Results of the week. “Do you have brains or kyu in your head ?!”
The week was marked by the creation of an impressive “choir” of performers, stating that they would by all means strive for the creation of the so-called international tribunal for the collapse of MH-17 near Donetsk. Thus, Australian Foreign Minister Julie Bishop said that she was going to New York to “enlist the support of colleagues at the UN site” to establish an international tribunal. According to Bishop, she will make efforts to endorse the creation of a tribunal by the UN Security Council in order to bring to justice those responsible for the tragedy that took place on July 17 of 2014.
In the UN Security Council, the week was hot. Dolls, puppeteers and other mummers staged a grand performance: "We want a tribunal." We don’t want to publish the results of the investigation, of course, we don’t want the truth either, but take out the tribunal, you know, put it ... The Russian representative in the UN Security Council cut this “hot dog”, which caused an enchanting howl in the camp of tribunalophils. Now with clipped Wishlist and run on social networks and media. And, understanding that through the UN Security Council, their ideas should not be dragged through, they are looking for other ways for the judgment. Looking at this, you understand that the unruly so simply will not calm down, and therefore need enhanced therapy with the use of appropriate decoctions, tinctures, leather belts, and even ... a lobotomy.
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Dezinto
Only stubborn unsubstantiated accusations in the direction of Russia, which began literally an hour after the disaster !!! In an hour! Already all the Western news agencies were babbling about the pro-Russian .... something there ... it doesn't matter - the main thing is to crawl the words of the PRO-RUSSIAN on the man's brain ... and the fallen plane ... And the next day the covers of all the major magazines of the West came out with corresponding illustrations !
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Igor.borov775
Uniform shame
The Ministry of Defense of Ukraine held a presentation of the new form for the Armed Forces of Ukraine. The presentation was also attended by the President of Ukraine, who said that the Ukrainian army today also needs to "replace ranks" and "form new military traditions." On his Facebook page Poroshenko wrote:
Changing the form and military ranks is just that ... You can simply revise all Hollywood movies and sew costumes a'lya "Star Troops", "Police Academy", "People X" or even "Spiderman." The scale is serious, but there are still spheres and more abruptly. - A few days ago, a creative representative from among the bureaucrats of Zhytomyr region suggested that Ukraine should be renamed. And what? .. A new form for a new (renamed) country! .. Ours, Dmitry Anatolyevich, as they say, nervously smokes on the sidelines with his “police-police”. After this, Ukraine will only have to submit an initiative to rename the planet Earth, for the Earth, as the advanced ukrocheny have already established, from prototype particles was collected by proto-Ukrainians in a secret laboratory almost immediately after the Big Bang, renamed Ukrainian science historiography as “Universal Protomaydan”.
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And also separately:
"gruppensnicers" - for Poroshenko,
"grupenshuller" - for Yatsenyuk,
"group" for Klitschko,
just "grouped" - for Lyashko.
"The ungrateful well ..."
The deputy head of the mobilization department of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, Alexander Pravdivets, expressed bewilderment about the reluctance of citizens to serve in the army and the constant complaints of soldiers about poor nutrition.
The man with the surname Pravdivets is reasonably perplexed - “well, sure, you know, well ...” - Petro Alekseich creates all conditions for the service - and half a dozen waves of mobilization, graves, refrigerators, and beautiful lists of missing people - everything is according to European standards ... And they, Herods, all do not want to serve in the surpassing Ukrainian army - well, ungrateful ...
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In order to quickly peremoga Parashenko decided to change the military titles and epaulets under the standards of NATO.
Uhalus
Major Yurik
Affairs shepherd
23 July, the citizen journalism agency “Reedus” published a material entitled “Applicants against the Moscow State University Faculty of Journalism: they don’t take us to the prestigious university for“ Our Crimea ”. The fact is that one of the main stages of entering a university at the Faculty of Journalism is a creative competition. The creative contest also includes an oral survey of applicants. It was during the oral survey that one of the applicants received a very provocative question of how she relates to the fact that Russia is fighting in Ukraine. The applicant reasonably replied that she had not heard that Russia was at war with someone. The examiner concluded that the applicant is not ready for admission.
Of course, it is hardly to be judged throughout the university on the basis of a single case. The patriotic teachers at Moscow State University, of course, did not translate. But here again the “black sheep” question. If it started up in a herd, then the wise shepherd will quickly do his job, and the "unwise" will continue to sleep in the bushes on the hillock.
