Jen Psaki: The Sixth Fleet - to the shores of Belarus!

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Incompetence, or rather, blatant incompetence, is now fashionable. Plagiarists, surveyors who do not distinguish a level from a theodolite, oculists who cannot measure the distance between pupils, ministers of defense who studied philologists, ambassadors sent by the government to a country they cannot find on the map, future US presidents who do not know, how many states in their country are all the most common examples from modern times.

Jen Psaki: The Sixth Fleet - to the shores of Belarus!


Recently, a supernova was lit in the sky of a career nezdeka. In her light, the stars named George W. Bush and B. H. Obama quickly faded.

Yes, these two people know and understand little, despite the diplomas of prestigious universities and considerable managerial and political experience, but both are prone to fantasies (often violent) that have repeatedly surprised humanity and about which the press secretaries had to make statements: Journalists did not interpret the words of the head of state.

Jennifer Psaki, our outbreak of supernova, such excuses are not required. She herself was the press secretary of Obama, and now represents the State Department - and is aiming at the press secretaries of the White House. Its main difference from Bush Jr. and Barack Obama is that if the first one directly from the psychiatrist's couch can assure all of humanity that God ordered him to attack Iraq, the second announces to congressmen that the car is an American invention, Jen is not capable of declaring anything . She does not have what Clifford Symak ​​called the power of imagination. And therefore it remains to simply flaunt (even, we would say, be proud of) our own ignorance of everything and everyone.

And to be proud really is what. “I know that I don’t know anything,” is the psaki Jen Psaki's motto, which she borrowed from Comrade Socrates. She would have more to drink poison, but let's regret a young and beautiful woman. And, in the end, the forecast of J. Orwell regarding the United States should come true. “Ignorance is power,” eh?

Jennifer Psaki (Jennifer Psaki, 1978 b.) Has been involved in politics since her early years - from 23 years. In the 2004 year, 26 years old, she had already replaced the spokeswoman in the election campaign of John Kerry. It would seem that there is where to take and experience, and competence. But Lev Tolstoy, who had read, according to Bunin's calculations, 14.000 books, and who dealt with kings and tyrants, for good reason believed that the most bad people were striving for power. To this we can add that the higher to power, the more stupid you will see. Today’s United States is a brilliant example.

Psaki is the public face of the Department of State, a figure personifying all of American foreign policy and reporting about it at frequent briefings to journalists from leading world media.

What does psaki report to the world? Why did it come to the fact that this lady in Russia was called “the princess of the circus” and Channel One? exaggerates the topic of the transfer of the 6th fleet Is the US “to the shores of Belarus” (sic), since Lukashenko, supposedly according to Psaki, is about to invade independent Ukraine?

"On the Internet - already a series of jokes:" As stated psaki ". Such as: "If Belarus invades Ukraine, the US Sixth Fleet will be immediately deployed to the shores of Belarus." The fact that Belarus has no coast, the State Department does not bother. As stated psaki ... "


Recently, speaking of referendums in the Luhansk and Donetsk regions, Jen Psaki explained to the assembled journalists: “The voting methodology raises strong suspicions, there are reports of electoral roundabouts, pre-filled ballots.” She also told about “voting children” and “voting for the absent”. Correspondent Matthew Lee ("The Associated Press") asked: "Excuse my ignorance, but what is an" electoral carousel "?" He received the answer: "I must admit that I just read this text."

"This text" - a piece of paper, which spoke psaki. Presumably, a scribble composed by some nameless speechwriter, who are hired by the US administration in batches. “Let others write!” - this slogan, long invented by literary blacks, perfectly reflects not just complete incompetence, but also the inability to think of American politicians.

Further Psaki noticed, slightly blushing: “I myself do not know what it is. I will check with my colleagues ... "

“The children who voted are also mentioned,” the meticulous journalist said. “They didn’t do that while circling on the carousel, on horses?”

“I think not, Matt,” the State Department star answered with a smile.

They asked at a briefing about a market economy in which Russia and Ukraine are participating. As is known, the first sells the second gas, and the second does not pay for it. The picture for the market economy is abnormal. Or psaki believes that Russia has no right to demand money for its gas?

“The Russians say that they want to get money for the gas that they have already supplied to Ukraine,” said M. Lee said. “You agree that this is the basis of normal commodity-money relations?”

