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Drone with a toilet and the secret development of Ukrainian scientists

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Drone with a toilet and the secret development of Ukrainian scientistsThe Central Election Commission pretended to have calculated the 100% of electoral protocols. Oddly enough, Petro Poroshenko won with a result of 54,7% of votes. The figures are fully consistent with the data of the national exit poll. Literally a little thing in a little thing, and this, notice, is not the sexual act of the Lilliputians. In my memory, this is the first case when the data of sociological polls fully coincided with the results of voting


There is usually a discrepancy in 5-10%. There are such concepts as sampling error, the behavior of respondents who refused to answer questions, or deliberately concealed who they voted for. According to field sociologists, the cases of refusals during the May elections were almost 50%. Plus, add here the obviously inadequate data from the southeast, where no sociological office currently has a representative sample. Moreover, they themselves admit that they could not conduct a poll of voters at the exit. However, these difficult conditions did not prevent the aces of sociology, fed on high-calorie grants from the EU, to give an exact result. The CEC only needed to adjust it to its calculation. At the same time, no one cares that the server of the Central Election Commission was hacked, anyone could admire the “results” of the will on the CEC official page, according to which Dmitry Yarosh was far ahead of Pyotr Alekseevich. Hence the conclusion: in the new political conditions, after the start of European integration into the sexual majority of the EU (special thanks to Lyashko), the need for holding costly elections has practically disappeared. There is also no need to use a video surveillance system for voting, since everything is now fair, transparent and extremely, extremely democratic.

The following conclusion is closely related to the announcement of official results: in Slavyansk and Kramatorsk the next, I do not know what qualification (active, final, critical), ATO phase has begun. Here are many wondered: will Kiev risk using Grad multiple launch rocket launchers that destroy everything living in a radius of many kilometers? Could this be evidence of war crimes? After it was applied in Donetsk aviation, doubts have disappeared. Yes, multiple launch rocket systems operate in Slavyansk. As it was in Abkhazia. The same handwriting, the same methods. Aviation shells residential areas with unguided missiles, bombing. Of course, the militants who provoked the shelling from Gradov are to blame.

The version that the Kiev authorities are struggling to completely clean up the rebellious region to the inauguration of the new president, is confirmed. The anti-terrorist operation goes haphazardly, because they are trying to repel the Donetsk airport, which is not currently of special military value, then they are launching another assault on Slavyansk. It is absolutely obvious that all moral restraints have been removed: aviation and Grad installations are already agony. Of course, the "license" to kill civilians has already been received. It remains only to show the result. It is somewhat problematic to level Donetsk with the land (according to the estimates of the leaders of the ATO), but if you take a relatively small item, you can try.

Apparently, the government is hysterical, because at night in Lugansk they disarmed the soldiers of one of the military units. According to the Ministry of Defense, the National Guard under valiantly fought off an assault attempt, inflicting insurmountable losses on the militants. Then a video appeared, in which it is clear that a shirtless man (for everyone to see - without weapons) together with the woman withdraw the frightened soldiers. Take them out of the trenches, saying: "Take off, son, this garbage (body armor), do not be afraid, let's go." About a hundred conscripts left their weapons and returned home. Therefore, the press center of the Ministry of Defense issued a new version: during a grueling battle, the militants, hiding behind a human shield of women and children, penetrated the location of the military unit and seized the first floor. About conscripts who were sent home, not a word. But there was a perfect unique press release about the Russian UAV shot down by the National Guard. It was like this: on one of the checkpoints were the valiant Ukrainian military, who were constantly keeping watch. And suddenly they hear: zhzhzhzhzhzh! “This is not just zhzhzhzh!”, - decided the most intelligent of them and ordered to prepare for battle “high-tech weapons, developed by Ukrainian scientists.” By golly, I'm not lying! So it is written in "Interfax-Ukraine". At each checkpoint, patriotic volunteers have high-tech weapons, whose parameters are classified. It is only known that extremely durable rubber is used, which is stretched by a meter, and a special ball of depleted uranium, capable of striking to horror any unmanned vehicle.

In general, in order to demonstrate to the highest leadership unprecedented successes in the struggle against the remnants of a multimillion-strong gang of terrorists and separatists, they have already launched a “high-tech weapon”. So, moreover, on the downed drone there was a vessel with a clearly chemical substance, which, presumably, has a neuro-paralytic effect. This is even more awesome than the colonel of the GRU with a certificate and a plan of terrorist acts, detained by the Ukrainian secret service during the mining of a military facility.

