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Five Years of the Pentagon’s American Cyber ​​Service, or Camomile Kindergarten


Already now we can begin to congratulate the American "partners" on the fact that this year their USCYBERCOM service celebrates the fifth anniversary of its inception. For five years, soldiers of the Cybernetics Command (this is USCYBERCOM) are working in the sweat of their face. . Yes, how they work! Now that there is such a military structure in the USA, everyone knows what we, the United States of America itself, should congratulate on.

How do they know that the Cyber ​​Command in the States works without ceasing? And not even from Edward Snowden, who now not only lives in Russia, but also uses the direct line with Vladimir Putin, to clarify: is the Russian president going to take the whole world under cybercolpac in the image and likeness of the US ... They found out very simply . Fortunately, every day the space of the Runet is replenished by caring users who are ready to spend their personal time verifying the authenticity of this or that information. It was the work of such users that made it possible to see the “tail” of USCYBERCOM, which is not quickly hidden around the corner.

This “tail” is a message that has now become almost world-wide, “of the Crimean women - the officer’s daughter”, which just burst out the cry of the soul, saying that she and the other “captain’s daughters” personally do not want to see Crimea as part of Russia, but they want without fail to leave it under the jurisdiction of Kiev. And the phrase "I'm a Crimean, the daughter of an officer. I live here 50 for years. Just believe: everything is not so simple here ... ”became a real symbol of the work of USCYBERCOM.

The authors of the phrase “Crimean women” hatched the following plan in their heads: the users of the World Wide Web should learn that many residents of Crimea allegedly do not welcome the referendum and the annexation of Crimea to the Russian Federation. Then, the users and the world media that will grasp this cry of the soul of the highly experienced “Crimean woman” will spread news in a special frame, adding even more credibility. And the last stage - it will be possible to shake a piece of paper (a letter from the insulted "peninsula resident") as an analogue of Powell's test tube at the UN Security Council, stating that Russia rejected the Crimea without taking into account the opinion of the inhabitants of the peninsula. Paper and others, let's say, elements, are shaking today, but not at the Security Council, and not at the same level of credulity as before the American invasion of Iraq.

The far-reaching plans of the US cyber war, linked to the hopes of a letter from the “daughter of the officer,” did not come true. The fact is that after the publication of this Internet pearl, a number of Russian and not only Russian bloggers decided to check where the “Crimean” is broadcasting from, which is so categorical in terms of its desire to leave Crimea to Ukraine. Checking the IP address produced a very original result. It turned out that the first “Krymian woman” (and in the course of several March days there were quite a few such “Krymians”) fills the network with his opinion not from Sevastopol, not from Feodosia and not from the administrative center of Crimea - Simferopol. Publications come from the United States of America, which was shown by the IP-address verified by the Internet users of the person who, on behalf of the “daughter of the officer,” filled the Internet with disinfection.

In a number of Russian blogs (one of them is materials appeared that the “Crimean”, which advocates the fate of his native peninsula, lives for some reason in Illinois (Cook County, Arlington Heights). Further deepening in information about this place led users to the fact that approximately in the same place there is a special training center for reservists of the US Army. By the way, the mayor of the town of Arlington Heights is a man by the name of Mulder. Well, not so these materials and secret, as it turned out ...

Maps Yahoo.Maps give the exact place from which she “posted” in a number of electronic publications and blogs “Krymian woman”, at a minimum, of Balzac age.

Five Years of the Pentagon’s American Cyber ​​Service, or Camomile Kindergarten

The distance between the regions (Crimea and Illinois) in a straight line - 9000 km ...

What kind of frank Kiks was on the very eve of its fifth anniversary from the service of USCYBERCOM, which apparently decided to conduct a “laboratory work” among its own reserve pupils. I set goals, the equipment was available, I took part in the course of the work, but critical mistakes were made when writing the conclusion ... As a result, the whole lab was for nothing.

