Why Russia needs to declare war ("Le Point", France)

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Why Russia needs to declare war ("Le Point", France)


The time has come to complete the work that the French Emperor Napoleon I began in the 19th century and the German chancellor Hitler continued in the 20th century: the conquest and subordination of Russia to Europe. We talked too long about these two brave enterprises, the failure of which was largely due to bad weather. Berezina and Stalingrad entered the language as synonymous with disorder and defeat. It is time to rid the European consciousness of this inferiority complex, which arises in it at the thought of Moscow. In other words: you need to take Moscow. Because it is possible. In the 19th century, the United States was only a second-rate provincial power and did not have the resources to transport fresh troops and new weaponsNapoleon needed him so much to overthrow the tyrant Alexander I with his insidious commander-in-chief Kutuzov.

In the twentieth century, an unpleasant tactical error, which, unfortunately, is filled storyprevented Hitler from seeking military assistance from the United States, because those (fortunately, very briefly) were allies of the Russians. Now nothing of the kind is out of the question. The leaders and the media in Europe and mighty North America finally adhere to the same position in Russia: contempt, disgust and hatred. And even to the most distant NATO strategist it is clear, like a day, that in such incredibly favorable conditions there remains only one thing: to attack. Attack. Attack Russia!

At the heart of any war must be moral and humanitarian motives. With good intentions lined the road to hell - in the literature so used to say Andre Gide, who was aware of the evil satanic nature of the Russian state before others. In politics, all the same. Especially - in foreign policy.

The goal of the colonization of Africa was not exploitation at all, but the care and enlightenment of people. When they were cured and enlightened, they were only asked to make a modest contribution to the development of the European economy, even if for this purpose many of them had to lay down their heads. The moral and humanitarian reasons for the attack on Russia are more than enough. First, it is Ukraine, a new object of passion of the West and America. The Ukrainians of the 2010s became the likeness of Bosnians and Kosovars of the 1990s: beautiful creatures with lofty feelings and pure thoughts. To deprive them of the Crimea, which was Russian three times longer than the Ukrainian, was the most severe insult and the strongest blow to the mental and psychological balance of Ukrainians, these new examples of heroism for all of humanity. But it's not only that. Russia has not the first year gives us new reasons to attack, invade and destroy it. It is enough to go on the Internet for a short time: blond Femen, billionaires sent to prison, a refuge for the American traitor Edward Snowden, embraces Putin with a French deserter and tax evader Depardieu, etc.

So let us not repeat the mistake that has become fatal for brilliant predecessors of Obama and Ashton, that is, Napoleon and Hitler! We need to start acting right now if we don’t want to be stuck at Stalingrad like them or freeze on the Berezina. Honestly, I even have doubts ... Perhaps now we are already too delayed, and in order not to be substituted by the weather beats, should the attack be postponed for 2015 a year? After all, it is impossible to allow Russians to humiliate us for the third time! It is impossible!
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  1. 0
    April 28 2014 16: 12
    Luley everyone! Every century Europe will rake from us! :))))))
  2. 0
    April 28 2014 16: 12
    From what national-poc re about Tichek (namely from the c) wilds was this article discovered?

    The letters are disappearing... soon they will all be stolen... Yo!
  3. +4
    April 28 2014 16: 12
    It was only when I started reading about Africa that I realized that the article was sarcasm. A satirical opus... shows all the dreams of the USA and the EU.
  4. 0
    April 28 2014 16: 13
    Was it sarcasm towards the West or did the West show its true face? what
  5. +1
    April 28 2014 16: 14
    -So let’s not repeat the mistake that became fatal for the brilliant predecessors of Obama and Ashton, that is, Napoleon and Hitler! We need to start acting right now if we don’t want to get stuck like them at Stalingrad or freeze on the Berezina. -
    I don't I will. They will die before they get close to the Volga. Definitely.
  6. -1
    April 28 2014 16: 15
    My God. Show me the place where the violent lunatics from the mental hospital were sent home!!!! An acute stage of schizophrenia aggravated by drug addiction since childhood. And this is the XNUMXst century?! Or the beginning of the Holy Inquisition?
  7. Oml
    0
    April 28 2014 16: 16
    Let the fagots sort it out for themselves. Soon all the French will be driven out of Africa by Muslims.
  8. 0
    April 28 2014 16: 17
    The author is either joking very subtly or waving a certificate from a psychiatrist.
  9. +1
    April 28 2014 16: 21
    Yes, a test feileton good
  10. -1
    April 28 2014 16: 22
    I didn’t think that there were still such i.e.o.t.s in the West, this man writes complete nonsense, he wants the end of civilization and at the same time says that this is a good thing! But for whom I don’t know, and he apparently himself There’s no final answer to this question, but what a brilliant anti-Russian demarche. am
    1. NAXSHPIHEIROPU
      +1
      April 28 2014 19: 04
      This is very subtle sarcasm)) Feuilleton, in short))
  11. -1
    April 28 2014 16: 23
    Somehow this Patrick reminded me of the jackal from Mowgli. Somehow they didn’t point out enough about our enemies who painfully broke their teeth on us. I would add here the Teutons, King Darius, and the Poles. And in general, x... what do you think, dear Frenchmen and all your dear brethren, that it will break off. I don’t advise you to contact us - you’ll wash yourself with blood.
  12. 0
    April 28 2014 16: 23
    Quote: Z.O.V.
    The goal of colonizing Africa was not exploitation at all, but the care and enlightenment of people

