Jen Psaki: The Sixth Fleet - to the shores of Belarus!

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Incompetence, or rather, blatant incompetence, is now fashionable. Plagiarists, surveyors who do not distinguish a level from a theodolite, oculists who cannot measure the distance between pupils, ministers of defense who studied philologists, ambassadors sent by the government to a country they cannot find on the map, future US presidents who do not know, how many states in their country are all the most common examples from modern times.

Jen Psaki: The Sixth Fleet - to the shores of Belarus!


Recently, a supernova was lit in the sky of a career nezdeka. In her light, the stars named George W. Bush and B. H. Obama quickly faded.

Yes, these two people know and understand little, despite the diplomas of prestigious universities and considerable managerial and political experience, but both are prone to fantasies (often violent) that have repeatedly surprised humanity and about which the press secretaries had to make statements: Journalists did not interpret the words of the head of state.

Jennifer Psaki, our outbreak of supernova, such excuses are not required. She herself was the press secretary of Obama, and now represents the State Department - and is aiming at the press secretaries of the White House. Its main difference from Bush Jr. and Barack Obama is that if the first one directly from the psychiatrist's couch can assure all of humanity that God ordered him to attack Iraq, the second announces to congressmen that the car is an American invention, Jen is not capable of declaring anything . She does not have what Clifford Symak ​​called the power of imagination. And therefore it remains to simply flaunt (even, we would say, be proud of) our own ignorance of everything and everyone.

And to be proud really is what. “I know that I don’t know anything,” is the psaki Jen Psaki's motto, which she borrowed from Comrade Socrates. She would have more to drink poison, but let's regret a young and beautiful woman. And, in the end, the forecast of J. Orwell regarding the United States should come true. “Ignorance is power,” eh?

Jennifer Psaki (Jennifer Psaki, 1978 b.) Has been involved in politics since her early years - from 23 years. In the 2004 year, 26 years old, she had already replaced the spokeswoman in the election campaign of John Kerry. It would seem that there is where to take and experience, and competence. But Lev Tolstoy, who had read, according to Bunin's calculations, 14.000 books, and who dealt with kings and tyrants, for good reason believed that the most bad people were striving for power. To this we can add that the higher to power, the more stupid you will see. Today’s United States is a brilliant example.

Psaki is the public face of the Department of State, a figure personifying all of American foreign policy and reporting about it at frequent briefings to journalists from leading world media.

What does psaki report to the world? Why did it come to the fact that this lady in Russia was called “the princess of the circus” and Channel One? exaggerates the topic of the transfer of the 6th fleet Is the US “to the shores of Belarus” (sic), since Lukashenko, supposedly according to Psaki, is about to invade independent Ukraine?

"On the Internet - already a series of jokes:" As stated psaki ". Such as: "If Belarus invades Ukraine, the US Sixth Fleet will be immediately deployed to the shores of Belarus." The fact that Belarus has no coast, the State Department does not bother. As stated psaki ... "


Recently, speaking of referendums in the Luhansk and Donetsk regions, Jen Psaki explained to the assembled journalists: “The voting methodology raises strong suspicions, there are reports of electoral roundabouts, pre-filled ballots.” She also told about “voting children” and “voting for the absent”. Correspondent Matthew Lee ("The Associated Press") asked: "Excuse my ignorance, but what is an" electoral carousel "?" He received the answer: "I must admit that I just read this text."

"This text" - a piece of paper, which spoke psaki. Presumably, a scribble composed by some nameless speechwriter, who are hired by the US administration in batches. “Let others write!” - this slogan, long invented by literary blacks, perfectly reflects not just complete incompetence, but also the inability to think of American politicians.

Further Psaki noticed, slightly blushing: “I myself do not know what it is. I will check with my colleagues ... "

“The children who voted are also mentioned,” the meticulous journalist said. “They didn’t do that while circling on the carousel, on horses?”

“I think not, Matt,” the State Department star answered with a smile.

They asked at a briefing about a market economy in which Russia and Ukraine are participating. As is known, the first sells the second gas, and the second does not pay for it. The picture for the market economy is abnormal. Or psaki believes that Russia has no right to demand money for its gas?

“The Russians say that they want to get money for the gas that they have already supplied to Ukraine,” said M. Lee said. “You agree that this is the basis of normal commodity-money relations?”

Trying to evade a direct answer, but having suffered in that fiasco, Psaki said: “Matt, I’ll be happy to figure this out when I return to my office.”

But a much more interesting statement psaki, which quoted Channel One:

“We want Ukraine to have additional access to gas volumes, if they are required. As you all know, natural gas is transported via a gas pipeline from Western Europe through Ukraine to Russia ... ”


As you can see, one of the mottos, invented by the brilliant seer Orwell for a dark totalitarian future, in 2014, psaki was successfully implemented. “Ignorance is power”!

It's time to ask the question: why are these monstrously incompetent people running politics in the US and voicing it, not being embarrassed?

But the fact is that a career is contraindicated for an intelligent person. This is not an assumption, not a hypothesis. This has long been proven by scientists. The phrase “If you are so clever, then why is it so poor?” Is invented just to mock the clever girls left behind.

Half a century ago, psychologist Edwin Giselli (Edwin E. Ghiselli) empirically proved that the most significant results in management are achieved not by people with the highest level of intellectual development, but by owners of average intellectual abilities.

Other, more recent, research, usually correlated with the so-called theory of human capital, found that wealth is not combined with the mind. It turned out that the family-economic background (that is, relationships, kinship and family status), as well as the duration of training associated with the above-mentioned “background” (with no money at Harvard or the oldest college of Wilhelm and Mary) you can’t stop, and without a crust of a prestigious university, they are unlikely to be allowed into the White House). As to their intellectual abilities, they, according to the researchers, had the least impact on the amount of individual income.

All this is not a secret behind seven seals; modern managers and economists have been teaching this for a long time. In Russian university textbooks on this topic, you can read, for example, with V.I. Vidyapin and co-authors (“Economic Theory”, Moscow: INFRA-M, 2000) or with V.P. Pugachev (“Management of the organization’s personnel”, M .: Aspect-Press, 1999).

So do not be surprised at what psaki says. Both “background” and “average intellectual abilities” are affected.
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  1. +165
    28 May 2014 09: 32
    Young and beautiful woman !? wassat Well hmm ... I won’t drink so much)))))))
    1. +41
      28 May 2014 09: 47
      “If Belarus invades Ukraine, the US Sixth Fleet will be immediately deployed to the shores of Belarus”
      Psaki bark, and the caravan batki goes.
      1. +42
        28 May 2014 10: 29
        It’s time to introduce a coefficient or scale of dullness the antipode of IQ, call Psak. Psaki take for 100% the standard of stupidity.
        1. +17
          28 May 2014 10: 34
          Why molest this person. And look at Ashton - this one is generally beautiful. And is it really incomprehensible for her that the work of Monica Lewinsky lives and thrives. It’s just that her employer took into account the mistakes of her predecessor, and so that this bitch would not later bear her dresses somewhere, she was bought in advance by the official. Right Americans do not pay such money out of pocket. And the fact that the whole world is laughing - so the Americans always did not give a damn about the world.
          1. timer
            +14
            28 May 2014 22: 55
            I add, it’s a sin to laugh at the wretched. Honestly, a nation of legs and fast food with the speed of an express train comes with dullness and dibilism. And we are also being pushed towards this (EGE alone is worth it).
            1. +4
              29 May 2014 07: 26
              To the Bank of Amer
              WASHINGTON, May 28 - RIA News. US President Barack Obama said Wednesday that the United States, having influenced world public opinion, was able to expose Russia to international isolation after the annexation of Crimea.

              “Our ability to shape world opinion helped isolate Russia immediately. Thanks to America’s leadership, the world immediately condemned Russian actions, Europe and the G7 joined us in imposing sanctions, NATO strengthened commitments to Eastern Europe, the IMF helped stabilize Ukraine’s economy, OSCE observers gave the world take a look at Ukraine's volatile regions, "Obama said, speaking at the West Point military academy in New York.

              "The mobilization of world (public) opinion and world institutions has become a counterbalance to Russian propaganda, Russian troops on the border and armed militias," the American president added. "We do not know how the situation will develop. There will be serious challenges. But our support for the allies on behalf of the international order gave the people of Ukraine a chance to choose their future," Obama said.

