Insanity was strong. VRU MP Mustafa Nayem filled out a questionnaire for the position of patrol officer

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The policy of total absurdism in Ukraine continues to gain momentum. If, until now, the country has been recruiting virtually everyone who needs it (it’s enough to show a passport and fill out a questionnaire), now they have decided to open the door to the current deputies of the Ukrainian parliament. It is reported that a well-known ukrodeputat Mustafa Nyei filed a questionnaire for participation in the competition for the recruitment of patrol officers of Uzhgorod. Haye himself wrote about this on his page in Facebook:

(...) if I pass all the tests, I will undergo training on our training base on a general basis. Anticipating questions, I will clarify right away that this does not contradict the status of MP. The legislation provides for the possibility of academic leave for members of parliament, and earlier it was repeatedly used by deputies of past convocations.


Insanity was strong. VRU MP Mustafa Nayem filled out a questionnaire for the position of patrol officer


So after all, the status of a people's deputy, as you can see, in Ukraine nothing at all contradicts. Do you want to - be a patrol policeman and be trained in training camps, you want - take it in your hands weapon and go kill civilians in Donetsk and Lugansk, you want - take a bag and go to the US for donations from McCain "for the needs of Ukraine", if the cookies are over ...

Nayem tries to explain for what purpose he decided to join the patrol police station as well:
Why did I do this? I consider it impossible to change the system of law enforcement agencies, not knowing and not interested in its basics. It is disrespectful to people who have already devoted themselves to working in the police, and I am sure that they will help me to acquire such knowledge and experience in the future. The patrol service is the first step in the system, and I want to know and understand how future police officers learn and what. Not with someone's words, but himself.




At the same time, the ukrodepuat immediately declares that he is not going to patrol the streets of Transcarpathian cities (attention!), Since this “contradicts the status of a people's deputy”:
Will I go on patrol of the streets of Uzhgorod and Mukachevo? Obviously not. As it is contrary to the status of MP.


Ukrologika in action: to be registered as a patrol police officer - does not contradict the status of a people's deputy, and contradicts participation in patrolling. Applause for a wonderful logical passage, Hiring! ..
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  1. +14
    12 August 2015 13: 01
    Even deputies of the ASU earn extra money. Is the polar fox already visited Ukraine? belay
    1. jjj
      +10
      12 August 2015 13: 06
      Why work? It’s easier to take away in the form
      1. +7
        12 August 2015 13: 09
        [email protected] write questions directly to the mail to him =)

        It is curious that nowhere in the questionnaire is asked about military service.
        1. +13
          12 August 2015 14: 24
          It all depends on the house.
          From you from myself:
          If you want, you can become Budyonny,
          Do you want - his horse!
          1. +3
            12 August 2015 16: 04
            Quote: Nikolai S.
            If you want, you can become Budyonny,
            Do you want - his horse!



            The horse is noble, faithful, and in our time is already a rather rare animal ...

            And already in the Rada they are definitely not there ... There is a herd of stupid kids who have a circus show for the general public every day ...
        2. +2
          12 August 2015 19: 51
          It is curious that nowhere in the questionnaire is asked about military service.


          What for
          Quote: Telakh
        3. 0
          12 August 2015 19: 51
          It is curious that nowhere in the questionnaire is asked about military service.


          What for
          Quote: Telakh
          1. 0
            13 August 2015 09: 08
            Why why?
            And then, who will admit to you that the Afghan Mustafa served in the Taliban!
      2. +6
        12 August 2015 13: 53
        Quote: jjj
        Why work? It’s easier to take away in the form

        Why work, go on patrols, catch violators?
        Is it really not clear that Mustafa is aiming immediately at the post of general? With the subsequent material reward and given his services to the "revolution", his chances are above average!
        Sawed, sawed and will be sawed! —That is the slogan of the post of revolutionary Ukraine !!!
        1. +2
          12 August 2015 22: 06
          A new law in ukronauk has been discovered: the cycle of ukroidiots in professions.
          In the meantime, he will be a policeman, the policeman will be a deputy and a journalist instead. All must be interchangeable. Professionalism is not welcome.
    2. +7
      12 August 2015 13: 06
      Is the polar fox already visited Ukraine?

