Results of the week. “He may be an introvert with the ways of an informal leader”
Part I. "If a woman with such external data is fighting for the truth, she is certainly not married"
Cross over by new ...
For the general celebration of the anniversary of the Baptism of Rus, Patriarch Kirill arrived in Ukraine on a pastoral visit. And Ukraine, I must say, met the rector of the Russian Orthodox Church as it has become fashionable lately. At the airport in Kiev, Cyril was expected by a “vocal” activist of the notorious movement FEMEN, on whose bodies there were inscriptions, in any democratic country that could become characterized as an overt (in the literal sense of the word) call for violence. The girl’s “vocal content” was expressed not only in her “form №2”, but also in that she shrillly shouted the words “Get out!” The voice of FEMEN was ringing: apparently, not one lady had time to drink before meeting with the chief priest of the Russian Orthodox Church ...
In all this stories with bare breasts and obviously extremist appeals, it is surprising not so much the arrogance and rudeness of representatives of such an organization as FEMEN, which itself is composed either of former or current members of the priestesses who are far from religious cults, how many circumstances do these eager to show their mammary glands gender on important events.
This time it turned out that Mademoiselle, who had exposed her mortal body, was accredited to meet the Patriarch at Borispol airport as a journalist from Kharkov. And if all the other accredited journalists stood in those places that were identified by the protocol service and the guards, then FEMEN-girl with amazing soldier’s swiftness not only managed to jump right in front of Kirill, but also jump out, stripping off what was meant to cover shame . True, in this case, if there is nothing to cover, then there is nothing to talk about.
Yes, the activist quickly rolled into a roll of strong guys from the guard, but the fact of shocking breasts already took place, which FEMEN-girl was required.
It is obvious that such actions of this organization can not be carried out solely on a voluntary basis and be based only on girlish diligence. This group of female comrades, in addition to leader Anna Hutsol, also has more respectable patrons who, with the help of “monkey tricks,” girls are going to solve their problems. So what? The idea is simple and clear: if you want to pay attention to your activity, order several girls from Gutsol, even if you undress them to the waist, hold up posters with signs like “We are against GMO” or “Give women money”. If Hutsol says that the time of their use has come out, then, apparently, it is possible to extend it, which is happening today ... Well, and if you “notice”, then you can shout about new political prisoners in Ukraine. Why are there in Ukraine, when we in Russia have enough of our own from among those who want to illuminate their primary and secondary sexual characteristics - in exchange for a tiny pop.
In this regard, it is possible to ascertain who although the Baptism of Russia at one time took place, but apparently did not reach everyone. The example with FEMEN is a clear confirmation of this. And if so, then you can arrange your own action, coinciding with the actions of Prince Vladimir: collect the girls FEMEN, even under the financial conditions of Mrs. Gutsol, and with her in the Dnieper (and you can also be baptized once more in Kolyma for the thrill of sensation) it definitely won't hurt them ... Anyway, when you look at these FEMEN, the thought comes to mind: with the abolition of the inquisition in the old Europe, they were clearly hurried ...
Suddenly a magician will arrive ...
Perhaps Vladimir Churov has every chance to obtain the status of the most extravagant chairman of the CEC on our sinful planet. Before he had time to try on all his orders, an idea was born in the head of the official to turn the seemingly regular attendance of the Seliger-2012 youth forum into a real show. The chairman, as the hero of one of the novels of the unforgettable Jules Verne, arrived at Seliger in the gondola of a red balloon, which landed in the immediate vicinity of the camp, which was broken at a youth forum. No wonder Dmitry Medvedev once called Vladimir Evgenievich a wizard.
Landing, to tell the truth, was more like a splashdown, as the pilots got it wrong, and the ball landed in a small swamp. Although in such a set of circumstances one can also see some kind of forethought on the part of Vladimir Evgenievich: perhaps by this the CEC chairman would like to say that he can easily slam any “swampy” opposition with his gondola ...
By the way, the organizers of the Summer Olympic Games in London, in a most brazen manner, stole the idea with spectacular landings from our Churov. In London, however, they landed not on a balloon, but on a parachute, and not the chairman of the local CEC, but someone who looked like an old queen. But the fact of the theft of our homegrown intellectual property is obvious. Therefore, Vladimir Evgenievich can still sue a couple of hundred thousand pounds for these prudish and hazy ones to modernize the electoral system of Russia.
At a meeting with the "Seliger" youth, Vladimir Churov appeared in the form of a man who struck with his frankness. If all those present had not been assured that the one who came down from heaven is the chairman of the CEC, one would have thought that this, as it was fashionable to say in 90, is a person who looks like a chairman. Painfully bold statements allowed themselves to be a cheerful gray-haired bearded man ... In particular, Vladimir Evgenievich unexpectedly admitted to many that while everyone gathered out of childhood, he (the chairman) falls into this very childhood. In addition, he said that "young people should know how the hell got a sandwich of power." These words, in principle, explain much in the actions of Vladimir Evgenievich, and therefore many pressing questions to Churov, which already, hung on the lips of "disloyal" young people, have disappeared. All that was enough for the opposition after such a Churov revelation was a modest gift - a T-shirt with the inscription “Wishmaster” and a white ribbon. But the chairman refused the ribbon, comparing it with the contraceptive used. Apparently, the extensive experience of election work allows Vladimir Evgenievich to make such comparisons ...
Everyone remembered another statement from the chairman of the CEC, in which he compared the electoral system with a nuclear missile shield during the war. However, at the same time, those present at the conversation did not find out whether Vladimir Yevgenievich intends to start up now, or while his “nuclear” potential is covered with shrouds ...
We want NATO to throw metal in us ...
Concerned about the practically disempowered position of NATO aviation Above the cloudless Baltic sky, Estonian Air Force Chief of Staff Mr. Jaak Tarien put forward the following progressive proposal. He said that it was unnecessary for democracy-sowing planes to simply patrol the skies of three fairly democratized Baltic states, but they also had to be offered to carry out training bombing ...
