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Instructors - oranges, mobilized - fine battles

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Ukrainian television again made an ideological blunder. She told with admiration how American instructors at the Yavoriv training ground burst pineapples with salmon and washed down it with orange juice. Five million hryvnia - these are the costs only for their food. Our soldiers, out of envy, probably choked on pea soup. Most recently, there was a revolt at the Yavoriv training ground due to the fact that the mobilized were not given the form and they walked like homeless people. The instigators have already been sent to the ATO, having dressed up not in size. Next in line are penal battalions for drunkenness and an incentive prize for recruiting friends to the military registration and enlistment office. Realities, however ...

American instructors enter our daily life in the same way as Georgian reformers. Both those and others are expensive. It is rumored that Georgians are paid by Americans: exporting reform experience is the only thing they can do far from their homeland and away from the investigation. Almost on all “landsknekhts” from sunny Georgia, entrenched in our area, criminal cases were instituted there.

Washington also pays for mastery lessons from American instructors. In the framework of the military assistance that he provides to Ukraine. Reasonable, by the way, approach. Give not money, but in kind. We still steal money, but here we will learn how to eat properly, to be healthy and efficient as American paratroopers.

A detailed report on this topic was shown yesterday by the STB channel called “Ukrainian National Guard with the news of American rangers. Already mssyats on Yavorivsky poligonі injectors of the United States vchat bіytsіv national guard ".

“The military canteen is more like a buffet in a hotel. For Ukrainian, it’s a surprise, for the American, it’s clearly according to the rules, ”the journalist described with delight.

“20 thousand liters of orange juice, two tons of salmon, 5 tons of hake, hard cheese, bananas, pineapples. Non-carbonated bottled water is required. And also yogurts and muesli, ”lists Alexander Alexander Melnik, the deputy head of the rear of the Army Academy. - Food for joint exercises will be purchased on 5 mln. On 2 thousand people.

Yoghurt twice a day, fruit three times a day, fruit jelly, sausages or smoked meats, spinach soup, crab stick salad. Russian salad. Recently gave pizza. The Americans really liked ... ".

I would not like it! American instructor can not work without vitamins, minerals, muesli, crab sticks and bananas. He just ... butt will not get on the Ukrainian recruit.

Many, probably, remember, a textbook example, as in Vietnam the battalion of the American troops refused to go into battle because they, in violation of the contract, were not delivered either orange juice or ice cream. Therefore, before sending high-value instructors to Ukraine, their superiors put up a rider. How this is done on any tour.

For your information: rider (from eng. rider) - list of conditions and requirements of an artist, musician or creative team to the organizers of performances. The full fulfillment of all the conditions of the rider by the side of the organizer is a prerequisite for organizing the performance of the artist or musician. Otherwise, the artist has the full right to refuse to perform without returning the prepaid payment made and reimbursement of losses to the organizer.

Honestly, if the outcome of the civil confrontation in the east depended on orange juice drunk by American instructors at the Yavoriv training ground, it would not be a pity for a hundred thousand liters. Let them flood. And bananas on 35 UAH. per kg overeat on most tomatoes (40 UAH / kg). I'm not talking about salmon for 375 UAH, hard cheese for 400 UAH, hake and pineapples. Yes, even black caviar with spoons - if only this would lead to peace.

But alas: while in the depths of the Ukrainian elite there is still hope for military revenge in the Donbass, peace enforcement will be very tight. And the tour of American instructors, the appearance of Georgian snipers and other imitations of support from the United States, especially against the background of the apparent fatigue of the European Union with regard to Ukrainian affairs, inspire unreasonable optimism. Which our strategic partners are hard at work.

Just yesterday, the head of state talked with Richard Durbin, co-chair of the Defense Subcommittee on the Senate Appropriations Committee, and thanked Ukraine for financial and other support to strengthen its defense capability. He particularly noted the assistance provided by the United States in training the military forces of Ukraine at the Yavoriv training ground.

