Rogozin advised Americans to deliver their astronauts into orbit using trampolines

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As reported on the site lenta.ru, Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin, amid sanctions imposed by the United States against Russia, advised the Americans to use a trampoline to deliver their astronauts to the ISS. Earlier, Rogozin has already stated that the anti-Russian sanctions implemented by the European Union and the United States will definitely return to them as a boomerang.

Rogozin advised Americans to deliver their astronauts into orbit using trampolines


The vice-premier in his Twitter microblog noted that the issue of restrictions against the Russian space industry causes him a lot of emotions, which he still has to restrain as a member of the government’s leadership. Further, Rogozin added that the imposition of sanctions is a kind of boomerang that returns and then the one who launched it suffers. But apparently, the United States and the European Union have forgotten about this, and therefore behave accordingly.

Also, mentioning the introduction of restrictions against the rocket and space industry, Rogozin stressed that trying to clean up the Russian industrial services market with the help of sanctions, first of all, the United States is putting the European Union and the European Space Agency at risk.

Recall that on the eve of the American authorities have increased the list of restrictions imposed on Russia, due to the worsening situation in Ukraine. Thus, 17 Russian companies, including Rostec Corporation, were added to the list. Meanwhile, at present, astronauts are delivered to orbit exclusively by Soyuz ships, for one place in which the US pays Russia about 70 million dollars.
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  1. 0
    April 30 2014 05: 27
    As I understand it, the end of cooperation between the United States and Russia in manned space flight will actually mean the end of the manned program of both countries. They won’t be able to deliver people into orbit for another five years, and we will have nowhere to do it - the ISS is still an international project and, in fact, mutual discord means the end of the project. We will have nowhere to fly for five years, maybe more.
  2. -4
    April 30 2014 06: 03
    I can't help but be amazed at how many smart people there are!... they keep track of statistics, calculate numbers, come up with tables and diagrams, in general they know everything... and they all sit in their little room in a freezing chair from morning till night on the Internet... and give advice how to rule the world!

    GO TO WORK!!!!
    1. dmitrij.blyuz
      +1
      April 30 2014 14: 09
      GO TO WORK!!!!======Not smart? I don’t like it, no one keeps it on the site. The main caste here are service people. Keep an eye on the bazaar.
  3. -2
    April 30 2014 06: 09
    Jump-jump, jump-jump, I'm a cheerful racer, open the doors wider, I brought you gonorrhea!
  4. 0
    April 30 2014 06: 38
    They began to lament something: “the boss is all gone…”, if everything had been like that, then we would have long ago been torn to pieces by these international locusts. But as they say: “... there is still gunpowder in the flasks...” and our Russia is too tough for them, and sanctions are just a clumsy attempt to “save face” (which they lost without noticing half a century ago without even noticing)! And let them have fun with the sanctions “... this is not our method Shurik...”. But let them not forget that Putin responds unexpectedly and with lightning speed, and most importantly, without causing damage to the country!
  5. Chuykov
    +1
    April 30 2014 06: 53
    For them, these developments did not stop for a single day, while ours, at least for the period from 90 to 2000, were discarded for at least 30 years, and plus money, almost the whole world works for their space program .... and Rogozin .. .Rogozin says that he should ... it would be worse if he began to apologize to them and ask for forgiveness, and so, at the moment his words are relevant.
  6. +1
    April 30 2014 07: 31
    Quote: scorpionship
    what are you all waiting for, what kind of chatter, Russia cannot do anything (insulting for it), I, just goof off with a bang of patriotism. As Putin said, we will not impose sanctions (because we cannot) and everyone is shouting cheers.

    On your part, this is not a smart statement at the moment; on the tactical side, these sanctions are to our benefit,
    1. The country's financial sector has begun to stir.
    2. Increasing patriotism when the enemy’s traits are clearly expressed is quite difficult to achieve.
    3. We clearly show the ordinary people of the planet who the aggressor is here. And we are not afraid, we are not IRAQ, not Libya, etc.
  7. +1
    April 30 2014 07: 38
    what are you all waiting for, what kind of chatter, Russia cannot do anything (insulting for it), I, just goof off with a bang of patriotism. As Putin said, we will not impose sanctions (because we cannot) and everyone is shouting cheers.
    But here I don’t agree. Russia can do everything but doesn’t want to. It’s like in Krylov’s fable, The Elephant and the Pug.
  8. 0
    April 30 2014 07: 42
    American attempts against Russia are like a storm in a teacup.
    The storm will pass, the foam will go away, but the sediment will remain.
    Moscow will always remember this!
  9. 0
    April 30 2014 08: 46
    Quote: elmi
    Quote: leks
    Why do we need to impose sanctions against whom? European politicians or what? Yes, they poh ... to enter Russia.