Tarien said that the pilots http://irsolo.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tCLgmRoGyInChpL-OqRzYg.jpg, you know, until they can fully train on the Baltic States. Apparently, their swallows will be a little overclocked - already Estonia is over, they will want to throw something - and then Poland will appear under the wing, then Finland will turn out to be. Well, and the Finns, as you know, the guys are hot: they can throw something backwards ... What can we say about the Poles, whose older generation still, seeing planes without stars on the wings, can quickly run off to the shed behind the rifle ... In general, no you, you know, open space - just fly to yourself quietly, but with a characteristic sound coming from the mouth, signify that you dropped the bomb ...
The proposal of Jaak Tarien looks more than relevant. Just imagine: some NATO pilot was boiling over at the soul, at work, at home his wife oversold, and he sits down in his bomber and straight into Estonia - he will throw a couple of bombs, and his heart will calm down. True, at the same time, Estonian citizens will have to walk with their eyes fixed constantly upwards. Estonia is a small country - and the bombing is a loud and large-scale thing, so someone can pick up cabbage in the garden, someone has a satellite dish, and someone has a splinter on the hat to strike ...
Fisherman fisherman does not always mean
Last week in Itogi we mentioned how Russian border guards detained Chinese fishermen who swam into our territorial waters. This week, the Norwegian coast guard detained the Russian fishing schooner Melkart-2. Well, Christmas trees, sticks, the reader will say - what, our fishermen have few fish in their territorial waters? What did they get to the Norwegians? But here it is necessary to make a fundamental clarification: Russian fishermen are fundamentally different from Chinese fishermen. If the Chinese were detained because they caught tons of seafood in the territorial waters of Russia, then the Russian fishermen in the area of Norwegian responsibility fish ... were thrown overboard in tons. But then it becomes unclear: why was the Norwegian coast guard so bristling? Are they unnecessary fish? It turns out that, according to Norwegian law, it is strictly forbidden to throw fish overboard.
Or maybe ours just decided in this way to share their reserves with the Norwegians ... We have a lot of these reserves, so we can afford to swim slowly to the territorial waters of another state and, as humanitarian aid, throw them a couple of tons of herring - even if the local fishermen they will rejoice, otherwise they will not return from the net with empty seines: the houses of the wife with rolling pins and the children in the shops.
Perhaps our “Robin Hoods” did this often, feeding up the “foiled” states of Europe, but this time they didn’t understand the virtues of our fishermen and escorted the Melkart-2 to the Norwegian port of Hammerfest.
Oh, those Europeans! No, they can not understand the breadth of our Russian soul. We are open-hearted to them, and they are ... One word is Scandinavians ... A wild people, as one well-known ambassador could say ...
Froze for good
While in Russia, Ksenia Sobchak is trying to regain a half million euros, which were acquired, of course, by overwork, the Georgian authorities also decided to go over their oppositionists, as they say, by proven methods. Russia, of course, is a barbaric country, as Mikhail Saakashvili puts it, but, nevertheless, Mikhail Nikolozovich doesn’t stop taking some work from Moscow.
So, for example, the other day, an arrest was placed on the funds of the famous Georgian footballer Kakha Kaladze, who is a member of the opposition association “Georgian Dream”. She is a dream, maybe a Georgian one, but apparently the current Georgian leader is dreaming about something else entirely ...
That is why the Georgian prosecutor's office decided to "put into the cold" the money that was in the bank accounts of the football player Kaladze. And the money, I must say, a lot. Even Ksenia Sobchak, as they say, nervously smokes after the announcement of those sums that Kaladze was deprived of.
According to some reports, Kaladze recently received about 6 million dollars as a contract payment for a game in the Italian football league. For a short time, Kaladze withdrew about a million dollars from the account, which interested the Georgian prosecutor’s office. They say, where it is possible to spend a whole million of green money in modern Georgia, if President Saakashvili made available all the main products for Georgians ... You can’t even give a bribe to the traffic cops for improper parking, everything around the glass: Mikhail Nikolozovich will see, scream ...
If Kaladze decided to get drunk from a cloudless Georgian life, then with this money he could buy about 70000 bottles of Khvanchkara. Apparently, so that the athlete did not drink, the humane Georgian prosecutor's office decided to withdraw the money from him.
So we say: the Georgian prosecutor’s office is fighting the Georgian opposition. Yes, what's there ... It's all a lie and a provocation! It’s just that people in epaulets are baked about their citizens so that something bad won't happen to their health.
Part II. Welcome to the Looking Glass
Cracker instead of water
Today they are doing a lot in China. Almost everything is done there: from “BMW” to children's toys. But something is still done in the so-called developed countries. For example, television news in America they are made by the Americans themselves. Moreover, this information product they have such properties that even suitable for export.
As part of the anti-Syrian information war, which are spreading by leaps and bounds, advanced American propagandists and prominent political marketers recently offered a postmodern novelty to the news market: broadcast on behalf of Syrian satellite television companies. Its creators approached the realization of such a grandiose broadcasting project thoroughly, having prepared for consumers a fake with a quality mark.
The scheme of Western information fraud is impressive: turning on the TV, the viewer sees the familiar logos of state-owned TV channels and looks like a real Syrian television. Channels are indistinguishable from the present, because they broadcast the appropriate program schedule. However, when the time of news comes, the transfer of lies begins - that the government "regime" has fallen, Assad flies to Moscow, and the opposition celebrates a victory in Damascus or Homs.
Fortunately, the security services in Syria are not asleep, and on the eve of a television provocation, 22 July, the Syrians warned Ministry of Information: “The frequencies of the TV channels are planned to be used to broadcast false messages, such as the coup d'état allegedly occurring in the country, the split or the overthrow of the government.”
The provocation was carried out by the West in collaboration with the fraternal Arab countries. The roles of television presenters on the “state channels” were performed by Syrian journalists working on Western and Arab channels, as well as the abducted employees of the Syrian media, who were pressured.
In addition to television, the organizers of the anti-Syrian information campaign also produce video footage. To understand the issue should watch this short video with a simple and understandable plot. The plot at first glance is tragic.