And on May 23, there was a telephone conversation between President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko and US Secretary of State John Kerry. During the conversation, the parties discussed the Eastern Partnership Summit, which was held in Riga, and the situation in the Donbas, especially in the village of Shyrokyne.

After talking, they returned each to his own business: Americans to universal intrigues, we - to search for money to continue the war. The fact that finances are sorely lacking is obvious. And the above-mentioned scandal at the Yavoriv proving ground is not at all the result of the commissaries' theft, as they try to present it in the media.

Problems with providing servicemen with clothing allowances, according to reliable sources, have arisen not only in Yavoriv, ​​but also at the Desna training ground, in Starletsy, Novomoskovsk, at the Goncharovsky training ground, etc.

Mobilized promise to give the form to the end of May. But the month ends, and so far only the rebels from Yavoriv, ​​who 18 blocked the road, along which a convoy with American military instructors was to pass, have dressed. And then almost all the fighters were given equipment not to fit.

According to the newspaper "Today", referring to the relatives of the soldiers, skinny were given "oak" 56 size, guys with 42 foot size berets 45-th. And if the clothes can be altered in a military workshop for 15-20 UAH, then with shoes trouble. “We put on the 2-3 sock and stuff our shoes with newspapers so that the leg doesn’t hang out,” the soldier, who identified himself as Andrey, told us (and this is in the heat of 30 degrees, the author).

In addition to the ammunition, the soldiers demanded to improve living conditions. After the intervention of the newspaper "Segodnya", according to its journalists, the soldiers were provided with drinking water, soap and fresh bedding. But until the end of the problem is not solved. And with the arrival of the Americans and the advent of an exclusive catering department for feeding dear guests, the passions became even more heated.
It is understandable. It's a shame to watch someone burst a red fish, while the rest eat porridge, soup and canned food, and that is due to the parcels from the house and volunteers.

Just for comparison:

“- What is the situation with collateral, with uniforms?

- Field kitchen - at the rate of army rations. For breakfast, there were macaroni and a little stew, a slice of bread, cheese, tea, a bun. For lunch - pea soup, buckwheat porridge with stew, salted tomato, fruit compote. Dinner - pasta, a little canned fish, tea. All rations are the same: both officers and soldiers. To say that someone is starving, it is impossible. This is a normal army ration. There are no raznoles, this is understandable ... ”(from the report on the test site in Kremenchug, similar to Yavoriv).

Deal with the dissatisfaction in the army decided to radically. Back in February, the people's deputies Sergey Pashinsky, Yuri Bereza and the commander Andrey Teteruk were drafted and submitted a bill No. XXUMX on punishment for violation of discipline (including drunkenness) in the combat zone in the Donbas. Punish subordinates in a combat situation can directly their commanders. They will get the right to draw up administrative protocols.

In the first reading, the project was supported by the 242 People's Deputy. Now he is undergoing legal expertise. As noted in the explanatory note, “in a special period ... commanders are empowered to personally apply physical force measures, special means, and in a combat situation - weapon and give subordinates an order to use such means, if it is not possible otherwise to stop such criminal acts ... ”. But the most piquant is that the document regulates the sending of guilty fighters to the disciplinary battalion: a new symbol of post-democracy democracy.

American instructors - oranges, Ukrainian soldiers - penal battalions. A good demotivator turns out in the midst of the next (which has lost its account) in half with mobilization.

Since the beginning of the ATO patriotism in the people markedly diminished. Protecting the homeland and feeling like a chode at the same time becomes more difficult. Therefore, military enlistment offices have to compete in ingenuity, catching draftees and recruiting volunteers.

In the Odessa region, they tried to introduce the experience of direct sales of the Oriflame type with Herbalife, when each supervisor forms his own network and for this receives a corresponding bonus. From the same series - “collect three beer caps - get the fourth one”.

