Mikhail Zadornov: the smell of the West

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Mikhail Zadornov: the smell of the West


Thanks to the Internet, information about what kind of financial benefits Russia will provide to the Crimea has leaked to the world. And maybe even make it a free economic zone. For the whole world, this means that it will be possible to open offshores in the Crimea. In Israel, where Russian emigrants live in large numbers, there was talk of holding a referendum and joining Russia. Similar conversations began on the southern coast of France. But the most temperamental discuss this topic in the Russian district of New York Brooklyn. I wonder how Obama will react to this?

In general, it is even a pity to look at Obama - he had not had a very bright expression on his face before, but now he has just turned gray. Exhausted, emaciated ... It is not clear because of the fact that divorce, or because of what is happening in Russia. Now he will rush around the world, like a mad louse, and persuade all countries not to be friends with Russia. Going even to China, India and Cambodia.



Poor-poor Obama ... He is now fulfilling the orders of those financial corporations whose task he failed. You can clearly see in his eyes how he was called to the carpet, chastised and ordered. These corporations have a hatred for the Slavs and for Russia - in the patrimonial memory.

By tradition, about your beloved Latvia. In the Russian-language press, as well as on Internet blogs, reasoning by sensible Latvians has appeared. It is Latvians! Russians, without any sanity, rejoice at how Russia has made a noise and how it contrasted itself with the Western world. And Latvians were thoughtful - for the first time after Latvia gained independence. Suddenly they realized for themselves one terrifying moment. To quote approximately: “NATO cannot protect us as we hoped. In order for NATO to reach us, it takes at least a week — a day on the road and six days for approval. And the Pskov division will reach us in half an hour. What are we, poor Latvians, to do? ” Immediately showered offers. The most popular one is: Latvians need to prepare for war with Russia. In every house (yes, I’m not joking, it was written in many blogs), you must have an anti-aircraft installation against Russian aircraft. Ditches must be dug along the border to prevent Russian Tanks. And every Latvian patriot needs to get a machine gun in order to shoot back when Russian troops go down the streets. I understand that this is written by a satirist, but everything that I talked about has nothing to do with jokes. These methods of upholding independence in Latvia are being discussed today seriously. Of course, I am glad that they were disappointed in NATO, but, on the other hand, the question arises: are the Latvians so conceited that they cannot understand - Russia does not need Latvia? It produces nothing but light textiles, creams and sprats, which are not suitable even for the Russian army, because if you eat a lot of them, you want to sleep, not to fight. Why do we need to maintain a country that produces nothing? No, my friends, they wanted to be in the EU, even if it contains you. And for Russia it is much more profitable that Latvia remains a separate independent country. You have amazing banks, they work at the offshore level. All bank managers speak Russian, you can call from anywhere in Russia and say what to do with personal attendants. Your economy is supported by financial relations with Russia. In addition, why conquer Latvia, if there already now about 50% of real estate belongs to the Russians?

How can these supposedly independent countries not understand that it would be much more profitable for them to be friends economically with Russia? And do not humiliate the Russians, do not turn them into second-rate people. But to be friends with Russia will not allow the owners from the West.

Ukrainian revolutionaries call themselves democrats because they want to go to Europe. We saw how they arranged the pogroms, how they captured television, how they tried to use their powers even to the doctor of the children's hospital in Kharkov. Similar shots about the current situation in Ukraine are shown in Western countries. I have a question: how stupid is it necessary not to see that all Ukrainian revolutionaries are wearing masks? And antimaydanovtsy-with open faces. So who are the criminals? Or are their faces so nasty that they wear masks of philanthropy? Most of all I liked the shots, how Sasha White's women beat on the face, giving him orgasmic pleasure. Remember, I warned that Western Ukraine is better to give Europe? Europe will shudder more than once.

I also consider the symbolic phrase of one of the young revolutionaries, “Bendera”, who said: “We are very peaceful. And those who are against it, we will score! "

For the first time I felt sorry for Yulia Tymoshenko. She, poor thing, should be treated. And she again for the grandmothers with her philosophy of a hostess whore. Has suggested to wet Russian atomic weapons. In her condition, she did not have long to live with such aggression. Her aura is torn to shreds. Karma in a wheelchair does not fit. Avenging women burn instantly.

In the presidential race, they will now try to surpass each other in his bad language against Russia, gaining a rating with a manifestation of hatred. Not new All this happened many times in the Baltic countries. Many interesting things in the near future we will hear about ourselves.

Well, and this is from the field of satire. Western countries are puffing up, coming up with new punishments for Russia. Only come up, it turns out that they will be worse from this. Latvia has already filed a lawsuit against Europe for the sanctions that Europe imposed on Russia - they say, Latvia will lose the attendants because of these sanctions.

And here neponyatka. Moldova, western Ukraine, Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania ... We will not talk about politicians - they have a margin, earnings. But how do ordinary people believe the West? And they cannot comprehend that their countries do not need Europe. Europe sponsors them for the sake of one thing - so they yelp at Russia. Do not understand what the smell of the West?

So do not pay attention, friends, when Moldova, western Ukraine, Poland, the Baltic countries scorn the words to Russia. They pay for it! In Latvia - by the piece, for each word.

Of course, many will say that I am politically incorrect and intolerant. But tolerance and political correctness are lies. I also do not recognize the phrase "double standards." In Russian, I must say simply - you are liars.

And the sanction sounds ominously, as a result of which Russia may lose Western products. Yes thank God! Finally, we will have less of this nastiness.

So think and think, and you start to dream of Western sanctions :)

Some of our banks lost the opportunity to use Visa and MasterCard cards. And what's wrong with that? It's time to do your cards for a long time. And, after all, ours will do better. We have a lot of titanium, good cards will come out of it. They will be able to scrape the machines off the ice in the winter, or the pipes from rust.

And stop worrying about yogurt. Our kefir has always been better than their yogurt. I ask the West very much: forbid, please, import yoghurts into our country!



In general, all these sanctions resemble hissing snake, which really wants to bite, but her teeth fell out of anger. The poison has remained, but it is impossible to release it, so it poison itself with this poison. In addition, the distance to whom she wants to bite is unattainable.

American villains say about us that we are the aggressors. And here is a list of their peacekeeping affairs on our Mother Earth:

Since the end of the Second World War, the United States has bombed:
1. China (1945-1946)
2. Korea (1950-1953)
3. China (1950-1953)
4. Guatemala (1954)
5. Indonesia (1958)
6. Cuba (1959-1960)
7. Guatemala (1960)
8. Congo (1964)
9. Peru (1965)
10. Laos (1964)
11. Vietnam (1961-1973)
12. Cambodia (1969-1970)
13. Guatemala (1967-1969)
14. Granada (1983)
15. Lebanon (1984)
16. Libya (1986)
17. El Salvador (1980)
18. Nicaragua (1980s)
19. Panama (1989)
20. Iraq (1991-1999)
21. Sudan (1998)
22. Afghanistan (1998)
23. Yugoslavia (1999)
24. Afghanistan (2001)
25. Iraq (2003)
26. Libya (2011)


And finally, again about my favorite Americans. See who hates us. They believe that they live the best in the world. And they themselves eat, take tranquilizers and cannot live without a personal psychologist. Is this what, happiness? Their principle: yourself, yourself, yourself! And we do not get into this formula of theirs.



