They are really upset

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They are really upset


Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk said: “Gazprom has 24 days for a price reduction.”

The situation is, in fact, simple.

The drunk comes to the village general store and says to the saleswoman, characteristically stretching the words:

- Dusya, look, here I have been taking Vodyara here for several months already, I don’t have any money, so you write it down in a notebook.

- Well? - tiredly asks Dusya

- Here! - raises up with a sweeping gesture finger drunk Arseny - Now the main thing, ik, oh. I propose to set off February vodka for 10 rubles per bottle, and then I may give you money.

There is a thud and the sound of a falling body. This Dusya, old Soviet accounts, and the body of Arseny.

- Go to work, drunk, I will not save you any idiot! - shouts Dusya from behind the counter

- Excluded - Arseny, lying in a comfortable position, reports - I am not some cattle to work there, I am a key point of the rural policy, many are interested in me and I can sing and dance beautifully

- Only now try to scare the buyers with your screaming drunk with your screams - says Dusya - I will call the district officer at all

- Here! Idea! - says Arseny, standing on all fours and planning to take a vertical position from the third time - I will now go to the police officer and write to you a statement that you refuse to sell February vodka for a dozen, that is, you sabotage the goods turnover in the village, you could get cash, right soon, and you don't specifically want to, because you, Dusya, are a mischievous and not good woman (Dusya is already standing side by side on the backswing, heavy accounts, so the rhetoric is changing towards softening)

- Come on, let's get out of here, a parasite - says Dusya, with his hands on his sides

- I will correct - the European - says Arseny, hitting the doorjamb and frowning - And I’ll come back here with the precinct in 24 of the day and we will talk about your ugly and anti-human credit policy.

- Yeah, let's talk - Dusia says cheerfully - Come with the precinct.

- Listen, mother - Arseny unexpectedly falls down - And there are no checks? Pipes generally burn, help, eh?

- We will never be brothers - reports Dusya, rearranging the goods on the shelves - Free, drunkard.
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  1. +1
    11 May 2014 19: 05
    Andrushchak as a result. We applaud.
    Video of the execution will be posted additionally


    Sorry, the photo turned out to be incorrect.
  2. 0
    11 May 2014 19: 39
    In fact, this is a market! I like the Kruzak, but I’m not yelling, sell it to me at the price of a Lada Grant!
  3. waisson
    +4
    11 May 2014 19: 49
    if you don't have brains where can you get them?
  4. 0
    11 May 2014 19: 52
    They're not just dumb.... They're stupid. wassat ... Americans have always put stupid people in management positions in puppet governments. Because stupid people are easier to control!!!
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  6. waisson
    +1
    11 May 2014 19: 56
    that's who needs to be brainwashed
  7. waisson
    +2
    11 May 2014 19: 57
    and this is the result of their creation
    1. Santiaga Navi
      +1
      12 May 2014 01: 06
      You've already screwed it up! And so what kind of news can’t you turn on this face everywhere! Why the fuck should I post THIS here? Truly - “you them at the door, they at the window”
  8. 0
    11 May 2014 20: 04
    Well, that’s roughly how things are in reality)
  9. +2
    11 May 2014 20: 37
    Quote: Veles75
    I am for trepanation!

    Here. here, through the anus
  10. ASSARU
    0
    11 May 2014 20: 37
    - WHAT IS THIS???
    Now this diva needs to be sent on tour, well, Iran Iraq Saudi Arabia Syria Let the light shine. I hope not for long.
  11. Ivan 63
    0
    11 May 2014 20: 38
    Money in the morning (with interest), gas in the evening (maybe)
    1. +1
      11 May 2014 20: 42
      Quote: Ivan 63
      Money in the morning (with interest), gas in the evening (maybe)
  12. 0
    11 May 2014 20: 43
    NEVER EVER......................
  13. 0
    11 May 2014 21: 50
    Take care of your eggs, Senya!
  14. +2
    11 May 2014 22: 28
    There is a special chocolate for Arseny. Anti-alcoholic!
  15. 0
    11 May 2014 23: 26
    Quote: Stalevar
    Why do we need this homosexual game?

