Western journalists say they interviewed the creators of "condom bombs" in Syria

Western journalists The Daily Beast report that they managed to communicate with the militants who are the creators of the well-known "condom bombs". If you believe Western journalists, then those who "developed" a miracle bomb, five. All of them actively cooperate with the terrorist group “Dzhebhat al-Nusra”. At the same time, they are talking about contacts of “condom specialists” with ISIL militants.

The creators of the "superweapon" claim that such bombs, it turns out, are "very effective in countering the Russian aviation". The material contains a statement by the terrorists:

We make explosions of balloons (inflated condoms) carrying bombs at altitudes from 4 to 6 km. We could blow them up and higher, but only this is not necessary. We supply our bombs with special timers powered by a battery. The explosion is made remotely. Such bombs are not perceived by radars. But I can not reveal to you all the details of use (bombs-condoms), otherwise all our secrets will be available to the enemy.

Well, very scary secrets ...

At the same time, the militant added that those bombs that had not been used “return to the ground without harming their launching”.

At the same time, a representative of a terrorist group for some reason did not say anything, what, in fact, is the effectiveness of this “vundervaffe” in countering Russian aviation in Syria? But even this is not the main thing ...

The main interest is that Western journalists, as it turns out, have a direct opportunity to reach the militants of various terrorist groups operating in Syria. If so, why is it not an option to use information about the movements of journalists from Western media as confirmation of the coordinates of the militants' positions?

And who, after the "experts on flying contraceptives," are going to be interviewed by journalists The Daily Beast?

Comments

[Vladimyrych]

Either the ski doesn’t go, or the Western journalists weakened their head
"Condom Bomb"? WTF Are they serious? In the Pentagon in general, the technical thought is over?
It would be better if the fathers of these irreconcilable "inventors" used condoms for their intended purpose and the world would be calmer.

[oldseaman1957]

It remains to come up with only counter-bombs - contraceptives. So that those who launch bombs - bombs, completely break off their eggs.

[Tor5]

What idiocy ....

[Baikonur]

from the creators of "condom bombs"

Neighing!
They still need dildos!
For complete contraception!

[Vladimyrych]

Quote: Baikonur

Neighing!
They still need dildos!

And controlled strapons

I even found a video

[Uncle VasyaSayapin]

... I don’t know where everything is, but Lyolik is somewhere nearby ...

[Gennady Air Force]

compassionate song

[Throw]

The whole note fits into the phrase: Mr. interviewed Mr. Launching Mr. without a Mr.

[northern]

Quote: Baikonur

from the creators of "condom bombs"

Neighing!
They still need dildos!
For complete contraception!

there was such a term - "air wafer" ^ -)

[Phantom Revolution]

Quote: Tor5

What idiocy ....

I wouldn’t laugh like that. I think they can work against civil aviation, got up at the end of the runway and launched, if such a thing gets into the aircraft engine, it can cause damage, it will be difficult to notice it.

[Air Force captain]

Quote: oldseaman1957

It remains to come up with only counter-bombs - contraceptives. So that those who launch bombs - bombs, completely break off their eggs.

Run inflatable vaginas?

[Throw]

Inflatable camel dupes, only react to them!

[Truth]

Yeah ... What a terrible thing!
Svidomo clearly has serious competitors in the creation of a "superweapon" that is tearing apart "klyatykh mosKaley".

[SRC P-15]

We supply our bombs with special battery-powered timers. The explosion is remote.

I just can’t understand: why do they need a timer if the explosion is carried out remotely?

[GSH-18]

Quote: SRC P-15

We supply our bombs with special battery-powered timers. The explosion is remote.

I just can’t understand: why do they need a timer if the explosion is carried out remotely?

This was stated for the show-off surge and the meaning of "invention". All the same, in the west, no one will understand anything! But the feeling of "advanced idea" will remain

[Dryuya2]

Quote: GSH-18

This was stated for the show-off surge and the meaning of "invention". All the same, in the west, no one will understand anything!

in vain you are - this is a new player in the arms market,
some - missile defense, "iron dome"
checkmate - condom bombs

[Kite]

http://www.listopedia.ru/dosug/kuda_uletaet_vozdushni_sharik.html - это о том какие шарики куда улетают. Надоумите #удаков, ветер то часто с их стороны бывает, они же не станут считаться с вероятностью изменения направления ветра.

