Ivan Okhlobystin. Monologue: “Thank you, Ukraine!”

July 8 2014 241

Thank you, Ukraine, for teaching us to be Russian again. For straightening our shoulders.

For giving us new heroes and martyrs.

For having forced to respect and sometimes even admire our President.

You were so convincing in the latter that some of us now sincerely consider the cult of personality simply necessary, in such unusual historical circumstances. They are, of course, in the minority.

But you are near and every day the Russian genocide in your east multiplies their ranks. Soon we will all bow our heads before the Conductor of the Will of God! And if the President refuses this sorrowful share, we will choose the one who will not refuse.

It's not about the President, it's about our unanimous need to admire the feat of the best of us. This is the death of egoism and a step towards absolute victory. Secret knowledge of ancestors, canonizing their princes.

Your story "about the ancient ukrov - the rulers of the universe" convinced us of the gospel wisdom that the wisdom of this world is the essence of madness. Therefore, we do not need to be shy.

Thank you Ukraine for filling our souls Alive with laziness and drunkenness, by the Faith of Christ!

A Russian, Lugansk boy, one day before his death on the barricades of Novorossia, wrote a song about his peer, Saint Eugene, who was executed for refusing to remove an Orthodox cross.

In his song, he laments that he cannot just throw his life at the feet of God. Threw. And now tens of thousands of Russian guys complain about the same. Looking for a reason to become a sacrifice to the glory of God! Feat like lightning to pierce your gray life.

Thank you Ukraine for charging us with optimism. It became interesting to live again.

Are we predators? You say so. We began to like. In the fashion of ultras. The guys willingly go to military schools and serve as contract soldiers. They are unbearable to clean up the whole continent. We will not be able to restrain them for long, and we will be reluctant to do this. Everything is better than swimming sad shit in the European course.

Thank you Ukraine, for returning a bit of chastity to our youth. This, without coercion. Your heroines in negligee, who cut down the Poklonny cross in Kiev, upon your curse, instilled in our youth a squeamish disgust for the vulgar. You made our children more aristocratic. They will have strong families and many children. Pure people - strong families - many children. It's great! You can sing it!

Thank you, Ukraine, for rereading "Romeo and Juliet" to us in the burnt Odessa House of Trade Unions. We realized that true love is when there is nothing to lose.

In life, less will be exchanged. The phrase "loved for life" - has lost the taste of anecdote for us.

Many thanks to Ukraine, but the biggest thanks for honesty, even though it is not typical of you.

We finally believed that you sincerely hate and despise us.

And it is forever. Of course, this does not change anything in our attitude towards you. If there is a big trouble, we will again go for you to die in the millions.
We are just really different. And you, little sister, are our eternal humility before God. The wound is not healing.

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Leonid Har

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9 July 2014 14: 53

Really thank you, Ukraine! Well done Ivan!
roman svarnoi

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9 July 2014 15: 09

Yes, that’s how it is, soon it will be very difficult to restrain the anger of the people and something will have to be done with this anger, we need to properly direct it in the right direction
GHOST29RUS

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9 July 2014 15: 38

Good words worthy of respect
Free Cossack

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9 July 2014 15: 46

Amazing! As they say: “With all my heart” and to the point!
bear

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9 July 2014 15: 57

I respect Okhlobystin, I wrote everything correctly!!!
Kakaktus

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9 July 2014 16: 16

Quote: ispaniard
Vanya Okhlobystin is just a HUMANITY! And notice how his syllable differs from the crazy "Political flatulence" by Arbenina, Makar, Nemtsov ...

So there is no need to compare him with inadequate people))) A drunk person will sober up
Mountain shooter

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9 July 2014 16: 40

Great, Ivan. There are many correct and timely injections into consciousness.
Indeed, if there were no such Ukraine, it would be necessary to invent it.
elzabrutta

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9 July 2014 16: 45

“Of course, this does not change anything in our attitude towards you. If a big disaster happens, we will again go to die for you in millions. We're just really different. And you, sister, are our eternal humility before God. The wound does not heal." More than a sister, Ukraine resembles a difficult teenager. Who can show off in front of his mother as much as he likes, knowing that the family will always accept him back and come to his aid. But Mother Russia is tolerating where she will go.
bda

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9 July 2014 17: 01

Quote: Xunta
If liberal-American propaganda (including thanks to Putin) hadn’t stopped in 2000, they might have jumped ...

