Ukraine: "sell all"

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The navel of the earth is America. This is a no brainer. But Ukraine is the umbilical cord. The basis of global security. Cut it off - and the great bond of democracy and the universe will break.

“Independent democratic Ukraine, which is deeply integrated into the system of European values, is the cornerstone of security and stability in Europe and beyond. If this support is blown up, the foundations of European and global security will be destroyed ...

... the Ukrainian question is a test for Europeans for solidarity, dedication to values ​​and democracy ...

... We need Ukraine to be the top priority of world democracy. Of course, the questions of Syria, the questions of ISIS, North Korea and other problems that exist in the world remain. But these problems should not remove Ukraine from your list of priorities. We want to remain an important player in the struggle for democracy ... "


Like this. And nothing else. Do you understand up there? Has it reached you?

Need to! And no nails! Generally, how dare you! Forget it! About! UKRAINE!

Almost everyone has heard it. Or read. And almost everyone is at a loss. Well, take advantage. But they paid for it! "Hee-hee" rolled a light laugh from the General Assembly to New Guinea.

The president of an independent (oh, keep me seven!) State openly accuses its sponsor puppeteers of ... non-dependence! Just like an abandoned lover - in infidelity!

- You promised to marry me!
- Well, you never know what I promised you ...


Shouting directly from the UN main stand! Do not hesitate about anyone, not being afraid of anything ...

And because of what, actually, howl? It seems that, on the contrary, Ukraine should breathe easy - the “aggressor” turned away from nenka, he is not up to it, he is “stuck” in the Middle East. Live and rejoice!

But no. Hysterics. Hands are shaking, teeth are clanking, phrases are short, pauses are long. And this is understandable.

Trouble came to Ukraine.

The default is so, a hogwash. Many know. Tried it. For the tavern pays the last one. Only. The main thing is that everyone is already full, and the last unfinished bubble is already in your pocket. On the table only napkins and toothpicks.

And you can deal with the war. If desired. And even (oh, my God!) Pravosekov clean up. It was, it was. “The Night of the Long Knives” was not invented yesterday. No more difficult than 40 millions to drive into a stall. And this is solved.

But trouble came. And, until it subsides, you can not catch up with other things. Uselessly. Useless. It makes no sense. Oh, trouble ...

Ukraine: "sell all"


Ukraine sold everything: homeland, faith, history, the people (that part of it that did not sell). Sold everything that could be sold. More precisely, what else was paid for.

For this nezalezhnoy promised everything that only her soul wishes, and most importantly - a guarantee of security. The opportunity not only to get thirty pieces of silver, but also the opportunity to calmly, in complete safety, these pieces of silver are thirsty, drink-through. Moreover, the old relatives did not rush to betray a relative, and simply did not hurry the selling out of the common house.

And Ukraine used it to the full extent. But all good things, including freebies, someday ends.

First, it began to reach Ukraine that everything that was in the hut was devoured and consumed, and what could not be eaten was sold or mortgaged.

Then he realized that those who promised a lot of money and freedom provided only freedom, mainly from money.

Those from whom she fed, in the process, shitting them under the door and turning out the windows on the veranda, turned away altogether. From the word "in general". I tried to beat on the threshold in the role of "sick-hungry-cold." Uselessly.

While spreading her legs in front of the client for lace panties, some of the children and nephews spat and left. I decided to return by force - did not work. Erysipelas. Those who “returned” decided that it was easier to claim a percentage “for work” from her, so now there is also an ass in the blood.

Well, who ordered the music - that will pay for it? Yeah. Right now!

Those who ordered, did not satisfy the quality of cycles from the third to the seventeenth, so now, nenka, be kind to replay at your own expense.

And we don’t have to feed you - we have a lot of our problems.

And we feed these, because at first we bombed them. What "you too"? In a sense, pobombit? Oh, feed ... but for what?

... Nah, honey, we're protecting you for it. Otherwise, the neighbors whom you betrayed - sold - robbed - slandered at once to you, defenseless, beat out a tambourine.

So bow in the legs ... no, you don’t need to kiss them, you dragged everyone into your mouth, God forbid ...

You better think that you can still sell, cheaper, for one symbolic dollar ... of the Democratic Republic of East Timor. And American bucks still need to earn.