Trying to evade a direct answer, but having suffered in that fiasco, Psaki said: “Matt, I’ll be happy to figure this out when I return to my office.”

But a much more interesting statement psaki, which quoted Channel One:

“We want Ukraine to have additional access to gas volumes, if they are required. As you all know, natural gas is transported via a gas pipeline from Western Europe through Ukraine to Russia ... ”


As you can see, one of the mottos, invented by the brilliant seer Orwell for a dark totalitarian future, in 2014, psaki was successfully implemented. “Ignorance is power”!

It's time to ask the question: why are these monstrously incompetent people running politics in the US and voicing it, not being embarrassed?

But the fact is that a career is contraindicated for an intelligent person. This is not an assumption, not a hypothesis. This has long been proven by scientists. The phrase “If you are so clever, then why is it so poor?” Is invented just to mock the clever girls left behind.

Half a century ago, psychologist Edwin Giselli (Edwin E. Ghiselli) empirically proved that the most significant results in management are achieved not by people with the highest level of intellectual development, but by owners of average intellectual abilities.

Other, more recent, research, usually correlated with the so-called theory of human capital, found that wealth is not combined with the mind. It turned out that the family-economic background (that is, relationships, kinship and family status), as well as the duration of training associated with the above-mentioned “background” (with no money at Harvard or the oldest college of Wilhelm and Mary) you can’t stop, and without a crust of a prestigious university, they are unlikely to be allowed into the White House). As to their intellectual abilities, they, according to the researchers, had the least impact on the amount of individual income.

All this is not a secret behind seven seals; modern managers and economists have been teaching this for a long time. In Russian university textbooks on this topic, you can read, for example, with V.I. Vidyapin and co-authors (“Economic Theory”, Moscow: INFRA-M, 2000) or with V.P. Pugachev (“Management of the organization’s personnel”, M .: Aspect-Press, 1999).

So do not be surprised at what psaki says. Both “background” and “average intellectual abilities” are affected.
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  1. 0
    29 May 2014 12: 28
    Oh, this new policy and teaching methodology! Blatant ignorance multiplied by power...it's a bomb. An example of this is Psaki... Unfortunately, we are already taught using these methods... It’s bitter and painful...
  2. 0
    29 May 2014 12: 29
    At first, I also thought that the psaki was a little dumb. But now I am more and more plagued by vague doubts about whether it is intended to behave in this way. Lavrov and Churkin are climbing out of their way, trying to bring the real situation to the world. And she smiles and denies everything. Moreover, they deny everyone who benefited from the collapse of the union. Or maybe Russia would not hurt to mow this way and turn off the gas to say: "Oh, why is it over, is it over?"
  3. 0
    29 May 2014 12: 35
    Where are they recruited?? At a stupidity contest?? She took second place there! Because I'm too stupid for the first one!))
  4. +1
    29 May 2014 12: 40
    If we compare Psaki and Monica Lewinsky, then I am for Lewinsky.
    Wow, the brunette is pleasantly plump, and her mouth is REALLY busy!
  5. Death to the Nazis
    0
    29 May 2014 12: 55
    Quote: Death to the Fascists
    I completely agree.


    DPR - three-color flag.

