Anatoly Serdyukov: and let our court wait ... New series of the ministerial "Santa Barbara"

It seems that April 1 has already passed, and with political jokes it’s time to tie, but the feeling that April Fool's Day is stretching in time does not leave. And it concerns, first of all, what is happening around our old acquaintance - the ex-Minister of Defense Mr. Serdyukov and his ministerial activity in the main military department of the country. The reader will say: where is Anatoly Eduardovich and prolonged April first? It seems to be nothing more, but if we only pay attention to the recent press, a steady feeling arises that Anatoly Serdyukov of 2007-2012 type is not even an ordinary government official, but a kind of six-armed deity, who barely had time to pry the orders that lay on his desk, without understanding their meaning ...

We present to you some of the recent headlines from the Russian press, which prove that Anatoly Eduardovich cannot be an ordinary person with ordinary abilities, for an ordinary person for such feats and achievements, which turned out to be covered in the press, for such a short period of time simply is able to.

"Anatoly Serdyukov could become a defendant in two more criminal cases" ("My area")

Or it may not be ...

“Serdyukov will be interrogated as a witness about illegal torpedoes from Kazakhstan” (NTV television channel).
And I got to Kazakhstan ...

"Serdyukov built the road to the recreation center of his son-in-law with the help of soldiers."

And he said: yes, he built, but only the air defense fighters ...

“Serdyukov and his son-in-law rented almost 600 machines of the Ministry of Defense” (“KP”)

Well, here is exactly everything for the fighters ... For whom else? ..

"Serdyukov's favorite contained a servant for the money" Oboronservisa "(" KP ")

And her dad said that he was a millionaire and paid for everything from his own pocket (along with the purchase of diamonds and the apartment itself) ...

“The Ministry of Defense“ milks ”and“ spuds the family of the Minister ”(“ Interlocutor.ru ”)

And Alexander Bastrykin says that it is still necessary to prove, and for the whole year, he says, it’s not enough ...

"Serdyukov built a summer cottage on the site of the radar station" ("Izvestia")

And now they say that he did not build a dacha at all, but helped to restore children's sailing, improving children's and youth training bases ...

"Governor Zhilkin testified against Serdyukov" (Izvestia)

And Serdyukov, you see, will testify against Zhilkin - and whose will he take? ...

And so on, so on, so on ...

But Anatoly Eduardovich, in between the construction of dachas, the sale of “non-core” real estate, the appeasement of “favorites” and the “hilling up” of the Ministry of Defense, also participated in the military reform in the most direct way. No - well, just a six-armed deity, and nothing else ...

The road to the dacha, the dacha itself and its landscaping, letters to the Anapa mayor with personal signatures Serdyukov and the testimony of the governor, apparently, have no evidence from the opinion of the RF IC on the guilt of Anatoly Eduardovich under themselves ... And there is no base, then there is no fault either ... The investigators and the press have to switch to other information channels.

A new series of “Serdyukovskoy Santa Barbara” became the proceedings on how the General Staff cars were rented. Izvestia, for example, believes that the Russian Defense Ministry, on behalf of Anatoly Serdyukov, once concluded contracts for the maintenance of more than half a thousand cars. The fleet included not only military trucks, but also prestigious foreign cars.
Militiamen, perhaps, would not pay attention to these contracts if it had not turned out that servicing the car alone cost the main military department 6 million rubles a year! For such a sum, the cars of the General Staff could be turned into, if not, Formula 1 race cars, then they could serve, as they say, VIP-class. And also: instead of servicing with the same money, it would be possible to update the General Staff park literally every six months, if not more often ...

In addition to the astronomical contract amounts, his other details also became clear. It turned out that the contract was signed by the commander of the military unit, on the balance of which the staff fleet consists of. If the commander of the unit signed such a contract personally, then any other commander can only envy his authority ...

The executive officer of the order was the Federal State Unitary Enterprise “St. Petersburg Engineering and Technical Center of the Ministry of Defense of Russia” headed by Mr. Sedov. Before Sedov, the same company, but only under a slightly different name, was headed by Valery Puzikov. Somewhere we have already heard this name, is not it ...

It turns out that the Ministry of Defense ordered the maintenance of numerous cars of the General Staff (far from only military) from its own company, and for the work of this company (according to the documents) simply incredible amounts were paid. The generosity of the ministry in this case knew no bounds. But in terms of concluding contracts between the Ministry of Defense and manufacturing enterprises, representatives of these enterprises did not hear anything about Mr. Serdyukov’s generosity ... The conclusion of contracts, as we recall, was often postponed indefinitely due to the "high prices indicated by manufacturers." But then Tanks and nuclear submarines, or Porshe Cayenne SUVs and Mercedes executive cars that need continuous maintenance - half a million a month.

Now, the investigation again has questions to Mr. Serdyukov. Apparently, Anatoly Eduardovich will be asked: why, as soon as we are talking about the dubious development of budget funds, the name of citizen Puzikov again pops up, and why the maintenance of cars was carried out at the price of servicing the spacecraft.

The investigation has questions to the ex-minister and on the strange case of the illegal transfer of Kazakhstan-made weapons across the Russian border. In this case, the name of the entrepreneur Vladimir Fitzner, who heads the St. Petersburg company NPO Bars. It was this NGO that procured components for self-guided torpedoes without a license. It is reported that a subsidiary of Oboronservis, Remvooruzhenie, was supposed to buy components, but, due to a series of oddities in trade deals, there was also an intermediary in the person of Mr. Fitzner. This gentleman, according to investigators, bought components from the Kazakh side for 9,5 million rubles, and “Remvooruzheniyu”, which for some reason could not buy components directly, sold it for 25 millions ... Not a bad broth. In addition, a new contract for a more impressive 120 million rubles has already been prepared.

So where does this Fitzner come from? It turns out that the head of the NPO Bars received protection from the ex-adviser of the ex-minister Anatoly Serdyukov, Mr. Suchkov. Whether and in this case Serdyukov signed some papers on the fact of the deal, it is not reported, because Fitzner and representatives of the ex-minister are silent like fish. Which is not surprising, because they also need to think carefully and coordinate their testimony. SC, in any case, will wait, he has a whole year ahead ...

Puzikov, Vasilyeva, Smetanov, Zakutaylo, the testimony of the governor, letters, cottages, millions, soldiers, cars, weapon, land plots, and there is no evidence, damn it, again there is no opposition to the ex-minister - and this is not an April Fool's joke, but almost an official passage from the investigation.