True, in this case it’s suggested to collect not beer lids, but friends and take them to the draft board. As a prize promise American equipment. Apparently, from humanitarian aid. A photograph of a similar announcement posted on Facebook by one of the residents of Odessa. Maybe a fake, and maybe a know-how.
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  1. andrei332809
    andrei332809 27 May 2015 05: 11
    +14
    Tryndets yankesam.u xxla eye envying-slamyat everything, including manure from under amer
    1. Dmitry_24rus
      Dmitry_24rus 27 May 2015 05: 28
      +3
      Normal life. That will still be. Download further.
      1. captain
        captain 27 May 2015 07: 19
        +10
        Strange people Svidomo, the country is at war, and give them imzhrachkui clothes. What kind of mercantility in their blood. For the homeland you need to fight even in a sacking truck and eat the quinoa, if you have a homeland and you love it. They wanted Salmon .... The half-poles are bad.
        1. NEXUS
          NEXUS 27 May 2015 08: 24
          +3
          Quote: captain
          You need to fight for your homeland even in a sacking truck and eat the quinoa, if you have a homeland

          But can the Nazis have a homeland? The Nazi is fighting either for his life, or for his Reich, if in power a strong and charismatic leader such as Hitler. And what kind of leader is it with a parachute? So the defenders have overcome the same, DRINKED, WRONG AND STEEPED.
          1. Mahmut
            Mahmut 27 May 2015 10: 11
            +1
            Pea soup, buckwheat porridge with stew, evergreen salted tomato. Already drooling. I remembered the army.
        2. Nrsimha42
          Nrsimha42 28 May 2015 02: 01
          0
          "What mercality is in their blood."

          Not in the eyebrow, but in the eye! ..
          ================================================== ==============================


          (Sidorov G.A., Volume 2, Page 32)

          “The law of telegonia was discovered in England in the last century,” the old man continued, not noticing my confusion. “But the priests knew about him many thousands of years ago.” Some used this law for creation. For example, in order to raise the level of spirituality among their fellow tribesmen ... Others, on the contrary, in order to corrupt someone, bring them to an animal state ... It’s not difficult to guess that he’s acting, just look at the heredity of animals: the same dogs, chickens, goats etc. and more than once I probably heard parents scolding their children, they say, to whom he - the child went! Some geek, completely alien ?! The gray-haired asked me again.
          Of course, I heard this more than once, therefore, nodding my head in agreement, I got ready to listen to the sorcerer further.
          - I will not touch the past. You will ever learn about it yourself. I’ll tell you how the law of telegonia worked on the territory of Little Russia, - thinking, he said "healer." - You remember that modern Ukraine once belonged to the Commonwealth.
          “I remember,” I said.
          So, the Polish magnates, dividing the Russian lands among themselves, did not go to Ukraine themselves. They appointed mostly trusted Jews as managers on their estates. Here the biblical myth of the "supply" of Pharaoh Joseph worked. Jews in Poland were considered the best economists. This is understandable. Poland, thanks to the Khazar gold, has turned, almost into a world, at that time, power. But this is not the point, the old man continued, but the fact that the Poles imposed on the lands of Little Russia the savage law of the first night, but since the tycoons themselves and the gentry in Ukraine were few, their governors, the Jewish governors, began to use this law. So over time, what we are now witnessing has been born in Ukraine. Do you know jokes about the greed and envy of Ukrainians, or rather about their materialized psyche? The old man asked me with a question.
        3. Nrsimha42
          Nrsimha42 28 May 2015 02: 02
          +1
          Continued ...