However, if you look closely, you can see: the lost comrade, over whom his colleague on the set is moaning, is quite a ... alive. Perhaps this is the happiness for a sad companion - to find his comrade alive. But, most likely, the second-rate director for the production hired third-rate actors. State Department sponsors for Hollywood professionals were stingy: the Pentagon’s frail budget did not allow star Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise to hire.
The site "Syrian documents" (in English and Arabic, it has existed since 1 in November 2011) you can learn a lot about provocations carried out by the West against the Syrian people.
For example, here it is told that in its news, the West reports on the planned use by the Syrian government of chemical weapons against civilians. However, it was not Bashar Assad, but Wall Street dealers who export chemical warfare products to different countries, from Libya to Turkey, and managed to import chemical weapons into Syria - not forgetting to train the rebels to use them.
The enemies of the Syrian people will be suitable for any reason to intervene. If the representative of Foreign Minister Jihad Makdisi makes a statement that Syria will not use chemical weapons against Syrians under any circumstances, then in the West this explanation is immediately interpreted and presented to the American masses chewing cheeseburgers and dying on TV screens as a declaration of hostile war democratic world - from Israel to the shores of the Atlantic.
Western news agencies, as well as the mummers and actors presenting “news” from fake satellite channels, should be perceived accordingly.
Alice in Wonderland, the heroine of Carroll, who felt thirsty, was surprised when the Queen offered her a crouton. The US State Department is offering the same cracker to the whole world - and, apparently, it offers quite sincerely, just like the Queen.
Showing the news on behalf of the Syrian state television channels, the West, from all its venal soul, explains to the silly autocrats and tyrants, who do not understand anything in the freedom of speech, what a truly democratic television should be.
By shooting video clips of living corpses, Asad’s opponents give unenlightened viewers to understand that they were so mired in lies that they themselves believed in it. The struggle for power and terrorist earnings on deaths have become a habitual way of living for them, for the sake of the continuation and affirmation of which in the future all means are good.
Developing the theme of a chemical war that the aggressor Asad is about to unleash, who first decided to practice using mustard on his own people, the White House did not condemn the July 18 attack on Damascus, thereby endorsing terrorism. Sergei Lavrov voiced a statement by US representative to the UN, Susan Rice, who called the terrorist act as evidence that the Security Council should no longer delay the adoption of a resolution on Syria, and then given Comment: “In other words, in Russian, this means: we will continue to support such terrorist acts until the Security Council does what we want. This is generally a terrible position. ”
Do not take the cracker for water, comrades!
Advertising movies and pistols
If people in Syria understand what's what, then in America itself the cinema has already stepped from the screens into reality. In this sense, the United States ran into what they fought for.
As it turned out this week, Colorado red-haired shooter James Holmes, who imagines himself a joker, an enemy of Batman, and put bursts and single shots in the cinema of Aurora 12 and about sixty injured, visited a psychiatrist before the mass shooting, schizophrenia specialist. It became clear when the lawyers for the young murderer filed the relevant documents with the court of Centennialla, where the case is being considered.
It is noteworthy that Mr. Holmes, before using firearms, described in detail the script of the future action, accompanying the text with pictures, and sent by mail a notebook with writings to a psychiatrist from the University of Colorado (this university was a killer recently graduated in neurobiology).
But, since everything is confidential in the States, except for mass interceptions by the police of telephone conversations, analysis of Skype chat messages, surveillance through Orwell’s “crime” cameras, video tracking of cars on the tracks (God forbid, some criminal will run away by car from the jail), the total identification of the enemies of the American people by the CIA, the FBI and the NSA, as well as the regular search for Arab terrorists and Russian mafia in Manhattan th. Mr. Holmes' lawyers have now reached the point that they accuse ... the prosecution. The police, in their opinion, violated confidentiality, and therefore suffered the defendant’s constitutional rights.
The future neurobiologist, the boy is quiet, diligent, smiling, as it turned out, has long been listed with Dr. Lynn Fenton in patients. Hardly anyone, except Americans, seriously thinks that a movie killer who dyed his red hair of Joker may be a sane person, but what’s remarkable here is not Holmes’s “normality”, but that his psychiatrist, Dr. Lynn Fenton, also proved to be special outstanding.
A schizophrenia specialist who teaches at the Faculty of Medicine of the University of Colorado and part-time working on students suffering from mental ailments seven years ago received a “stricter” from state authorities. The reason for the reprimand was the unauthorized issuance of prescriptions for medicines to herself, to her family members and to one subordinate.
Being treated at this doctor, Holmes, probably, became the carrier of some kind of mania, which attracted him to automatic rifles, Glock pistols, shotguns and tear gas grenades. Colorado shooter ordered cartridges alone via the Internet about six thousand pieces. By the end of the university completely moving in phase, he hated the popular Batman, entered the image of the Joker, put on a flak jacket and a gas mask and opened a shotgun in a cinema hall.
One of the eyewitnesses of the tragedy recalls: “Everyone rushed to the exit. I jumped over the chairs, slipped on someone's blood and fell on the girl. I began to tease her, to say that we need to run, but then I saw that she was dead. And then a man ran past me, whose blood gushing from his neck. It was a nightmare. ”
This is nothing more than a session of the Dark Knight, merged with reality.
Americans preach their values all over the world and bring the light of truth to people. But their Bible is Hollywood, religion is psychiatry, and the method of instilling faith is a shotgun.
And, when the advanced values begin to mumble something monotonous, like “Assad Must Leave,” we need to understand what three whales are kept by the American turtle ...
Finishing this episode of “The Results of the Week”, I cannot ignore the three facts that emerged in America after the shooting in the cinema.
Death and injury in the Aurora caused a surge of interest in the far from the most successful (according to many American critics) film about Batman. In the media there messages that the “Dark Knight: Revival of a Legend” may well set a record for box office. The cinemas of the country - huge queues for tickets.
