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Echidna comments. Kuzmenko, "# nuchetamuhokhlov"?

The title is not an insult. This, according to Evgeny Kuzmenko, one of the "censors" and the columnist, is a very popular meme in Ukraine today. Telling about how things are not very good in Russia, and therefore the Russians are so attentive to the events in Ukraine.

If you familiarize yourself with what they write on this “”, then in Ukraine, everything is a class. Well, let's not argue, this is a matter of taste.

But let's talk about what Kuzmenko writes.

New, in principle, nothing. Yes, where, in fact, take something new? Thank God, everything is as before.

"You know, guys, humor on the Internet can be non-painful in strength weapons. Especially if you use it together with the mind. "

We know. We understand. But with respect to the mind, there is no doubt about it.

"Russia and Ukraine in the spring of 2015 are completely different. The older brother lives in the past, revises old photos. It recalls the times when everything was uneasy, the neighbors were afraid, and the girls gave. At the same time, they could hang noodles on their ears about age-old spirituality, special morals. Some believed. "

Good run. Feels both humor and professionalism. But what does Evgeny begin to remember the events of 1999 of the year to substantiate this?

Echidna comments. Kuzmenko, "# nuchetamuhokhlov"?

And with fervor tells about the events of "only something" 16-year-old. Here, they say, when they still trampled on us, klyaty ... And we suffered. Horror.

Comparing Russia with an older brother ... Well, it's debatable, Eugene, debatable. Anyway.

“And the younger one somehow had a very good life: he left home, found a new job, gained a new circle of interests. And he has new friends, completely foreign sissies.”

That is, as they say, Eugene annealed. For such a monument should be put. Maybe I misunderstood him, perhaps, Kuzmenko says to himself. Then you can rejoice.

However, if the "younger brother" means Ukraine - however ... He left the house - indisputably. Found a new job? Where, forgive generously? No, again, if the “new job” is the survival of Tajik and Uzbek janitors from the Russian courtyards, and from the sidelines of the trails of our prostitutes - no questions asked.

Friends (foreign sissies) are great. Well said. We, of course, like unwashed and all that. But we will not have AIDS. And the anuses intact. But this is again a matter of taste.

The fact that foreign friends denezhek planted on reforms - this is yes. But not for free. Giving will still have to, no matter how twisted by this, inviolable. But this again - personal problems. Not a single borrower with full pockets left your new friends. But since you don’t really bang around anything in your pockets, it’s about other things. About the pants themselves. That's when we laugh.

“In general, the nationwide flash mob“ And what about the Ukrainians there? ”Is first and foremost about present-day Russia. That nothing new happens in the country itself; that it lives according to old patterns, and moves in the depths of its concentration camp , from Brezhnev to Stalin. Yes, the Crimea was squeezed out by the Ukrainians, but the feeling of novelty quickly became boring. And it turned out to be troublesome to go to this Crimea ... "

Zhen, dear, well, you sometimes come off the "censor" and "Gordon" though well? So, news read it sometimes. We had the Olympics, if that. We will have the World Cup. And not in half with someone, because the stadiums are not enough, but purely so, your own. We build spaceports. Small plants there again ... The bridge to the Crimea.

By the way, about the Crimea. Believe it, no - not boring. On the contrary. Troublesome - yes, there is little. But it's better to stand in a queue at the crossing amongst your own ones, than your jokes ... to endure at customs. And on your roads do not hit the car. You didn’t repair them at the time of getting the "Square".

And build a bridge, do not worry. It is cheaper than the Olympics cost, so that the bubble is enough. Yes, and you have at the end of the year three lard take. Or your guarantors. They will steal, of course, but they will build it.

"And the Ukrainians are somehow alive, bright, with a peppercorn. Yes, they made a lot of mistakes on the new path; still bad with the economy; the oligarchs did not get involved in corruption, corrupt cops and judges. The war in Donbass, the terrorist attacks in Kharkov and Odessa, inflation and populism of newly elected politicians. "

Ah, well done! From the garlic lad! Well all listed, that's just where the brightness? Peppercorn in what? In bills? Yes, it is not a fountain here either, I will not argue. But we have in this brightness and no pepper. We have a problem that needs to be solved. Both judges and corrupt guberts. And again, this is a problem.

Here it is, the difference is where! What is the problem and anger of the day in Russia - in Ukraine "brightness and pepper". Right way, bring down, gentlemen ...