    Donetsk - Not Ukraine!!!
  6. 0
    29 May 2014 13: 00
    Pacific Fleet submarines will surface on the Kansas prairies if the 6th appears off the coast of Belarus!
  7. 0
    29 May 2014 13: 58
    This one's eyes..... are so stupid laughing Our women are like women, but theirs are dogs. laughing
  8. 0
    29 May 2014 14: 56
    In this, hmmm, dog, what bothers me is the constantly dilated pupils - a result of taking cocaine? And the so-called blunders and reservations. One gets the impression that this clown was specially dragged into the arena. I understand that once a person made a mistake, well, he made a mistake, it doesn’t happen to anyone. And now there is a system. But where is this dog going?
  9. 0
    29 May 2014 15: 11
    Thanks to the Author for the article, I’m even already waiting for the next blunders from Ssaki, so I can laugh and be convinced once again of the stupidity of American politicians.
  10. 0
    29 May 2014 15: 45
    She still needs to buy ink for 7th grade, a circle notebook and a globe of Estonia.
  11. 0
    29 May 2014 15: 48
    In fact, will this Matt ever drive her into hysterics with his questions and comments?
  12. counter
    0
    29 May 2014 15: 58
    WHAT wassat lol laughing , you haven’t seen the others yet!.. belay
  13. 0
    29 May 2014 16: 30
    Incompetence, or rather, blatant incompetence, is now fashionable. Plagiarists, surveyors who do not distinguish a level from a theodolite, oculists who cannot measure the distance between pupils, ministers of defense who studied philologists, ambassadors sent by the government to a country they cannot find on the map, future US presidents who do not know, how many states in their country are all the most common examples from modern times.
    and also here...
    1. 0
      30 May 2014 07: 35
      laughing Right now it's going to boom laughing
  14. 0
    29 May 2014 17: 36
    Oh, I don’t agree with the author of the article... If you follow his logic, then at all times there should have been illiterate idiots in power everywhere. But this is far from true. If we don’t get distracted by other countries and take the USA, then there were Kissinger and Roosevelt and Kennedy. So Bush, Psaki and other geniuses are evidence of the decline of the “American era”. The degradation among the "elite" is amazing. However, in Europe it’s no better, Ashton alone is worth it. So, unfortunately, we can’t expect a sane real-life politician from the EU and the USA
  15. 0
    29 May 2014 17: 36
    The "psaki" phenomenon is truly worth exploring! But our country’s course in the educational sphere towards convergence with “Western standards” inevitably leads to the fact that soon (yes, they already exist!!!) we will get a lot of such “dogs” in our country... We need to URGENTLY RETURN TO THE OLD A PROVEN SYSTEM OF RUSSIAN (SOVIET) EDUCATION! There is no need for "dogs" in Russia...
  16. Kostya pedestrian
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    29 May 2014 17: 39
    Make sure that your Malta is not destroyed by the tsunami. And I have no doubt that mytalugs like Khoy will clean out your safes. Besides, your castrati can only walk around like women.

    And now on topic.

    I watched a movie about our super modern dryers, called “War of Mirrors”. So the question is who is killing our pilots. By the way, if anyone doesn’t know, then in Tokyo there is a business quactral Mirow, but what is more interesting is the history of the Order of Malta, the so-called crusading doctors. and if anyone doesn’t know, then pilots in Germany were called knights, and everything would be fine. Well, we would have fought with Germany (as we fought with the USAF in Vietnam in a chivalrous manner, but even the paratroopers were cut off there), but we fought against fascism, which, by the way, was infected in Italy. So, if Germany was not framed, then they were skillfully used.

    Interestingly, the same Doctors Without Borders are again treating fascism. So, I can confidently say that “coughing from squeezing the throat” in Comrade. Zhukov was damaged by the Maltese cross. Such revenge that their plan didn't work.

    By the way, it is very interesting to study some words of the Maltese, for example:
    worries = cares (for Italians it will be very interesting to know what kind of dog is behind them - Greek Ares)

    gwerra war = so the Masons are not peacekeepers, but leading military operations in your rear.


    imħallef = judge, here either the stable comes to mind. By chance, it was not the Freemasons who slipped the African plague into Belarus by driving out demons from their Catholics, but as we all know, the most rabid dogs were Catholics.

    Well, or we can assume a caliphate. Khazar type. In short, like the Greeks once did, they want to solve their Negro problems at the expense of the Slavs. But I think that Pi-U-88 is not suitable for people from some African countries. God deprived them of both talents and resources, so they go either to Africa or to rob us.

    magħżula = chosen one, well, it’s just an evil magician, like some kind of dog knight. I don’t think that the Maltese are rooting for Russia, otherwise our ZIL dealerships would already be in all corners of the world. But the Japanese cunningly came up with the idea of ​​blaming everything on New York and redirecting Godzilla to fight the USA. Kill two birds with one stone.
    Probably the boa constrictor has crawled out of the Burrow again.

    Ju = or or iron. So Auto J Lee Made in Belarus should not only be sold in Australia but also be desirable in Israel. Let's fly in.

    But the coolest thing is asana = saħħa or good-bye health. Here I just want to note that Oksana is the opposite of Sanna. From my own experience I know that I had a girl in Minsk on Asanalieva who helped me out. So stop listening to asana, and let’s better listen to Ksyusha.

    Who doesn’t know Asanaliev:
    He was drafted into the Red Army in 1942 by the Przhevalsky District Military Commissariat. In the active army since March 1943. Participated in the battle of Kursk.