    Africa jumped. Next in line is Ukraine.


    oh leave everything and go to the village to grandpa
  13. -3
    April 28 2014 16: 27
    What a brave and loud tadpole. So he strives to jump out of the frog swamp. In my opinion, it looks a lot like a high school student's homework on the topic (Why our country should beat everyone).
  14. arch_kate3
    -3
    April 28 2014 16: 29
    author, there is always a reserved place for you in ward No. 6! There are a lot of Napoleons, Hitlers, and aliens! The main thing is don’t worry! And all will be well!
  15. 0
    April 28 2014 16: 29
    God, and this is said by people who raised their paws in front of Hitler on the second day of the war. Shitty warriors! They think the Americans will fight, but no, good gentlemen, you will run ahead along the road known to your ancestors, FORGOT? REMINDER we look forward to it!
  16. Fevrrr
    0
    April 28 2014 16: 30
    Hmmm. If this is not trolling your “shepherds”, then... “d.u.r.a.k is rich in ideas.” Well, let them dream. As Nietzsche said, through the mouth of Zarathusta, “love peace as a means to new wars, love a short peace more than a long one.” Is it possible for the average European cat to lose the little world that they have built (what their media shows them)? Are you ready for an update? We are ready (I’m from Ruin), “we have nothing to lose now except our own shackles.” Many will say that war is mass mortality, how can I even think about that. I will answer - from 1991 to today, Ruina has lost 25% of its population (in Russia the situation is no better). Do you think this is peacetime? No - this is war. Only war is cunning. The enemy is not shown to us, and without a visible enemy we do not resist. So, IMHO, let them come. When you understand that the enemy is there, in the trench 300m away (figuratively), then the resistance becomes focused and purposeful. Yes, this will be a lesson and punishment for us too. After all, you and I were the ones who squandered what our grandfathers and great-grandfathers bequeathed to us. We didn’t save it, we didn’t preserve it. So we owe a debt, and debts must be repaid, it is worth paying.
  17. +3
    April 28 2014 16: 32
    Yes.... Gentlemen, I'm sad. It seems people only react to the name. I myself read the article 2 times, the second time more thoughtfully and slowly. And that's when I realized all the sarcasm. The article is definitely a plus.
  18. BAT
    0
    April 28 2014 16: 36
    I understand that this comrade is simply humorous. But if he is not humorous, then he clearly has inflated self-esteem. Lest the bad weather play a bad joke on them again.
  19. +1
    April 28 2014 16: 38
    Am I the only one who thought there was subtle sarcasm in the article? The French language is rich in subtle hints and context. Maybe I'm wrong, but the article is for Russia - and not against it. The Frenchman, in this way (using the example of history), reminded them of what would happen if they came to us. Although maybe I'm wrong.
  20. +3
    April 28 2014 16: 41
    Quote: igorkuzik
    You did not understand the sarcasm of the author

    I join! The author subtly mocks Western governments good
  21. -1
    April 28 2014 16: 43
    We now have something that we didn’t have in 1812 and 1941 - a powerful geopolitical ally, China, but they don’t have what they had in 1812 and 1941 - a leader capable of uniting and leading.
  22. 0
    April 28 2014 16: 47
    These are the animals, self-mossists, damn it, request Well, they just can’t calm down. They will definitely awaken the bear in the souls of the Russian people, they will swim to get to America, and they will still have an oar, an oar in parts of the body, so that it will be hammered into their stupid heads for all eternity, DO NOT GO INTO RUSSIA WITH YOUR SNOUTS. am
  23. 0
    April 28 2014 16: 48
    Well, why don’t some people learn from the historical examples of their ancestors?
    1. I. Go.
      0
      April 28 2014 17: 18
      ....it's called...I want to feel everything myself...))
  24. Vasya Ko
    0
    April 28 2014 16: 51
    Holy shit, a paddling pool, and so hot! And how many psychos are there in Europe! Do they want blood? There won’t be any, we’ll ALL become ashes, there are no words, just swearing.
  25. 0
    April 28 2014 16: 53
    Looks like this has already been published
  26. +2
    April 28 2014 16: 54
    He just wants to remain in history as another loser president of America. The author very ironically mocks NATO and the policies of the West.
  27. +1
    April 28 2014 16: 58
    Quote: ia-ai00
    So he, not only the French, understands that the gut is thin.
    He wants it with all gayRopa and the forces of the USA.
    How many “well-wishers” Russia has, I’m simply amazed...
    Russia, just like a BONE IN THE THROAT they all have, so that you all would choke, such “friends”.