              RIA Novosti http://ria.ru/world/20140528/1009749682.html#ixzz334PezL3J
            2. dmitrij.blyuz
              +9
              29 May 2014 16: 10
              And what a laugh! They adopted the technical idea of ​​Rogozin. Now it’s not the astronauts who will throw trampolines, but the ships of the 6th fleet! Rogozin urgently needs to file a patent for the development! laughing
            3. +3
              29 May 2014 23: 23
              there is not only an exam, but also a regular census of history and the dulling of the education system in the United States as a whole ... stupid macaques are easier to manage .. and not to run away
              , come up with fas food and hamburgers ... so that they turn into stomachs on crooked legs
          2. +6
            29 May 2014 14: 40
            Quote: Nikolay S.
            Why molest this person. And look at Ashton - this one is generally beautiful. And is it really incomprehensible for her that the work of Monica Lewinsky lives and thrives. It’s just that her employer took into account the mistakes of her predecessor, and so that this bitch would not later bear her dresses somewhere, she was bought in advance by the official. Right Americans do not pay such money out of pocket. And the fact that the whole world is laughing - so the Americans always did not give a damn about the world.

            What are you pestering her, an American, a feminist, maybe a lesbian honestly does what her boss orders her to do .... she tries. Beauties in the Middle Ages in Europe were burned at the stake ...
          3. irina.mmm
            +1
            29 May 2014 18: 31
            But there is another sailor, Victoria Nurland. Maybe someone knows what she did on a Ross fishing vessel for 8 months ... She studied marine affairs, learned mats and marine affairs. She looked into the water that she would send the EU to ... And Psaki told everything in secret.
          4. 0
            31 May 2014 08: 43
            Quote: Nikolai S.
            that the business of Monica Lewinsky lives and thrives.

            and wins ...
        2. +65
          28 May 2014 11: 33
          already entered)))
          1. +38
            28 May 2014 13: 50
            "10 psak" - what do you mean! 1 mPsaka = 0,001 psaki - this is already a terrible sentence, a human drama. Dullness needs to be measured in milli-packs or even micro-packs. And for Russian speakers, nanopsy is enough.
            1. +9
              29 May 2014 15: 08
              Quote: krechet-1978
              "10 psak" - what do you mean! 1 mPsaka = 0,001 psaki - this is already a terrible sentence, a human drama. Dullness needs to be measured in milli-packs or even micro-packs. And for Russian speakers, nanopsy is enough.

              Well, let's say, on the forum http://censor.net.ua/ so easily 10 ps can be given to very many.
          2. D.V.
            +4
            28 May 2014 14: 33
            Cool! Need to remember)))
          3. +13
            28 May 2014 15: 15
            Attention now will be an aikyu test!

            Jenn Psaki: What is IQ?

            The test is over! laughing
          4. vedross
            +12
            28 May 2014 17: 03
            No wonder, apparently, Peter I didn’t give a word to the court in red ... for God marks the huck.
            1. +13
              29 May 2014 11: 15
              Quote: vedross
              No wonder, apparently, Peter I the redhead in court did not give a word ..


              "I point out: to the gentlemen of the senators, it is not written to keep the speech in the presence, so that everyone’s crap could be seen."

              allegedly from the decree of Peter I of May 5, 1709

              Actually:

              ... To declare (...) to all ministers, (...) that they write down all the matters that they are advised [to consult], and each minister would sign with his own hand, (...) without any not determined, for by this all stupidity will be revealed.
          5. +20
            28 May 2014 21: 16
            If in our country they will teach at schools on textbooks of Soros, if children will pass the dumb exam EG, if children at school and at home will not be taught to think logically, if children will not read classical fiction, if parents will not talk with children in the family on all topics of interest to them, then your children will be like Ksyusha, dog psaki and other ridicule-stupid people. Think parents what you want to see in your old age in front of you and in your homeland.
          6. 0
            28 May 2014 21: 16
            If in our country they will teach at schools on textbooks of Soros, if children will pass the dumb exam EG, if children at school and at home will not be taught to think logically, if children will not read classical fiction, if parents will not talk with children in the family on all topics of interest to them, then your children will be like Ksyusha, dog psaki and other ridicule-stupid people. Think parents what you want to see in your old age in front of you and in your homeland.
          7. +15
            29 May 2014 12: 13
            Quote: marder4
            already entered)))
        3. +4
          28 May 2014 11: 34
          "It's time to introduce the coefficient or dullness scale, the antipode of the mind IQ, to call Psak."
          ..well, how can you ?? before the world COLOR and PRIDE OF THE NATION !!
        4. +9
          28 May 2014 14: 37
          There is no need to enter anything, initially the IQ level was invented to measure the mental level of especially "advanced" children in special institutions (downs, etc.) in the 30s or 40s. And only then, much later, I don't know how, this KYu began to measure the mental abilities of others, Some downs are even proud of their KYu, and they flaunt it, and I have such a KYU, but an arc, and I have such a KYU! fool Well, what can I say about such people, in a word, KYUYUYU !! wassat
          1. +3
            29 May 2014 12: 26
            I agree. IQ test strongly depends on what a person has studied in detail. For example, for mediocre mathematicians, a third of the usual test is like seeds.
            And also, it depends on well-being, as time test.
        5. Lion
          +5
          28 May 2014 15: 10
          + to you !!! In general, I think it is necessary that Lavrov and everyone who can deal with this female (whether?) Gender be simply ignored, but what if he’s brazenly climbing? Then make an official statement that this character is absolutely incompetent !!! And we should not work with I.D.I.O.T.A.M.I. lol
        6. 0
          29 May 2014 07: 26
          WASHINGTON, May 28 - RIA News. US President Barack Obama said Wednesday that the United States, having influenced world public opinion, was able to expose Russia to international isolation after the annexation of Crimea.

          “Our ability to shape world opinion helped isolate Russia immediately. Thanks to America’s leadership, the world immediately condemned Russian actions, Europe and the G7 joined us in imposing sanctions, NATO strengthened commitments to Eastern Europe, the IMF helped stabilize Ukraine’s economy, OSCE observers gave the world take a look at Ukraine's volatile regions, "Obama said, speaking at the West Point military academy in New York.

          "The mobilization of world (public) opinion and world institutions has become a counterbalance to Russian propaganda, Russian troops on the border and armed militias," the American president added. "We do not know how the situation will develop. There will be serious challenges. But our support for the allies on behalf of the international order gave the people of Ukraine a chance to choose their future," Obama said.

          RIA Novosti http://ria.ru/world/20140528/1009749682.html#ixzz334PezL3J
        7. 0
          29 May 2014 08: 04
          Quote: Alez
          It’s time to introduce a coefficient or scale of dullness the antipode of IQ, call Psak. Psaki take for 100% the standard of stupidity.


          She then will be the very intelligence ...
        8. 0
          30 May 2014 13: 26
          Great offer!
        9. 0
          31 May 2014 00: 16
          No! There is no need to take the palm from the wife of Yuri Zhirkov (player of the national football team), this cuckoo "Zapsaki" is in an honorable second place!
        10. oenaraevskija
          -3
          31 May 2014 02: 44
          In the RUSSIAN language there is a wonderful word - "BALBES" Why not - so we only have IVAN -. Who became king (IVAN III, IVAN IV). They need to read HISTORY.
        11. 0
          28 May 2015 00: 17
          Quote: Alez
          It’s time to introduce a coefficient or scale of dullness the antipode of IQ, call Psak. Psaki take for 100% the standard of stupidity.

          This comment is the best! good
      2. +24
        28 May 2014 10: 35
        Maybe we don’t know what? What if coasts soon appear in Belarus! Old Man is a decisive person. A little patience and we will see the Atlantic fleet of Belarus.
        1. +7
          28 May 2014 11: 44
          Quote: Akvadra
          see the Atlantic fleet of Belarus.

          For now, the Baltic Fleet will have enough of it with the Main Base in Gdansk.
          1. +1
            29 May 2014 14: 12
            Why? It is also necessary the Black Sea with a base somewhere near Odessa in Ilyichevsk
        2. +44
          28 May 2014 13: 57
          The most protected country from the USA is Mongolia, because Mongolia is squeezed between Russia and China. - The Mongols can make any statements regarding the United States, even declare war if they wish. - Because you can’t reach either Mongolia or even reach a rocket — Russia and China will not let anyone pass anything!
          1. +21
            28 May 2014 14: 13
            Quote: krechet-1978
            The most protected country from the USA is Mongolia, because Mongolia is squeezed between Russia and China. - The Mongols can make any statements regarding the United States, even declare war if they wish. - Because you can’t reach either Mongolia or even reach a rocket — Russia and China will not let anyone pass anything!