    At least against politicians who do the most harm to Russia. Our special services know better who to impose sanctions on. So some European politicians are just not worth it ... since some European politicians who have their own business may suffer from the imposition of sanctions,
    Quote: leks
    But your statement about the replacement of the dolar is already fantastic on your part, at least in the near future, since no economy in the world can do this even China.

    Read my words carefully
    Quote: elmi
    rejection of the dollar for the sale of oil and gas
    Russia has the right to sell its resources in any currency. Example: China, the Bank of Russia and the People’s Bank of China have concluded an agreement on foreign trade settlements in rubles and yuan. http://www.vesti.ru/doc.html?id=487489&cid=6

    I don’t argue with this that it can be sold for rubles, but there are long-term contracts of 5-10-20-30 years, and soon we will sign with China for 30 years, what clauses we signed with Europe, every little thing is written down in such contracts and there in long-term contracts The ruble currency may not be indicated, but only the reserve currencies of the world may be indicated!!!
    Let’s move on, I signed a contract with you for the supply of resources at a certain price and in a certain currency, euro dollar, and we didn’t forget to write the ruble there, you are rich in money such as the dollar euro, but you don’t have a ruble, and the resource supplier wanted to sell the contract for rubles allows.
    Tell me where to get this ruble to pay for oil and gas supplies, in which exchange office or bank in Europe can they find such amounts of money in rubles!?
    That’s why I wrote to you that yes, we can only pull this off in the long term!!!
    We must first make the ruble a regional currency within the Eurasian Economic Community and then aim at the European market.
  10. 0
    April 30 2014 08: 57
    Quote: NEXUS
    I COMPLETELY AGREE...BUT I THINK PUTIN WILL STRIKE NOT AT THE USA, BUT AT THE FED AND THE FORCES THAT STAND BEHIND THE PENTAGON AND THE WHITE HOUSE

    Then the dollar is worthless, you need to WATCH it.
  11. 0
    April 30 2014 09: 25
    Well, what can we offer in response:
    1. Refuse to deliver their astronauts
    2. Undocking your segment of the ISS (our segment, unlike theirs, can fly autonomously).
    3. Stop spacecraft launch services. Any, including civilian purposes.
    4. Stop exchanging information from our satellites.
    5. Turn off our equipment on Mars rovers.
    6. The most effective thing: stop buying Coca-Cola, Snickers, drive McDonald's out of the country.
  12. 0
    April 30 2014 09: 39
    And they can also use an ancient aerospace tool - a slingshot!!!
  13. minaco
    0
    April 30 2014 09: 59
    Let them jump with the right-wingers, they will teach them how to do it right laughing
  14. 0
    April 30 2014 10: 27
    I propose to require amers to make payments through banks that are subject to sanctions wink
  15. 0
    April 30 2014 11: 15
    Yes, that’s right, GDP: for sanctions, the pause lasts 140 ticks. In some places they will punish themselves, in others they will set each other up, but we have not yet exhausted our arsenal of sanctions. And somewhere we need to show that we don’t care, we didn’t even notice, and we don’t have time to look through a microscope.
  16. 0
    April 30 2014 11: 42
    The best means of delivery is a huge slingshot, and the best means of release is a polite pedal hi
  17. Spare
    0
    April 30 2014 12: 33
    But it would be more interesting if the Americans offered to parachute their astronaut from orbit. That's where he is now.
  18. +1
    April 30 2014 12: 57
    Quote: elmi
    When will Russia respond to the countries of America’s minions introduced by America, Europe, Japan? So far, we are only threatening to take retaliatory steps, but in practice, nothing ... Here they are insolent from our inaction. We have many answers: not to let Amers and Europeans to the ISS, not to supply space engines, to ban entry for some citizens and finally the most effective - giving up the dollar for selling oil and gas, and a lot of things. You can’t be too kind - if you hit one cheek, you don’t have to wait until they hit the other, you have to beat back. Then the next time you think about it before you hit 10 is it? because there will be an answer ...