    It has happened all over Europe, and more than once...
  28. 0
    April 28 2014 16: 59
    and the war “announcers” want to sit in the rear as always??? Don’t let those who speak out for war fight......
  29. +3
    April 28 2014 17: 06
    This is exactly what a French burgher dreams about. No other way than he went crazy or ate something spicy before going to bed. And so, welcome, there is enough space for burial for everyone and everyone. soldier
    1. -1
      April 28 2014 17: 47
      Lelyok, don’t worry, now there will be more natural shit-mineral fertilizer!!!!!!!!!
  30. 0
    April 28 2014 17: 06
    Is it such sarcasm?
    1. I. Go.
      -2
      April 28 2014 17: 15
      ...an attempt to hide my own fear behind it....
  31. I. Go.
    -2
    April 28 2014 17: 06
    Well, Mr. Besson, are you right... what kind of hysteria is that???? Have you found another way to commit suicide???? Or are you just afraid to go to another world alone?))) Probably speaking about the third attempt to wipe Russia off the face of the Earth, you are guided by the opinion that God loves the Trinity??? God grant you, Mr. Besson, so that you don’t write yourself down, remembering this failed event like a bad dream...
  32. Palych9999
    -1
    April 28 2014 17: 18
    Yes.
    After this, we simply need to publish in the French press the targets for the cruise missiles of our 60 Tu-95MS in France, indicating ALL of their nuclear power plants, dams, and chemical plants.
    Maybe then the desire to sprinkle boots in the Berezina will disappear?
    Don't be afraid of your strength.
    There is no need to threaten nuclear potential (there is someone to save it for)
    Just Tu-95 and Iskanders, just infrastructure
    Like in that joke: "... maybe I'm not the most well-read, but if I give it, I'll kill all my appetite..." (paraphrased)
    It seems so to me.
  33. -3
    April 28 2014 17: 24
    People, what kind of Berezena is this, did I miss something in the story?
    1. 0
      April 28 2014 22: 34
      Well, of course, thank you for the cons. Can anyone answer my question?
  34. pravda2014s
    0
    April 28 2014 17: 30
    Anyone who comes to us with something or other is from this and that, I think the essence is clear
  35. -1
    April 28 2014 17: 33
    ...we don’t want to get stuck like them at Stalingrad or freeze on the Berezina...
    - St. Patrick, in Russia there are many beautiful places where you can find eternal peace. But fools learn from their own mistakes, so take the same rake and move forward, if once is not enough.
  36. +1
    April 28 2014 17: 36
    Good article, you can immediately see which users read only the headline.
    By the way, a great way to distinguish a patriot from a quilted jacket: if he downvotes an article and yells: “Just try it!” - means Vatnik, and if he pluses and quietly smiles at how cleverly Western authors lead their readers to the idea that Obama and Ashton, to put it mildly, are wrong.
  37. 0
    April 28 2014 17: 40
    Let this humor and satire (article) be pinned on the walls of the public toilet fellow love
  38. +3
    April 28 2014 17: 45
    Interesting statistics in the article's ratings. In my opinion, it reflects the readers’ ability to understand the author’s subtle humor and sarcasm. Is everything really so neglected in the minds of the minus players? request
    1. 0
      April 28 2014 21: 29
      Quote: Just Vasilich
      Interesting statistics in the article's ratings. In my opinion, it reflects the readers’ ability to understand the author’s subtle humor and sarcasm. Is everything really so neglected in the minds of the minus players? request

      The nation has been accustomed to behind-the-scenes laughter and outright toilet humor. I'm afraid that most of those who "read" the article do not know the concept of "sarcasm". In Russia, humor is the Comedy Club. Everything is clear there: they said the word “x_y” - that means you can laugh.
      Zhvanetsky is not on them.
      1. -3
        April 29 2014 00: 56
        Don't act like a smart guy, otherwise the Kazakhs are such connoisseurs of subtle satire, it makes you sick.
        1. 0
          April 29 2014 01: 54
          ah, if the majority of commentators here clearly showed themselves, hoo from hoo. This should make you sick, not the Kazakhs who look at their neighbors with disappointment. Russians, in my opinion, didn’t even notice how they had become addicted to the “American” type of sense of humor.
          z.y. in Kazakhstan they first wanted to launch a show a la Comedy Club. and even with the participation of your “residents”. It ended on the first attempts. Watching the Russians slap on TV is one thing, but listening to obscenity live turned out to be unacceptable for Kazakhstanis. even for young people. As a result, humor in KZ follows a different, more traditional format.
          Kazakhs prefer witty wordplay, the same sarcasm, jokes that contain something instructive or generally reconciling.
          In Russia, young people are hooked on ugly vulgarism. and there is no need to blame the Kazakhs for this or throw poop at us: “yourself.” Whose fault is it that people in Russia don’t understand satire? The article on the site clearly demonstrated this. I think you yourself understand what a mess the “sense of humor” has sunk into in Russia.
          At least the Kazakh will say it like it is. and your friends from overseas, with whom you have kissed all these years and copied them as best you could, will only encourage your “Americanization.”
          although yes... who the hell in Russia admits to the “lumpen-Americanization” of consciousness... recently the Russian media are now instilling that “Russia is the antipode of the damned West”...
          In the meantime, Russians have already been conscientiously accustomed to “intrigues-scandals-investigations”, “toilet miniatures” and laughter at the off-screen command. and I'm not talking about jeans or chewing gum at all. here the dog buried itself deeper.
          Doesn’t it personally scare you that the majority of Russian commentators stupidly did not understand what was written in the article?
  39. -1
    April 28 2014 17: 46
    Patrick Besson will need to be taken down first...
  40. -1
    April 28 2014 17: 48
    [quote=Letun][quote=Baikal]In general, the article is good, made me smile)[/quote]
    Well, I don’t know, I did not smile, but was very surprised. The Frenchman (!) Puts Napoleon and Hitler in one clip!
    What surprised you? If it were not for the extremist De Gaulle with his stupid attack, all the tanks of France would have served the Wehrmacht. Industry worked for the Wehrmacht throughout the war, French ladies diligently lifted their skirts and lay on their backs. And the grace with which these... became winners?
  41. Leshka
    -1
    April 28 2014 17: 48
    you will leave here only in zinc coffins
  42. Gvozdovsky
    +5
    April 28 2014 17: 49
    Guys, maybe I didn’t understand something, but the Frenchman generally doesn’t joke like a child! What are we missing?! am
    The guy ultimately puts the possessed Fuhrer and Obama and the toad-baroness on the same level. We need to look at reality more broadly, and at the facts - more deeply. laughing
  43. +2
    April 28 2014 17: 51
    I think this is so French sarcasm)))
  44. +4
    April 28 2014 17: 52
    But he wrote it subtly, damn French.
    And at first it is taken at face value.
    And here such sarcasm is woven in that mom, don’t worry!
    Respect.
  45. -1
    April 28 2014 17: 56
    Although you are Besson, you are just Patrick.
    Let's say you took Moscow (I'm not asking why you need such a city), having failed, to begin with, to deal with the problems of Paris and restore order in it.
    Took Moscow, to say the least.
    So, what is next?
    Buy, Petya, the cheapest globe and find Russia on it.
    All! This is enough for a normal person.
  46. +1
    April 28 2014 17: 56
    Quote: Siberian19
    Putin is burning!
    I was asked - "Europe is uniting against Russia .... Aren't you afraid?" ..... I replied: "We have already encountered a united Europe in 1812 and in 1941. It should be scary for them!" ....
    Vladimir Putin ...

