The computer will be used to call young people into the Lithuanian army

Russia sent Lithuania a note on deliveries by the Baltic state weapons Ukraine. Earlier, official Vilnius reported that it sees no reason why it could not supply arms to Kiev. Having received a note from Russia, the Lithuanian authorities decided to leave it without an official response. Instead, comments from Lithuanian officials appeared in the Lithuanian media.

In particular, the edition Lietuvos zinios quotes the words of Lithuanian Foreign Minister Linkyavicius:

We do not consider this (to respond to the Russian note - note "IN") necessary. Lithuania sees no reason to respond or excuse to those who constantly violate the laws.

In addition, in Lithuania they stated that those weapons that Vilnius sends to Kiev are strictly defensive.

In the meantime, legal preparations are continuing in Lithuania for the resumption of conscription. As it is known, from September of this year young people of Lithuania at the age from 19 to 26 will begin to call. At the same time, the parliament made a decision according to which thousands of conscripts from almost 3,5 thousands of eligible (excluding university students) Lithuanians who will select a computer from the list will enter into 45. This initiative was criticized by Lithuanian public activists, stating that it would not be transparent, but it could contribute to the growth of corruption. I wonder how the Lithuanian call will go, if hackers get access to the computer system - is it possible that Linkyavichyus and Grybauskaite get into the recruits? ..

Comments

[Noncombatant]

Japan mother ... This is big top

[jjj]

The ranks of London plumbers and electricians began to actively replenish young Lithuanian citizens

[Lt. Air Force stock]

Quote: jjj

The ranks of London plumbers and electricians began to actively replenish young Lithuanian citizens

Plumbing troops form an expeditionary force ...

[Rostov Papa]

He sees no reason why he could not supply weapons to Kiev.

The supply of night-vision devices of Lithuanian production has already begun to Ukraine ...

[hrych]

There are also gadgets.

[tol100v]

Quote: hrych

There are also gadgets.

It is very likely that such "bells and whistles" were put on all the "independent" leaders of Europe! And the number of threads depends on the stubbornness of the individual!

[FIREMAN]

And the number of threads depends on the stubbornness of the individual

And the dimension of the cone - suddenly the seat is very worn out.

[STOP VOINE 2014]

It looks like they are already tired of coming up with all new "modern-hysterical fakyu" ... and decided to simply "puff out their faces and stand in a corner"!
We have such an expression - "when there is nothing to say and so good" ....

[Minstrel]

But this is not all: After the call is made, the same computer will sort the recruits:
- enroll one half in the stellar landing and send to a distant, distant galaxy, fight with space pokemons that captured the black hole of the Lithuanian budget;
- the second half will be awarded the title of elves of the 80th level and they will be sent to Mordor, to conquer the rings of omnipotence: the first and second transport, and also Sadovoye and, with luck, the Boulevard ring of omnipotence.
They are modern computers, they can be fought on a large scale.

[saag]

"... who will be selected by the computer from the list."

Comrades, you should go the right way, with an official, let’s say we must fight without sparing our belly :-)

[old pioneer]

There is an account in "tanks" - serve.

[Alf]

Quote: saag

... whom the computer will select from the list. "

We urgently need to ask Kaspersky to tackle this computer.

[andrei332809]

Grybauskaite

fungus and so "in the army" is the supreme commander in chief of Lithuania

[sent-onere]

It is necessary to mobilize all the basketball players, let them train to throw the ball into the open hatch of the tank, in addition, basketball shields can be placed on the border with Russia and create the Maginot-Grybauskaite line.

[olegkrava]

It is more correct to say that you can place it on the border with Russia and create the Mezhdnog-Gribauskaite line.

[brasist]

Pulling matches better tried it recklessly, cheerfully and honestly ...

[Rostov Papa]

Pulling matches better tried it recklessly, cheerfully and honestly ...

Yakubovich should be invited. I assure you "Field of Miracles" in Lithuanian will break all popularity ratings in Russia.

[moskowit]

The computer will begin to call, then command, then the army will turn into a virtual ... Fun. And they will begin to learn at various thematic games. Tanks there, and more. I don’t know them, but young people at work are fond of ...

[wolf7]

Looks like they were ripped off from the parking brake and put it in a great way ... it’s not clear what place it is, although they have the same thing.

[Thompson]

Mdaaa. In jackal sprawled! How would you whine later did not have to!
And so their insignificant essence was shown!

[maksim]

for them this is a normal phenomenon, but why only computer selection could already serve on the Internet based on the popular game "Call on Duty"

[Dmitry Volodin]

Quote: moskowit

The computer will begin to call, then command, then the army will turn into a virtual ... Fun. And they will begin to learn at various thematic games. Tanks there, and more. I don’t know them, but young people at work are fond of ...

How to fight? By type: took a grenade, knocked out a tank, put the grenade in place?

[Major Yurik]

Evening verification of the new call. Ordinary: Ananistov- I! Gomosekov-I! Debilov-I! Well, they have surnames, .... your mother, I !!

[pvv113]

won't it happen that Linkevičius and Grybauskaite will be included in the recruits? ..

In Ukraine, the military commissar was dismissed for a summons given to the person to whom the pope is self-aware And in Lithuania, what - the computer will be fired?

