The US Air Force Colonel said that "the Russians are sending signals," but he does not know why ...

American edition The Los Angeles Times writes about the increasing incidence of Russian military aircraft "off the coast of the United States." The newspaper, referring to the US military, reports that representatives of the Pentagon are "concerned" with the fact that Russian aircraft do not communicate with American control centers and turn off radio transmitting devices that allow them to quickly identify the type of aircraft. Based on this, the Pentagon concludes that "the cold war is warming again."

LA Times quotes a representative of the US military department Colonel of the US Air Force Frank Flores:

They (Russians) explicitly send us signals. And we do not yet know their true intentions.

Colonel Flores serves in Alaska - on the coastal radar of Tin City, which records the activity of the Russian military aviation "Off the coast of the United States."

Other US military, referred to by the newspaper, directly say that the flights of Russian aviation - "this is a clear provocation."

At the same time, the US military does not argue about what “signals” and to whom the Pentagon is sending, deploying missile defense elements in Eastern Europe, developing the 800 of their bases around the world. He does not argue about whether the entry of American warships into the Black Sea or exercises with the Baltic military at 10 km from the Russian border is not a provocation ...

The Russian Ministry of Defense on the claims of the United States and other foreign countries about flying Russian aircraft has repeatedly responded that the aircraft of the Russian Air Force do not violate the air borders of foreign countries and operate in full compliance with international standards.

Comments

[Nissa-on]

It’s interesting, what signal do American tanks send in the Baltic states?

[Lt. Air Force stock]

Quote: Nissa-on

It’s interesting, what signal do American tanks send in the Baltic states?

I’m interested in Russian multi-purpose submarines and with SLBMs that travel around the world, but this does not bother anyone and nobody freaks out about this, maybe because they don’t know where they are, as they say, peace of ignorance. And as the bombers began to fly, they immediately started talking about the signals. It is necessary to develop PakDa faster. If our bombers are inconspicuous they will not freak out like this, since it will be more difficult to notice and identify them on radars.

[Nissa-on]

Nuuuuu, PakDa it will not be done tomorrow, for 10 years for sure. And who knows .... maybe there will already be "combat platforms" in space.
Therefore, "Swans" and "Bears" will still nerve the Yankes

[Yuri from Volgograd]

Russians just send.
No need to look for subtext.

[Pilot]

Americans need a good thrashing. After that, I think, they will immediately grow wiser and will understand our assumptions in the summer.

[Velav]

The problem is that they cannot even understand this.

[field engineer]

Americans as children, Chesslovo. They show them nevermind, and they are looking for subtext. Freud was unread, nothing else.

[Samarin]

Quote: railway sapper

Freud's miscarriage, nothing else

they can read chtol?

[Cynic]

Quote: Samarin

they can read chtol?

They know how, but only by syllables!

[Vlad5307]

Moreover, as it turned out, Freud is actually a charlatan!

[BSrazvedka]

I read some works by Sigmund Freud. He simply refers to false scientific data, due to the lack of others. It is not his fault. However, he is a pioneer of psychoanalysis and this priority cannot be taken away from him.

[BLACK-SHARK-64]

And very far away ...

[Corsair]

Quote: Nissa-on

Nuuuuu, PakDa it will not be done tomorrow, for 10 years for sure. And who knows .... maybe there will already be "combat platforms" in space.

Well, stupidly, as in some Amer cinema, metal rods (refractory essesno) fumble from a high orbit of a self-propelled gun, a practically controlled meteorite.

[Viktor Kudinov]

To whom our signals are incomprehensible, can be free - these signals are not for them!

[AleksUkr]

Quote: Victor Kudinov

To whom our signals are incomprehensible, can be free - these signals are not for them!

You can recall the words of M. Zadornov about stupid Americans. Everything agrees ...

[Alexey Boukin]

I would advise US Air Force Colonel Frank Flores to contact our "specialists" from Kanatchikovaya dacha. They will quickly decipher the signals emanating from the Russian pilots. Our Vladimir Vysotsky wrote about their phenomenal capabilities.

[vinc]

If Colonel Flores himself is standing behind the shield in the photo for the article, then he will not understand anything even after our explanations. Because like a deer.

[sharp-lad]

He is a moose, not a deer!

[Cynic]

Quote: sharp-lad

He is a moose, not a deer!

Dear, what a fashion animal insult!

[Vlad5307]

No, guys - he's just a ram!

[mark_V]

Materialize "Gorgon" from "07th Changes Course".