    This is not the first time for us. But the author wrote honestly, not like Obama and others.
  47. +3
    April 28 2014 17: 57
    By the way, by the comments and voting for the article you can see who reads and thinks about what is written, and who stupidly perceives the text!!!! Think about it, those who immediately perceived this article as negative, information must not only be received but also digested.
  48. -2
    April 28 2014 17: 57
    After war is declared on us, we will have a reason to destroy all those we dislike without fearing anyone’s opinion.
  49. -2
    April 28 2014 18: 08
    And it would be desirable for the British to start the war. We haven’t driven tanks into London yet, and at the same time we’ll put an end to the kingdom. Because it is no longer relevant.
  50. +2
    April 28 2014 18: 37
    Ukrainians of the 2010s have become like the Bosnians and Kosovars of the 1990s: beautiful creatures with elevated feelings and pure thoughts.


    Simply a touching and inimitable opus! Doesn't need any additions. I especially liked the story about beautiful creatures and grateful Africans. Upvoted because this idiot... made me laugh from the bottom of my heart. Keep it up, Frenchies.
    1. +2
      April 29 2014 01: 01
      So let’s not repeat the mistake that became fatal for the brilliant predecessors of Obama and Ashton, that is, Napoleon and Hitler!

      The author laughs at the French, who read false articles about Russia just like you. NOT CAREFUL.
      Obama's brilliant predecessors Hitler and Napoleon! Invaders of the world.
  51. w2000
    +2
    April 28 2014 18: 51
    If anyone doesn’t understand, this article is satirical.
  52. +2
    April 28 2014 18: 53
    Well done author. The sarcasm just flows. Many were surprised why he put Napoleon and Hitler on the same honor roll. The thing is that both are builders of the European Union. Related ideas are, of course, important, but the main one is a united Europe. Then it could be proudly called the New World Order. Now it is less strong, everyone recognizes the presence of an older brother in the person of the United States. however, the behavior of EU commissioners, brazenly tilting independent economies, is very reminiscent of the behavior of German comrades from the recent past.
  53. NAXSHPIHEIROPU
    0
    April 28 2014 18: 55
    Yes... some Gay Europeans, I see, have completely lost their fear! In their sodomo-gomora, did they get completely stoned there or what?
    ps: I read it twice - it looks like banter. It’s like barely noticeable sarcasm)))
  54. -2
    April 28 2014 19: 00
    There are many sayings in Russia and for such Downs
    two 1-hunchbacked grave will fix
    2 -Whoever comes to us with a sword from him will die.
    1. +1
      April 28 2014 19: 11
      and whoever it was who gave all the minuses, at least respond.
  55. 0
    April 28 2014 19: 02
    Actually, about America, i.e. the USA, you won’t hear anything good here either, that it’s gouno is the mildest word
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  57. 0
    April 28 2014 19: 09
    I never respected France and did not consider it a leader. Typical puppets in modern geopolitics!
  58. -1
    April 28 2014 19: 09
    Any war must be based on moral and humanitarian motives. The road to hell is paved with good intentions - this is what Andre the Jew used to say in literature, who, earlier than others, realized the evil satanic nature of the Russian state. It's the same in politics. Especially in foreign policy
    Well, this is actually AUTHORITY
  59. -2
    April 28 2014 19: 19
    The nonsense of a crazy Russophobe who has absolutely no knowledge of history.
    1. +7
      April 28 2014 21: 46
      Quote: AKKUL
      The nonsense of a crazy Russophobe who has absolutely no knowledge of history.