            Psaki 6th fleet will throw right in the middle of Mongolia, so that from Pssaki you can’t hide anywhere
            1. +2
              29 May 2014 21: 44
              Yellowstone Volcano is an open gate to Mongolia, through the center of the earth. Superman is already digging a tunnel.
            2. +2
              29 May 2014 23: 27
              Quote: Sterlya
              Quote: krechet-1978
              The most protected country from the USA is Mongolia, because Mongolia is squeezed between Russia and China. - The Mongols can make any statements regarding the United States, even declare war if they wish. - Because you can’t reach either Mongolia or even reach a rocket — Russia and China will not let anyone pass anything!

              Psaki 6th fleet will throw right in the middle of Mongolia, so that from Pssaki you can’t hide anywhere

              She will slam Mongolia right with her finger on the school globe, though if it does.
            3. 0
              30 May 2014 12: 56
              Yeah! Superman, Iron Man and Spider-Man will help!
        3. +2
          28 May 2014 18: 52
          Aha ... Aneks outskirts nafig.
        4. +6
          29 May 2014 04: 48
          yes, he somehow hinted to the GDP about Kaliningrad, they say it would not be bad to expand the planting of agricultural crops, but Vovan drew his attention along the way that in the Baltics the agricultural sector in decline needs to be helped by the neighbors, so apparently you are laughing in vain at "smart and beautiful "she just looked at the wrong scenario, there is another year (maybe 2024), and there Belarus has access to the Baltic
      3. +20
        28 May 2014 11: 07
        US Sixth Fleet will be immediately deployed into the remote swamps of Belarus where it will stand on an eternal parking lot.
        1. +13
          28 May 2014 21: 44
          Quote: tilovaykrisa
          The sixth US fleet will be immediately transferred to the backwater swamps of Belarus where it will land on an eternal parking lot.

          We are only "for" !!! So, near Turov on Pripyat there is a straight section of the river, about a colometer, the width in this place in the driest years is not less than 120 meters, the depth is 2-2,5 m. "Nimitz" will fit exactly! One hundred thousand tons of iron at your side - It's a gold mine! The entire population of the city can not work for years, the bukhariks finally get enough sleep, sensible comrades will not deny themselves and their wives anything. Even with today's price of iron, you can live comfortably for years. If only metallurgists have time to melt this mine of minerals. And when "Nimitz" is over, then we are waiting for another Fleet to visit, with the flagship "Dwight Eisenhower" - the children will grow up, and then, you see, the next Fleet will go to the grandchildren. Just a note to fagots: Request to send your Fleets without nuclear installations, we have enough of our Chernobyl, and reactors are not accepted in Recycling Points drinks
        2. 0
          29 May 2014 14: 14
          Brave Belarusian guys will quickly dismantle the aircraft carrier for scrap, and leave the old nuclear station!
      4. Roshchin
        +5
        28 May 2014 11: 46
        As in a school rhyme: "I don't know who wrote, but I read"
      5. sq
        +5
        28 May 2014 12: 06
        Quote: Prokop
        transferred to the shores of Belarus

        Maybe she already joined Lithuania to Belarus? So, as a historical justice ...
        1. +3
          28 May 2014 21: 47
          In the case of Lithuania, it would be appropriate for it to operate the 2nd operational fleet, but not the 6th, i.e. knowledge of the lady in general "0"
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      6. +2
        28 May 2014 18: 49
        Nursultan Nazarbayev will not leave Old Man in trouble and will send his 10th and 11th fleet to help him. Because the 1st and everything until the 9th will send to capture the state of Texas.
      7. +6
        28 May 2014 23: 08
        - The fact that Belarus has no coast, the State Department does not bother. As stated by Psaki ... "
        How is it no coast? But the expanses of Pinsk and Gomel, though slightly overgrown with reeds, are not counted?
      8. 0
        29 May 2014 10: 43
        And what to take from her? The entertainers themselves say it to her and she puts it on public. Of course, some detailed questions will put her into a stupor, since she is not fully devoted to all plans.
      9. +1
        29 May 2014 11: 13
        Why not write as you hear-Ssaki
      10. Timur
        0
        30 May 2014 00: 31
        [media = https: //www.change.org/en/petitions/putin-vladimir-vladimirovich-declare-be
        flying-zone-over-Donetsk-and-Lugansk-regions-Ukraine]
      11. 0
        30 May 2014 13: 55
        P (saki) is still burning! Just bastard from her stupidity !!!
      12. 0
        30 May 2014 14: 28
        Quote: Prokop
        US Sixth Fleet will be immediately deployed to the shores of Belarus "

        Well, how can you not recall the old joke about a submarine in the steppes of Ukraine laughing
      13. cat 1970
        0
        30 May 2014 14: 43
        She kept thinking and thinking about Ukraine and Russia ... but she was hit in the head with urine and the ships of the 6th PenDflot went to the borders of Belarus, forgive Madame not knowing the geography, but we’ll type 911, because the urine is in my head and let it cure .. ..
      14. 0
        30 May 2014 20: 24
        Well dumbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... !!! wassat
      15. oenaraevskija
        0
        31 May 2014 02: 40
        I’m not more fun ... not even a word. How are they going to fight us - if you get confused with world (Earth) geography
    2. +11
      28 May 2014 09: 50
      Quote: Magic Archer
      Young and beautiful woman !?

      But how is her tongue "suspended" and masterly "scratching" admits her lack of knowledge (the brain is completely beaten off !?
      Immediately you can see for what "merits" the mouthpiece of the State Department is playing, Livinski is resting.
      1. +62
        28 May 2014 09: 59
        Quote: Papakiko
        brain completely beaten !?

        Interestingly, she did not do boxing before?
        And it is very reminiscent of one political figure
        1. +7
          28 May 2014 10: 20
          She was engaged in swimming. She probably dived her head deep into the pool a couple of times.
          1. +3
            30 May 2014 00: 45
            And what did you want to get after jumping from a 5 meter tower into a dry pool. Dad never healed. But about the white house - we hasten to congratulate you on the find. What is pop - such are the clerks.
        2. +6
          28 May 2014 10: 48
          Quote: Denis
          And it is very reminiscent of one political figure

          Yesterday, he talked with the centenaries of maidan, so the look is stupid laughing
        3. +1
          28 May 2014 10: 55
          Not that hit the water .....
        4. +13
          28 May 2014 11: 03
          Yes, Klitschko could go down in history as a good boxer, but he will remain, like Kasparov, the usual * ring or * ball ...
        5. +5
          28 May 2014 11: 07
          In-in it would work with Klitschka, everyone would have kissed, the gum club was resting. And of course, a fool, a fool, one would learn from Churkin one against all, man.
          1. 0
            29 May 2014 23: 35
            Quote: vladstro
            In-in it would work with Klitschko ...

            It is unlikely that his orientation is not the same.
        6. +4
          28 May 2014 11: 13
          Quote: Denis
          Interestingly, she did not do boxing before?

          She was busy all the "24X3" hours a day. love (Livinsky on penny)

          And the "random phrase generator" is FIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          1. Ozzi-zi
            +2
            28 May 2014 15: 37
            She was doing blowjob
            Apprentice monica
        7. Bodrov
          +22
          28 May 2014 13: 33
          Quote: Denis
          And it is very reminiscent of one political figure
        8. D.V.
          +1
          28 May 2014 14: 37
          Well, this eagle needs a head so that it can hammer in nails! And psaki just psaki!
      2. -2
        28 May 2014 10: 16
        recognizes his non-knowledge (brain completely repulsed !?


        Dyed blonde laughing
        1. Blondy
          +25
          28 May 2014 12: 02
          not true! she is not blonde! am on behalf of all blondes - we are much smarter than psaki! and in general - they won’t call a good man a dog ... wassat but on the topic "beautiful" is a matter of taste and stamina of a single man lol
          1. +3
            29 May 2014 17: 49
            plus for you, but still it is scary and in addition seriously stupid.
    3. +13
      28 May 2014 09: 56
      Also surprised ... okay, young, but beautiful? I need half a liter of white, just for the term "pretty".
      1. +4
        28 May 2014 11: 04
        Quote: Wedmak
        Also surprised ... okay, young, but beautiful? I need half a liter of white, just for the term "pretty".