Thanks to an advertisement made by a psychiatrist Holmes, people in the United States were drawn not only to the cinemas, but also to gun shops. Sales of firearms in Colorado are noticeable rose in recent days: just three days, from Friday to Sunday of the last week, 2887 people came to special shops to buy pistols (by 25% more than the average for 2012 a year and by 43% more than the same period a week before the tragedy). In Seattle, Washington, in recent days, the number of applications for licenses for concealed carrying of weapons has doubled. In Florida, only last weekend 2386 people became owners of pistols (by 14% more than the same period a week earlier). In Oregon, such sales showed an increase in 11%, in California, the volume of arms trade grew by 10%. Moreover, the FBI has data according to which in June and July, citizens of a country are usually least likely to buy weapons.
Finally, the one more fact. The film about Batman went to Mexico for the premiere - and in the cinema of Guadalajara a fire started during the session. I had to evacuate the 800 man. The audience was so imbued with the movie atmosphere that, as in the case of Holmes, they did not immediately understand what they were dealing with: the film or reality. If the managers of the cinema did not ask people to leave the hall, the audience would probably have burned or suffocated in the smoke.
Not a movie, but some kind of world catastrophe.
Greek portrait of Angela Merkel
Greek magazine "Crash" on the cover of the latest issue portrayed Chancellor of Germany in the form of a prisoner of Guantanamo prison: in an orange robe and handcuffs. The magazine calls to send Angela Merkel on trial for the genocide of the Greeks.
In addition to the cover image, Frau Merkel is dedicated to the text in the pages of the magazine. The publisher of Crash, Giorgos Trangas, accuses the German Chancellor of crimes against humanity and offers to send Mrs. Merkel to the International Criminal Court in The Hague. Well, and from there, as the publisher apparently seems, - the direct road to Guantanamo.
Greek journalist wants to sue and put in a prison cell not only Angela Merkel, but also the Minister of Finance of Germany Wolfgang Schäuble. Candidates for international criminals are also the head of the International Monetary Fund, Christine Lagarde, the head of the European Commission, Jose Manuel Barroso, and the president of the European Council, Herman van Rompuy.
Trangas writes: "Merkel and her friends do not believe in the value of human life and personal dignity." According to the journalist, the Chancellor turned Greece into a “modern concentration camp,” in which the Greeks, who turned out to be “new Jews,” were isolated “like lepers.”
The gigantic Greek workers of the pen have repeatedly portrayed Merkel: in the form of a bloodsucking vampire, in the form of a trainer with a whip, forcing Greek pensioners to jump into the burning ring, finally, in a Nazi uniform with swastikas.
The Greeks in their own eyes do not smell logs. If so where the Nazis, so right under the nose of borzopistsev-writers. The Greek parliament is not that swarming with neo-Nazis, but seven percent of them.
Как It revealed This week, Artemis Mattaipoulos, a member of the national Punk group “Pogrom”, became a member of the parliament of the new convocation, having passed to the national power of the nationalist party “Golden Dawn”. This gentleman was already the second parliamentarian related to the Greek Nazi-rock scene. The first was George Germenis, who was elected to parliament in May, and then re-elected in June (in recent crisis Greece, elections are lately held every month. It was not for nothing that the Germans advised the Greeks to sell the Acropolis in order to settle accounts with creditors).
What kind of Mattaipoulos is this?
In one of his songs, he called for the parliament to be burned down - the very one whose deputy has now become. His band “Pogrom” does not hesitate to sing songs that, politically speaking, express hostility towards Jews. In Greece, according to the punk deputy, one should speak only Greek, otherwise death. On this occasion, they composed the song "Speak Greek, or die."
If the European Union - in the face of a industrious Germany - would have forgiven the Greeks, who in ancient historical times were notable for giving bad pots for good, cheating at trade and pirating at sea, all their debts would give out free aid, in Athens and then they would curse about Angela Merkel. I wrote off debts lately, gave too little help ...
Northerners under the southern flag
In 2008, many people in America, including the Associated Press, confused Presidential candidate Barack Obama with Osama bin Laden (so it's not very clear who they chose as president). In March, the 2012 of the year at the Kuwaiti Grand Prix in shooting sports organizers instead of the hymn of Kazakhstan by mistake have included parody of him from the scandalous film "Borat: a cultural study of America for the benefit of the glorious people of Kazakhstan." At Euro-2012 during the news release during the half-time Russia-Poland match on the screen have placed USSR flag instead of Russian. 17 July 2012, the German television channel ARD instead of the face of the Hungarian Nazi Chatari showed photo of Jewish human rights activist Simon Wiesenthal.
And July 26 in the media there were reports of a new geopolitical confusion, now - the Olympic.
On the scoreboard of the stadium "Hampden Park" in Glasgow, next to the names of the DPRK football players Appeared flag of South Korea. Angered by the representatives of North Korea went indignant in the locker room, but the organizers, who went to the locker room after the athletes, managed to persuade those to return. The game started late in 1 hour 5 minutes.
By the way, an insult to the feeling of national pride did not prevent the Korean women from beating the Latino women “dry” - with the 2: 0 score. As I think, the substitution of the flag added to the northerners of sports rage - and helped them to win.
It is curious that less than a week before the incident, the organizers of the London Olympics were made with the assurance, which just guaranteed that the Games will not be playing the wrong hymns, or raising the wrong flags. Ceremonial Master Nikki Halifax assured the whole world: “All those involved in these events recognize the importance of the proper use of flags and hymns and are true professionals.” Work with flags, hymns and other ceremonial attributes at the Olympics is carried out, according to her, by experienced specialists in the field of protocol, experts in the selection of the musical and visual range, standard bearers of the army, aviation and fleet.
Either the experts decided not to violate the tradition of mixing up, or “true professionals” turned out to be fake, infiltrated the Olympics for a lot of cronyism, or all of these standard-bearers need an urgent help from an ophthalmologist ... sticks to British network of optical stores "Specsavers". In its advertisements, in pure Korean, advising members of the Olympic organizing committee to check in Specsavers eyes, an entrepreneurial company already uses both flags: northern and southern.
