Results of the week. Stupid lose weight, and smart will become thicker
The government marked the 100 anniversary of the Komsomol with this Komsomol enthusiasm. Having gathered together, in Komsomol, they decided not to shelve the main business of the five-year plan - the imposition of sanctions against unfriendly Komsomol members of Ukraine.
And this is the case when the five-year plan on goals and objectives could be completed much earlier (in three years, or even in even more short time), but did not drive the horses. Yes, and the horses are not the ones to them enchanting gallop ...
In general, the lists - 322 Ukrainian patriot and 68 no less patriotic Ukrainian companies. Patriot on patriot. And an imperial ambition's iron car rolled over them.
They even hit the lard, according to the Ukrainian Bacon joint-stock company, which is intended to completely demoralize those who have been fighting violent Russian aggression for the fifth year of the aforementioned five-year plan.
We contacted the Komsomol of All Ukraine Denis Filaretov and asked him a few questions.
Denis, why is your name and your Komsomol cell not on the sanctions list?
Respondent:
Denis, but they say that you recently began to invite overseas boy scouts to your organization. What does it mean?
Rumor has it that in the near future, the Ukrainian Komsomol members intend to prove by the flare march that they are not afraid of any sanctions. The main thing is that during the march the legless, mildly passable passports of citizens of Cyprus, Malta, Israel and Ireland do not fall out of their legs.
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Khimprom, metallurgy and skh. Plus HTZ with its tractors. These are the areas where our enterprises compete with the Ukrainian ones. The fact that the sanctions were introduced right now means that our enterprises are finally ready for import substitution of Ukrainian products and squeezing them out of Russia, and possibly from other CIS countries. Ukrainian enterprises get a loss of a key sales market, which they cannot replace with anything. Ukrainian problems in the energy sector and the loss of Donbass enterprises are superimposed on this. Well, in fact - billions in losses for Ukraine and billions in profits for us. In general, Ukraine’s deindustrialization is in full swing. I wonder whether it will be possible to freeze something on the territory of the Russian Federation or even confiscate it?
And, by the way, HTZ is a former manufacturer of MTLB. Not so long ago there was planned to resume the production of light armored vehicles. KrAZ - the main manufacturer of chassis for various purposes in Ukraine. All models of Ukrainian rszo or Otrk imply its chassis. There is no Ukrainian alternative to him. New financial problems for these two enterprises may finish them off. In any case, financial health will not bring. And it will seriously complicate, and most importantly, any attempts by Ukraine to deploy any pr-va tracked light armor and rocket artillery will be more expensive.
In general, Ukraine was clearly not ready for such a war. I will not sympathize. Carthage must be destroyed.
Felix
Petrol paradise
Ladies and gentlemen, Pani and Panov, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, sudari and madam, comrades! The Cabinet, having continued its shock work, did the impossible during the week. He turned back ... no, not Siberian rivers ... gas prices. Dmitry Medvedev gathered all the oil workers and, as you begin, you understand, threaten with your finger: Wow, we are already you! So actively put that, they say, on the stock exchange the price of the 92-th RUNFLY as much as 2,5%. Agree, it is much more difficult than to turn the Ob and Lena back.
Joyful motorists, taking the cans, rushed to the gas station, so that, as they say, everything - with my own eyes. But either the majority has become visually impaired, or some natural optical anomaly has happened - the prices for motor fuel did not want to be reversed. And it’s good that after all there are knowledgeable people in the country who were able to explain the situation.
We contacted the activist of the PEDSB (Russian Council of Gasoline and Diesel Engineers) Bahyt Aiyev-Datayev.
Bakhyt, explain why prices did not go down at the gas stations?
Bakhyt Aiyev-Deathev:
They say gasoline has fallen in price...
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They asked large companies to sell fuel to small third-party suppliers for both their own ... and that ... these small animals (such as feminine dogs) immediately began to resell it where they pay more (for example, abroad) and to cut their daughters ... The system does not work ... and system solutions are needed ...