        Again, I repeat that a normal woman will not be called by that name
    4. +10
      28 May 2014 10: 01
      Which country are such and psaki ...
      1. +2
        28 May 2014 10: 25
        The circus left, but the clowness remained ...
      2. Bodrov
        +11
        28 May 2014 13: 25
        ShturmKGB
        Which country are such and psaki ...
        1. D.V.
          +3
          30 May 2014 03: 25
          I smoked. Sniffed. Thumped. Sucked and to the podium!
      3. +8
        28 May 2014 23: 33
        In my opinion, Mr. Barak specially sought out from the depths of his "mighty great power" such persons as Psaki, Power, Wooland, in order to disable our entire diplomatic corps. Poor boys - Lavrov, Churkin - they not only have to see them from the side and close, but also enter into debates. Even milk in a double portion will not help here. I think this is - in the face of these girls - about "the war revealed to us by McCain.
        1. topograf
          0
          30 May 2014 10: 09
          Think correctly, comrade! In vain they laugh at the "wretched" one !!! That is why they put her in this place, in order to successfully fend off the rabid pack of correspondents, with their tricky questions. By sheer stupidity, she introduces them (the media) into a stupor, so the American media does not have a little bit objective information about what is happening ... laughing
      4. 0
        28 May 2014 23: 33
        In my opinion, Mr. Barak specially sought out from the depths of his "mighty great power" such persons as Psaki, Power, Wooland, in order to disable our entire diplomatic corps. Poor boys - Lavrov, Churkin - they not only have to see them from the side and close, but also enter into debates. Even milk in a double portion will not help here. I think this is - in the face of these girls - about "the war revealed to us by McCain.
        1. raf
          0
          30 May 2014 16: 35
          laughing What a president, such a team!
    5. 0
      28 May 2014 10: 08
      Did Saka get it again?
    6. +1
      28 May 2014 10: 21
      Ingenious selection for the position of press attache of the US State Department (Jen Psaki
      Spokesperson) .. All the failures in foreign policy and the misunderstanding of their world community can be easily blamed on its incorrect interpretation ..
    7. +11
      28 May 2014 10: 47
      I’ll look at Psaki’s eyes, so immediately the thought that she ....... wassat
      1. +1
        29 May 2014 09: 20
        Yes, they are there along the way. Not able to see the obvious!
    8. +3
      28 May 2014 11: 01
      Quote: Magic Archer
      Young and beautiful woman !? wassat Well hmm ... I won’t drink so much)))))))

      They were cast by casting with Samantha !!! One thing is interesting; etogue to what green devils was this casting commission drunk that took them for a standard of beauty and intelligence! ???????? laughing
    9. +5
      28 May 2014 11: 06
      I won't drink so much
      Yes, more to the devils drink up than to her beauty. Blondes in mental development compared to her Einsteins.
    10. 0
      28 May 2014 11: 31
      yes - at the expense of the young and the more beautiful it is a clear excess laughing
    11. +3
      28 May 2014 11: 39
      Quote: Magic Archer
      Young and beautiful woman !? Well hmm ... I won’t drink so much)))))))

      Yes, okay, compared to Samantha Power Jen, really, pretty, only red.
      And so in this lady a good actor died. Too bad I didn't go to Hollywood.
    12. +4
      28 May 2014 11: 42
      Quote: Magic Archer
      Young and beautiful woman !? wassat Well hmm ... I won’t drink so much)))))))

      Do not forget the little one! Just imagine tomorrow instead of it, the person who will THINK, NORMALLY speak, UNDERSTAND the speech, and most importantly have a SMART face muzzle!
      And so a worthy representative of her country!
      1. +1
        28 May 2014 17: 22
        Yes, she said everything normally, the sixth fleet will be attached to the wake of a submarine in the steppes of Ukraine will reach even Siberia.
    13. +1
      28 May 2014 12: 32
      Quote: Magic Archer
      Young and beautiful woman !? wassat Well hmm ... I won’t drink so much)))))))

      let's regret young and beautiful woman
      Sooo controversial, and very amateur (the benefit of perverts today is enough).
    14. 0
      28 May 2014 14: 34
      And in the photo, she seemed to "hang" :)
    15. +2
      28 May 2014 15: 27
      No, well, when compared with Hillary, then she is beautiful! drinks
    16. +2
      28 May 2014 20: 07
      What did you run into Stsaki? Will mushrooms leave for amers to search for a new prankster?
    17. +1
      28 May 2014 23: 02
      Quote: Magic Archer
      Young and beautiful woman !? wassat well hmm ... I won’t drink so much)))))))

      Weak! wink laughing And ator is strong, he was able to drink so much!
      Although- he has more likely problems with vision and imagination! laughing
    18. +9
      29 May 2014 03: 05
      She would have another drink, but let's pity the young and beautiful woman.

      No. This is a simple mistake crept into the text. A big request to fellow authors of articles, check the text for errors and do not forget to correct them

      And rightly so:

      She would have another drink, but let's regret it not young and not beautiful woman.
      1. Blondy
        +4
        29 May 2014 03: 10
        good thank you on behalf of all Russian blondes feel
      2. 0
        29 May 2014 21: 39
        Lord, I’m going to bed soon. chur in a dream not to come. chur me.
    19. +1
      29 May 2014 07: 16
      Why, a normal American aunt ... Well, she loves glue in the office to sniff, now!
    20. yulka2980
      +1
      29 May 2014 07: 26
      HAHA! I completely agree, still look for such a woman-yaga wassat
      1. +2
        29 May 2014 18: 03
        What are you? Baba Yaga can even connect two words, and does not allow anyone to laugh at his name.
      2. +1
        29 May 2014 21: 50
        Do not offend Babu Yaga, some, but she is our Yaga.
      3. +1
        30 May 2014 12: 29
        Quote: yulka2980
        HAHA! I completely agree, still look for such a woman-yaga wassat

        Go along the road: Snow White, Thumbelina and Baba Yaga.
        Snow White says:
        - I am the most beautiful!
        Thumbelina says:
        - I'm the smallest!
        And Baba Yaga says:
        - And I am the most evil, treacherous and dodgy!
        See near the road is the house of truth.
        Snow White went into it, she was crying:
        - It turns out I'm not the most beautiful, more beautiful than me, sleeping beauty.
        Thumbelina came in, It turns out crying:
        - I'm not the smallest, less than me a boy with a finger!
        Baba Yaga came in. She came out, stamping her feet, tearing her hair and screaming in a voice trembling in hysteria:
        - BLEYAD WHO SUCH DOGS ?! Initially, the joke was about Tymoshenko)
    21. Death to the Nazis
      0
      29 May 2014 12: 45
      I completely agree.
    22. Andrenaline
      0
      29 May 2014 14: 47
      Yes, they are cloned there. Tears .... laughing wassat
    23. kuzia rocker
      0
      29 May 2014 17: 02
      well, with such a government, the country is clearly doomed, although it’s for the better, and then these degradants the whole world has already rubbed off.
    24. 0
      29 May 2014 17: 45
      Gentlemen, I can’t eat. In what sense is she young?
    25. 0
      29 May 2014 19: 47
      What is Psaki reporting to the world about? Why did it come to the point that this lady was called the “circus princess” in Russia, and Channel One was discussing the transfer of the US 6th fleet “to the shores of Belarus” (sic), since Lukashenko was allegedly about to invade independent Ukraine?
      she herself will personally join the Baltic countries to Belarus so that Belarus has access to the sea.
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    27. +1
      29 May 2014 20: 12
      Quote: Magic Archer
      Young and beautiful woman !? wassat Well hmm ... I won’t drink so much)))))))

      And you look, only very carefully, into her eyes, facial expressions and gait.
      This is not a human being, but an alien. There is a very nice movie - "Arrival" with Charlie Sheen in the title role. In it, aliens who have arrived on Earth are able to take on a human form. At the same time, they are trying to organize a greenhouse effect on Earth, because they are thermophilic in themselves. And for this they climb to important positions in human society.
      Now I understand that this film was shot by the last people in the territory of the present USA, the first of all the states of the Earth that were subjected (in 1947 year) to an alien attack.
      PS I’m confused, of course. wink But any individual who is a US citizen at least in the second generation carries all the signs (both visual and intellectual) of a non-human.
      PPS And they don’t have beautiful women at all, even among the Hollywood stars.
      If, God forbid, I dreamed of Julia Roberts - I would not have woken up - I would have died of fear in a dream. Praise God that we are alive. Alive, thanks to the beauty of our Slavs.
    28. 0
      30 May 2014 14: 33
      But the fact is that a career is contraindicated for an intelligent person. This is not an assumption, not a hypothesis. This has long been proven by scientists. The phrase “If you are so clever, then why is it so poor?” Is invented just to mock the clever girls left behind.