          ================================================== ===================
          I laughed:
          - Of course I know!
          - Here it is a consequence of the law of telegonia, Jura. Now, in our southern Russian lands, it’s not on the Jewish, but on the Russian line, materializing and paralyzing consciousness, predatory, orienting people not only on creation but on appropriation of the finished, created in Eden, genetic complex of subhuman, is passed down from generation to generation - the last phrase the sage expressed in one breath.
          It was evident that the old was upset and worried.
          “Now I understand,” I said, “why Bogdan Khmelnitsky gathered all these sexually preoccupied and drowned in the Dnieper.
          - He drowned not only the managers of estates, but also changed, all money lenders, keepers of brothels, rabbis and even Jewish shoemakers, although the latter could have been evicted to Poland ...
          In short, everyone I could, ”the old man looked at me sadly. - But along with them it would be necessary to drown all their offspring. Just from them in Ukraine is the main trouble! Not purebred, but with a genetic deviation, more precisely with a Jewish appendage, are going crazy and climbing into a schism. Just they divide the Russian people into Russian, i.e. her and the "God-chosen" special - "Ukrainians". They don’t give a damn about the fact that such a nation as “Ukrainian” cannot be - ethnic groups are not called geographical terms. Their chauvinistic distortions cause tears in us, and in the West, smart people laugh. Have you ever been to Ukraine? He asked me.
          “And more than once,” I answered.
          - Then you probably know how the Eastern Malorussians differ from the Western, or rather Ukrainians, left-bank and right-bank. The behavior of both is clearly visible in the villages. You can’t make out in cities, everything is the same there. In the West, in the Carpathian mountains, only areas where Rusyns are settled can be a place of spirit. They do not even call themselves Ukrainians, they remain Russian. And Bogdan Khmelnitsky is not their traitor, like most Westerners, but the hero who saved South Russia from the Turkish and Tatar invasion. They were lucky at one time, their misfortune circumvented. They were not near Poland ... - the grandfather finished his story.
    2. prosto_rgb
      prosto_rgb 27 May 2015 06: 17
      +12
      Old as the world !!!
      Do not want to feed your army - you will feed someone else's! ... And 2 times better.

      Welcome to Ukraine


      Many probably remember a textbook example of how, in Vietnam, a battalion of American troops refused to go into battle because they, in violation of the contract, were not delivered either orange juice or ice cream.

      And he did absolutely right !!! The USA there, in fact, were occupiers, and it was not comme il faut to die on an empty stomach due to the stealing commissaries.
      1. RU-Officer
        RU-Officer 27 May 2015 07: 19
        +6
        Author:
        "... Yogurt twice a day, fruit three times a day, fruit jellies, cold meats or smoked meats, spinach puree soup, crab stick salad. Olivier. Pizza was recently served. The Americans really liked ..."

        A scene from the film "Formula of Love" involuntarily comes to mind:
        "Good man. Stole the salt shaker."
        "And he did not disdain ..."
  2. domokl
    domokl 27 May 2015 05: 28
    +5
    If Ukraine could afford to maintain such a large army, then we could talk about something. But now there is simply no money.
    Therefore, an increase in the number of soldiers plays more against the government than for. Demoralized soldiers become more enemies than defenders. Such an army will fight according to the principle-Rather, surrender to the front and surrender ...
  3. Dezinto
    Dezinto 27 May 2015 05: 28
    +1
    ce zi chi peremoga?
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    2. crumb
      crumb 27 May 2015 16: 30
      0
      Zradna peremoga!
  4. guznorodov
    guznorodov 27 May 2015 05: 31
    +2
    Where the Americans do not stick their nose, but in Ukraine they will pinch it thoroughly, it’s not Iraq, other interests intersect here.
  5. ovod84
    ovod84 27 May 2015 05: 33
    0
    even I can’t afford the Yankees menu, and never ate losos envy American warriors
    1. kagorta
      kagorta 27 May 2015 06: 46
      +4
      And how much do you have Russian pink salmon from the salmon squad? In Kazan, and for 250 rubles per kg, you can buy.
    2. 97110
      97110 27 May 2015 08: 50
      0
      Quote: ovod84
      never ate lasos envy american warriors