That remained Ukraine in dents from the broken trough. And here the trouble also has burst.

Russia launched an antiterrorist operation. Against those who plunged the entire Middle East into horror, the mighty European Union nightmare and spit on the fulcrum of his own creating Navel of the Earth. Beginning very successfully.

So what? And that's what.

1. What is happening in the Middle East represents a huge real threat to the whole world, even the United States, not to mention the Occupied Republic of Germany, and only a really strong country (or a coalition of countries) can deal with this problem.

2. America realized that:
a) she managed it with “tame” terrorism, and, unlike Taras Bulba, could only generate it;
b) she not only does not want to cope with ISIL and the rest of the tombs; she already cannot (for good reason Prince Tavrichesky declared to the UN - another question who is using whom);
c) it can no longer prevent Russia from restoring order in the Middle East (and in the world), at least without losses, which at this stage will be unacceptable for it;
d) it is forced to be an ally of Russia or, as a last resort, not to interfere; even she can no longer stand aside without a catastrophic loss of authority and influence;
e) you can only fight with this army (Russia), it’s useless to frighten it - Aviation The USA from the Syrian sky at the request of Russia as a broom swept out;
e) the whole world sees it and draws the appropriate conclusions.

3. The EU faced a dilemma: continue to follow in the wake of the United States and blow up Europe with the hands of refugees and Nazis, and turn into the US market itself, or cling to the hand of Russia and, hiding behind chatter about the values ​​of human beings (like Putin once about devotion to “Western ideals” ), slowly start to get out of the smelly swamp, in which they planted themselves.

4. Russia is really a strong country with the ability and desire to do what it says, and many countries like it; many are already following the course of Russia, there will be even more after the funeral of ISIS.

5. Solving the world problem of distant lands, Russia at the same time makes it clear that she will understand even at home without snotty ones.

6. Practically the whole world understood and accepted the new rules of the game; those who didn’t accept were simply spat - they could do nothing but threats in this situation.

And here it came to Poroshenko. Dry the oars, all - the final. What does this mean for Ukraine and for him personally?

1. Ukraine saw what real the attack of the Russian army, more precisely, some low-percentage part of just one of the types of the RF Armed Forces in the number of ridiculous numbers (in nenke turn in Privatbank for a pension, and then more). The most stupid scumbags realized that they really fought with the people's militia interspersed with volunteers, UkroInet exploded with revelations like "Dyakuyu Tobi, God, I'm not LIH!".

2. The independence with which the Glavkoverkha Russia makes decisions that redraw the political system, and the very map of the world; the quality and speed with which the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation fulfill these decisions; “Silence of the lambs”, with which all this is accepted by the former Gendarme and his lackeys (bleating off-screen does not count, this is the voice of the pianist) for Ukraine means one thing: the existence of Ukraine and Poroshenko personally from September 30 of this year only depends on Russia.

If, after the defeat of ISIS, the restoration of the SAR and bringing the CA, Qatar, etc., and other Russia to a normal battle, decides to enter Ukraine, this will be quick, high-quality, inevitable. And no one will stop her. No one dares to leave his army to protect Petit.

And the fate of Poroshenko now depends personally on Putin Vladimir Vladimirovich and no one else; from other former owners - only if they decide to slap him themselves, early.

That's why he howled. In a voice. Obama and his sixes made it clear - if in the current situation the question “Ukraine or Russia” comes up - we will choose ...

And this is the main thing that Poroshenko understood. Oh, Peter-Petyunya, what did you get into? Now really all. “They deceived, ruined, defeated, and now they have merged. Not Putin - Donbass, and Europe - me !!! Obama! But you promised!!! I did everything! God, for the sho! "

Have you seen those eyes? This horror and doom in its purest form.



The only thing that could have caused Poroshenko's bracing appearance noticed by journalists after the meeting of the Normandy Four in Paris - if he, having calculated the situation, collapsed on his knees in front of Putin as soon as the door closed. And in response, he heard: “If you save the country, you will live.”

Or, like an inveterate war criminal, he sewed a vial of poison into his collar and swaggers: “You will not see me on the gallows!”

