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Rogozin advised Americans to deliver their astronauts into orbit using trampolines

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As reported on the site lenta.ru, Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin, amid sanctions imposed by the United States against Russia, advised the Americans to use a trampoline to deliver their astronauts to the ISS. Earlier, Rogozin has already stated that the anti-Russian sanctions implemented by the European Union and the United States will definitely return to them as a boomerang.


Rogozin advised Americans to deliver their astronauts into orbit using trampolines


The vice-premier in his Twitter microblog noted that the issue of restrictions against the Russian space industry causes him a lot of emotions, which he still has to restrain as a member of the government’s leadership. Further, Rogozin added that the imposition of sanctions is a kind of boomerang that returns and then the one who launched it suffers. But apparently, the United States and the European Union have forgotten about this, and therefore behave accordingly.

Also, mentioning the introduction of restrictions against the rocket and space industry, Rogozin stressed that trying to clean up the Russian industrial services market with the help of sanctions, first of all, the United States is putting the European Union and the European Space Agency at risk.

Recall that on the eve of the American authorities have increased the list of restrictions imposed on Russia, due to the worsening situation in Ukraine. Thus, 17 Russian companies, including Rostec Corporation, were added to the list. Meanwhile, at present, astronauts are delivered to orbit exclusively by Soyuz ships, for one place in which the US pays Russia about 70 million dollars.
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  1. Partisan Kramaha
    Partisan Kramaha April 29 2014 21: 19
    +163
    It was also necessary to add, hto not jump, that M. Moskal!
    1. Little Muck
      Little Muck April 29 2014 21: 21
      +135
      Quote: Partizan Kramaha
      It was also necessary to add, hto not jump, that one!

      The team of trainers of the Russian national trampoline team has already set up their services to participate in the teder. laughing
      1. elmi
        elmi April 29 2014 21: 35
        +67
        When will Russia respond to the countries of America’s minions introduced by America, Europe, Japan? So far, we are only threatening to take retaliatory steps, but in practice, nothing ... Here they are insolent from our inaction. We have many answers: not to let Amers and Europeans to the ISS, not to supply space engines, to ban entry for some citizens and finally the most effective - giving up the dollar for selling oil and gas, and a lot of things. You can’t be too kind - if you hit one cheek, you don’t have to wait until they hit the other, you have to beat back. Then the next time you think about it before you hit 10 is it? because there will be an answer ...
        1. leks
          leks April 29 2014 21: 49
          +15
          Why do we need to impose sanctions against whom? European politicians or what? Yes, they poh ... to enter Russia.
          Further, I support your indignation, because what kind of fucking Americans are locking us in space, which is worse, guys, Americans, sorry if we forbid your orbit, then in the next couple of years you will study space from the earth.
          But your statement about the replacement of the dolar is already fantastic on your part, at least in the near future, since no economy in the world can do this even China.
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          2. papas-57
            papas-57 April 29 2014 22: 11
            +29
            "Meanwhile, at present, the delivery of cosmonauts to orbit is carried out exclusively by the Soyuz spacecraft, for one place in which the United States pays Russia about $ 70 million." Fuck this money, we won’t get poorer and richer. Let the American astronauts get there on foot, or on the checkpoints. It's time to put them in place.
            1. Baloo
              Baloo April 29 2014 22: 26
              +36
              laughing Indeed. Isn’t it time to yank? angry
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              2. Aryan
                Aryan April 29 2014 23: 31
                +18
                let them deliver on trampolines, and splash down in the pool
                and if they behave themselves well, it will be possible to pour water ... yes
                1. Serg 122
                  Serg 122 April 29 2014 23: 47
                  +31
                  let them deliver on trampolines
                  Let first think about the return of their astronaut! laughing
                  1. maxxdesign
                    maxxdesign April 30 2014 05: 25
                    +6
                    yes let him down, the Russians are a kind and generous soul .... but again send someone there .. this is hell to you ... and in general we will unhook our and Chinese segments from the ISS ... and we will continue to fly to ourselves and develop .... and everything else burns in the atmosphere) without our engines no one will be able to push it back into orbit)
                  2. Zeus
                    Zeus April 30 2014 15: 53
                    +17
                          
                    1. Oleg2363
                      Oleg2363 1 May 2014 10: 49
                      +5
                      There is no real info in Ukraine. They stole the head with fiction. Many people don’t know the history of their country. But the zapadents are subjects of Austria-Hungary.
                  3. kuzia-roker
                    kuzia-roker 1 May 2014 17: 24
                    +1
                    Quote: Serg 122
                    let them deliver on trampolines
                    Let first think about the return of their astronaut! laughing
                    and what to think kick set up let go of your hands quickly, quickly wave
              3. scorpionship
                scorpionship April 30 2014 06: 20
                .
                what are you all waiting for, what kind of chatter, Russia cannot do anything (insulting for it), I, just goof off with a bang of patriotism. As Putin said, we will not impose sanctions (because we cannot) and everyone is shouting cheers.
                1. kare
                  kare April 30 2014 08: 43
                  +17
                  what are you all waiting for, what kind of chatter, Russia cannot do anything (insulting for it), I, just goof off from the patriotism cheers. As Putin said, we will not impose sanctions (because we cannot) and everyone is shouting cheers

                  Whose serf will you be?
                  1. raven75
                    raven75 April 30 2014 10: 39
                    +6
                    Yes, it is clear whose servant he is. American.
                    1. O. BENDER
                      O. BENDER April 30 2014 13: 37
                      +1
                      No need to arrange a fight between themselves, gentlemen (the Abamers are counting on this (including)), the example is Ukraine. And this insect (scorpion) says obvious things. We need to act.
                2. APASUS
                  APASUS April 30 2014 10: 46
                  +2
                  Quote: scorpionship
                  what are you all waiting for, what kind of chatter, Russia cannot do anything (insulting for it), I, just goof off with a bang of patriotism. As Putin said, we will not impose sanctions (because we cannot) and everyone is shouting cheers.

                  Don’t worry you are so Andrew!
                  They themselves introduce and punish themselves. You can’t just take and give up Russian engines for missiles ?!
                  Where necessary, they upheld everything ............
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                4. Roman1970
                  Roman1970 April 30 2014 11: 22
                  +5
                  Look at things soberly, Putin has a competent policy. Russia cannot play muscle muscles yet, but now this is not necessary, and the modernization of the army and navy is proceeding at a good pace. Everything has its time.
                  1. benefactor21
                    benefactor21 April 30 2014 19: 14
                    +1
                    Russia does not want to scare its muscles with everyone in the district and in another region. Russia wants partnerships — that is, equal in everything, in choosing demand and choosing offers on equal terms and conditions ... without double standards and a law for the elite.
                5. ochakow703
                  ochakow703 April 30 2014 13: 27
                  0
                  Well, amerikosishko, high .... smiling !? Now read what the patriots of Great Russia will write to you. I think that will be useful. Although ... since you write this, I’m not rich in mind. Do not understand.
                6. JIaIIoTb
                  JIaIIoTb April 30 2014 15: 26
                  +4
                  Quote: scorpionship
                  what are you all waiting for, what kind of chatter, Russia cannot do anything (insulting for it), I, just goof off with a bang of patriotism. As Putin said, we will not impose sanctions (because we cannot) and everyone is shouting cheers.


                  There are people for whom their imagination replaces everything.
                  It seems that he wrote almost correctly what Putin said is said. But. Took and attributed FROM YOURSELF in brackets (because we can’t).
                  Darling it's you You can not.
                  PS I hate liars!
                7. aleks 62
                  aleks 62 April 30 2014 17: 18
                  +1
                  .... We can, but do not want to - these are two big differences ...
                  1. Oleg2363
                    Oleg2363 1 May 2014 10: 54
                    +2
                    Ukraine has money for one salvo from AK. And if there is still a couple of months of confusion, then there will be nothing for the army to eat. Fat will end.
                8. alauda1038
                  alauda1038 1 May 2014 11: 49
                  +1
                  and where it is in a hurry, this is Europe from the USA;
                9. Comrade Bender
                  Comrade Bender 1 May 2014 14: 19
                  +1
                  And who said that we can’t? Simply, if we introduce our sanctions, they will all be very uncomfortable on this planet.
            2. serega.fedotov
              serega.fedotov April 29 2014 23: 45
              +8
              Quote: papas-57
              "Meanwhile, at present, the delivery of cosmonauts to orbit is carried out exclusively by the Soyuz spacecraft, for one place in which the United States pays Russia about $ 70 million." Fuck this money, we won’t get poorer and richer. Let the American astronauts get there on foot, or on the checkpoints. It's time to put them in place.

              It's not just the astronauts! The ISS is an international station, part of it belongs to the Americans. And its maintenance is a VERY expensive thing, for example, the station is gradually decreasing, so every docked progress "raises" the station! That is, if the United States wants to stop cooperation on the ISS, they must undock their module !
              1. kare
                kare April 30 2014 08: 47
                +7
                It's not just the astronauts! The ISS is an international station, part of it belongs to the Americans. And its maintenance is a VERY expensive thing, for example, the station is gradually decreasing, so every docked progress "raises" the station! That is, if the United States wants to stop cooperation on the ISS, they must undock their module !

                Hold a referendum on the ISS and introduce it into the Russian part of the ISS fellow
              2. potap48a
                potap48a April 30 2014 09: 42
                +1
                let them fly in (whatever they want) and take the th module!
                1. kuzia-roker
                  kuzia-roker 1 May 2014 17: 30
                  +1
                  Quote: potap48
                  let them fly in (whatever they want) and take the th module!

                  and even better to reset this module to Washington with pind .. Osam on board
            3. AnaBat
              AnaBat April 30 2014 09: 26
              +6
              Rogozin is burning ... but this is not the first time laughing
            4. Naum
              Naum April 30 2014 22: 24
              +1
              For 70 lyam - one way. Conversely - for 700)))
          3. matross
            matross April 29 2014 22: 22
            +22
            Quote: leks
            saying at the expense of dolar replacement is already fantastic

            Yah? Even on Sunday, Shuvalov said in an interview with Brilev that they would recommend companies with a controlling stake in the state switch to international payments in national currencies. But Shuvalov from the team of libertarians Medvedev ... About Glazyev and say nothing. And he is no less than an adviser to the president on economics. Not authority for you?
            1. gav6757
              gav6757 April 29 2014 23: 14
              +10
              Oh, it would be nice to listen Glazyev !!!
              1. Sid.74
                Sid.74 April 30 2014 12: 39
                +3
                Quote: gav6757
                Oh, it would be nice to listen Glazyev !!!