      Julius Caesar, Napoleon, Stalin ... Well, how stupid they were, right? What clever psychologists have shown us this.
    29. Fanat1984
      0
      30 May 2014 20: 37
      I'm afraid that I too !!! drinks
  2. +7
    28 May 2014 09: 37
    The article made a good laugh laughing Thanks to the author
    1. +10
      28 May 2014 10: 00
      Quote: K.Shimada
      All flags of the world - visit us! - Our ports are waiting for you! fellow
      I even somehow involuntarily became proud, dreaming about "great Belarus, stretching from sea to sea" and threatening its southern neighbor laughing

      How not to remember Zadornov ... "Stupid ... !!!"
  3. +26
    28 May 2014 09: 39
    All flags of the world - visit us! - Our ports are waiting for you! fellow
    I even somehow involuntarily became proud, dreaming about "great Belarus, stretching from sea to sea" and threatening its southern neighbor laughing
  4. +6
    28 May 2014 09: 40
    Normal thing, they won’t call him a dog.
    Worthy student of the madman bush
  5. +47
    28 May 2014 09: 43
    And I thought whom she reminds me of.
  6. +21
    28 May 2014 09: 43
    PEOPLE, is it all in reality or do I dream this news ?! They are generally there there are BURNED in their band-aid to America ??? !!!! This Saka re-reads at least what she intends to state before the press or gospedr. so mocks her, the first of April has long passed !!!! You read all this news and understand that evolution made a circle and went in the opposite direction !!!!
    1. Pit
      Pit
      +1
      28 May 2014 10: 10
      Quote: capex1
      This Saka re-reads at least what she’s going to expound.

      Oh, if I could read, then ...
      1. 0
        28 May 2014 15: 01
        Americosia is ill - let him hand over his hounds for analysis.
  7. Khalmamed
    +3
    28 May 2014 09: 44
    ..... if psaaki, in the presence of a complete and unconditional "SKUDODURRMYSLIE", follows the instructions, then what her "hoyazin" looks like physically and in terms of the world.
  8. +17
    28 May 2014 09: 45
    I remember that feeling of shame when they showed Yeltsin conducting the orchestra, brrrr. But the Americans really do not care? No, well, changing the president is not easy, but such a fool is the problem of dismissing?
    1. VPO
      VPO
      +10
      28 May 2014 10: 01
      Americans don’t give a damn who is talking out of the box. In the states, the best-selling and most profitable are cable networks, primarily entertainment. America is not interested in what and where is happening. The nation of consumers is not interested in how savages live abroad. In October, he was in Haiti, where an IBM employee talked to an American, he said that they have a society of hamburger eaters and soda who are not interested in anything and who believe that they live in the richest and happiest country.
      1. D.V.
        +1
        28 May 2014 14: 44
        Propaganda is doing its job. They are stuffed with it, they believe in it!
    2. +1
      28 May 2014 10: 53
      Quote: robinson
      but such a fool what is the problem to dismiss?

      The answer suggests itself; the rest is even worse!
      We with these guys (3,14ndos) have different moral criteria in general. For example, you are ashamed of the conducting president, and they are not ashamed of their trained mongrels who suit Khatyn and bomb their people!
      And do not fucking be ashamed of those "who have tamed"!
      Because they themselves are much worse!
    3. 0
      30 May 2014 12: 34
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re_ZxjMLYWo
      Quote: robinson
      I remember that feeling of shame when they showed Yeltsin conducting the orchestra, brrrr. But the Americans really do not care? No, well, changing the president is not easy, but such a fool is the problem of dismissing?

      Problem and bosses)))
  9. Wolland
    +1
    28 May 2014 09: 46
    Psaki = The standard of American justice ....
    1. +6
      28 May 2014 09: 51
      Quote: Wolland
      Psaki = Standard of Ameyric Justice ..

      And also the standard of American competence, intelligence and erudition.
  10. +9
    28 May 2014 09: 47
    As far as I remember, in Belarus, which has no access to the sea, during the last holiday of the Navy’s Day, two hundred thousand military commanders of different ages and all specialties were counted. Therefore, the sixth fleet may not be enough.
    1. 0
      28 May 2014 12: 37
      two hundred thousand warriors of different ages


      Campaign zero toe. There are too many Mooreans per 8,5 million people.
      1. 0
        28 May 2014 14: 08
        nui cho? Let it be 20000! one hell - our guys1
    2. 0
      28 May 2014 15: 08
      Belorussia has more moroman than ov. And by the way, take a look at the history of the Russian-Turkish war of the 1878 year. - Then the Russian Black Sea Fleet had only sailors and there was not a single naval ship and the Turks had 14 of ultramodern battleships - And the Russian Black Sea Fleet won a landslide victory and controlled the entire Black Sea.
  11. +5
    28 May 2014 09: 47
    pity the young and beautiful woman.
    Beautiful ????belay Yes, she is scary as my life!
    1. MBA78
      +4
      28 May 2014 14: 36
      maybe he meant ... her from behind
      1. +1
        28 May 2014 21: 28
        Quote: MBA78
        maybe he meant ... her from behind

        Well ... If the back ... And if I had ... Tady oh.
  12. +10
    28 May 2014 09: 47
    As you all know, natural gas is transported through a gas pipeline from Western Europe through Ukraine to Russia ... ”I
    - they can’t do without brains reduction!
    1. +3
      28 May 2014 10: 02
      It's time to do a lobotomy.
    2. +2
      28 May 2014 15: 06
      Quote: Kite
      As you all know, natural gas is transported through a gas pipeline from Western Europe through Ukraine to Russia ... ”I

      damn, no matter how they put it on the counter! wassat
  13. +16
    28 May 2014 09: 47
    In response to statements by the US State Department in the person of Psaki who voiced them: “If Belarus invades Ukraine, the Sixth US Fleet will be immediately transferred to the shores of Belarus.” The fact that Belarus has no coast does not bother the State Department. As stated by Psaki ... " wassat
    The President of Belarus decided to establish the Navy in Belarus. laughing
    Structurally, the Navy of Belarus will consist of the following types of forces: submarine, surface, underground, extraterrestrial, marsh, naval aviation, marines and coastal defense troops. It also includes ships and vessels, special forces, units and units of the rear.

    Submarine forces
    Surface forces
    Underground forces
    Extraterrestrial forces
    Swamp forces
    naval aviation

    Strategic Aviation
    Tactical aviation
    РџР ° Р »СѓР ± РЅР ° СЏ Р ° РІРёР ° С † РЁСЏ
    Hold Aviation

