Results of the week. Stupid lose weight, and smart will become thicker

With Komsomol enthusiasm

The government marked the 100 anniversary of the Komsomol with this Komsomol enthusiasm. Having gathered together, in Komsomol, they decided not to shelve the main business of the five-year plan - the imposition of sanctions against unfriendly Komsomol members of Ukraine.

And this is the case when the five-year plan on goals and objectives could be completed much earlier (in three years, or even in even more short time), but did not drive the horses. Yes, and the horses are not the ones to them enchanting gallop ...

In general, the lists - 322 Ukrainian patriot and 68 no less patriotic Ukrainian companies. Patriot on patriot. And an imperial ambition's iron car rolled over them.

They even hit the lard, according to the Ukrainian Bacon joint-stock company, which is intended to completely demoralize those who have been fighting violent Russian aggression for the fifth year of the aforementioned five-year plan.

We contacted the Komsomol of All Ukraine Denis Filaretov and asked him a few questions.

Denis, why is your name and your Komsomol cell not on the sanctions list?

Respondent:

My brothers! I am a true Komsomol member with my heart and soul, and therefore, you understand, it would not be Christian to include me on this list.

Denis, but they say that you recently began to invite overseas boy scouts to your organization. What does it mean?

Listen, this is normal practice. Samantha Smith was also invited to Artek. So we decided to follow the canons and traditions.

Rumor has it that in the near future, the Ukrainian Komsomol members intend to prove by the flare march that they are not afraid of any sanctions. The main thing is that during the march the legless, mildly passable passports of citizens of Cyprus, Malta, Israel and Ireland do not fall out of their legs.

All the "color" of Ukraine. Russia imposed sanctions, the resolution was signed
They scared the woman with high heels. The reaction of Ukrainian politicians to the sanctions of Moscow
Hodges: Ukraine will definitely win Russia, but in 30 years
Hollande told how Putin "stopped" in Ukraine
Ukraine closed the sky over the Black Sea. What will run

Comments from our readers:

New Year day

Prick an umbrella, and no more. Strategic products - oil, gas, fuel, Russian business in Ukraine (Gref & Co.) are preserved.

g1v2

These are not sanctions - this is the destruction of a competitor in our industry. And a serious blow to Ukraine, as an industrial power and its economy. Plus, the blockade of the Ukrainian Azov ports and restrictions on the supply of oil and fuel through the Republic of Belarus are superimposed. Damn, this is steeper bombardment Cueva. If everything was planned as it was originally, and not a cool improvisation, then my respect.
Khimprom, metallurgy and skh. Plus HTZ with its tractors. These are the areas where our enterprises compete with the Ukrainian ones. The fact that the sanctions were introduced right now means that our enterprises are finally ready for import substitution of Ukrainian products and squeezing them out of Russia, and possibly from other CIS countries. Ukrainian enterprises get a loss of a key sales market, which they cannot replace with anything. Ukrainian problems in the energy sector and the loss of Donbass enterprises are superimposed on this. Well, in fact - billions in losses for Ukraine and billions in profits for us. In general, Ukraine’s deindustrialization is in full swing. I wonder whether it will be possible to freeze something on the territory of the Russian Federation or even confiscate it?
And, by the way, HTZ is a former manufacturer of MTLB. Not so long ago there was planned to resume the production of light armored vehicles. KrAZ - the main manufacturer of chassis for various purposes in Ukraine. All models of Ukrainian rszo or Otrk imply its chassis. There is no Ukrainian alternative to him. New financial problems for these two enterprises may finish them off. In any case, financial health will not bring. And it will seriously complicate, and most importantly, any attempts by Ukraine to deploy any pr-va tracked light armor and rocket artillery will be more expensive.
In general, Ukraine was clearly not ready for such a war. I will not sympathize. Carthage must be destroyed.

Felix

Let me ask, and then what? Take on the maintenance of forty million people with the ideology of parasites? Tearing away from their own and without this small economy for the restoration of a racehorse destroyed by their bouncy cries of "not enough!" "you occupied us, and you feed"?

Petrol paradise

Ladies and gentlemen, Pani and Panov, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, sudari and madam, comrades! The Cabinet, having continued its shock work, did the impossible during the week. He turned back ... no, not Siberian rivers ... gas prices. Dmitry Medvedev gathered all the oil workers and, as you begin, you understand, threaten with your finger: Wow, we are already you! So actively put that, they say, on the stock exchange the price of the 92-th RUNFLY as much as 2,5%. Agree, it is much more difficult than to turn the Ob and Lena back.

Joyful motorists, taking the cans, rushed to the gas station, so that, as they say, everything - with my own eyes. But either the majority has become visually impaired, or some natural optical anomaly has happened - the prices for motor fuel did not want to be reversed. And it’s good that after all there are knowledgeable people in the country who were able to explain the situation.

We contacted the activist of the PEDSB (Russian Council of Gasoline and Diesel Engineers) Bahyt Aiyev-Datayev.

Bakhyt, explain why prices did not go down at the gas stations?

Bakhyt Aiyev-Deathev:

In fact, the situation is complicated. Owing to the volatility in the world markets and the devaluation of Guatemalan ketsal, gasoline prices in Russia cannot take it like that and go down. But our advice follows the situation and in any case is ready to merge. Our official dealers are ready to offer an alternative to the Au-92 and Au-95 with the more environmentally friendly EA-2018 fuel based on the Equus Asinus waste products. Really cheaper, brother! .. Takes him to Gudermes and back.