    Machine gunner of the 199th Guards Rifle Regiment of the 67th Guards Rifle Division of the 6th Guards Army of the 1st Baltic Front Guard, Corporal Asanaliev was one of the first on June 24, 1944 to cross the Western Dvina River with a machine gun near the village of Labeyki (Beshenkovichi district, Vitebsk region, Belarus ). During the battle, the commander of the machine gun crew was seriously wounded. Asanaliev replaced the commander who was out of action. Having taken up a firing position, Asanaliev’s crew repelled continuous enemy attacks.

    On June 25, 1944, the crew members were put out of action by the explosion of an enemy mine. Left alone, Asanaliev continued to fight.

    Below is a photo of K.K. Abramov, and for Aeroprot Minsk -2 I will say: “Thank you for the smoking room, it would be nice if Seryoga North sings to spit to Quisland”


    PS: for conspiracy lovers, I’ll tell you to look at the map on the Internet of the Royal Adelaide Hospital (Russian Academy of Sciences and straight down to the Nova cinema (Khiva - if anyone doesn’t know, then in Khiva there is a museum of hordes of torture of antiquity - the most sophisticated bullying)
  17. 0
    29 May 2014 18: 13
    There are Dogs and there are PATSKAKs, it’s interesting what she says before squatting
  18. 0
    29 May 2014 19: 37
    Oh, you know. You know, no matter how stupid they are, WE FUCKED THEM THE USSR. THAT'S ALL. And yes-la!-looks at their roads, buildings, cars. Workers’ salaries.
    Maybe you just need to take care of your country, your people, give normal salaries, pensions. Make roads and houses that last forever. So that planes don’t fall, trains don’t derail. And so on and so forth.
    It’s just that this has already taken a toll specifically. It is necessary that WE should be better, that WE LIVE BETTER. That our ordinary working people should live well.
    In short, a lot of things can be written. The most important thing is that there are no traitors, bandits, murderers and thieves - then we will live well.
  19. 0
    29 May 2014 19: 59
    A face like the one in the photo is good for scaring crows and rooks in the garden.
  20. Parput
    +1
    29 May 2014 20: 08
    This is how hard you have to suck to hold such a position!!!
  21. 0
    29 May 2014 20: 16
    Jen Psaki: The Sixth Fleet - to the shores of Belarus!

    ...and the fifth one goes to the moon!
  22. 0
    29 May 2014 20: 36
    How many dogs, hares, dolls and other little people have divorced recently... And every day this infection overcomes us... Already from the screen our figures of all stripes are putting out expressions “as if” and “stupidly” and the like. So, friends, you will have to get used to this state of affairs, there will be more and more dogs.
  23. +1
    29 May 2014 21: 01
    These are the consequences of studying geography using the globe of America!
  24. +1
    29 May 2014 21: 14
    P.i.n.d.o.s.s are not just stupid.. They are stupid to the tenth power!!! And their women are simply cruel!!! She won’t stand up to someone like Psaki even with the most powerful drugs! They're like Conchita, who won Eurovision.
  25. 0
    29 May 2014 22: 41
    Quote: Semen Semenych
    Jen Psaki: The Sixth Fleet - to the shores of Belarus!

    ...and the fifth one goes to the moon!

