New revelations of Barack Obama

One day after State Department spokesman Jen Psaki's statements that the US does not have evidence of the invasion of Russian troops in Ukraine, US President Barack Obama issued a "refutation".

“Russian troops that entered Ukraine are not a humanitarian or peacekeeping mission. There are Russian combat units with Russian weapons and on Russian tanks... These are facts that can be proved. They are beyond doubt, "- quotes the words of the American leader "TVNZ".

In addition, Obama called on Russia to reconsider its policy towards Ukraine.

"Russia must resolve crises peacefully and with the help of diplomacy," he said, noting that "Russia must respect the sovereignty of Ukraine, which will also serve respect for Russia itself."

"This path remains open for Russia, but the beginning of this path is that Russia must change course, leave Ukraine so that Ukraine can make decisions on its own," Obama added.

Along with the current situation, the US president decided to touch history, stating that “attempts to reclaim lands lost in the 19th century are not the way Russia can declare its greatness in the 21st century”.

It is worth noting that earlier the Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation Sergey Lavrov called all the reports that Russian troops had invaded the territory of Ukraine with speculation.

“We do not hear the various speculations for the first time, and we have never been given facts,” he said.

Comments

[Nevsky_ZU]

stating that "attempts to return lands lost in the 19th century are not the way in which Russia can declare its greatness in the 21st century."

What territories did we lose in the 19 century?

[Denis]

Quote: Nevsky_ZU

What territories did we lose in the 19 century?

Sorry for the "guy obamka", it's really bad ..

[lexxxus]

really bad ..

Not that word...

[WKS]

Quote: Nevsky_ZU

stating that "attempts to return lands lost in the 19th century are not the way in which Russia can declare its greatness in the 21st century."


What territories did we lose in the 19 century?

Alaska !!!

[stabskapitan]

Yes, and the Hawaiian Islands also once were under the Russian Crown

[stalfal]

Obama is degrading before his eyes.

[volodyk50]

Quote: Nevsky_ZU
What territories did we lose in the 19 century?
Sorry for the "guy obamka", it's really bad ..

Apparently they have not only bad geography and legal law, but they are not friends with history ... and also with drawing (I mean satellite evidence presented by NATO)

[Rebus]

Quote: Nevsky_ZU

What territories did we lose in the 19 century?

Alaska, California and Homeland of the Hawaiian Barracks

[FACKtoREAL]

ANTARCTICA - by right of the OPENERS!
the Danes have not been blowing their whiskers for centuries with their Greenland! ...
wait until it melts ..
the sun should not set over RUSSIA!

[Natalia]

And there is no article about how France suspended the supply of helicopter carriers. Which we generally do not need. But, they still did it, they have the courage.
Now they will pay a penalty, and will lose the opportunity to participate in other bilateral military developments.

With this money, it’s better to build an extra submarine of project 955. Which will not be superfluous.

Here ..... write an article, write in paints. Expand the topic so to speak ....

[Alexander Romanov]

Quote: Natalia

And there is no article about how France suspended the supply of helicopter carriers.

PARIS, September 3 - RIA Novosti. The delivery of the first Mistral-class helicopter carrier to Russia has not yet been suspended from a legal point of view, we are talking about the position of French President Francois Hollande, who says he will not approve the transfer of the ship if the situation in Ukraine does not improve, a spokesman told RIA Novosti on Wednesday Elysee Palace.

"From a legal point of view, nothing has changed, the delivery is scheduled for November 1. This is a political position. The head of state says that in the current conditions, today - and if these conditions do not change - I will not approve the transfer of Mistral" - said the interlocutor of the agency.

РИА Новости http://ria.ru/world/20140903/1022655342.html#ixzz3CHg3QBB6

[Natalia]

Quote: Alexander Romanov

PARIS, September 3 - RIA Novosti. The delivery of the first Mistral-class helicopter carrier to Russia has not yet been suspended from a legal point of view, we are talking about the position of the President of France ........

You are a crook. It's not fair.