And if they don’t take it, we’ll turn off the gas! Medvedev issued an ultimatum to the oilmen
They say gasoline has fallen in price...

Comments from our readers:

Vasilenko Vladimir

Oil industry workers have completely gone nuts, they have little 300% profit, give them under 1000, or maybe it is time to carry out the nationalization of all industries.

darksoul

where does the oil, the oil companies have their own mathematics, when the oil banged from 118 $ per barrel to 40 $ they said that gasoline does not depend on oil, it’s all excise taxes — how oil began to grow, gasoline, like mushrooms after rain went up ... No shame, no conscience, where so much money, everything is small ...

silberwolf88

If you put a list of component prices for gasoline / diesel next to a stele with prices ... then it turns out ... that oil companies have nothing to do with ... excise taxes and local and federal taxes remove almost everything ... (for reference: wholesale prices for DT from November 2017 is almost always higher than retailers), large companies trade at a loss and leave (as it is not funny) to trade in coffee and other "chocolate bars" ... the retarded construction of the market by Mr. Medvedev's government led to contractual (manual) regulation. .. and this is all not reliable ...
They asked large companies to sell fuel to small third-party suppliers for both their own ... and that ... these small animals (such as feminine dogs) immediately began to resell it where they pay more (for example, abroad) and to cut their daughters ... The system does not work ... and system solutions are needed ...
History will continue until they understand ... that a cow cannot be milked without end, deciding its incompetence through it ...

Russians found in Russia

One woman said that the Council on Interethnic Relations is about to approve, if not already approved, the latest Strategy of the state national policy. And in this strategy, the state-forming role of the Russian people will be announced. And in general, the phrase “Russian people” will officially appear for the first time, which for some time has been exhibited almost as an insult to all the other peoples inhabiting our huge country.

It’s only more often than not that this fact was offended by such individuals who either had already changed permanent residence from Russia to other shores, including the banks of the Thames and the Dead Sea, or kept a spare “Eradromchik” on these shores ... gentlemen are much more inspiring cause such news as flooding flooding in the Murmansk region or attack on the FSB office building in the Arkhangelsk region. For in such news you can roam, declaring that the Russians, so to speak, clicked on all the polymers, and therefore the word Russian itself is derogatory, immoral and generally undemocratic.

But in such a case, we have a staff expert in the field of security and law, who will dot the i, and e, and even a, oh, u umlaut - Mikhan Vitalyevich Hehevych. His topical comment specifically for the "Results of the week" (and for any other material on the "BO"):

Alive Russia, brothers! Alive, mother! Bend us, bend, adversaries, drink our blood, but only our time will come, oh, come!

***
I'll start a sofa at sunset
Yes, I take it on my chest - woe to me:
In the heart of the roast just wounded -
Klyaty moder I banned.
But he does not lustle me
Tomorrow I will register myself again.

Thank you, Mihan Vitalyevich. It was a really valuable comment in this situation.

Sensation! Russians will appear in Russia!

Comments of our other readers:

Pessimist22

This is good, of course, but why the annexation of the Crimea is a significant event, and the fact that Ukraine has become a hostile state to us and the fact that millions of Russians are being Ukrainized there is not a big deal, is it?

Tatar 174

The Russians in the rest of the world consider all the inhabitants of Russia, with which I agree, even though the Tatar himself. And about the "ukrainizirovatsya" or not, everyone should decide for himself how it is convenient for him, not to fight with all Ukrainians and Balts ... But to help return to Russia who want and consider themselves Russians is a holy one, I consider, the duty of the Russian state But for this the Government must work, and whether it wants additional burden and problems for itself is a rhetorical question.

Navigator Basov

The very concept of nationality generally exists for a century and a half, only since general censuses began to be conducted.

Russia imposed a tax on stupidity

The tax code of the Russian Federation introduces the concept of "stupid taxpayer". The legislative innovation that came, according to unconfirmed rumors and exact speculation, from the depths of the two departments, the Ministry of Money and the Ministry of extortion and taxes, is based on the statement of the second freshness made on TV by the Minister of Money Power Million.

On the TV program “Who Lives Well in Russia?” On the Zero Channel S. Millionov boasted of tax innovations of two departments: the Ministry of Money and the Ministry of requisitions and taxes that co-sponsored the legislative initiative.

According to the head of the Russian Mindenag, in Russia live well for those who work honestly.

From his further speeches, viewers realized that those who have “luxury property complexes, cars, yachts, apartments, and so on” live well in the country.

As for the requirements of some dull-witted citizens, demanding an increase in the income tax of the rich, the minister dismissed this absurd idea, citing the wisdom of those honest people whom he had said before.

“We know,” the boyar said on the air, “that rich people are not stupid and they will find ways to get around this solution, people can even withdraw money from our country.”

The head of the monetary department believes that a flat (13-percent) scale of taxes on physical souls is well established, and it would be an unforgivable folly to change it with respect to honest people who are smart and smart.

Truly a wise decision would be different: to introduce the concept of a stupid taxpayer into the second part of the Republic of Kazakhstan and raise the income tax for this category of subjects.

