Europe poisoning Julia and scolding Ukraine with a “powder keg”, and Russia slaps

Everyone is very busy. And not only the search for Yanukovych, who is either on a submarine, or on a balloon, or floated away, or flew away, or to Mars, or to Russia. Presidential candidates are lining up in front of the mirror of the soul of the new Ukrainian passionary people - Folk. Exactly so, precisely with a capital letter, with respectful breathing and enthusiastic anguish, insists the suddenly impregnated matrix. Paphos, this greedy devourer of all that is reasonable, has squeezed out all the senses in recent days: People’s ears are deaf, the language is numb, the nose does not feel that they have drawn something from the side of those who received a mandate for power. It prevents the eyes from seeing the log firmly planted. But the hands are working - pull the ropes to throw off Lenin.

The local authorities of the Dnipropetrovsk region (where the eighth Lenin collapsed already) and Poltava (lagging behind in Leninopad on three heads in a cap) are cautiously called the monitors of the fate of the monuments “unknowns”. In the same way, they also urgently repudiate popular predatory people who are drunk from maydanopafos, stopping cars with traffic policemen at the gas station, calling them “provocateurs” and “titushki”. This is your own. Not renounce loving. Simply, the people too literally took advantage of the mandate for unlimited freedom, confusing it with anarchy.



Maidan-titushka at refueling: “... You show your dokumenty, blah ... Who allowed the tobi to go after the ice cream, blah? When tebe lunch break, blah ...? Me too with weaponsblah ... ". Klitschko: "Go to ... on the Maidan, blah ..."
People, you noticed that with the victory of the revolution on cars more and more yellow-blue ribbons, but the drivers are still at great speed rushing through a zebra, as if not noticing the pedestrians on it? "Where I want, there is food, blah ...".

Half amorphous, half militant and brought to extremes, but a senseless mass was given status only in order that the People would become the legitimate instrument of anything. And then such People usually stop up the throat with a dissenter and the mouths of guns. And they certainly don’t give him firearms, as the Führer officially suggested today. “I think the time has come, and I invite representatives of all factions to take part in the preparation of the draft law of Ukraine on ensuring the right to freely acquire and possess firearms to Ukrainian citizens”. The load is sure that "The events of recent days have demonstrated that if such a law were in force, there would be no bacchanalia on the part of individual representatives of the authorities." That is, "Kulyavlob" in action - everything: "provocateurs", "titushku", power. But as if Tyagnybok himself did not fall victim to the next screw-hero with a torn thread.

Klitschko requires lustration and reform. But only in law enforcement. And Yatsenyuk rummaged in the bins of the homeland, was horrified. Is empty Guard, state treasury stolen. And then he hinted that here it is, hour X - give urgent money! "I would not like to disclose the figures of the incredible budget deficit ... There is nothing to pay the debt," - Yatsenyuk suddenly became clear. “Wishes” flashed on $ 35 billion (according to estimates of the Ministry of Finance, the National Bank and Turchinov). In addition, Ukraine still owes $ 7 billion, including obligations of the National Bank to the IMF.

Russia has officially turned up its nose: Medvedev, the commentary comment by the Russian ambassador from Kiev, argues that “it is not clear to us what is happening there, whether there is a real threat to our interests, life and health of our citizens”, said that today he is in Ukraine “No one to communicate with. The legitimacy of a number of authorities there causes great doubt. If we count the government of people who are wearing black masks and Kalashnikov assault rifles, they will cut through Kiev, then it will be difficult for us to work with such a government. ” And there is something immoral in this ...

In response to Medvedev's blatant slap in the face, neither Turchinov, nor Yatsenyuk, nor the People have yet refused Russian money - although yesterday they were unanimous in stating that Russia was buying Ukrainian sovereignty with this sop of $ 15 billion. And then what will the US and Europe buy for 35 billions? It is better to give up your wages and funds, immediately take benefits from former officials, deputies, presidents. Address with reasonable questions to all the malicious Ukrainian oligarchs (the Ukrainian Forbes will provide the list), or, even better, nationalize everything back. Stop drinking Ukrainian krovushku.