[Alexander Romanov]

Quote: Natalia

You are a crook. It's not fair.

Why is it not fair, Oland suck in any case. We are that from these Mistrals, they will deliver well, they will not deliver even better.

[Natalia]

Quote: Alexander Romanov

Why not fair

Well, I meant that you dashed off the article yourself.

Quote: Alexander Romanov

Holland sucker in any case

agree

[fif21]

Quote: Alexander Romanov

The delivery of the first Mistral-class helicopter carrier to Russia has not yet been suspended from a legal point of view,

It's a pity!

[Tersky]

“The Russian troops that entered Ukraine are not a humanitarian or peacekeeping mission. There are Russian combat units with Russian weapons and on Russian tanks. These are facts that can be proved. They are not in doubt. ”

Obama, admit you already, that Washington needs only its hegemony. Washington is in no way interested in resolving the situation that he himself created in order to doom Russia to hardships and riots. Except for the situation that could lead to the economic collapse of Ukraine, the longer Putin hesitates to use force or not to resolve the conflict, the more difficult it will be to achieve this goal. And there’s no reason to slaughter Russia’s own nose to Ukraine to stop the bombing and shelling of the Russian population by the Washington puppet government in Kiev. The Russian Air Force can easily and quickly destroy Ukrainian aviation and artillery and, thereby, stop the chaos created by the Ukrainian Army in the regions that declared independence.

[Zsq]

Helicopter carriers we need 2 for sure !!! KA-52k helicopters are making a firm contract for 32 aircraft under them all at AAK Progress, about 5 are already ready, the Mistrals will be placed in the ZATO Big Stone.

[Poppy]

we will return them soon

[Момент]

Yesterday, the head of the US State Department, John Kerry, just told an awesome anecdote, several countries were laughing at once at the same time in Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Serbia, Afghanistan ... Syrian citizens giggled slightly ...
ATTENTION! quote!!!
“In the XNUMXst century, one cannot simply take and under the pretext of absolutely fabricated reasons to invade the territory of another country”
From the site http://www.inpearls.ru/

The White House is slowly going crazy. Eco got them in earnest. The Russians in Ukraine turned out to be an iron nut

[Giant thought]

Obama's spritters have completely lost touch with reality.

[asar]

so that Ukraine can make decisions on its own, ”Obama added.

And when dill made its own decisions ?! And who will dill give an independent policy, aren't you ?! What nonsense are you talking about?

[Alexander Romanov]

Quote: Nevsky_ZU

What territories did we lose in the 19 century?

This is he about Alaska to see.

[RusDV]

Quote: Alexander Romanov

Quote: Nevsky_ZU

What territories did we lose in the 19 century?

This is he about Alaska to see.

they told Obama right after Syria - don't sit down to play chess with Putin. He kind of heeded the advice, he sat down to play not alone, but in a crowd But somehow it’s unsuccessfully coming out of him .... so you can lose not only Alaska ....

[Natalia]

Quote: RusDV

they told Obama right after Syria - don't sit down to play chess with Putin.

Oh class. Session of simultaneous game - I love.

[ALABAY45]

This is it about Alaska. Hints or what ?!

[USSR 1971]

This is "cut by the moderator". Sick schizophrenic. All wars with such brutes are usually unleashed. It will be difficult to calm this scum, but our country is not the first time, our enemies are always a little more than just the Papuans. Vietnam is a defeat. Iraq is a defeat. Georgia in 2008 is certainly not a victory. Crimea - pass ..... Maidan, to put it mildly, was not entirely successful. They are not that great.

[mamont5]

Quote: Nevsky_ZU

stating that "attempts to return lands lost in the 19th century are not the way in which Russia can declare its greatness in the 21st century."

What territories did we lose in the 19 century?

How could Obamka know such subtleties? I blurted out "from the bulldozer" and okay. He doesn't know his own history, what can we say about Russia?

[Lukich]

Quote: mamont5

He doesn’t know his story, what can we say about Russia.

he does not even know how many states they have.