If America hates Russia so much, then Russia is on the right track!
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  1. +115
    29 March 2014 06: 57
    We are really on the right track. And they reckon with us.
    1. platitsyn70
      +19
      29 March 2014 07: 07
      soon everyone will cheat on the frame
      1. platitsyn70
        +14
        29 March 2014 07: 16
        How can these supposedly independent countries not understand that it would be much more profitable for them to be friends economically with Russia? And do not humiliate the Russians, do not turn them into second-rate people. But to be friends with Russia will not allow the owners from the West.
        these small states under hypnosis will zombie and scare them; you won’t listen to us; we’ll return to Russia, you’re little mongrels and should bark at Russia;
        1. platitsyn70
          +73
          29 March 2014 07: 37
          GDP calls Obama and says I have friends in America Kukluksklanovtsy well, you understand me, I do not threaten you.
          1. platitsyn70
            +15
            29 March 2014 07: 40
            1. +8
              29 March 2014 10: 46
              And what about the left from the obama? Flag of the setor? what
              1. +38
                29 March 2014 14: 01
                Ashton: threats of radicals against deputies of the Verkhovna Rada contradict the principles of democracy ...


                1. +3
                  April 1 2014 16: 40
                  When I see this lady, I always remember the episode with the unsurpassed Fillipov as the Swedish ambassador from the movie "Ivan Vasilyevich Changes His Profession":
                  "Me! Me! Kemsk volost! Kemsk volost! Me! Me!"
              2. Fanat1984
                +3
                29 March 2014 16: 57
                no, ps is red on top
            2. +40
              29 March 2014 14: 21
              Well, just like that!)))))))))
              1. +4
                31 March 2014 20: 47
                Alaska is not good ... Ice Crimea will be more polite and better and sounds cool. good
                And the counter is ticking and ticking https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/alaska-back-russia/SFG1ppfN
                1. 0
                  April 3 2014 20: 41
                  there even artificial intelligence voted)))) probably if you look through that is a voice from the higher mind))))
            3. +6
              29 March 2014 14: 26
              Obama to Putin: What is it like this at once ?! "And in the morning I like to take a bath, have a cup of coffee!" - you will have a bathroom ...!
            4. +9
              29 March 2014 21: 07
              We must offer him to move to live in Russia. And then Obama can employers bang! We have a forest. mushrooms, fishing! Lepota! drinks
              1. +2
                31 March 2014 21: 24
                We have a forest. mushrooms, fishing! Lepota!

                To the cotton plantations of it! It's time for a nigga to get down to business!
            5. +1
              31 March 2014 00: 42
              Once haggard, like ob.kolsya, it's time to Africa.
          2. jjj
            +23
            29 March 2014 12: 03
            Well, Mikhail Nikolaevich, thanks for the answer! Write to us more often. New creative success!
          3. +46
            29 March 2014 13: 53
            Fashionable in Ukraine, Putin’s comparison with Hitler brought about the final turmoil and split among the Bandera and Ukrainian Nazis.

            Putin is asked:
            - Crimea and Ukraine can still agree?
            - Of course, if Ukraine becomes part of Crimea as an autonomy.

            - Viktor Fedorovich, how did Vladimir Vladimirovich attack Ukraine?
            - I asked him ... bequeathed to Putin his dachas in Crimea
            - And how did you come up with this?
            - He asked me ...

            Peskov's wife is talking to her friend:
            “Mine is so busy, so busy.” Everything prepares documents for the Boss. I asked for a cream, and he heard the Crimea. Now I'm afraid to ask for a stroller ...

            Meet Russian President Vladimir Putin and Israeli President Shimon Peres.
            - Vladimir Vladimirovich, and you definitely have no Jewish roots?
            “Why did you decide so, Shimon?”
            - Because even for a Jew to force the Americans to pay 5 billion dollars for the annexation of Crimea to Russia is BRILLIANT !!!
            1. Sergeiys
              +11
              30 March 2014 08: 39
              The last joke is just class! Bravo!!!
          4. +7
            29 March 2014 14: 22
            Putin to the West - here you are already with me! got it !!! or give up or ... GIVE UP - GOOD! persuaded - we will make people out of you! laughing
          5. +1
            31 March 2014 00: 41
            by his mind, the conversation went through laryngophones.
          6. yu.new
            +1
            April 1 2014 11: 37
            Cool signature
        2. Stalker
          +40
          29 March 2014 08: 12
          these small states under hypnosis will zombie and scare them; you won’t listen to us; we’ll return to Russia, you’re little mongrels and should bark at Russia;

          Apparently the abamka thinks that he is a "hammer guy" ... fool laughing
          1. +5
            29 March 2014 14: 30
            he is the HAMMER! in the sense of the head! strong iron! and "gray ..." then no! one iron strumming!
            1. +3
              31 March 2014 22: 32
              Why is he gray? He has a lot of chefs rustling there.
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        4. avg
          +12
          29 March 2014 13: 34
          Quote: platitsyn70
          these small states under hypnosis will zombie them and scare you will not listen to us, we will return Russia,

          It's just that during these 23 years Russia constantly has to solve much more important problems, and hands do not reach these mongrels. But they understand that someday they will be paid attention to, and they immediately become so scared that the screeching goes off scale. In the meantime, Putin casually says something about "ears from a dead donkey" and they have already done it. laughing
      2. +78
        29 March 2014 07: 26
        Zadornov is an atomic bomb for information warfare. His "Euroxocks" are top class.
        1. paul1992
          +9
          29 March 2014 11: 57
          By the way, one can be proud of him, at least, for the results of the amusing landing in Sevastopol (who remembers those events will understand)
        2. +18
          29 March 2014 12: 23
          Quote: Canep
          Zadornov is an atomic bomb for the information war.

          There are also satirical writers in Russia who have not sold themselves to the West. Shenderovich is probably foaming and hysterical. Soon in the "Daily Journal" will appear "answer" Shenderovich Zadornov. How to drink.
        3. +8
          29 March 2014 13: 13
          Quote: Canep
          Zadornov is an atomic bomb for information warfare. His "Euroxocks" are top class.

          By the way - until recently M. Zadornov scornfully called our government "Medveputy". Is he proud today?
          1. +13
            29 March 2014 18: 58
            The enlightenment came ... Better later than never. I used to treat Zadornov rather coolly, but now he hits quite well with his satirical weapon at our Western "partners"!
          2. +13
            29 March 2014 22: 58
            sedoj
            - until recently M. Zadornov dismissively called

            It is I who have the right to bonfire my power, wishing the good to the Motherland. Whoever receives grants from the CIA or does not have a RF Passport should think before "drying their teeth".
          3. +10
            30 March 2014 14: 10
            Scolding power, wishing the Motherland the best. There is also something to criticize for, let them not relax.
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          5. +2
            April 1 2014 05: 04
            I think he is proud of the second half.
          6. +2
            April 1 2014 16: 49
            Quote: sedoj
            called our government "Medveputy". Is he proud today?


            MedvePuty is ...
            Although the Putas already deserve not only condescension, but also the respect that is lacking in all medical courses right away.

            It would be nice if Medvi not only abandon iPads in a patriotic swing in exchange for gnusmas - somehow rather weak for patriotism - but also buy several lines of "cortex" in addition from the same Chinese.
        4. +5
          29 March 2014 14: 05
          Quote: Canep
          His "Euroxocks" are top class.