                Give Glazyev the prime ministers!
          4. elmi
            elmi April 29 2014 22: 31
            +15
            Quote: leks
            Why do we need to impose sanctions against whom? European politicians or what? Yes, they poh ... to enter Russia.

            At least against politicians who do the most harm to Russia. Our special services know better who to impose sanctions on. So some European politicians are just not worth it ... since some European politicians who have their own business may suffer from the imposition of sanctions,
            Quote: leks
            But your statement about the replacement of the dolar is already fantastic on your part, at least in the near future, since no economy in the world can do this even China.

            Read my words carefully
            Quote: elmi
            rejection of the dollar for the sale of oil and gas
            Russia has the right to sell its resources in any currency. Example: China, the Bank of Russia and the People’s Bank of China have concluded an agreement on foreign trade settlements in rubles and yuan. http://www.vesti.ru/doc.html?id=487489&cid=6
            1. igor_m_p
              igor_m_p April 30 2014 00: 55
              +17
              Now he was going to work from morning, and at this time Putin was broadcasting in the zomboyaschik. And he gave an interesting phrase: "... we should seriously think about the presence of the United States and the European Union in the Russian economy." Something like this.
              1. Korablev
                Korablev April 30 2014 05: 49
                +4
                I wonder how much longer you can "think"? and why you haven't thought about it before. All are only hints and dreams.
              2. alexng
                alexng April 30 2014 06: 35
                +1
                That's it, it's time to think about whether we need this hypocritical West, or let it go through a poplar forest ...
                1. Oleg2363
                  Oleg2363 1 May 2014 11: 01
                  0
                  The first group is the so-called Putin oligarchs, whose power and wealth are based on their proximity to the president. These include the leading shareholder of Rossiya Bank Yuri Kovalchuk, the main construction contractors for the state-controlled gas giant Gazprom Arkady and Boris Rotenberg, and the head of Gunvor energy trader Gennady Timchenko. The second group is the security forces, “hawks” from among the former special services: the head of the Putin administration, Sergei Ivanov, his first deputy Vyacheslav Volodin and Viktor Ivanov, the former deputy head of the Kremlin administration. These people, who control key sectors of the Russian kleptocratic economy and the brutal Russian special services, have already felt the sanctions imposed by the West on Russia for its actions in Ukraine and called Putin “violation of human rights”. Having chosen them as a target, the West drives a wedge between Putin and his closest allies. However, this is not the only thing he can do to weaken the position of the Russian leader.

                  Read more: http://inosmi.ru/world/20140430/219958971.html#ixzz30ReETZES
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              3. Oleg2363
                Oleg2363 1 May 2014 10: 58
                0
                In Russia there are foreign companies that pay tax. (Ford, Renault, Nissan) And these taxes are rather big, plus investments (in the same ISS)
          5. Zenturion77
            Zenturion77 April 29 2014 22: 59
            +8
            Nothing is done right away. The powers of the GDP even before 2018 (m / b and another 6 years), the main points of the development program until 2020 are calculated, the goals seem to be indicated, the staff must be picked up. So that dedollarization is possible ... IMHO
          6. maxxdesign
            maxxdesign April 30 2014 05: 22
            +1
            everything is right, so far it will not be possible to give up dollars, here we will conclude the Eurasian Union, connect China to gas and oil ... then we will start trading in the ruble and the currency of the countries included in the union ... then you can stay without these green papers. ..and then not only the Americans will bend, but part of Europe will collapse
            1. Korablev
              Korablev April 30 2014 05: 52
              0
              Yeah, go ahead and with the song, year by 2050.
          7. schizophrenic
            schizophrenic April 30 2014 06: 42
            0
            Yes, at a slow pace, American companies will move to China or launch missiles from Kourou. What’s the issue of sanctions? Indeed, otherwise they will succeed in stagnation.
          8. kare
            kare April 30 2014 08: 53
            +1
            leks RU Yesterday, 21: 49 ↑

            Why do we need to impose sanctions against whom? European politicians or what? Yes, they poh ... to enter Russia.
            Further, I support your indignation, because what kind of fucking Americans are locking us in space, which is worse, guys, Americans, sorry if we forbid your orbit, then in the next couple of years you will study space from the earth.
            But your statement about the replacement of the dolar is already fantastic on your part, at least in the near future, since no economy in the world can do this even China.

            Down and Out trouble started. The main thing is to start. Separately, we cannot, but if we stand back to back with the Arims, Indians, then I think that in the near future, we will cover the toilets with "greenery", because they are no longer suitable recourse
        2. Tra-ta-ta
          Tra-ta-ta April 29 2014 21: 51
          +1
          It’s time .. It seems that the Pin-Dos with their volcano scared not only their "buffalo", but also ours ... What is the safest option ..? It seems the Canary Islands ... sad
          1. maxxdesign
            maxxdesign April 30 2014 05: 29
            0
            stupid Americans do not know that any animals do not sit still, they migrate every season to find new food) and then return)
        3. Cherdak
          Cherdak April 29 2014 22: 01
          +25
          Quote: elmi
          when will Russia respond to the countries of America’s minions introduced by America, Europe, Japan?

          That's why there was such a fuss:

          It is planned that the new family of reusable launch vehicles - MRKN will provide the removal of payloads weighing from 20 to 60 tons without first-level fall fields, which is a qualitatively new step in Russian rocket science ... tongue
          1. nizrum
            nizrum April 29 2014 22: 24
            +1
            That is, that flew away. did it return? what
            1. maxxdesign
              maxxdesign April 30 2014 05: 30
              0
              well, this is a revision of our "BURAN"
          2. Cosmos1987
            Cosmos1987 April 30 2014 05: 53
            +2
            Rather, it is a refinement of Energy 2. There, the accelerators, which is the first stage, as well as the second stage, are safely outraged on the wings to land on the airfield.

            http://www.buran.ru/htm/41-3.htm
        4. ECT
          ECT April 29 2014 22: 56
          +3
          Yes, soon, and the answer to the sanctions will not be needed. In 1 year there will be such countries: Texas, the colonies of Spain and China. So you do not need to spend money on retaliatory sanctions.
        5. NEXUS
          NEXUS April 29 2014 23: 05
          +40
          Russia clearly does not want to bring down Europe ... Putin, if you look at his latest decisions and speeches, is playing not with Europe, but with America, and, more precisely, with the Fed and others like them ... Putin's team is looking for leverage to bring down the very essence of Amerov's domination ... the United States plays into the hands of Russia hitting with sanctions in Europe ... now the map of the world has begun to be blocked and Putin, having drawn conclusions and learning from his predecessors' experience, quite precisely understands with whom he had to actually clash ... after all, in the hands of these forces, the US army and its government, this is a "bit" that sweeps away unwanted dissent, takes resources and puts pressure on the situation in the whole world ... the severity of this fight can hardly be overestimated, because, as it is not plausible and can somewhere sounds funny, two orders of the world arrangement - the spiritual and the material - collided ... these forces really need the resources that Russia has ... but after reading some of the works of smart people in the past and today, the thought comes to mind that behind Putin there is much more influential si la, which supports, protects and opposes itself to the force that pushes amers to conquer world domination ...
          1. Korablev
            Korablev April 30 2014 05: 55
            .
            There are too many words "putin" in your comments, maybe it is worth contacting a psychiatrist? this is a new disease - "Putinomania".
            1. NEXUS
              NEXUS April 30 2014 07: 11
              +18
              dear Mr. Korablev, I appreciated your irony and sarcasm ... but the fact is that the President of Russia is worthy of respect and in this context, your advice to consult a psychiatrist looks like, excuse me, farting in an empty basin ... this is not an attack in the answer to your flat humor, but only an attempt to make you understand that Putin is a person, politician and leader with a capital letter ... and believe me, you can respect and share the views of a person without diagnoses ... although I look at everything in black or white ...
              1. Korablev
                Korablev 4 May 2014 16: 04
                +2
                work out your salary? well, god help ...
            2. larand
              larand April 30 2014 10: 10
              +4
              you are obviously one of those who prefer references to Obama, Merkel, Hollande and other "partners" of Russia. And we somehow respect our president. So, really, your honor, let us express our opinion on our own without your instructions.
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          3. oxotnuk86
            oxotnuk86 April 30 2014 06: 50
            -1
            Looks like you're right. Putin has not made any mistakes yet.
        6. gav6757
          gav6757 April 29 2014 23: 07
          +4
          Completely "FOR" !!! We need a response, otherwise we will begin to become like Gorbachev's - Yeltsin's Russia, we talk a lot, we do a little!
        7. Magadan
          Magadan April 29 2014 23: 23
          +27
          Russia does EVERYTHING absolutely right! A little more and America will look like a pug that barks at an elephant. And even their enormous reputation accumulated over all these decades will harm them. It will be like a Thief in the Law who suddenly turns out to be a jerk. Moreover, without any visible enemy action. But it will be abruptly any sanctions. Face loss is called
          1. maxxdesign
            maxxdesign April 30 2014 05: 36
            0
            something, my friend, you were late with a comment) such a comment had to be written even when Russia poked America with its face behind Syria) ... so America has long looked like a yapping pug, and even among its allies it no longer looks as powerful as it tries to show itself ... and besides ssanktsii nothing and can not ...
            it’s like a puppy over which the owner hangs over to scold ... and he growls and barks, but kicks at the same moment
          2. sled beach
            sled beach April 30 2014 15: 39
            +1
            Absolutely! As the knowledgeable people say: "To destroy the enemy is a craft, and to make them shoot themselves is an art."
        8. 77bob1973
          77bob1973 April 29 2014 23: 59
          +2
          It’s a paradox, but Japan still hasn’t said its word, and Europe only pretends to be sanctions! Therefore, all sanctions are just nonsense!
          1. Free Island
            Free Island April 30 2014 03: 41
            +2
            Quote: 77bob1973
            Japan hasn't said a word yet