[Finches]

Our troops work there, they don’t work! You just need to bring iron evidence, no one has canceled the presumption of innocence. In the meantime, there is only one boltology!
About lost territories - no comment! It feels like Mr. Obama bought a diploma in the underpass, somewhere in Brooklyn or in half heartedly taught some uncle Tom, in his hut

[Roman1970]

Well, that’s how it was in the 19th century ...

[siberalt]

What is it that turns out? If Russia invades Ukraine on piandosovsky tanks and planes, can it be argued that the aggressors are American mercenaries?

[brelok]

Quote: Nevsky_ZU

stating that "attempts to return lands lost in the 19th century are not the way in which Russia can declare its greatness in the 21st century."

What territories did we lose in the 19 century?

It looks like the level of education of this, sorry, nigga is equal to the level of our poor student. Punishing Russia has become a fix idea for Obama! I'm afraid this "man" for the sake of his pride will send the planet to hell!

[inkass_98]

Quote: Nevsky_ZU

What territories did we lose in the 19 century?

Alaska and California. I propose to return it diplomatically, as Obamych suggests.

[DPN]

CCCP occupied 1/6 of the land, and RUSSIA only 1/8 of the land. Is it a lot or a little? but about the 19th century it’s just a typo.

Is it worth it to return it is another question?

[xenod55]

Exactly what kind of territories Russia "lost" in the 19th century. Again obamka OBOSRAMSh.i. in public. "Mister" obamka SHOULD learn history and preferably at school. In the 19th century, Russia has grown in territories. And on a large scale - I NEVER lost ANYTHING. What is now ruled by local "kings" are the republics that joined Russia at 20 !!! century, well, departed, also in the 20th century. LEARN the history of the Hawaiian monkey.

[Mountain shooter]

that "attempts to return lands lost in the XNUMXth century are not the way in which Russia can declare its greatness in the XNUMXst century."
It’s they who all teach history in mattress. And the geographer at the same time.

[Oldwiser]

that's for sure - the history of World War II is taught to them that the States and England defeated Germany and Russia

[subbtin.725]

“Russia must resolve crises peacefully

Russia owes nothing to anyone.

“Russia must respect the sovereignty of Ukraine

Whose cow would mumble, yours would be silent.

Russia must change course

Again the monkey for his ..., change the record, banana-mom.

[kyznets]

One gets the impression that the current US administration is a bunch of ignorant, illiterate, unprofessional, narrow-minded, headed by a stylishly dressed, well-groomed, but smoky gopnik in both gait and behavior. Graduates of elite universities probably haven't heard about logic, history, rhetoric, not to mention philosophy and political science as sciences, judging by their statements and the speech itself, which can be given the only definition - "game". Defiantly convex, swaggering, belligerent, stupidity, illiteracy and lack of culture, against the background of aggressive lies, distortion of facts and physical intimidation. Panopticon!

[Sergei1982]

Probably hinting at Alaska. May also return!

[SAXA.SHURA]

look at his face, just got down from a palm tree.

[mojohed2012]

In the 19 century, the country of Obama was not yet, and Ukraine was part of Russia all 20

[Hariva]

I don’t understand, but what did we lose in the 19th century?
Maybe the clown is hinting at an unsuccessful "Crimean war". But Crimea then, nevertheless, remained a part of Russia

[DMB-88]

grandmother, calm down and eat a banana))))

[major071]

Russia will never win!
Clickable

[alexng]

BALABAMA ferry probably got drunk and now the foam rushing out of all its cracks.

[SRC P-15]

Quote: DMB-88

grandmother, calm down and eat a banana))))

“This is what vegetarianism does to the brain!

[Lyton]

Aha leave the USA and returned to his homeland in Afiku.

[aniza]

a fool

[B.T.V.]

Quote: aniza

a fool

Rather banana banana.

[AndreyRS]

Theater of insanity. The level of professionalism of the State Department fell below the plinth. The whole world is laughing. Now the head of Fashington is also talking nonsense to the whole world (no longer listening to him). What was insanity measured there? In "Psaki"? Barak rose to minus two Psaki.