      Yes, she was always there! And not polar, but purely his own, native, Urkain! And not a fox, but - WHITE!
      1. +7
        12 August 2015 13: 11
        Quote: Baikonur
        Yes, she was always there!

        I will correct. "Always", this is after 1991 ...
      2. +4
        12 August 2015 14: 25
        In the small savvy. Now it’s possible to patrol the parliament too. And the deputy isn’t allowed to be shot outside.
        1. +2
          12 August 2015 16: 07
          Quote: roskot
          .And it’s impossible for a deputy to be shot.



          He thinks that the status of a policeman instead of a bronzer will be ... a security certificate ...

          PS Tatyana Montyan said well about their police (maybe I distorted the name a little): who is it ??? No law, no regulation, there is only a form and good salaries ...
    3. +10
      12 August 2015 13: 09
      Quote: ALEA IACTA EST
      Even deputies of the ASU earn extra money. Is the polar fox already visited Ukraine? belay

      Went the wrong way ...

      The most loot now is in the field of funeral services. Do you, the deputy, do not know that ParAshenko "having conceived a general offensive"?

      Consequently, the "clientele" en masse, will stretch in a string ... Seize the moment, occupy a "niche" ...
    4. +6
      12 August 2015 13: 11
      Quote: ALEA IACTA EST
      Even deputies of the ASU earn extra money.

      Duc Mustafa "for hire" - everything is clear with him.
      1. +5
        12 August 2015 13: 21
        Verkhovna Rada deputy Mustafa Nayyem filled out a questionnaire for the position of patrol officer
        Duc from this tribal leader of the Pashtuns will turn out a good bloodhound, hashish will immediately find out ... there will be two bets to receive - the patrol and the dogs.
        1. +5
          12 August 2015 13: 39
          Quote: Rostov Dad
          Duc from this tribal leader of the Pashtuns will turn out a good bloodhound, hashish will immediately detect ...

          --------------------
          It’s unlikely that it will be like regular PPS infantry to patrol the Kuevsky metro ... They have everything in the deputies with the brains of ordinary PPS ... Yes, and Rada herself needs to be renamed PPS - they sat, had a drink ... they said, they slept ... they stole ...
          1. +2
            13 August 2015 08: 20
            Mujahideen from Afghanistan became a Khokhl and deputy. Light is not weak. Ksenia, Misha, Masha, Andrew and the bandits - a secular party!
    5. +4
      12 August 2015 13: 33
      And it didn’t occur to him to stand on the Russian tracks, where his compatriots work?))) Walk, so walk!
    6. mQn
      -8
      12 August 2015 14: 17
      and what's so ???? !! This is called subject research in practice. Absolutely competent decision. If this person really decided to do everything honestly, then he is well done and acts absolutely competently.
      If our deputies did so, then perhaps reforms would be more literate and thought out.
      Hmm .... found something to make fun of. Our articles have not gone far from Ukrainian.
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      2. +3
        12 August 2015 17: 42
        Absolutely competent decision ,,
        But can you explain why it’s competent? That the deputy should work in parliament, and not at fun courses. Can he then go to study as a fireman, and then as a guide for dogs? There are many more professions that are useful and necessary.
    7. avt
      +4
      12 August 2015 14: 35
      Quote: ALEA IACTA EST
      Even deputies of the ASU earn extra money.

      This is already a triple part-time job of the Pashtun afghanid: the first is a journalist tame, the second is a deputy to the lie, I must say, echoes the contents of the first part laughing they say I'm lying like I'm lying, nhtnz is actually a police officer.
      Quote: EvilCat
      ... In general, it was normal - an unprincipled scum, telling any order to fulfill. But it’s interesting - when he was detained by employees of the Berkut unit, explaining that he was “a person of Caucasian nationality”,

      Yeah - from Afghanistan. laughing
    8. +2
      12 August 2015 14: 39
      Quote: ALEA IACTA EST
      Is the polar fox already visited Ukraine?

      The white polar dog is already there, only dozing. It's still very hot outside!
      1. 0
        12 August 2015 21: 10
        The film "Police Academy" nervously smokes on the sidelines ....
        Quote: Tol100v
        Quote: ALEA IACTA EST
        Is the polar fox already visited Ukraine?