          In Kiev, by May, they plan a new program of Venediktov - ECHO (European fans expect) May-down
      3. +27
        29 March 2014 07: 36
        Quote: platitsyn70
        soon everyone will cheat on the frame

        Why is he blinking at the chmyr and so on, myr
        1. platitsyn70
          +16
          29 March 2014 07: 44
          President of Belarus Alexander Lukashenko has declared the need for an adequate response to NATO actions in Eastern Europe.
          in Belarus we need vigorous rockets, the Old Man says.
          1. +4
            30 March 2014 14: 13
            Iskanders with a small nuclear charge in response to the movement of poison. NATO missiles! (to Belarus)
      4. mosgeo1
        +3
        29 March 2014 07: 58
        Well, if he loves blue ones, then why not take advantage of this?
      5. Siberian
        +8
        29 March 2014 08: 15
        well done - uncle misha
        1. mnbv199
          +54
          29 March 2014 08: 58
          Economy
          http://sdelanounas.ru/blogs/public/

          Watch
          https://vk.com/public41821502

          http://poznavatelnoe.tv/fedorov
      6. +5
        29 March 2014 14: 19
        I ran into a Russian bear, rightly so! laughing
      7. +3
        29 March 2014 19: 28
        No, they won’t be in time. His masters will give him a heart attack for failure.
      8. +4
        31 March 2014 12: 40
        If the trend about the false policy of the United States goes around the world, this vile country will not live long
      9. +1
        April 1 2014 16: 37
        Quote: platitsyn70
        soon everyone will cheat on the frame


        We offer him political asylum.
        Although Russians have a good memory, they are quite capable of not recalling evil.
      10. +2
        April 1 2014 22: 19
        Obama and so frown all and sundry. Not a single word of kindness in his support, miserable, is heard.
        And rightly so!
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    3. Stalker
      +42
      29 March 2014 07: 59
      Bad abamka raised ....
      1. +9
        29 March 2014 13: 07
        It is necessary to Husseinich, it is necessary ...
    4. +8
      29 March 2014 10: 19
      the whole world came under the imperial influence of RUSSIA!
      laughing
      1. +13
        29 March 2014 14: 36
        I read one anecdote on the topic of the day - "Putin really is a real alpha male! He hasn't introduced anything anywhere, and the whole world is beating in ecstasy !!!" well said damn it !!! laughing
    5. +33
      29 March 2014 11: 36
      Pay attention after the Maidan stormed the Supreme Rada back at night, Europe froze, only a day later the European mare for foreign affairs quietly mumbled that the right sector was not right to do this, but they do it, just like a month ago with Yanukovych, they PEOPLE, how dare you criticize the people, and where the turbulent indignation of the curly Negro lad of American belonging, language in the ass pushed these Western clowns into a dead end and don’t know what to do, in the east they began to capture large e factories, and they belong to the oligarchs, so like these politicians also fall under the distribution, the right sector laid one body on everyone and conducts its own policy. What do the authorities do, soak Yarosh as a beaten shurik, and it’s soaked, it’s understandable how the Avvakov brought it up nicely, but now he walks under the ax, only it’s difficult to soak it, there are two ways out, it’s impossible to eliminate the right sector, but it’s impossible as the whole of Western Ukraine will stand on its hind legs and they have weapons, the second is to build Avvakov and Nalyvaichenko, but then they will have to build the performers, they have already given the police once — Yanukovych, now the new government is doing it (creating a commission for the death of the shurik) professionals from Sokol probably they didn’t prepare the way to leave, and where they will go to Russia, then the law enforcement bodies and troops will put complete collapse on this power, there is no finance, there is no army, the law enforcement bodies are ruined, what we wrote more than a month ago will come true and without RUSSIA these problems no one will decide the curtain.
      1. +11
        29 March 2014 14: 52
        everything goes according to plan"! everything was as it should have happened! the "western sector" was supposed to "do" its "job" and roll aside! and on the stage other actors were waiting, who, having played their role, also, for obvious reasons, had to "fuck off"! and only then, completely different "players" should come under the curtain! all roles were assigned ... but, "Zap.sektor" does not want to leave and that's it! understand - without them there will be a "cake" after the "presentation" to eat! but gentlemen actors! you played your part - spray from the stage! but they don't want to! they are told - you spoil our relations with the "sponsors", your behavior is ugly, you behave aggressively, it is not proper to behave in a "decent" society! and the same "sponsors" who yesterday fed the "actors" with cookies are loudly exclaiming today that the "Western Sector" is behaving "in an inappropriate way, this is not possible"! what can we say - what directors, and such actors!
        1. +5
          30 March 2014 14: 16
          Apparently, the events in Ukraine did not go according to the scenario planned by the West, which is why such bewilderment, because they did not come up with a backup option.
      2. ded10041948
        +5
        29 March 2014 21: 07
        Listen up! Is it possible to write less emotionally and observing the elementary requirements of spelling and punctuation? You have to read your post five times in order to at least understand something!
    6. 0
      April 3 2014 15: 46
      I definitely noticed about Julia, the whore is overlooked.
    7. 0
      April 5 2014 00: 10
      Quote: polite people
      We are really on the right track. And they reckon with us.

      I have already seen him somewhere ...


  2. +27
    29 March 2014 07: 01
    Zadornov, as always - Zhzhot from the whole Russian soul!
    The saddest thing is that the world is heading towards "Benin's mother", as if they decided to "steer" human reality ...
    1. +40
      29 March 2014 07: 35
      Zadornov - Respect! good As always, in his style he pissed off the Americans. And after all, it seems like he didn’t say anything that we don’t know, but it’s interesting to read! laughing I especially liked about Tymoshenko:
      She, poor thing, needs to be treated. And she is again behind the grandmothers with her philosophy of a whore. She offered to wet the Russians with atomic weapons. In her condition, she did not have long to live with such aggression. Her aura is torn to shreds. Karma in a wheelchair does not fit. Avenging women burn instantly.
      good
      1. +28
        29 March 2014 09: 22
        correct decoding of Ukrainian abbreviations -
        JUNTA - Randomly Managed Insane Trupchinov Ensemble of the NATO - National American Terrorist Organization of the USA - United Gang of EU Aggressors - European Separatists of the Security Service of Ukraine - Serving the Bandera Ukrainian National Security and Defense Council - Mass Hysterical Services of the GPU - State Criminal Offenders of Ukraine Fools of Alcoholics APU - Armed Tale of Ukraine PUTIN - Ruler Only Interests of the People YAROSH - Furious R The opposition left Bucket BP - Theft Mugs G7 - America and its "six" Acting President of Ukraine - Opposition President of Ukraine PACE - Passive Association of European Separatists NBU - Insatiable Bank of Ukraine
        1. +13
          29 March 2014 12: 39
          Quote: me by
          USA - United Gang of Aggressors
          EU - European Separatists
          SBU - Serving Bandera Ukraine

          oh how fair! sincerely had fun!
          this is our answer - angry (sorry smile with a machine gun no)
          1. +3
            29 March 2014 14: 45
            draw !!!
  3. +38
    29 March 2014 07: 01
    Zadornov well done! If he was banned from entering the United States, then he is telling the truth about them. laughing
  4. +11
    29 March 2014 07: 01
    a wise man
  5. +14
    29 March 2014 07: 02
    They believe that they live best in the world. And they themselves gobble up, take tranquilizers and cannot live without a personal psychologist
    Just animals swimming with fat. How They can understand Us, if the concept of SOUL is missing. It’s glad that the sovereignty of this whole gang of world robbers and murderers is coming to an end.
  6. +18
    29 March 2014 07: 03
    How cool it is - sanctions !!! There is a chance that our kids will grow up healthy.
    After all, only in Russia there is still ecologically healthy food. And once we dreamed about diversity, it only turned out that eating this diversity is simply harmful.

    We need to take a chance. We flood Europe with healthy food and they will join us. smile
    1. +25
      29 March 2014 07: 12
      Quote: Sergg
      We need to take a chance. We flood Europe with healthy food and they will join us.


      Or in another way: flood Russia with healthy food, and let Europe eat something that does not reach us. After some time, those who want to survive will hold referendums and join us themselves.