In the proposed Minnedeg and Minpodatey edition of the 2-th part of the Tax Code of the Russian Federation, the item 1-th article of the 207-th is divided into two points:

1.1. Smart payers of personal income tax are individuals who are tax residents of the Russian Federation, as well as individuals who receive income from sources in Russia but are not tax residents of the Russian Federation, including patriots with citizenship of Cyprus, Malta, Great Britain and others fraternal countries listed in special annex No. XXUMX to the RF Tax Code and regularly updated (secret).

1.2. Foolish payers of personal income tax are individuals who are tax residents of the Russian Federation and who are not able to secure a second citizenship and registration in the fraternal countries listed in Annex No. XXUMX (secret).

The 1 clause of the 224 Tax Rates article is amended as follows:

1.1. The tax rate for smart payers defined in paragraph 1.1 Art. 207 Tax Code, is set in the amount of 13 percent.

1.2. The tax rate for the stupid payers defined in paragraph 1.2 Art. 207 Tax Code, is set in the amount of 26 percent.

Siluanov: the rich are smart, they still get away from high tax
Pensions for kindling

According to Ivan Golozadov-Beshtanny, a professor at the Lower School of Economics (NSE), the tax innovation of the government finally establishes the truly democratic principle of taxation of the people.

"Taxes are for stupid, - said Professor NSHE in an interview with the network program "Results of the week with Alexei Volodin and Oleg Chuvakin." - This is a fact with which you cannot argue, for it is more expensive to argue with the government. Because of the sanctions imposed against Mother Rus by the klyaty West, the maintenance of yachts, mansions and bunkers becomes more expensive, and therefore foolish people must financially support the smart ones. Smart people are the color and future of our great country. And I am very pleased that this is understood in the economic bloc of the government. Tighten the belt! And yes copper sparkles on Russian yachts! ”

Comments from our readers:

AUL

According to Siluanov, it turns out that only fools pay taxes!

Svarog

Here you are, a bright representative ... He can leave taxes, because he considers himself and his associates smart, but he cannot create a mechanism in which it will be impossible to evade taxes. For some reason, in America it is considered a particularly grave crime, with the opportunity to sit for life, and in China - with the shooting. And our power, in fact, is recognized in its impotence. In this case, all in their places. You can not, go away, but no, the feeder ...

Nick_R

Have you ever thought that all hospitals, schools, roads, etc. State builds at the expense of the rich? There is nothing to take from the poor, and the middle class is good if it can contain itself. It is the rich who finance the state, including military and security expenses. For one simple reason: they are interested in maintaining the status quo so that their property is not taken away, their children are not killed by thugs, they can drive along roads, etc. And you propose to kill the goose that lays the golden eggs. What's next: chaos, civil war and the cook, governing the state? We have already passed this, but it is clear that someone has a short memory.

RitaNik

Those. 10% of the super rich in Russia - sponsors of the army and security forces? Aaaaa, yes, I remember two: Serdyukov and Vasilyev!

Ross xnumx

And I read the comments of citizens and begin to understand why the State Duma of the Russian Federation makes laws, but does not want to live by them, everything strives to come up with some privileges or exceptions. Indeed, the citizens of the country have a low tax culture. And they have low wages, just make ends meet, and the taxes are the same for everyone ... And why in a country that is going to gain economic independence, is it so eager to break free from the deadly grip of the dollar, such an incomprehensible (and therefore unexplored) tax culture? Why are laws that you can't figure out without lawyers?
Social policy in the state should enable working people to live comfortably, and not drag out a beggarly existence. And taxes on luxury and high incomes should be aimed at curbing the hungry appetites of the "hungry." Why introduce only the minimum wage? Let's enter the maximum allowable amount of labor ...
As for personal income tax payments, they are generally paid by everyone who works in the legal sphere. Only after paying this tax, some are interrupted from kefir to macaroni, while others throw money from the windows of limousines ...

One Tomahawk of All Russians Bashing

NATO troops called for a fair fight. No tanksno bombs and missiles. And even assault rifles with pistols. Only two types are allowed. weapons: good old iron axes and hairy fists.

As stated by the North Atlantic Alliance party organizer Bolt Svaltenberg, from now on, military relations between NATO soldiers and Russian soldiers are based on the principles of honesty and openness. Warriors converge in open battle in the open. Disguise, ambush, and equally ambush shelves are prohibited by the updated NATO charter. Absolute transparency!

The risk of harm to civilians, which is always present in the war, in this case is reduced to zero.

Military experts fully agree with the assessments of Comrade Svaltenberg. This kind of fighting for civilians is safe. As the defense and weapons specialist points out. Blow in Solntar from National Protest magazine, axes are not bombs, and only those who “specifically” get on the skull kill.

Teachings or shows? Iron Tomahawk-2018 "scale" maneuvers were held in Latvia
Stoltenberg: we invite you to watch the teachings, but you are not!

The first test battle between the North Atlantic army and the Russian militia has already taken place in Latvia at the Adazi training ground. At NATO headquarters, the historical battle was given the name “Iron Tomahawk 2018”. The opposing sides, as indicated in the report of the alliance party organizer, converged on the valley on foot, with only Tomahawks in service.

The small print of the report indicates that the same NATO members had to play the role of the Russians in the historic slaughter, because, in accordance with the well-known Moscow strategy, the Russian troops did not show up for the war.