As always, during the turmoil information comes the most controversial. The press center of the ATO talks about some Russian weapons that the National Guard men gathered at the Donetsk airport. At the same time, the airport itself is under the control of the resistance forces. When and what national guardsmen gathered is not clear. But, of course, the serial numbers on the machines of the legendary “100th series” fully correspond to the personalities of Chechen militants, since they coincide with the numbers of their passports. In social networks they talk about the Kiev "Berkut", who on the way to Donetsk disarmed the "pravoseks" accompanying him and switched to the side of Novorossia. The picture will clear up in the coming hours.
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  1. Andrey Yuryevich
    Andrey Yuryevich 30 May 2014 06: 53
    +9
    At each checkpoint, patriotic volunteers have high-tech weapons, the parameters of which are classified. It is only known that a particularly strong rubber is used, which stretches for a meter, and a special ball of depleted uranium, capable of striking to horror any unmanned vehicle. good wassat
    1. igor_m_p
      igor_m_p 30 May 2014 07: 04
      +11
      Uh-huh ... "The target is struck ... and surprised to the point of unconsciousness ..." wassat
      1. MOISEY
        MOISEY 30 May 2014 07: 53
        +1
        Mass hysteria is growing in Ukrainian media, and only Banderlog enjoys a misunderstanding that he is being fed delirium of a madman.
    2. maks-101
      maks-101 30 May 2014 07: 22
      +2
      who would doubt the honesty of the elections held in Ukraine or in the United States, they have democracy there, who paid grandmothers or licked his ass and gingerbread in the mouth.
      1. Sid.74
        Sid.74 30 May 2014 07: 54
        +3
        They write that the Poles came to the aid of the militia, a little of their people are 5 but still! And the Hungarians were promised to catch up! smile
        1. stroporez
          stroporez 30 May 2014 08: 17
          +1
          that they have what kind of rabble there is no ....... they say the Russians too.It would be good Schaub all liberal .......... rested on the help of the junta. but as it crawls back and "filter" them at the border ..........
    3. Corsair
      Corsair 30 May 2014 14: 01
      0
      Quote: Andrew Y.
      At each checkpoint, patriotic volunteers have high-tech weapons, the parameters of which are classified. It is only known that especially strong rubber is used, which stretches for a meter, and a special ball of depleted uranium, capable of striking to horror any unmanned vehicle. good wassat



      It would be better, in due time,DADS these "patriotic volunteers" would not regret the "nth" amount in hryvnia for SUCH RUBBER PRODUCT...
    4. 11111mail.ru
      11111mail.ru 30 May 2014 18: 18
      0
      Quote: Andrey Yurievich
      especially strong rubber is used, which stretches for a meter,

      Condoms, however!
  2. mirag2
    mirag2 30 May 2014 06: 54
    +6
    Well, why not?
    If, as it suddenly turned out, "ancient Ukrainians" are the ancestors of mankind, then why be surprised at "high-tech equipment"?
    1. KOH
      KOH 30 May 2014 07: 02
      +2
      the submarine is also their invention ... what
      1. Rostovchanin
        Rostovchanin 30 May 2014 07: 43
        +1
        Sevastopol’s signaled that they took the great pidvodnoy chovna “Zaporizhzhia” to the battle fleet of the fleet

        the submarine is also their invention ...

        They have everything great there ...
        1. stroporez
          stroporez 30 May 2014 08: 20
          0
          Quote: Rostovchanin
          Rostovchanin
          - How are you with the Ukrainian language ??? in this case, "great" means big ......... that is, ---- a large submarine ..... do not be like ukram .........
      2. yulka2980
        yulka2980 30 May 2014 07: 56
        +1
        C'mon boat! It turns out that the ancient Ukrainians were the first people, so they descended from monkeys, and then everyone else appeared. That's why Obama is so worried about Ukraine, because they came down from the tree at the same time, so he is also Ukrainian wassatLogic at the mattress level
        1. sgazeev
          sgazeev 30 May 2014 11: 38
          +1
          They grazed dinosaurs, milked dinosaurs, ate dinosaur fat, knocked coconut, ate bananas, had fun on vines. In general, Obama’s relatives are from Barak. wassat
    2. stroporez
      stroporez 30 May 2014 08: 29
      0
      Quote: mirag2
      Well, why not?
      If, as it suddenly turned out, "ancient Ukrainians" are the ancestors of mankind, then why be surprised at "high-tech equipment"?
      ----- http: //s9.uploads.ru/TINfR.pdf wassat
  3. Revolver
    Revolver 30 May 2014 06: 56
    +1
    perfect unique press release about the Russian drone shot down by the National Guard. It was like this: at one of the checkpoints sat the gallant Ukrainian military, who constantly watched. And suddenly they hear: zhzhzhzhzhzh! “This is not casual!” The most intelligent of them decided and ordered to prepare for the battle “high-tech weapons developed by Ukrainian scientists”

