G..vnomet-Alhara

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In preparation for the massive September riots, which could be accompanied by a UN vote on the issue of Palestinian independence, a new “bloodless” system was developed by the Israeli Defense Ministry to disperse demonstrations. "Alhara" by the principle of action resembles the system "Skunk +", but surpasses it in power, long-range, stability and malodorous sharpness of smell.

According to the newspaper Maariv, 23 new Alhara systems will be received by the IDF in the coming month. The new system installed on military jeeps can spray around the stinking liquid with great speed.

The people called him "G..vnomet", Buck accommodates 6.500 liters of concentrated "liquid" -g ..in.

System "G .. vnomet", equipped with a LCD screen and a remote control for throwing shit, allowing the driver to conduct "aimed fire" on the cluster of demonstrators. Tender for the production of the system "G..vnomet", won the company "Pladot Ein-Hara."

Testing of the system "G..vnomet-Alhara", according to the information "Maariv", should take place in the coming days.

Note that the Alhara system was received by the Border Police (MAGAW) in August 2008 of the year. The military noted its high efficiency, smelly.

The instigators of riots after sprinkling with a smelly liquid-g.vnom, forced to go home to take a shower and change clothes. The fetid odor of “liquid” —g..vna cannot be destroyed, therefore, “treated” clothing has to be thrown away.

Those who were “lucky” to personally meet with “Alkhara” told journalists that “the liquid smells worse than the diarrhea water, and it stinks like the decomposed crumbled corpse”. In today's publication in Maariv, it is noted that Israeli specialists managed to "improve" the smell by adding a light "flavor" of a dried skunk dam, an element of which is undoubtedly associated with "perfume hell."
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  1. +5
    12 September 2011 09: 23
    New system installed on military jeeps

    And the ammunition is provided by the crew of the jeep
  2. Stefano
    +5
    12 September 2011 13: 33
    here pranksters shit throw wink
  3. +6
    12 September 2011 14: 47
    ooohh, I haven’t neighing like that for a long time wink
    1. 0
      4 March 2012 07: 01
      and before April XNUMX it’s still a bit far ...
  4. oper66
    +6
    12 September 2011 16: 07
    here is a good thing how we didn’t get such rubbish in the Czech Republic when they sent women at us during sweeps, it would have been nice to spray and all the fellow guys ran away
  5. Owl
    +4
    12 September 2011 16: 27
    interesting, and the "ammunition" tinted?
    1. oper66
      +1
      12 September 2011 16: 45
      They will be supplied with ammunition from all over the world in Britain, they crap when our "Shark" sailed past, there is also fresh from made in jpan - TU -95 flew by, the Chinese and Koreans will add gomna from Pindostan, so that the Jews can shoot at the Jews.
  6. ZEBRASH
    0
    12 September 2011 17: 08
    I would never have thought of this wink
  7. +4
    12 September 2011 19: 23
    No, well, well done Jews, that’s how to calm down all rebels wink
  8. mitrich
    +1
    12 September 2011 19: 27
    More like humor than truth. The very development of police special equipment that spreads odors unpleasant for the crowd in order to disperse it (I don’t know if it was ever used anywhere else) is news for a long time, but it seems to me from Odessa anecdotes to bombard demonstrators with shit.
    1. Tyumen
      0
      12 September 2011 20: 09
      THEY are doing this seriously. They already had a similar thing - a huge fan on the truck and a funnel with rubble - to disperse the Arabs. But they overdid it - stones whistled breaking arms and legs and broke skulls, I had to refuse.
    2. slan
      0
      12 September 2011 20: 32
      Have you looked at the author? Prokhfessor annealed))
      1. Tyumen
        0
        12 September 2011 22: 03
        The name of the author does not tell me anything.
        1. slan
          0
          12 September 2011 22: 20
          But Mitrich says it all))
    3. 0
      4 March 2012 07: 02
      Quote: mitrich
      More like humor than truth.


      I agree ... in the city it is practically impossible to use such a system ...
  9. 0
    12 September 2011 22: 31
    WE WILL KILL ONE OF THE WEAPONS OF THE PROLETARIAT ON THE PARASITES OF THE WORLD ECONOMY wink wink wink belay
  10. +1
    14 September 2011 10: 10
    For the first time I heard about this development from a chemist friend at a conference a couple of years ago (so he sent me the link). According to him, he was involved in the project as a consultant in order to reduce the side effects of the mixture. One of them was the induction of violent vomiting, and this was already considered a chemical weapon. Then the prototype was called "Skunk". Just like the real skunk mix, the prototype mix only amplified its effect when trying to wash it off with water. Moreover, it also had a special badly washed off color and made it possible to “figure out” the masked demonstrators even a few days after the acts committed.
    Personally, I am wondering if there is an "antidote" in the case of "friendly" fire?
  11. Dovmont
    +1
    20 September 2011 20: 41
    What an original idea !!! How ours didn’t dope before that !!!
  12. +1
    26 February 2012 22: 05
    We also need this GAUNA, we have a lot.