Due to this circumstance, the troops of the North Atlantic Alliance suffered double losses: for themselves and for the enemy. According to the "Bulletin of United Europe", at the Adazi military training ground, up to 95% of the personnel of the NATO units that participated in the Iron Tomahawk 2018 battle died. In memory of the fallen soldiers at the site will be installed clumsy obelisk.

Comments from our readers:

dr.star75

Show for residents of the Baltic States? For one and a half people? This is a rehearsal of the action plan of Army Group North to capture the northern part of Russia. And it will begin to act in the 2024 year, immediately or during the presidential elections in the Russian Federation. By the type of our Crimean scenario.

Gray brother

Lying as Trotsky. I read many times in the news about the "presence of foreign observers." You can even find pictures with these, "which are not" Talking head, empty, moreover ...

K-50

There is not even a girlish memory there, it seems that the whole head was formatted there. Does he at least remember his name, or only after a tip from a piece of paper does he remember? This is what the geyropean tolerance does with the brain, if only it was not contagious.

MoJloT

Stoltenberg remembers everything, or, as he was more known in the KGB, Steklov's agent, and also remembered how they passed him. His Russophobia is fully justified.

The politeness of the city takes

November 6 in the United States held midterm congressional elections. This day, according to analysts, can be a bloody Tuesday, but because President Trump, known for his desire to receive the Nobel Peace Prize in double size, has developed a brilliant political plan.

The military operation to roll out migrant tankers from El Salvador, Honduras and other neighboring countries with caterpillars was replaced by a peaceful exchange by the decision of the White House owner.

According to an unidentified source "Military Review", a cunning plan to pacify migrants provides for the exchange of one-to-one American border guards and military for potential migrants who have arrived from Central America. The United States military force to be exchanged is sent under its own power to the above-mentioned Central American countries, and Honduran and other migrants settle in the blessed United States and receive a large wholesale green card.

The next batch of migrants to be exchanged in the same way as the first.

America on the eve of the invasion
Kalym in Honduras. Will the US Army shoot at pedestrians?
Migrants will not pass: The Pentagon will help block the border with Mexico

With the accumulation in Honduras, El Salvador and a number of other local states known for the outflow of human capital, a sufficient amount of foreign military power, these states lose their independence and recognize themselves as part of the United States. Appears on the map the state of Honduras, the state of El Salvador and so on. Some Western political scientists have already called Mr. Trump's living exchange fund "polite people."

The issue of migration, as we see, is solved exclusively by peaceful means. Democrats in Congress who oppose Trump’s supposedly aggressive policies will have to cover up their shop. Apparently, in the future, only one large party, the Republican Party, will operate in the United States, and future historians will compare it with the Russian United Russia.

Comments from our readers:

Vard

The United States can do anything. For example, to shoot these columns from helicopters. And the world community will swallow everything. Because they are the world community now ...

Jerk

It will be like this. There will be otgenocide in the future — and again, in the sweat of their brows, they will be teaching Europe tolerance for refugees from the US-cracked Middle East.

l7yzo

Strange comments here: that, defending their territory and their people from all kinds of incomprehensible subjects, moreover, organized and obviously not just united, the Americans are scoundrels! They protect their citizens and the interests of their country. In this case, they are on their territory. After all, everyone has already agreed with this that this is their territory. And do not say that they captured. So almost everyone in the world grabbed, that in Europe drank that East, Africa, America, Asia.

bessmertniy

The American Latino dream is broken on Trump's stone heart.

Comments

[210ox]

On the sanctions .. Well, better late than not at all. By the way. In the Kuban stores, meat products from Galicia have disappeared .. For gasoline .. "Star" Alibabaevich! .. When will they get drunk?

[aszzz888]

210ox (Dmitry) Today, 06: 30
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In the Kuban shops disappeared meat products from Galicia ..

!
... maybe they have a plague, in the sense of their pigs and other animals? ...

[Tatar 174]

Quote: aszzz888

maybe the plague from them, in the sense of their pigs and other animals?

Who are you masking by living creatures? This distemper acts selectively and this distemper is called the lackey dependence of all Europolitics on what a big man in the oval office will say.

[New Year day]

Quote: 210ox

Under sanctions ..... meat products disappeared

You know, I haven’t been in Moscow for more than a month. Upon arrival, supermarkets were more spacious - the number of rows was smaller and the choice of products narrowed

[Mountain shooter]

I live here. Maybe you came to some other Mosca?

[New Year day]

Quote: Mountain Shooter

Maybe you came to some other Mosca?

then we go to different stores.

[Gardamir]

I live here

I live here too. Can you go shopping with your eyes closed?

[New Year day]

Real Auchan -Kotelniki

[SRC P-15]

Quote: Silvestr

You know, I haven’t been in Moscow for more than a month. Upon arrival, supermarkets were more spacious - the number of rows was smaller and the choice of products narrowed

In Moscow, what is in the USA?

[New Year day]

Quote: СРЦ П-15

In Moscow, what is in the USA?

in China!

[sabakina]

Sergey, salute! With the pros and cons, something incredible happens! I give you a plus. 2 minuses come out, although when viewing you had zero!

[New Year day]

Quote: sabakina

Sergey, salute!

Hello! Computer is a dark matter.

[your1970]

again went for a walk on their 20-30 pluses?
And by the way - from you sabakinanot expected...