“Perhaps he is an introvert with the manners of an informal leader” - a phrase from the movie “The Most Charming and Attractive.”
Cross over by new ...
For the general celebration of the anniversary of the Baptism of Rus, Patriarch Kirill arrived in Ukraine on a pastoral visit. And Ukraine, I must say, met the rector of the Russian Orthodox Church as it has become fashionable lately. At the airport in Kiev, Cyril was expected by a “vocal” activist of the notorious movement FEMEN, on whose bodies there were inscriptions, in any democratic country that could become characterized as an overt (in the literal sense of the word) call for violence. The girl’s “vocal content” was expressed not only in her “form №2”, but also in that she shrillly shouted the words “Get out!” The voice of FEMEN was ringing: apparently, not one lady had time to drink before meeting with the chief priest of the Russian Orthodox Church ...
In all this stories with bare breasts and obviously extremist appeals, it is surprising not so much the arrogance and rudeness of representatives of such an organization as FEMEN, which itself is composed either of former or current members of the priestesses who are far from religious cults, how many circumstances do these eager to show their mammary glands gender on important events.
This time it turned out that Mademoiselle, who had exposed her mortal body, was accredited to meet the Patriarch at Borispol airport as a journalist from Kharkov. And if all the other accredited journalists stood in those places that were identified by the protocol service and the guards, then FEMEN-girl with amazing soldier’s swiftness not only managed to jump right in front of Kirill, but also jump out, stripping off what was meant to cover shame . True, in this case, if there is nothing to cover, then there is nothing to talk about.
Yes, the activist quickly rolled into a roll of strong guys from the guard, but the fact of shocking breasts already took place, which FEMEN-girl was required.
It is obvious that such actions of this organization can not be carried out solely on a voluntary basis and be based only on girlish diligence. This group of female comrades, in addition to leader Anna Hutsol, also has more respectable patrons who, with the help of “monkey tricks,” girls are going to solve their problems. So what? The idea is simple and clear: if you want to pay attention to your activity, order several girls from Gutsol, even if you undress them to the waist, hold up posters with signs like “We are against GMO” or “Give women money”. If Hutsol says that the time of their use has come out, then, apparently, it is possible to extend it, which is happening today ... Well, and if you “notice”, then you can shout about new political prisoners in Ukraine. Why are there in Ukraine, when we in Russia have enough of our own from among those who want to illuminate their primary and secondary sexual characteristics - in exchange for a tiny pop.
In this regard, it is possible to ascertain who although the Baptism of Russia at one time took place, but apparently did not reach everyone. The example with FEMEN is a clear confirmation of this. And if so, then you can arrange your own action, coinciding with the actions of Prince Vladimir: collect the girls FEMEN, even under the financial conditions of Mrs. Gutsol, and with her in the Dnieper (and you can also be baptized once more in Kolyma for the thrill of sensation) it definitely won't hurt them ... Anyway, when you look at these FEMEN, the thought comes to mind: with the abolition of the inquisition in the old Europe, they were clearly hurried ...
Suddenly a magician will arrive ...
Perhaps Vladimir Churov has every chance to obtain the status of the most extravagant chairman of the CEC on our sinful planet. Before he had time to try on all his orders, an idea was born in the head of the official to turn the seemingly regular attendance of the Seliger-2012 youth forum into a real show. The chairman, as the hero of one of the novels of the unforgettable Jules Verne, arrived at Seliger in the gondola of a red balloon, which landed in the immediate vicinity of the camp, which was broken at a youth forum. No wonder Dmitry Medvedev once called Vladimir Evgenievich a wizard.
Landing, to tell the truth, was more like a splashdown, as the pilots got it wrong, and the ball landed in a small swamp. Although in such a set of circumstances one can also see some kind of forethought on the part of Vladimir Evgenievich: perhaps by this the CEC chairman would like to say that he can easily slam any “swampy” opposition with his gondola ...
By the way, the organizers of the Summer Olympic Games in London, in a most brazen manner, stole the idea with spectacular landings from our Churov. In London, however, they landed not on a balloon, but on a parachute, and not the chairman of the local CEC, but someone who looked like an old queen. But the fact of the theft of our homegrown intellectual property is obvious. Therefore, Vladimir Evgenievich can still sue a couple of hundred thousand pounds for these prudish and hazy ones to modernize the electoral system of Russia.
At a meeting with the "Seliger" youth, Vladimir Churov appeared in the form of a man who struck with his frankness. If all those present had not been assured that the one who came down from heaven is the chairman of the CEC, one would have thought that this, as it was fashionable to say in 90, is a person who looks like a chairman. Painfully bold statements allowed themselves to be a cheerful gray-haired bearded man ... In particular, Vladimir Evgenievich unexpectedly admitted to many that while everyone gathered out of childhood, he (the chairman) falls into this very childhood. In addition, he said that "young people should know how the hell got a sandwich of power." These words, in principle, explain much in the actions of Vladimir Evgenievich, and therefore many pressing questions to Churov, which already, hung on the lips of "disloyal" young people, have disappeared. All that was enough for the opposition after such a Churov revelation was a modest gift - a T-shirt with the inscription “Wishmaster” and a white ribbon. But the chairman refused the ribbon, comparing it with the contraceptive used. Apparently, the extensive experience of election work allows Vladimir Evgenievich to make such comparisons ...
Everyone remembered another statement from the chairman of the CEC, in which he compared the electoral system with a nuclear missile shield during the war. However, at the same time, those present at the conversation did not find out whether Vladimir Yevgenievich intends to start up now, or while his “nuclear” potential is covered with shrouds ...
We want NATO to throw metal in us ...
Concerned about the practically disempowered position of NATO aviation Above the cloudless Baltic sky, Estonian Air Force Chief of Staff Mr. Jaak Tarien put forward the following progressive proposal. He said that it was unnecessary for democracy-sowing planes to simply patrol the skies of three fairly democratized Baltic states, but they also had to be offered to carry out training bombing ...
