Mikhail Zadornov: the smell of the West

Thanks to the Internet, information about what kind of financial benefits Russia will provide to the Crimea has leaked to the world. And maybe even make it a free economic zone. For the whole world, this means that it will be possible to open offshores in the Crimea. In Israel, where Russian emigrants live in large numbers, there was talk of holding a referendum and joining Russia. Similar conversations began on the southern coast of France. But the most temperamental discuss this topic in the Russian district of New York Brooklyn. I wonder how Obama will react to this?

In general, it is even a pity to look at Obama - he had not had a very bright expression on his face before, but now he has just turned gray. Exhausted, emaciated ... It is not clear because of the fact that divorce, or because of what is happening in Russia. Now he will rush around the world, like a mad louse, and persuade all countries not to be friends with Russia. Going even to China, India and Cambodia.



Poor-poor Obama ... He is now fulfilling the orders of those financial corporations whose task he failed. You can clearly see in his eyes how he was called to the carpet, chastised and ordered. These corporations have a hatred for the Slavs and for Russia - in the patrimonial memory.

By tradition, about your beloved Latvia. In the Russian-language press, as well as on Internet blogs, reasoning by sensible Latvians has appeared. It is Latvians! Russians, without any sanity, rejoice at how Russia has made a noise and how it contrasted itself with the Western world. And Latvians were thoughtful - for the first time after Latvia gained independence. Suddenly they realized for themselves one terrifying moment. To quote approximately: “NATO cannot protect us as we hoped. In order for NATO to reach us, it takes at least a week — a day on the road and six days for approval. And the Pskov division will reach us in half an hour. What are we, poor Latvians, to do? ” Immediately showered offers. The most popular one is: Latvians need to prepare for war with Russia. In every house (yes, I’m not joking, it was written in many blogs), you must have an anti-aircraft installation against Russian aircraft. Ditches must be dug along the border to prevent Russian Tanks. And every Latvian patriot needs to get a machine gun in order to shoot back when Russian troops go down the streets. I understand that this is written by a satirist, but everything that I talked about has nothing to do with jokes. These methods of upholding independence in Latvia are being discussed today seriously. Of course, I am glad that they were disappointed in NATO, but, on the other hand, the question arises: are the Latvians so conceited that they cannot understand - Russia does not need Latvia? It produces nothing but light textiles, creams and sprats, which are not suitable even for the Russian army, because if you eat a lot of them, you want to sleep, not to fight. Why do we need to maintain a country that produces nothing? No, my friends, they wanted to be in the EU, even if it contains you. And for Russia it is much more profitable that Latvia remains a separate independent country. You have amazing banks, they work at the offshore level. All bank managers speak Russian, you can call from anywhere in Russia and say what to do with personal attendants. Your economy is supported by financial relations with Russia. In addition, why conquer Latvia, if there already now about 50% of real estate belongs to the Russians?

How can these supposedly independent countries not understand that it would be much more profitable for them to be friends economically with Russia? And do not humiliate the Russians, do not turn them into second-rate people. But to be friends with Russia will not allow the owners from the West.

Ukrainian revolutionaries call themselves democrats because they want to go to Europe. We saw how they arranged the pogroms, how they captured television, how they tried to use their powers even to the doctor of the children's hospital in Kharkov. Similar shots about the current situation in Ukraine are shown in Western countries. I have a question: how stupid is it necessary not to see that all Ukrainian revolutionaries are wearing masks? And antimaydanovtsy-with open faces. So who are the criminals? Or are their faces so nasty that they wear masks of philanthropy? Most of all I liked the shots, how Sasha White's women beat on the face, giving him orgasmic pleasure. Remember, I warned that Western Ukraine is better to give Europe? Europe will shudder more than once.

I also consider the symbolic phrase of one of the young revolutionaries, “Bendera”, who said: “We are very peaceful. And those who are against it, we will score! "

For the first time I felt sorry for Yulia Tymoshenko. She, poor thing, should be treated. And she again for the grandmothers with her philosophy of a hostess whore. Has suggested to wet Russian atomic weapons. In her condition, she did not have long to live with such aggression. Her aura is torn to shreds. Karma in a wheelchair does not fit. Avenging women burn instantly.

In the presidential race, they will now try to surpass each other in his bad language against Russia, gaining a rating with a manifestation of hatred. Not new All this happened many times in the Baltic countries. Many interesting things in the near future we will hear about ourselves.

Well, and this is from the field of satire. Western countries are puffing up, coming up with new punishments for Russia. Only come up, it turns out that they will be worse from this. Latvia has already filed a lawsuit against Europe for the sanctions that Europe imposed on Russia - they say, Latvia will lose the attendants because of these sanctions.

And here neponyatka. Moldova, western Ukraine, Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania ... We will not talk about politicians - they have a margin, earnings. But how do ordinary people believe the West? And they cannot comprehend that their countries do not need Europe. Europe sponsors them for the sake of one thing - so they yelp at Russia. Do not understand what the smell of the West?

So do not pay attention, friends, when Moldova, western Ukraine, Poland, the Baltic countries scorn the words to Russia. They pay for it! In Latvia - by the piece, for each word.

Of course, many will say that I am politically incorrect and intolerant. But tolerance and political correctness are lies. I also do not recognize the phrase "double standards." In Russian, I must say simply - you are liars.

And the sanction sounds ominously, as a result of which Russia may lose Western products. Yes thank God! Finally, we will have less of this nastiness.

So think and think, and you start to dream of Western sanctions :)

Some of our banks lost the opportunity to use Visa and MasterCard cards. And what's wrong with that? It's time to do your cards for a long time. And, after all, ours will do better. We have a lot of titanium, good cards will come out of it. They will be able to scrape the machines off the ice in the winter, or the pipes from rust.

And stop worrying about yogurt. Our kefir has always been better than their yogurt. I ask the West very much: forbid, please, import yoghurts into our country!



In general, all these sanctions resemble hissing snake, which really wants to bite, but her teeth fell out of anger. The poison has remained, but it is impossible to release it, so it poison itself with this poison. In addition, the distance to whom she wants to bite is unattainable.

American villains say about us that we are the aggressors. And here is a list of their peacekeeping affairs on our Mother Earth:

Since the end of the Second World War, the United States has bombed:
1. China (1945-1946)
2. Korea (1950-1953)
3. China (1950-1953)
4. Guatemala (1954)
5. Indonesia (1958)
6. Cuba (1959-1960)
7. Guatemala (1960)
8. Congo (1964)
9. Peru (1965)
10. Laos (1964)
11. Vietnam (1961-1973)
12. Cambodia (1969-1970)
13. Guatemala (1967-1969)
14. Granada (1983)
15. Lebanon (1984)
16. Libya (1986)
17. El Salvador (1980)
18. Nicaragua (1980s)
19. Panama (1989)
20. Iraq (1991-1999)
21. Sudan (1998)
22. Afghanistan (1998)
23. Yugoslavia (1999)
24. Afghanistan (2001)
25. Iraq (2003)
26. Libya (2011)


And finally, again about my favorite Americans. See who hates us. They believe that they live the best in the world. And they themselves eat, take tranquilizers and cannot live without a personal psychologist. Is this what, happiness? Their principle: yourself, yourself, yourself! And we do not get into this formula of theirs.



If America hates Russia so much, then Russia is on the right track!