    Are the press releases for the herb smoked or glutton fried?
    1. Blondy
      Blondy 30 May 2014 07: 03
      +7
      2 in 1 - fat was smoked!
    2. pensioner
      pensioner 30 May 2014 07: 20
      +6
      Quote: Nagan
      Are the press releases for the herb smoked or glutton fried?

      Rather, the lard was smoked, and the herbs were gluttoned, because with the traditional use of the above products, SO is not in a hurry - yes ...
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      2. alexng
        alexng 30 May 2014 08: 34
        +2
        Nope, they drank high-tech "plague tea". After one sip of this drink, they become not only ukrami, but orcs.
    3. nicollider
      nicollider 30 May 2014 09: 18
      0
      grasses were glorified and fat was smoked.

      it’s not rushing from fat, and from grass too. hard drugs rather
      1. pensioner
        pensioner 30 May 2014 14: 18
        +2
        Quote: nicollider
        from bacon so not rushing ... hard drugs rather

        And since when has fat ceased to be a drug? what
  4. ksv500
    ksv500 30 May 2014 06: 57
    +8
    It would be great if the Golden Eagle is true!
    1. B.T.V.
      B.T.V. 30 May 2014 07: 11
      +1
      And I really want to believe it!
    2. gandalf
      gandalf 30 May 2014 07: 23
      +2
      About Golden Eagle: wait and see.
      Then the Poles came to fight with the junta ...
      http://rusvesna.su/news/1401405804
      1. 11111mail.ru
        11111mail.ru 30 May 2014 18: 24
        0
        Quote: gandalf
        Then the Poles came to fight with the junta ...

        So that "piasts" for "mo..lei" went? I do not believe:
        1. "That still Polska did not perish ...".
        2. "Ukraine has not yet died ...".
        Motivation is the same. Minus at least until blue. I DO NOT BELIEVE!
  5. domokl
    domokl 30 May 2014 07: 01
    +2
    Well, Ukrainian TV must be watched ... Such a fascinating sight ... Militias are hammering everywhere))))) And this is mixed with the funeral of heroes ... It always strikes me that together it’s impossible to unite such plots, but it turned out .maybe ... And they believe ... As if the people completely disappeared logic ... Elementary, worldly ...
    1. kartalovkolya
      kartalovkolya 30 May 2014 07: 55
      +1
      The logic will appear when the battles begin near Kiev and everything goes to this! With such a pace of "deliveries" of weapons and personnel by the junta to the RESPONSE of Donetsk and Lugansk, soon Svidomo will not even have diapers!
      1. Corsair
        Corsair 30 May 2014 14: 56
        0
        Quote: kartalovkolya
        The logic will appear when the battles begin near Kiev and everything goes to that!
        With such outrageously twisted brains, the dill will follow their Fuhrer to the end. And do not look for elements of logic from the Nazis that can give a signal "STOP!"sowing virtue is not inherent in them ...
  6. jovanni
    jovanni 30 May 2014 07: 01
    +9
    The ATO press center talks about some Russian weapons that the National Guard gathered at the Donetsk airport. At the same time, the airport itself is under the control of resistance forces. When and what the National Guard gathered - is unclear.

    Yes, they collected mushrooms there, - fly agaric. And glut oneself. Glitches now ... Soon, drones will be jambs ...
    1. kartalovkolya
      kartalovkolya 30 May 2014 07: 56
      +1
      If the yellow camels, then Ramzan drove, and the green Putin!
      1. 11111mail.ru
        11111mail.ru 30 May 2014 18: 28
        0
        Quote: kartalovkolya
        If the yellow camels, then Ramzan drove, and the green Putin!