      read it again and think about it. this is a feuilleton. When you listen to Zadornov, do you take everything on faith?
  60. +2
    April 28 2014 19: 28
    So let's not repeat the mistake that became fatal for the brilliant predecessors of Obama and Ashton, that is, Napoleon and Hitler! We need to start acting right now if we don’t want to get stuck like them at Stalingrad or freeze on the Berezina. To be honest, I even have doubts... Perhaps now we have already delayed too much, and in order not to expose ourselves to the blows of the weather, the attack should be postponed to 2015? After all, we cannot allow the Russians to humiliate us a third time! It’s impossible! It’s a direct mockery of the black arap boy and the beautiful European diplomat, and add Kerry’s “jaw.” And Busson is not a Russophobe, a normal guy with humor, similar to our Zadornov. lol lol lol
  61. 0
    April 28 2014 19: 29
    This is a “masterpiece” - “he realized the evil satanic nature of the Russian state”! To what extent must one degrade in order to call white black and vice versa? The fact that the West, at the head of a 300-year-old, metaphysical (!) satanic project - the USA, is leading humanity to complete spiritual degradation and, as a result, complete destruction, is apparently unknown to this bastard living in this wasteful dung heap! Lies, hypocrisy, rivers of blood, sadomy, etc., etc., all these Western “values”, of course “Divine calling” and “the road to the light”.... THE AUTHOR IS A MORON, INCREDIBLE MORONI
  62. -1
    April 28 2014 19: 34
    How many such “conquerors” were there in Rus' - Swedes and Turks, Poles, French, Germans. What, did you want it again?

    Elephant and Pug

    Through the streets of the Elephant they drove,
    As you can see for show -
    It is known that Elephants in wonder with us -
    There were crowds of onlookers behind the Elephant.
    From nowhere, meet Moska them.
    Seeing the Elephant, well, to him to rush,
    And bark, and scream, and tear,
    Well, and climbs into a fight with him.
    "Neighbor, stop being ashamed, -
    She mongrel says - do you want to mess with Elephant?
    Look, you're wheezing, and he goes to himself.
    Forward
    And I don’t notice your barking at all. "
    "Eh, eh! - Pug answers her, -
    That's what gives me the spirit,
    That I, absolutely without a fight,
    I can get into big bully.
    Let the dogs say:
    "Ay, pug! Know she is strong,
    What barks at the Elephant! "
    I.A. Krylov
  63. -1
    April 28 2014 19: 36
    Gentlemen, Europeans, why don’t you live in peace?

    We never touched you first. And you're all rushing

    And rush and when will you have enough?

    Well, do you really want a normal relationship instead?

    (I mean human) to be burned

    Before the ashes and all that remained of Europe was radioactive

    DUST ?
  64. +3
    April 28 2014 19: 40
    Well done Patrick, he wrote a decent article, with what malice, with what irony he gave rides to all the hawks of war, moving his muzzle on the table.
  65. +2
    April 28 2014 19: 47
    Not everyone understood the author’s humor, but he honestly earned his frog for dinner
  66. +2
    April 28 2014 19: 48
    The article contains sarcasm and subtle trolling of the “enlightened” West. But they will... wink
  67. +2
    April 28 2014 19: 53
    It’s a pity that the geyropa and mattress covers will understand the article verbatim, while they are inadequate.
  68. xirurg.net
    -2
    April 28 2014 19: 58
    Yes he is SICK by God!!)))
  69. Nicholas
    0
    April 28 2014 20: 11
    I read it diagonally, the humor was not clear. I am calm as an elephant by nature, but if MY FAMILY is touched, my hand will never waver. And I remember two more of my GRANDFATHERS, one has been lying since April 1942 in Balakleya, Kharkov region, and the second since June 1942 near Debaltsevo. I assure you, I’m not the only one, from 35 and above, men mainly in Russia THINK.
  70. -3
    April 28 2014 20: 15
    Excellent article, and most importantly, completely dictated by the USA. It's up to the Europeans to fight again. The only problem is that for the attempt to be completely adequate, it would require a new Napoleon or Hitler, of whom there is no sign, and he would start with the same thing: the seizure and subjugation of Europe under his control.
    Plus, I doubt that the new war will not end much earlier than Bonaparte’s Russian campaign, because it’s not like bombing the Papuans with blades, here you will have to not only kill, but also die, and in large numbers.
    Are the Europeans ready to sacrifice a couple of tens of millions of their military and civilians?
    If the answer is yes, well, we didn’t want this, but you yourself decided so, and therefore dig holes, there definitely won’t be enough cemeteries.
  71. +2
    April 28 2014 20: 19
    People, he’s just making fun of Western politicians, like a joke of humor. Apparently it won’t work for him to directly compare Obama with Hitler. They’ll give him a slap on the horns.
  72. 0
    April 28 2014 20: 21
    In the XNUMXth century, the United States was only a second-rate provincial power and did not have the resources to transport fresh troops and new weapons that Napoleon so needed to overthrow the tyrant Alexander I and his treacherous commander-in-chief Kutuzov.

    In the twentieth century, an unpleasant tactical error, which, unfortunately, is filled with history, prevented Hitler from seeking military assistance from the United States, because they (fortunately, for a very short time) were allies of the Russians.


    Everything is there now: the United States is not allies of the Russians and there are delivery means. There is only one problem: there is neither Napoleon nor Hitler. And the Russians have acquired something that will turn the beautiful Western countries into terrible territories leaking radiation).