            and will not say. I assure you that the Japanese are not delighted with the United States, since, firstly, they are actually their colony (I am a proud freedom-loving people), and secondly, the overwhelming majority of Japanese do not really want to see the US bases on their territory (there are a lot of reasons, up to annually the growing number of Japanese children being raped by American fighters). Thirdly, why do our Japanes still not say either a firm "yes" or a firm "no" to the Kurils? keep your neighbor in good shape, give a crafty hope)))) plus the trade between Russia and Japan ... they buy how many marine biological resources from us, and now, when the Sea of ​​Okhotsk has become completely Russian, the Japanese will have a hard time. Plus, they take oil, gas, coal and so on from Sakhalin ... Japan is very dependent on Russia, it is essentially an isolated (in terms of logistics) island state and if Russia suddenly stopped trade relations with Japan, then this country, with a leading economy of the world, in a couple of years would turn into Papua New Guinea, and even covered in a three-story layer with its old cars, which will not be pushed anywhere.
            1. maxxdesign
              maxxdesign April 30 2014 05: 39
              +2
              how people were brainwashed ... some of Jewish nationality sponsor Nazism, while others, having forgotten about Hiroshima, support the USA ... some paradoxes
            2. zmeigavrila
              zmeigavrila April 30 2014 10: 12
              +6
              And you know, I was in Japan a couple of years ago. So being Russian in Japan was more comfortable and safer than an American then. My grandfather, a veteran of the Kwantung army, spoke with great respect about the Soviet army in the summer of 1945. He told his grandson how they were 2 weeks rolled out, still in shock grandfather.
            3. sled beach
              sled beach April 30 2014 15: 47
              +1
              It doesn’t fit my head how the Japanese have forgiven the United States for a nuclear strike, the painful death of their fellow citizens and the long-lasting consequences of radiation. From such thoughts, respect for the Japanese flows away over the baseboard.
              1. NEXUS
                NEXUS 2 May 2014 11: 01
                +4
                and you go to Japanese schools, but ask the students who threw these "baby" and "baby" on them .... I think their answer will surprise you a lot ... and it will sound something like this-SOVIET UNION ... more 80% of the Japanese believe that Hiroshima and Nagasaki are the work of the Russians ... in the USA, in the history textbooks in the WWII section, the most significant battles of the Second World War are at El Alamein and the Ardennes operation ... and Stalingrad, the battle for Moscow and The Kursk Bulge is spelled out simply with a comma ... that's it ... the census of history in its purest form ... that's why young people, not really knowing history, reads the Mainkampf with heartfelt delight and wears a swastika, and their idols Bender and Goebels ...
            4. sled beach
              sled beach April 30 2014 15: 47
              0
              It doesn’t fit my head how the Japanese have forgiven the United States for a nuclear strike, the painful death of their fellow citizens and the long-lasting consequences of radiation. From such thoughts, respect for the Japanese flows away over the baseboard.
        9. mamont5
          mamont5 April 30 2014 04: 58
          +1
          Quote: elmi
          When will Russia respond to the countries of America’s minions introduced by America, Europe, Japan? So far, we are only threatening to take retaliatory steps, but in practice, nothing ..


          So far, Putin does not allow sanctions.
          "Putin did not agree to the government's proposal to impose retaliatory sanctions.
          Russian President Vladimir Putin said that the Russian government has proposed Moscow to impose retaliatory sanctions against the US and the EU, but the head of state has not yet given permission.

          Putin: in Ukraine there are neither Russian instructors, nor special forces, nor troops

          “The government of the Russian Federation has already proposed some kind of reciprocal steps. I believe that this is not necessary,” the head of state told reporters.

          However, according to him, "if something like this continues, then, of course, we will have to think about who and how works in the Russian Federation, in key sectors of the Russian economy, including the energy sector."

          "We would really not like to resort to any steps, retaliatory measures, I hope that this will not be necessary," Putin stressed.
          http://itar-tass.com/politika/1157293
        10. RUS96
          RUS96 April 30 2014 05: 39
          +1
          Vladimir Putin opposed sanctions against Western countries. According to the Russian leader, members of the government approached him with a proposal to impose retaliatory sanctions against the West, but Putin did not accept this proposal - in Putin's opinion, there is no need for "retaliatory steps".
        11. Yazov
          Yazov April 30 2014 05: 47
          +4
          You need to answer when they are not waiting!
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        13. Oleg14774
          Oleg14774 April 30 2014 06: 01
          +1
          Quote: elmi
          When will Russia respond to the countries of America’s minions introduced by America, Europe, Japan?

          Here I can just say one thing: And Vaska is listening and eating (this is about the cat Vaska, who eats sour cream, listening to him being accounted for this)!
          But seriously, the cost of flying an amer into orbit is less than $ 70 million. therefore, it is more profitable to send it and with this money to buy equipment and pay salaries to people than to spit saliva in return. Ours are doing it right, but let them go out and harm themselves.
        14. scorpionship
          scorpionship April 30 2014 06: 13
          .
          never since the gut is thin
        15. Khalmamed
          Khalmamed April 30 2014 06: 59
          +1
          Dear .., you don’t have to hurry ... let all the jackals (allies, their partners in the territory of RUSSI-Masons, 5 homolon ..) and lizuns come to light, and then we’ll get into the boiler.
          Vladimir Putin has more information, and education ..
        16. Khalmamed
          Khalmamed April 30 2014 06: 59
          0
          Dear .., you don’t have to hurry ... let all the jackals (allies, their partners in the territory of RUSSI-Masons, 5 homolon ..) and lizuns come to light, and then we’ll get into the boiler.
          Vladimir Putin has more information, and education ..
        17. potap48a
          potap48a April 30 2014 09: 40
          0
          I support you. you have to go in response, otherwise they have what they want and are not shy! Right enrages already. To close to them the bastards transit from Afghanistan, a ban on the export of titanium (let their mocked Boeings out of cardboard) and a maratorium on flights to the ISS. The frogmen have an Arian spaceport, let them agree with them.
        18. Grabberxnumx
          Grabberxnumx April 30 2014 15: 53
          0
          Why sanctions? We are polite people and on "who are you!" we do not answer "Who are you!" or "! - Himself!" these are usually the lowest arguments when all the arguments have been exhausted, and we are still polite people!
        19. Skipper2050
          Skipper2050 1 May 2014 03: 12
          0
          Yes, there is no GDP, is waiting for an opportunity, or rather, the necessary reports of the TFR, the Ministry of Finance, etc. You can’t twitch. Politics, though dirty, but delicate, Russia and the USSR were already falling into the pits, then they were chosen later of course (for that it was Russia), but at what cost.
        20. varz
          varz 1 May 2014 09: 06
          0
          According to the ISS: It is necessary to increase the cost of delivering Americans to the ISS 3-4 times. Justification: add. sanctions costs.
        21. Danafxnumx
          Danafxnumx 1 May 2014 13: 53
          0
          Quote: elmi
          rejection of the dollar for the sale of oil and gas

          this will be done ...
          but only in a violent and inflamed consciousness is this done in 1 day ...

          to just start selling everything for rubles, according to my estimates, it will take 2-3 of the year ...
          firstly, you need to work in the exchange direction
          secondly, it is necessary to renegotiate contracts, but they are long-term and, naturally, no one will terminate them now ...

          but when their action comes to an end, there will be a surprise ...
      2. Corsair
        Corsair April 30 2014 08: 05
        0
        Quote: Little Muck
        The team of trainers of the Russian national trampoline team has already set up their services to participate in the teder.
        Pupils of them ...
      3. Basarev
        Basarev April 30 2014 15: 30
        0
        Listen, gentlemen, but seriously, is it possible, at least theoretically, to create such a trampoline, who is really capable of casting an astronaut on the ISS?
      4. Henadzi
        Henadzi 19 December 2017 12: 50
        0
        And yet, yes, there is already a result, Falcon 9 launched the Dragon into space with cargo for the ISS, advice with trampolines was good. Now it turns out that the Russian RD-180 can not be used if they are set at world prices?
    2. Interface
      Interface April 29 2014 21: 24
      +17
      A can of Coca-Cola will be tied, shocked and the flight is normal
      1. Shadowcat
        Shadowcat April 29 2014 21: 27
        +14
        with Mentos)
        1. Vitaly Anisimov
          Vitaly Anisimov April 29 2014 21: 32
          +48
          Placed already))) Tipo I'm sorry John sanctions! (we only take our .. and supply)))
      2. platitsyn70
        platitsyn70 April 29 2014 21: 33
        +8
        A can of Coca-Cola will be tied, shocked and the flight is normal
        with Mentos)
        how good you are, advise them to eat more beans more, and put a match to the anus with a stick, immediately fly.
        1. nika407
          nika407 April 29 2014 21: 50
          +33
          Quote: platitsyn70
          how good you are, advise them to eat more beans more, and put a match to the anus with a stick, immediately fly.
          But do not waste precious gas on rubbish, this gas has already been offered to Ukraine.
          1. Mih
            Mih April 29 2014 22: 47
            +4
            Shale gas is Eurogandon, as I understand it.
            1. gav6757
              gav6757 April 29 2014 23: 19
              0
              Shale gas - it’s a runway !!!
              1. gav6757
                gav6757 April 29 2014 23: 20
                0
                SHALE GAS IS AN OPROGON !!!
              2. gav6757
                gav6757 April 29 2014 23: 21
                0
                He doesn’t write ahead of the p ...
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            1. raf
              raf April 30 2014 00: 22
              +2
              laughing laughing laughing Ai maladtsa !!! Thanks buddy serg 122, laughed heartily !!! hi
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          3. yulka2980
            yulka2980 April 30 2014 03: 30
            0
            And I already decided that it was UK.ry sausage loaves so transported to Europe laughing
        2. RND
          RND April 29 2014 22: 24
          +27
          Quote: platitsyn70
          A can of Coca-Cola will be tied, shocked and the flight is normal
          with Mentos)
          how good you are, advise them to eat more beans more, and put a match to the anus with a stick, immediately fly.

          Pre-launch tests ...
          1. santepa
            santepa April 29 2014 22: 58
            +4
            Yes!!!! it is a solid accelerator (inter. other. secret development .... was) of such 8 pieces are supposed. Probably Snowden reptile leaked. Bastard !!!!!
        3. maxxdesign
          maxxdesign April 30 2014 05: 41
          +1
          with beans it is during the descent) in front of the ground as a brake to use)
      3. Santa Fe
        Santa Fe April 29 2014 21: 47
        .
        against the backdrop of the US sanctions against Russia, he advised the Americans to use a trampoline to deliver their astronauts to the ISS.

        Did Rogozin say anything about Orion?

        A new generation spacecraft created in the USA for flights in near-Earth space, short expeditions to the moon and the nearest astoroids. In the long term - for manned overflights of Venus and Mars. The mass of Orion is 25 tons (for comparison: the mass of Soyuz-TMA 7 tons). Estimated autonomy - 210 days. Crew - from 2 to 6 people.