      And in terms of production and tasty and healthy, we still have to plow and plow. So Europe will wait.
      1. Vorkutinets
        +13
        29 March 2014 08: 18
        Here is plowing and plowing. Those lands on which they had previously sown and planted are now turned into garbage cans. It is time to return everything to its place. To not buy products from anyone. what
    2. +14
      29 March 2014 07: 25
      Quote: Sergg
      We need to take a chance. We will flood Europe with healthy food and they will join us

      Why do we need them ?! It was interesting when the "Iron Curtain" existed and it is correct that it was.
      He PROTECTED us from their nasty things (in a word)!
      Now, I think, everyone has tried a "free, democratic" world.
      Now let them consume themselves now. And we will be expelled from the WTO!
      Then we will let them come to us for "tasty and healthy food."
    3. +4
      29 March 2014 17: 04
      Quote: Sergg
      We need to take a chance. We flood Europe with healthy food and they will join us.

      It sounds beautiful ... tempting ...
      We would provide ourselves 100% for all major points.
      In Polyandia, both high-quality own food products and prices are the lowest in Europe.
    4. +7
      29 March 2014 18: 06
      Yes, not in variety, but in a beautiful wrapper, but it turned out that in order to sell the city, but you need to beautifully decorate it to distract the bright wrapper from the poor filling.
  7. +2
    29 March 2014 07: 06
    Is there censorship here? I wanted to write verses - they are not allowed. Well, if they do not let me in))) Pihan to someone in response (do not take it personally)
    1. +2
      April 1 2014 17: 01
      If the words are ill-educated, that is.
      Of course you won’t throw words out of a rhyme, but you can always choose a suitable synonym or designation in a rhyme.
  8. Quantum
    +14
    29 March 2014 07: 06
    Well done! As always, with a delicate sense of humor, to the point! In Ukraine propagandized
    movement: Do not give Russian! Naturally, Novodvorskaya is right there!
    She pulled on a T-shirt with this slogan and frightens the population of Russia with her
    disgusting look. An example of a parody for Zadornov. He knows how and will do it very elegantly and fervently!
    1. +10
      29 March 2014 14: 52
      Vasily Filippovich Margelov was right when he said to the author of the form for the Airborne Forces: - "You create such a form that every girl (woman), seeing my paratrooper, immediately gives him! Kiss on the cheek!"
      Oh! There were times, there were PEOPLE! Lumps !!!
      1. +2
        April 3 2014 02: 06
        Uncle Vasya’s troops wear their uniforms with honor.
        It is said that such a case occurred with V.F. Margelov. He called, they say, the officer on duty from the police station said: “... Vasily Filippovich, we here in the city detained two of your drunk paratroopers! ...” To which Margelov answered him: “... no, these are not my paratroopers!” And hung up.
        A small amount of time passes, again in the house of Margelov, a phone rings. The policeman in an excited, excited voice says: “Vasily Filippovich! Two of your paratroopers, who were detained by the police detachment today and delivered them to the police station, were sober, beat the outfit, smashed the call center, knocked out a window and ran away through it! ... ”
        And then V.F. Margelov said: “Yes! These are my paratroopers! ”
  9. +8
    29 March 2014 07: 08
    The Americans themselves have driven themselves into a corner by their exclusivity. They would be glad to refuse their statements, but they cannot back off or just shut up. Now it seems to me that there is nowhere to retreat, the whole world is looking at them and every next mistake will be fatal.
    1. mad
      +8
      29 March 2014 08: 03
      If they knew what chess is, it would be "zugzwang". From Grandmaster Putin.
  10. +8
    29 March 2014 07: 13
    cannot understand - Russia does not need Latvia? It produces nothing but light textiles, creams and sprats, which are not suitable even for the Russian army, because if you eat a lot of them, you want to sleep, not to fight. Why do we need to maintain a country that produces nothing

    These words can be attributed to every country in eastern Europe.
    But all are afraid that the Russians will come.

    But how do ordinary people believe the West? And they cannot understand that Europe does not need their countries.
    Europe sponsors them for one thing - so that they yelp at Russia
    1. mnbv199
      +9
      29 March 2014 09: 01
      Economy
      http://sdelanounas.ru/blogs/public/


      Watch
      https://vk.com/public41821502

      http://poznavatelnoe.tv/fedorov
      1. +4
        29 March 2014 10: 49
        Hmm belay Laugh or cry what
  11. +22
    29 March 2014 07: 14
    "A Pskov division can reach us in half an hour."
    And another half hour to march across Latvia and ask everyone: Can you speak Russian?

    "Besides, why conquer Latvia, if about 50% of real estate there already belongs to Russians?"
    Yes, this is also a good way, but then, at the right time, it will be necessary to quickly replace the government with ours and everything.

    "In general, all these sanctions resemble the hissing of a snake that really wants to bite, but its teeth have fallen out of anger. The poison remains, but it is impossible to release it, so it poisons itself with this poison."
    That's right, even Kipling wrote about this: “The white cobra survived its poison, as it happens with snakes.
    “Thunth (Rotten Deck),” said Mowgli ...
    “The prince's treasure needs a new guardian,” he said sternly. "Thunth, you blundered."

    "If America hates Russia so much, then Russia is on the right track!"
    Bravo, Mikhail Nikolaevich!
  12. +8
    29 March 2014 07: 15
    Zadornov is rather weak in politics, but the article is a masterpiece! Just bravo!
    1. +2
      April 1 2014 17: 06
      In politics, all Russians are weak - Russians are genetically incapable of lying. Proven by American and Japanese geneticists.
  13. +41
    29 March 2014 07: 17
    But his most famous phrase of all time:
    1. +2
      April 3 2014 02: 07
      Most important: an absolutely true phrase.
  14. +5
    29 March 2014 07: 17
    Hammer ! in the sense of well done! But for some reason, the watch on the left hand side of the GDP has a ring like a ring ...
    1. Sergh
      +10
      29 March 2014 07: 36
      Quote: Barracuda
      That's just in the photo, for some reason, the watch on the left hand has a ring on the GDP as well

      Sorry, don't you know? In Russia, the watch is worn on the left hand, the engagement ring is on the right, but if divorced, the ring is on the left.
      I’ll say for myself, I don’t wear a watch and ring at all, although I’m married.
      1. +3
        29 March 2014 10: 22
        the same situation) although the clock is
      2. The comment was deleted.
      3. +1
        April 1 2014 21: 03
        Everything is very simple - Putin always wears a watch on his RIGHT hand. There was also a ring once. Just frame upside down
    2. +4
      29 March 2014 07: 38
      Quote: Barracuda
      ! But for some reason, the watch on the left hand side of the GDP has a ring like a ring ...

      And you put a mirror to the photo wink The riddle from Pioneer Truth is as old as the world.
  15. +17
    29 March 2014 07: 20
    Poor Guatemala! She got the most from the Americans - she was bombed three times, well, not s.
    1. +1
      April 1 2014 17: 15
      In Guatemala, the local Indians best kept their blood clean.
      Historically, it happened.
      According to the studies of American geneticists confirmed by the Japanese, the carriers of Anglo-Saxon genes are most prone to collaborism - betrayal or compromise - anyone is more pleasant by ear.

      It turns out that the cleaner the genotype from Anglo-Saxon blood - the more likely their carriers will more sternly resist Anglo-Saxon aggression - physical, moral, ethical, cultural - in other words, they will resist civilization more strongly.