After the “Crimean”, as they say, they burned, “she” wrote something a couple of times “like in Nikolayev (the connection between the Crimea and the city of Nikolaev -? ..) something is wrong with the proxy”, but when “the daughters officer "began to respond to the residents of Nikolaev himself, who had everything in order with the proxy, then the" lady "in the American" digit "simply removed their pearls from sin.
The work of the American Cyber ​​Command and its Ukrainian "infantry" won numerous jokes in the Runet space. Users began to practice who would be better at rerolling USCYBERCOM reservists.
Comments of the readers of the above blog in LJ.

I am Yulia Timoshenko's second cousin. Believe me, everything is ambiguous in Kiev.

I am the great-great-great-great-granddaughter of the first settlers of America, I live in the White House. Secretly from her husband, I support Vlad Putin. Ukraine tse Rosia!

There now the whole platoon runs three penalty laps around the Pentagon.

After such a kick from the US cyber war on the Internet, a whole group of users emerged, who already pointed out how the Ukrainian cyberhokhotinists are trying to carry out the USCYBERCOM covenants. And there were plenty of “gifts” on the fifth anniversary of this American division. Social networks, various blogs and portals were simply flooded with messages, from which the readers, according to the authors' idea, should have their hair stood on end, but in reality everything only led to irony over the unlucky "infantrymen." Here is one of them.

Irma Krat (spelling and punctuation saved) on your social network page:

Half an hour ago in the city of Simferopol there was an explosion somewhere near the fire station, not far from the railway station. Could not immediately write. Lightning speed knocked out from the Internet, all the neighbors frightened off the lights and televisions. On the street minutes 15 with included emergency gangs drove cars. What happened, now I will try to find out.

Ukrainian huskies for Irma fell down like a horn of plenty. Poured, poured, while one of the users didn’t pay attention to where Irma wrote about the Simferopol “explosion”, which for some reason was not noticed by the residents of Simferopol themselves. One Irma noticed ... The social network was categorical: the place of creation of the post is “Kiev”. Either Irma for half an hour was able to overcome the distance in 800 km, unsubscribing from the Ukrainian capital, or, almost according to the classics, was moved to Simferopol by hypnosis Woland ...

As one of LJ users writes (Yetnick):
Looks so jerked that from Simferopol for half an hour to Kiev has finished, and you would just laugh ...

In general, with the fifth anniversary of you, USCYBERCOM. And the state definitely needs to be shaken up ...
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  1. Dejavu
    Dejavu April 19 2014 07: 52
    Good luck cyber hamsters! laughing
    1. Bi_Murza
      Bi_Murza April 19 2014 08: 06
      Good luck to them not to see how their ears As long as there is a legacy of Soviet education!
      Such tricks will not work laughing
    2. Chifka
      Chifka April 19 2014 12: 39
      Cybermasses they are. They ate a porridge of manna, sat on the pots and went to draw pink elephants. Truly kindergarten. wink
  2. mamont5
    mamont5 April 19 2014 07: 53
    "In general, with your fifth birthday, USCYBERCOM. And the state needs to be shaken up unambiguously ..."

    Could have played some role in the first stage. And now, "he who is forewarned is armed." Now it causes nothing but laughter.
    1. Bort radist
      Bort radist April 19 2014 08: 44
      Quote: mamont5
      In general, happy fifth birthday to you, USCYBERCOM. And the state definitely needs to be shaken up ... "

      Old Man Lukashenko says more correctly - "fuck up"
      I recently received an interesting offer on the mailbox to earn up to 25 by participating in surveys and filling out questionnaires. Anonymity is guaranteed. The login and password are formed, there remains only a letter with consent to send. Rates below:
      "How much can I earn?"

      PARTICIPATION IN FOCUS GROUP - from 30 cu up to 150 cu IN ONE HOUR.
      TELEPHONE INTERVIEW - from 5 cu up to 50 cu FOR THE INTERVIEW.
      VIDEOS - from 5 cu up to 30 cu IN ONE HOUR BROWSING.
      So that they do not lose hope.
      1. APASUS
        APASUS April 19 2014 09: 44
        Quote: Bort Radist
        I recently got an interesting offer on the box

        What is interesting is caused such attention to your person or do you think that such proposals are random ???
        1. Bort radist
          Bort radist April 19 2014 20: 42
          Quote: APASUS
          What is interesting is caused such attention to your person or do you think that such proposals are random ???