        Timeline of the Orion program:
        2006 - NASA signed a contract with Lockheed Martin to create a new spacecraft
        2011 year, December 20 - the beginning of tests in the atmosphere
        2013 year - the beginning of the production of equipment for the European space service module, which will be part of the American manned Orion return capsule.
        2013, December 16 - Orion heat shield delivered to Cape Canaveral
        2014 year - the first launch of Orion in unmanned mode is planned, the ship must go into high orbit with the apogee 6000 km (15 times further than the orbit of the ISS)
        2017 year - start in maximum configuration with super-heavy SLS
        2021 year - the beginning of manned missions


        Orion landing capsule



        This is despite the fact that the Yankees have been flying a private cargo spacecraft Dragon since 2012 (the founder and head of Space-X, Elon Musk, considers it his goal to bring the cost of putting 1 kg of cargo into orbit to $ 1000. This is bad news for Roscosmos and Mr. Rogozin)



        And of course, interplanetary expeditions are the true pride of NASA. The last launch took place in November 2013 - the automatic interplanetary station MAVEN left for Mars

        and Rogozin let him ride on a trampoline
        1. sniper
          sniper April 29 2014 22: 00
          +37
          Quote: SWEET_SIXTEEN
          and Rogozin let him ride on a trampoline

          Oleg , today Yankes have an alternative to our "Soyuz" ??? No ... So it's for you to ride a trampoline with amers, and not Rogozin ... wassat And the astronaut, he’ll, will wait a couple of years until the bosses pick him up ...
          1. Santa Fe
            Santa Fe April 29 2014 22: 20
            .
            Quote: sniper
            today the Yankes have an alternative to our "Soyuz" ??? No

            Do we have an alternative to the rovers Spirit, Oppotunity and MSL?


            Flaps close around the folded Opportunity rover


            On January 23 of 2014, the rover celebrated the 10 anniversary of its landing on Mars. The Mars rover worked 3744 of the day - in 40 longer than the planned period and continues to transmit data from the surface of Mars as before. During this time he traveled a distance of 40 km


            Got your own MESSENGER probe? (which in six years of gravitational maneuvers gained extra 18 km / s and became the first artificial satellite of Mercury and the fastest among all existing spacecraft)

            Do you have an analogue of the interplanetary station Juno? (sent to Jupiter in 2011)?

            Domestic ships at least once (in the USSR, after) get to the outer planets of the solar system?

            We have our own analogue of the New Horizons probe, which has been blasting its way through billions of kilometers of outer space for 8 years. Estimated date of meeting with Pluto - July 2015

            Have your own Martian Orbital Scout (MRO)?

            Is there a long-range space communications system (the Russian analogue of Goldstone and the complex near Canberra)?


            The 70 meter antenna is capable of communicating with the spacecraft from a distance of over 18 billion km.

            So why then Rogozin spanks his plump lips and carries complete nonsense, designed for full lol? Once the world's first space power has turned into "space taxi drivers", bringing in the last reserve of the USSR. With the prospect of a quick exit from the space industry, Roscosmos is becoming less competitive. And Rogozin ... Rogozin has nothing to do with it. Slap-slap on a trampoline

            New Horizons
            1. ECT
              ECT April 29 2014 22: 35
              +5
              And the Cossack is mishandled, you love the US, so go and live there !!!!!
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              2. Des10
                Des10 April 29 2014 22: 41
                +5
                put a minus - for those. parts - study modern cosmonautics.
              3. postman
                postman April 30 2014 02: 08
                +5
                Quote: ECT
                And the Cossack is mishandled, you love the US, so go and live there !!!!!

                Stupid then nothing came to the ganglion (that between the ears)?
                To you on CENSOR.NET
                There are such arkhumenty in use.
              4. Going to the World
                Going to the World April 30 2014 05: 17
                +5
                Well no!!! All is correctly said. Our space industry is practically not developing! They only promise a heavy rocket, and the Unions have been flying since the mid-20th century. More, for now, we cannot offer anything. It's a pity.
                1. Rostovchanin
                  Rostovchanin April 30 2014 07: 23
                  0
                  [quote] Yes no !!! All is correctly said. Our space industry is practically not developing! They only promise a heavy rocket, and the Unions have been flying since the mid-20th century. More, for now, we cannot offer anything. It's a pity.
                  Do not tell me, now the Angara is being prepared intensively, even three options, light, medium and heavy ...
              5. maxxdesign
                maxxdesign April 30 2014 05: 52
                0
                in tents like most of the middle class live there now
            2. Ziksura
              Ziksura April 29 2014 22: 45
              +26
              Quote: SWEET_SIXTEEN
              Got your own MESSENGER probe?

              Etc. etc. Is that manned flight? What are we talking about here? It is about manned flights.
              Quote: SWEET_SIXTEEN
              power turned into "space taxi drivers"

              As they used to say "ideological cliché". And no more. Don't like taxi? So go on foot. Or take the subway. But the fact that American astronauts are Space Walkers is a FACT. This is how you would perceive a person at the everyday level who, being "horseless", laughs at a neighbor's car, arguing that in seven years he (maybe !!!) will buy such a "wheelbarrow"?
              I am writing simply but clearly hi
              1. postman
                postman April 30 2014 02: 21
                -6
                Quote: Ziksura
                Etc. etc. Is that manned flight? What are we talking about here? It is about manned flights.

                I’ll get it drunk just in case:
                135th (! On the shuttle) manned flight 8 July 2011 year - Atlantis STS-135.
                On the shuttles, 1600 tons of payload were lifted into space, and 355 astronauts and astronauts (ours included) flew on the shuttles into space.
                2014-2011 = TOTAL 3 years in Unions
                Quote: Ziksura
                As they used to say "ideological cliché". And no more

                What have "stamps" to do with it?
                Sergey Lukyanenko "Stars are cold toys"
                Mankind (unofficial name - “Carriers") is a weak race, ...
                People did not accept the role of "Space Carriers" serving the stronger races ..
                We occupied that strange niche that was free in the galactic hierarchy of races. Space Tea Clippers ... For strangers, the path from star to star is months. For us, hours or minutes. Not the most pleasant role to work as a cabman.

                Well, and so on, about the leaky ozone layer and the work of the Earth's industry on the launches of orbital ships.
                =============
                He meant it
                1. maxxdesign
                  maxxdesign April 30 2014 05: 57
                  -1
                  comrade! would you tie it with fiction then! the head is completely hollowed out! still offer Lukyanenko to use as textbooks and scientific literature! ... people are completely dumb
                  1. postman
                    postman April 30 2014 10: 43
                    -1
                    Quote: maxxdesign
                    people are completely numb

                    Genosse, I can’t compare with you at all.
                    You are probably only reading that:
                    -Alya nonsense on TOPVAR (like "Soviet combat vehicles. S-200 in Iraq (" I shot down two Tornadoes "))?
                    Yes tape (s) ru, and then with difficulty
                    ?
                    Male:
                    - do not advise what to do and I won’t tell you where to go
                    -THERE IS A DESIRE? who can compete dumber?
                    AND ? How crazy with a ganglion? SUBJECT? Communication language (English, German, Russian)?
                    I even know the result without a "test".
                  2. Santa Fe
                    Santa Fe April 30 2014 23: 25
                    -1
                    Quote: maxxdesign
                    the head is completely hollowed out!

                    Finally, there was a man who could say this to the postman
              2. maxxdesign
                maxxdesign April 30 2014 05: 54
                +2
                Quote: Ziksura
                This is how you would perceive a person at an everyday level who, being "horseless", laughs at a neighbor's car, arguing that in seven years he (maybe !!!) will buy such a "car"?

                this is right in the bullseye!
            3. santepa
              santepa April 29 2014 23: 13
              +21
              And where does the Amer’s deep space research program? Russia, it’s a damn, at least for the alpha centauri guys. Sam wrote, the first manned flight of ORION 2021, and what to do to Amers before ..... you can’t fly on the optic and fly to the ISS. Is there an Amer segment on the ISS? There is, it is necessary to fly, on what? I agree, the situation is random, the USA is a powerful industrial, financial, space power. And it will be so easy for Russia to catch up with them. But the situation is - there is !! and we must use it to mitigate the GONOR of PARTNERS, and do not be shy !!!!!
              1. Going to the World
                Going to the World April 30 2014 05: 20
                +7
                It is not necessary to act with sanctions against astronauts, but to raise the price tag. It was 70 million, it became 270 million. They all agree to agree. And for these grandmas to develop their space program.
            4. sniper
              sniper April 30 2014 00: 22
              +12
              Quote: SWEET_SIXTEEN
              and we have an alternative to rovers
              Damn ... Che and Martians threaten us with sanctions ???? Pichalka, these will be more difficult to break off .... wassat
            5. Spike
              Spike April 30 2014 00: 57
              +3
              Empire of convicts should be wiped off the face of the Earth !!! laughing Good luck...
            6. yulka2980
              yulka2980 April 30 2014 03: 36
              +1
              US henchman can you tell me something else interesting? Preferably a secret info! laughing
            7. Free Island
              Free Island April 30 2014 03: 47
              +1
              but not Che, that on the Mars rover, which right now is roaming around Mars is the Russian equipment? :)))) and where does the Mars rover and ISS again? :)))))
              1. maxxdesign
                maxxdesign April 30 2014 05: 59
                0
                and the equipment is chopped off the case of a pair of hackers)
            8. General Frost
              General Frost April 30 2014 05: 31
              0
              They may have some developments, but remember the SDI Star Wars program. Very unlikely hi
              1. Rostovchanin
                Rostovchanin April 30 2014 07: 28
                0
                They may have some developments, but remember the SDI Star Wars program. Very unlikely

                Yes, they have all "promising" programs related to space and aviation are being phased out. "Shuttle", "Saturn", B-2, F-117, F-22, in 15 years and F-35 will prove to be ineffective.
            9. Cosmos1987
              Cosmos1987 April 30 2014 05: 58
              +1
              to the great surprise, Saturn 5 was built by a German, so it can be said that the Americans were flying a German rocket. and they didn’t have a collapse in 90, as a result of which thousands of scientists on the space program moved to America.
            10. Korablev
              Korablev April 30 2014 06: 03
              0
              Quote: SWEET_SIXTEEN
              Do we have an alternative to the rovers Spirit, Oppotunity and MSL?