And now there are still “rain” and “echo-Moscow” freaks, ready to jump.
1. ia-ai00
  
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  9 July 2014 20: 37
  
  All "HORSE" - to Ukraine, to the Maidan!
bda

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9 July 2014 17: 06

Quote: Starley from the South
Yeltsin, for all his ... flaws, did one real, worthwhile thing. He left on time! Himself gone! Do not forget about it! There are few leaders of states capable of this, too, do not forget!

For now, this story is shrouded in mystery for us (or maybe it will remain a mystery).
After all, it cannot be ruled out that this departure was organized according to the scheme: serious people come up and say something like “Boris! It’s time for you! And there is no need to resist - think about the children, about the grandchildren... Let’s do everything beautifully...”
1. ia-ai00
  
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  9 July 2014 20: 40
  
  Do not forget that EXACTLY BorIska, and hammered a nail into the coffin of the USSR.
  So there is no need to hang laurels on him.
bda

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9 July 2014 17: 14

Quote: kotvov
Hitler, Goebels, Porosenko, Yatsenyuk, Lyashko and Xunta. finished the series of associates.

The word "junta" just drops out - a good Spanish word meaning "council" (as a political body). It came to us with a negative connotation from the phrase “Pinochet junta” (during the period of martial law in Chile under General A. Pinochet, the highest authority there was the “Security Council”).
And taking into account that General A. Pinochet, both as a politician and as an officer, was far from the worst representative, the negative connotation of the ill-fated “junta” could have been consigned to oblivion.
navara399

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9 July 2014 17: 21

A good text, from the heart and in a unique way. Yes, Ivan is not simple. I liked it, I was hooked. Thank you.
bda

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9 July 2014 17: 27

Quote: BLACK-SHARK-64
Only God's grace will open their eyes ... But God has now turned his back on them, because they turned away from him first ...

Elder Zosima (Sokur), very revered in the Donbass, openly told everyone back in the late 90s that grace was leaving Ukraine and would finally leave it if it completely turned its back on Russia.
Rus120088

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9 July 2014 17: 38

I don’t understand how a monk in the past could write such a thing, but in the present he is a “bearer of culture”? In a word, a servant of the devil.
bda

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9 July 2014 17: 43

Quote: ant1958
Go on; the Nazis came to power, I think in Russia this is not possible.

Those who are now over fifty, in their youth and in their worst dreams could not have dreamed:
- collapse of the USSR,
- flows of Russian and not only Russian refugees on our land,
- NATO military aircraft based almost “in line of sight” from Moscow,
- new Khatyn in Odessa,
- fascist tanks, again heading for the Donbass, under which, like many years ago, our soldiers are throwing themselves with bunches of grenades,
- Moscow politicians equating Soviet soldiers with SS men,
- demolition of graves and monuments to Soviet soldiers...
All this would seem simply unrealistic madness, which “simply cannot be.”
bda

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9 July 2014 17: 54

Quote: knn54
I repeat, but THIS (happening in Ukraine) IS ANOTHER Crusade against Orthodoxy.

I apologize for being annoying with the “terminology correction”, but it is better to say not “crusade”, but something else: “a nasty invasion of Orthodoxy” / the word “” from pogano - pagan/, or “an attack on Orthodoxy”, etc. d. - since the creatures who prepared and implemented such things have long had nothing to do with the “cross” - why then should this symbol, holy for many of us, be soiled?
Moreover, the “crusade” - as it was conceived in the “original source” - is also a sacred action in its essence, aimed at “liberating the Holy Sepulcher from the foreign invaders who desecrated it.”
bda

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9 July 2014 18: 11

Quote: Nataliya
Harshly said, but it seems to be largely true. Unfortunately...