    I don’t remember the exact year, but it seems that before 1720, if in the Russian army a soldier was caught having homosexual relations, he was burned at the stake. The incentive was to maintain morality. And only Peter 1 that year replaced burning with lashes. Came under the corrupting influence of Geyropa.
  16. MG42
    +1
    11 May 2014 23: 52
    Senya Yaitsenyuk shouted on the Maidan in Kuyev that he would go on the attack in the front rows <<KULYU in the FOREOW = So KULYU in the FOREGO!>> am but he didn’t go, the maydauns ran and the rabbit looked at it and calmly crunched a fresh carrot, go ahead lads and I’ll follow you >> I was joking, go yourself lol
  17. 0
    11 May 2014 23: 55
    Quote: Ugra
    He is apparently very cool, setting conditions for Russia... Let him better prepare a place for evacuation, somewhere in London
    - it does not set any conditions, but simply puts on a show for viewers all over the world. The State Department fed him this nonsense. As for the place in London, then closer to Abramovich laughing
  18. SLAVJYNIN
    0
    12 May 2014 00: 19
    Quote: APASUS
    Here is the last one.
    Many men at work said that they did not know how to explain to their young children watching TV - WHAT IS IT ???

    I remember a comedy about the singer AZISH!!!! Dad is this aunt??? -No, son, this is uncle!!!!
  19. SLAVJYNIN
    0
    12 May 2014 00: 23
    Quote: Sid.74
    “We will strictly respond to any manifestations of separatism and terrorism within the framework of Ukrainian laws,” said Sergey Pashinsky.

    What did you, aligophrenics, do to Ukraine in February of this year????,
  20. SLAVJYNIN
    0
    12 May 2014 00: 25
    Quote: stroitel
    European family values

    Yeah!!!!! Three dad, three mom, three pamo!!!!!!
  21. NAXSHPIHEIROPU
    0
    12 May 2014 00: 39
    ukrofashists are in their own parallel unreality
  22. Santiaga Navi
    0
    12 May 2014 00: 54
    Zhirik said correctly: “The entire government of Kyiv must be hanged. THEY'RE REALLY STRONG!
    Completely inadequate!!!!
  23. 0
    12 May 2014 01: 29
    Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk said: “Gazprom has 24 days for a price reduction.”
    I could add: the European Union has 10 days, America has 15, to give everything they promised.
    In general, after their appeal to Berkut (after his complete humiliation) about helping the government of Ukraine in difficult times, I am no longer surprised by anything.
  24. 0
    12 May 2014 03: 40
    Kyiv can be praised. The more idiotic statements they make, the more Europe resists Obama and is ready for South Stream. After its construction is completed, Ukraine will really get off the gas needle, which will certainly boost its economy in 20-30 years. (I hope, but of course it’s not a fact) He’ll probably even remember about the brotherhood of nations....
  25. hctu
    0
    12 May 2014 04: 56
    It's time for Ukraine to repay its gas debts.
  26. Vlad Gore
    0
    12 May 2014 05: 25
    Quote: S_mirnov
    Actually, but what are we laughing at? The fact that the junta of Ukraine sets the conditions for the Russian ov-oligarchs? Or do Russian citizens still consider themselves masters of Russian gas and oil?

    In which country have you seen citizens of the “owners of oil and gas”? Even in the USSR, the party owned virtually everything. Yes
  27. Polarfox
    0
    12 May 2014 05: 47
    Quote: vass
    in 20-30 years it will boost its economy.

    Yes, my friend, you are an optimist. This is only possible if an economic genius actually comes to power. For some reason, surrounded by Kyiv, I don’t see a pandemonium of genius presidential candidates. So, poor Ukraine will flounder in this gloomy year for another fifty years, until the Maidan generation dies out.
  28. 0
    12 May 2014 07: 01
    He’ll probably even remember about the brotherhood of peoples.... The Zapadensk Ukrofils will never remember. Back in Soviet times, they hated us; I know I served in the army. They always considered themselves Europeans, they were on our heels [not all of them, of course, there were normal ones], but this generation of Maidanists will have children and, what do you think, what will they teach them? It will never end. WE ARE DIFFERENT!!!
  29. +5
    12 May 2014 07: 59
    Quote: 2014ya.ru
    It will never end. WE ARE DIFFERENT!!!

    and very strongly. At least we were somehow moving forward, they were rapidly sliding into the Middle Ages. The tragedy of Odessa showed.
  30. +1
    12 May 2014 09: 11
    Odessa now also needs a referendum and separation from Kyiv, because... everyone saw the manifestation of the JUNTA, and then the will to join Russia. There will never be peace with Kiev again!
  31. 0
    12 May 2014 09: 20
    Exchange water for Crimea for debts for gas, well, like barter.
  32. minaco
    0
    12 May 2014 10: 40
    Well, he’s a Jew and a Jew in Africa
  33. 0
    12 May 2014 15: 24
    Quote: Vlad Gore
    The answer to such as Yaytsenyuh can give current psychiatrists.