    Everything in the West is not tick-tock. Something always bothers them.
  73. -2
    April 28 2014 20: 39
    What can you expect from a country whose symbol is a rooster?
  74. -1
    April 28 2014 20: 50
    I laughed my heart out! I barely finished reading the article).
    This French dreamer, if he doesn’t have time to choke in his bile, will choke in his blood!
  75. Shatt
    0
    April 28 2014 20: 50
    It was already, count for the button accordion
  76. -2
    April 28 2014 20: 53
    Why is that so! They have been so tense since the times of the Crusades... we are like a bone in their throat, although we do not bother anyone. When they climb in, they rake... and then they scream to the whole world about what tyrants and sadists we are, and so on. What have we done to them...what do they even want? Resources? Please, let's buy and let's exchange: I'll give you ore, and you'll give me a powder metallurgy plant. Everything is fair! I don’t climb into your blue brothel... so you don’t climb into my hut... and don’t teach me how to live, we’ll figure it out ourselves. We are neither East nor West...neither Europe nor Asia - WE ARE RUSSIA! We have our own path and our own moral principles...our own mentality, our own faith. Your own concepts of good and evil.
  77. 0
    April 28 2014 20: 54
    GLORY TO RUSSIA!
    OUT OF THE WEST!
  78. 0
    April 28 2014 21: 07
    Sablin Vladimir Grigorievich
    Europe

    Freeze, worthless Europe
    And do not “swing” your rights!
    You are with RUSSIA - just w *
    And you think that the head.

    You always, so imposing,
    The smirk twisted his mouth ...
    But are bastards corrupt
    Known for the truth of flight ???

    Having smeared the snout in chocolate,
    Steering chic Mercedes -
    You do not know: what "reward"
    The demon is pushing you!

    So, while steering wheels
    While in Russia, the trouble ...
    But know: trouble is already knocking!
    Your last beat is dull ...

    1998 like
  79. +2
    April 28 2014 21: 20
    So let’s not repeat the mistake that became fatal for the brilliant predecessors of Obama and Ashton, that is, Napoleon and Hitler!

    Here is the key phrase - Napoleon and Hitler are the predecessors of Obama and Ashton!!
    Brilliantly!
    Patrick Besson is a famous journalist. I collected a bunch of quotes from today's newspapers, along with historical nonsense that they print about us Russians, and made them into this mess of an article.
    The article horrified many in France and they believed that Besson was calling for the destruction of Russia.
    And he just made fun of gullible and inattentive by press readers in today's information war against Russia.
    And he proved that such readers can swallow any LIE.fellow
  80. +3
    April 28 2014 21: 20
    Great article! Sarcasm over the top!
    Still, not everyone in Europe is a lost zombie...
    With humor - in the battle against dogma!!!
  81. 0
    April 28 2014 21: 21
    Actually, it’s time to burn France just because those great Frenchmen from past centuries are not in this country. There are only gays and Somalis. And it was funny to read
  82. -1
    April 28 2014 21: 23
    In the West, there is not only moral decay, but also mental decay, since such an authoritative newspaper allows itself to not only think such thoughts, but also write. What do they think since the times of Berezina and Stalingrad, the development of Russia has stopped, one submarine will wipe this France off the face of the earth along with its paddling pools. Even I went too far, one boat will be too much for them, it will be enough for Germany and England.
  83. +4
    April 28 2014 21: 34
    Quote: Guard
    Quote: wot
    another victim of liberal propaganda

    and what are you "victim"? Soviet school textbook? Well, what did you read out there, considering that from the whole book there only two short paragraphs about Central Asia and the Caucasus were written about the history of Russia, the essence of which was "the natives were tormented under the unbearable yoke of their beys and sighed happily when the Russians came , and when the Russians a little later invented communism, they generally danced in their colorful robes. " That is the whole point of two "Central Asian" pages from the textbook on the "history of the USSR".
    I am amazed by the fact that Russians have no idea about Central (and Central Asia), but with such aplomb they are chopping nonsense out loud ... Only the statements of the Americans about "Russian cities in which bears with machine guns walk" are cooler.
    How many of you "experts" have read at least one solid book on the history / culture of the Central Asian region? In Soviet times, the region was given two pages in a textbook, but in the modern Russian one, even that is not.
    Chew the myths of kvass sites.