        The white polar dog is already there, only dozing. It's still very hot outside!
    9. +1
      13 August 2015 09: 05
      Why polar fox?
      Rather, the Chernobyl squirrel, implicated in drugs!
  2. +7
    12 August 2015 13: 02
    Everything is fine...! Why shouldn't he become one of them! Will be a colonel. He's a whole "deputy" !!! He will command the Blue Oyster battalion, which includes former prostitutes, secretaries, homosexuals, students and criminals!
    1. Tor5
      +3
      12 August 2015 15: 03
      It is logical! Along the way - does his status also allow him to get a patrolman’s salary?
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  3. +11
    12 August 2015 13: 03
    Applause for a wonderful logical passage,

    Pain and shame! Yes, wake up you are already tearing up to horror UKRAINE !!! Stop killing each other, RAGULI and FROGES FUCKING! Raguli were called (in the Carpathian region) villagers who did not know about urban life, I lived in western Ukraine, I know what I’m talking about. But here it’s such insanity that my mother doesn’t grieve, and my mother was bombed by SCREAMS! But raguli continue to use microwave ovens, televisions, and send everyone home to the west when God punishes you with RAGULES, I don’t know !!! But hang yourself right now, in the Carpathians or in the center, it doesn’t matter, there will be no mercy for you, because for all the sweet Soviet time, you managed to remain RAGULU!
    1. +2
      12 August 2015 13: 10
      The deputy, with "Slavic" roots, decided to earn extra money, normal work, and even so not dusty, is not enough for everyone.
      1. +10
        12 August 2015 13: 24
        Quote: 53-Sciborskiy
        The deputy, with "Slavic" roots, decided to earn extra money, normal work, and even so not dusty, is not enough for everyone.

        Sergey, brother! Yes, they all speak Russian there and also steal, only the freebies have ruined and ruined them, so they are furious. I'm already tired of Ukraine, I have relatives in Odessa, but I don't give a shit, let them choose themselves. An officer's word! I'm tired of fighting with kindred "brains". Well, if we can't accept it. We don't abandon our own! So they themselves do not want, they want everything for free. Adequats, apart from prostitutes, have not worked there for a long time. And the most "hilarious" we are to blame ... Yes, they all went to ... the forest for mushrooms!
        1. +9
          12 August 2015 14: 21
          I agree 100% on every word! A year ago, such "relatives" came to me, we are to blame that they live badly, while our salaries are low, prices are high, the climate is harsh, the land is scarce and the fat is not thick ... Freeloaders in full!
        2. +3
          12 August 2015 14: 41
          Quote: Nikoha.2010
          ! I'm tired of fighting with kindred "brains".

          Hello landing party! The same problems with relatives in Kharkov. Well they brainwashed.
          1. +3
            12 August 2015 15: 22
            that's for sure! the same thing. didn’t give a damn relative, etc., etc. they went to the baths to count basins.
            1. +2
              12 August 2015 21: 22
              Judging by the site, then in Ukraine all Russophobes and freeloaders, because the opposite position is just my comment.
              People for whom work, study, a habitual way of life are not amenable to any propaganda, are not going to leave the places where they were born and live, they try to survive and love Russia - this is the majority of Ukrainian citizens.
              But there are a lot of freeloaders in Russia: those who don’t know anything, don’t want to work, but want to always be in chocolate, they are a support for all foreign agents, but this is not all Russians either. People engaged in business do not fool around, they cherish what is and do not suffer from any phobias, once they.
              And according to the comments, it turns out that there are none.
          2. +1
            13 August 2015 09: 22
            25 years of zombies!
            A cousin in Zaporozhye! The son of a mining engineer, Russian from St. Petersburg ligovka. Rasskaya mother from the Russian Potemkin village! I turned up in Nikopol to my relatives for advice "whether or not to volunteer for the ATO" I asked them to tell them by phone that "be sure to go" and let him catch a fatal bullet or a splinter on the very first day! I would be 15 years younger, I would have gone to Donbass myself, I would have found a jerk and shot him!
  4. +3
    12 August 2015 13: 05
    He didn’t immediately like the salary of the deputy .. Here, he probably decided to master this craft as well. They will disperse the Rada, you see, a new police officer-corruption will appear to the world!
  5. PPD
    +3
    12 August 2015 13: 06
    A person is looking for a more reliable and stable job. Not all the time a clown in the ASU to work. The way out is so to speak.
  6. +6
    12 August 2015 13: 06
    Now, if I were going to the Front, I would be Surprised! Behind the basics of military service ... where death sometimes walks, and not the tipsy townspeople .... (the surname was noticed truly Ukrainian).
    1. +3
      12 August 2015 14: 06
      ethnic Afghan, someone, dad or grandfather left Afghanistan for the great and non-winter
  7. +5
    12 August 2015 13: 08
    I also want to be registered at work, and stay at home. Salary is not less than average. I like their part-time job, PR, the salary of the deputy, the sabbat does not need to do anything. I would be in his place at the same time settled down as an investigator, investigator. Loot just like that, you can chop with a bang. laughing
  8. +4
    12 August 2015 13: 08
    And he will receive a salary there and there? It's just interesting - this bloke will sit at home and suck a beer - they will call him from the government - "I'm at my post," they will call from the police - "I write laws." Well done. patriot of his "country")))
  9. +5
    12 August 2015 13: 08
    Anything to do if only not to work. Country attraction.
  10. +5
    12 August 2015 13: 10
    he is simply obliged to participate in operations for the disposal of dogs in Mukachevo! Whistles a couple of times over his head, maybe he’ll start thinking ????
  11. +3
    12 August 2015 13: 11
    Ukrology in action: being registered as a patrol officer does not contradict the status of a people's deputy, and participating in patrolling is contrary.