      So they were "civilized" by bombing.
  16. +29
    29 March 2014 07: 21
    from the Don.
    Actually, Zadornov summarized what has been known for a long time, but in his own style. You can add about the strengthening of the group of spy satellites of the USA, the total wiretapping of our territory, which could be expected after the embarrassment of the NSA in the Crimea!
  17. +8
    29 March 2014 07: 22
    The author said what all sane people think.
  18. +9
    29 March 2014 07: 25
    It's funny that the satirist is involved in politics. But he said everything right, the article is a well-deserved plus.
  19. torrr38_41
    +10
    29 March 2014 07: 25
    usa is a tumor, it must be treated or removed surgically wassat
    1. +2
      30 March 2014 23: 54
      Quote: torrr38_41
      usa is a tumor, it must be treated or removed surgically wassat


      The main methods for treating cancer are chemistry and radiation therapy, and the radical method is surgery and plus, all the same, chemistry (in order to kill metastatic vagus cells) ...
      1. 0
        31 March 2014 12: 49
        Nda a couple of hundred kilotons is enough for radiation therapy of the United States.
      2. 0
        April 1 2014 17: 17
        The most effective and gentle method for surrounding tissues and the body as a whole is proton beam therapy.
  20. +23
    29 March 2014 07: 27
    "They attacked the state, but they shook it away from the Motherland!"
    M.Zadornov. smile
  21. +17
    29 March 2014 07: 31
    yeah, such a unity in the country has not been for a long time. they overdid the stick, get the return line.
    "well, for unity" (c) drinks
  22. mosgeo1
    +2
    29 March 2014 07: 32
    If only Yulechka would be able to extend a leech, Ukraine, Russia, Argentina would have a body, everyone would suck it!
  23. +9
    29 March 2014 07: 32
    Quote: torrr38_41
    usa is a tumor, it must be treated or removed surgically wassat

    Great Chinese blunt scalpel.!
    1. +1
      29 March 2014 10: 21
      And the tumor will be cut out, and the scalpel will be erased.
  24. +9
    29 March 2014 07: 33
    Well, besides the advantages of the article, there is nothing to put 5+!
  25. +27
    29 March 2014 07: 39
    Quote: Al_lexx
    It's funny that the satirist is involved in politics. But he said everything right, the article is a well-deserved plus.

    For a long time he is no longer a satirist, a man is growing up - he is already a historian, makes films, writes books that are not at all satirical ... he seeks to raise the Russian language to a new level. The real patriot.
    1. +8
      29 March 2014 10: 15
      I watched his documentary about Rurik, I learned a lot of new things, although I also read Karamzin and many other books about Ancient Russia.
      1. +4
        31 March 2014 12: 57
        Yes, I also watched his film and realized that nothing was changing, we were also squeezed out by the Slavs under the Rurik from the lands of Germany, and those Slavs were assimilated in the same way with Poland and western Ukraine, where in the 1st World War all the inhabitants considered themselves Rusyns and part of Russia, Now they have become enemies of Russia. The West is looking for any movement within our society to nourish the enemy for Russia from it and to push our borders east.
    2. +8
      29 March 2014 15: 09
      Yes .. his monologues make you think.
      1. -2
        30 March 2014 09: 38
        Yes, do not make you think. says well-known phrases, just phraseology is good. but was a clown and stayed. what kind of politician is he?
        1. +4
          31 March 2014 22: 58
          He had never been a clown. He always disowned the "politician" and called himself a journalist. There would be more such journalists instead of magazines.
  26. +9
    29 March 2014 07: 40
    Sorry, but I do not feel sorry for those who live in the west. They always went over the heads of others to their "exclusiveness" and they did not care how many plebs there would die from uranium bombs. And now, when many began to really smell the fried meat, their ass, they suddenly brightened. Nichrome! It's just that now they will drag their "holy" asses to us, and now they will teach us how to live, but already like their own guys on the board. It seems to me that we should not rush to trust everyone, otherwise they will devour our culture, and sometimes we become so naive ... from our generosity!
    And the Baltic states need to be boycotted. Otherwise, let the EU itself fight these fascists.
  27. +11
    29 March 2014 07: 40
    And every Latvian patriot needs to get a machine gun in order to shoot back when Russian troops go down the streets.
    And a couple of spare pants ... laughing
    1. +10
      29 March 2014 07: 53
      Quote: perepilka
      And a couple of spare pants

      peta:
      Vasil Ivanovich, white cavalry
      - Petka, horse, saber and red shirt!
      repelled the attack. Petka asks:
      Vasil Ivanitch, why do you need a red shirt?
      - so that in case of injury the soldiers would not be taken aback by the sight of the commander’s blood.
      in one day
      Vasil Ivanovich. white cavalry and english tanks
      - peta, horse, saber, red shirt and brown pants
    2. +1
      31 March 2014 12: 59
      pants are not needed, the United States will send diapers to everyone
      1. 0
        April 3 2014 02: 09
        Better leave it to yourself. They need them. The bear wakes up, few will not seem to anyone.
  28. +20
    29 March 2014 07: 50
    "watches need to be made like in Switzerland, cars like in Germany, clothes like in Italy, business to learn and roads to build like in America, not forgetting about the Russian soul."
    M.Zadornov.
  29. +18
    29 March 2014 07: 50
    Baltic amoeba republics swelled by conceit. Do not worry, nobody is going to conquer you, nobody needs you for nothing. You need to fear that we will stop buying your sprats. Then you will have a complete history. Yulia, you’re our little-eyed fish, calm down. Be more restrained in your statements, otherwise you are talking all sorts of nonsense. You will become the president and mistress of all Ukraine, not the fact that for a long time, but you will. And you will have a distant road, but a state-owned house. I mean, I’ll have to go to Vladimir Vladimirovich’s bow, but how, after your seditious speeches, I won’t give you my attention, but will send you three funny letters to the USA. There you will be warmly welcomed, kissed, but they won’t give money, because they don’t have it. Then begin to hysteria, but for now, don’t steal, bi-hepi.
    1. mosgeo1
      +10
      29 March 2014 08: 10
      Well, you went over, menopause is a serious matter, especially for a Jewess.
      1. +1
        29 March 2014 14: 58
        Yes, she needs a man! Not! Better than a stallion. A normal man will not be bothered with this !!!
        1. 0
          April 3 2014 02: 13
          Let her better than that drunk hedgehog ...
    2. +2
      29 March 2014 15: 13
      Julia has a lot of competitors, she’s trying to pee, but others are not dumb either, so the presidency can break off ..
  30. +14
    29 March 2014 07: 57
    They hate our country or respect a difficult question, but answers already appear on it. A Russian-speaking person (Bashkir, Bulbash, etc.) is both a warrior and a creator, a poet and a merchant. The nature of our nation is development and not degradation .With the USSR, in culture, sports and the economy, they set a worthy example to other countries, they equaled and cherished friendship with us. Dear elite, create decent conditions for the people and it will raise you to such a height where you will not have to hide your money, spoil your reputation with kickbacks -Dignity and respect are not bought.
  31. DimychDV
    +13
    29 March 2014 08: 02
    But about food - it's time to raise your agriculture. Give people land for 15 - 20 years with the condition of building housing and with the right to purchase. And with fuel for farmers to solve something. Not everyone can easily buy a barrel of diesel fuel, and in the spring, summer, autumn, you need not one and not five.
    And then China will quarrel with us - and we will eat ginger from the Philippines ... Everything is losing weight and losing weight, but without the letter d ...
  32. +25
    29 March 2014 08: 04
    And as for the very sovereign Baltic states, I will say so. I was once on a cruise in the Caribbean. And there he walks around the deck of the Chaldeans in a vest and bow tie and in good, albeit with an accent, English asks sunbathers if they would like to order something refreshing. I see that he has the name Lithuania or Latvia on his badge; now I don’t remember. And I ask him in pure Russian what brands of beer he can offer. And what do you think, he immediately remembered what he was taught in childhood in a damned Soviet school, and in Russian he listed everything. And so he smiled at me when I ordered beer from him, because they, if they do not make a plan, painfully spank at the most sensitive place - salary. That's what the life-giving buck does with their national pride.
    1. +7
      29 March 2014 15: 05
      What pride do they have? I have one Armenian with flat feet in a construction battalion as Papa Carlo plowed! True party membership earned! And in another part of the Baltic states with the same diagnosis, I washed myself with tears saying that I can’t serve. Cried like a bride, hopeful and deceived. That’s their pride ... (They would have told him someone’s ass would be licked and supposedly you would be fired from the SA, I would surely lick it to shine !!!)
    2. +3
      31 March 2014 23: 20
      National pride, national pride ... In 1983, several Estonians came to our regiment (upon the call). In Russian they basically "don't understand". "We are relatives of the Finns." But one, the most educated (he even spoke Russian), I was able to call for a conversation. "You consider yourself an intellectual. What epics do you know of the Finno-Ugric peoples?" "Kalevipoeg" is an Estonian epic, collected in Soviet times, "under the occupiers." "What is it about?" Swam. And what is "Kalevala"? Does not know. And every literate Finn or Karelian can quote this epic in whole runes in their native language (Karelians and in Russian). What pride? They know neither their culture nor their history ...
    3. 0
      April 1 2014 00: 12
      National pride, national pride ... In 1983, several Estonians came to our regiment (upon the call). In Russian they basically "don't understand". "We are relatives of the Finns." But one, the most educated (he even spoke Russian), I was able to call for a conversation. "You consider yourself an intellectual. What epics do you know of the Finno-Ugric peoples?" "Kalevipoeg" is an Estonian epic, collected in Soviet times, "under the occupiers." "What is it about?" Swam. And what is "Kalevala"? Does not know. And every literate Finn or Karelian can quote this epic in whole runes in their native language (Karelians and in Russian). What pride? They know neither their culture nor their history ...
  33. +5
    29 March 2014 08: 04
    Quote: perepilka
    And a couple of spare pants