              No.
              We all have bureaucrats to fill their own pockets, what the hell Mars rovers!
            11. Chuykov
              Chuykov April 30 2014 06: 53
              +2
              For them, these developments did not stop for a single day, while ours, at least for the period from 90 to 2000, were discarded for at least 30 years, and plus money, almost the whole world works for their space program .... and Rogozin .. .Rogozin says that he should ... it would be worse if he began to apologize to them and ask for forgiveness, and so, at the moment his words are relevant.
          2. postman
            postman April 29 2014 22: 50
            +2
            Quote: sniper
            Yankes have an alternative to our "Soyuz" ???

            1. Unfortunately, we have no ALS for financing the ISS (the lion's share of NASA and ESA)
            2. in case of great need, the Chinese manned program 921-2
            "Shenzhou-9", "Shenzhou-10"


            The same 3 and the tyconaut

            Docking nodes, like all technologies, however, are IDENTICAL to Russian.
            With the industrial power of China, this is not a problem, they will be only happy to pay
            1. sniper
              sniper April 30 2014 00: 27
              +3
              Quote: Postman
              we do not have ISS funding alternatives
              This is of course sad ... But you can take advantage of the situation, and besides, I don’t believe that the Yankees and China will succeed in love, friendship and chewing gum, and they still need our engines ...
              1. postman
                postman April 30 2014 02: 37
                0
                Quote: sniper
                This is of course sad ...

                When, 2 years ago, I looked at the numbers ... oh..ofigel shorter. sadness

                Quote: sniper
                besides, I don’t believe that the Yankees and China have love,

                China is technologically and financially ready to oust Russia from the market of "orbital" services. It is torn there (followed by India)

                For money? Yes, for the money, China will do whatever it wants (well, if only it would not go against their interests)
                Quote: sniper
                Yes, and they need our engines so far ...

                Cheap .. yes and that only on Atlas-5. What saved our industry (plants) in the 90s is now hurting. Pratt & Whitney Rocketdyne (RD AMROSS Power Atlas) counts money. We are also buying Chinese electronics.

                They themselves have 15 RS-25 LPREs in stock (at a cut-off pressure of 100% at sea level, up to 109% vacuum).

                BUT:
                1. it is expensive and oxygen + hydrogen (and they do not have such a first stage)
                2. It is REUSABLE (and Atlas and Ares-5 are ONCE)
                1. yulka2980
                  yulka2980 April 30 2014 03: 44
                  0
                  Okay, China, but about India, you turned down! What are the big deal? request
                  1. postman
                    postman April 30 2014 11: 05
                    0
                    Quote: yulka2980
                    What kind of shisha?

                    So, current for reference:
                    1. India's GDP: $ 1,842 trillion
                    Russia's GDP in 2012 amounted to 3,38 trillion USD
                    =========
                    India buys weapons for billions of dollars from us, from the USA, from Israel from China, in Europe
                    2. The dynamics of GDP growth per capita:

                    ====================
                    "Shishi" is!
                    3. India's cosmodrome: Satish Dhawan space center - along Shrikharikota (13 ° 43′04 ″ N 80 ° 12′00 ″ E - WHAT'S MUCH BENEFIT, energetically, economically and logistically) and Baikonur and East )

                    4.Indian pH range

                    5. GSLV Mk.3 and GSLV Mk.X LVs (with a Russian booster cryogenic stage or its own CUS C25 with ICE LRE) with a manned Spacecraft (redesigned Russian spacecraft Soyuz)

                    6. India in 2008 sent to the Moon PSLV-XL AWS “Chandrayan-1”.
                    7.Since 2012, ISRO has been using the SAGA supercomputer, entering the first TOP 500 of the world and built on the basis of 640 Nvidia Tesla accelerators (394 teraflops). By 2016, the first launch of a manned spacecraft
        2. Shadowcat
          Shadowcat April 29 2014 22: 12
          +13
          Kindly remember which engines are on all of their missiles.
          1. Des10
            Des10 April 29 2014 22: 44
            -9
            Quote: ShadowCat
            Kindly remember which engines are on all of their missiles.

            on all of them - I doubt that you yourself can immediately name them. Minus.
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          3. zennon
            zennon April 29 2014 22: 45
            +4
            Quote: ShadowCat
            Kindly remember which engines are on all of their missiles.

            Not at all, but in the subject!
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          5. Santa Fe
            Santa Fe April 29 2014 22: 48
            -1
            Quote: ShadowCat
            Kindly remember which engines are on all of their missiles.

            Let's say the most popular American launch vehicle "Delta-4"

            The first stage is the "Rocketdine" RS-68 engine (it is the most powerful engine that uses liquid hydrogen (LH2) and oxygen (LOX) as fuel components. Thrust is 300+ tons)

            Second stage - "Rocketdyne" RL-10


            Upper stage "Centaurus" - similar, Rocketdyne RL-10



            Atlas-5. In its first stage, Russian-made RD-180 engines are used
            On this, to the displeasure of the patriots, the Russian contribution to the American space program ends
            1. Rostovchanin
              Rostovchanin April 30 2014 07: 35
              0
              Atlas-5. In its first stage, Russian-made RD-180 engines are used
              On this, to the displeasure of the patriots, the Russian contribution to the American space program ends

              Well, what about the NK-33, at the cost of withdrawing 1 kg of payload it will be competitive for a long time ... they also have in storage tanks ... they were taken back to 90 more ... all the more RD-180 is yesterday we are in full swing testing RD-193
              1. Santa Fe
                Santa Fe April 30 2014 11: 33
                0
                Quote: Rostovchanin
                all the more RD-180 is yesterday, we are testing the RD-193 with might and main

                RD-180 - thrust 400 tons
                RD-193 - thrust 200 tons

                These are engines of a different class.
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          6. postman
            postman April 29 2014 23: 19
            +8
            Quote: ShadowCat
            Kindly remember which engines are on all of their missiles.


            And do not remember:
            1. 2004 “Titan-4V” - LR87, LR91 + accelerators with solid propellant engines UA1207, USRM
            http://archive.gao.gov/d19t9/144770.pdf
            2. Atlas II General Dynamics
            + 3rd with solid propellant rocket engine Altair of various modifications

            3. Atlas V: Accelerator RDTT (Aerojet) or Heavy ("5HX") URM,first stage RD-180 (Russian) , second Centaurus, see 5
            4.Delta: RL-10 (hydrogen / oxygen), RS-68 (hydrogen / oxygen), RS-27A (kerosene / oxygen) from Rockettine

            5. the accelerating block Centaurus with rocket engine RL10A-4-2 from Rocketdine
        3. papas-57
          papas-57 April 29 2014 22: 19
          +14
          `` 2021 is the beginning of manned missions. '' Amers would have to keep their state in good condition until 2021, otherwise anything can happen. All of a sudden, not 51 mini-states will collapse.
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        5. bif
          bif April 29 2014 22: 19
          +16
          Quote: SWEET_SIXTEEN
          Did Rogozin say anything about Orion?

          And why talk about the brainchild, even if its "conception" in a few years, not to mention the birth.
          "The initial test flight of the spacecraft was scheduled for 2013, the first manned flight with a crew of two astronauts. was planned on the 2014 year, the beginning of flights to the Moon - on the 2019 — 2020 years. At the end of the 2011 year, it was assumed that the first flight without astronauts would take place in the 2014 year, and first manned flight - in 2017 ... In March 2014, the first unmanned test flight using the Delta 4 carrier was postponed to December 2014 ... 2012, September 12, at a hearing in the US Congress, NASA Assistant Director Daniel Dumbucker said that the ship would go on its first a test flight without a crew in 2014 and will be launched by the Delta 4 rocket. In 2017, it is planned to use the new SLS heavy carrier for the same purposes. In 2021, tests of the spacecraft with a crew on board are planned ... Space Launch System (SLS, Rus. Space Launch System) is an American super-heavy launch vehicle for manned expeditions outside the Earth orbit and the launch of other cargo, developed by NASA ... The first trial the launch vehicle is scheduled to fly at the end of 2017. NASA estimates that one launch will cost approximately $ 500 million. "
          Some plans and stormy fantasies of space explorers ... in fact, constant delays, the absence of both the apparatus itself and the carrier. A lot of words and little to do.
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        8. Horly
          Horly April 29 2014 22: 22
          +10
          Reagan, I remember, also created the SDI program in the 80-shaggy. And where are all these nuclear-pumped X-ray lasers - can anyone see? Type - flew by ... :)
        9. Ziksura
          Ziksura April 29 2014 22: 23
          +15
          Quote: SWEET_SIXTEEN
          Did Rogozin say anything about Orion?

          Also news to me !!!! And you know that it is conceptually closer to the "Union" than to everything that they had previously flown. Why's that? what And what about Rus-M with plans for manned flights in 2018 from the Vostochny Cosmodrome? What is it like?
          Quote: SWEET_SIXTEEN
          2021 year - the beginning of manned missions

          What year is it? 2021- 2014 = 7 years old !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wipe the trampoline. Not an extra occupation.
          1. gav6757
            gav6757 April 29 2014 23: 35
            +1
            And specifically what? Help amers? Can go obey, sorry uncles? Yes, they went ... They do not want to live in a world, so let them be afraid !!!
          2. Berkut-UA
            Berkut-UA April 30 2014 00: 08
            +6
            http://maxpark.com/community/5257/content/2701056

            A little bit about missiles and the American missile defense

            On April 26.04.2014, 24, the next launch of the RS-XNUMX YARS intercontinental missile from the Kapustin Yar test site was carried out as part of the Strategic Missile Forces military exercises.
            The missile was supposed to cover the distance in 9 000 km in less than 2 hours. The missile did its job perfectly, but the missile’s flight course officially failed, the missile moved toward the continent of North America, the target is the United States.
            As stated at the Pentagon: Russia was trying to provoke the states into military action that would lead to irreparable.
            US air defense could not take the RS-24 on target even when the missile was less than 2000 km from the country. When the rocket approached a distance of about 500 km, it changed course and flew towards Argentina.
            The Russian Defense Ministry commented on this situation as "A slight misalignment of the missile's flight path, moreover, it was absolutely safe and did not contain an explosive base."
            The Pentagon called Russia's actions provocative and recalled that Russian missiles never gave such failures, not taking into account the Bulava missile, and that they do not believe in the accident of all this.
            Recall that this is not the first time that the United States is unable to ensure its security, in particular the recent case in the Black Sea, when the Russian Su-24 bomber with the support of the radio-electronic warfare system opposed the American missile destroyer Donald Cook.
            The Su-24 using the EW system created irresistible obstacles to the radars and the guidance system of the destroyer, after which for more than an hour it simulated a combat attack, approaching the destroyer at 100 meters.
            The world arms race will always remain with us, said Chuck Heigl, but today we see something else. The United States began to show its weakness and helplessness.
            1. postman
              postman April 30 2014 02: 46
              +3
              Quote: Berkut-UA
              A little bit about missiles and the American missile defense

              duck (14.04, not 26.04) and fell on the Kura
              2 hours to fly 9000km? ballistic? idiocy

              the su-24 did not have electronic warfare, and if it did, what the SU-24 could do with its energy and dimensions, against the Donald power plant (4 x General Electric LM2500-30 = 4x20 (25) MW) and its electronic warfare AN / SLQ -32v3: 4 hFAR with sector 90grh4, with a total capacity of 1 MW?