Tarien said that the pilots http://irsolo.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tCLgmRoGyInChpL-OqRzYg.jpg, you know, until they can fully train on the Baltic States. Apparently, their swallows will be a little overclocked - already Estonia is over, they will want to throw something - and then Poland will appear under the wing, then Finland will turn out to be. Well, and the Finns, as you know, the guys are hot: they can throw something backwards ... What can we say about the Poles, whose older generation still, seeing planes without stars on the wings, can quickly run off to the shed behind the rifle ... In general, no you, you know, open space - just fly to yourself quietly, but with a characteristic sound coming from the mouth, signify that you dropped the bomb ...
The proposal of Jaak Tarien looks more than relevant. Just imagine: some NATO pilot was boiling over at the soul, at work, at home his wife oversold, and he sits down in his bomber and straight into Estonia - he will throw a couple of bombs, and his heart will calm down. True, at the same time, Estonian citizens will have to walk with their eyes fixed constantly upwards. Estonia is a small country - and the bombing is a loud and large-scale thing, so someone can pick up cabbage in the garden, someone has a satellite dish, and someone has a splinter on the hat to strike ...
Fisherman fisherman does not always mean
Last week in Itogi we mentioned how Russian border guards detained Chinese fishermen who swam into our territorial waters. This week, the Norwegian coast guard detained the Russian fishing schooner Melkart-2. Well, Christmas trees, sticks, the reader will say - what, our fishermen have few fish in their territorial waters? What did they get to the Norwegians? But here it is necessary to make a fundamental clarification: Russian fishermen are fundamentally different from Chinese fishermen. If the Chinese were detained because they caught tons of seafood in the territorial waters of Russia, then the Russian fishermen in the area of Norwegian responsibility fish ... were thrown overboard in tons. But then it becomes unclear: why was the Norwegian coast guard so bristling? Are they unnecessary fish? It turns out that, according to Norwegian law, it is strictly forbidden to throw fish overboard.
Or maybe ours just decided in this way to share their reserves with the Norwegians ... We have a lot of these reserves, so we can afford to swim slowly to the territorial waters of another state and, as humanitarian aid, throw them a couple of tons of herring - even if the local fishermen they will rejoice, otherwise they will not return from the net with empty seines: the houses of the wife with rolling pins and the children in the shops.
Perhaps our “Robin Hoods” did this often, feeding up the “foiled” states of Europe, but this time they didn’t understand the virtues of our fishermen and escorted the Melkart-2 to the Norwegian port of Hammerfest.
Oh, those Europeans! No, they can not understand the breadth of our Russian soul. We are open-hearted to them, and they are ... One word is Scandinavians ... A wild people, as one well-known ambassador could say ...
Froze for good
While in Russia, Ksenia Sobchak is trying to regain a half million euros, which were acquired, of course, by overwork, the Georgian authorities also decided to go over their oppositionists, as they say, by proven methods. Russia, of course, is a barbaric country, as Mikhail Saakashvili puts it, but, nevertheless, Mikhail Nikolozovich doesn’t stop taking some work from Moscow.
So, for example, the other day, an arrest was placed on the funds of the famous Georgian footballer Kakha Kaladze, who is a member of the opposition association “Georgian Dream”. She is a dream, maybe a Georgian one, but apparently the current Georgian leader is dreaming about something else entirely ...
That is why the Georgian prosecutor's office decided to "put into the cold" the money that was in the bank accounts of the football player Kaladze. And the money, I must say, a lot. Even Ksenia Sobchak, as they say, nervously smokes after the announcement of those sums that Kaladze was deprived of.
According to some reports, Kaladze recently received about 6 million dollars as a contract payment for a game in the Italian football league. For a short time, Kaladze withdrew about a million dollars from the account, which interested the Georgian prosecutor’s office. They say, where it is possible to spend a whole million of green money in modern Georgia, if President Saakashvili made available all the main products for Georgians ... You can’t even give a bribe to the traffic cops for improper parking, everything around the glass: Mikhail Nikolozovich will see, scream ...
If Kaladze decided to get drunk from a cloudless Georgian life, then with this money he could buy about 70000 bottles of Khvanchkara. Apparently, so that the athlete did not drink, the humane Georgian prosecutor's office decided to withdraw the money from him.
So we say: the Georgian prosecutor’s office is fighting the Georgian opposition. Yes, what's there ... It's all a lie and a provocation! It’s just that people in epaulets are baked about their citizens so that something bad won't happen to their health.
Part II. Welcome to the Looking Glass
Cracker instead of water
Today they are doing a lot in China. Almost everything is done there: from “BMW” to children's toys. But something is still done in the so-called developed countries. For example, television news in America they are made by the Americans themselves. Moreover, this information product they have such properties that even suitable for export.
As part of the anti-Syrian information war, which are spreading by leaps and bounds, advanced American propagandists and prominent political marketers recently offered a postmodern novelty to the news market: broadcast on behalf of Syrian satellite television companies. Its creators approached the realization of such a grandiose broadcasting project thoroughly, having prepared for consumers a fake with a quality mark.
The scheme of Western information fraud is impressive: turning on the TV, the viewer sees the familiar logos of state-owned TV channels and looks like a real Syrian television. Channels are indistinguishable from the present, because they broadcast the appropriate program schedule. However, when the time of news comes, the transfer of lies begins - that the government "regime" has fallen, Assad flies to Moscow, and the opposition celebrates a victory in Damascus or Homs.
Fortunately, the security services in Syria are not asleep, and on the eve of a television provocation, 22 July, the Syrians warned Ministry of Information: “The frequencies of the TV channels are planned to be used to broadcast false messages, such as the coup d'état allegedly occurring in the country, the split or the overthrow of the government.”
The provocation was carried out by the West in collaboration with the fraternal Arab countries. The roles of television presenters on the “state channels” were performed by Syrian journalists working on Western and Arab channels, as well as the abducted employees of the Syrian media, who were pressured.
In addition to television, the organizers of the anti-Syrian information campaign also produce video footage. To understand the issue should watch this short video with a simple and understandable plot. The plot at first glance is tragic.