      Duc no one (weasel) did not eat. Che, envy everyone?
    3. Chiropractor
      Chiropractor 27 May 2015 10: 34
      +2
      caviar of sockeye salmon, chum salmon with sakhalin - 310 r per can 140 g
      hot smoked perch - 360 r per kg
      hot smoked coho salmon - 380 r per kg
      salted trout or salmon fillet - 220 r per 300 gr

      this is in the Central Federal District
      1. kagorta
        kagorta 28 May 2015 12: 01
        0
        You tell me the price of non-processed products, tell me, but for the carcass of gutted pink salmon with a head per kg.
  6. pensioner
    pensioner 27 May 2015 05: 37
    +8
    Defending the homeland and feeling like a sucker at the same time is becoming increasingly difficult.
    But one can also find a way out of the situation: to inspire suckers that they are not suckers, but cyborgs. yes
    1. 41 REGION
      41 REGION 27 May 2015 07: 07
      +4
      Quote: retired
      But one can also find a way out of the situation: to inspire suckers that they are not suckers, but cyborgs. yes


      That's right, cyborgs do not need to eat, sleep, do not need a form, etc. good
      1. pensioner
        pensioner 27 May 2015 07: 47
        +1
        Quote: 41 REGION
        That's right, cyborgs do not need to eat, sleep, do not need a form, etc.

        Well, I'm about the same ... hi
  7. shef598
    shef598 27 May 2015 05: 38
    +2
    Chasing such instructors with a filthy broom will soon come to the point that each of the makeup artists will be discharged, ahahahaha, although Ukraine is Europe. Europeans are sorry, they cook cannon fodder, with a touch of homosyatin and a rider in the ass !!!! Paramoga)))))
    1. 97110
      97110 27 May 2015 09: 01
      +5
      Quote: shef598
      Sorry for the guys, they make cannon fodder,

      I want to humbly remind you that the "boys" are at war with us. And they set themselves the task - not by the Yankees, but set themselves - to reach Moscow. The crap in their heads doesn't make them any less dangerous, especially in the hands of the Yankees. Have pity on the residents of Donbass. Or don't you want to? Why? Humanists ...
  8. Drmadfisher
    Drmadfisher 27 May 2015 05: 42
    +3
    there will be spontaneous partisan detachments to wring out the grubs from the "penguins"
  9. forester
    forester 27 May 2015 05: 58
    +6
    The time will come, the fighters who need salmon and oranges will remember. Svidomo envious and vindictive.
  10. Shabay62
    Shabay62 27 May 2015 06: 05
    +8
    Reading an article by a Ukrainian observer, I caught myself thinking that something was wrong. And only after reading understood. Not once in these troubles did Russia not be entwined. This is already overwhelming. hi
    1. Kos_kalinki9
      Kos_kalinki9 27 May 2015 06: 27
      0
      Oh, do not escape the author of lustration ...
    2. pensioner
      pensioner 27 May 2015 07: 04
      0
      Quote: Shabay62
      Reading an article by a Ukrainian observer, I caught myself thinking that something was wrong. And only after reading understood. Not once in these troubles did Russia not be entwined. This is already overwhelming.

      stop Zrada. yes
  11. shax
    shax 27 May 2015 06: 17
    +1
    "Who doesn't want to feed his army
    will feed someone else's "like that.
  12. vfqjh
    vfqjh 27 May 2015 06: 19
    +12
    Two generals are talking, American and Ukrainian. Ukrainian: our soldier gets 2000 calories at lunch. American: and our soldier gets 4000 calories at lunch. Ukrainian with annoyance: you breach, bastard, the soldier cannot at once eat 4 buckets of beetroot !!!
    1. sgazeev
      sgazeev 27 May 2015 06: 44
      +4
      Quote: vfqjh
      Two generals are talking, American and Ukrainian. Ukrainian: our soldier gets 2000 calories at lunch. American: and our soldier gets 4000 calories at lunch. Ukrainian with annoyance: you breach, bastard, the soldier cannot at once eat 4 buckets of beetroot !!!