    Marines
    Coast Defense Troops
    Territorial Defense Forces
    Water Defense Forces
    drinks good drinks
    http://absurdopedia.wikia.com/wiki/%D0%92%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE-%D0%BC%D
    0%BE%D1%80%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B9_%D1%84%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%82_%D0%91%D0%B5%D0%BB%D
    0%BE%D1%80%D1%83%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%B8
    1. +4
      28 May 2014 13: 55
      Swamp forces
      You forgot about peat bogs, lake infantry and creek troops. But what about the key spring ones?
      wassat
      1. +8
        28 May 2014 14: 30
        Do not forget that only 1% of fresh mainland water flows on the surface. Powerful rivers flow underground and the underground seas rustle - and with deadly determination they rush through them, cutting searchlights through the underground haze and cutting underground waves with unbreakable armadas of the Belarusian Fleet ...
      2. 52
        0
        28 May 2014 18: 16
        Well. But father will have to bow to the Poles, in the matter of training a squadron of horse-underwater divers-saboteurs! laughing
  14. +4
    28 May 2014 09: 48
    in YouTube you can easily find a selection of her performances - it's fun!
    1. MBA78
      +1
      28 May 2014 14: 53
      I do not recommend viewing for children ... they begin to get dull
      after watching the brain another five minutes in a trance
      shorter hypnosis and those who understand English even in a stupor
  15. +7
    28 May 2014 09: 48
    And let's measure the level of intellectual development in "Psaki". And then something dimensionless IQ units strain - you sit and think 121 is it like, is it normal? And so everything will be clear: 1 Psaki - this is no longer treated, 2 Psaki - there is still hope, 3 Psaki - below average, etc.
    1. +2
      28 May 2014 12: 00
      At one time, Amer’s researchers measured the IQ of world leaders using indirect data (speeches, statements, etc.). And they had the imprudence to publish them. In 1st place was the head of the PRC, in 2nd GDP. I don’t remember Bush’s place, but IQ seemed to be 76 (on the verge of idiocy. I can’t vouch for the numbers, but I reflect the meaning exactly). And ... the researchers had a lot of problems on the part of the Amer’s leadership ... Many years have passed since then, but, obviously, situevina has become even worse ...
  16. +3
    28 May 2014 09: 48
    clear result sought by guardians for American education
  17. +19
    28 May 2014 09: 50
    - they deceived us! Spanish gas in the pipes! wassat
    1. +2
      29 May 2014 07: 12
      WELL LIVING WITHOUT BRAINS - THE HEAD DOES NOT HURT.
    2. D.V.
      +1
      30 May 2014 03: 35
      Hell! Give her a piece of paper! Let her read it! Or is she unable to read? I can’t imagine that a spokesperson in the Kremlin was talking nonsense. I wonder how long he would have held this position?
  18. Latvian
    0
    28 May 2014 09: 51
    What is her face? Probably lying is very embarrassing, but necessary. Such her hard work is to imitate Goebbels.
    1. +5
      28 May 2014 19: 18
      By the way, Bulgakov in "M and M" has the character Lapshennikov, "a girl with eyes slanted from constant lies."
    2. 0
      28 May 2014 23: 31
      How?! Is it really not clear what she has with her face ?! She is BEAUTY !!!
  19. +6
    28 May 2014 09: 52
    The funny thing is that she herself does not understand what she is carrying !!! The whole world laughs at her and she doesn’t care ... It’s good to be stupid and narrow-minded, neither conscience nor gnawing nor doubts prevail !!!
  20. +1
    28 May 2014 09: 53
    Jennifer Psaki (Jennifer Psaki, born 1978)

    I thought she was about 50 years old! The proverb "Don't be born beautiful ..." does not work for Psaki.
  21. +1
    28 May 2014 09: 55
    What can I say .. the miserable .. the miserable in everything ..
  22. +10
    28 May 2014 09: 56
    T_U_P_A_YA, however, like all mattresses.
  23. +3
    28 May 2014 09: 56
    Judging by the dubious expression on her face, she can’t come up with drugs in her right mind in her right mind ... although (Zadornov warned) ... and the State Department’s fool had amused her for a long time, and we’ll think about the coast as a good idea laughing
  24. +5
    28 May 2014 09: 56
    Thank you Oleg for the article. hi
    communication, kinship

    At the same time, the USSR stepped on the same rake from the heart ...
  25. +2
    28 May 2014 09: 57
    [Affects both the "background" and the "average intellectual abilities."
    ] What are the average ????? There, in general, we are not talking about intelligence!
  26. +4
    28 May 2014 09: 57
    I look psaki and understand - she is an alien! smile
    1. MBA78
      0
      28 May 2014 14: 40
      You have not seen her in topless
      1. 0
        28 May 2014 16: 05
        That is, you want to say, this spectacle is not for the faint of heart?
        1. 0
          29 May 2014 21: 54
          This is a drone, only without rockets. But the bullet in my head is big and rusty!
  27. +3
    28 May 2014 10: 01
    Was she already in politics at 23? Who let her go there? She still did not understand sausage scraps, but already got into politics! Maybe she got there through a soviet office?
    1. 0
      29 May 2014 05: 20
      through a sosal-sosalny cabinet, and moreover, stick something mono only from behind so that you would not see the face
  28. +1
    28 May 2014 10: 03
    And atomic mattress submarines in the steppes of Ukraine ....
  29. 0
    28 May 2014 10: 03
    "Ignorance is happiness!" - something about D. Psaki.
  30. +3
    28 May 2014 10: 05
    This is ridiculous to me, I think that in mattress 99% of the population perceive this nonsense as the truth.
  31. 0
    28 May 2014 10: 06
    "A young and beautiful woman" - well, I beg you!
  32. 0
    28 May 2014 10: 06
    All this is funny, and the transatlantic president is an eccentric, and this Psaki fool, just how, with such "specialists", the USA gets their way? Maybe we should think that the "eccentrics" in the government, if they do harm, then not their own country, so that we don't have new Serdyukovs and others like him, with painful consequences not to enemies, but to our army and our country.
    1. 0
      28 May 2014 10: 28
      how with such "specialists" the United States achieve its

      Well, behind them are professional puppeteers with trillion assets, plus their ancestors left a large army and a bunch of analytical manuals.
  33. +1
    28 May 2014 10: 07
    ... and SUCH represents the USA !!! laughing
    1. +1
      28 May 2014 10: 27
      Quote: Genur
      ... and SUCH represents the USA !!! laughing

      Apparently, other, more literate, may be agents of Russia ...
  34. +1
    28 May 2014 10: 10
    The State Department specifically psaki put the press to answer that she would make the whole world laugh. The chicken has more intelligence than her laughing
    1. +1
      28 May 2014 10: 21
      The State Department specifically psaki put the press to answer that she would make the whole world laugh.

      Maybe this is a trick? Political ...
    2. +8
      28 May 2014 11: 00
      Quote: Athenogen
      The chicken has more intelligence than her

      And about this smart girl they began to forget
      Eligibility
    3. 0
      29 May 2014 21: 41
      [/ Center]
      Quote: Athenogen
      The chicken has more intelligence than her

      But what is the diploma
  35. +3
    28 May 2014 10: 14
    If Belarus invades Ukraine, the Sixth Fleet of the USA will immediately be deployed to the shores of Belarus. ” The fact that Belarus has no coast does not bother the State Department. As stated by Psaki ... "

    Or maybe we will not embarrass the State Department, will we make the coast of Belarus? On the Black Sea, for example, or on the Baltic, or the Mediterranean ... And if you respect the Psaki personally, then you can arrange on the Atlantic coast. wassat
  36. +4
    28 May 2014 10: 17
    Jen Psaki again in the proske! (Carousel, trampoline and more ...)
  37. +1
    28 May 2014 10: 18
    Quote: robinson
    I remember that feeling of shame when they showed Yeltsin conducting the orchestra, brrrr. But the Americans really do not care? No, well, changing the president is not easy, but such a fool is the problem of dismissing?

    Yes, because they are all the same there, and this one is the smartest!
  38. 0
    28 May 2014 10: 20
    Psaki Theme Statement -
    "but let's have pity on the young and beautiful woman"

    Where did the author see youth and beauty? 35 years is not old age but not youth for sure, and what beauty are we talking about? Primal chaos and even more beautiful)))
  39. +19
    28 May 2014 10: 23
    V. Liseenko

    Psaki

    I would fight with laughter in a tantrum
    But in the soul poppies bloom -
    In hopelessly distant America
    Ignites the psaki comedy.

    On a cold well-groomed face
    Toughen arrogance, lipstick and cheats ...
    Furrows on manure policy
    Madam Belodomnaya psaki.

    Mouth agape respectfully
    Democrats, Chaldeans, hacks,
    How easy, without shame, and much
    Creates a Psaki story.

    But the shame behind a smile will not hide
    Stupidity is seen by specialists and onlookers ...
    The speaker is not quite competent -
    The notorious redhead psaki.

    I fight from wild laughter in a tantrum
    I laugh like horses in a stall -
    Like in great great america
    There was no one better than Psaki ?!
    1. 0
      28 May 2014 15: 10
      Bravissimo! You "+", sorry only one. good
    2. 0
      28 May 2014 23: 29
      V. Liseenko! Yes, you are a talent! Have fun! Good poem! Can I download it and introduce my friends? Do not you mind?
  40. +3
    28 May 2014 10: 26
    Or maybe she’s not a dog, but a patsak from the planet Pluk? The population consists of two social groups - patsakov and chatlan. Chatlan is dominant on Plyuk. They have privileges over patsaks. The latter are obliged to wear tsaki and do ku in front of chatlans. On Plyuk there are not only white-skinned, but also black-skinned chatlans, but there are no signs of discrimination or segregation by skin color. A black man can be a representative of power - from which it can be concluded that the difference in skin color is not considered a “basis” for segregation on Pluck. The nominal ruler of Plyuk is Mr. PJ. However, it is known that behind it is a higher government located on another planet.
    The feeling is that she is from there, not only she, but also Barack, who probably has a pancreas, macaquean, etc.
  41. +3
    28 May 2014 10: 33
    Animal))
  42. +1
    28 May 2014 10: 37
    "let's have pity on a young and beautiful woman."