[asar]

Well, I suppose there is such a "contraption"!
And about the signals - here is the SIGNAL, am.ery - but would you not go to ... !!!

[Sid.74]

They (Russians) explicitly send us signals. And we do not yet know their true intentions.

I'll explain it ... Dear American friends! Fluff up your locators! ...

[asar]

It was hard to watch!
Just gouging one asshole ...!

[Aleksey_K]

Quote: Lt. air force reserve

I’m interested in Russian multi-purpose submarines and with SLBMs that travel around the world, but this does not bother anyone and nobody freaks out about this, maybe because they don’t know where they are, as they say, peace of ignorance.

And who knows that Russian planes are approaching US airspace? I assure you, ordinary Americans do not know. And about submarines, you are mistaken when our submarine surfaced, entangled in networks, off the coast of Florida, there was a panic in the media. Of course, when the Americans discover our nuclear submarines and begin to accompany it, they don’t give information about it to the newspapers, it means they are surrendering themselves.

[asar]

I’ll ask you again - was this our submarine in Mississippi, or is it like that, stories ?!

[unsinkable]

It was. But these are tales.

[Pilot]

Here to whom as you want.

[Hammer]

Quote: Lt. air force reserve

I'm interested in Russian multi-purpose submarines and with SLBMs go around the world, but this does not bother anyone and no one freaks out about this ...

Believe, and excite, and freak out! Yes, even as it excites, they’ll bite their teeth together in helpless anger. And even periodically they make statements with skewed faces of anger and fear ... The only difference is that the nuclear submarines are harder to find and prove their presence off their shores. Therefore, in order not to be empty about the aggressiveness of the Russian Federation, the emphasis is on aviation, since it is easier to see. ;)
And our submarines are more afraid of mattresses than our Air Force. They just can’t do anything ...

[Falcon]

Quote: Lt. air force reserve

It is necessary to develop PakDa faster

It is painful to wait. It is necessary to make a couple of dozen Tu-160s, to resume production of an already used aircraft. And then the Tu-95 resource is not rubber but 16 pcs Tu-160 well, very few!
And there, as PAK YES, just 40 Tu-160 pieces will be ready in service, and Tu-95 it’s time to store it already

[ivanzu87]

40 Tu-160?
1. What funds?
2. Will the production capacities be pulled?
3. How long does it take?
4. Is it paramount?

Easy so everyone ... took the built ...

[Vlad5307]

In principle, the plans include the construction of the Tu-160, but I don’t remember the number, but certainly not 40, but less and at the same time modernization of existing ones with an exhausted resource.

[Vlad5307]

Yes, it’s cheaper to send them a Valerian tank, let them sleep peacefully!

[Dmitry Toderes]

Quote: Lt. Air Force stock

Quote: Nissa-on

It’s interesting, what signal do American tanks send in the Baltic states?

I’m interested in Russian multi-purpose submarines and with SLBMs that travel around the world, but this does not bother anyone and nobody freaks out about this, maybe because they don’t know where they are, as they say, peace of ignorance. And as the bombers began to fly, they immediately started talking about the signals. It is necessary to develop PakDa faster. If our bombers are inconspicuous they will not freak out like this, since it will be more difficult to notice and identify them on radars.

Container-based missiles must always be kept on bulk carriers off the coast of the United States. They won’t know about them, but because the US military will be calm - the coast of the weak nerves of the US military.

[rasl]

Why do we need PakDa? Better let the cruise missiles do, well, or intercontinental. I doubt that in real hostilities the bomber will fly to hostile territory. There Georgians managed to bring down 1 Tu-22M3 in 2008.

[Cynic]

Quote: Rasl

There Georgians and then managed to bring down 1 Tu-22M3

In 2007, Urkaina delivered a Buk-M1 air defense missile system to Georgia, according to numerous testimonies, during the 08.08.08 war, the personnel were not Georgian. There were many of the current natsgads there.

[lukke]

Interestingly, what signals do American tanks send in the Baltic states?

exhaust

[Nissa-on]

Very funny .When heavy military equipment of the "Western partner" is unloaded in the port of the "temporarily lost territory".

[STOP VOINE 2014]

You feel how much the policy towards Russia is completely brandy , with Russian pilots as with UFOs already talking , well, well, similar signals, urges, symptoms to the fool will soon bring more ....

[Rosich333]

Our planes are preparing for the Victory Parade over New York! Obama cannot come, so we are with home delivery!

[Pomah]

And the shores of the United States begin right behind our border posts ...

The border is an impenetrable line passing through the earth, air, bowels ...