    X.y im the Moon will also be ours!
  26. wardemon
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    29 May 2014 22: 47
    Looking at Psaki, I remember the movie “Surrogates”, when she freezes, it seems that the operator switched off and went to consult with his superiors about what to lie next. I can imagine what kind of operator Psaki’s surrogate is
  27. +1
    29 May 2014 22: 49
    I thought that Sarah Palin - the equivalent of lack of education and stupidity, but I take my hat off to this lady, only fans of “House 2” can be dumber than her. I’m interested in who selects Obama’s team, he has a very perverted sense of humor, with such assistants, even with the world’s zombie system, you won’t get far. This is either an Obama leak, or the entire American society has degenerated so much that these examples, let’s say “Einsteins” of American politics, do not seem to Americans to be anything out of the ordinary.
  28. +1
    29 May 2014 23: 09
    Yes, she is not competent, but maybe she gives a good blowjob
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  30. 0
    29 May 2014 23: 52
    I simply call Jen a madam with a soldered head. Anyone who served in the army will understand me.
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  32. dmitriy0309
    0
    30 May 2014 01: 15
    give her a globe or a world map.
    1. 0
      30 May 2014 07: 36
      too much honor!
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  34. +2
    30 May 2014 03: 09
    We need to arrange a debate between Psaki and Zhirinovsky laughing
  35. +1
    30 May 2014 06: 25
    Psaki, hmm, the height of ignorance, here is a clear example of what passing the Unified State Exam leads to. No, the Soviet education system was and remains the best in the world...
  36. VALERIYA
    0
    30 May 2014 07: 48
    Yes, the shores of Belarus... it's cool!! sad
  37. 0
    30 May 2014 09: 13
    What kind of pop is such a parish.
  38. Tyrant
    0
    30 May 2014 09: 44
    You and I don’t understand anything!
    she is now more popular than AbAmKI!
    You give Psak the presidency of pendoland!
    Without her, all political reviews look so boring!
  39. 0
    30 May 2014 09: 54
    A country of deb... and fagot...., but since it represents the State Department, it is among them a “STAR”... e..e..m...
  40. 0
    30 May 2014 10: 03
    ....Jen Psaki: The Sixth Fleet is heading to the shores of Belarus!....


    By submarine through Mongolia..... wassat
  41. 0
    30 May 2014 10: 06
    Quote: Blondie
    not true! she is not blonde! on behalf of all blondes - we are much smarter than Psaki!

    If the hair at the roots is dark, it means the brain is still struggling!!!!
  42. 0
    30 May 2014 10: 11
    Dogs to Ukraine!
  43. 0
    30 May 2014 10: 18
    American stupidity rules! Every Obama gets a Psaki!!!
  44. 0
    30 May 2014 10: 23
    And you know, friends, that let Psaki be longer, well, please, I beg you. Well, imagine in her place some kind of cracker, with a mean, uncomplicated slogan. simplicity in answering questions. They presented it, but we are losing such charm (although Obama has not gone far from it lately either) But we will be bored, well, who else could allow such blunders in the form of carousels at the referendum in Crimea? Well, so that we don’t get bored, let’s agree.
  45. 0
    30 May 2014 10: 23
    she is somewhat similar to Ksyusha Sobchak - the same horse face))
  46. 0
    30 May 2014 10: 25
    The statements are absurd, this is a psychological step hiding the true intentions of the State Department. They distract from steps to escalate the armed conflict in Ukraine. Since it is known that the more absurd the reasoning, the more they are remembered. So Psaki is being stupid in order to hide the truth. So the United States is not as stupid as it wants to seem. This is indicated by the many successful armed conflicts around the world that they have unleashed.
  47. sanek0207
    +1
    30 May 2014 10: 51
    I'm just wondering, was she born this stupid or did she learn it?
  48. Bormental
    0
    30 May 2014 12: 16
    A vivid personification of the Lurkmore meme "Thuppaya Pesda".
  49. MAGNIT
    0
    30 May 2014 14: 09
    Baba is a fool!!! We don't have to drive far. We'll sink everyone here to the bottom.
  50. maxistuff
    0
    30 May 2014 15: 07
    This is a masterpiece, to give it away.
  51. fpgg1963
    0
    30 May 2014 16: 32
    laughing Nothing more to say.
  52. raf
    0
    30 May 2014 16: 33
    What can you take from a stupid moron, except verbal fluff. It’s not for nothing that Zadoronov “admires” the Yankees.
  53. SIBERYAKI.NV
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    30 May 2014 16: 34
    I respect the US policy towards people with disabilities, but hiring a disabled person to work in the State Department is too much!!! I believe Zadornov 100% regarding the mental abilities of US citizens.
  54. fpgg1963
    0
    30 May 2014 16: 36
    laughing Nothing more to say.
  55. fpgg1963
    0
    30 May 2014 16: 38
    I am for world peace
  56. fpgg1963
    0
    30 May 2014 16: 40
    Novodvorskaya went to smoke.
    1. 0
      30 May 2014 20: 19
      Do you really think Jen is scary? Or is it a herd feeling?
    2. 0
      30 May 2014 20: 21
      Quote: fpgg1963
      Novodvorskaya went to smoke.



      Where did you go?
    3. 0
      30 May 2014 20: 23
      Quote: fpgg1963
      Novodvorskaya went to smoke.