History will continue until they understand ... that a cow cannot be milked without end, deciding its incompetence through it ...
Russians found in Russia
One woman said that the Council on Interethnic Relations is about to approve, if not already approved, the latest Strategy of the state national policy. And in this strategy, the state-forming role of the Russian people will be announced. And in general, the phrase “Russian people” will officially appear for the first time, which for some time has been exhibited almost as an insult to all the other peoples inhabiting our huge country.
It’s only more often than not that this fact was offended by such individuals who either had already changed permanent residence from Russia to other shores, including the banks of the Thames and the Dead Sea, or kept a spare “Eradromchik” on these shores ... gentlemen are much more inspiring cause such news How flooding flooding in the Murmansk region or attack on the FSB office building in the Arkhangelsk region. For in such news you can roam, declaring that the Russians, so to speak, clicked on all the polymers, and therefore the word Russian itself is derogatory, immoral and generally undemocratic.
But in such a case, we have a staff expert in the field of security and law, who will dot the i, and e, and even a, oh, u umlaut - Mikhan Vitalyevich Hehevych. His topical comment specifically for the "Results of the week" (and for any other material on the "BO"):
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I'll start a sofa at sunset
Yes, I take it on my chest - woe to me:
In the heart of the roast just wounded -
Klyaty moder I banned.
But he does not lustle me
Tomorrow I will register myself again.
Thank you, Mihan Vitalyevich. It was a really valuable comment in this situation.
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Russia imposed a tax on stupidity
The tax code of the Russian Federation introduces the concept of "stupid taxpayer". The legislative innovation that came, according to unconfirmed rumors and exact speculation, from the depths of the two departments, the Ministry of Money and the Ministry of extortion and taxes, is based on the statement of the second freshness made on TV by the Minister of Money Power Million.
On the TV program “Who Lives Well in Russia?” On the Zero Channel S. Millionov boasted of tax innovations of two departments: the Ministry of Money and the Ministry of requisitions and taxes that co-sponsored the legislative initiative.
According to the head of the Russian Mindenag, in Russia live well for those who work honestly.
From his further speeches, viewers realized that those who have “luxury property complexes, cars, yachts, apartments, and so on” live well in the country.
As for the requirements of some dull-witted citizens, demanding an increase in the income tax of the rich, the minister dismissed this absurd idea, citing the wisdom of those honest people whom he had said before.
“We know,” the boyar said on the air, “that rich people are not stupid and they will find ways to get around this solution, people can even withdraw money from our country.”
The head of the monetary department believes that a flat (13-percent) scale of taxes on physical souls is well established, and it would be an unforgivable folly to change it with respect to honest people who are smart and smart.
Truly a wise decision would be different: to introduce the concept of a stupid taxpayer into the second part of the Republic of Kazakhstan and raise the income tax for this category of subjects.
In the proposed Minnedeg and Minpodatey edition of the 2-th part of the Tax Code of the Russian Federation, the item 1-th article of the 207-th is divided into two points:
1.2. Foolish payers of personal income tax are individuals who are tax residents of the Russian Federation and who are not able to secure a second citizenship and registration in the fraternal countries listed in Annex No. XXUMX (secret).
The 1 clause of the 224 Tax Rates article is amended as follows:
1.2. The tax rate for the stupid payers defined in paragraph 1.2 Art. 207 Tax Code, is set in the amount of 26 percent.
According to Ivan Golozadov-Beshtanny, a professor at the Lower School of Economics (NSE), the tax innovation of the government finally establishes the truly democratic principle of taxation of the people.