    And dig a caches for every fireman and hide in it for about twenty years, so as not to see these hated Russian faces. And God forbid, again you will ring into Siberia for fanfare.
  34. +10
    29 March 2014 08: 09
    Quote: nikkon09
    They hate our country or respect the difficult issue

    AFRAID ! a small example - "Wild Division" in the 1st world, created from Caucasians. Who survived after their attacks, and they did not take prisoners, did not write a single bad word about them ... only HORROR!
  35. +16
    29 March 2014 08: 12
    Yesterday, Ukraine’s presidential candidate Tsarev, today M. Zadornov, tomorrow maybe Matvienko or Zhirinovsky ... and there you look and Putin will glance at our website. THE SITE IS SERIOUS AND THE DISCUSSIONS ARE GOING IN SERIOUS.
  36. +7
    29 March 2014 08: 14
    So think and think, and you start to dream of Western sanctions :)


    The sooner we start producing our products, high quality and living within our means, the better. Well, and let all sorts of "mudis" write themselves ratings, preferably on pipifax.
  37. +8
    29 March 2014 08: 18
    It is necessary to make Crimea a showcase of peace and prosperity, and the whole WORLD will be at the feet of Russia and our future.
  38. +8
    29 March 2014 08: 24
    A showcase will be in 5-7 years, and many will think why they did not register in the Crimea. Yes it will be too late.
  39. +9
    29 March 2014 08: 25
    Solasen with the article. Especially in terms of sanctions. They need to impose more sanctions in the military sphere. About that satellites on imported microcircuits, and their plants and factories in Belarus are stake. Some kind of sanctions ... the small ones by big capital didn’t bother, the WTO didn’t bother, the import didn’t, the feeling is that they don’t understand what’s happening, as if their intelligence works according to the principle read in the yellow press means so it is and it is necessary to report this to its leadership, and the leadership in general from various misinformation of their own ministers do not know which corner to run to.
    1. +1
      30 March 2014 04: 13
      More sanctions! Good and different! Give it!
  40. +7
    29 March 2014 08: 26
    THANKS, Michael !!!!!!!
  41. +9
    29 March 2014 08: 39
    Mikhail Nikolaevich in his style. Respect and respect good And its production must be raised and improved.
  42. +8
    29 March 2014 08: 43
    Latvians need to prepare for war with Russia. In every house (yes, I’m not joking, it was written in many blogs), you must have an anti-aircraft installation against Russian aircraft. Ditches must be dug along the border so that Russian tanks do not pass. And every Latvian patriot needs to get a machine gun in order to shoot back when Russian troops go down the streets.
    This is, in general, a masterpiece! We should also tell them that a ditch with water and crocodiles was dug around each house, they walked along the street only in full armor, a helmet and gas mask, and only by running (our snipers do not doze off), blocked the large streets with concrete blocks and hedgehogs (our tanks! , boo-ha-ha), then let them announce a curfew, a blackout (our planes! aaaaa!) and ... stare! Her Great Eye is already turning in your direction! laughing laughing
    1. +4
      29 March 2014 15: 10
      And along the border to instruct "matyugalnikov" and start up the record around the clock: "Who does not jump that Russian!"
      Interestingly, they will last long?
  43. +3
    29 March 2014 08: 45
    well, there will be no offshore companies in the Crimea at least in the coming months.
  44. +3
    29 March 2014 08: 57
    individ (1) SU Today, 08:18 AM New
    It is necessary to make Crimea a showcase of peace and prosperity, and the whole WORLD will be at the feet of Russia and our future. I agree with you and with Zadornov. If everything works out fine in Crimea (it was not for nothing that Aksyonov said: not a single ruble will be stolen, and whoever does not understand this will understand in Magadan), then others will follow him. I hope that everything works out in the Crimea.
  45. +4
    29 March 2014 09: 01
    Mikhail Nikolaevich! I respect you again.
  46. maxim1
    +3
    29 March 2014 09: 15
    The mess of Abram lost to Ukraine. Her future is recovery from a severe 23-year-old illness. But Abram has no way out - only in impotent rage to knead another slaughter somewhere in the vastness of the globe. With the next loss in all respects. Here he will be a scribe, and his great Babylon.
  47. +2
    29 March 2014 09: 19
    Russia must always go its own way.
  48. +6
    29 March 2014 09: 25
    For a long time I was looking for some kind of image for Tymoshenko. But I'm an amateur. Zadornov is a professional. He clearly defined this subject: "For the first time I felt sorry for Yulia Timoshenko. She, poor thing, needs to be treated. And she is back for grandmothers with her philosophy of a transport whore". "The philosophy of the transport whore" - it is strongly said, there is nothing to add !!!
  49. +35
    29 March 2014 09: 36
    "American villains say about us that we are the aggressors."
    1. +5
      29 March 2014 17: 31
      Quote: delfinN
      American villains say about us that we are the aggressors. "


      Like villains and liars, they only write about the bad, but nothing about the cat’s liking.
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    -1
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  51. +1
    29 March 2014 09: 50
    yes, Zadornov is strong as always, you can’t say anything)))
  52. +10
    29 March 2014 09: 57
    Our government is beginning to pleasantly surprise me with its political strength and will. Even opposition parties such as the Communist Party of the Russian Federation, the Liberal Democratic Party, the Socialist Republic at the present time and in the light of recent events have shown their solidarity with the ruling party. No disagreements. Russians still know how to unite in difficult times. It would always be like this. Never before have I respected V.V. so much. Putin and the government as they are now.
    P.S. Well done, Vladimir Vladimirovich!
    1. +5
      29 March 2014 10: 05
      Not only Russians - Slovenians! Little by little, Vanga’s predictions are coming true... The Balkans will become part of Russia, let’s wait 20 years. But with us, things will devour themselves, and they will ask with an outstretched hand..Yulia is already training..
      1. +2
        29 March 2014 10: 11
        Well, yes, thank you for correcting me. That's essentially what I meant. Exactly,- Slavs! drinks
      2. +1
        29 March 2014 10: 19
        Yulia is already a political corpse. the people of Ukraine will never choose it. She only has one chance to take the presidency, - usurp power. But it is unlikely that she will be able to do this.
      3. 0
        29 March 2014 15: 22
        CRIMEA IS A MINUS. AN ALLIANCE WITH THE SLAV BROTHERS IS A PLUS FOR ONLY YOUR RELATIVES NEED YOU AS YOU ARE. YOUR RELATIVES WILL FIGHT THEN THEN WILL MAKE UP AND IT’S A PITY THAT THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED IN RELATIONS WITH RUSSIA AND UKRAINE...
  53. +1
    29 March 2014 10: 03
    In Latvia, they want to ban Zadornov from entering the country.
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  55. +1
    29 March 2014 10: 16
    From Zadornov and not only - only in the Russian language there is a difference and concept - “you”, “you”. Everything has been turned upside down for us. I go to the enemy - I go to YOU. “You” is an address to a respected person.
    1. +1
      31 March 2014 00: 48
      Quote: Barracuda
      From Zadornov and not only - only in the Russian language there is a difference and concept - “you”, “you”. Everything has been turned upside down for us. I go to the enemy - I go to YOU. “You” is an address to a respected person.