    The cunning Arab woman of the Ukrainian spill wanted to get some extra money, she is surprised that he did not rank himself among the veterans, participants in the ATO, although there is still time to do it, though with a risk to his life in the future. laughing
    1. +3
      12 August 2015 13: 16
      Quote: Victor-M
      The cunning arapchenok of the Ukrainian spill


      No. , fluent pashtun.
  12. +5
    12 August 2015 13: 12
    What are the deputies and the country. In a word madhouse. fool
  13. +3
    12 August 2015 13: 12
    Samopiar and nothing more.
    being registered as a patrol policeman - does not contradict the status of a people's deputy, but contradicts participating in patrols.

    But this is in Ukrainian - without logic, thoughts, but assertive.
  14. +2
    12 August 2015 13: 12
    Quote: morpogr
    Country attraction.

    No, this is an accumulation of material for study by our specialists in the field of psychiatry.
  15. +1
    12 August 2015 13: 14
    Looks like Jafar from the Disney cartoon "Aladdin"
  16. +7
    12 August 2015 13: 17
    Ukrology in action: being registered as a patrol officer does not contradict the status of a people's deputy, and participating in patrolling is contrary.
    And for such "contradictory" and special transport there is ...
  17. +6
    12 August 2015 13: 17
    Not in European compiled form. The night and the night. How can this same violation of women's rights be possible, where public outrage is where human rights organizations are. Yes, and the Ukrainian language itself needs to be altered to European standards.
  18. +3
    12 August 2015 13: 18
    Now the half-army will stretch, to work part-time in the Rada, to get a job.
  19. +2
    12 August 2015 13: 19
    numb, this is not grass, this is chemistry fellow
  20. BAT
    +5
    12 August 2015 13: 38
    Well, if they have de-bi-ss like ragul gavrilyuk become deputies, then why not deputies like mustafa not become patrol ??? I apologize to the administrators for the unprintable expression, but this organism cannot be called a stupid person.
  21. +3
    12 August 2015 13: 50
    "... if I pass all the tests, I will undergo training ..."
    And, the heavy lad Mustafa did not try to work ?!
  22. +6
    12 August 2015 13: 53
    It was IT during the time of the "bloody gang" from different CHANNELS denounced the authorities, choking and splashing saliva! And then the command of puppeteers sounded: "Mustafa, set fire!" And Mustafa set fire, and how! From his posts on social networks, the Maidan wave in Ukraine really began ...
    I would very much like for him in the very near future to happen to fill out a questionnaire at the freak circus ....
  23. +1
    12 August 2015 14: 26
    Quote: Pathfinder
    ethnic Afghan, someone, dad or grandfather left Afghanistan for the great and non-winter
    Past the box office. We left just to Moscow. Until the collapse of the truth.
  24. +5
    12 August 2015 14: 30
    As a correspondent, he was ... In general, he was normal - an unprincipled bastard, telling any order to execute. But it’s interesting - when he was detained by employees of the Berkut unit, explaining that he was “a person of Caucasian nationality”, he wrote an article “Xenophobia should not become a person of Ukrainian nationality”. And now he rushed to the deputies, where all, without exception, terry xenophobia. Well, in general, he confirmed his nature.
  25. -4
    12 August 2015 14: 38
    The author is a big minus since there is no link to the original source of Facebook test. The right to undergo training has nothing to do with serving! I would not consider the questionnaire at all since it was filled out incorrectly! Well, that’s all!
  26. +2
    12 August 2015 14: 41
    Ukrology in action: being registered as a patrol officer does not contradict the status of a people's deputy, and participating in patrolling is contrary.
    The author did not catch the logic, but it is. Apparently, this deputy supported himself and decided to earn a relatively honest way. wink Anecdote in the topic:
    Gibbs statement:
    - In connection with the difficult financial situation, I ask you to put a speed limit sign on my site.