    Ha! Psychiatrists! Modern psychiatry has not yet reached such heights. An autopsy and only an autopsy will reveal the true diagnosis!
  34. +1
    12 May 2014 16: 00
    Quote: 2014ya.ru
    It will never end. WE ARE DIFFERENT!!!

    I confirm! I come from central Ukraine, when as a kid in the 80s I came to visit my relatives in the West... in a word, I was b, and this was still in the USSR.
    After the first “gas” war, my dad complained to me about how Russia did not do well by turning off the gas to ordinary people in December, and I agreed with him in some ways, not realizing that it was Kyiv that turned off the gas to people with its quirks. Now... ONLY SHOCK! So that they would freeze and think about who to choose and who to support! And only prepayment. It's sad, but it's true...
  35. 0
    12 May 2014 16: 05
    Quote: Ziksura
    Quote: S_mirnov
    Or do Russian citizens still consider themselves masters of Russian gas and oil?

    1. If we leave aside oil (we are still talking about gas, there is no need to mix these two different hydrocarbon markets), let me remind OAO Gazprom is a STATE CORPORATION with the participation of private capital. Gazprom's main competitor in the Russian Federation is Rosneft. That is why there is so much political "stench" around gas. The main player here is the Russian Federation. Despite the fact that Russia's income from oil trading is MORE than 4 times higher.
    2. The main source of formation and replenishment of gold reserves and other state funds what? And in general, ask about the amount of taxes and other payments in this area that the state collects from mining companies, and compare them in other industries, etc. And salaries at Gazprom are MUCH more modest than you think and what they write about it. There is tremendous cunning here: Gazprom is a huge holding, the main production facilities of which are concentrated in subsidiaries, i.e. in legally independent subjects of law, and if we take them into account, then the picture is not the same (in the European part of the Russian Federation, the salary of a linear pipeline operator with all allowances is around 20 rubles (the base rate is about 000 rubles), for GDS operators it is even more modest, etc. only the average salary of Big Gazprom, the managerial staff, in other words, is circulating on the Internet (and those are lower than in private oil companies, but there is a nondisclosure subscription, and who needs them, not "Gos" ...).
    3. Well, it is not at a meeting of the "Light Path" collective farm (with all due respect to agricultural producers) the price of hydrocarbons is adopted. Read how they are formed on specialized sites, they are full.

    I agree one hundred percent. I am an instrumentation operator at .......transgaz. The rate is 14000...total.
  36. Polarfox
    +1
    12 May 2014 16: 23
    Found it on the net:
  37. 0
    12 May 2014 16: 37
    Of course they are RESISTANT!
  38. Polarfox
    +1
    12 May 2014 16: 37
    Here's another nice picture:
  39. Lyuk2297
    +1
    12 May 2014 18: 27
    Yatsenyok is not only stubborn - he seems to be completely inadequate, his face is not disfigured by intellect.
    Although the doll doesn't have to think much.
  40. Aleksandr1
    +1
    12 May 2014 18: 28
    he was never really on friendly terms with his head
  41. sootechestvenik
    +1
    12 May 2014 20: 04
    It's time to close the "little box"
  42. +6
    12 May 2014 21: 01
    They are really upset
    It often seems to me, listening to the nonsense of the Banderlog junta, that somewhere a madhouse ran away and came to power in Kyiv
  43. +1
    13 May 2014 00: 40
    Senya the rabbit spoils Russia as best he can
  44. DimDimych
    +1
    13 May 2014 02: 39
    Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk said...
    laughing
    1. Santiaga Navi
      0
      13 May 2014 08: 49
      Cool cut ATP, pleased
      .
  45. 0
    13 May 2014 16: 34
    Nothing surprising. This happens all the time.
    Moreover, no one’s opinion is taken into account, except for striking a pose in front of the EU and America.
    I am more interested in the “position” that is tolerant of the “regions” in the Rada.

    What else needs to happen for the “regionals” to finally leave it, abandoning the fascist power in Kyiv? Elections will not change anything at all.

    Poroshenko, the future president, has “grown up” in anticipation of the position. Wears a "Freedom" badge - the course remains unchanged - further Banderization of the South-East. Installation of missile defense for joining NATO.

    The oligarchs are still “waiting” for how all this will end. Knowing history - repetitions - they will “come” for them. They don’t believe, they “spin”, “look out” - like in a “frying pan”... they will come to anyone. And they will judge.
  46. Bormental
    0
    13 May 2014 18: 15
    After studying the behavioral reactions of Yatsenyukh, the rabbits from the rodent order were transferred to the sucker order.