    Look what our politicians are doing. After the introduction of sanctions, where did Lavrov end up and who did he meet with? That's right - he flew to Havana and met there with no less than Fidel and his son, and with Havana leaders. Plus said that it was time to give up on the economic embargo on Cuba. sanctions are “the lot of weak politicians” (Lavrov) Russia continues to baffle Obama; Russia’s contacts with Cuba are another blow to the security of the Americans.
  19. 0
    April 30 2014 13: 52
    I think the manufacturers of Dragoon will be most happy about this news; they have long dreamed of ousting Russia from the space transportation market. Well, Russians can breathe a sigh of relief, having gotten rid of the stigma of space guest workers, since scientific research on the ISS is carried out by “white people”, and Russia’s share in the ISS was to serve them as a “taxi driver”, “construction worker” and “janitor” ". No, really, tell me what scientific discoveries Russian astronauts made on the ISS?
  20. 0
    April 30 2014 13: 55
    [quote=MAGGNUM][quote=elmi] Russia continues to baffle Obama[/quote]
    Gold words. Hamburger eaters just can’t understand why the current Russian Federation, which is many times weaker than the USSR and, unlike it, has no attractive ideology for potential allies and satellites, is trying to step on the same rake and behave like a superpower
  21. O. BENDER
    0
    April 30 2014 13: 55
    There are options to get into space-mass, for example in a balloon, or like Baron Munchausen - on a core. By the way, an edro for them (Abamer) in the form of a dildo will help to produce, well, some Chelyabinsk metallurgical plant.
  22. dmitrij.blyuz
    0
    April 30 2014 13: 58
    Yes, we just need to make the price adequate. Not 70 lyams, but 270. We ride them for pennies. And for a trampoline (our idea!) Patented, and urgently, and cut as many hair as possible!Yes
  23. 0
    April 30 2014 16: 00
    Quote: sovetskyturist
    Yuri Mukhin Maximum of lies and stupidity, Evidence that the Americans never flew to the Moon, and not only request .In 2012 they wrote the original photos and videos of the Moonshots [lost] what

    Nobody takes this nonsense seriously. The fact of the presence of Americans on the Moon has never been disputed by scientists of any country. In particular, when, after the collapse of the USSR, Soviet cosmonauts were asked in an interview about the reality of the lunar program, they answered that it was impossible to fake the flight, since the Yankee ships (and the Yankees flew to the Moon more than once, if the Mukha people don’t know) were followed by ours radars, and from the reflector installed on the surface of the Moon by the American expedition, it was possible to determine the distance to the surface of the Moon with an accuracy of several centimeters (more accurate measurements were made already when our lunar rovers appeared on the satellite with their reflectors). These reflectors are still working and are used by astronomers to record changes in the orbit of the Moon http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9B%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%BD %D0%B0%D1%8F_%D
    0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%86%D0%B8%D1%8F_%D0%9B%D1%83%D0%BD%D1%8B
  24. 0
    April 30 2014 16: 17
    Quote: Wedmak
    Well, what can we offer in response:
    1. Refuse to deliver their astronauts
    2. Undocking your segment of the ISS (our segment, unlike theirs, can fly autonomously).
    3. Stop spacecraft launch services. Any, including civilian purposes.
    4. Stop exchanging information from our satellites.
    5. Turn off our equipment on Mars rovers.
    6. The most effective thing: stop buying Coca-Cola, Snickers, drive McDonald's out of the country.