It is important that the issue of administrative-territorial belonging of the Crimea has already become an indicator, according to which any black sheep is calculated with ease. The main thing is that the "shepherds" do not sleep ...
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We do not learn lessons from history; we don’t learn from examples of how not to do, from the past ...
What is it about me ... Yes, at least about the same notorious "student circles", which with the connivance of the tsarist secret police flooded the city of Ingushetia. Remember the "student strikes" in universities, "Enlightenment activities", "working circles", where all the same loafers practiced verbiage ... All the same "Prosvita society" and a lot more then ... Then, the empire could "shake off "...
Doctrinal question
July 26, Naval Day fleet, it was announced the approval of an updated version of the Marine Doctrine of the Russian Federation. Given the events of recent years and changes in the world situation, the military and political leadership of Russia decided on the need to finalize a document defining national maritime policy. Further development of the navy and related areas should go in accordance with the provisions of the updated doctrine.
American columnist: Russian maritime doctrine will result in decades of confrontation with the United States
Interestingly, in the United States, the creation of the new Maritime Doctrine of Russia was called the “step towards confrontation”. You would think that before this, the United States and Russia were truly intimate friends, and here — bang — a new doctrine, and the confrontation begins ...
And by and large statements in the style of “We will have a new Maritime doctrine” are perceived too loud. It is clear that the information war is in full swing, and that the enemy needs to beat his PRweaponsbut still in this case it would be better to calmly complete the planned rearmament of the army and navy. And even if an indispensable announcement of plans is needed to confront "friends" in the oceans, then a much quieter "doctrine" would be quite appropriate - the struggle against Somali pirates and the threat of Atlantic dolphins from maneuvering Saudi tankers and American aircraft carriers ...
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Special status
The next "jolly" was staged by the radicals to the Ukrainian president this Sunday. In general, to have fun, to chant the song, to break the harem pants in the gopak - this is what they like in Ukraine. What can you do, life becomes gloomy, and I want to live. So they invent a sort of "jolly" supposedly inside Ukrainian. And in fact, worldwide.
"Veselukha" - Kiev's statements that he had started the implementation of the plan for the "demilitarization" of Shirokino and about withdrawing the equipment with a caliber less than 100 mm from the contact line. Only here is bad luck - “contact” happens even after “withdrawal” ... It happens “to touch” in such a way that the line from “demilitarized” Shyrokyne to “heroically left bridgehead” red-hot under Debaltseve. But this is not the whole "jolly". The Constitutional Court of Ukraine recognized the draft amendment to the Constitution of Ukraine, implying a “decentralization” and a “special status” not contradicting this very constitution. Well, firstly, the ukrokonstitutsii, as it turned out, does not contradict even the unconstitutional coup, and, secondly, the "decentralization" in the independent Petro Lekseich now understands that he can remove any "decentralized" head of the region and the municipality conveniently time. Such, you see, a decentralizer and a special statusr ...
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I hope that this aggravation will be the last straw in the cup of patience, and the West will begin to curtail the flow of hallucinogenic cookies to the neighboring country.
Monument to sanctions! ..
How much we wrote about sanctions that should somehow make our lives worse! According to Western commentaries on these restrictions, it turns out that we already really should eat a moss. Who happens on Ukrainian sites, understands where this information comes from. In short, everything should be bad.
26 July 2015, the exhibition-fair "Agro Omsk 2015" finished its work.
The exposition combined more than 150 units of agricultural machinery and equipment for the whole range of agricultural work, including milking equipment, tractors, soil tillage and sowing equipment, grain-flow machines and equipment. This year 370 enterprises from 18 regions of Russia, the Republic of Kazakhstan and Belarus took part in the exhibition. More than 45 exhibits are on display at the exhibition for the first time, 23 of them - assemblies of enterprises of the Omsk region.
And again, it turns out that the sanctions “to build and live help us” ... That's how I want to come up with the initiative - to erect a monument to sanctions somewhere on the western borders. Tall such, from import-substituted granite ...
In the meantime, it turns out this way: there were no sanctions - we even didn’t even guess that piglets can be grown under Omsk or Voronezh, and that chicken legs do not grow on overseas palms ... And now - there are sanctions - we guess ... Well, if for ours " conjectures "lacked exclusively sanctions, then for God's sake ...
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My address
The trouble of Russia is not fools. No more of them than others.
The trouble of Russia is not on the roads. Bad roads are a reason to make them good.
The trouble of Russia is that the rich can not get drunk.
Parusnik
Well so ... I, for example, marina hedgehogs for the winter ...