[GSH-18]

Report from condoms!

And in the middle sticks out the "longest range"?

[Oleg14774]

Quote: oldseaman1957

bones, one hundred percent tore off eggs.

Cruel, but they deserve it.

[GSH-18]

At the same time, the militant added that those bombs that were not used “return to the ground without harming those who launched them”

Yeah, only stupid heads tear off! And so on

[Altona]

Quote: oldseaman1957

It remains to come up with only counter-bombs - contraceptives.

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Why come up with? These hollowers apparently believe that rubber and latex do not freeze and do not dehydrate, and then their tightness and elasticity becomes more than doubtful ... And journalists with a clever look discuss this nonsense that they pull on their ears like a condom ...

[cniza]

Quote: Vladimir

Either the ski doesn’t go, or the Western journalists weakened their head
"condom bomb"? WTF Are they serious? In the Pentagon in general, the technical thought is over?

This is called making a fool to God to pray, he will break his forehead ... Exaggerated.

[Mr shrek]

Well, on the other hand, all doubts disappear in the fact that these "warriors" are complete contraceptives))))

[Lord of the Sith]

Here I thought that the Armed Forces of Ukraine, that the militants in Syria have the same curators, from which these nuances come from.
For example, Ukrainians yesterday fired at us from this ...

[SRC P-15]

Western journalists say they interviewed the creators of "condom bombs" in Syria

I immediately remembered:
"The moral of this fable is:
There was a hole in the gand..e! "
(I mean these five "inventors")

[SergGrey318]

What can you say?
Born to crawl, can’t fly.

[gjv]

Quote: Vladimir

"condom bomb"?

Inventors! Reminded.
In childhood, they were inflated with water and thrown from the balcony onto the heads of gaping passers-by.
Former passers-by Forgive the spoilers.
And do not forgive the militants!

[79807420129]

What they smoke is such that they completely carry away their brains and seem to smoke both barmaley and zhurnalyugi, some carry frank nonsense, others print this nonsense.

[GSH-18]

We make explosions of balls (inflated condoms) carrying bombs at an altitude of 4 to 6 km.

It is very doubtful that this condom invention could rise above 2-3 km! This is understandable to anyone who taught physics at school. And wagging your tongue about 4-6km is the prerogative of illiterate Igotuporez. With the same success, one can declare about 10-15 km of flying gundons
At a certain height, the gum breaks from the pressure drop and the bombs fly back onto the blunt heads of the creators

[Proxima]

What is the know-how of ISIL's defense scientists? In balloons? But the "bicycle" was invented a long time ago. But the secret services should talk with journalists. If the press knows where the militant is, then everyone knows about it. Or are they their own magazines?

[Dryuya2]

Quote: Proxima

But the secret services should talk with journalists. If the press knows where the action movie is, then everyone knows about it. Or zhurnalyugi for them?

somewhere I heard that "journalists" first take an oath of allegiance to "isis"
and only then any interviews "get"

[Oleg14774]

Quote: Vladimir

It would be better if the fathers of these irreconcilable "inventors" used condoms for their intended purpose and the world would be calmer.

Izya asks Moishe:
You know what the difference between a condom and om is (a little different, but this is no longer literary).
-Of course! The first is a one-time contraceptive, the second is for life!

[AlNikolaich]

Her! Moysha says that a condom is a one-time contraceptive, and a gondon is a state of mind!
And some of the gandons are filmed themselves by airships!
Be more exact colleague!

[Valentine]

And another topic. Dad tells his son before the wedding night - You, son, don’t ss .., put a lid with sour cream next to the bed, and if it’s tight, you HIM, and everything will be hockey ... In the middle of the night the bell, the son is guilty to fuck, but the bat does not climb. So you HIS son, it’s in the krynka, in the krynka. So in the krynka this, Dad, does not climb ...

[bocsman]

Quote: Vladimir

Either the ski doesn’t go, or the Western journalists weakened their head
"Condom Bomb"? WTF Are they serious? In the Pentagon in general, the technical thought is over?
It would be better if the fathers of these irreconcilable "inventors" used condoms for their intended purpose and the world would be calmer.