    1. Astronauts will be transported to the Dragoon, which has already made two successful flights to the ISS, while unmanned, but Dragoon was originally developed with an eye to manned flights
    2. You cannot undock someone else's property. The Zarya and Zvezda modules are the property of NASA, built by order of NASA by the Russian side
    3. Please, can you clear the market for competitors: from the Americans with their Dragoons, to the Chinese with their “Long Marches”. Of course, prices for launching kg of cargo into space will jump sharply, but customers will grind their teeth and still pay, where will they go?
    4. I wonder who will suffer more: the Yankees without GLONASS or Russian users without GPS?
    5. To do this, you will have to send a Russian expedition to Mars so that it can manually unscrew this equipment from the rover, since it is controlled by NASA through an American-made communication system and it will not be possible to turn it off remotely
    6. If I’m not mistaken, this Russian market brings in only a few percent of the income of these companies, so they won’t suffer much, but it will be possible to use a new slogan “the taste of McDuck is the taste of freedom” in anti-Russian propaganda, as they did with Pepsi in Soviet times

    In general, unlike you, Putin understands all this well, why he openly and officially abandoned the retaliatory policy of sanctions against the West
  25. 0
    April 30 2014 16: 53
    Let's open a settlement on the Moon and call it Lunorossia!!!
  26. 0
    April 30 2014 17: 24
    What if the Americans also want to disconnect from the ISS? Here’s an interesting thing that will happen... Ours are separate, the Americans are separate, the EKS is nearby, the Japans have nothing to do with it... nothing to do with it...
  27. 0
    April 30 2014 17: 48
    Quote: MIKHAN
    Placed already))) Tipo I'm sorry John sanctions! (we only take our .. and supply)))
  28. 0
    April 30 2014 18: 51
    I have a friend, KMS, and a judge of the republican category for this very trampoline. We need to tell him to get a job at NASA as a consultant with Dmitry Rogozin’s recommendation.
  29. 0
    April 30 2014 18: 58
    Rogozin can actually kill the p8ndos with a sensation. As soon as he declares that they “bought” the myth of the lunar epic from the Brezhnev government. They will never prove otherwise laughing Even now they cannot send a person into space themselves.
    http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/932/mjvd76.jpg
  30. 0
    April 30 2014 20: 23
    Why doesn’t NASA enter into a mutually beneficial contract with the Maydowns? Use their catapults and slingshots? We didn’t think of something. And so there is a double benefit. Americans in space, Svidomo has something to steal wassat
  31. 0
    April 30 2014 20: 41
    Crocodile: "Enough! I fly! I fly! Only very low..."
  32. 0
    April 30 2014 22: 25
    I recently read that US astronauts can be transported on a commercial rocket.
  33. 0
    1 May 2014 00: 30
    Quote: Postman
    Quote: sovetskyturist
    Evidence that Americans never flew to the moon, and


    What will the author squeak when:
    1. Will the lunar module (or several) according to the Google project reach the Moon at the Apollo landing site and bring current photos and a piece of Apollo?
    2.After the Chinese do the same?
    3.After we do the same?
    4.After the Americans do the same?
    ================
    Have you ever wondered WHY the Americans don’t make the same nonsense about Soviet cosmonautics (Gagarin’s flight, Lunokhods (NASA recently posted a photo, “missing” No. 2 and No. 1 confirmation were found), Mars rovers)
    ?
    I personally am not an expert, but I’m thinking of sending a robot to the Moon and three people. There is a big difference in technology, especially in orbit, the astronauts are protected by a magnetic field. However, the question is why they don’t fly now, there are no stations. How much did the F-35 cost ninety years ago, and this is in the conditions atmosphere
  34. 0
    1 May 2014 01: 01
    Quote: Logos
    Quote: sovetskyturist
    Yuri Mukhin Maximum of lies and stupidity, Evidence that the Americans never flew to the Moon, and not only request .In 2012 they wrote the original photos and videos of the Moonshots [lost] what

    Nobody takes this nonsense seriously. The fact of the presence of Americans on the Moon has never been disputed by scientists of any country. In particular, when, after the collapse of the USSR, Soviet cosmonauts were asked in an interview about the reality of the lunar program, they answered that it was impossible to fake the flight, since the Yankee ships (and the Yankees flew to the Moon more than once, if the Mukha people don’t know) were followed by ours radars, and from the reflector installed on the surface of the Moon by the American expedition, it was possible to determine the distance to the surface of the Moon with an accuracy of several centimeters (more accurate measurements were made already when our lunar rovers appeared on the satellite with their reflectors). These reflectors are still working and are used by astronomers to record changes in the orbit of the Moon http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9B%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%BD %D0%B0%D1%8F_%D

    0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%86%D0%B8%D1%8F_%D0%9B%D1%83%D0%BD%D1%8B
    And now on all TV in the EU [experts] are saying that the Russians are fighting against Ukraine, they will also probably write an article. It’s nothing personal, everyone has their own head, there is no need to blindly believe the experts, the laws of physics are not [the laws of] liberal economics. For thousands of years, experts have been saying THE EARTH IS FLAT, and now we all know it's round
  35. 0
    1 May 2014 01: 12
    Quote: Des10
    Yes, now Rogozin can play a game of trampoline, but in a year?