[andrei332809]

There are Russian combat units with Russian weapons and on Russian tanks. These are facts that can be proved.

so prove it. they got it in full, and something else blather. Exactly, exceptional ... morons

[FACKtoREAL]

but about the Malaysian Boeing already the Washington "fountain shut up"? ...
so it will be with this duck.
although, of course, our specialists work there ...
so - WAR on our borders, and not in Mexico or Canada!
Ukraine is a zone of Russian vital geostrategic interests!
SPAR ALL!

[zao74]

Their right hand does not know what the left is doing ... They carry mutually exclusive nonsense.

[gmasterbit]

Well, our units are there, well, they are tearing the ass for mercenaries and law enforcement officers, and so? Russia also has state interests and responsibility to those who believe in it. Is it a shame that the United States is no longer the strongest in the yard?

[Funnels]

"so that Ukraine can make decisions on its own"
Well, we know about the independence of Ukraine.

[shitovmg]

The black man is worried! It's good. Make many mistakes, VV still exalt his authority in the world at his expense.

[rf xnumx]

Historian damn

[Fantazer911]

He really smokes something?
New hemp from Ukrainian lands? probably oh and the fence !? Yes Abamych, go better to Barak and have a rest.

[galser]

The banana jester. Few people believe in his words, but they dance to the tune. How much compromising evidence they have on the geyropec.

[mojohed2012]

In Germany and France there is a 200 thousandth American corps of "NATO troops". here try not to dance to the tune. The EU has been occupied by the US for a long time, but it's time to get free.

[Darth Revan]

Eat a banana, Makak Barakovich! What kind of territories do you mean? Alaska? Actually, we rented it out, and the deadline ended a long time ago ... So, winding on ... no mustache, then winding on XYZ

[Sergey-72]

You will listen to them, we all have to. Does the president of the "maxim" have no more business? There was no evidence other than outright disinformation about the presence of our troops, even the psaka admits it.

[Arbatov]

Everything is fine: a black guy regularly calls white black.
And why do not smart people believe him? ..

[VICTOR-61]

Neither will Obama get dirty dirty there are no Russians there or are shaking at one reminder about them whether he admitted defeat from the militia of New Russia, he began as if in Kiev Russia was to blame which is invisible - so it's time to climb the mattress to you and scream from there

[Bassoon]

There are no words. Stupid monkey. Although the monkey is much smarter than this nigga.

[zheka]

There are Russian combat units with Russian weapons and on Russian tanks. These are facts that can be proved.

So prove SU_A !!! Stop scratching your tongue!

[A1L9E4K9S]

Isn’t it time to change the record Barak Huseynovich is wiped up to holes, it’s not funny for us to look at you and become sad and insulting for the human race, from a rational, upright person you turn into a brainless, absent ... full-time crawling TV .. r.

[Hyperboreas]

DAAAA !!! And the division of Russian submarines with cyborg crews was withdrawn from the Belarussian Sea, landing in the Rostov Mountains and invading Ukraine with an accelerated march.

[lord]

Well, since the monkey said, that’s the way it is!
To be honest, such "news" is already pretty boring! What news anyway? The fact that they have a tongue without bones and seven Fridays a week is no longer news to anyone! And the fact that "no one is responsible for their bazaar" is also not news.
I see no reason to discuss this nonsense. Another question is how to make them answer for their words!

[mig31]

The State Department of the current convocation, apparently was hastily collected from the psychiatric hospitals of America, otherwise how to understand ....

[MilesAth]

It seems that in the states, state schizophrenia - the State Department says one thing, Obama - another, intelligence - the third. Complete splitting of state consciousness. What is ahead? Disintegration of personality (i.e. state)

[zheka]

Quote: A1L9E4K9S

Isn’t it time to change the record Barak Huseynovich is wiped up to holes, it’s not funny for us to look at you and become sad and insulting for the human race, from a rational, upright person you turn into a brainless, absent ... full-time crawling TV .. r.