However, if you look closely, you can see: the lost comrade, over whom his colleague on the set is moaning, is quite a ... alive. Perhaps this is the happiness for a sad companion - to find his comrade alive. But, most likely, the second-rate director for the production hired third-rate actors. State Department sponsors for Hollywood professionals were stingy: the Pentagon’s frail budget did not allow star Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise to hire.
The site "Syrian documents" (in English and Arabic, it has existed since 1 in November 2011) you can learn a lot about provocations carried out by the West against the Syrian people.
For example, here it is told that in its news, the West reports on the planned use by the Syrian government of chemical weapons against civilians. However, it was not Bashar Assad, but Wall Street dealers who export chemical warfare products to different countries, from Libya to Turkey, and managed to import chemical weapons into Syria - not forgetting to train the rebels to use them.
The enemies of the Syrian people will be suitable for any reason to intervene. If the representative of Foreign Minister Jihad Makdisi makes a statement that Syria will not use chemical weapons against Syrians under any circumstances, then in the West this explanation is immediately interpreted and presented to the American masses chewing cheeseburgers and dying on TV screens as a declaration of hostile war democratic world - from Israel to the shores of the Atlantic.
Western news agencies, as well as the mummers and actors presenting “news” from fake satellite channels, should be perceived accordingly.
Alice in Wonderland, the heroine of Carroll, who felt thirsty, was surprised when the Queen offered her a crouton. The US State Department is offering the same cracker to the whole world - and, apparently, it offers quite sincerely, just like the Queen.
Showing the news on behalf of the Syrian state television channels, the West, from all its venal soul, explains to the silly autocrats and tyrants, who do not understand anything in the freedom of speech, what a truly democratic television should be.
By shooting video clips of living corpses, Asad’s opponents give unenlightened viewers to understand that they were so mired in lies that they themselves believed in it. The struggle for power and terrorist earnings on deaths have become a habitual way of living for them, for the sake of the continuation and affirmation of which in the future all means are good.
Developing the theme of a chemical war that the aggressor Asad is about to unleash, who first decided to practice using mustard on his own people, the White House did not condemn the July 18 attack on Damascus, thereby endorsing terrorism. Sergei Lavrov voiced a statement by US representative to the UN, Susan Rice, who called the terrorist act as evidence that the Security Council should no longer delay the adoption of a resolution on Syria, and then given Comment: “In other words, in Russian, this means: we will continue to support such terrorist acts until the Security Council does what we want. This is generally a terrible position. ”
Do not take the cracker for water, comrades!
Advertising movies and pistols
If people in Syria understand what's what, then in America itself the cinema has already stepped from the screens into reality. In this sense, the United States ran into what they fought for.
As it turned out this week, Colorado red-haired shooter James Holmes, who imagines himself a joker, an enemy of Batman, and put bursts and single shots in the cinema of Aurora 12 and about sixty injured, visited a psychiatrist before the mass shooting, schizophrenia specialist. It became clear when the lawyers for the young murderer filed the relevant documents with the court of Centennialla, where the case is being considered.
It is noteworthy that Mr. Holmes, before using firearms, described in detail the script of the future action, accompanying the text with pictures, and sent by mail a notebook with writings to a psychiatrist from the University of Colorado (this university was a killer recently graduated in neurobiology).
But, since everything is confidential in the States, except for mass interceptions by the police of telephone conversations, analysis of Skype chat messages, surveillance through Orwell’s “crime” cameras, video tracking of cars on the tracks (God forbid, some criminal will run away by car from the jail), the total identification of the enemies of the American people by the CIA, the FBI and the NSA, as well as the regular search for Arab terrorists and Russian mafia in Manhattan th. Mr. Holmes' lawyers have now reached the point that they accuse ... the prosecution. The police, in their opinion, violated confidentiality, and therefore suffered the defendant’s constitutional rights.
The future neurobiologist, the boy is quiet, diligent, smiling, as it turned out, has long been listed with Dr. Lynn Fenton in patients. Hardly anyone, except Americans, seriously thinks that a movie killer who dyed his red hair of Joker may be a sane person, but what’s remarkable here is not Holmes’s “normality”, but that his psychiatrist, Dr. Lynn Fenton, also proved to be special outstanding.
A schizophrenia specialist who teaches at the Faculty of Medicine of the University of Colorado and part-time working on students suffering from mental ailments seven years ago received a “stricter” from state authorities. The reason for the reprimand was the unauthorized issuance of prescriptions for medicines to herself, to her family members and to one subordinate.
Being treated at this doctor, Holmes, probably, became the carrier of some kind of mania, which attracted him to automatic rifles, Glock pistols, shotguns and tear gas grenades. Colorado shooter ordered cartridges alone via the Internet about six thousand pieces. By the end of the university completely moving in phase, he hated the popular Batman, entered the image of the Joker, put on a flak jacket and a gas mask and opened a shotgun in a cinema hall.
One of the eyewitnesses of the tragedy recalls: “Everyone rushed to the exit. I jumped over the chairs, slipped on someone's blood and fell on the girl. I began to tease her, to say that we need to run, but then I saw that she was dead. And then a man ran past me, whose blood gushing from his neck. It was a nightmare. ”
This is nothing more than a session of the Dark Knight, merged with reality.
Americans preach their values all over the world and bring the light of truth to people. But their Bible is Hollywood, religion is psychiatry, and the method of instilling faith is a shotgun.
And, when the advanced values begin to mumble something monotonous, like “Assad Must Leave,” we need to understand what three whales are kept by the American turtle ...
Finishing this episode of “The Results of the Week”, I cannot ignore the three facts that emerged in America after the shooting in the cinema.
Death and injury in the Aurora caused a surge of interest in the far from the most successful (according to many American critics) film about Batman. In the media there messages that the “Dark Knight: Revival of a Legend” may well set a record for box office. The cinemas of the country - huge queues for tickets.