I can be mistaken - but for my opinion two more lights of democracy, two great people (oh, mom!) Of two great states, stand as a mountain.

“Latvian President Raimonds Vejonis fears that because of the situation in Syria, everyone will forget about Ukraine. He stated this in an interview with The Wall Street Journal ...
The President of the Republic of Estonia, Toomas Hendrik Ilves, called on the EU from Syria not to forget about Ukraine ... ”


That's right. All right They also understood.

If Russia will deal with one global problem with the global problem that 60 coalition governments could not solve, then no one will have the right to climb into the hallway to Russia with instructions on the topic “here, in the corner, not too often!” Well, whoever takes the risk - they will send him that way ... that the rest will only take away the eyes. And silently!

And if the Russians, looking Europe straight in the eyes, dismiss the nenka on the repacking, then for the Baltic Pug, what happens, even the toad will not kumknet.

Especially if, before this, among the “settlers” adopted by the Baltics, ISIS militants would be exemplary fished out. And you never know? The energy security of the EU locomotive (and, consequently, of the whole of Europe) depends, nevertheless, on the safety of the Nord Stream passing next to Estonia, and not the rusty UkrGTS ...
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  1. +12
    7 October 2015 05: 41
    Ukraine saw what a real attack of the Russian army was ... UkroInet exploded with revelations like "Dyakuyu tobi, God, I’m not ISIS!"

    Q.E.D!
    If Russia in one hat will deal with the world problem that 60 coalition governments could not solve, then the right to climb into the hallway to Russia with instructions on the topic "but here, in the corner, is not enough!" no one will be.. - There is nothing to add, not to diminish.
    1. +4
      7 October 2015 06: 04
      add nothing don't turn down
      Why so? You can add that it’s not eyes ... oh, not Poroshenko’s eyes should be shown ... A rear view
    2. +5
      7 October 2015 06: 51
      venaya - a quote from the article: - "... The navel of the Earth is America. This is a no brainer. But Ukraine is the most umbilical cord." , the ending of the phrase let us down, it would be more organic to end it like this: - But Ukraine is the most that neither is * oops ... hi
    3. +8
      7 October 2015 08: 27
      The article is easy to read, as in the saying, in every joke, there is a share of right. fellow
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    4. +3
      7 October 2015 11: 38
      Quote: venaya
      If Russia in one hat will deal with the world problem that 60 coalition governments could not solve, then the right to climb into the hallway to Russia with instructions on the topic "but here, in the corner, is not enough!" no one will already .. - There is nothing to add here, not to decrease.

      -----------------------
      Our aircraft look like horsemen of the Apocalypse with blasting swords ... Bunkers and dungeons burst from our bombs like soap bubbles, crowds of iblises rushing about in fear ...
      PS Happy Birthday to our Supreme Commander ... drinks
      1. +2
        7 October 2015 12: 33
        Many thanks to the author for the article! And in content and style it is not inferior to Zhvanetsky, as they say: - Come to us again!
  2. +6
    7 October 2015 05: 46
    God grant it will be so.
  3. +3
    7 October 2015 05: 50
    Yes, it happens when the owner’s harem loses laughing Pete with the Balts at the time to create the club "Former Jones" for psychotherapy laughing
  4. BMW
    +7
    7 October 2015 05: 51
    Haha, this work is very cool, the author to assist Zadornov or co-authors. I like it.
    1. +4
      7 October 2015 11: 20
      Dear commentators, the author of course, with humor, analyzed the state of affairs of Poroshenko, but I dare to assure you, Poroshenko (Valtsman) wanted to spit deeply on jumping Svidomo. His father is a native of Romania and I don’t think that he raised his son in love for Ukrainians. I will not go into the nationality of the President of Ukraine (there are many great and courageous people among people of this nationality; Twice three Jews are the heroes of the Soviet Union, 146 became heroes of the Soviet Union, 13 are full cavaliers of the Order of Glory, 9 are the heroes of Russia.) But he is not without a freak in the family and he dumped from Ukraine as soon as he feels a threat to himself or his business (Let's remember Gusinsky, dumped on time and lives happily ever after). In Russia, in addition to his confectionery factory and in Crimea, there are a lot of his assets and nothing, he continues to have money from this business. So others will fall into Putin’s lap, such as Tymoshenko, Tyagnibok, Yanukovych .... The list of villains is long.
      1. BMW
        +3
        7 October 2015 12: 08
        Quote: captain
        I don’t think that he raised his son in love for Ukrainians