And he is not a man, he is a primate!

[eXelenSe]

I wonder if you can sue Hussein Obama for defamation? There will be a very interesting precedent.

[shinobi]

It means that when the army of the Armed Forces of Ukraine fought in Chechnya and Georgia, I don’t even remember their nation, it’s beggarly as be. It is possible. And as our special forces frolic, the guard! The Russians came to conquer all.

PS: It seems that at the top of the United States it’s quite a quarrel, since talking heads began to make mutually exclusive expressions.

[2224460]

There are Russian combat units with Russian weapons and on Russian tanks. These are facts that can be proved. They are not subject to doubt, ”the Komsomolskaya Pravda quotes the American leader.

As with chemical weapons in Iraq and Libya, as well as the infringement of Muslims in Yugoslavia. The Hegemon in action again burns and again "non-Petty".

[wladimir]

Along with the current situation, the US president decided to touch on the story, saying that “attempts to return the land, lost in XIX century is not the way in which Russia can declare its greatness in the XNUMXst century. ”
Dumb, even dumber- it’s understandable why Americans have such films, if the president of the century confuses them, and they didn’t lose a crest

[kvm11]

Obama from the hut hints at Alaska and California it's time to return them to their place in
Russia.

[Revolver]

American joke

Negra oh, sorry, African American fired from work.
- You are firing me for being black, this is discrimination !!!
- No, we hired you for being black. And we are firing for being useless.

It is a pity that Obama could not be fired in 2012, now we have to wait until 2016.

[Wheel]

Quote: Nagan

It is a pity that Obama could not be fired in 2012, now we have to wait until 2016.

So, do you seriously think that Mitt Romney or someone else would draw another line?
Someone Kennedy tried to show independence in politics, how did you end up recalling?

[Starmos]

... unambiguously - according to do.nok! Back to Africa, on a palm tree!

[Loner_53]

Speaking macaque, and even not with adequate info from psaki

[Patriot 1]

No words .... It is he that respects the sovereignty of other states with his America? Or does the phrase "threat to national interests" remove responsibility for any crimes?

[KOH]

Apparently true !!!

[BOB044]

I think that the reset button that was in Clinton’s hands needs Obama to insert in one place and try to reboot it. But I honestly do not see hope for the result.

[surovts.valery]

Along with the current situation, the US president decided to touch on history, stating that "attempts to return lands lost in the XNUMXth century are not the way Russia can declare its greatness in the XNUMXst century.”]

The monkey is illiterate, but where does his administration look that there is not a single competent employee, at least at the level of a Soviet high school? Russia in the nineteenth century, except for alaska land is not lost.

[gmasterbit]

Interestingly, Obama reminds me of our Petrosyan alone, both externally and in manner of speaking.
and a partner with him for a match-dog ...

[Rubmolot]

American ram trying to break through the Russian door

[Pro100Igor]

--------------------

[Gray 43]

Why did you all attack a sick person ??? He’s already jerking all over, his fellow Maidans are gathering, subjugating nonhumans are actively thinning out all over the world, as if they wouldn’t get the deadline for such a policy, in any Guantanamo branch

[zorch]

The State Department again showed the world its psaki.

The topic of nuclear safety was raised at a traditional briefing by a representative of the US State Department. Jen Psaki, distinguished by her ability to juggle with facts and evade direct answers, again showed her incompetence.
To the question of the journalist about whether she saw the statement of Vladimir Putin that Russia is a great nuclear power, she found it difficult to answer and laughed it off.
- I think I didn’t see it - it was a weekend.
“Should we worry if the representative of the State Department heard nothing about this three or four days later?” - the journalist asked.
- It is unlikely that it should be taken like that. I think you are leading to what his words mean. But I would be glad to conduct a test among you on the knowledge of what events took place in the world over the weekend, and would see how you deal with it, ”said Psaki.

[Eustace]

"This path remains open for Russia, but the beginning of this path is that Russia must change course, leave Ukraine so that Ukraine can make decisions on its own," Obama added.