[your1970]

my 2 minuses in good faith confirmed this ... again the clans went ......

[Detective]

Quote: Silvestr

You know, I haven’t been in Moscow for more than a month. Upon arrival, supermarkets were more spacious - the number of rows was smaller and the choice of products narrowed

I was born, baptized in Moscow, and I live the glory of God. Sylvester can lie enough ?! You even managed to distort the phrase of a person from above. Here she is -

Quote: 210ox

According to sanctions .. Well, it's better late than not at all. By the way. In Kuban shops, meat products from Galicia disappeared ..

It's sad to look at you, Sylvester. Sorry for you. You have already turned into a "Crimean daughter of an officer"!

[New Year day]

Quote: Detective

Sorry for you

and me to you. Zombie straightened your brains

Quote: Detective

You have already turned into a "Crimean daughter of an officer"!

and you go to the Crimea, not only to Yalta, but to the steppe regions. Maybe something will reach you, although hardly. You remind me of stubborn dill-also logic and the same conclusions

[Detective]

Quote: Silvestr

and you go to the Crimea, not only to Yalta, but to the steppe regions. Maybe something will reach you, although hardly. You remind me of stubborn dill-also logic and the same conclusions

Across the Crimea, I have a lot of friends, including in Yevpatoriya and the small villages surrounding it! Zaozernoye, Mirny, Shtormovoe, Okunevka ... You deigned to speak about the steppe Crimea. Unlike you, I was not there, but lived! People have something to compare with, and such arsonists of discontent in Russia aroused and cause sincere surprise and disgust! Since joining Russia, I have always been hearing from the Crimeans the same question aimed at people like you — who in general is what they want, why are they allowed to water their country with mud?!?!

Quote: Silvestr

Maybe something will reach you, although hardly. You remind me of stubborn dill

But to insult me ​​is not necessary. Otherwise, I'm not afraid of a ban or warnings, and I will be forced to call you by your real name. Behave yourself properly. Caught you lying! Well, sit quietly. Our people are kind. Who forgets who forgives ... Do not cross the line, and if you're lying, then at least do it somehow smarter!

[New Year day]

Quote: Detective

Caught you lying!

is that you? So far, only your words.

Quote: Detective

Across the Crimea, I have a lot of friends, including in Yevpatoriya and the small villages surrounding it! Zaozernoye, Peaceful, Storm, Okunevka

and I lived there and visit every year

Quote: Detective

You deigned to talk about the steppe Crimea. Unlike you, I was not there, but lived!

I have a lot of relatives there

Quote: Detective

People have something to compare with, and such arsonists of discontent in Russia aroused and cause sincere surprise and disgust!

but nobody argues on this issue

Quote: Detective

Since joining Russia, I have always been hearing from the Crimeans the same question aimed at people like you — who in general is what they want, why are they allowed to water their country with mud?!?!

where is the "watering"?
Indicate any progress in your inner life?

Quote: Detective

Do not cross the line, and if you're lying, then at least do it somehow smarter!

it's for you. So far, you have not provided any of your proofs, but only words-words .... Indicate where you indicated "my words"?

[New Year day]

I saw your arguments, weak. It's all?

[New Year day]

Quote: Detective

I was born, baptized in Moscow, and I live the glory of God.

and thank god live on

Quote: Detective

Sylvester can lie enough ?!

you historical education with the king did not benefit, and then, the service is heavy, nervous, in isolation from people.

[Consultant]

Quote: Silvestr

You know, I haven’t been in Moscow for more than a month. Upon arrival, supermarkets were more spacious - the number of rows was smaller and the choice of products narrowed

It smacks of ukrotroll ...

Your words could still be attributed to good faith if they had not appeared in response to

Quote: 210ox

In Kuban shops meat products disappeared from Galicia

[Detective]

Quote: Consultant

Your words could still be attributed to good faith if they had not appeared in response to

Quote: 210ox
In the Kuban shops disappeared meat products from Galicia

Do you mean the error from the word got lost ?! I wanted to go into the store and got into the public toilet? And there it is empty, silence, tile and not that meat, but in general the products are not visible ... Hmm ... You better look at the rating of his notes - he also puts pluses for this frank lie !!!

[New Year day]

Quote: Detective

him for this frank lies also put pluses !!!

maybe you're lying. sir?

Quote: Detective

I wanted to go into the store and got into the public toilet?

where is it written by me?

Quote: Detective

And there it is empty, silence, tile and not that meat, but in general the products are not visible ..

you have hallucinations, see your doctor.
1. Retailers have recognized the reduction in the range of products due to the sanctions, Ilya Yakubson, Chairman of the Presidium of the Association of Retail Companies, said at the Retail Business Russia & CIS forum.
2. The Society for the Protection of Consumer Rights (OZPP) “Public Control” published a text of an appeal to Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev asking him not to allow “an impending crisis in the supply of food and essential goods”. The text notes that consumers increasingly complain about a noticeable assortment of food products in stores and note a significant increase in prices for individual items.
3. From the Yekaterinburg Auchan, Norwegian salmon, Greek cheese and another 500 goods disappeared due to sanctions
Source: http://ngzt.ru/news/view/30-06-2015-kakie-importnye-produkty-ischezli-iz-ashana-iz-za-sankciy-30-iyunya-2015 © ngzt.ru
so wear glasses or do not go to the "ABC of taste" or the like

[Detective]

You are lying now! Not because of sanctions, but because of anti-sanctions i.e. Russian retaliatory sanctions mainly on products from Europe. Do you miss Polish apples? Have a taste of Russian! Are the tears of the retail representatives understandable ?! However, the same Yakubson said that he understands this political decision of the Russian authorities and must be implemented! And by the way, he was especially worried about Spanish fruits and vegetables ... And in what year it was not prompt? About this here

Quote: Silvestr

The Society for the Protection of Consumer Rights (OZPP) “Public Control” published a text of an appeal to Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev asking him not to allow “an impending crisis in the supply of essential goods and goods”.