And according to the article ... After all, we can, when the pickled hedgehog begins to prick.
Our Kiev - our rules ...
A spokesman for the ex-chairman of the Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine Mykola Azarov spread the message that Azarov, together with former people's deputies of Ukraine Oleg Tsaryov, Igor Markov and Vladimir Oleinik, create the “Committee for the Salvation of Ukraine” - a variant of the “government in exile”.
We have their president "in exile", why pass by the possibility of creating a government "in exile." In principle, the idea can be made altogether global - right up to the constitutional court and the Supreme Council of Ukraine in exile. And after all, there is a place suitable for the work of these institutions in Russia - the Kiev settlement of the Kosinsky District of the Perm Territory. Our Kiev - our rules ...
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So, Yanukovych, as chosen by the people, can still play a role against Maydanovtsy. Poroshenko let him shake - as he removed the old, so he can in the same way (only he is unlikely to be needed).
Inkas_98
The more dissatisfied with the current regime of high-ranking officials, current and former, announce the real crimes of the junta, the easier it will be to convey to the current sponsors of this chaos that they can take the infection home with their own hands, and in the end can bring their countries at least an all-European war.
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Raw pessimism
Experts at Morgan Stanley Research predict the coming fall in world oil prices. The recession, according to analysts, may be the worst in the last 30, and even 45 years. In the Western media, the capacious noun “The Crash” is replicated on the front pages. The fall in demand and prices will contribute to the growth of stocks of "black gold" in the United States, and then entering the Iranian market. In Russia, with its raw materials economy, the ruble may collapse.
The head of the Ministry of Economic Development, Alexei Ulyukayev, tried to reassure the Russians, saying that the ruble would be “within its fundamental values” if “no force majeure circumstances connected with some additional turbulence in the global capital market intervene intervene sovereign borrowers of their obligations, sovereign or corporate defaults. " He further noted that the main factors determining the ruble exchange rate are the cost of oil and the balance of payments: “We see that there is a decline now: now 54 is the current price of a barrel of our oil, the average annual is 57. If the dynamics are the same - 57 will remain or so, then the exchange rate ratios will be approximately the same as we are seeing today. ”
This statement, as we see it, is an open official admission that the ruble in Russia is “converted” only into oil. However, there can be no other way - with the raw material distortion of the economy, “oil” built into the world economy and gas.
Igor Yushkov, a leading analyst at the National Energy Security Foundation, who answered the questions of the Free Press, clearly described the possible financial consequences of a new collapse in prices for citizens:
To refuse to purchase a part of the goods sounds optimistic. We will assume that the crisis in Russia will come only when citizens refuse to purchase goods at all.
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True, this does not negate the fact that Obama is an eccentric with the letter M. If it were not for his pointing, hell would have Kerry signed with Iran, and certainly not what he signed. Now all hope of the Congress is that they either slaughter the entire treaty or hang it up with such amendments that Iran will scream: “We didn’t agree on this!”
Klim2011
Russian gas? No, did not order
For a whole month in the press there is a dispute about Russian gas and its need for Mother Europe. Some analysts say that the European Union in the near future will live without Russia and its gas, others, on the contrary, vigorously declare the forthcoming increase in the volume of Gazprom supplies to Europe. Still others argue that the gas industry in Russia will soon be eaten by Washington, which is preparing not only to supply LNG to both Asia and Europe, but also to influence the global energy market.
Russia's Gazprom, which focuses on Europe, may face three unpleasant factors in the future: environmental, competitive and political. The first means a quick and effective reduction of the energy intensity of the European heat supply system, the second means competition for gas consumers between the US and the Russian Federation, the third means the desire of the European Union to diversify gas suppliers by any means, including because of the Ukrainian crisis.
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Alexander Romanov
Flights to Mars have become regular, tourist lines are open from the Vostochny space center to the moon.
Politics news. The Ukrainian president said that in 5 years Ukraine will completely abandon Russian gas.
Japanese Autonomous Region
Prime Minister Shinzo Abe promised to solve the Kuril issue. Hence, it will diligently pretend that decides. Otherwise, before the party and the people uncomfortable. In the meantime, the Russians decided to develop those islands, which in Tokyo are usually called the “northern territories”, in the socio-economic as well as defense plan. And Mr. Shinzo Abe grabbed his head: after all, the situation, if you look at it from a sharp political angle, is that the Russians are free to build anything anywhere on Japanese lands. From the point of view of the “owner” of the territory, the difference is not felt: on the Southern Kuriles or, say, in Tokyo.