        You are mistaken: green-white-red (red on the hooves) is from Ramzan, white-blue-red (on the knee joints) is from GDP. Mixed colors - this is from burnt rubber.
    2. stroporez
      stroporez 30 May 2014 08: 32
      0
      Quote: Jovanni
      Soon, drones shoals go ...
      --- Well, it’s rather closer to the fall ........
  7. Blondy
    Blondy 30 May 2014 07: 01
    +2
    something vague doubts torment me No. "We learn miracles, from the fascist reports - PSs shot down 3 submarines in the sky!" - somewhere already sounded ... what Tree sticks! Yes, this is "well forgotten old" - clearly Goebel's sons!
  8. Signaller
    Signaller 30 May 2014 07: 01
    +3
    The authorities of Ukraine pretend that everything is in a bundle and that the government does not sleep. And the population of Ukraine pretends that all this is taking. What can I say- FOCUSERS, and most importantly the whole country. Magician Igor Kio resting on the beach.
    1. stroporez
      stroporez 30 May 2014 08: 34
      +1
      200s have already been brought to Rivne Oblast .... women on a platoon ... I think that sho
      Quote: Signaller
      the population of Ukraine pretends that all this takes.
  9. tormazok
    tormazok 30 May 2014 07: 02
    +2
    And the tin of my own brains is wrapped up reading such twists, to say nothing of how many lies are poured in Kiev on the heads of ordinary inhabitants.
  10. Anton-sed
    Anton-sed 30 May 2014 07: 05
    +1
    Thanks. Great article!
  11. mamont5
    mamont5 30 May 2014 07: 11
    +2
    Shine! And I especially liked the nuclear slingshot.
  12. saag
    saag 30 May 2014 07: 14
    0
    "Yes, multiple launch rocket systems are working in Slavyansk. As it was in Abkhazia."

    The author, what kind of disinformation, firstly, streamers in Slavyansk have such an info - how cities do not work in the city, secondly they did not work in Abkhazia, it was in South Ossetia
  13. Arkan
    Arkan 30 May 2014 07: 16
    +1
    Downs-maydauns thought that in Novorossia everything would turn out like in Kiev, and there they broke it in muslims. So they rush about, showing everyone their chronic failure. There couldn’t be any other, because the grandchildren of the policemen and p.ed.p.i.
  14. pensioner
    pensioner 30 May 2014 07: 17
    +2
    Not an article - a masterpiece! good
    So I want to parse into quotes.
    A low bow to the Author!hi hi hi
  15. APASUS
    APASUS 30 May 2014 07: 18
    +1
    The West paid, held and appointed Poroshenko the president of Ukraine, in fact, no one doubted such a result. But fearing a further failure and saving money - they decided not to conduct the second round, that's why all the results of the exit sex and the election commission coincide exactly. they wrote in one office.
  16. Akvadra
    Akvadra 30 May 2014 07: 19
    +1
    They have teachers with rich experience! There is something to learn. The main thing is that the flow of infofecals should be continuous. Meli Emelya, your week!
  17. parus2nik
    parus2nik 30 May 2014 07: 37
    +2
    So Bandera bastard, reported to their owners, they will burn the village, the elderly, children, women will be destroyed .. and the report .. they say they destroyed the partisan base .. and laid down the partisans not measured ...
  18. demotivator
    demotivator 30 May 2014 07: 53
    +1
    There are concepts such as sampling error, ...

    They have no such concepts. They were told - lumin, then it will be so. What figure was drawn by advisers from the United States, it was attributed to it. And all sorts of errors there and so on are extra troubles.
  19. Fantazer911
    Fantazer911 30 May 2014 08: 02
    +1
    The militia, after the massive eating of beans and peas (humanitarian aid from Russia), launched a chemical attack on the National Guard from elite Maidanavskaya thugs.
  20. kartalovkolya
    kartalovkolya 30 May 2014 08: 02
    +1
    Yes, the West has plunged into such a pile of sewage that now they themselves don’t know how to get out of there! And it stinks more and more, soon all of Europe can suffocate from its puppets and their feces!
  21. Bormental
    Bormental 30 May 2014 17: 05
    +1
    More samples of high-tech Ukrainian weapons http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcSbhVrAm1A