[aleks 62]

It’s interesting, what signal do American tanks send in the Baltic states?

..... SOS !!!!!! .....

[shurik]

SOS, and you have to answer.

[Mikhal]

With the "from" prefix.

[oblako]

More signals understandable and different !!!

[GSH-18]

Quote: Nissa-on

It’s interesting, what signal do American tanks send in the Baltic states?

Yeah ... Soon, jumping out of the windows will start again, shouting "The Russians are coming!"
Another excess of the state disinformation of its own population ..

[78bor1973]

In the Baltics, 20 "Abrams" want to get straight on the RPG-7 charge and "shout" - "take me aboard"!

[BLACK-SHARK-64]

For "Hermes" they send ..

[Vlad5307]

I hope the signals of cowardice and anger, as well as the venality of local vassals!

[SAXA.SHURA]

What they themselves hang out under the very nose of Russia, they don’t understand it, but when our truckers understand, they fly under their nose, well, let them understand further.

[Petrof]

They (Russians) are clearly sending us signals. And we do not yet know their true intentions .//

I will teach everyone a memorable lesson,
Who will break into our Soviet house
And knock out two eyes for an eye,
And for the tooth - we’ll break the whole jaw.

(c) 1940 song

[GUS]

Quote: Petrof

They (Russians) explicitly send us signals. And we do not yet know their true intentions.

The Russians are sending you, sir. They are just sending you. And you personally, and your whole America!

[slizhov]

Fools ...
We have been communicating with aliens for a long time !!!

[ver_]

... in Kashchenko we have a wagon and a small cart of contactees of all stripes ...

[the villain]

Quote: ver_

..in Kashchenko’s car and a small cart of contactees of all stripes ...

Urgently to send them to Merikan, as specialists in deciphering signals of these incomprehensible

[kimanas]

There is simply not enough imagination. Like the State Department.

[leshiy076]

Exactly, it’s necessary to attract psaki, it will quickly decrypt.

[Gray 43]

What are the signals? Think "for three"))))

[Vasek]

Quote: Gray 43

What are the signals? Think "for three"))))

Let them train on decoding this signal:

[Balamyt]

They still think "what is allowed to Jupiter, not allowed to bull"! Times are not those gentlemen! Be in good shape if you don't listen to your mind! Well, we will help you with this! ))

[Nissa-on]

To dominate for 20 years - here at any "Jupiter" the roof will go from permissiveness. And then again ..... anti-dominator knocking on the door.

[Vlad5307]

I agree, their supposedly bull already resembles more of a sheep!

[torp]

Do you want to see America? Go serve in the Strategic Missile Forces!

[Nissa-on]

not see, but "get to America"

[Yuri from Volgograd]

In the original - Do you want to get to America?

[I read the news]

Want to get to America ...

[Submarine B-41]

Quote: I readNews

Want to get to America ...

In the original, this poster looks like this:

[industries_88]

Looks like signals began to send and the American fart, with the bearing of the Tu-95))) What kind of people, honestly, after all, the truth seems to believe that they are around Dartanyana. I immediately recall the old joke, oddly enough, today it is very relevant:

A Ukrainian lad is about to gather an evening and take a gun, his wife and asks:
- Mykola, where are you going?
- Yes, I’ll go troh m * rocks shoot.
“Are they hedgehogs?”
- What about me?

[zanoza]

"Bears" will not ask anyone for permission.

[svetoruss]

The signal is very simple: -Drinking on your exclusivity, do not give up on pills!

[beresa]

We got used to the fact that they only send signals to everyone. And now they got scared that someone might send them signals.

[bannik]

Well, even if they got scared, they still didn’t understand: they sent them, or they were sent. So they ask through the press to clarify. I specify: they were sent; long away.

[Prager]

wherever we want - there we fly!

[Major Yurik]

Oh, Yankees, the send signal was as simple as 2 + 2, it sounded like this: Colonel, went on ......!

[Foxmara]

Maybe Zadornov was not joking and they are really stupid? ;) Otherwise, such statements cannot be explained. Why do our odds equalizers fly around the USA ..

[Aleksandr1959]

They (Russians) explicitly send us signals. And we do not yet know their true intentions.

Intentions are simple and clear. To show that with impunity more trying to dictate one’s own terms, while gaining one-sided advantages .... will fail.
And if the Americans want to establish some new rules for flying over international waters ... a flag in their hands and a drum around their neck ...

[Vasek]

But the Petliurists and the Benders as they saw the heroes,
They threw the boobs onto the floor and climbed onto the cars.