"But somewhere they still go, and with all the danger of the path this road leads clearly not to the cemetery. People learn to take care of themselves without waiting for the grace of the priest-king. They try to control the power - and from time to time they manage to do well ..."

And where does she lead? In the "heavenly hundred"? So if you correctly count all those who disappeared in the ATO, so there are hundreds of no longer smell. Taking care of yourself is how is it? In Russia to earn a jerk, or what? They never let go to Europe, they never let it go ... About the control of the government in general, we need more detail. When did you manage to control it? And to whom? And How?

"And the residents of the Russian empire did not have an imperial sickness at all: they became interested in day-to-day curiosity with unconcealed curiosity: what about the Ukrainians there?"

Yes, yes. Russia is not Europe. We are interested in. Who has relatives in Ukraine, who has friends. And since the Russians have not grown to European cleanliness, it is called "to show participation."

"Relatives from Russia called relatives in Ukraine: do you have any food to eat? Maybe pick you up from there?"

And they took. And met. And they sent food. For some reason you didn't get anything for free from Europe. From Russia - please. From gas to coal. Warm up, wash. It's good that at least Yevgeny admitted it.

“But time goes by - and the Ukrainians somehow hold on, make ends meet, and even send something to the front. And they have a Book Arsenal, and Marika’s world chess champion has become; and in the quarterfinals of the Europa League they know how two clubs ended up at once ... "

Yes, achievements. Again, if Zhenya had not studied the Russian news for Gordon, he would probably be in shock. Even I will not list what we have won over the year. For the list will be really longer than the Ukrainian.

Well, how and what do you send to the front, we are aware. How your ammunition and shells for food from militias change. And then from their own ammunition die. But then. We know.

“And the other thing is insulting: they themselves (Ukrainians) flatly refuse to recognize Russia as any kind of important guide. So, neighbor, not more. Yes, and arrogant, arrogant, cunning and jealous - well, why didn’t it happen to live near Switzerland or Denmark? How many problems could have been avoided ... "

Yes, neighbor, no more. I don’t know how much easier it would be to live next to Denmark, and how many problems would exist, but that Denmark, Switzerland is a small country. There are so many whores and janitors "do not require." And plumbers. And drivers. And asphalt pavers.

So an important landmark Russia, do not lie too, Eugene. In this Russia you can live Khokhla. It is to live, not survive. Millions of you were living, working, and feeding families. And your pseudo-economy was supported by our own rubles.

"Young people are keenly interested in: what is in Poland? And how cheaper is it to fly to Barcelona? Is it true that in Portugal ... They count the euro with dollars, and they don’t want to look at the rubles."

Zhen, are you serious? Where can you see this youth? How to talk? No, if this young, so advanced, parents are sitting in the Rada, then I will believe unconditionally. Well, or if it's kids like Ludin Akhmetov or Firtash.

But in order that all the dollars with the euro should be counted ... We are here, of course, the Colorado quilted jackets are through one, but to believe in such bredyatin is not necessary to smoke dill. It already gives heavy chemistry. Which is not smoking, but it is necessary to prick.

Well, probably, to be a Ukrainian Kuzmenko. Everything is so positive, bright, with pepper! We believe that we are arming and feeding the army with euros, we will return the Crimea and take the Kremlin by storm. Great to live like this.

Especially, probably, it's great to live and write like that, if the head does not hurt about the bottom of tomorrow. But for some reason, many in Ukraine, it hurts. And many thousands rushed to Russia, some from the victorious Ukrainian army, not wanting to ATOshit in its glorious ranks, who are trivial because you can live on the average salary in Russia, and survive in the Ukraine.

Such a thing, Eugene. We do not need a blind adoration from younger brothers. Already seen enough and were convinced, what they, these youngest are. Especially those who jump. And you have on the "censor" spit saliva. But we cannot do anything with our nature, good-natured and sensitive to other people's misfortunes.

So we historically.

But glory to us, we can so far distinguish candy from shit. Or when trying to sell the second under the guise of the first, and even with the label "Made in EU". Or when they are trying to show us how flawed we are and how powerful the Ukrainian people are.

You can talk a lot about how bad things are in Russia and how cool things are in Ukraine. Clever and well-versed everything and without reasoning is clear. Studied for the year. Well, Svidomo-it Svidomo. And it is clear, at whose expense such people are writing.

But still, Eugene, how is it with the Ukrainians in reality?