              (antennas will be more than Su-24)
              1. yulka2980
                yulka2980 April 30 2014 03: 50
                0
                How do you know everything? Are you personally informed? Well, yes, you are a postman, you probably read other people's letters as Obama laughing
                1. postman
                  postman April 30 2014 10: 46
                  0
                  Quote: yulka2980
                  How do you know everything?

                  My head, unlike you, is not for wearing a hat.
                  And there’s no ganglion in the head.
                  ======================
                  Before flogging nonsense (which squeals) THINK simply in the numbers that I gave (about Su and about a 2-hour flight of ICBMs)

                  And at least occasionally on the website of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation (For the Obamaananist, I’ll remind you that any launch of an ICBM is a plan for a year and notification of all countries with nuclear weapons)
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        11. GRANATE-19
          GRANATE-19 April 29 2014 22: 23
          +19
          Quote: SWEET_SIXTEEN
          And of course, interplanetary expeditions are the true pride of NASA. The last launch took place in November 2013 - the automatic interplanetary station MAVEN Rogozin left for Mars, let it continue to ride on a trampoline

          Very often LIFE makes its own adjustments and anything can happen ...! I remember in Iraq looking for IEDs and explosives with a golf ball finder ... !!! And you know what our "SUPERS-DESIGNERS", "ON THE BASIS OF OTHER PRINCIPLES", have achieved, so to speak, that do not have ANALOGUES IN THE WORLD !!! Who is stopping you from talking, planning and bragging about something that is not yet available and the work of which has not been tested ...!? Don't forget about reliability !!! And ask yourself why in Afghanistan (and not only, all over the WORLD), the RUSSIAN COMPANY VERTICAL-T provides vehicles, crews and service personnel for the transportation of non-military cargo !? Maybe because their turntables are Junk (deliberately with a small letter!) And it takes longer to repair and maintain them than they spend time in flight !!!? Respectfully, I express my humble opinion.
        12. shaman-25rus
          shaman-25rus April 29 2014 22: 34
          +1
          And what are the engines of the Orion, aren't they American? That's it ...
        13. Des10
          Des10 April 29 2014 22: 37
          .
          In space exploration, the United States is far ahead of the Russian Federation (unfortunately). They are already approaching both commercial and state delivery vehicles and a plus program ... And the use of the Unions is even easier for them, less worries.
          Yes, now Rogozin can play a game of trampoline, but in a year?
          He himself might. and not special ---, then where are his consultants? This is a "trampoline" - a cheap show-off. In addition, if he plans to continue his career (or him) --- thoughts and words of db. more balanced.
          1. Ziksura
            Ziksura April 29 2014 22: 53
            +6
            Quote: Des10
            Yes, now Rogozin can play a game of trampoline, but in a year?

            I’ll disappoint you greatly. Will be able to joke in two and three.
          2. santepa
            santepa April 29 2014 23: 44
            +10
            No need to dramatize so much. Yes ahead, but not very much. Yes deep space developed-power. navigation satellites, their widespread use is power, reliability, general spacecraft is power. BUT !!! the same SOYUZ - the royal seven flies so far, and while its cost-weight h-ki are not surpassed by anyone (of course, if you run KURU from low latitudes, for example) And how many carriers have changed in AMER, and you can’t count the programs. And many of them are simply disastrous, both financially and technically (of course, this country is much richer than even the USSR can afford) BUT Poor Russia also does not stand still - it builds space stations (evil languages ​​say that Russian the ISS segment is even larger than the MOST AMERICAN) That's it, liars. (unless there can be something bigger and better than the AMERICAN), builds cosmodromes, designs new cosmos. ships. UNLESSLY, and worse than AMIRIKAAAANSKY, but still. Of course, all this shit is that these bastard men can’t catch up (or even come close) to the light of progress, science, civilization, and democracy - the great AMERICAN nation ..... Oh, what familiar songs, sing swallow, sing.
          3. Spike
            Spike April 30 2014 01: 04
            +3
            And why, then, not a multi-stage mattress?
          4. Korablev
            Korablev April 30 2014 06: 15
            -5
            Quote: Des10
            “Then where are his consultants?”

            fired consultants fuck! consultants are not needed for cheap show-offs.
            1. belij
              belij April 30 2014 09: 36
              -1
              Dear, you are somehow already starting to annoy your pessimism
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        15. aagolovkov
          aagolovkov April 29 2014 22: 48
          +3
          "toy story" - let them continue to shoot cartoons about AmerAkan Astronaftov))))))))
        16. upasika1918
          upasika1918 April 29 2014 22: 52
          0
          The launch is postponed until December. I have to wait.
        17. postman
          postman April 29 2014 22: 54
          0
          Quote: SWEET_SIXTEEN
          and Rogozin let him ride on a trampoline

          Rogozin, of course, is also a populist with a journalistic education.
          he simply does not understand what it is about (despite his second ECONOMIC).
          NASA and ESA dance for the ISS.

          And those PKA that you brought6
          1. still in the project
          2.not yet certified for manned. Not 1961, there are still a lot of unmanned launches, the development of abnormal, SAS, etc.

          Although the Americans used "simply" VERY profitably, in connection with the closure of the "shuttle"
        18. yulka2980
          yulka2980 April 30 2014 03: 35
          +2
          What kind of troll is there among the patriots? If America could have done all of the above without the help of Russia, then from which x ... then they pay us 70 million for one seat? fool
          1. postman
            postman April 30 2014 11: 38
            0
            Quote: yulka2980
            What kind of a troll amassed among the patriots here?

            "Who doesn't jump?"
            False patriotism is the lot of stupid zombies. You compare your statements with the Maidan, who have drunk the seagull with antidepressants (I and I, I replace the Nazi face, and, by the Americans).
            SEEM TO BE?

            From a spark in the temple a flame revived.
            A stern bell battle rattles.
            Lead us into battle with cruel enemies
            In the crown of thorns is the holy martyr!

            Our theorist, Siva Mare,
            It will help to take a step into the future:
            “We were born to make a fairy tale come true”,
            When a cancer whistles invitingly from the mountain.


            =======
            Threat and write to the competent authorities (signal) that SWEET_SIXTEEN is a secret Zanzibar spy (his buttons are on the fly on the wrong side), and wants to undermine Baikonur SP using OSA-L with the entire laser.
            Warranty - immediately in OUR
            Quote: yulka2980
            , then from which x .. then they pay us 70 million for one seat

            1. NOT 70, but less (but in fact they DO NOT pay at all, see 2):
            The cost of TOTAL START-UP (3 cosmonauts and PN) = about 100 million US dollars
            2.
            2.1. To maintain the ISS in working condition it is necessary to make 10 launches per year
            2.2. The implementation of the program on the ISS is estimated at over 1 billion dollars a year. (paid mainly by Americans and ESA)
            2.3. “Joint efforts of the state and commercial structures ISS Russia estimated at $ 200 million per year, - (Deputy General Designer for Project Issues, NPO Energia Albert Bryukhanov).
            2.1 + 2.2 + 2.3 = OUTPUT?
            Who pays to whom?
            (I assume that the Americans are delivered by us to the ISS generally FREE, at our expense, to pay off the debt under the ISS)
        19. Free Island
          Free Island April 30 2014 03: 46
          +1
          until 2021, let them jump off the trampolines :) this time, secondly, where does some kind of private ship have to do with it? is it adapted for docking with the ISS? :))) Why babble? and what does "circling Mars and the Moon" have to do with docking with the complex ISS spacecraft ????
        20. igor_m_p
          igor_m_p April 30 2014 04: 02
          +4
          How many times has the Dragon flown there? Five? Since December 2010?
          And how many times have Soyuz flew in the same time? Twelve, plus two more, haven't returned yet. Well, by the way, "Dragon" from the fifth flight has not yet returned, so if we count only successfully completed, the ratio is one to three in our favor.
          Yes, how many people were there that on the "Dragon" was all delivered? What, not one? It's a shame, a shame ...
          Orion you say? First flight PLANNED for 2014? And only for 2017 in full configuration? And let me ask you what year the first Ares-5 was supposed to take off? And how many times have the dates been postponed? The result - Obama closed the program. Where is the guarantee that Orion will not hide in the same way? And in any case, the beginning of the MANNED missions is 2021. Come on, what will these astronauts on the ISS do in seven years. They will fly to the extreme on a Chinese ride ... wassat
        21. maxxdesign
          maxxdesign April 30 2014 05: 48
          0
          and how do you think they will launch it? they abandoned our engines, and they plan to collect such power only by 2018-2020 .... for 4 years, a lot can be lost in space exploration.
          and it’s unrealistic to keep the orbit 15 times farther from the ISS, you need to constantly correct the flight .. otherwise this expensive toy will stupidly fly into the abyss of the universe) it wouldn’t be worth it and keep the ISS away from the earth, but then it will go out of orbit and fly into the blue distance )
          1. postman
            postman April 30 2014 11: 50
            0
            Quote: maxxdesign
            and they plan to collect their capacity of this kind only by 2018-2020 .... in 4 years, a lot can be lost in space exploration.

            but what do they have or what?
            RD-180 (390.2 tf sea, 423.4 tf vacuum)
            Delta II and IV
            1. RS-27 (Vacuum: 107,5 tf Sea level: 90,7 tf) = kerosene RP-1 and liquid oxygen

            + boosters with turbojet engines (up to 9! pieces) Castor IV-A or Alliant GEM-40 (thrust of 44, tf at sea level and 49,9 tf vacuum,BUT THEM UP TO 9 pieces)

            2. RS-68 (RS-68A) (Sea level: 300,7 tf, Vacuum: 348,4 tf) = LH2 and LOX

            + 2 or 4 Alliant Techsystems GEM-60 turbojet boosters, 85 tf each


            WHAT PROBLEMS?