      You are not entirely right, the concepts of “you” and “you” are also in the German language and just like in Russian: “you” is an address to a loved one or a child, as well as a rude and derogatory address to a social inferior or official position of a person; “You” is always a respectful form of address to any person. It should not be confused with American English, in which the polite form differs only by adding, for example, the address “sir.”
      Please accept my apologies for my remark...
  56. 0
    29 March 2014 10: 21
    Just think, they banned entry into Latvia, now he will buy a plot of land in Crimea and build a house there, it’s even better there.
    1. 0
      31 March 2014 00: 58
      Quote: Anatolich
      Just think, they banned entry into Latvia, now he will buy a plot of land in Crimea and build a house there, it’s even better there.


      Don’t tell me, it’s still my homeland, no matter what.
  57. +3
    29 March 2014 10: 29
    Quote: Anatolich
    Just think, they banned entry into Latvia, now he will buy a plot of land in Crimea and build a house there, it’s even better there.

    Somehow I’m not sure of the veracity of the information. Riga without Zadornov will immediately become impoverished, it’s not very fun there anyway..
    1. +2
      29 March 2014 18: 29
      The information is correct. And they also want to ban the entry of some New Wave stars who were for Crimea.
      1. +1
        31 March 2014 01: 01
        Quote: stas7
        The information is correct. And they also want to ban the entry of some New Wave stars who were for Crimea.


        So Jurmala will turn into a provincial backwater: no “New Wave” for you, no KVN festival. They cut the branches underneath themselves.
    2. 0
      April 3 2014 02: 19
      Well, how can you? From himself: independent Latvia is already making me laugh.
  58. 0
    29 March 2014 10: 29
    People, the question is off-topic, or maybe on the contrary, on-topic. Where did the site visitors from Ukraine go in the comments (I look not by the flags, but by the text), are they blocked, in Ukraine or here, or is it general political solidarity with sanctions, I can’t talk about the topic.
    1. +3
      29 March 2014 10: 30
      I’m at a place 40 minutes drive from Kyiv, what are the problems?
    2. ran nearby
      +4
      30 March 2014 01: 11
      Odessa is still present ;)
  59. +3
    29 March 2014 10: 39
    Quote: aleks77
    People, the question is off-topic, or maybe on the contrary, on-topic. Where did the site visitors from Ukraine go in the comments (I look not by the flags, but by the text), are they blocked, in Ukraine or here, or is it general political solidarity with sanctions, I can’t talk about the topic.

    If the connection is through Ukrtelecom, everything is possible. I have fiber optic via satellite.
  60. +1
    29 March 2014 10: 44
    Their principle: to yourself, to yourself, to yourself! But we don’t fall into this formula of theirs.
    Golden words good
  61. +2
    29 March 2014 10: 49
    ...Karma doesn't fit in a wheelchair...

    ...and food too laughing
    1. +1
      29 March 2014 12: 32
      Quote: Semyon Semyonich
      ...and the poop laughing too


      well, you flatter her. lol
  62. +2
    29 March 2014 10: 55
    From the forgotten. The less we love Europe, the more it likes us. The same applies to others. They respect the strong and successful. Even some Hollywood stars, after Crimea, suddenly discovered their Russian roots.
  63. +2
    29 March 2014 11: 14
    Hi all!
    My opinion about Obamacha is my own, if Obamacha is weak and cannot resist us, i.e. Russia, my conclusion is the same.
    1) Obamach is tired of the fact that his country considers itself the gigimon of the whole world.
    2) Obamach does not want to do as his advisers dictate to him and does his own thing, he has his own opinion, he does not want to be a pawn and be a dog.
    3) Obamach is being pushed to start a war with Russia, which he doesn’t really want because he understands perfectly well that his country is greedy and very weak!
    4) Obama makes mistakes regarding Russia deliberately, since only we have order and peace in Russia, even though theft and corrupt politicians are everywhere and there is no escape from it.
    5) Obama is generally great! he understands that Russia is much stronger than the entire geyropa and the United States combined, I think Obama doesn’t really want to kindle the fire of war, since then he will become to blame for everything.

    Obama, you’re great, it’s high time for your own people to show who’s boss and who’s honest and who’s a liar, if I were a citizen of America I’d vote for you, you’re not making mistakes, but you’re wisely helping us Russians choose their lives without gayness, gays and prevent all kinds of evil spirits!
  64. Rusin Dima
    +1
    29 March 2014 11: 23
    I agree with the author about hatred, only McCain and Romney hate Russia, the rest are simply forced to obey
  65. 0
    29 March 2014 11: 28
    Hi all!
    My opinion about Obamach is mine, if Obamach is weak and cannot resist us, i.e. Russia, my conclusion is the same.
    1) Obamach is tired of the fact that his country considers itself the gigimon of the whole world.
    2) Obamach does not want to do as his advisers dictate to him and does his own thing, he has his own opinion, he does not want to be a pawn and be a dog.
    3) Obamach is being pushed to start a war with Russia, which he doesn’t really want because he understands perfectly well that his country is greedy and very weak!
    4) Obama makes mistakes regarding Russia deliberately, since only we have order and peace in Russia, even though theft and corrupt politicians are everywhere and there is no escape from it.
    5) Obama is generally great! he understands that Russia is much stronger than the entire geyropa and the United States combined, I think Obama doesn’t really want to kindle the fire of war, since then he will become to blame for everything.

    Obama, you’re great, it’s high time for your own people to show who’s boss and who’s honest and who’s a liar, if I were an American citizen I’d vote for you, you’re not making mistakes, but you’re acting wisely towards us Russians in choosing their lives without blueness , gays and all sorts of fags and evil spirits!
  66. parus2nik
    +6
    29 March 2014 11: 41
    Now he will run around the world like a mad louse
    Already rushing around, he came to Kosovo just now, and from his words the Albanians learned that they were holding a referendum on secession from Serbia..
  67. +5
    29 March 2014 11: 43
    Quote: delfinN
    "American villains say about us that we are the aggressors."

    They attacked the Swedes near Poltava.
  68. 11111mail.ru
    +1
    29 March 2014 11: 44
    I looked into the archive. An article about paganism. Topic thrown in: Zadornov is a Russophobe
    Setrac (3)  January 30, 2014 21:52
    Quote: 11111mail.ru
    How did you know this? Did you have a nightmare or a hangover?
    http://ruxpert.ru/Справочник_патриота
    Enjoy


    11111mail.ru (6)  February 2, 2014 20:40
    Quote: Setrac
    Enjoy
    Thanks for the reference, I will study in due time. According to M.N.Zadornov I do not agree. Read his book about Rurik or watch a famous movie (found on You Tube). Russophobe Norman theory will not refute. Not in Russophobian it will be.
    These are the pies... And the article by Mikhail Nikolaevich is PLUS.
  69. Blink185
    +1
    29 March 2014 11: 44
    Zadornov doesn’t lose his grip good
  70. +2
    29 March 2014 11: 49
    Guys, where is Girard, he’s silent... I wish I could hear his opinion... Or will he learn the secrets of Russian cuisine?
    1. 0
      29 March 2014 12: 36
      Quote: Barracuda
      Guys, where is Girard, he’s silent... I’d like to hear his opinion...