Your next manipulation. I ask you to inform us when this appeal was published and what is it connected with ?! Was it not a year and a half ago and in connection with the introduction of the Plato system? I, Sylvester, am not a complainant and I will not use a plaintive button for all this slander of yours. The site administration itself is able to pay attention to your manipulations, if of course it needs it ... Well, for their own affairs, everyone will answer sooner or later. Including you!

Quote: Silvestr

Norwegian salmon, Greek cheese and 500 more goods disappeared from Yekaterinburg Auchan due to sanctions

Special thanks to you for this message! If this is the only thing that our Western partners managed to spoil us with all their might, I feel sorry for them as well as you. You sympathize with them of course. Support somehow ...

[New Year day]

Quote: Detective

And in what year it was not prompt?

2014
What has changed?

Quote: Detective

I, Sylvester, are not a complainer, and I will not use the plaintive button for all your slander.

so where did I write your words? I'm waiting. And then on your part, it turns out. this same slander

Quote: Detective

Well, for their own affairs, everyone will answer sooner or later. Including you!

well, wait and see

[Detective]

Quote: Silvestr

And in what year it was not prompt?

2014
What has changed?

And for so many years you endured half-empty stores in Moscow and just now decided to write?!?! Just now they went into a Moscow store and were horrified ?! Ha ha ha ha ?! You are a funny person burying talent in the ground!

Quote: Silvestr

Well, for their own affairs, everyone will answer sooner or later. Including you!

well, wait and see

Do not hesitate even! Of course, everyone will have to hold the answer, or you have promised immortality, the corresponding forces promised ?!

Quote: Silvestr

so where did I write your words? I'm waiting. And then on your part, it turns out. this same slander

What words?! What are you a manipulator and, accordingly, a liar ?! Well read the comments above! For example, here is your quote -

Quote: Silvestr

The Society for the Protection of Consumer Rights (OZPP) “Public Control” published a text of an appeal to Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev asking him not to allow “an impending crisis in the supply of essential goods and goods”. The text notes that consumers increasingly complain about a noticeable assortment of food products in stores and note a significant increase in prices for individual items.

So? Yours Is everything right? Read carefully. You cite it as evidence of allegedly empty shops and a food crisis due to sanctions! So? Am I not mistaken? But you are silent that this appeal was made more than a year and a half ago and for a completely different reason, namely because of the introduction of the Plato system and strikes of some carriers! Those. OZPP was afraid not because of a shortage of products, allegedly because of sanctions, but on the contrary, that there might be problems with the transportation of these very products, which if you believe it is not or certainly not a lot, because of problems with carriers. Here you have the manipulation or rather an attempt to manipulate public opinion on this resource and, accordingly, LIES! SORRY PEOPLE TO SILVER AND DON'T DO MORE!

[210ox]

It’s okay to swear, dear Muscovites. I don’t know about your stores and I won’t speak. I’ll tell you about the province. There are no less goods, and prices are rising regularly. By the way, many Crimeans hoped with the opening of freight traffic on the bridge some reduction in prices. That did not happen which, incidentally, is not surprising. The reduction in the cost of transportation for a couple of thousand per car in the total volume is insignificant. Although, in time, of course, the gain is obvious

[New Year day]

Quote: 210ox

Okay to swear, dear Muscovites

Yes, it's not swearing. I talked with the admins of their markets, there is a reduction in retail space for delivery to subtenants, M-Video, etc.
The opponent could not even bring his point of view. I went to the customs website and was surprised myself - import of products from abroad to Russia grew !!
For 2017 553 thousand tons of meat were imported in the amount of almost $ 1,5 billion, or 23,9% more than in the nine months of last year (446,4 thousand tons). Imports of poultry meat reached 169,2 thousand tons ($ 270,1 million) against 157,7 thousand tons ($ 212,3 million) in the nine months of last year. Fish imports amounted to 284,5 thousand tons ($ 768 million) - 14% more than a year earlier.
So the particular was taken for the general, the ending is known.

[Reserve buildbat]

Do you believe any "ngzt.ru" more. They are delusional so that I want to ask that they do not smoke, but inject. The Norwegian salmon is gone ... the Greek cheese is rotten ... The pickled hedgehogs are out! The famine has arrived, we are making our last felt boots here in Yekaterinburg. Imagine, instead of drinking courvoisier, you have to follow in the footsteps of the frenzied enemy of the USSR - Winston Churchill and choke on Armenian brandy. Churchill knew how to poison people.
Stop fooling Silvestr, or whatever your mother is.

[New Year day]

Quote: Stroibat stock

Stop fooling Silvestr, or whatever your mother is.

See the answer above.