Thanks to an advertisement made by a psychiatrist Holmes, people in the United States were drawn not only to the cinemas, but also to gun shops. Sales of firearms in Colorado are noticeable rose in recent days: just three days, from Friday to Sunday of the last week, 2887 people came to special shops to buy pistols (by 25% more than the average for 2012 a year and by 43% more than the same period a week before the tragedy). In Seattle, Washington, in recent days, the number of applications for licenses for concealed carrying of weapons has doubled. In Florida, only last weekend 2386 people became owners of pistols (by 14% more than the same period a week earlier). In Oregon, such sales showed an increase in 11%, in California, the volume of arms trade grew by 10%. Moreover, the FBI has data according to which in June and July, citizens of a country are usually least likely to buy weapons.
Finally, the one more fact. The film about Batman went to Mexico for the premiere - and in the cinema of Guadalajara a fire started during the session. I had to evacuate the 800 man. The audience was so imbued with the movie atmosphere that, as in the case of Holmes, they did not immediately understand what they were dealing with: the film or reality. If the managers of the cinema did not ask people to leave the hall, the audience would probably have burned or suffocated in the smoke.
Not a movie, but some kind of world catastrophe.
Greek portrait of Angela Merkel
Greek magazine "Crash" on the cover of the latest issue portrayed Chancellor of Germany in the form of a prisoner of Guantanamo prison: in an orange robe and handcuffs. The magazine calls to send Angela Merkel on trial for the genocide of the Greeks.
In addition to the cover image, Frau Merkel is dedicated to the text in the pages of the magazine. The publisher of Crash, Giorgos Trangas, accuses the German Chancellor of crimes against humanity and offers to send Mrs. Merkel to the International Criminal Court in The Hague. Well, and from there, as the publisher apparently seems, - the direct road to Guantanamo.
Greek journalist wants to sue and put in a prison cell not only Angela Merkel, but also the Minister of Finance of Germany Wolfgang Schäuble. Candidates for international criminals are also the head of the International Monetary Fund, Christine Lagarde, the head of the European Commission, Jose Manuel Barroso, and the president of the European Council, Herman van Rompuy.
Trangas writes: "Merkel and her friends do not believe in the value of human life and personal dignity." According to the journalist, the Chancellor turned Greece into a “modern concentration camp,” in which the Greeks, who turned out to be “new Jews,” were isolated “like lepers.”
The gigantic Greek workers of the pen have repeatedly portrayed Merkel: in the form of a bloodsucking vampire, in the form of a trainer with a whip, forcing Greek pensioners to jump into the burning ring, finally, in a Nazi uniform with swastikas.
The Greeks in their own eyes do not smell logs. If so where the Nazis, so right under the nose of borzopistsev-writers. The Greek parliament is not that swarming with neo-Nazis, but seven percent of them.
Как It revealed This week, Artemis Mattaipoulos, a member of the national Punk group “Pogrom”, became a member of the parliament of the new convocation, having passed to the national power of the nationalist party “Golden Dawn”. This gentleman was already the second parliamentarian related to the Greek Nazi-rock scene. The first was George Germenis, who was elected to parliament in May, and then re-elected in June (in recent crisis Greece, elections are lately held every month. It was not for nothing that the Germans advised the Greeks to sell the Acropolis in order to settle accounts with creditors).
What kind of Mattaipoulos is this?
In one of his songs, he called for the parliament to be burned down - the very one whose deputy has now become. His band “Pogrom” does not hesitate to sing songs that, politically speaking, express hostility towards Jews. In Greece, according to the punk deputy, one should speak only Greek, otherwise death. On this occasion, they composed the song "Speak Greek, or die."
If the European Union - in the face of a industrious Germany - would have forgiven the Greeks, who in ancient historical times were notable for giving bad pots for good, cheating at trade and pirating at sea, all their debts would give out free aid, in Athens and then they would curse about Angela Merkel. I wrote off debts lately, gave too little help ...
Northerners under the southern flag
In 2008, many people in America, including the Associated Press, confused Presidential candidate Barack Obama with Osama bin Laden (so it's not very clear who they chose as president). In March, the 2012 of the year at the Kuwaiti Grand Prix in shooting sports organizers instead of the hymn of Kazakhstan by mistake have included parody of him from the scandalous film "Borat: a cultural study of America for the benefit of the glorious people of Kazakhstan." At Euro-2012 during the news release during the half-time Russia-Poland match on the screen have placed USSR flag instead of Russian. 17 July 2012, the German television channel ARD instead of the face of the Hungarian Nazi Chatari showed photo of Jewish human rights activist Simon Wiesenthal.
And July 26 in the media there were reports of a new geopolitical confusion, now - the Olympic.
On the scoreboard of the stadium "Hampden Park" in Glasgow, next to the names of the DPRK football players Appeared flag of South Korea. Angered by the representatives of North Korea went indignant in the locker room, but the organizers, who went to the locker room after the athletes, managed to persuade those to return. The game started late in 1 hour 5 minutes.
By the way, an insult to the feeling of national pride did not prevent the Korean women from beating the Latino women “dry” - with the 2: 0 score. As I think, the substitution of the flag added to the northerners of sports rage - and helped them to win.
It is curious that less than a week before the incident, the organizers of the London Olympics were made with the assurance, which just guaranteed that the Games will not be playing the wrong hymns, or raising the wrong flags. Ceremonial Master Nikki Halifax assured the whole world: “All those involved in these events recognize the importance of the proper use of flags and hymns and are true professionals.” Work with flags, hymns and other ceremonial attributes at the Olympics is carried out, according to her, by experienced specialists in the field of protocol, experts in the selection of the musical and visual range, standard bearers of the army, aviation and fleet.
Either the experts decided not to violate the tradition of mixing up, or “true professionals” turned out to be fake, infiltrated the Olympics for a lot of cronyism, or all of these standard-bearers need an urgent help from an ophthalmologist ... sticks to British network of optical stores "Specsavers". In its advertisements, in pure Korean, advising members of the Olympic organizing committee to check in Specsavers eyes, an entrepreneurial company already uses both flags: northern and southern.
“Perhaps he is an introvert with the manners of an informal leader” - a phrase from the movie “The Most Charming and Attractive.”
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