It is unlikely that during the proposed visit of Vladimir Putin to Tokyo, the “island issue” will be resolved. It is unlikely that even some kind of "map" will be outlined for his further decision in favor of Japan. And it’s absolutely unbelievable that the Japanese Prime Minister, in spite of his promises, would suddenly give up the South Kuriles and declare: let us, Russians, firmly make friends and briskly trade, let us forget the old feuds.
The Kremlin will not yield, Tokyo will stand on its own. And the “island problem” will cause someone a headache until the very end of his premiere term. Take Nurofen, Shinzo Abe.
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Every whim for your money!
A modification of the newest F-35 fighter, which is planned to be delivered to the Marine Corps, demonstrated low reliability during the 12-day sea trials. According to the Pentagon, six aircraft of the most complex and expensive version of the F-35Bs were available for flights only half the time required.
It is also noted that, despite the availability of spare parts, frequent malfunctions prevented the marines from preparing six out of six 2-3 airplanes for departure every day. At the same time, according to the military, in more difficult conditions, training will be much more difficult.
Not all and not always take off, but if they fly, it is only half the time. No problem. The main thing - there are parts. The manufacturer will do as many parts as you want. Every whim for your money!
Recall the cost of the program to create the F-35 Lightning II last year reached 1,3 trillion. $ About it claimed Program Director, Lt. Gen. Christopher Bogdan.
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Same lech
The works are carried out in stages and consistently ... So everything is not so rosy for us. Sooner or later they will cure all childhood diseases. We need to prepare to meet with a serious car now, without hats.
valokordin
Barbarians, give "Javelins"!
President of Ukraine published an article in The Wall Street Journal. In the material under the loud title “Message from the Ukrainian battlefield” Poroshenko’s austere warrior asks: “You (the West. - Note.“ IN ”) are barbarians, or do you want peace? Ukraine voluntarily gave up its nuclear arsenal, and in exchange for this, Britain and the United States promised to give Ukraine sovereignty. (...) We need about Javelin 1240, and this is absolutely true. This is necessary in order to deter further aggression by Russia and the terrorists under its control. ”
Poroshenko makes one mutually exclusive statement after another. I would like to give him one cucumber advice: it is necessary to have a snack.
First, the Ukrainian, rushing to the West and pulling people there (“tse Europe”) actually accused the West of barbarism. What does this mean? Illusions dispelled? Or is Obama and Cameron denied civilization? Be that as it may, Poroshenko’s desire for Europe will now look like a desire to ... unite with the barbarians.
Secondly, it suddenly became clear that on this planet sovereigns are distributed by a duopoly in the composition of Britain and the USA. To get what you want, you just need to abandon the nuclear arsenal. Recall, sovereignty, by definition, means the ability of state power to function independently within the country, as well as diplomatically to act outside. And the presence of a nuclear arsenal just helps its owner to carry out these functions. But if the corresponding arsenal is not observed, the country can easily do as with Libya.
Does this mean that 1240 Javelins can compensate Ukraine for its former nuclear arsenal? Or for 1240 Poroshenko just stop calling names "barbarians"?
By the way, it’s scary to think what Poroshenko would have done if he had not “sovereignty”, but a nuclear arsenal. That's where the barbarians' nightmare!
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PS In 1975, the ruble, especially for a child, was wealth.
self-propelled
Chubais being oppressed
Sabrina Tavernyz in The New York Times worries about the fate of A. B. Chubais - "one of the most famous architects of the post-Soviet economic modernization of Russia, who came under the attack of anti-Western hawks in the Russian government." The campaign against Chubais is presented by the journalist as “the last effort of powerful Putin loyalists” to remove “liberal votes” from the public life of Russia. The Russian daily Izvestia, the author reports, wrote that Moscow businessman Dmitry Lerner sent letters to state investigators. The letters contain accusations of Rosnano top managers, including Chubais himself, of involvement in embezzlement of public funds.
It is clear who is in the heroes of the West: this is the late B. Nemtsov, and A. Chubais, who is more alive than all the living. The “antiheroes” for the American media are Putin and his “siloviki”, oppressing the thinning supporters of liberalism and democracy in Russia - like Chubais, “one of the most famous architects of the post-Soviet economic modernization of Russia”.
They say Chubais invented nanoasphalt. Why don't they write about it in the New York Times?