[cultural post]

Quote: Silvestr

You know, I haven’t been in Moscow for more than a month. Upon arrival, supermarkets were more spacious - the number of rows was smaller and the choice of products narrowed

I even somehow somehow burst out involuntarily, from such flat-mindedness. xDD

[Lord of the Sith]

As always, a good review and wonderful caricatures!

[aszzz888]

As North Atlantic Alliance Party organizer Bolt Svaltenberg stated,

... what else can this parrot claim? ... the same thing ...

[Ross xnumx]

Authors! Thank you so much for relevant and witty cartoons and materials.
How glorious the week began.
Siluanov - shocked by the theses on the breadth of mind and the role of the rich in modern Russian society ...
Topilin - bewitched twenty-odd million Russians with stories of an unprecedented increase in wages ...
Medvedev agreed to freeze gas prices for two months. Oh how! The owners of oil wells rescued, they were afraid of the forbidden measures. Even Kozak bothered to accept from them the assurances of deepest respect ...

And suddenly, as always unexpectedly, without telephone messages about a storm warning, a message broke in about the launch of an AP, which the country had no equal and no longer has. I find no reason for gloating, no reason for reassurance either. There were only doubts that in a series of different killings, explosions, falls, floods and collapses, this is not the latest emergency. But even without investigation, to call this an incident, the language does not turn. This is a time-born pattern, a situation that has arisen as a result of the consequences of a barbaric, disregard for people and material values ​​on the part of leaders with low social responsibility and professional training.

I recalled a joke of the Brezhnev era:

Leonid Brezhnev reads the report:
- Our light industry is going offshoot ... um ... I do not understand ...
- Our light industry is on the run ... um ...
Then one of his subordinates tells him:
- Leonid Ilyich, turn the page!
Brezhnev:
- Ah ... Um ... Our light industry is going along with heavy industry ...

By analogy with this anecdote, and in the light of the latest accident with Soyuz, I would like to ask: “Is our shipbuilding going on a long way with Roscosmos?”

How tired of these P ... Pyrrhic victory, in which the economic effect is more than offset by either damage or invested costs.

The results of the week showed that the slogan: “Cadres decide everything!” , - relevant addition: "Random people in the shots can ruin absolutely everything!"

[ANCIENT]

everything is great with a sense of humor - `` mikhan vitalievich hekhevych '' so to speak two in one bottle - me and forever banned Mikhan, he is Mr. hehe Well, I wasn’t offended, laughed, and made conclusions ...

[Gardamir]

The difference between the sanctions is agromnaya. Due to American sanctions, Chinese banks are straining and even Gref is not going to Crimea. And nothing will happen due to Kremlin sanctions, even gas will go to Ukraine.

[Egoza]

Thanks to the authors for the results. Well, from me 5 cents. Here now A.S. Pushkin recorded in the secret weapon of the aggressor ....

Some experts believe that his tales instill a strange love.
This was reported by Ukrainian writer and screenwriter Andrei Kokotyukha. He was outraged that millions of Ukrainians continue to read Pushkin’s magical works. What is the reason for such an unusual attitude to the work of the luminaries of Russian poetry? It turns out that he was embarrassed by the words "There is a Russian spirit, there it smells of Rus." These lines supposedly can grow love for the aggressor, i.e. to Russia, and, accordingly, aggression.
What nonsense, you say, dear readers? And these are Ukrainian realities. The fact is that according to a survey conducted by the Kiev International Institute of Sociology, Ukrainians began to treat Russia very well. And now Mr. Kokotyukha is embarrassed and he wonders why Zola, Maupassant, and Poe are not quoted in Ukraine, although they are also classics, and they respect Pushkin, Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, and Chekhov.

[Korsar4]

Another crazy week.
The floating dock lies at the bottom.
Crayons, chalk yourself, Emelya.
And where is the industry - in ......

[Egoza]

But it pleased ....
“NATO has long ceased to be a powerful military force that can protect the exhausted and oppressed. According to experts, the bloc has turned into something slow, incapable of a lightning-fast attack.
In particular, this was stated by the chief of the NATO international military headquarters, Lieutenant General Jan Brooks. He is confident that the alliance needs to grow stronger and concentrate all its forces on strengthening infrastructure and resolving legal issues, in particular, at the time of the troop transfer.
The whole problem for NATO is logistics. The European countries that are in the bloc cannot provide the movement of troops. And this, in turn, will become a serious obstacle if there is any military invasion. "

[Chertyak]

Well, men are alive Russia and this is important ..! I congratulate all those involved on the upcoming day of the Great October Socialist Revolution! Then we turned the world upside down ..
Well, unity in our souls has always been, is and will be .. As if we were not disconnected and pitted!
Shiver the bourgeois ... We will come back and ask everyone for everything .. hehe

These are the things going on in our Russian souls ..