"Taxes are for stupid, - said Professor NSHE in an interview with the network program "Results of the week with Alexei Volodin and Oleg Chuvakin." - This is a fact with which you cannot argue, for it is more expensive to argue with the government. Because of the sanctions imposed against Mother Rus by the klyaty West, the maintenance of yachts, mansions and bunkers becomes more expensive, and therefore foolish people must financially support the smart ones. Smart people are the color and future of our great country. And I am very pleased that this is understood in the economic bloc of the government. Tighten the belt! And yes copper sparkles on Russian yachts! ”
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Ross xnumx
Social policy in the state should enable working people to live comfortably, and not drag out a beggarly existence. And taxes on luxury and high incomes should be aimed at curbing the hungry appetites of the "hungry." Why introduce only the minimum wage? Let's enter the maximum allowable amount of labor ...
As for personal income tax payments, they are generally paid by everyone who works in the legal sphere. Only after paying this tax, some are interrupted from kefir to macaroni, while others throw money from the windows of limousines ...
One Tomahawk of All Russians Bashing
NATO troops called for a fair fight. No tanksno bombs and missiles. And even assault rifles with pistols. Only two types are allowed. weapons: good old iron axes and hairy fists.
As stated by the North Atlantic Alliance party organizer Bolt Svaltenberg, from now on, military relations between NATO soldiers and Russian soldiers are based on the principles of honesty and openness. Warriors converge in open battle in the open. Disguise, ambush, and equally ambush shelves are prohibited by the updated NATO charter. Absolute transparency!
The risk of harm to civilians, which is always present in the war, in this case is reduced to zero.
Military experts fully agree with the assessments of Comrade Svaltenberg. This kind of fighting for civilians is safe. As the defense and weapons specialist points out. Blow in Solntar from National Protest magazine, axes are not bombs, and only those who “specifically” get on the skull kill.
Stoltenberg: we invite you to watch the teachings, but you are not!
The first test battle between the North Atlantic army and the Russian militia has already taken place in Latvia at the Adazi training ground. At NATO headquarters, the historical battle was given the name “Iron Tomahawk 2018”. The opposing sides, as indicated in the report of the alliance party organizer, converged on the valley on foot, with only Tomahawks in service.
The small print of the report indicates that the same NATO members had to play the role of the Russians in the historic slaughter, because, in accordance with the well-known Moscow strategy, the Russian troops did not show up for the war.
Due to this circumstance, the troops of the North Atlantic Alliance suffered double losses: for themselves and for the enemy. According to the "Bulletin of United Europe", at the Adazi military training ground, up to 95% of the personnel of the NATO units that participated in the Iron Tomahawk 2018 battle died. In memory of the fallen soldiers at the site will be installed clumsy obelisk.
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The politeness of the city takes
November 6 in the United States held midterm congressional elections. This day, according to analysts, can be a bloody Tuesday, but because President Trump, known for his desire to receive the Nobel Peace Prize in double size, has developed a brilliant political plan.
The military operation to roll out migrant tankers from El Salvador, Honduras and other neighboring countries with caterpillars was replaced by a peaceful exchange by the decision of the White House owner.
According to an unidentified source "Military Review", a cunning plan to pacify migrants provides for the exchange of one-to-one American border guards and military for potential migrants who have arrived from Central America. The United States military force to be exchanged is sent under its own power to the above-mentioned Central American countries, and Honduran and other migrants settle in the blessed United States and receive a large wholesale green card.
The next batch of migrants to be exchanged in the same way as the first.
Kalym in Honduras. Will the US Army shoot at pedestrians?
Migrants will not pass: The Pentagon will help block the border with Mexico
With the accumulation in Honduras, El Salvador and a number of other local states known for the outflow of human capital, a sufficient amount of foreign military power, these states lose their independence and recognize themselves as part of the United States. Appears on the map the state of Honduras, the state of El Salvador and so on. Some Western political scientists have already called Mr. Trump's living exchange fund "polite people."
The issue of migration, as we see, is solved exclusively by peaceful means. Democrats in Congress who oppose Trump’s supposedly aggressive policies will have to cover up their shop. Apparently, in the future, only one large party, the Republican Party, will operate in the United States, and future historians will compare it with the Russian United Russia.
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