    You got excited about the "beautiful woman".

    "" If Belarus invades Ukraine, the US Sixth Fleet will be immediately deployed to the shores of Belarus. "

    And all US submarines will be transferred to the steppes of Ukraine.
    1. MBA78
      +1
      28 May 2014 14: 44
      and all military and non-military satellites of the United States to the Pacific Ocean
  43. +2
    28 May 2014 10: 49
    the blonde is painted in red is "artificial intelligence"
  44. +5
    28 May 2014 10: 53
    Get out of Jen! You would do so much to de-credit America wassat
  45. +9
    28 May 2014 10: 54
    laughter, laughter, and something with fur ... another 10-15 years to the exam in Russia and we will have exactly the same ministers, secretaries of state, deputies and more ...
    1. D.V.
      +1
      28 May 2014 14: 52
      Having an education does not mean having a mind !!! wassat
  46. +14
    28 May 2014 10: 54
    some more PSACK
  47. +2
    28 May 2014 10: 55
    The surname itself says a lot, as they say, that God gave, it turned out lol
  48. +5
    28 May 2014 11: 03
    If you are DUMPY AS A CORK, UGLY AND CORRECT, AND ALSO THE VAGINAL AMERICAN, THEN YOU WILL BE TAKEN TO THE WHITE HOUSE FACE OF AMERICA !!!!
    1. +2
      29 May 2014 15: 14
      At first, I also thought that the psaki was a little dumb. But now I am more and more plagued by vague doubts about whether it is intended to behave in this way. Lavrov and Churkin are climbing out of their way, trying to bring the real situation to the world. And she smiles and denies everything. Moreover, they deny everyone who benefited from the collapse of the union. Or maybe Russia would not hurt to mow this way and turn off the gas to say: "Oh, why is it over, is it over?"
  49. +7
    28 May 2014 11: 04
    smile Well, why did you attack the girl? She's tough! Politics is boring without it! Her "Miss World" contest must be! Or even a pridedent of the tan! In the rzhaka will be!
    1. +1
      28 May 2014 11: 58
      In rzhaka will be!

      Will - Rzhaki! laughing
  50. komrad.klim
    +3
    28 May 2014 11: 12
    “If you are so smart, why so poor?”
    smart and smart are these synonyms?
    TO BE RICH - NEED TO BE GONE! 99%
    1% on exclusion
    TO BE RICH - NEED TO BE A CONTRACTOR!
    1. +3
      28 May 2014 11: 58
      Quote: komrad.klim
      TO BE RICH - NEED TO BE GONE! 99%
      1% on exclusion
      TO BE RICH - NEED TO BE A CONTRACTOR!

      It is enough to be just a person who is not weighed down by moral standards.
  51. Palych9999
    +1
    28 May 2014 11: 17
    We would like this specialist at Oboronservis...
    A good group would gather, NATO would dissolve itself...
  52. +2
    28 May 2014 11: 25
    all these political ladies are really scary - Ashton del Pontija Psaka... no one has repealed the laws of physiology, the lack of male attention affects behavior, you have to look for a replacement in politics and the more dissatisfied, the more aggressive the behavior.
    1. Elena Pavlova
      0
      28 May 2014 11: 46
      What about Khulya with the bomb?
    2. Elena Pavlova
      0
      28 May 2014 11: 46
      What about Khulya with the bomb?
  53. +1
    28 May 2014 11: 27
    Dogs are not dogs, but what have they done in Ukraine. Apparently they have it as a distraction. but in general the whole white house is the puppet theater of Karabas Barabas. Whatever Karabas wishes, they do. But they are not supposed to think; the puppeteer thinks for them.
  54. +2
    28 May 2014 11: 31
    As always, I am glad to see articles by Oleg Chuvakin. For the article, of course +.
  55. Gorec79
    +1
    28 May 2014 11: 31
    who knows if there are dogs somewhere on social networks? otherwise we should send her a message that her last name has become the name for measuring the stupidity factor-IP.
  56. 0
    28 May 2014 11: 33
    It’s not for nothing that her parents are a builder and a psychotherapist; one hit her with a sledgehammer and the other treated her
  57. +2
    28 May 2014 11: 35
    The worst thing is that we have the same situation with managers!
    Putin and the hedgehog with him only prove the rule...
    It’s true in the Volgograd region, but I don’t know about others. But the ongoing reforms say that the staffing situation is very bad!
  58. +1
    28 May 2014 11: 37
    In response to Psaki, Lukashenko stated that he would send not only HIS sixth fleet, but also eighty of HIS Pacific aircraft carriers to the shores of the United States.
  59. Roshchin
    0
    28 May 2014 11: 48
    Like in the school rhyme: “I don’t know who wrote it, but I read D.u.r.AK”
  60. nika08
    0
    28 May 2014 11: 53
    I can't even spare words for this nonsense.
  61. +2
    28 May 2014 11: 54
    How right M. Zadornov is after all. They (the Americans) don’t even have anyone to choose from. The theory that a good education should be expensive doesn’t work, since an expensive education can be stupidly bought. The incentive to study disappears, the main goal becomes getting prestigious crust, the only problem that remains is where to get the money (who doesn’t have it). We already have an example: 100 points for the Unified State Exam in Russian in Dagestan for the children of rich Dagestanis.
  62. +1
    28 May 2014 12: 02
    Stop joking! When Yeltsin spoke I was ashamed of Russia, I laughed at Bush Jr., at Obama too, but because of Psaki I am ashamed of all humanity! feel wassat
  63. +2
    28 May 2014 12: 06
    “Let others write!” - this slogan, long ago invented by literary blacks, perfectly reflects not just the complete incompetence, but also the inability to think of American politicians.