            =============
            there is a difference between costs (cheap) and no way to make (in stock)
        22. Aleksandr2012
          Aleksandr2012 2 May 2014 21: 31
          0
          As much as I would not like to believe in the best, but our space program has lagged far and long behind. One can’t recall how our space industry has distinguished itself over the past 10 years, except for launches to the ISS. We simply don’t have a competitive element base of REA. No at all !!! A lot is being done, but the gap is huge. And the saddest thing is that there are very few competent specialists. A brainless manager is much easier to make money than a competent radio engineer.
      4. Pula
        Pula April 29 2014 22: 08
        +6
        And Red Bull is inspiring ...
      5. maxxdesign
        maxxdesign April 30 2014 05: 40
        0
        not wrong) ... three bottles of kolla, in them mentos and "poehaliiii"))))
    3. platitsyn70
      platitsyn70 April 29 2014 21: 29
      +8
      It was also necessary to add, hto not jump, that M. Moskal! Ukrainians will teach American astronauts to ride a trampoline.
    4. Borisych
      Borisych April 29 2014 21: 41
      +16
      +1 I burn from laughter.
      Rogozin well done annealing.
      Amerikos generally demolishes the tower.
      If sanctions are not beneficial for them, but if on the contrary sanctions mean.
      I would have forbidden them to import a leg here and see what the American farmers say to the barracks, I think it will not seem enough.
      1. family tree
        family tree April 29 2014 21: 49
        +7
        what What is this? Maydauny again in flight? Was the catapult loaded for nothing? Byad, however. crying Wuxi pennies past the box office ... fool It was necessary to put a trampoline !!!
        1. Kasym
          Kasym April 29 2014 22: 20
          +1
          The Americans themselves do not understand that the worst sanction can be applied not by the West, but by the Russian Federation, if everything is done to refuse the DOLLAR. It seems to me that only the banking elite (the puppeteers of the US presidents) understands this, and this is why they are furious that there are simply no levers of pressure on the Russian Federation and GDP. hi
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    6. orca77
      orca77 April 29 2014 22: 06
      +4
      Are you sure they’ll break about the moon !!!
    7. Horly
      Horly April 29 2014 22: 18
      +8
      Russia's most effective response to sanctions will be the replacement of the Medvedev government with the Glazyev government! Then there will definitely be "Ales kaput!" When the Medvedev government will be sent to the states to get them out of the crisis! :)
    8. Mih
      Mih April 29 2014 22: 44
      0
      Quote: Partizan Kramaha
      It was also necessary to add, hto not jump, that M. Moskal!

      It was also necessary to add, hto not jump, that M. Moskal!
      But it’s really true - whoever doesn’t ride, that ... Well, the whole area is jumping. A bunch of oligophrenics.
    9. Validator
      Validator April 29 2014 22: 53
      0
      [media = www.youtube.com / watch? v = OHpFAPSN-TE & feature = youtu.be]
      Here, by the way, is a video of Rogozin and a trampoline
    10. Horde
      Horde April 29 2014 23: 39
      +3
      Quote: Partizan Kramaha
      Rogozin advised Americans to deliver their astronauts into orbit using trampolines


      it would be better if Rogozin told the world that there weren’t any pin_ dos on the MUNE, if he had raised a howl, it would have been possible to pick up the green TALER. The Amerskoy scum would have thought how to attack RUSSIA ...
    11. sibiriak
      sibiriak April 29 2014 23: 41
      +3
      well done Rogozin with respect to the whole Putin team. and we will always treat bad people with a sense of deep humor ..
    12. galser
      galser April 30 2014 02: 25
      0
      Yes you guys are just x..i ask without hesitation !!!
    13. Thais
      Thais April 30 2014 09: 51
      0
      An answer was sent from Volgograd:

      "Who does not love m ... her. He will receive .... Julia" :)))
    14. Zeus
      Zeus April 30 2014 15: 52
      +1
            
  2. lopactb
    lopactb April 29 2014 21: 19
    +23
    set-off to comrade Rogozin !!! winked
    1. Anisim1977
      Anisim1977 April 29 2014 22: 20
      +8
      And when the Dnepropetrovsk region becomes part of Russia, with the legendary YuzhMash - then our cosmonautics will go ahead even faster !!! am
    2. Truth-lover
      Truth-lover April 29 2014 22: 21
      +6
      Nda. First I saw this statement on Twitter. I somehow did not believe it. Now I had the honor to contemplate a comrade on channel Russia 24. That's exactly what I said. Surprisingly, word for word!
  3. Andron_by
    Andron_by April 29 2014 21: 19
    +11
    In Western Ukraine to put, there are many horses, they will quickly throw Americans laughing
  4. lewerlin53rus
    lewerlin53rus April 29 2014 21: 20
    +14
    Rogozin ZhZhT! Neighing at work as a team. laughing
    1. lewerlin53rus
      lewerlin53rus April 29 2014 21: 34
      +14
      Video topic:
      1. kocclissi
        kocclissi April 29 2014 22: 22
        0
        We tested the railgun bipod, so they’ve got the flag in their hands, but a fair wind in the back! Let him run with the help .....
  5. storm wind
    storm wind April 29 2014 21: 20
    +8
    You can also attach a spring to your legs and jump hopping! Let them fly! The main thing is that the words do not diverge from the deed!
    Our Space!
  6. Ivan 63
    Ivan 63 April 29 2014 21: 20
    +5
    Well, as a non-member of the management, I simply sent them, to put it mildly so far away.
  7. Wiruz
    Wiruz April 29 2014 21: 21
    +13
    Like a good old joke:
    - Let's beat him!
    - Come on! And ... and if he is us?
    - And for what?
    So it is here. The states go out of their way to come up with a kind of new sanction, but at the same time they don’t think at all that Russia is not only not going to turn the other cheek, but it can also warm itself up so that it doesn’t seem enough.
  8. ECT
    ECT April 29 2014 21: 21
    +6
    We must also give them the book "Baron Mündhausen", so they will ask us for the Tsar Cannon for rent, and antiques are expensive!
    1. Mih
      Mih April 29 2014 22: 57
      +2
      Tsar Cannon give well, however. Well, the Americans will build one and fly to the moon, like Jules Verne? And did they eat the British?
      The Tsar Cannon is our everything.
      The British, the same brackets, but they have a different nation. Hi Elizabeth!
  9. ia-ai00
    ia-ai00 April 29 2014 21: 22
    +11
    BRAVO, Dmitry Olegovich! It seems that in his youth he was a member of KVN!
    1. Little Muck
      Little Muck April 29 2014 21: 24
      +6
      Quote: ia-ai00
      It seems that in his youth he was a member of KVN!

      In any case, an excellent candidate for the jury of KVN. laughing
  10. leks
    leks April 29 2014 21: 22
    +2
    It all depends on who launched the boomerang and how it will catch it in the return, if it is a pro, then he boomerang will harm the sender, and if an amateur, you can lose your fingers !!!!!!!!
    1. vinc
      vinc April 29 2014 21: 42
      +1
      If in short this is called - the return of the loan ... t. I'm sorry.
    2. Sanmak
      Sanmak April 29 2014 21: 58
      +4
      Of course, n, i, n, d, o, s, s - "well, stupid" fool but still not to that extent. I still believe that they have calculated these steps and it’s not so simple. The fact that they impose sanctions on certain areas of the market suggests that they want to oust Russia from the market and crush everything for themselves! I am sure that n, and, n, d, o, s, s will be able to resume flights on their own. They began to use Russian services because of their cheapness. They will stop using our rockets, they will launch their own and carry all the others for a great price!
      It is necessary to carefully understand everything and analyze everything well so as not to remain in the * opera!
      But n, and, d, o, r, g, and let these jump on the trampoline !!! lol
      1. Thompson
        Thompson April 29 2014 22: 29
        0
        Of course not stupid. No wonder they have to think so much before imposing sanctions - they choose those that will harm us and will not harm them. And those are almost dumb! That's picking ... About Europe generally keep quiet! They then direct way to the Machoists !!!
      2. Dart2027
        Dart2027 April 29 2014 22: 38
        0
        Maybe they can, only when? In seven years? And before that? In such a case, any lag is a very serious blow.
      3. VeteranS
        VeteranS April 29 2014 22: 52
        +3
        Rogozin accurately noted that the US sanctions against our Cosmos industry are primarily directed against its compliant rival allies from the EU, since the United States (they themselves recognize this) cannot send crews and (or) cargo to the ISS without Russia .... So that for Americans, their selfish interests are more important than friendship with their allies ... It is time for Western European businesses to pull back their politicians who are harming their interests, and therefore their countries!
  11. Giant thought
    Giant thought April 29 2014 21: 22
    +4
    The mattresses clearly overestimated their strength in the implementation of the sanctions, and we let them in fat and according to their mu.salam.
  12. Signaller
    Signaller April 29 2014 21: 24
    +7
    Correctly. And feed them another good pea soup. In fact, they can fly to the moon.
    1. Ziksura
      Ziksura April 29 2014 21: 31
      +2
      Quote: Signaller
      feed them with good pea soup

      And without cooking, you can: let them ask their soldiers in Afghanistan for such white powder fuel, and here’s yours and in one moment both into orbit, and to the moon, and into deep space.
    2. Truth-lover
      Truth-lover April 29 2014 22: 25
      +1
      feed them with good pea soup.