    Why then are you living worse now than under the Russian “occupiers”?
    1. -1
      April 29 2014 01: 08
      No, the Kazakhs live quite well, in comparison with the rest of the republics of Central Asia, which is why their self-esteem sometimes swells to simply cyclopean proportions. And this is just before us such an example of someone who considers himself the navel of the earth and an expert in the sarcasm of an individual. What interesting, my best friend is from the same Kazakh family as this woodpecker.
      1. 0
        April 29 2014 02: 22
        Yegorchik, you are ready to defend any idiot who will talk nonsense about this article or write politely to subjects who are convinced that Kazakhs live in the ass. Because I am a priori convinced that they are “white and fluffy.”
        And I think they are morons. And the softer you treat such representatives of your nation, the worse it is for the Russians.
        Personally, the presence of so many degenerates disappoints me, because I am used to treating Russians positively. Moreover, knowing our Kazakh Russians.
        It is necessary to crush the morons - whether Kazakh, Russian, German, or Uzbek. Dunk your face in and explain that you can’t be so stupid. They will ruin their homeland tomorrow. Ukraine has come to an end. Russia is still barely balancing. Either the whole crowd licks Putin’s place (our officials usually indulge in this), then they run to Bolotnye with white ribbons. Either they shout about their internationality, or they are sadomasochistically thrilled by chauvinist articles a la “There are only enemies around Russia who want to devour us.” Society in Russia is confused; there are no ideals or just guidelines. You can rave about Kazakhstan’s reality, state ideology, state programs 2030/2050, popular posters on the streets and so on, but society in Kazakhstan is more monolithic and who will give their country a damn - neither to the interventionists, nor to their “Navalny” and “Tyagnibok”. In Russia, people are accustomed to changing their political beliefs and geopolitical preferences every few years. It's really scary. I don’t know Russia from comments on the site. I lived there half my life. And I still visit often on business.
        I feel bad for Russia. And it's a pity that you didn't understand this. If you want to protect primates, that's your business. If only you didn't do it for national reasons. Otherwise, some people like to confuse a negative attitude towards a certain person with nationalism. Kazakhs don’t care about your nation and your religion. But if you are stupid, then they will not stand on ceremony with you. Starting from simple daily jokes, then the banal “Get out of here.” If there are no doubts about your adequacy, then even if you are Yitzhak Mykolovich Chukchin, no one will say a bad word to you.
        1. +1
          April 29 2014 02: 34
          By the way, a defender of the disadvantaged. Have you even noticed that I wasn’t the only one who expressed regret that in Russia humor has become primitive in the “comedy club” style?
          however, it was only me that he began to insult.
          although the underlying reasons are already clear to me)))) “pompous Kazakh” and “Russophobe”)))
          and don’t you want to call others who wrote, in principle, the same thing as me “pompous Russians with gigantic conceit”, “navels of the earth” and “Russian woodpeckers”? Or can the Russians complain about the “gums”, and the Kazakhs should remain silent, seeing the real degradation of their neighbors? Stop looking for “Kazakh chauvinists and pompous bigots.” this is the influence of the yellow “scandalous” Russian media. this is their bread - “to look for enemies.” you are a Kazakh citizen. We don’t have such media at all.
    2. 0
      April 29 2014 02: 00
      Quote: Partizan Kramaha
      Why then are you living worse now than under the Russian “occupiers”?

      go to sleep, "geopolitician".
  84. +3
    April 28 2014 21: 43
    had a lot of fun smile
  85. andrewals
    +3
    April 28 2014 21: 48
    I sympathize with those who downvote.
    Brilliant satire.
  86. +4
    April 28 2014 21: 50
    I laughed heartily while reading the article. Tough and true satire. Reading the comments I was saddened. The impression is that few people even read to the middle.
  87. +7
    April 28 2014 21: 51
    the article is fattening plus))))) I haven’t heard such sarcasm for a long time)))) very technically crap my pants on the West and the Obama with Nuland))))) humor is at its best))))))))) well done!!!
  88. raf
    -3
    April 28 2014 22: 01
    This, to put it mildly, Patrick, what did he smoke? Did you try on Napoleon's hat or Hitler's cap on your head? Apparently he didn’t study history well if he risked making such an opus.
    1. +7
      April 28 2014 22: 03
      people, well, read the article a second time if you didn’t understand it the first time. Well, he’s making fun of the West and Obama. this is a feuilleton!!!!
  89. -3
    April 28 2014 22: 07
    After all, you can’t let the Russians humiliate us for the third time! No way!
    By Patrick Besson
    If you don’t want humiliation, you don’t have to come here, we didn’t come to you first in all the wars, we don’t need anything from you, everything here is uninteresting for you, not profitable, cold, damp, everything here is bad, rotten and sour, the fish don’t bite , the game doesn’t fly, the animals have hatched, the forest has burned down, the land is not fertile, we have one torment, in general, but complete, but you’re still flying towards it like flies, no matter how many times you fly in, you’ll disgrace yourself P.S. nah.. climb through garbage dumps. hi
    1. 0
      April 29 2014 00: 15
      Those who downvote me are waiting for your explanations, it’s very interesting to know another opinion
      hi
      1. 0
        April 29 2014 00: 42
        Don’t worry, the minus down button is jammed with a plus sign, or maybe even worse, a nervous stupor prevents you from manipulating the brain, and forces your finger to point only at the red, like a bull. In general, it’s the author who seems to be so mad.
      2. +1
        April 29 2014 01: 04
        You need to read more carefully and at least some of the comments, and not just yourself, the exceptional one.
        1. +6
          April 29 2014 01: 23
          Quote: Turkir
          You need to read more carefully and at least some of the comments, and not just yourself, the exceptional one.