Will Ukraine make an independent decision in Washington? What cynicism !!!

[Lukerya Weaver]

"As a result of two expeditions of Lieutenant Ivan Kuskov, an employee of the Russian-American Company (1808-1809 and 1811), a place was chosen for the foundation of the Fort Ross settlement, which functioned from 1812 to 1841, being the southernmost outpost of the Russian Empire in the North American lands it occupied. This settlement was located on the coast north of Bodega Bay, it was sold to a Mexican citizen of Swiss origin John Sutter in 1841. An honorable place among the pioneers of the study and development of North America, right up to Central California, rightfully belongs to Shelikhov, Baranov and other Russian researchers. " - from Wikipedia.
Is this what Obama is hinting at? Apparently he is afraid that we will demand California back.

[pexotinec]

Not the president, but the parrot every time the same thing, only rearranges the words. And now he probably began to worry about Alaska, and suddenly we’ll join her.

[father nikon]

... Russia must change course, leave Ukraine so that Ukraine can make decisions on its own, ”Obama added

And could the states not do the same before telling us something ?!

[MSA]

Obama, as usual, is driving a snowstorm...

[Vitalka]

trying to reclaim lands lost in the 19th century is not the way Russia can claim greatness in the 21st century

Nigga is illiterate. We will return Alaska. Moreover, the black man’s owners did not pay for it. They took advantage of the bad things going on in Russia due to the British attack in Crimea. In the Centuries (XIX and XXI) the sticks changed places and orders, the same in Russia. Now it will be the other way around. NATO is not viable. To deploy its 28 members, it takes time to persuade. As long as they reach an agreement, they will remain scorched earth.

[Rostislav]

One thing I can’t understand is why Russia silently tolerates false accusations against itself, for example about sending troops to Ukraine or insinuations about Boeing, from officials of various countries? I don’t remember a single note demanding an explanation. It is not customary to respond to an insult with the word “not accepted” or is there another reason?

[HAM]

It turns out that the whole thing is in Alaska, the black one got scared.

[diz1975]

They have a complete madhouse there and really a KINGDOM OF CROVING MIRRORS. The person who provoked a bunch of military conflicts in Syria, Libya, Iraq was awarded the Peace Prize. And a story from a parallel reality and double standards in politics. Nothing less than the EMPIRE OF LIES.

[argon]

Quote: stalfal

Obama is degrading before his eyes.

To begin to degrade, you must at least be on top. But he did not climb higher than the height of an average palm tree.

[naGua]

The US President decided to touch on history, saying that “trying to regain lands lost in the 19th century is not the way Russia can declare its greatness in the 21st century.”

Mr. Obama always delights with his historical delights in his passages. What deep knowledge of world history. You could learn the main milestones of the history of your no longer potential enemy, or look at it in a cheat sheet! What excellent consultants the US President has. Maybe there, too, “polite people” are peeing for him to embarrass himself? And besides, I kept wondering who Mrs. Pssakki’s faithful student was. ? In general, it is probably difficult to govern the state when all the members of the body work at odds, and the head generally has difficulty cooking.
Remember, like Leonid Filatov:
To whom are you an old demon,
Here you are spreading politeness,
Your ambassador, I'm sorry
The third day is like tears from a palm tree...

[IAlex]

Following his statement, there is no longer a way back without losing face for the Russian Federation and the United States, except for military action...

[naGua]

And also, I just read it, I don’t know if it’s true, but it seems to me that it’s on topic

This is how American Marxists have fun, spending taxpayers' money :))
Shame!
Two scientists from Yale University (an economist and a psychologist) decided to teach monkeys how to use money. And they succeeded.

The idea of ​​money, it turns out, can be grasped by creatures with tiny brains and needs limited to food, sleep and sex. The capuchins on which the experiment was carried out are considered by zoologists to be one of the stupidest primates.

“At first glance, and in truth, it may seem that they don’t need anything else in life. You can feed them candy all day long and they will come and go, leave and come for them all the time. It may seem that capuchins are walking stomachs,” the scientists say.

