G..vnomet-Alhara




In preparation for the massive September riots, which could be accompanied by a UN vote on the issue of Palestinian independence, a new “bloodless” system was developed by the Israeli Defense Ministry to disperse demonstrations. "Alhara" by the principle of action resembles the system "Skunk +", but surpasses it in power, long-range, stability and malodorous sharpness of smell.

According to the newspaper Maariv, 23 new Alhara systems will be received by the IDF in the coming month. The new system installed on military jeeps can spray around the stinking liquid with great speed.

The people called him "G..vnomet", Buck accommodates 6.500 liters of concentrated "liquid" -g ..in.

System "G .. vnomet", equipped with a LCD screen and a remote control for throwing shit, allowing the driver to conduct "aimed fire" on the cluster of demonstrators. Tender for the production of the system "G..vnomet", won the company "Pladot Ein-Hara."

Testing of the system "G..vnomet-Alhara", according to the information "Maariv", should take place in the coming days.

Note that the Alhara system was received by the Border Police (MAGAW) in August 2008 of the year. The military noted its high efficiency, smelly.

The instigators of riots after sprinkling with a smelly liquid-g.vnom, forced to go home to take a shower and change clothes. The fetid odor of “liquid” —g..vna cannot be destroyed, therefore, “treated” clothing has to be thrown away.

Those who were “lucky” to personally meet with “Alkhara” told journalists that “the liquid smells worse than the diarrhea water, and it stinks like the decomposed crumbled corpse”. In today's publication in Maariv, it is noted that Israeli specialists managed to "improve" the smell by adding a light "flavor" of a dried skunk dam, an element of which is undoubtedly associated with "perfume hell."
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  1. Vadivak 12 September 2011 09: 23 New
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    New system installed on military jeeps

    And the ammunition is provided by the crew of the jeep
  2. Stephen
    Stephen 12 September 2011 13: 33 New
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    here pranksters shit throw wink
  3. viktor_ui 12 September 2011 14: 47 New
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    ooohh, I haven’t neighing like that for a long time wink
    1. Krilion 4 March 2012 07: 01 New
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      and before April XNUMX it’s still a bit far ...
  4. oper66
    oper66 12 September 2011 16: 07 New
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    here is a good thing how we didn’t get such rubbish in the Czech Republic when they sent women at us during sweeps, it would have been nice to spray and all the fellow guys ran away
  5. Owl
    Owl 12 September 2011 16: 27 New
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    Interestingly, and "ammunition" tinted?
    1. oper66
      oper66 12 September 2011 16: 45 New
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      ammunition will be shipped to them from around the world in Britain when our Shark swam past, there’s a fresh made in jpan - TU -95 flew by, the Chinese and Koreans will add a homna from Pindostana, so the Jews can shoot Jews
  6. ZEBRASH
    ZEBRASH 12 September 2011 17: 08 New
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    I would never have thought of this wink
  7. krymskij 12 September 2011 19: 23 New
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    No, well, well done Jews, that’s how to calm down all rebels wink
  8. mitrich
    mitrich 12 September 2011 19: 27 New
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    More like humor than truth. The very development of police special equipment that spreads odors unpleasant for the crowd in order to disperse it (I don’t know if it was ever used anywhere else) is news for a long time, but it seems to me from Odessa anecdotes to bombard demonstrators with shit.
    1. Tyumen
      Tyumen 12 September 2011 20: 09 New
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      THEY are doing this seriously. They already had a similar thing - a huge fan on the truck and a funnel with rubble - to disperse the Arabs. But they overdid it - stones whistled breaking arms and legs and broke skulls, I had to refuse.
    2. slan
      slan 12 September 2011 20: 32 New
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      Have you looked at the author? Prokhfessor annealed))
      1. Tyumen
        Tyumen 12 September 2011 22: 03 New
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        The name of the author does not tell me anything.
        1. slan
          slan 12 September 2011 22: 20 New
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          But Mitrich says it all))
    3. Krilion 4 March 2012 07: 02 New
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      Quote: mitrich
      More like humor than truth.


      I agree ... in the city it is practically impossible to use such a system ...
  9. Cvetluy 12 September 2011 22: 31 New
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    WE WILL KILL ONE OF THE WEAPONS OF THE PROLETARIAT ON THE PARASITES OF THE WORLD ECONOMY wink wink wink belay
  10. Professor 14 September 2011 10: 10 New
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    For the first time I heard about this development from a chemist friend at a conference a couple of years ago (so he sent me a link). According to him, he was involved in the project as a consultant in order to reduce the side effects of the mixture. One of them was inducing severe vomiting, and this was already considered a chemical weapon. Then the prototype was called "Skunk." Like a mixture of real skunk, a mixture of the prototype only enhanced its effect when trying to wash it off with water. Moreover, it had a special poorly washable color and made it possible to “calculate” masked demonstrators even a few days after the acts committed.
    Personally, I'm wondering if there is an “antidote” in the case of a “friendly” fire?
  11. Dovmont
    Dovmont 20 September 2011 20: 41 New
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    What an original idea !!! How ours didn’t dope before that !!!
  12. cerber 26 February 2012 22: 05 New
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    We also need this GAUNA, we have a lot.