The fact of the matter is that for a normal audience this is an interview - a laugh at the stupid biomass. And for the west, know how! So the correspondents are trying for their audience!

[NordUral]

It is a pity that the fathers of these ub_lyud_k_ov did not know that there was such a useful thing - (I would write pr-Russian, but they would not miss it).

[NordUral]

Wow, even this was deleted by the moderators:

Condom (fr. Préservatif, from late lat. Praeservo - protect), also condom (fr. condom) is a barrier type of contraception, as well as a means of protection against many sexually transmitted pathogens. It is an impermeable cover for sperm, which is worn on the erect penis. Designed to prevent conception and sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). Modern condoms are most often made from latex, although other materials, such as polyurethane, are also used.

I just had in mind this primitive remedy for the appearance of idiots and critters (see picture - illustration for an article on the Wiki).
Link to the source: https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preserve

[cniza]

At the same time, a representative of a terrorist group for some reason did not say anything, what, in fact, is the effectiveness of this “vundervaffe” in countering Russian aviation in Syria? But even this is not the main thing ...

Under the steel And are Western journalists quite seriously?

[Gani]

The pilots also laugh - because of this, the effectiveness of aiming decreases, but this is forgivable - this is such a "wunderwaffe", they say they tried to ride rams, smear themselves with poop and some other "techniques" that work on the same principle, but which turned out to be ineffective because ... not visible from a great height.

[STALK1974]

Condoms themselves, and bombs from condoms! Probably America has helped prezami.

[Mihalich17]

- News about Europe!
- All of them - "through the ass"!)))

[sledge]

Western zhurnalyug no brain by definition

[PQ-18]

CHAPTER CCA? -Surprising position in Candom aeronautics!

[Decathlon]

Strange guys: the nose is turned off from pork, and it’s easy to inflate a condom with puffy lips!

[leo3972]

Well now America on the sale of rubber will double GDP

[SAM 5]

journalists, as it turns out, have a direct opportunity to reach the militants of various terrorist groups

If we are journalists, then what can we say about other services.

[marinier]

Hello dear!
In my opinion, they’ll soon think of a non-traditional bomb
orientation.
Here is what 4k.V.K.S. !!!

[samara-58]

Hey donkey !!! Mines still from Mr. do-result oh-oh !!!

[Vitaly Anisimov]

Even commenting is funny ...

[roskot]

Here they are able to inflate a sensation from a condom.
And what do you call them now?

[Stiletto]

The timer bomb is the only thing that can be gleaned from the article posted for the purpose of "pure joking." A timer bomb may have been used to detonate a Kogalymavia flight in Egypt. I hope that our special services will also find an opportunity to communicate more closely with these "contraceptive developers".

[Denis DV]

"I'm sitting not bothering anyone, I'm fixing the primus, and a jamb of gondomas is flying past," the veteran of the Syrian war began his story))))

[GYGOLA]

The main interest is that Western journalists, as it turns out, have a direct opportunity to reach the militants of various terrorist groups operating in Syria.

No embarrassment already. Ohrenel finally.

[ramzes1776]

It would be better to do a shit bomb with a Chinese timer)

[GUKTU]

For some reason I remembered Slavik with Dimon from Our Rashi . How shy they were to buy condoms

[iliitchitch]

Oh, as many as five creaks dig. That is, condoms rise to a height of 5 km, stop (!) And wait for the plane, in case of demolition by the wind they work out shunting, when they capture the target, they turn on the marching command.

[Vladimir 1964]

The main interest is that Western journalists, as it turns out, have a direct opportunity to reach the militants of various terrorist groups operating in Syria. If so, why is it not an option to use information about the movements of journalists from Western media as confirmation of the coordinates of the militants' positions?
And who, after the "flying contraceptive specialists" are going to interview The Daily Beast?

I liked the last sentence of the author, really like what a crowd of Western journalists will move to Syrian sands, so is air intelligence behind them. It is only necessary to throw the topic of the interview with the most frostbitten and combat-ready ISIS, you see and the sweep will go faster.

[VNP1958PVN]

Naked for ... tsa against a hedgehog is also an effective weapon. Whoever sits down knows ...