          I think the attention is not attracted. Network automatic mailing. Money for free, this is a certain warehouse of personality. Further, the system of profiles, harmless at first glance ....
          I didn’t follow the link, but life experience suggests something like this.
          1. APASUS
            APASUS April 20 2014 15: 04
            Quote: Bort Radist
            I think the attention is not attracted. Network Automatic Distribution

            I think they still left it somewhere, because I typed "buy a car" and then clean the mail, you are tortured by such offers, loans and intermediary services
  3. Committee
    Committee April 19 2014 08: 09
    Well, with jokes did not work in Soviet times, but now with the reports of "eyewitnesses" they decided to try!
  4. IgorM
    IgorM April 19 2014 08: 28
    Why is the "Military Review" server in Germany? Unpatriotic, somehow.
    1. ZU-23
      ZU-23 April 19 2014 08: 42
      Quote: IgorM
      Why is the "Military Review" server in Germany? Unpatriotic, somehow.
      So it makes no difference, all the same, all the info is saved in the states smile
      1. svv150473
        svv150473 April 19 2014 17: 13
    2. The comment was deleted.
    3. Volodin
      April 19 2014 09: 49
      With pleasure we will be placed on your personal (patriotic) server. Accommodation offers to send to administrators.

      By the way, why does patriot Igor write a comment using a computer produced outside of Russia? .. smile
      1. iConst
        iConst April 19 2014 23: 24
        Quote: Volodin
        With pleasure we will be placed on your personal (patriotic) server. Accommodation offers to send to administrators.

        By the way, why does patriot Igor write a comment using a computer produced outside of Russia? .. smile

        It is clear that the enemy’s service and prices are often more attractive. He himself was faced with Russian redneck.
        But still - physical location matters. In which case, the choice of resources to block the resource will be more.
        On the other hand, there are pluses. The availability of the resource for a foreign audience may be better - if you suddenly decide to cut off the Russian Internet from Europe.

        As for the question about Igor’s computer, it’s thick and solid.

        According to the article - they take doubts that this is the work of USCYBERCOM. Since even the average IT specialist will be able to mask the source IP address for a simple user. And only a special event can reveal the true state of things.

        It is rather pro-Khuntov initiative.

        This post of mine will be under the Russian flag - and the next I can issue under Icelandic or whatever.
  5. ZU-23
    ZU-23 April 19 2014 08: 44
    Amerikosovsky kindergarten Chamomile, I wish the deepest failure laughing
    1. 1812 1945
      1812 1945 April 19 2014 18: 51
      Thank God, "daisies" do not grow under volcanic ash!
  6. Russian jacket
    Russian jacket April 19 2014 09: 16
    State Hamsters ... It's five.
  7. Prapor Afonya
    Prapor Afonya April 19 2014 09: 18
    Quote: mamont5
    "In general, with your fifth birthday, USCYBERCOM. And the state needs to be shaken up unambiguously ..."

    Could have played some role in the first stage. And now, "he who is forewarned is armed." Now it causes nothing but laughter.