      A - CLOCK!!!???

      Every 6 hours they hit wooden spoons!!!

      I wish I could look at his cunningly made drunken face!!!
    2. +2
      29 March 2014 14: 40
      Quote: Barracuda
      Guys, where is Girard, he’s silent... I wish I could hear his opinion... Or will he learn the secrets of Russian cuisine?

      Gerard Depardieu released a watch called “Proud to be Russian” while the West condemns the Kremlin at this time. Here is the article and photo. if you're interested, take a look smile http://www.kp.ru/online/news/1691833/ Другой информации из его уст я не слышал.
    3. Simonov
      0
      29 March 2014 16: 51
      Zhirik burns for Gerard.
  71. 0
    29 March 2014 12: 05
    As one famous bard wrote, “no one became your enemy; you did not deserve this honor.”
  72. +5
    29 March 2014 12: 50
    Quote: Barracuda
    Quote: Al_lexx
    It's funny that the satirist is involved in politics. But he said everything right, the article is a well-deserved plus.

    For a long time he is no longer a satirist, a man is growing up - he is already a historian, makes films, writes books that are not at all satirical ... he seeks to raise the Russian language to a new level. The real patriot.

    His father, Nikolai Zadornov, is a great writer-historian, I recommend that you familiarize yourself with his works (If you haven’t read them). Even in his youth, after reading “Cupid-Father”, he began to chase his books. I learned a lot of interesting things that you don’t hear in history lessons. Once again, I recommend it.
  73. +4
    29 March 2014 12: 56
    smile
    Now I remember the Gospel of John:

    1. In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
    2. It was in the beginning with God.
    3. All things came into being through Him, and without Him nothing came into being that was made.
    4. In Him was life, and life was the light of men.
    5. And the light shines in the darkness, and the darkness does not overcome it.

    (Holy Gospel of John 1:1-5)

    Thank you Mikhail Nikolaevich for your creativity!
    We look forward to seeing you more often!!!
  74. Barsikof
    +2
    29 March 2014 13: 43
    If America hates Russia so much, then Russia is on the right track!
    Author Mikhail Zadornov

    Gold words!!!!!
  75. +1
    29 March 2014 13: 46
    the dog barks - the caravan is coming!
  76. 0
    29 March 2014 14: 01
    Let me ask you, is the author the same Mikhail Zadornov?
  77. Valya
    +1
    29 March 2014 14: 04
    Zadoronov should not lump everyone with the same brush. Before we leave out the common people who do not support the government in countries such as Moldova, Lithuania and others. I used to enjoy watching and listening to it, but now I won’t.
    1. +4
      29 March 2014 17: 12
      Quote: Valya
      Zadoronov should not lump everyone with the same brush. Before we leave out the common people who do not support the government in countries such as Moldova, Lithuania and others.

      Read carefully... Separate the cutlets and flies...
  78. 0
    29 March 2014 14: 09
    What else can you add about the countries of the third world, Russia is the first and real power which does not need a mouse fuss behind our backs, stand up, straighten your shoulders and all these offended and dissatisfied ones will come to us asking to take us under our wing, just wait a little and the GHOUSES will crawl
  79. tosh_
    0
    29 March 2014 14: 33
    Quote: Canep
    Zadornov is an atomic bomb for information warfare. His "Euroxocks" are top class.
  80. 0
    29 March 2014 14: 43
    Quote: Keeper
    Zadornov, as always, is burning with all his Russian soul! The saddest thing is that the world is heading towards “Benina’s mother”, as if they decided to “ruin” human reality...

    Nothing like this! We are going the right way, comrades! If anyone goes astray or starts to wobble, we will return them to the true path. That's what we live for. The Russians can do anything.
  81. +1
    29 March 2014 15: 06
    Well what can I say. Neither add nor subtract. Everything is as it is. But for some reason Zadornov didn’t say his famous “Well, stupid” in conclusion.
  82. +1
    29 March 2014 15: 36
    I respect....
  83. +1
    29 March 2014 15: 56
    Just not a doctor, but a chief physician, and not in Kharkov, but in Vinnitsa. As for the rest, everything is more or less correct.
  84. +2
    29 March 2014 17: 31
    Her aura is torn to shreds.
    Her aura on Klitschko is torn
    wassat
  85. 0
    29 March 2014 18: 16
    Yes the path is right! But there are already more than half of Russia making mistakes! Which need to be corrected!
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  87. Check mark
    +4
    29 March 2014 20: 38
    I’m actually a fan of Zadorny. I’m looking forward to new performances on TV, I think it will be wonderful. When the new program is ready about the events in Ukraine, I personally want to hear everything. I really liked it.
    There they say in Crimea that the Tatars are planning something with the support of Turkey - it’s alarming
  88. +1
    29 March 2014 21: 36
    How different dandruff, like Latvia itself, dreams of us occupying them! laughing How they want to cling to someone! But to hell with them! Let the Europeans feed them! But with those you won’t be particularly spoiled; they’ll leave you without pants in an instant. wassat
  89. 0
    29 March 2014 22: 46
    Zadornov is a professional, under any government it seems on TV, he knows the boundaries beyond which he cannot cross, he is a propaganda machine, he is always needed.
  90. +1
    30 March 2014 04: 01
    Gorbachev to the Americans for President. I'm collecting money for the election campaign! laughing
  91. +1
    30 March 2014 06: 52
    THE SMELL OF THE WESTERN ASS CAME BACK IN THE TIME OF THATCHER, AND NOW IT DOESN'T LETT THE WHOLE WORLD BREATHE. TO BE HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW IF RUSSIA IS READY TO BECOME A PROCTOLOGIST FOR ALL THE ASSES IN THE WORLD.
  92. +1
    30 March 2014 08: 47
    Everything is quite simple - go to Zadornov’s website, subscribe, click on Facebook. He regularly writes funny and smart articles in the “live journal”.
  93. 0
    30 March 2014 14: 01
    The USA didn’t seem to bomb China in 45-46; they probably confused it with Japan. Probably a typo.
  94. Michurina Lyudmila
    0
    30 March 2014 17: 22
    Mr. Zadornov! I am delighted ! Thank you ! You are truly an amazing comedian and smart girl!
  95. +1
    30 March 2014 22: 58
    Through the joint efforts of the Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs and satirical writers, we will enlighten the “exceptional” Americans in their bad manner of looking for a speck in someone else’s... But the poor fellows will not understand, since M, N, Zadornov is RIGHT, they are...!
  96. 0
    31 March 2014 11: 22
    my enemy be afraid of me the Balts are afraid
  97. Vikingjumala
    0
    31 March 2014 14: 42
    So what do you say a hot dog costs in Washington? Yes, 5 rubles.
  98. -SHADOW-
    0
    31 March 2014 18: 52
    Quote: Barracuda
    Quote: torrr38_41
    usa is a tumor, it must be treated or removed surgically wassat

    Great Chinese blunt scalpel.!

    OR OFFER THE CHINESE TO COLONIZE US TERRITORY...
    THERE ARE A LOT OF THEM, AND THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR ALL OF THEM))
  99. Apollo
    0
    31 March 2014 20: 28
    Michal Mikhalych! Respect and respect!!!!
  100. 0
    April 1 2014 14: 44
    Quote: PATTIY
    Quote: me by
    USA - United Gang of Aggressors
    EU - European Separatists
    SBU - Serving Bandera Ukraine

    oh how fair! sincerely had fun!
    this is our answer - angry (sorry smile with a machine gun no)

    European sadomasochists