      lol Yeah, out of 4 buckets of buryak, how much you can brew moonshine. Rare rubbish, sivuha. In the soldiers, near Vinnitsa, I tried, 1964-67.
  13. Egoza
    27 May 2015 06: 25
    +6
    http://versii.com/photos_new/2015/bank_42177_82917.jpg
    Got a summons - bring three more friends with you! laughing
    1. crumb
      crumb 27 May 2015 16: 33
      +1
      become a hero in FUTURE ATO !!!!!!!! cool they think about the future !!!
  14. taseka
    taseka 27 May 2015 06: 30
    +2
    Slowly but clearly LEADING "BY THE HAND" of the CIA - the SBU of Ukraine is moving towards renaming into GESTAPU
  15. zurbagan63
    zurbagan63 27 May 2015 07: 10
    +2
    I won’t be surprised if there is still a company of prostitutes ...
    For every taste!
  16. APASUS
    APASUS 27 May 2015 07: 16
    +2
    You need to surround the Rada and recruit a whole battalion of healthy men who like to fight, shout patriotic slogans, yell at each other accusing of betrayal. If they are enough, they can buy uniforms and feed themselves. Knowing their dislike for Russia should turn out to be just super cyborgs, all at once to the forefront - they don’t need training !!!
  17. nivander
    nivander 27 May 2015 07: 29
    +4
    about the amer battalion that refused to fight without ice cream is pure truth. Tilki was a bustle in Korea. On that day, more than 409 Americans died in the battle for the height of 300; the reserve battalion simply collapsed and ice cream is just an excuse
  18. boomerang.
    boomerang. 27 May 2015 08: 57
    +2
    Many probably remember a textbook example of how, in Vietnam, a battalion of American troops refused to go into battle because they, in violation of the contract, were not delivered either orange juice or ice cream.

    I hope the instructors will teach the Ukrainian army to refuse to go into battle, if juice or ice cream is not delivered, then there will be no war, since there is not even imported bread there. The war will then definitely end.
  19. Million
    Million 27 May 2015 09: 10
    +1
    Khokhlov have whatever they want! And what is surprising, they are happy about it!
  20. ded100
    ded100 27 May 2015 09: 31
    +2
    Chew grouse oranges chew will soon shoot the African bourgeois! laughing am
  21. ma_shlomha
    ma_shlomha 27 May 2015 11: 48
    +2
    Probably having read similar comments, and realizing that it would not be possible to eat well, US presidential spokesman Josh Ernest said at a briefing on Tuesday, May 26:
    US troops will not be involved in hostilities in Ukraine!
  22. PeaceByForce
    PeaceByForce 27 May 2015 15: 12
    0
    I remembered my service: Rice porridge, which we called cat sperm, freshly caught canned fish, compote was a delicacy. In such cases, you need to move away from gastronomic addictions and just chew, the main thing is calories.
  23. Bassoon
    Bassoon 27 May 2015 15: 43
    +1
    I would look at these Americans after consuming a bigus, a bold line like. Their gentle American stomachs would not have suffered such a blow and they would have sat in latrines for a long time.
  24. Zverboy
    Zverboy 27 May 2015 16: 46
    0
    Quote: sgazeev
    Quote: vfqjh
    Two generals are talking, American and Ukrainian. Ukrainian: our soldier gets 2000 calories at lunch. American: and our soldier gets 4000 calories at lunch. Ukrainian with annoyance: you breach, bastard, the soldier cannot at once eat 4 buckets of beetroot !!!

    lol Yeah, out of 4 buckets of buryak, how much you can brew moonshine. Rare rubbish, sivuha. In the soldiers, near Vinnitsa, I tried, 1964-67.

    Well, don’t tell me, the Buryach woman certainly doesn’t smell like ice, but the most naturally pure product, after which the head never hurts, in our Vinnitsa region it used to be usually 60 degrees or less ... yes