    And the news showed that foreign media already refute the violent actions of Russia! When stupid Americans and gayropeytsy tired of listening to their moronic rulers ?!
  8. DeOS78RU
    DeOS78RU April 19 2014 09: 49
    I myself am the daughter of hunt and Mansi (Khanty-Mansi Autonomous Okrug) Believe me, it is not so simple with us! Not everyone wants to be hanto-mansi. There is someone inclined to the Mansi-Khanteysk option. And some separatists have the audacity to say that they are Russians!
    1. svv150473
      svv150473 April 19 2014 17: 20
  9. upasika1918
    upasika1918 April 19 2014 10: 11
    Evil Russian spies have rewritten instructions for chainsaws throughout America ...
  10. Donskoi
    Donskoi April 19 2014 11: 03
    Back in February, I read "patriotic" and anti-Russian comments on one of the Ukrainian sites, where I knocked out the IP address in front of each comment. So, I noticed that opposite the comments, it seems, from different people, there is one and the same address. Entered it on the IP location site and knocked out - Germany, somewhere in the forest. Some kind of Internet club among the pine trees and all there Ukrainian European integrators without exception are sitting, but they are worried that she would not swim away from Europe
    1. Morgan
      Morgan April 19 2014 13: 54
      Vigilance is our everything !!!! soldier
  11. Ascetic
    Ascetic April 19 2014 11: 34
    "Hello! This is a native Texan, the grandson of the Marlboro cowboy and the son of Indiana Jones, I have been living on a ranch for 50 years among buffalo and prairie. Just believe me: everything is not so simple here ... Nobody wants to live in a police state and feed Washington ..." "
    Captain of Putin's cyber troops Romashov, operational pseudonym "Romashka" bully
  12. Robert Nevsky
    Robert Nevsky April 19 2014 11: 43
    Interesting article - Thank you!)
  13. Korablev
    Korablev April 19 2014 12: 03
    Domain age: 1455 days.
    Title: Military Review
    Description: Military Review - an overview of the military-political situation in the world, as well as a description of military equipment and weapons.
    Server IP:
    Server Location: Germany
  14. Vorodis_vA
    Vorodis_vA April 19 2014 12: 04
    it is only in peacetime that such propaganda works, and in the military the entire Internet will be extinguished and used by television and radio towers, they are under control
  15. Uhalus
    Uhalus April 19 2014 12: 12
    laughing Tor must be used, Tor, gentlemen, cyber soldiers! Cyber ​​warriors, damn it ...
    Again, this is also an ideological and misinformation war - why be surprised?
  16. GRIGORIY76
    GRIGORIY76 April 19 2014 13: 05
    Pure distilled idiocy, frank like a toothache. V. Medinsky.
  17. Aleksey_K
    Aleksey_K April 19 2014 13: 43
    Once I remembered, but now I forgot which server and how to read the domain addresses. Tell me please!
    1. Donskoi
      Donskoi April 19 2014 14: 21
      Yandex, and Yandex to you wink
  18. sv68
    sv68 April 19 2014 14: 06
    and I always said that Illinois is a continuation of the Crimea fool
  19. Sergey S.
    Sergey S. April 19 2014 14: 14
    ++++++ Great article!
    Fun and tasteful.
    And the most important thing. such an impression. that did not go too far.

    Russia won a complete victory in the electronic war for Crimea.
    I hope the enemies do not even have time to come to their senses, as our victory becomes complete and final.
    Ame.ik.u ff toppku! To hell with me!