      Are you going to the toilet?
  57. 0
    30 May 2014 17: 31
    Funny: Jen Psaki is torn between smart and beautiful
  58. -1
    30 May 2014 20: 15
    Jen Psaki is a normal woman who managed to marry an idiot who “fixed” her. But this does not mean that Jen does not fulfill her functions as a woman - her husband is well-fed and her children are comfortable and she is in demand as a woman. And look for idiocy in your wives, they couldn’t even get married successfully.....Although you tried to “attach” them

  59. 0
    30 May 2014 20: 20
    Psaki, Ashton, Power, Nuland, etc. (I’m not writing with a capital letter - I don’t respect you!!!) - is this the color of Western diplomatic culture? In addition to their defective brains, their almost identical contraceptive appearance is striking... Still, with the gene pool of the Slavs, everything is much better! And in nature, as we know, everything is interconnected - internal and external beauty most often harmonize. So the geyropa, together with the States, are simply degenerating...
  60. 0
    30 May 2014 20: 22
    It is not possible to add comments on this site on any browser. Admin - tense up. Do it carefully
  61. 0
    30 May 2014 20: 39
    Quote: Free Island
    laughter, laughter, and something with fur ... another 10-15 years to the exam in Russia and we will have exactly the same ministers, secretaries of state, deputies and more ...


    It seems to me that, in principle, they are not literate, and all of them.
  62. 0
    30 May 2014 20: 44
    PSAKA is Zhirinovsky in the mirror image of the white State Department.
  63. 0
    30 May 2014 20: 54
    Quote: VNP1958PVN
    http://censor.net.ua/

    This is how people correctly write P'saki (dog piss) for a long time.
  64. 0
    30 May 2014 23: 15
    Quote: VNP1958PVN
    Why not write as you hear-Ssaki

