When can I bomb? Ukraine for debts

6 May 2014 199

On the eve of May Day, we sat mentally with Swedish customers. Naturally, they did not bypass the “new member of the European Union” - Ukraine. And of course, the hot Scandinavian guys did not fail to go on duty on the "bad guy" Putin, who "does not want to leave Yukrein alone .."

Not wanting to start a useless argument about who does not want to leave anyone alone, I decided to stop at the rear:

“Why didn’t you want to leave your debtors alone and ready to bury them alive?” Let's agree: you forgive debts to your debtors, and I call the Kremlin directly (forgive, Lord, for a bluff) and agree to forgive Russian debtors. Are you ready? Let's go!

And with a sweeping gesture he took a blank sheet of paper from his briefcase.

Tolerant Democrats shied away from the leaf A4, like the devil from incense.

- What is the debt? What does it have to do with debt? - they screamed in chorus, - it is clear to everyone that this is simple, faking is shit, imperial ambitions! Desire to select sovereign territories!

“That's right,” I did not give up, “what were we just talking about?” If the debtor cannot pay, we will have to describe and take away his property, everything that we reach ... We will reach the land - we will take the land. We reach the refrigerator - we will select the refrigerator. Themselves just that I so confidently talked about it. And they thought it was all right. So maybe wrong? Will not we take away?

From my Scandinavian interlocutors it seemed as if they let the air out ...

- And he owes a lot to him? - they asked very dimly?

- No, not much. 3 is a yard of money for gas, another 3 yard is the last loan, another 11 is current sanctions, and maybe there is something, I don’t remember ...

“No, well, this is unfair,” the Scandinavians reasonably reasoned, “debts must be repaid.”

- In-oh-oh-about, already warmer ... And if the debtor does not want to give anything, but still makes a goat face to the lender?

- Well, yes, undoubtedly, for such a decent company face beat ...

- Even warmer. And now the question is - suppose you ... no, wrong, suppose my Latvia took a 3 yard ... no, not you, the Yankees, and then told the US to kiss my ass. What will the Yankees do?

“Let them fuck the fuckin ',” the chief of the delegation said without a doubt, “they won't leave a stone unturned so that others will be discouraged ...”

- Well, then Americans can, and Putin can not? Is this fair?

From the enlightened Swedish faces, I realized that they had everything in their heads. The incomprehensible phrases of the Russian media about the salvation of Russian Ukrainians and the family terms “brother, sister, mother-in-law” and so on that are untranslatable into any Western language are gone. Gone is the frightening cause of what is happening in the version of the Western media about the mental illness of the Russian president. Everything fell into place. Cool guy Putin, it turns out, just wets fucking bad debtors, and the more they are bad, the stronger they will be fucking. Everything is logical, everything is fair ...

- Serge, why does the Russian foreign minister say nothing about this? - Curious Viking put me in a dead end at the end of the conversation.

That was a stab in the back. And really, why? Why not use this killer argument for Westerners? Everything is so simple. Must - pay. Do not pay - be patient and see how your property is described, calling for it not the price that suits you, but that which suits the lender.

Are there any intercessors? No problem! Pay and fly! Do not want? No money - no honey! Come in when the money comes, but for now sit there quietly on the sidelines, while we deal with the debtor here ... Iron, soldering iron, started ...

Hear, who has Lavrov's mobile phone, throw off in a personal, it is very necessary ...

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siberalt

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7 May 2014 19: 18

It’s somehow easy to transfer to Ukraine’s debts. Because everything seems to be obvious. All her debts there are in p*ndosia. All Ukrainian unpaid tribute goes to them due to non-payment of Russian gas, among other things. And they will do everything so that Ukraine does not settle accounts with us. Tribute comes first. They will give you a loan through the Navy and immediately take it away. That's all there is to it.
Sergey Vl.

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7 May 2014 20: 11

Just recently they reported that the Russian Federation wrote off 10 yards (as in the article) of the DPRK. How can this be explained in a decorous and noble way?
northern

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7 May 2014 21: 08

May 7 expires, Ukraine has not paid for gas

The Russian Gazprom did not receive payment for gas supplies for April 2014 from the Ukrainian Naftogaz, as a result of which Ukraine's overdue debt grew to $3,508 billion, the official representative of the Russian company Sergei Kupriyanov told reporters on Wednesday.

Ukraine received a targeted tranche from the IMF to pay off gas debts, but it does not want to pay.
Capyar 48315

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7 May 2014 22: 08

there is no need to reduce everything to a farce - stat minus
northern

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8 May 2014 02: 50

Very expected. Yaitsenyukh said that he was ready to pay off debts to Gazprom if the price tag was reduced to 285 USD. It seems to me that he has a lot of shit on his shovel.
Deff

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8 May 2014 03: 33

I think it makes sense to hint to Merkel about the benefits of removing the colonial dependence of Germany’s political decisions on the United States.
1. To do this, give anti-trump cards against compromising evidence from the NSA for her and her office.
2. Make the situation more dependent on the EU than on the USA.
For example, introducing an idea:
What is the offer from the EU and Germany of more preferential loans to stabilize the economy and pay off current gas debts (than from the IMF) secured by the gas transportation system of Ukraine, up to the payment of all debts (well, and some time after ~ 2 years)
Such control of the GTS will simultaneously control government decisions in Kyiv and the basis for a smooth replacement of the government with a more sane one, since the pipe is the main feeding trough of the cabinet.
An opportunity to remove EU fears about a “gas war” as the basis of militant rhetoric.
787nkx