But Europe, having dropped Yanukovych, feels responsibility, sympathizes with Kiev, help anticipates and promises to consider all options, especially (attention!) Dialogue with Russia on this topic. Russia has something to do with it, they themselves have freaked out, and clear up the mess themselves. Gernot Erler, the representative of the Government of Germany for cooperation with the countries of the Eastern Partnership, gives interviews. In his opinion, Brussels should agree on “joint actions” with Russia and connect the IMF, Tymoshenko is a conflict person unable to save Ukraine, and the Ukrainians themselves will have to tighten their belts because rising gas prices and freezing social assistance are inevitable.

Like this. Again, complete unison with the United States, albeit with a hidden Indian grievance, having wiped off a fak from a fak in a Nuland manner. And it doesn't even matter that half of the country voted for Tymoshenko at the last presidential election. And the increase in utility tariffs and the freezing of the increase in budget payments make the outcome of Euromaidan ridiculous and meaningless. And the loans on existing conditions finally turn Ukraine and Ukrainians into 46 million.

Why no one advises to nationalize the budget-forming enterprises? Return all Ukrainian billions from offshore? And scary. As in 1917. It will begin in Ukraine, spread further. What will Merkel and Ashton live then?

Therefore, this question is not on the agenda. Only money. On credit and at interest. The chairman of the European Parliament’s foreign affairs committee, Elmar Brock, assured that the European Union is ready to help, but only after the formation of a coalition government — and only to pull Ukraine out of the crisis, and not "In order to lay the foundation for further long-term assistance from financial institutions."

Yes, euromaidan romantics and boobies should be regularly reminded that such assistance is possible only for EU countries, but Ukraine has reserved a place exclusively in the modest 3-class car of the “Eastern Partnership Program”. We are their partners, not relatives.

The German press is even less diplomatic and directly calls Ukraine a "powder keg" with the threat of an explosion; country forced to negotiate with Russia and again received dubious characters at the head of the elites. Heilbronner Stimme, for example, doubts that Ukraine is capable of carrying out reforms and fears that the country will firmly sit "on the EU drip."

New expenditures came along: according to cursory calculations for early presidential elections, 1,5-2 billion UAH are needed, but the CEC promises to find an opportunity to reduce this terrible amount of millions by 30. It is assumed that billions should be allocated from the blown budget-2014, which, of course, did not even envisage such spending.

But the people are not up to these mercantile concerns. The people are in euphoria. The pilgrimage to Mezhyhirya does not stop, the roads are blocked, the residents of New Petrovtsy are begging to stop, because even the ambulances are in jams. But what can be "fast"? Sick? Dying? Do not make me laugh. Do not everyone now just want to have time to look at a non-existent golden toilet? But there was a miss on the toilet. How many years on the network went picture with a mosaic pedestal in the form of the Egyptian throne - the horror, what a powerful symbol of autocracy. Just - oh! It turned out that the golden toilet was just a fiction, and Yanukovich’s real seat rested on a completely classical headset, albeit with gilded accessories.

While the People are busy discussing the royal toilets, the real guys do the real thing.

Another fudge with gilded accessories, Royal, fired. "Udarovets" Nalyvaychenko - the new head of the SBU. "Svobodovets" Makhnitsky - Prosecutor General, and immediately announced that the case Chernovol retrained for "attempted murder", and even “The issue of possible qualification on the grounds of terrorism is being resolved”. New security forces are already making lists of the names of candidates for the rack: the organizers of kidnapping, sniper shootings and self-mutilation. Gambling inhabitants make bets on as yet unannounced presidential candidates. Kinakh with ex-regionals and mazhoritarschiki allegedly forms a new faction "Economic Development". Efremov officially transfers the PR from 130 to the deputies to the opposition: “Considering that you have taken all the power in your hands, and we see that you have all the opportunities to form a government and build power structures, we decided that we will be in opposition.”

Everything will be new. New fights, carcasses, agreements. And a little bit of the newest “public” around the least bread places. Where the crumbs are. To distract eyes. It is necessary to share with the People.

Curtain, gentlemen!