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  1. Same lech
    Same lech 29 May 2015 06: 25
    “Russia and Ukraine in the spring of 2015 everything is completely different. The elder brother lives in the past, revises old photos. He recalls the times when everything was overwhelming, the neighbors were afraid, and the girls gave.

    smile Ukrov and the past do not have themselves abandoned it ... and your girls in the middle of the city of Paris bare their asses to the laughter of the hens .... and with the finances of ukrov romances began, there were only desires ....

    heh heh wanting is not harmful ... honestly, I have lost all respect for KIEV and for the state called UKRAINE.
    1. Djuma
      Djuma 29 May 2015 10: 31
      Quote: The same LYOKHA
      heh heh wanting is not harmful ... honestly, I have lost all respect for KIEV and for the state called UKRAINE.

      My friend's mother works in the "Armory", sells souvenirs. Once two boys came up to her and began to convert the souvenir they liked into their own currency. And mom asks "Where are you guys from?" They were a little embarrassed and answered "From Belarus". Then their teacher came up and said "What are you ashamed of? We are from Ukraine." Here the guys were even more embarrassed. So understand them, either they are shy, or they were intimidated by "terrible Russian fascists." And if they were intimidated, then why did they go? A muddy story. And my mother gave them 2 souvenirs, at her own expense.
  2. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 29 May 2015 06: 29
    Does Ukraine live well? On his knees in front of the United States and Europe with an outstretched hand, having lost industry (except for Poroshenko’s enterprises), taking the last from his citizens, fighting again with his own. But for some reason with new slogans, chants, in embroideries and with portraits of Bandera. What will happen in a year they don’t think, because We are sure that abroad will help.
    1. tungus
      tungus 29 May 2015 07: 20
      Quote: rotmistr60
      What will happen in a year they don’t think, because We are sure that abroad will help.

      There is another confidence.
      They are sure that no matter what happens, you can always collect the monatas and dump them to the "MOSKOOLYAM"
      Ukrainians reminds me of fourteen teenagers. Claims for independence, abuse of parents, confidence that tomorrow they will be able to build their own fabulous future for themselves and in general, they are already adult and smart, and therefore they will not listen to anybody’s advice and do not want to depend on anyone.
      However, for money, despite their independence, they go to their mother. And new jeans are also required from mom. And if you suddenly find on the ass adventure, then run home in snot and tears-Mom, Dad, help.

      This infantilism in Ukrainians always amazed me.
      So they themselves destroyed their country. And look, in half a year or a year, the very faces that were jumping and waving Bender's flags, will come to Russia because the houses are "dumb." And simply because there is nowhere else to go. No one needs them. Neither the states nor Europe. Moreover, in such an amount. And one does not want to die of hunger.
      They will come in snot and tears and will say that they wanted the best. They on the Maidan did not ride for a piglet, but for good and justice. But they were again deceived.
      So help, brothers Russians.

      This is where their indifference comes from. They can always run to their older brother, cry and he will forgive and help.
      Country of perpetual adolescents.
      And when a Ukrainian grows up, he becomes Russian. (C)
      1. goncharov.62
        goncharov.62 29 May 2015 12: 12
        "And when a Ukrainian grows up, he becomes Russian. (C)" In the original, he "grows smarter." And so, in my opinion.
      2. candy wrapper13
        candy wrapper13 29 May 2015 12: 52
        * This infantility in Khokhlakh I was always amazed.
        Here they themselves destroyed their country.
        * Schaub understood what you were writing wink -
        - Ukrainian resident of Ukraine wassat(nah .. no one needs it)
        - crestformer a resident of Ukraine lives hde hroshi bully(catch hroshi .... ready for a lot feel )
    2. NEXUS
      NEXUS 29 May 2015 07: 27
      Quote: rotmistr60
      Kneeling in front of the United States and Europe with an outstretched hand, having lost industry (except for Poroshenko’s enterprises), taking the last from their citizens, fighting again with their own.