American ethologists conducted an experiment to introduce “labor” relations in a flock of capuchins. They came up with “work” and a “universal equivalent” in the enclosure - money. The job was to pull the lever with a force of 8 kilograms. Considerable effort for small monkeys. This is a real unpleasant job for them.
For each pull of the lever, the monkey began to receive a branch of grapes. As soon as the capuchins learned the simple rule “work = reward,” they were immediately introduced to an intermediate agent—colorful plastic circles. Instead of grapes, they began to receive tokens of different denominations. For a white token you could buy one branch of grapes from people, for a blue one - two, for a red one - a glass of soda, and so on.

Soon the monkey society became stratified. The same types of behavior arose in it as in the human community. Workaholics and quitters, bandits and hoarders appeared. One monkey managed to lift the lever 10 times in 185 minutes! I really wanted to earn money. Some people preferred racketeering to work and took away from others. But the main thing that the experimenters noted was that the monkeys showed character traits that were not previously noticeable - greed, cruelty and rage in defending their money, suspicion of each other.

Continuing the study of economic behavior, the monkeys were given other “money” in the form of silver disks with a hole in the middle. After a few weeks, the capuchins learned that these coins could be used to get food. The experimenter, who was interested in Marxism in his youth, did not check whether labor really turns a monkey into a man. He simply gave the monkeys these coins and taught them to use them to buy fruit. Before this, we found out who likes what in order to establish a preference scale for each of the monkeys.

At first, the fee was uniform - for a sour apple and a bunch of sweet grapes they asked for the same number of coins. Naturally, apples were not popular, and grape supplies were dwindling. But the picture changed dramatically when the price of apples halved. After quite a long period of confusion, the monkeys decided to spend almost all of their coins on apples. And only occasionally did they allow themselves to enjoy grapes.

One day, when all the experimental animals in the common cage already knew that some items were more expensive and others were cheaper, one of the monkeys entered the compartment where the communal cash register was kept and appropriated all the coins for itself, fighting off the people who tried to take it from her. metal mining. This is how the monkeys committed the first “bank robbery.”

A few more days passed and the Capuchins discovered the phenomenon of prostitution. The young male gave a coin to the female. Scientists thought he fell in love and made a gift. But no, the “girl” had sexual intercourse with the gentleman for money, and then went to the window where the scientists were on duty and bought several grapes from them. Everyone was happy: both the monkeys and the scientists. Monkeys mastered liberal-capitalist relations, and scientists defended their doctorates.

[Oldwiser]

"Show Me the Money" (Jerry Maguire)

[tag17]

It’s strange, before releasing a monkey into the arena, it should be better trained....

[Oldwiser]

Stupid Obama - there are two logical errors in the sentence. If “it can be proven,” that means there are questions and doubts. And if “beyond doubt”, then there is no need to prove anything. Drive him back to the palm tree.

[wef]

What can you expect from a gay man and a drug addict?

http://stringer-news.com/publication.mhtml?Part=48&PubID=26169
http://yellowpress.ws/?public=10770
http://wek.com.ua/article/422/
http://bloknot.ru/v-mire/obama-zayavil-chto-v-pirogi-belogo-doma-podmeshivayut-k
okain.html

He sniffed and felt sick.

[Grigorievich]

Each time the convolutions straighten out more and more. Soon there will be only one left, and even that one is across.

[Major Yurik]

Quote: DMB-88

grandmother, calm down and eat a banana))))

The usual bazaar of the main nigga in his neighborhoods. His whole importance among stupid niggas is that he broke his tail when he fell from a palm tree, and told everyone that this was the result of evolution. Let him go....!

[President]

The worst thing is that we see and understand this insanity.
But people in Ukraine (many) sincerely believe. Because they are simply deprived of access to objective information. Our “news” too, God forbid...have become painfully one-sided. But blocking access to what is really happening is too much.
Believe me, I know what I'm saying. I returned from the Lugansk region two days ago. Please do not ask provocative questions - I went to visit my beloved grandmother :-).