But the fascist bastard was not without lies - against the Red Army, these “ideal fighters” could only make their pants heavier, and could only fight with unarmed women and old men.
And after the Great War, all of their Bandera partisanship came down to hiding in holes and stealthily attacking with numerical superiority.
costolom

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9 July 2014 18: 19

Vanka is great, I didn’t even think that I was capable of such an “Opinion”, you read with a lump in your throat....!
bda

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9 July 2014 18: 25

Quote: Bayun
"Thanks for ... trouble? Or maybe it’s better to FORGIVE... Jesuits - that’s how they are - sometimes you can’t tell them apart from a holy fool.

Why is this: “Sorry” - we were in an equal position with them - they also brainwashed us and sent us around the world with all sorts of economic experiments.
The difference was that “there” such washing fell on too fertile soil - there was no point (since the 60s) to indulge in vain self-excretion: “We /in Ukraine/ have all the best: the climate, the land, and people, and songs, and cuisine, and harvests, and industry, etc., etc.” - there, back in Soviet times, all this was constantly discussed “over a glass in Khrushchev’s kitchens”, and in the local press, and everywhere, in a word - incl. and in ordinary Soviet schools during thematic classes “My Ridny Land”. I seriously doubt that someone from Moscow imposed all this “pampering” on the residents of Ukraine.
And vanity and pride have always been considered “central” sins in Orthodoxy - from which all troubles arise.
bda

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9 July 2014 18: 32

Quote: Bormental
“If a big disaster happens, we will again go to die for you in millions” - that’s really bullshit.

Unfortunately, we are full of people who won’t even fight for their family.
They will forcefully lay out their wife in front of their eyes, and they will pour out rational advice: “Relax, but don’t bite - otherwise they will knock out your teeth, and you will also have to spend money on the dentist!”
USSR

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9 July 2014 18: 41

Ivan subtly noticed everything that is happening in the souls of our people now, thank you!
Atanda

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9 July 2014 18: 47

crests are the same Kyrgyz, they claim that they are Aryans and that modern people all descended from the Kyrgyz!))) Their president speaks about this (I don’t remember what this monkey’s name is). crests probably don’t know. Let them fight with the Kyrgyz, they have something to dispute. They also received a tidbit from the USSR: an educated population, industry and agriculture, and much more. And how did they manage all this? It is known how - everything was plundered, destroyed, the Russians were expelled and now one of the poorest countries of the former Union. And why? Yes, because when you consider yourself exceptional, you don’t want to work at all. Let the Russians and Belarusians work! But we are the best! Let's not disgrace ourselves with our work! Here is the result!
ariy_t

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9 July 2014 18: 59

Accurate and to the point... Well done, Ivan... He is extraordinary, but he is a human being... I wish we could talk...
Izon

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9 July 2014 19: 34

Our unreasonable sister... 13-15 years old... fell in love with the promises of Uncle-p (ah, no) gay... and he will give her candy and play with a pistol to feel strong... And we forgive her for PRANKS.. Truly, we are a great people. Any other country would have already wiped this purulent pimple from the face of the earth, imagining itself. And we - we forgive...
Dangasa

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9 July 2014 19: 38

This is a new call, just as Yuri Shevchuk and Tsoi raised the people in their time in the early 90s. Respect.
Kerzhak

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9 July 2014 19: 47

Okhlobystin was able to express the thoughts of most of us. This is called the conscience of the people. It's good that we have such people. It is thanks to such people that Russia remains Russia. Thank you, Ivan Ivanovich.
subaru

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9 July 2014 19: 51

Well done Ivan.
nick.shukin2015

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9 July 2014 19: 52

Amazing. especially about my sister. the way it is.
alvf

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9 July 2014 19: 59

RESPECT AND RESPECT TO IVAN OKHLOBYSTIN!!!!
akm8226

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9 July 2014 20: 22

Yes! A thousand times yes! That’s right - we will respond to all the abomination coming to us from the West with the chastity of our girls, the strength of our families and love for our people and country! And let the Westerners all die in debauchery and gay marriages!
Aandrewsir

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9 July 2014 20: 24

And Okhlobystin! Ay, well done! I didn’t expect it...But now I know.
Sanepidnadzor

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9 July 2014 21: 36

Quote: Xunta
Putin, Lavrov, Rogozin, Shoigu ....
Stalin, Molotov, Beria, Zhukov ...