[ArchiAntiPendos]

if they, for show on the topic: "how the legions of the Balts will reflect the invasion of the barbarians from the East" borrowed the equipment from the neighbors (already a whole tank from one available), then you can safely imagine what kind of computer it is. The difficulty is that it is not yet clear where they will ask him and I am very worried about the timeliness of both the call and admission to the amusing armada of recruits. I immediately recall a bearded anecdote about the difference between the Russian road sign "Roundabout" from the Baltic. In general, nothing, just the latter is supplemented with an info plate "Maximum three circles!"

[atamankko]

Scary already horror, the army of the invincible.

[vanavatny]

Galya mushrooms, pick up and her warlike probalts from a fabulous sprat, a country of reforged Komsomol

[Stoler]

So the poor live half-starving, and there too-to fight with Russia! CARE !!!!!!!

[ALABAY45]

"who will the computer choose from the list"
And the school calculator "Electronics-120" will not cope with such a "super task" ?!

[toad]

Ek them with sprat puffs.

[evm-2005]

The smaller the "limitrophe", the more show-off.
Somewhere there were "unidentified" specialists in the "repair" of systems with remote access ....))

[Tribuns]

In case of sending to Ukraine, if you are sent to Ukraine, we recommend that you learn the poem of the kobzar:
"As I die, bury
On the Ukraine, sweet,
In the middle of the wide steppe
Dig your grave .... "

For information: the poem of Taras Shevchenko "How I die, bury sweet in Ukraine ...", 1845, trans. from Ukrainian Alexander Twardowski

[pest]

Yes, they will collect two spam bots through a computer company.

[asar]

The "tower" of the sprats was finally demolished: quietly with a slate rustling, the "roof" goes slowly! Lizuny shtatovskie!

[sunzhenets]

Lithuania is an arms supplier. Worldwide, damn it, leader.
Surrealism. I have glitches. Please call an ambulance.
Tell me, anyone, what kind of weapons can Lithuania supply?
SPRINGS AS A WMD DO NOT OFFER !!!

[SteelRatTV]

Colleagues! Stop it !!! Well, pja-a-alsta! I can’t read the text: tears in my eyes from laughter.

[YohanPalych]

"Love" mattresses for the balts ...

[Drshan]

We do not consider this (to answer a Russian note - approx. “VO”) necessary. Lithuania sees no reason to answer or make excuses who himself constantly breaks the laws
Such lawmakers, stunned! May present at least one written not them, in a quiet voice, the law that the Russian Federation violated?

[Gag]

conscripts are already running to us from the outskirts, now also the Baltic states, the question arises, but does our Motherland need all these dubious personalities?

[Afinogen]

The computer will be used to call young people into the Lithuanian army

And the computer will serve for them in the army

[71rus]

I, as I understand it, that the computer will also give out orders to them ?!

[ksv1973]

Quote: 71rus

I, as I understand it, that the computer will also give out orders to them ?!

Outfits - this is still no matter where you go ...
It seems that they will wipe their ass and butt, and maybe - and masturbate pipiski, it!

[23424636]

Lithuania is Stalin’s project so that Poland feels like a castrated part of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. Lithuanians who lost touch with Russia (Joseph Volotsky Lithuanian Sanin are the best fighters against Judaism, Catholicism and Islam) wander in the wilds of Western Satanism without knowing that Russia is an oasis of their sovereignty.

[ksv1973]

The computer will select "3,5 thousand out of almost 45 thousand suitable". !!!!!!!!
I will end right now from laughter !!!!!
Remind me, please, how many children in Russia are called up every year without any electronic hu.ni there?

[semuel]

Damn cool, as in "civilization" you can slap units.

[Barakuda]

Or maybe "Eskander", too, on the computer to choose who to beat .. And assign each neighboring country a priority in the program? Taking into account various factors - the demolition of monuments to the participants of the Second World War, the infringement of the Russian-speaking population, the Nazi processions, the EU licking ...

[olegkrava]

After such factors, Iskander will begin to naughty like a machine gun.

[Combitor]

<< I wonder how the Lithuanian appeal will go if hackers gain access to the computer system >>
But I thought something else ... And if the hackers, having gained access to the database, want to send all Lithuanian conscripts to a demobilization and dismiss all officers and sergeants of the Lithuanian armed forces, starting from the Minister of Defense and ending with the last sergeant major?

[ratfly]

It seems deserters are again rushing to us ...

[bannik]

It is inconvenient, of course, to call their foreign minister a "tram boor", but, as they say, what has grown has grown. And I even like the idea of ​​the "Lithuanian roulette". Now the Lithuanian military officials, if anything, will have an "excuse": it was not we who called you into the army; and you can argue with that.

[fyodor]

Quote: bannik

we did not call you into the army; and fucking argue with that.

Yeah, Lithuanian lotto, however, like you got this role, you got a lucky ticket

[vitamin ky]

let them immediately play Russian roulette as well - an unpredictable weight is no worse than greetings from a computer

[fyodor]

good, but for them everything is Russian zapadlo, but European il American ento yes, so that only Las Vegas and Monte Carlo in their dreams and honor.

[EvgNik]

"In addition, Lithuania said that the weapons that Vilnius is sending to Kiev are purely defensive."

Yeah, and defend themselves, naturally they will be exclusively from the Russians. The whole West (read the USA) is afraid of the Russian bear, and therefore sticks a stick (NATO) into the den. Apparently they want to check whether he is sleeping or not. Wake up.

[Sultan Babai]

The same computer will unite them in pairs, well, tolerant Europe is the same as it should be ...