    Scientific companies forward!
    Shoigu for US President!
  20. siberalt
    siberalt April 19 2014 14: 16
    We would "spud" and weed out our own.
  21. IGS
    IGS April 19 2014 14: 53
    And "our" "Crimean women", with VO, boom congratulations? wassat
  22. Neighbor
    Neighbor April 19 2014 15: 06
    In general, the site is somehow sour, at least leave ... And constantly tanks in the air hover over snowdrifts, they would still have a submarine ....
  23. mig31
    mig31 April 19 2014 15: 30
    When the fuck ends you, always your yellow stone !!! ???
  24. svv150473
    svv150473 April 19 2014 17: 08
  25. 52
    52 April 19 2014 18: 38
    Thank you very much, Alexey Volodin, for the article! But I think the next birthday for the guys should be spent in our way, with congratulations, vodka and bears, blackjack and whores, well, traditionally, with a massacre and being brought to the police! and then for five years they hoofed and gave birth to only one universal phrase: "I am a daughter ...". Let's broaden the horizons of the kids, expand the chakras of their brain, break the mattress template, and drink at the expense of the birthday boy, and gifts from us!
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  27. zulusuluz
    zulusuluz April 20 2014 00: 15
    This is called gypsies. They also try to fool their heads ...
  28. Dmitry Toderes
    Dmitry Toderes April 20 2014 01: 42
    The best defense against the information war is its own head on its shoulders with good knowledge of geography and basic physics knowledge (it is not necessary to know the formulas). smile
  29. medvedleopard
    medvedleopard April 20 2014 07: 29
    Dumb Americans, drop an amy rocket and they die in a month laughing
    SHURAVI April 20 2014 12: 43
    The State and the States need not only to shake, but also to shake regularly !!!
  31. April 20 2014 13: 58
    ... Yaky you garni lad, if you nigga gubaty?
  32. RoTTor
    RoTTor April 20 2014 23: 42
    A drop wears away a stone ... And the press service of the US Embassy in Ukraine
    and the US State Department press office is issued around the clock, seven days a week, on a press release.
    Ukro-tv and the media belonging to the oligarchofrens and're coming out-patriOyotam on American allowance, this nonsense is untwisted, adding a slight "revitalization".
    Given that the Russian TV channels in Ukraine were completely cut off, the zombie of the population by all means of special propaganda is quite effective, and the anti-Russian psychosis is off scale.
  33. appolon44
    appolon44 April 21 2014 01: 57
    So here they are, fighters of the invisible front
  34. Azaat
    Azaat April 21 2014 05: 25
    So warrant officer, and so a fool.
  35. Azaat
    Azaat April 21 2014 05: 25
    So warrant officer, and so a fool.
  36. Samara
    Samara April 21 2014 10: 19
    People!!! I am shocked by your statements. And are you talking about fascism in Ukraine? Why don't you ask the Ukrainians if they needed to be protected like that? Why none of you writes that Ukraine got rid of the president-thief who does not know the sense of proportion? I don’t know if the feeling of shame for the first person of the state is familiar to you, we are familiar !!! Yes, the new government has no authority, no well-coordinated team. Yes, I don't know what our future will be. But when our soldiers are held hostage yours, when the president allows himself to lie and at the same time speak to the whole world that "there is no country, there is no treaty", forgetting that there are people living on this territory who believed him and thought that we -friendly countries, what should Ukrainians think? I don’t know why they had to push our heads together, but there are no Ukrainian tanks "with good intentions" on your land. I can never convince you. We have a different information space. But I want your president's speech yesterday to make you think and at least doubt something. I wish you and us a bright future. Stay human!

    So the majority of residents of Ukraine believes. Let us read and hear them, Ukrainians, if we really consider ourselves their brothers and sisters!

    Do you think it was necessary to leave everything as it was? Yanukovych-power, obeying Putin's orders? I do not evaluate your leaders, just ask to leave us alone. And the lack of tolerance towards even their own citizens, objectively talented and wise, speaks of the level of culture. I just want to remind you that the last thief found refuge where he will be accepted, understood and warmed. And more ... So are there troops in the Crimea or not? The government of the country should have the courage to call a spade a spade. That's all. Without emotions, state the fact. I can’t say that my Ukrainian is perfect, and I am an ardent patriot, but thanks to Putin, I realized that now I want to live in my country. And I am afraid of your friendly army, not soldiers, but people who give them orders, and then deny it, humiliating both themselves and their army. I am sorry to disappoint you, but our rallies in different cities, the same people cry, telling heartbreaking stories. It's funny. Take it easy. No need to worry about Russian-speaking citizens. Nobody humiliates their dignity. Or do you think you know better from Russia? Now, if we are put up as a human shield to cover the liberators (at the suggestion of your president), then the situation will be deplorable. In the meantime, everything is not so bad.
  37. Yuri Dikov
    Yuri Dikov April 21 2014 10: 53
    Yes, kindergarten Chamomile. It is possible that we sometimes overestimate the "power" and intelligence of our "partners". But in fact it turns out - zilch. And there are many such cases. But let's digress a little. Anecdote in the subject.
    Ceausescu calls Brezhnev, saying that it’s hard to work, the West is pressing, asking to replace him.
    - What are you, Kolya, dismissed the nurse? Fedya Kostrov’s is even worse, he generally sits under the belly of the states, but doesn’t ask for home!