[Gur]

Patients at all, still spending time on insanity

[sisa29]

and if there are a few calculations (very average):
1 cubic meter of helium will lift 1 kg
1 condom -5 liters of helium = 5 grams
grenade rgd 5 -400gr.-80 condoms
In general, some kind of nonsense, but it is necessary that this entire structure explodes in the right place and the right time, and it's hard to miss this bouquet

[Riv]

Well, helium comes in a little more. Twenty liters if the elastic is strong enough. However, to raise a grenade - you still need a minimum of a couple, and there you also need a timer ...
Nipaletit, in short.

[sisa29]

Yesterday, at the closed part of the NSDC meeting in Kiev, issues were discussed "about urgent measures to improve the air defense system (Air Defense) and the development of aerospace reconnaissance," said the military-industrial complex with reference to Interfax-Ukraine ....

And then I was thinking about what kind of air defense we are talking about, maybe they will get hold of weapons in the USA, but it’s all the easier, they’ll probably buy a patent for this development

[drop]

I recall the beginning of the 80's, then the USA practiced launching balloons with reconnaissance equipment through our territory. The balloons were launched from Germany and they went downwind at high altitude through the entire USSR to Japan. There they were destroyed and transcribed. It was hard for our Air Force to chase after them. I somehow Marshal E.Ya. Savitsky spoke about his proposed method of eliminating them. These balls represented a great danger to aviation. But there were few of them, therefore they were silent then. I have the honor.

[Belousov]

When I first read about such an "air defense" system, I was laughing until I fell, then I still thought that this could not be true simply by definition. Well, can't it?!? Is that so? If it's true I will quit drinking, honestly!

[Eustace]

And they inflated used condoms?

[Penzioner]

Pun: State Deputies of the city of Don gave money to other city of Don in the city of Don

[ALEA IACTA EST]

In my opinion, crap. Soon they will reach bows and crossbows ...

[Jackking]

In a word (about the daily beast magazine) - like reaches out to like (condom to condom). And usually meet!

[Mama_Cholli]

Captured Igilovites need to do castration ....

[AlNikolaich]

But I wonder how much damage the bombs of these gondoliers were able to inflict on our VKS? Probably someone from
praporov still ended up in the hospital ... From laughter!

[BULLIT]

Yeah ... they smoked there! ??

[Eddie]

Yes, the fantasy of the babakhs is just awkward, interestingly, they themselves got to such an idea, or the "instructor" suggested ... If the 2nd is true, then the war between Russia and the allies of the Russian Federation with ami will end sadly for the latter ...

[Sergey S.]

Quote: Eddie

Yes, the fantasy of the babakhs is just awkward, interestingly, they themselves got to such an idea, or the "instructor" suggested ... If the 2nd is true, then the war between Russia and the allies of the Russian Federation with ami will end sadly for the latter ...

True 1st or 2nd, equal.
The war is terrifying, but for Holy Russia it’s more joyful.

[Gennady Air Force]

This is the last exhale of the grave. .

[bad]

laughed heartily! .. damn stratonauts ..

[Riv]

Rubber bombs - they exist! I knew !!! 111

[1rl141]

Quote: Drop

I recall the beginning of the 80's, then the USA practiced launching balloons with reconnaissance equipment through our territory. The balloons were launched from Germany and they went downwind at high altitude through the entire USSR to Japan. There they were destroyed and transcribed. It was hard for our Air Force to chase after them. I somehow Marshal E.Ya. Savitsky spoke about his proposed method of eliminating them. These balls represented a great danger to aviation. But there were few of them, therefore they were silent then. I have the honor.

Probably the difficulty was not in the pursuit of these balls and not in the way of elimination. And in the discovery of these balls by means of RTV. The speed of the ball is equal to the speed of the wind. And not always big. It could be confused with a flock of birds. The EPR is also small. So the mark from it will either appear or disappear. And if a coherent channel is included on the radar (such protection), then you can’t even see this ball. Therefore, it’s difficult to point a fighter to the ball. All hope is for the pilot. He must find it with his eyes.

[Balagan]

Modern arab tales
Half of "1000 and 1 nights", probably, also began with some real cases)))

[tolmachiev51]

The insanity of Western zhurnalyug grows stronger !!! Forgot the oldest slingshot weapon, then our Sushkam-.