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“In 2009, by order of Chubais and Melamed, Rosnano entered into an investment agreement with a one-day company LLC GK Novy Kauchuk for the development of nano asphalt for 1,3 billion rubles. Most of this money was gone, and the “New Rubber” went bankrupt.
"Rosnano" ordered "innovative development" for the production of road surface "Unirem" - all of the "innovation" of the coating was to add a coating of crushed tires, which was used in Soviet times.
The legal entity, whose application was approved by Rosnano, was a one-day firm registered in a private apartment and without authorized capital (http://www.pravda.ru/news/accidents/factor/crime/27-07-2015/ 1268574-rosnano-0 /).
veksha50
PS How do you call a ship, so it will float? Or is this suit so influenced?
Londa
Maslenica
Strike on sprats
The press service of Rospotrebnadzor reported that since August 1 a ban has been imposed on the import into the territory of the Russian Federation of fish canned products of Latvian production. “The Federal Service for the Supervision of Consumer Rights Protection and Human Welfare informs that when exercising state supervision over the circulation of food products during repeated studies of canned fish products produced at Latvian enterprises: JSC Ventspils Fish Cannery, LLC Gamma-A, “Sabiedrba IMS” LLC, “Unda” LLC, “Suldusgalaskombinats” LLC revealed violations of the requirements of the legislation in the field of consumer rights protection (inconsistency of the requirements for labeling, inconsistency by mass fraction of the main product, inconsistency in the mass fraction of the constituent parts of the main product, inconsistency in terms of energy value and organoleptic indicators). Lots of food products that do not meet the established requirements have been withdrawn from sale, ”the Vzglyad newspaper reports.
Latvians, by the way, are sure: what Russia does not take, the Chinese will buy large wholesale. They say there are many Chinese, much more than Russians, they will take even more of our sprats.
However, experts are full of pessimism. The head of the Fisheries Information Agency, the former chairman of the public council at Rosrybolovstvo, Alexander Savelyev, doubted the realistic plans for the supply of Baltic sprats to China. “Latvia supplied sprats to Russia for about 100 million euros, this was a priority market for them. And then the question arises, why the Russians fell in love with this product, stuffed with carcinogen, including the ill-fated benzopyrene. Those who care about healthy nutrition do not eat sprats. Therefore, Estonia and Latvia will not be able to sell this product for the same quality criteria either to Europe, or even to Asia. I would like to look at the Chinese who will eat smoked fish drenched in butter. Is that the verdict of the court ... "- сказал Comrade. Saveliev "Rosbalt".
Apparently, it is not destiny for the Latvians to feed the Chinese with banned benzopyrene sprats. We'll have to eat ourselves.
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How Latvia to beat Russia
The population of the Baltic republics were advised to rally. Estonians, Latvians and Lithuanians could combine, for example, target shooting. Russians should learn: from now on, Estonian and Latvian guys are not keen on extinguishing cod with eel head and pickling, but shooting. The Russians will not risk attacking citizens who have rallied into one in the face of the aggressor. “Let Putin feel Stalin’s fear,” advises the Baltic States to old Barry Farber.
Recall Barry Farber (Barry Farber) is the same Mr. who entertained Western radio listeners in the distant 1960 year. He was born in 1930. We hope that Barry today distinguishes the fork from the spoon as well as in the days of his youth, and is able to correctly answer the question of who is now sitting in the White House: Truman or Carter. Simply put, the reader must understand: Barry’s many years of journalistic experience will not allow him to turn off the gauge.
Farber advises all Eastern European countries to take an example from the Swiss. Before World War I, the German Kaiser visited Switzerland and observed army maneuvers there. “Your army is brave, but small: only half a million,” said the Kaiser to a Swiss general. “What will you do if I attack you with a million people?” The general replied: “Each of us will fire twice.”
We are not going to count Farber for counting how many times brave Latvians or Estonians will have to fire into the Russian army, as well as how many rounds of ammunition training they will take. The funniest thing about Mr. Farber’s note is that he can’t understand what it means: it was the United States that pulled the Baltic republics and Eastern European countries into NATO. The reverse can not be simply because there can never be. Only a psychiatric patient can declare that Slovakia, Poland, Bulgaria or the Baltic States put pressure on Washington in order to penetrate NATO or that they deceived the headquarters of the alliance with the “Russian threat”. It's funny in Farber's article and the way he advises Eastern Europeans to resist Putin. All anything, but only Putin does not draw at night maps with arrows, dreaming about the capture of Warsaw.
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* “Do you have brains or kyu in your head ?!” - a phrase from the movie “Kin-dza-dza”
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