      Hi colleague! Your statement is somewhat cruel to the rest of humanity. So you can give additional acceleration to the rotation of the Earth. And move the tectonic plates ....
  13. Ziksura
    Ziksura April 29 2014 21: 24
    +8
    Such an offer on our website has long sounded loud. The only new delivery vehicle is a trampoline. laughing
    And if, aside from jokes, the break in relations on the ISS needs to be carried out (well, at least at least, at least to declare in all seriousness), and the main disconnection of the Russian segment (such plans were developed) and, as a consequence, the inevitable flooding of the rest of the ISS. Then we'll see which of us is better on the issue of "sanctions".
    1. botur
      botur April 29 2014 21: 43
      +3
      Quote: Ziksura
      Such an offer on our website has long sounded loud. The only new delivery vehicle is a trampoline. laughing

      Well, progress does not stand still. laughing
  14. konvalval
    konvalval April 29 2014 21: 24
    +4
    Correctly said D. Rogozin, it remains to do the right thing.
    1. Truth-lover
      Truth-lover April 29 2014 22: 25
      +3
      How is that? Give a trampoline ??? )))
  15. galser
    galser April 29 2014 21: 24
    +6
    Adequate response to balcony). Let them scratch their box with manure.
  16. strannik595
    strannik595 April 29 2014 21: 25
    +9
    they don’t want to display satellites with the southeast carriers of the Dnieper, let them launch them from the Zapadensky Maidan slingshot
  17. Reserve officer
    Reserve officer April 29 2014 21: 25
    +10
    Rogozin was always distinguished by sober thought and humor. In turn, I can advise you to deliver them to the ISS with a good kick. Training can begin even tomorrow for less valuable Americans - members of the Department of State.
  18. Hariva
    Hariva April 29 2014 21: 25
    +7
    Let the catapults be bought from their new EuroMaid friends.
    1. Ivan Tarasov
      Ivan Tarasov April 29 2014 21: 30
      +14
      Is the US willing to end space cooperation?
      1. Little Muck
        Little Muck April 29 2014 21: 40
        +4
        Quote: Ivan Tarasov
        Is the US willing to end space cooperation?

        The inscription under the picture can be like this: "Don't worry, here it is a stone's throw to the Earth, but we cannot, you have sanctions." laughing
  19. Shadowcat
    Shadowcat April 29 2014 21: 26
    +4
    And if you pre-feed the astronaut with peas, you can immediately go to the moon.
    1. Mih
      Mih April 29 2014 23: 16
      0
      Major - creativity is your ability to respond subtly to inadequacy of tasks. But, I appreciate your humor.
      Generally I like peas.
      If it will be possible to use in space - the secret weapon of the Russian special forces (FBI - secret materials for the Ukrainian chipboard)
  20. galser
    galser April 29 2014 21: 26
    +2
    Sent to a trampoline)) this is ours)
  21. Morgan
    Morgan April 29 2014 21: 26
    +5
    It’s clear that Obama has a p.p.a. We kick them up laughing Patent for a kick drive with obscenities will be issued to Kesam exclusive. At the kicks to Betelgeuse, and then we'll see ....
  22. nicollider
    nicollider April 29 2014 21: 27
    +3
    Well, the joke is good, of course, but this is his personal opinion. there are no sanctions. although I would buy shares in trampoline plants
  23. seriy_wolk
    seriy_wolk April 29 2014 21: 28
    +3
    So it was also necessary to suggest that they descend from the ISS by parachute)
  24. wanderer
    wanderer April 29 2014 21: 29
    +3
    Ha! Like John Vasilievich, on a barrel of gunpowder.
    Let them fly!
  25. Bayonet
    Bayonet April 29 2014 21: 31
    +9
    It is possible without a trampoline, like this:
    1. Mih
      Mih April 29 2014 23: 22
      0
      Without a trampoline - there is no such beautiful picture, so no need.
      1. Serg 122
        Serg 122 April 29 2014 23: 52
        +5
        Without a trampoline - there is no such beautiful picture, so no need.
        Well, why not? There is! wassat
  26. nablydatel
    nablydatel April 29 2014 21: 31
    +1
    read the fly http://maxpark.com/community/politic/content/2681420
  27. skyil
    skyil April 29 2014 21: 33
    +3
    Well, yes, he watched his koment on the body, a man with humor good , it seems he with humor can put to the bottom of the island of the USA, God help him! hi
  28. nablydatel
    nablydatel April 29 2014 21: 33
    +1
    read the flight http://warfiles.ru/54238-nebolshoy-sboy-kursa-rossiyskoy-rakety-rs-24-yars.h
    tml
  29. Delink
    Delink April 29 2014 21: 33
    +4


    Red Bool inspires!
  30. Ivan Tarasov
    Ivan Tarasov April 29 2014 21: 34
    +14
    Quote: seriy_wolk
    So it was also necessary to suggest that they descend from the ISS by parachute)

    The offer is just right.
  31. Lukich
    Lukich April 29 2014 21: 34
    +7
    An old Baikonur joke.
    China launched an artificial earth satellite. 30000000 people received a hernia.
    now let them use the Chinese method. and there’s nothing to feed them. only progress for their own will carry. well done abamka, forward through thorns to the stars
  32. Anton Gavrilov
    Anton Gavrilov April 29 2014 21: 37
    +2
    First do, then think. Keep up the good work.
    1. Little Muck
      Little Muck April 29 2014 21: 44
      +2
      Quote: Anton Gavrilov
      First do, then think

      Well, what can you take from them, "women". wassat
  33. mountain
    mountain April 29 2014 21: 37
    +1
    What kind of space they are, let them learn to walk smoothly.
  34. kind
    kind April 29 2014 21: 37
    +6
    Meanwhile, at present, delivery of astronauts into orbit takes place exclusively by Soyuz spacecraft, for which the United States pays Russia about $ 70 million for one place.

    Yes, let them fly! Take-off - 70 million dollars + 100% for sanctions against Russia, landing - 500 billion rubles + 100% for security!
  35. Makarov
    Makarov April 29 2014 21: 39
    +2
    Let them fly ... buggagagaa)))
  36. fly fishing
    fly fishing April 29 2014 21: 40
    +1
    [for one place in which the United States pays Russia about $ 70 million.

    raise the fee to 700 lyam, I think an adequate price!
  37. stranik72
    stranik72 April 29 2014 21: 40
    -5
    Something not in status is a statement, after all, not the last person in the state. It would be better to "sharpen" about my activities during these 2 years. That would be "laughing", especially about the element base and import substitution, the wit of horseradish, and then tell tales and joke the wizard, and the case is "the cat cried."
    1. Dart2027
      Dart2027 April 29 2014 22: 44
      +1
      http://www.sdelanounas.ru/blogs/48951/
      The work is on.
  38. Victor-M
    Victor-M April 29 2014 21: 40
    +2
    Yoksil-Poksil, to the moon repeat "landed", but you can't get to the ISS. Or is it still a "lunar divorce"? wink
    By the way, there is a very good delivery method - the method of Baron Munchausen. laughing
    1. olegkrava
      olegkrava April 29 2014 21: 48
      +1
      Or maybe the truth is about the lunar tractor.
  39. grog_bm
    grog_bm April 29 2014 21: 42
    +6
    Rogozin was always distinguished by biting expressions and did not disappoint here))) BEAUTY !!!!
  40. olegkrava
    olegkrava April 29 2014 21: 47
    -1
    I don’t like flying on our ships, even if they fly on the ChUGUEVSKY DRAWINGS, but the Chuguev plaque will not sell them. That's the trouble for amers.
  41. mountain
    mountain April 29 2014 21: 47
    +1
    What kind of cosmos they are, they have long flown away, time to earth.
  42. Yugra
    Yugra April 29 2014 21: 52
    +8
    Well done Rogozin. Acutely noticed
  43. x.andvlad
    x.andvlad April 29 2014 21: 53
    +5
    This is just another shameless impudence on the part of the mattress. Like, we, the most important on Earth, solemnly impose sanctions against you, but take it so that our American interests do not suffer anywhere (neither on the ISS, nor in Afghanistan, etc.)! Otherwise, it will not be fair, because we must punish you. OK, huh?
    I think Rogozin’s proposal is correct, which must be put into effect immediately. And when the mattresses nevertheless realize that they have got excited and are again asked to deliver their personnel to the ISS, then raise the price of this delivery every three to four. Then let them calculate whose mistake was more expensive.
    1. Starover_Z
      Starover_Z April 29 2014 23: 33
      +1
      That's right, Andrei (x.andvlad) wrote!
      I read at the top of the felling-correspondence about the space lag of Russia from the United States.
      Yes, Russia is lagging now.
      But this does not mean that the United States provides its technology to anyone!
      They provide services for a lot of money!
      And they are not going to give anything to Russia, no matter how we “make friends” with them!
      So I personally think that these "PATners" should be warned specifically about sanctions from Russia OFFICIALLY!
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  45. Timmir
    Timmir April 29 2014 21: 57
    +2
    For American politicians, you need to come up with a catapult to send them to the moon so that they do not get out with their stupid actions.
  46. Deff
    Deff April 29 2014 21: 58
    0
    It's time to introduce the brand "Sanctions_for_what_Obama_not_privatized_Ukraine"
    Well, or English. "The_sanction_for_that_Obama_didn't_privatize_Ukraine"
  47. PRN
    PRN April 29 2014 22: 03
    +2
    In addition to space, Amers also need to cover transit from Afghanistan, for complete happiness !!!!!
  48. 1536
    1536 April 29 2014 22: 04
    +4
    It is necessary to abandon the delivery of American astronauts by our spacecraft, as this hinders the development of our manned astronautics. We need to make our own new spaceships, "fantasy in drawings" should be embodied in real samples of new spacecraft. And stop selling engines to them, too, for the same reason. New engines are needed, and the production of old ones must be reduced to a minimum, which the Americans did not allow to do. And in general, space is the little that can effectively today, and most importantly, quickly strike the United States and its allies, but will not respond to us in any way.
    Why is it not heard today from our side about the refusal to buy "Bush's legs" - chicken semi-finished products from American farmers. Are the contracts concluded? So do not sign new ones. Agriculture is another effective and quick response to adversaries.
    In Afghanistan, I would try to prevent the Americans from leaving there as long as possible, but the opposition's actions against them were intensified. Let them sit there without getting out in their "forts" and spend the money of their taxpayers. Do not let American soldiers into Ulyanovsk !!!
    The main thing is political and human will - to do what can and should be done now in order to discourage the African American and his chain dogs from plotting against Russia and the Russians. We must go to the end, not retreat. And that I think everyone will support.
    1. ty60
      ty60 April 30 2014 00: 07
      +2
      Ulyanovsk has long been closed. Bush’s legs are also not eaten in Russia. And let them sit in Afghanistan. They’re eating their greens.
  49. Lukich
    Lukich April 29 2014 22: 05
    +5
    completely obamuka crazy. Well, at least for a few months you can look ahead? I wanted to deprive myself of manned space exploration, please, there are those who wish. but you’ll come to your senses, you’ll come to ask. only then will we set conditions. we’ll charge such a fool, you’ll click forty times
  50. A1L9E4K9S
    A1L9E4K9S April 29 2014 22: 05
    +2
    Rogozin knows what he is saying, he will not advise the bad.