      This soap bubble will burst very soon. The USA and Russia are keeping Ukraine within its borders and nothing more. As soon as someone from the parties is tired of nursing the Parashka regime, Ukraine will fall apart into its constituents and they will begin to pull it apart in the corners.
    3. Jackking
      Jackking 29 May 2015 22: 13
      Still need to add, and with the pants down :)))
  3. Finches
    Finches 29 May 2015 06: 29
    He writes for money, that's understandable! True, he writes badly, without a spark ... They will expel this blogger from the State Department news agency without severance pay! If you write like this, all the flies die, you need fewer clichés and more fantastic "facts": "Putin eats Ukrainian babies for breakfast, and Poroshenko cuts jamon into thin slices! A Russian peasant, under a torch, mends his old onuchi, looking with regret at the only bast shoes, and Ukrainian Selyuk, having cleaned his shoes made of python skin from Salvatore Ferragamo, sit in Bugatti and go to his personal pigsty to feed the pigs with fresh, exotic fruits from the islands of Trinidad and Tobago ...! How is that something! laughing
    1. goncharov.62
      goncharov.62 29 May 2015 12: 15
      It’s sinful for you to laugh at sick people!
  4. Belij
    Belij 29 May 2015 06: 41
    Yes no, men - everything is bad there. This is it from hopelessness, probably - like self-irony wink Although they’re already too late to cry.
  5. igordok
    igordok 29 May 2015 06: 44
    Hoh_ly lie. Meme "How's the Ukrainians" use common minds to laugh at the post-Maidan Ukraine (Ruin). In LiveJournal a forum has been created where the coolest "peremogi" and "zrady" are collected.
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 29 May 2015 06: 59
      Quote: igordok
      A forum has been created in LJ

      Hamas is also masked laughing
      1. Chiropractor
        Chiropractor 29 May 2015 12: 44
        so also not an oath ..
  6. KirAntiglobov
    KirAntiglobov 29 May 2015 06: 46
    Well sho, Kuzmenko, you are good, good ... Schaub finally be with the trend, only dresses and beards are missing ... And you are in the European mainstream !!!
  7. Strezhevchanin
    Strezhevchanin 29 May 2015 07: 25
    Well, if a person is satisfied, as they said about tastes, they don’t argue! The second question is why the little man is not in the ATO, he doesn’t do a peramog !? But by the way ..... people are like candles, or they burn, or in their ass.
  8. Alexy
    Alexy 29 May 2015 07: 36
    In Ukraine, a chronic disease is progressing. The most interesting thing is that the majority of those who fiercely hate Russia and Russians, who consider Russia a backward totalitarian country, have never been there. They represent the image according to such simple articles.
  9. fomkin
    fomkin 29 May 2015 07: 38
    Briefly about the essence of the issue.
  10. Volga Cossack
    Volga Cossack 29 May 2015 08: 24
    smiled little article in the morning - thanks!
  11. Vladimir1960
    Vladimir1960 29 May 2015 08: 29
    How is the young poetess Dmitruk?

    You have christened yourself "elders" -
    we would be younger, but not yours.

    In, in and I mean it. .. "The younger ones are not yours." "We would lean against the sissies."
  12. RiverVV
    RiverVV 29 May 2015 08: 35
    "All this would be funny if it weren't so sad ..." And the fate of Ukraine is really very sad.
    1. Consul-t
      Consul-t 29 May 2015 09: 42
      Fate is sad and there are many acquaintances, friends and relatives, but ...
      How all this got tired, guys !!!

      wherever Ukrainians spit everywhere and all owe, owe, owe to them for their exclusivity ...
  13. shinobi
    shinobi 29 May 2015 09: 04
    Well, he wants to believe. Here he comes up with arguments for himself. So the arguments themselves do not correspond to reality, well, well, all the worse for reality.
  14. androv
    androv 29 May 2015 09: 27
    They already realized there that neither Europe nor the rest of the world cares about Ukraine as such, now they are persuading themselves that they are of any interest to Russia at least.
  15. mivail
    mivail 29 May 2015 09: 36
    Quote: tungus
    They can always run to their older brother, cry and he will forgive and help.
    Country of perpetual adolescents.
    And when a Ukrainian grows up, he becomes Russian.
    Well said, and more precisely, you will not say. And pragmatic geyropeitsy knowing the current feature of the Russian character for the umpteenth time they are drawing Russia into this family drama, with one single purpose, to ruin and weaken, then to attack and tear to pieces.
  16. Scud
    Scud 29 May 2015 09: 52
    Unfortunately I am a crest. And we Ukrainians have outstripped ourselves for decades to come.
    1. German Titov
      German Titov 29 May 2015 10: 14
      And I'm Russian. I was born and lived in Donbass (with small trips outside its borders during the Soviet era), and no "funeral" will drive me out of here.
    2. goncharov.62
      goncharov.62 29 May 2015 12: 18
      Understanding this and regretting it is not a crest, but a Ukrainian!
    3. candy wrapper13
      candy wrapper13 29 May 2015 13: 05
      * Sorry I'm a crest. * -There are no bad nations, there are bad people!
    4. Air Force captain
      Air Force captain 29 May 2015 14: 48
      Judging by the answer, Ukrainian rather than crest smile
      1. iouris
        iouris 29 May 2015 20: 38
        We can say that Little Russia. But are we not one people?
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  17. kotvov
    kotvov 29 May 2015 10: 34
    Fear faithful, gentlemen .. ,,
    here, I don’t agree with the author, Panov, or otherwise. I just think the Poles will not agree with this, they have spoken about restitution for nothing, and the lists are already compiled.
    1. Roman Skomorokhov
      29 May 2015 10: 59
      Restitution is a separate topic. But - as it turns, we'll talk.
  18. andrey-ivanov
    andrey-ivanov 29 May 2015 11: 16
    We will have a World Cup