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8 May 2014 10: 23

To declare everything up to the bank of the Dnieper as your exclusive zone of influence.
Weld the pipe.
Polarfox

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8 May 2014 17: 47

Donbass is in danger: http://novorus.info/news/events/15947-srochno-yugo-vostok-v-opasnosti.html
They ask for maximum repost.
Gabrielnono

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8 May 2014 18: 24

There is no good war and bad peace ...
Palych9999

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8 May 2014 20: 28

The most curious thing is that all of Gazprom’s “twists” with the contract in Stockholm may result in the fact that he himself will have to pay the “debt” to Naftogaz...
It's not as simple as someone here somewhere would like it to be:
http://zn.ua/columnists/gazovyy-spor-yuridicheskie-aspekty-uregulirovaniya-14468
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Cynic

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8 May 2014 20: 43

Quote: Palych9999
The most curious

That's exactly what's so curious. Have you even read what you are proposing to other forum members for consideration?
The most humorous thing is that Naftogaz claims that gas prices are politically based! Who would doubt it!
Yanukovych to the presidency, PS and others like them to the zone and you will be happy! I don `t want ? Then five hundred killed raccoons, otherwise what is the political basis?
It’s time to end speculation with gas from Russia, dear, and the theft of it too!
zag

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8 May 2014 20: 57

We had a good talk with the Swedes, now Lavrov also needs to talk with his colleagues, offer to pay the Ukrainian debt or bite his tongue
Trekhsotchik

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9 May 2014 02: 40

Very figurative, big respect to the author! You must speak to any creature in its language. But it’s unlikely that we have interpreters who know the language of this animal. Here it would be more appropriate to have a good whip along the ridge in the form of OUR sanctions - cut off the gas, sell off US bonds, plus there is no secret that their entire economy is tied to petrodollars. I can imagine how the overseas and EU ghouls will scream when their own population begins to hang them on poles.
Aunt Sonya

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9 May 2014 04: 49

Monya, I don’t understand at all for our Ukraine... Everyone keeps telling Mina that we are at war with Russia! - So what? -So today, the results of the Ukrainian-Russian war are disappointing. Ukrainian losses: 7 tanks, 1 self-propelled howitzer, 10 armored vehicles, 1 helicopter and 1 plane. More than 20 million people surrendered... And what do you think?.. The Russian army still hasn’t shown up for the war!..
Kostya pedestrian

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9 May 2014 06: 07

Funny photo. It reminded me of Dobrynya Nikitich from the mill cartoon about “The Snake of Gorynych.”
I have great respect for Ilya Muromets, as well as Sikorsky, but I will say that Dobrynya actually works wonders. There is a lot to learn! Thank you Melnitsa.

Well, since Ilya is reading, I’ll advise you to breed less Toyotas, and it’s better to come to us in Australia. Straight to the Tsar's City. Why is it necessary to develop character in the Polatis? We have five-star hotels in Cairn. Australian wine is not inferior to the best varieties of the French. Heaven on earth!
Maybe we’ll find the treasury of the Prince of Kyiv, and we’ll get our horses back, and these ponies are everywhere! You won’t find a real trotter brought down with fire (though eternal fire).

Yes, and you will help me with my work, otherwise I was either sent to work, or to the black stones, like the 6th company. The main thing is, straight to the black stork. And just imagine, in a still life, he’s black as hell.
Well, if PerATSya is c b-lyt qcrb, then I congratulate everyone on the legendary and eternal May 9, and in honor of Victory Day for our Great Stalin I want to sing:

Vano, listen, it’s very hard to hear!
Why didn't the phone answer for so long?
Listen to me, I'll tell you how it turned out
Until the connection was completely broken.

No, I didn’t drink, I even started to sober up.
I'll say this, don't interrupt:
The head of the market must be cut immediately -
There is no conscience at all, no matter how much you give it.

The carriage that you sent here
I sold everything the day after yesterday.
They didn’t sell me a place in the market,
But I sold from the backyard.

Tell me, who sent the goods so unripe?
Everyone laughed at me like I was a thief!
Find out, Vano, who did this,
When I come, I’ll drown him in the Kura River.

PiES: there is the legendary movie “The Day of the Division Commander”, and if theologians are reading, study the site “The Polar Bear’s Den” You should never, as at Shrovetide, sacrifice your dream to someone else’s.

Smersh Bandera crime org! Give me free Lviv!
Vitaly Anisimov

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9 May 2014 06: 29

With such power, Ukraine has one path..)))
andj61

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9 May 2014 06: 51

Happy Victory Day!
Manul49

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9 May 2014 08: 37

A soldering iron is a good thing, but if there are no headstocks, it’s a waste of electricity.

Take a pipe for debt? So then at every meter you will have to set up security against pirate inserts of cunning *** ukrov.

We must force the EU and US, who started the mess, to pay. It's a pity that summer is coming and not winter...