    And in a year he will be able to. And even after 7 years.
    Don't you know how to read?
  36. 0
    1 May 2014 01: 14
    Quote: Chuykov
    whereas ours, at least for the period from 90 to 2000, were thrown back at least 30 years, and plus money, almost the whole world works for their space program....

    But what about polymers? I forgot about polymers. They are something like that, about... or?
  37. 0
    1 May 2014 06: 47
    It is necessary to develop your own list of sanctions against the West and further use them to explain the democratic values ​​of the East.
  38. 0
    1 May 2014 06: 49
    It’s in vain that Rogozin says so! Space is an international matter! and why does everyone forget about it! Not Us or them “Europe can generally stick a fork in its own ass” Given today’s realities, there are only two locomotives in space, RUSSIA and the USA, and Our locomotive is the First!!!
  39. 0
    1 May 2014 08: 27
    scorpionship RU Yesterday, 06:20 ↑
    What are you all waiting for, what kind of chatter, Russia can’t do anything (it’s a shame for it), I’m just freaking out from the cheers of patriotism. As Putin said, we will not impose sanctions (because we cannot) and everyone shouts hurray. Why, we can’t... We still can, but the best response to sanctions is not to respond to them, and - even on the contrary - to say WELCOME to conscientious investors - the hawks are empty and continue to kick their feet... wassat tongue
  40. raf
    0
    1 May 2014 10: 51
    The Abams and others like them probably didn’t know the saying: “Don’t wake up the trouble while it’s quiet”)))))) Soon they will begin to reap the “fruits” of their labor)))))
  41. 0
    1 May 2014 11: 25
    Quote: scorpionship
    what are you all waiting for, what kind of chatter, Russia cannot do anything (insulting for it), I, just goof off with a bang of patriotism. As Putin said, we will not impose sanctions (because we cannot) and everyone is shouting cheers.

    Yes, you are a provocateur! Or an Indian bot.
  42. 0
    1 May 2014 11: 30
    On a trampoline it takes a long time, and there is little accuracy. In the old proven way - on the core. smile
    The Europeans have already tried it. smile

  43. 0
    1 May 2014 12: 41
    Let them launch using the Maidan catapult (trebuchet)
  44. 0
    1 May 2014 13: 39
    NASA has begun training astronauts under the Trampoline to the Stars program! laughing
  45. 0
    1 May 2014 15: 53
    YES, it will be a cool attraction...delivery into space using a trampoline...The Americans are using this too, selling counterfeit stamps to all interested onlookers for the launch from Cape Canaveral!
  46. 0
    2 May 2014 00: 31
    Quote: raven75
    Yes, it is clear whose servant he is. American.

    stupid logic - like whoever is not with us is against us
  47. de bouillon
    0
    2 May 2014 14: 27
    I suggest jumping on a trampoline for Energomash employees

    Rogozin's rant about the trampoline looks funny.
  48. 0
    2 May 2014 15: 42
    Take our guys from the ISS and watch how the Americans will take theirs with the help of a trampoline.
  49. 0
    2 May 2014 19: 01
    Quote: kare
    what are you all waiting for, what kind of chatter, Russia cannot do anything (insulting for it), I, just goof off from the patriotism cheers. As Putin said, we will not impose sanctions (because we cannot) and everyone is shouting cheers

    Whose serf will you be?

    And the Cossack was sent.
  50. 0
    2 May 2014 21: 19
    Why give advice? Just refuse transportation and that’s it. And the same goes for buying RD-180 engines. Sanctions are just sanctions. And without explaining the reasons, it is stupid to notify that as of such and such a date, all named contracts have been terminated.
    I would like to see the faces of the people who received this paper.
    I would really like to.