    It would be better where else in Russia a bridge, factory or airport built a place for this.
    1. vik14025
      vik14025 29 May 2015 13: 30
      What is characteristic, will the bridge be in Russia, between the Russian shores, or for you Crimea - still - Ukraine?
  19. Grigorievich
    Grigorievich 29 May 2015 12: 06
    On the "censor" they prove to each other that they live in Russia the same way as in Ukraine, if not worse, and ours are immediately banned and continue on.
    Already not funny, but sad.
  20. S-cream
    S-cream 29 May 2015 12: 13
    My stepfather, the younger brother lives in Zaporozhye. With his wife, but no children. And there is no money for a communal apartment. And there is really no work. And even there is no money on the Internet. There is food. For the time being.
  21. teron
    teron 29 May 2015 12: 18
    Why ask about how it is there in Ukraine? Cars with Ukrainian license plates are regularly encountered in the city. It means that everything is good for them, everything they wanted to achieve, what they could - they built it. It is good for them there - "bright, with peppercorn." I even turn off the news at the word "Ukraine" - it’s calm in my heart that the neighbors are all right.
  22. old man54
    old man54 29 May 2015 13: 36
    The article is poor, to match the logic of Khokhlam-Bandera! Set bold minus! negative
    Why did the author descend to the level of ukro-morons, does everything prove something and compare them with us? In Russia, no one has been doing this for a long time - TIRED! Everyone understood everything and just sometimes with a lack of understanding and sometimes with irritation look at ukrov, blood brothers but not brave souls to us!
  23. Support
    Support 29 May 2015 14: 00
    I would like those Ukrainians who flee to Russia, would force me to change my nationality in the documents. I don’t like it - scratch the geyropu ...... Eye for an eye. They spit at us, and we must answer with a fist.
    1. teron
      teron 29 May 2015 16: 08
      And if the Russians are fleeing, will of fate found themselves in Ukraine? But what about the Ukrainians, for whom Russia is the same homeland as Ukraine, and who hope for our help, because there is no one else? And we are here - change your nationality. What will we be better after than the current government of Ukraine, which sleeps and sees how to ban the Russian language and the Russians themselves in Ukraine? Somehow, it’s necessary to be more careful, it’s impossible for everyone to fit in one comb. The world is not black and white.
    2. Hort
      Hort 29 May 2015 16: 32
      Yes, everything is simpler: you need to break through the "fresh" refugees on social networks and see where and how they wrote. Well, do the acc. Conclusions.
      And I have already heard more than once that in virtual space such a body knocks itself with his heel in the chest for the unprotected nenka and against the cursed willows, and on arrival he is almost a militia with the front line.
      And a simple example with a TV presenter on NTV is also indicative.
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  25. antikilller55
    antikilller55 29 May 2015 18: 46
    Yes, it’s not at all interesting, what’s your hohlozombi there, tired of already ....
  26. Tribuns
    Tribuns 29 May 2015 23: 07
    "Svidomo" cannot be corrected, cannot be convinced ...

    Many experts note that those who brought down troubles on the Square (the death of thousands of Ukrainian citizens in the boilers of Ilovaisk and Debaltseve, the impoverishment of the population with the rise in utility tariffs, unemployment, the depreciation of the hryvnia ...) practically did not muffle the Russophobia and hatred of the majority of the population of the Square towards the population of Donbass .. . "Svidomo" are still aggressive and burn with anger towards everything Russian and towards the "Russian world" ...
    And the Russians do not have to grieve over the lost and deceived fraternal people of Ukraine ... The brotherly people for Russia are only the Russian-speaking population of Donbass and the population of the territory of New Russia occupied by the Kiev punishers ...