        Heh, and our modern leaders, what is brought up in love for Russia? Do not tell my slippers.
  5. +7
    7 October 2015 05: 53
    Beautifully written laughing
  6. +3
    7 October 2015 05: 55
    Excellent analysis of the situation .... soldier
  7. +3
    7 October 2015 05: 58
    .. fell to his knees in front of Putin as soon as the door closed ..
    .. surrenders in New York were the same ..!
  8. +3
    7 October 2015 05: 59
    Hard. But fair. They jumped, racers. It is a pity that "scapegoats" will answer for everything, and not striped-eared owners.
  9. +3
    7 October 2015 06: 00
    2. America realized that:
    a) she managed it with “tame” terrorism, and, unlike Taras Bulba, could only generate it;


    Well, why don’t you ..... die during childbirth?
  10. +7
    7 October 2015 06: 12
    Nice reading. It did not work with Svidomo. And so beautiful drinkers:
    -Mezhdu us everything is torn, torn, rastaptato and path zapaptata ...
    Soon in announcements; I will present the Ukrainian president, nicknamed Petka
    adult male without a bulldozer, politically light.
    responds to the rustle of money, loves chocolate with cognac.
  11. +3
    7 October 2015 06: 13
    Good such an article + smile
  12. +1
    7 October 2015 06: 26
    God grant !!! God grant !!! Let it be so !!!
  13. +2
    7 October 2015 06: 57
    Yes-ah-ah, "neperamozhna" as g .. but in the hole !!!
  14. +3
    7 October 2015 07: 21
    Ay, right. Good article. It comes to the junta that they voluntarily committed themselves to a sub-firing article, without a statute of limitations. And it is unlikely that even in the West it will turn out to hide with this article, they will give out. Or rather, they’ll arrange an accident so they don’t spill it.
  15. +2
    7 October 2015 07: 35
    A positive article that raises the mood in the morning.
  16. +3
    7 October 2015 07: 46
    Doesn’t understand Comrade Poroshenko, that you can’t be both funny, sober and smart.
  17. +3
    7 October 2015 07: 58
    Stylistics in good
  18. +3
    7 October 2015 08: 11
    At the same time, an analytical, satirical, prognostic, and humorous article came out. Well done, author!
  19. +1
    7 October 2015 08: 23
    Yeah not bad. Liked
  20. 0
    7 October 2015 09: 16
    Quote: Goga101
    venaya - a quote from the article: - "... The navel of the Earth is America. This is a no brainer. But Ukraine is the most umbilical cord." , the ending of the phrase let us down, it would be more organic to end it like this: - But Ukraine is the most that neither is * oops ... hi


    I would say ass ...
  21. +2
    7 October 2015 09: 19
    It's a pity you can’t put two pluses. Yes, and Ukraine is especially sorry for the pro-Russian part of the population. Not all the same there maydanutye.
  22. -1
    7 October 2015 09: 24
    Ukraine, ISIS ... It would be better if they had their own, Russian news published on the site, in particular this one:

    The government agreed to keep information about the owners of villas and yachts
    http://top.rbc.ru/economics/06/10/2015/5612984c9a7947855de1caee
    1. +2
      7 October 2015 10: 00
      Quote: anip
      Ukraine, ISIS ... It would be better if Russian news was published on the website, in particular this one: The government agreed to keep the information about the owners of villas and yachts https://top.rbc.ru/economics/06/10/2015/5612984c9a7947855de1caee


      I read the article ... you distort a little:

      The law proposes restricting access to personal data, rather than information to whoever owns or owned a particular property.

      And your RBC has long been seen in its liberal inclinations ... laughing
    2. 0
      7 October 2015 10: 00
      Quote: anip
      Ukraine, ISIS ... It would be better if Russian news was published on the website, in particular this one: The government agreed to keep the information about the owners of villas and yachts https://top.rbc.ru/economics/06/10/2015/5612984c9a7947855de1caee


      I read the article ... you distort a little:

      The law proposes restricting access to personal data, rather than information to whoever owns or owned a particular property.