Associative series :)

Excellent, by the way, associative series. If it were so, I would be happy!
Ivan 63

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9 July 2014 21: 42

It’s not poorly written, but I personally will NEVER go to war for the crests - a dog’s death for a dog.
Hypocrite

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9 July 2014 22: 29

Great Ukrainians will not read this - “too many letters.”
On the censor, 99% of comments cannot be done without swearing and insults, it seems that they are fueling themselves with them - how much CRAP there is in them!!!
prio124

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10 July 2014 01: 00

This is not my comment, but a friend’s in Odnoklassniki, I want to share:
Alexey Malyshev
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The most ancient Ukrainians lived on the shores of the independent Hyperborean Ocean 140 million years ago in the form of trilobites. Then, in the era of Hrenozoa, they extracted fat from dinosaurs, hunted prehistoric animals, and worshiped Cthulhu. All living creatures of horseradish, as is known, were petrified by horseradish, and the Ukrainians produced “cobs of human life” in the form of stocks of lard with horseradish. With the onset of the Ice Age, the Ukrainians were forced to invent bicycles (no one has invented a bicycle since then) and migrate to the south, at the same time, independent tribes broke away from the single people: Ugrians, ogres, blacks, obras (successfully extinct), orcs, urks, Turks, stoners and other Indo-Europeans. In fact, from that moment on, monkeys arose, who in fact never became human. The real ancient Ukrainians consolidated as fellow Ukrainians and organized the Trypillian culture (between Kiev and Zhmerynka) and Atlantis (near Vinnitsa). But they were driven out of Atlantis by the wild barbarian tribes of the Atlanderthals, so the Ukrainians decided to flood their historical homeland. Unfortunately, a forgivable unfortunate mistake crept into the flooding project developed by the crazy Ukrainians and instead of the selective flooding of Atlantis, the All-World War happened. But the priests of the Ukrainians appealed to Cthulhu and he destroyed the excess water and Atlantis. Thus, the Trypillian culture remained the only stronghold of Ukrainian studies in the hostile atmosphere. The role of the Ukrainians in the formation of the erotic culture of the ancient Hindus was significant. As you know, the famous Indian textbook on sex education for children with developmental delays, “Kama Sutra,” was originally called “Some in the morning, and some in the evening,” following a playful Ukrainian proverb.
1. The point
  
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  10 July 2014 16: 21
  
  and here is an illustration for the comment:
Avisarra

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10 July 2014 01: 02

Thanks to Ivan Okhlobystin for the monologue! There are still the right people!
Sedoy_greek

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10 July 2014 03: 00

Good article, noted the patriotic upsurge around, fists crunch when you see the news.
Bravo, Ivan Ivanovich!!!!!
doc67

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10 July 2014 05: 19

He said it strongly. It's like that. Except one. Russians will not die for Ukraine. NOW they won't go...
Dbnfkmtdbx

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10 July 2014 06: 58

Yesterday I watched a report about the Maidan, some homeless man spoke, who apparently has nowhere to go (homeless), we are Maidanites to the end, etc., etc., and listened to this nonsense, Russia and Putin are to blame for everything, -------- ---- go crazy, poor guy and he actually believes in it, you understand that he’s frightening, poor and doesn’t know anything else, and like a hypnotized person he repeats, Putin and Russia are to blame for everything, and America is personally his friend, well, what can I say, I personally don’t choose friends after this report, it’s clear that he’s just gone crazy
kare

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10 July 2014 09: 57

Honestly, I didn’t expect such a cry from the soul from Okhlobystin
In general, I despise the genre that he cultivates on screens
But now I take my hat off
kjcm2