    This is how people correctly write P'saki (dog piss) for a long time.
  65. 0
    31 May 2014 00: 26
    Yes, Americans are inevitably sliding towards imbecility, but...
    We are introducing American educational standards in schools, trying to introduce anthems in the mornings, in commercial companies, etc. What is this? And who is pushing Rus' towards what is alien to it? This is what I would like to figure out!
    And for a snack, greetings from the Amerdebilungs in their legislation:
    The United States of America is considered a hub of ridiculous laws. There are even several dozen organizations that are fighting for the abolition of dumb laws, as they are commonly called here.
    Some of the harshest laws are Texas.
    Here, for example, it is forbidden to take more than three sips of beer while standing and shoot buffalo from the second floor of hotels. Railway trains that meet at the intersection of tracks must stop and stand until another train passes. Walking without shoes in the state is possible only with a special permit, for which you need to pay $ 5.
    But these are all pretty old laws. But just recently, under pressure from Governor George W. Bush (now the President of the United States), a law was passed in Texas, according to which the offender must verbally or in writing warn the victim of an impending crime at least 24 hours before it is committed.
    In addition, the warning should describe the impending crime. Violation of this rule is considered by the court as an aggravating circumstance. Some cities in the state have their own severe prohibitions: in Clarendon, it is forbidden to wipe dust from public buildings with brushes made of feathers; in Houston, beer trading is prohibited after midnight on Sunday (although it is allowed on Mondays at any time); in Port Arthur, the punishable act is the release of unpleasant odors in the elevator.
    The penalties in Florida are no less severe. Unmarried women are prohibited from skydiving on Sundays. Strictly prohibited in Florida: singing in a bathing suit, riding a skateboard without a license plate, and showering naked. In the state, you cannot break more than three plates per day. In the city of Pensacola, a woman who died as a result of careless use of electrical appliances in the bathroom faces a $100 fine.
    In Miami, it is illegal to ride bicycles that are not equipped with a horn, but the use of horns by cyclists is prohibited.
    When it comes to laws that are hard not to break, Arkansas reigns supreme. The state prohibits “anyone, under any pretext, from coming within 15 feet of the windows or doors of a polling place” on Election Day and while votes are being counted, making all voters in the state criminals. There, drivers are prohibited from using sound signals after 21.00 near places where cold snacks and soft drinks are served. Moreover, not only restaurants and bars, but also private homes are subject to the law.
  66. 0
    31 May 2014 00: 28
    I WILL ADD TO THIS;
    Many cities in the United States take fires seriously. For example, in Chicago it is a crime to eat in a burning house. In Evanston, Illinois, a fire is the only time you are allowed to change clothes in a car. In Fort Madison, Iowa, firefighters are required to train for 15 minutes before each fire response. In New Orleans, it is illegal to tie alligators to fire hydrants, and in St. Louis, firefighters are prohibited from rescuing naked women or women wearing a robe or nightgown. In New Britain County, Connecticut, fire trucks may not travel faster than 25 mph under any circumstances.
    There is a special attitude towards clothing, appearance and behavior. In Kentucky, "no female person shall appear in a swimsuit on the road... unless she is accompanied by two policemen or unless she is armed with a shovel." An exception is made for women weighing less than 40 or more than 90 kg.
    In the city of Carmel, New York, any man who wears pants and a jacket of different colors is fined $500.
    In Nogales County, Arizona, men are prohibited from wearing suspenders.
    In Nebraska, barbers cannot eat garlic or onions between 7.00:19.00 am and XNUMX:XNUMX pm, and in New Jersey, anyone who slurps in a restaurant can be arrested.
    But the leaders in “stupid laws” remain California and Indiana. In California, animals are prohibited from mating within 500 meters of schools, churches and food establishments. There is also a speed limit for driverless cars - 60 mph. California prohibits: the wearing of cowboy boots by persons who do not own at least two cows; crying while testifying in court; licking toads and frogs, as well as washing cars with used underwear. In addition, in the city of Chico it is prohibited to detonate nuclear devices within the city limits (fine $500). Indiana's laws include prohibiting bathing between October and March, selling cars on Sundays, changing the color of birds and rabbits, selling milk in liquor stores, wearing mustaches for kissers, eating watermelons in public parks, drinking standing alcoholic drinks in restaurants and bars. An Indiana resident must be prosecuted for rape if the passenger in his car is under 17 years old and is in the car without stockings or socks. Since 1984, the Indian city of Spades has had a law prohibiting the use of firearms to open cans. Violators face three months in prison. Finally, in Indiana, the law states that pi is 4, not 3,1415.
    In Idaho, you can be arrested if you fish while riding a camel.
    In Arizona, you can be fined for allowing a donkey to sleep in your bathtub.
    In New Orleans you can't tie an alligator to a fire hydrant on the street, in Atlanta you can't tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
    In Baltimore, you would be breaking the law if you took a lion with you to the theater.
    In Alaska, it is illegal to wake bears to photograph them.
    In Chicago, it is illegal to fish in pajamas; in Kansas, it is illegal to eat rattlesnake meat in public.
    AREN'T YOU DEMONS?!
  67. philip
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    31 May 2014 00: 35
    Right, right
    The Sixth Fleet is heading to the shores of Belarus!

    And the ninth to the shores of Mangolia and so that the main caliber of the battleship Iowa would be right on Ulaanbaatar.
  68. philip
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    31 May 2014 01: 28
    Incompetence, or rather, blatant incompetence, is now fashionable. Plagiarists, surveyors who do not distinguish a level from a theodolite, oculists who cannot measure the distance between pupils, ministers of defense who studied philologists, ambassadors sent by the government to a country they cannot find on the map, future US presidents who do not know, how many states in their country are all the most common examples from modern times.

    This is scary, I hope at least their military knows about the existence of such a thing as “PERIMETER”.
  69. faint93
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    31 May 2014 04: 15
    ...well, in our Duma there is a suitable antipode, a certain Mizulina...
  70. 0
    31 May 2014 05: 41
    You're a fool, you're a damn fool! I'm a fool, and you're a fool, Fifth!
  71. sanek0207
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    31 May 2014 07: 32
    Attention! The US State Department, and Mrs. Psaki personally, announced a competition for the construction of a canal and the creation of banks around Belarus in case there is an attack on Ukraine! Applications for participation in the competition are accepted personally by Ms. Psaki. Latvia served first. Lithuania .Estonia.
  72. cat 1970
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    1 June 2014 08: 55
    Pissing is not a partner, it's an ENEMY.
  73. Antonakg
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    3 July 2014 21: 16
    I am Belarusian and I think all users of the site do not need to explain that there is no sea in Belarus, but if the Americans believe that there is a sea in Belarus and want to send us the 6th fleet, then I responsibly declare that we will send the 3rd intergalactic fleet