          Yes, it looks like they didn’t read anything except the title
        2. 0
          April 29 2014 02: 39
          I read the comments carefully, too, where is sarka.zm? Isn’t it when a German woman walks along the beach in a drunken state and literally tramples an 8-year-old child? Or maybe the sarcasm is that in the same Bulgaria there is a crowd of stoned and drunken German ghouls, a howler all over the beach with some shitty songs, and children, including Russian ones, watch and adopt their behavior. Or maybe the sarcasm is that young Polish whores, having fallen from the moon, in a crowded bus, sit on a chair, while point-blank not noticing my wife, on the same chair. And then someone will sing about sarcasm here.
          If there is hidden humor in the article, everyone understands it perfectly. And here some asshole is trying to insult the Russians once again, and I have to joke, if you please? For such sarcasm, stupid people in the army get fucked, and only then make jokes.
      3. +7
        April 29 2014 01: 22
        Quote: starhina01
        Those who downvote me are waiting for your explanations, it’s very interesting to know another opinion

        Use your sense of humor and read it again. This is a mockery of what the West writes about us. By the way, this article was published in a French magazine in the humor section.
        1. 0
          April 29 2014 02: 51
          I can't stand up. Humor as hell. This page somehow doesn’t say that this is humor. And if someone likes to read humor of this kind about themselves, remember, the one who laughs last laughs.
          I don’t accept such humor at myself; if someone likes it, then that’s their own business.
  90. andrewals
    +5
    April 28 2014 22: 18
    People, stop watching Comedy Club and TNT! This is some kind of horror in the comments, a complete lack of ability to understand the text is more complicated than a two-line joke...
  91. +4
    April 28 2014 22: 26
    To the attention of imbeciles who cannot read and think. Learn and then downvote the article.
    1. 0
      April 29 2014 02: 54
      Attention imbeciles who can read and think!!!!
  92. +7
    April 28 2014 22: 54
    friends, where did your feeling go???? Yes, Western journalists need to write more of these
  93. +1
    April 28 2014 23: 12
    Quote: Dmitry
    HALF OF UKRAINIANS WE DO NOT BROTHER, MY OPINION.

    One may not agree with this. Since when did a bunch of moral u.r.o.d.o.s from Austro-Hungarian Galicia become half. Hiding behind slogans about the countryside and independence, in fact, they were never former Ukrainians. Lviv Cossacks came to the opening of the monument to Catherine in Odessa under nationalist slogans in order to prevent this. For mercy, either I don’t know something, or there were no Cossacks in the Lviv region. The struggle of the Cossacks with the Uniates for betrayal of the faith - yes, the Lviv Cossacks are an attempt by nationalists to get into the history of Ukraine on soft paws.
  94. +1
    April 28 2014 23: 12
    One Georgian friend of mine, who really regrets the collapse of the USSR, likes to repeat, Georgia needs to declare war on Russia and immediately sign surrender, and then they will probably take us to Russia. Maybe the French also dream about this? smile
  95. -1
    April 28 2014 23: 26
    The time has come to complete the work that French Emperor Napoleon I began in the XNUMXth century and German Chancellor Hitler continued in the XNUMXth century: the conquest and subjugation of Russia by Europe.

    We dived too shallow, we must start with the Teutonic knights....
    To paraphrase an old joke about Jews, we can say this:
    There were Teutonic knights, there was Rus'. There are no knights, Rus' remains.
    There were Swedes near Poltava, there was Russia. There are no Swedes, Russia remains... (and so on, the list could take a long time)
    Now there is a gayropa, there is Russia....
    What are you trying to say?
    Yes, so - Russia is in the semi-finals!!!!
  96. -1
    April 29 2014 00: 32
    Quote: huut
    And by the way. Their ordinary citizens may accept this text as a call to action, without even understanding it. Sarcasm must be prohibited by law as a means of provoking aggression) Or all journalists must be required to take courses “Simple and understandable sarcasm for everyone,” otherwise Patrick Besson will become Gavrilo Princip.

    There is a suspicion that “brainwashed” Europeans may well take such sarcasm by Patrick Besson at face value. And our man (without humor) takes this article with hostility.
    The comedian found something to joke about. Such a “joke” mobilizes Westerners against Russia. Or maybe it plays on the weak strings of the Europeans’ wounded pride.
  97. -3
    April 29 2014 00: 52
    I’m just laughing so hard, well, there’s a new blitzkrieg, the main thing they’re worried about is that the weather doesn’t interfere.
    Vanga correctly predicted that Europe would be very deserted and only the wind would carry radioactive ash through its ruins. Which have not be avoided .
  98. +1
    April 29 2014 01: 01
    The Russian army is proud! In France it is considered quite prestigious to serve in the Russian army.
    http://twower.livejournal.com/532188.html?page=5#comments
  99. Pesnyadv
    0
    April 29 2014 01: 49
    An excerpt from a poem by A.S. Pushkin "To the slanderers of Russia" soldier

    Written two hundred years ago. And relevant today ...
    Here it is, a manifestation of the Russian mind and wisdom!!!
    Purely a civilian, but he wrote like a WARRIOR...

    ..............
    You are formidable in words - try it in practice!
    Or the old hero, deceased on his bed,
    Unable to screw up your Izmail bayonet?
    Is the Russian tsar already powerless to speak?
    Or should we argue with Europe new?
    Il Russian weaned from victories?
    Or a little of us? Or from Perm to Tauris,
    From the Finnish cold rocks to the flaming Colchis,
    From the shocked Kremlin
    To the walls of immobile China,
    Shiny bristles,
    Will not the Russian land rise? ..
    So send us to us, Vitia,
    His angry sons:
    There is a place for them in the fields of Russia,
    Among the coffins that are not theirs.


    Just read, think about these words, like shots from a sniper rifle!!!
  100. 0
    April 29 2014 02: 12
    Quote: tokin1959
    the article is most likely humorous.

    Last name and nationality are confusing...