    A statement to the head of the traffic police from sergeant Ivanov: "I earnestly ask you to give me a radar for two days in connection with the difficult financial situation."
    laughing
  27. 0
    12 August 2015 15: 59
    "The insanity grew stronger. The deputy of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine Mustafa Nayem filled out an application for the position of a patrol policeman" ...

    It can be seen that the policeman has the opportunity to earn extra money than the deputy of the Verkhovna Rada ...
  28. +2
    12 August 2015 16: 12
    As for me, this is just some kind of PR move. We just forgot everything about this creature, and so he decided to remind himself of himself in this way. A person who is used to working only with his tongue will not go patrol or something like that.
  29. +2
    12 August 2015 16: 32
    Mdya ... No matter how I feel about Putin and his team, in Ruin any Russian politician will seem like a giant of thought. Generally any. If you put Navalny instead of Poroshenko, then with a probability of 101% he will cope better. Who has heard about Masha Gaidar? Nobody and never. And here you go: come in handy. It is interesting, is it true that she also brightened up loneliness for the Foundling Bear?

    http://infocenter-odessa.com/ukrnet/29401-smi-gaydar-obvinila-saakashvili-v-izna
    silovanii.html

    Or is she already digging for him in the best traditions of Hollywood? Actually, Mishiko himself guarantees: even a rotten banana president will find his place in Ruin.
    1. 0
      13 August 2015 09: 32
      Misha, the foundling, the State Department kicked out of the USA because "giving lectures" at the university annoyed everyone with a stupid "fuck" attitude towards students!
  30. +2
    12 August 2015 18: 26
    It's all funny but people are dying and living in poverty because of this carrion betraying their people !!!!
  31. +1
    13 August 2015 07: 08
    the first is by the name "Nayem" - in general WHO ????? request I heard, but never saw ... Judging by the piece of paper scruffy, is he a Native of Afghanistan? What place did he manage to get into the country 404 ????? request Deputy? Tin ... Apparently all the scum together in one rad is going to ... wassat Well, you need to wait for the rest to crawl out of ours and it will be possible in one fell swoop .. Yes .. gasp at them while they sit and that's it! In the country immediately there will come a breakthrough and even FIG knows what is on their surzhik! good

    P.S. An acquaintance said: he grew up in Kiev, came to visit his aunt last spring, studied in the same class with a neighbor ... When he saw him, he asks, "Well, when you su @@@@ ki start bombing us? FINISH! negative Their brains are completely dry ... only when they get fucked up and down, then maybe the people will understand how their "peremoga" life taught ... Yes
  32. +1
    13 August 2015 08: 19
    Ukrologika in action: to be registered as a patrol police officer - does not contradict the status of a people's deputy, and contradicts participation in patrolling. Applause for a wonderful logical passage, Hiring! ..

    What does it mean to learn the basics of patrol service?
    Well, well, apparently, just like Petin, the pig took part in the ATO.

    No, dear, PPS is hard work, nerves, dirt, sweat, everyday disaster of human beings before our eyes, lost health. I experienced it myself, I know what I'm saying.
  33. 0
    13 August 2015 09: 08
    Yes, the policeman’s salary doesn’t hurt and the pocket doesn’t pull. Rich Feeding troughs see bros all sorted out ..