[Egoza]

But this is already a complete finish! I read space fiction (American writer) Earthlings sent messages to space, and they responded, but not everyone was ready for the arrival of aliens from the Space Galaxy Alliance. In short, here is an excerpt ....
“Most of the creatures soon realized that the Alliance did not want to harm them, did not want to enslave, but only wanted to introduce them into the world of more advanced and developed galaxies. For young, unprepared planets like this, everything could seem frightening - accordingly, some resistance was expected. no less, humans turned out to be incredibly stubborn creatures who would rather destroy their world than accept the presence of aliens, whom they themselves unwittingly invited to their doorstep by sending messages into space.
The people below were warned that the Alliance’s patience with those who continue to resist is ending.
In the end, the Alliance decided that it no longer wanted to waste time and resources in order to take control of the remaining large cities. The rebels were warned: either they would stop fighting and start interacting with the new world government, or they would be destroyed. The leaders controlling the city below did not obey at the time allotted to them at twelve o'clock. Exactly a minute after the deadline, the liquidation ships began to compare the city with the land.
Reisor watched the destruction calmly. Since arriving on the planet six months ago, he has already decided the fate of the rebels on the other side of the world, who continued to resist integration into the Alliance. Small rebel groups in Cairo, Paris and Riyadh agreed to lay down their arms, and the cities have now been rebuilt. Of course, these agreements were reached after he ordered the leveling of the Ukrainian city of Kiev, where the rebels opened fire. He warned them what might happen. Those who at first refused to leave the city fled in fear, as soon as the huge liquidator ships began to destroy the city. Those who continued to resist died. "

Oh how! To reach agreements you need to raze Kiev to the ground !!!!! It seems that the Ukrainians have already "gotten" American writers. (Can we be proud?) Or is it a foresight of a science fiction writer?

[Observer2014]

But for such a case, we have a full-time expert in the field of security and law, who will dot all the “i” and the “e”, and even the “a, o, u umlaut” - Mikhan Vitalievich Khekhevich. His topical commentary is specially for the “Results of the week” (and for any other material on “VO”):

Mikhailovich !!!! Buddy !!! I have long wanted to say that your account MIKHAN IS NOT BANCHED! I've been a specialist in history "diving" for the last month. I don't even know what to think about this

[Chertyak]

Quote: Observer2014

But for such a case, we have a full-time expert in the field of security and law, who will dot all the “i” and the “e”, and even the “a, o, u umlaut” - Mikhan Vitalievich Khekhevich. His topical commentary is specially for the “Results of the week” (and for any other material on “VO”):

Mikhailovich !!!! Buddy !!! I have long wanted to say that your account MIKHAN IS NOT BANCHED! I've been a specialist in history "diving" for the last month. I don't even know what to think about this

This is where you read it Sergey ..?

Quote: Observer2014

MIKHAN IS NOT BAN!

It can’t be, I’ll check it now! even mentioning him already threatens before ..

[Altona]

In general, when you watch the news and hear the revelations of Gref and Siluanov, you are very surprised. For such frank fascist statements of theirs, they should have been in court for a long time. But nevertheless, many are "more equal" before the law. Calling the bulk of taxpayers stupid is beyond good and evil. However, this is natural, this is such a hello to 76,69% of the people from Putin and congratulations to them on March 18 once again.

[beeper]

Siluanov, as an "abstruse Zlatoust", is quite worthy of the prize - "Chernomyrdin's cookie"!

[Egoza]

I looked here at your “60 minutes” ... It surprises me why the presenters do not give “killer” facts. 1. Before the revolution of Ukraine, there was Little Russia. Here is White Russia - there was, see the title of Russian emperor. And Ukraine appeared thanks to V.I. To Lenin! (for which he was "thanked" in Ukraine today) 2. Why no one remembers Talerhof and Terezin - concentration camps where those who did not want to be called Ukrainian were driven. "In 1914, already" grabbed all at once, indiscriminately. Who only recognized himself as Russian and bore the Russian name. Who found the Russian newspaper or book, icon or postcard from Russia. They grabbed anyone. Intellectuals and peasants, men and women, old people and children, healthy and sick. And, first of all, of course, the Russian “priests” they hate ... Thousands of innocent victims, a sea of ​​martyrdom and orphan tears ... ”(Y. Yavorsky from the work“ Terror in Galicia during the first period of the 1914-1915 war ”).” 3 . Why are victims of memory attached to “our famine”? At that time, the memory was not part of Ukraine. 4. Finally, about culture - Marco Vovchok - THE RUSSIAN GENTLE, who arrived with her ethnographer husband in Little Russia, over the 2 weeks mastered the local dialect and began to write poetry on it, condemned serfdom. That's where the "Ukrainian literature" came from.
Yes, much more could have been found, besides the current facts, if we had been well prepared for the broadcast. Let it be “in the storeroom”. But on occasion, it would be possible to close the mouth of "some" very loud speakers.

[Yan Sergeev]

Today (while I was waiting in the service) I had to watch the "military secret" TV program. I had not experienced so much negativity for a long time, it felt like there was a live broadcast from an insane asylum. Stupid, no cover propaganda.

[Yan Sergeev]

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[Anton Yu]

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[Anton Yu]

Russian senator Alexei Pushkov commented on the words of the head of the youth policy department of the Sverdlovsk region, Olga Glatsky, who said that the state was not obligated to help Russian youth in any way, since the authorities did not ask their parents to give birth to children.

Natural population decline peaked since early decade
The national projects “Demography” and “Health Care” are called to correct the situation.
“With such directors of youth policy departments as in the Sverdlovsk region, we will cease giving birth at all,” Pushkov wrote on Twitter on November 5.
He did not rule out that for an official, children are an extra burden.
“But the country needs them. Wrong words, wrong thoughts, wrong director, ”added the senator.
In an interview with the 360 ​​channel, an official said that her words about the lack of obligations of the authorities to young people were taken out of context.