    Literary blacks write just that. But what they write is then read on paper by the literary planters. Although which of this Psaki is a planter? She rather fits the category of heroes whom, in Margaret Mitchell's novel Gone with the Wind, the real planters call "that white rag Slattery" ...
  64. Blondy
    +6
    28 May 2014 12: 10
    On behalf of all blondes I declare a protest! How can we, simple blondies, be compared with this dyed-up chick who can’t just read the text??? in Russia all blondes can read! am this already makes us geniuses in comparison with her.. and only a 100% impotent could write about her beauty!! who is no longer afraid to wake up with such a person next to her in the morning... just think - she comes to these briefings wearing makeup! tongue what if you wash it? laughing
    1. 0
      28 May 2014 13: 21
      I approve! As a man, I understand, but statistics are a stubborn thing. If you want to refute it, write
  65. Asketxnumx
    +1
    28 May 2014 12: 21
    Always, at all times, a smart leader tried to place smart people in important areas. And for secondary ones - their own, by connections, by kinship, etc.
    Here we see a completely incompetent specialist. And as a person, I’m a complete fool. And they hold her! In any normal state they wouldn’t let someone like that come close. What is this for?
    And to the fact that by doing so the states are telling the whole world: we don’t care about you. Say thank you for this one too. Let him carry what he wants, it’s a great honor for you. And if you keep popping up, we’ll find something even dumber. We have enough of this goodness!
  66. Everest2014
    +2
    28 May 2014 12: 26
    Bush was also an excellent idiot, but this did not stop him from overthrowing the Iraqi leader and starting oil production by US companies.
  67. 0
    28 May 2014 12: 35
    Apparently, in modern America, simply smart people are not needed. Those who speak with their population on the same level are enough.
  68. Tolerast
    0
    28 May 2014 12: 40
    What a charming liar. The Woman of My Dreams love
  69. +1
    28 May 2014 12: 41
    Soon Mongolian submarines will suddenly attack the states. So beware! (For the State Department's information, Mongolia is like entering the Congo, immediately to the right.)
  70. 0
    28 May 2014 13: 30
    She was not far from her Ukrainian brothers. http://youtu.be/d1UPa77runs
    Brother blows his brother's bow at a talent show.
  71. +6
    28 May 2014 13: 37
    This is the GENE POOL of the West
  72. +2
    28 May 2014 13: 39
    Yes. Here's another topic
  73. 0
    28 May 2014 13: 45
    Jenn with fiery red hair
    Well, good fuck...
    It's indecent, damn it.
  74. 0
    28 May 2014 14: 00
    Dogs... the face of America... a generalized image of an American politician...
    But I once thought... that Zadornov was exaggerating... to blame... The reality turned out to be even steeper due to some extreme stupidity.
  75. D.V.
    0
    28 May 2014 14: 49
    Or maybe she just meant that the sixth fleet would enter Svislach and terrify everyone? laughing
  76. 0
    28 May 2014 15: 20
    What do you want, FUCK, PIISAKI, etc., this is the face of rotten Western democracy, their mind and conscience, there’s nothing even surprising.
  77. 0
    28 May 2014 15: 29
    Dogs are absolute mediocrity, a great ZERO!
  78. 0
    28 May 2014 15: 32
    health
    It’s somehow hard to believe in the stupidity of this dog. maybe this is a military trick? Well, just relax guys, laugh, laugh, make fun of us... well, will we quietly put you with your back to us during morning exercises?
    It's hard to believe that a person can be so stupid. Although... .
  79. tokin1959
    0
    28 May 2014 16: 18
    It’s stupid people like Pstsaki who are trying to establish world domination.
    Take the same dirty Niger Obama - whatever one may say - there are three superpower on the globe - the Russian Federation, the USA and China.
    Usually the strong one either makes friends or at least maintains normal relationships with his equals.
    and the dirty nigga looks like a gopnik who decided to bring others to their knees, out of a false sense of superiority, but he cannot cope with a strong man and he recruits six who sing and dance to his tune.
  80. +3
    28 May 2014 16: 20
    I propose to make a new humorous program on “Russia-24” “Laughs from Psaki”. I think the ratings will be crazy.
  81. 0
    28 May 2014 16: 46
    Once again they confirm that the USA is one big circus that can’t leave laughing
  82. 0
    28 May 2014 16: 57
    Star!!!! Just what? State Department? Television? Ministry of Foreign Affairs? Circus? Or a brothel????!!!
    1. ded10041948
      0
      28 May 2014 20: 11
      If this one is the star of the brothel, he should have gone bankrupt on the second client!
      1. Gilgamesh
        +1
        28 May 2014 23: 34
        Nothing of the kind, he will flourish! The Russians would specially fly, chip in, sit around Psaki in a circle and ask to “read.”
  83. 0
    28 May 2014 17: 31
    Psaki is the captain of the KVN team from the White House. I always look forward to her performance, if this continues, then Maslyakov will have to retire
  84. 0
    28 May 2014 18: 08
    The phenomenon is not new... An ordinary professional worker makes a career.
  85. +1
    28 May 2014 18: 46
    Well, Biden! And how can you get to Putin in this canoe? laughing
  86. 0
    28 May 2014 19: 00
    She needs to conduct her briefings on prime time TV. Based on advertising revenues alone for this highly rated humorous program, the State Department will switch to self-financing :))))
  87. +1
    28 May 2014 19: 12
    It’s sad, of course, this woman is not just released to reporters. While this woman is talking nonsense, dirty deeds are being done somewhere. The carry himself will not answer, and he will have nothing to say, and people like Mat will crush him with questions. So they released the clown to the people - 15 minutes of shame and then we continue. And no one seems to care that she is a representative of Godep.
  88. +1
    28 May 2014 19: 35
    Psaki is Zadornov’s muse.
  89. kin
    +1
    28 May 2014 20: 07
    There's not much laughter here...
    As a result, the State Department may not give its official position. It’s very convenient - you don’t need to refuse some words later, you can refer to the fact that someone didn’t understand something, etc.

    Meticulous journalists will practice “cleverness” with her, and will achieve nothing - intelligence will not learn anything from this open source.
    1. 0
      28 May 2014 22: 48
      Here is a person who said more precisely what I wrote above.
  90. 0
    28 May 2014 21: 32
    They attacked the unfortunate girl! She doesn’t even have time to wash herself, her hair is always greasy, everything in her office is carouseling, her head is spinning.
    POOR((((
    PSStupid State Department fool.
  91. 0
    28 May 2014 22: 03
    And if I were present at her briefing, I would ask some stupid childish question)))
    1. Gilgamesh
      0
      28 May 2014 23: 36
      And we’ll call the attraction TT: “Turn with us! Tumble better than us!”
  92. 0
    28 May 2014 22: 13
    The fact that Belarus has no coasts does not bother the State Department. As Psaki stated..."

    Great, the State Department allowed Old Man to take the Baltic states for himself. Let him re-educate :)
  93. 0
    28 May 2014 23: 20
    Yeahhhh... It would be interesting to look at that literary Obama, sorry, at the literary African American... (oh, not that again), at the literary (shhhh!!! Whisper, otherwise the politically correct "merican" will hear) black man, who for BEAUTIES!!!??? (ugh!!! the author of the article is a pervert, sorry) Pissing (why, or what?) writes such speeches!!! The little black one is probably kidding me! Hey, comedian!!! Ay, well done!!! And she, Mocha (oh, Ssaka), seems to take everything at face value! Well, someone tell her, BEAUTY (!!!???), that this is all a joke and there is no need to say it out loud in front of people!
    1. Gilgamesh
      0
      28 May 2014 23: 48
      -...also the State Department wants to say that the parenthesis, don’t read this, comma, stupid, exclamation point, parenthesis. Personally, I don’t know what this means, but colleagues in my office say that this is a malicious manifestation of Putin’s imperialist habits.
  94. Gilgamesh
    0
    28 May 2014 23: 43
    In fact, sometimes her wording... excuse me, her paper is very precise. So Lee asked her a question along the lines of “Are you even aware that in the east of Ukraine they are shooting at civilians?” Psaki’s eyes widened joyfully, breath in her goiter. stole - asked the expected question! Half smile...
    -The US government is not worried about this issue.
    They don't care. Everything fits together.
  95. 0
    28 May 2014 23: 45
    A face not disfigured by intellect...
  96. 0
    29 May 2014 00: 21
    Quote: Prokop
    “If Belarus invades Ukraine, the US Sixth Fleet will be immediately deployed to the shores of Belarus”
    Psaki bark, and the caravan batki goes.

    Abama in the same spirit:
    Speaking to graduates of the West Point military academy in New York, US President Barack Obama threatened Russia and China with war. The American leader said that he was ready to use the army in the event of aggression from Moscow or Beijing.

    "Regional aggression that goes unpunished - in southern Ukraine, the South China Sea or anywhere else in the world - will impact our allies and could embarrass our military," Obama said.

    At the same time, the politician does not doubt the power of the United States, Reuters reports. Thus, he is confident that the world will be lost without the United States, because “when any crisis situation arises, everyone turns their attention to America.” Thus, according to Obama, Ukrainians would not even be able to choose their future without Washington’s help.

    In addition, during his speech, Barack Obama said that his country was still able to achieve the isolation of Russia. “Our ability to shape world opinion helped to immediately isolate Russia. Thanks to America's leadership, the world immediately condemned Russia's actions: Europe and the G7 joined us in imposing sanctions, NATO strengthened its commitment to Eastern Europe,

    http://www.kp.ru/online/news/1747793/
  97. 0
    29 May 2014 05: 13
    ...but let's take pity on the young and beautiful woman.

    Boo-uh-uh. Almost vomited. And where is the beauty???
    It would be better
    She should drink some more poison...


    Half a century ago, psychologist Edwin Giselli (Edwin E. Ghiselli) empirically proved that the most significant results in management are achieved not by people with the highest level of intellectual development, but by owners of average intellectual abilities.

    And this is for admirers in the Russian Federation of You-Know-Who.
  98. D.V.
    0
    29 May 2014 08: 01
    Well, why? One of the big people there blurted out, “We are a free country and people here have the right to be stupid.” So that’s what they’re doing! The stupider the better! In a word y)))
  99. Bormental
    0
    29 May 2014 11: 46
    The dumb-faced uyobische conscientiously tries to read many unfamiliar letters. She should star in the film “Dumb and Dumber” with V. Syumar.
  100. 0
    29 May 2014 11: 58
    The last name of this Jane is read without the letter “P” (according to the rules of translation), as for the fact that she broadcasts to the whole world with wide eyes, she had worthy ancestors - who organized the beating of the people who had lived for centuries before their appearance, with the help of more long-range weapons and multiplied with the help of prostitutes no longer in demand in the brothels of Europe...