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10 July 2014 10: 10

Strongly said! The situation in Ukraine is comprehended and its assessment is given. Everything is on point!
papa-billy

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10 July 2014 10: 27

Strongly said, it got to the bottom of my soul. Thank you!
Andrey92

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10 July 2014 10: 48

I always respected Okhlobystin for his views on life, for his fear of going against the system, for his love for the Russian nation
Yasondinalt

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10 July 2014 12: 22

I somehow didn’t pay attention to him, but THIS! There are no words, as correctly said. I will sign every word. So it turns out that the importance of PERSONALITY in history is great, no matter what they say!
xomaNN

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10 July 2014 14: 05

I remember the reaction of the crazy political taborians in Kyiv, when the idol of many Kievites from the Interns spoke out against that Makhnovshchina. Shock! And his position and weighty word hits the mark
Tima

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10 July 2014 14: 25

Is it true that dill says that the ancient Ukrainians discovered America and built the pyramids in Egypt?
gameover_65

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10 July 2014 15: 06

This is not the first time I’ve wondered, why is it like this in Ukraine? and for more than one hundred years.
Maybe this is a curse of the true gods for the betrayal of Vladimir, who baptized Rus'?
Redfox3k

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10 July 2014 15: 07

Neither take away nor add - everything is to the point, Vanya!
Pyckaya-dubina

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10 July 2014 15: 08

The President is obliged to take a step and respond to all the attacks of the West by forcing Ukraine to peace!!!!!! I am obliged to watch as long as I can how the soldiers of Novorossiya die with an eye on Russia, how their families die, how our border is shelled...well, as long as possible...((((
pts-m

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10 July 2014 17: 25

Well done to the author of the article, and it’s a subtle point and there’s nothing to add. As they say, not in the eye, but in the eye.!!!
Vasya Pupkin

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10 July 2014 19: 24

about shit in European menstruation, this is cool!!! Well done Okhlobystin! and as for GDP, it seems to me that GOD himself sent it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Victorio

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10 July 2014 19: 31

Soon we will all bow our heads before the Guide of God's Will! And if the President refuses this sad fate, we will choose someone who will not refuse. //////

this is unlikely, billions of losses from sanctions, and no one wants a big war now, in my opinion, the favorable moment was missed immediately after Crimea
Parity

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11 July 2014 01: 28

Thanks to Ivan Okhlabystin for his opinion and frank position. Independence sounds nice, but in the end it comes down to the choice to lie down again with someone who will give more. And again the neighbor was offended for stepping on a rake. It seems to me that the majority of Ukrainians are confused and disoriented. I want a better life, but they don’t know at the expense of anyone. They are waiting for manna from heaven. In such a swamp, the most rotten ideas develop well. It’s a pity for the young people, they got lost in the Maidan, their brains are askew, they got lost.
taptiwka007

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3 August 2014 21: 40

HONESTLY, WITHOUT SNOT AND DROIL!!!!
gdv

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3 August 2014 21: 44

Thank you very much! for the article!)) About how many wonderful discoveries the spirit and experience of enlightenment are preparing for us, the son of difficult mistakes and the genius of paradoxes, friend)))))))
mamont5

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27 October 2015 06: 02

Quote: Kerzhak
Not only he left, but he also brought Putin into power.

For better or for worse, Yeltsin, for all his negative qualities, saved Russia from collapse. He did not lose anything from the Russian lands that he took over when he came to power. He gave independence to the national republics (Tatarstan) “take as much as you can carry” and thus, albeit formally, kept the country from collapse. (Unlike Ukraine, which did not agree to THIS and ended up with a civil war) He did not even give up the Kuril Islands, just as the Americans and Japanese did not put pressure on him. Given the position and the balance of power that prevailed then, this was a very worthy option. And then Putin came...
Everything according to Pushkin (Boris Godunov)
"...Over time and little by little again
Tighten the reins of power.
Now relax, without letting go...
Be merciful and accessible to foreigners,
Accept their service trustingly..."