      And your RBC has long been seen in its liberal inclinations ... laughing
  23. -2
    7 October 2015 10: 22
    The article may be a good one.
    But everything is too optimistic.
    We have not yet received an answer for Syria, not appreciated.
    The fact that "everything" was with Ukraine was clear from the very beginning.
    For never Europe will hold the Slavs as equals,
    if the Slavs meet her, accepting her conditions.
    We saw it in 90's.
    Ukraine has more resources.
    There is a GTS, albeit a rusty one, with which Ukraine is blackmailing Europe.
    Further blackmail can go on the subject of nuclear power plants, Chernobyl ...
    So Nenko twitches ...
    As for the Ukrainian population, so for Europe, the smaller it is, the better.
    Therefore, we look and comment.
  24. +5
    7 October 2015 10: 40
    and the anthem must be updated.
    Shche not vmerla Ukraine?
    The cat died, the tail peeled off!
  25. -1
    7 October 2015 10: 42
    Hmm, the article is a direct "balm for the soul" of the urya-patriots. But let us recall the old wisdom: "Soon the fairy tale will tell, but it will not be done soon ..." The author presented the material as he SEES IT HIM that what the author said LIKED the members of the forum, it still does not say anything. Yes, PARashkin is in deep (_o _), at the head of all of Ukraine, but nothing is over yet. Remember the history, how many times Russia was forced to defend the interests of the Western world, spending their resources, and then, when they were depleted, the West received a net profit, writing off Russian victims from the accounts. Do not think that idle fools are sitting and playing against Russia. The enemy is smart and cunning. And while some are writing a "cunning plan", others are sure they also write their "cunning counterplan". Well, and finally, the author compares the Nord Stream and the "rusty" GTS of Ukraine (for now, Ukraine). So, to replace the entire "rusty" one, you need to build 5 more "northern" ones and the same "southern" streams. In this case, it is necessary to build somewhere else UGS and compressor stations, which, given the route The passage of "streams", to put it mildly, is not easy.
  26. 0
    7 October 2015 11: 18
    The navel of the Earth is America. This is a no brainer. But Ukraine is the most umbilical cord. (from the author)
    I don’t know how about a hedgehog, but I dare to assure you that now Ukraine is .op a hedgehog .... laughing
  27. 0
    7 October 2015 11: 27
    Petyunya stuck in ... he farted in the wrong direction. As my grandmother used to say: "A rubber cannon, an air charge - aim in your ear, but they will hit your nose!"
  28. +1
    7 October 2015 12: 19
    Wonderful article. Definitely a plus.
    Then he realized that those who promised a lot of money and freedom provided only freedom, mainly from money.

    It remains to be proud and free, but hungry.
  29. 0
    7 October 2015 12: 28
    Put a plus, but not everything is as simple as it seems. Yes, the RF was allowed to deal with the IG, but this is only for now. The howl has already begun, provocations are being prepared (decisive policies and actions of the Russian Federation, speed and onslaught did not allow the use of homemade pind ... And we must wait for the deterioration of the general situation both in Syria and in New Russia.
    And the second flank of the attack is Afghanistan. everything is ready there, so as to rush into Central Asia
  30. 0
    7 October 2015 15: 31
    Definitely "plus", on the one hand sarcasm and irony, but on the other hand, an objective analysis of the current situation is quite tic.
  31. 0
    7 October 2015 19: 04
    Dill has become a crustacean, but we know it is not the first time for her.
  32. 0
    7 October 2015 21: 22
    well written !!!! thank!!!! I read it with pleasure and agree with everything!
  33. +4
    7 October 2015 21: 32
    After the collapse of the USSR, my state did not give me a reason to shout Hurray. They returned the Crimea-URA !!! Put in place of the "brothers" - HURAH !!! We put Uncle Sam in cancer in Syria, rolling around and showing their power - Hurray !!! And I don't give a fuck who and what will he think of my Motherland. There are gentlemen who do not like the Russian cry-URA. With him, our ancestors, grandfathers, fathers went to death for their homeland, and we will go. You understand me.