[kostyan1978]

and hiding ... go behind the cheek, ran rambling, and Russia cursed disappeared ...

[not Russian]

They make accurate maps of future holdings.

[Decathlon]

"Russians are sending signals"
Russians, they are! They penetrate the fat cowboy’s brain with rays!

[vkl-47]

Then the colonel added "AND THEY STILL WALK ON SATURDAYS TO THE GARAGE AND FROM THERE SEND SIGNALS AND MOTHER WORDS TO OUR COUNTRY")))

[hunt]

The colonel is sitting on the radar at the devil's bunny, bored, he decided to do the same thing, maybe they’ll notice, they’ll invite him to phishington.
Silent about the signals from Mars, they will not send it there :)

[Russia]

- "... we send a signal -" What are you doing there? "
And we are sent back!
VV Vysotsky "In the distant constellation Tau-Kita".

And talk cool!

[cergey51046]

We send them a signal ...

[cergey51046]

We send them a signal ...

[the villain]

Quote: cergey51046

We send them a signal

In the edge of Alaska, in the midst of fierce white shit,
Where the wolf howls and the devil howl
The signal from the Russians was received by the colonel.
American. And therefore it is not understood.

[ilyaspb]

So it is clear what the signals are: "Get out of Alaska, Yankees" :)

[F.Vastag]

But EVERYTHING is so simple (about Signals): If you rock the boat, EVERYONE (the USA and NATO) will be piz ... c.

[prabiz]

When in America with a nuclear weapon detonates, then they find out what kind of signals they were sent!

[Thunderbolt]

The article is interesting in the very details of the functioning of the American air defense in Alaska and some details of their "movements" in the Arctic:

According to The Los Angeles Times, the Pentagon responded to Russia's activation in the Arctic by spending $ 126 million last year on upgrading Tin City and other coastal radars in Alaska. In addition, additional military exercises were held with the northern allies, in which among other things, American strategic bombers have flown over the Arctic for the first time since 2011. Last week, four B-52s made a synchronized circular flight to the Arctic and the North Sea region, during which they took part in an air interception exercise with fighters from Canada. England and Holland. The [US] Air Force says the first squadrons of new-generation F-35 fighters may be deployed at Eielson Air Force Base in Alaska starting next year. "
In one of the underground rooms of the joint military base Elmendorf-Richardson in Anchorage, where radar operators sit in front of luminous screens, "261 badges with a red star are attached to the wall. Each of them denotes a successful interception of a Russian aircraft by American pilots." Since 1983, base personnel have spotted 424 Russian aircraft, most of them during the Cold War, the article says.
"As a rule, the glowing dots on the monitor are commercial planes that identify themselves by transmitting the transponder code or contacting local air traffic controllers," the author of the article explains. "But some planes are silent. If the commanders decide to react, they pick up the reddish-brown telephone receiver. which reads “urgent take-off in red.” The bell rings in the guardroom next to the runway where F-22 pilots are constantly on duty. small hangars ". According to the newspaper, full ammunition was loaded aboard the aircraft on duty.
"Once in the air, the pilot must visually identify the other aircraft. The F-22 can fly almost three times faster than the clumsy Tu-95 bomber, so the main thing is to be able to slow down," Hennigan writes. Talking about one of these sorties, during which 6 Russian aircraft were intercepted, an unnamed American pilot said: "They sensed our presence. That's all it takes."
"We're locked up here, so we try to get out into the fresh air whenever possible," another base employee told Hennigan. In his spare time, he hunts the musk ox and arctic hare. "I have never seen the Russkies. At least until now," he said.
Source: Los Angeles Timeshttp://www.inopressa.ru/article/07apr2015/latimes/army.html

[gv2000]

Well, why do they turn on the fool. Like "What about us?"

[gozmosZh]

Pentagon officials are “worried” about the fact that Russian planes are not communicating with American control centers and turn off radio transmitting devices, which make it possible to quickly identify the type of aircraft.

Valery Nikitin - Falcon Khabibullin

"The cosmodrome melted into a terrible rumble,
The metal melted from the fire.
The delegate of the planet Khabibulin
On a rocket flew into space.

But leaving the clouds of the earth
Astronaut face hit in the mud,
He forgot his native callsigns
The moment I got in touch. "
...

[bastasguf90]

tin, in general, there is no logic at all, but nothing is there and our shores are nearby ... if you listen to them, you cannot come closer to our border ... be like in the depths of the country, or else we’re nervous

[Cynic]

Quote: bastasguf90

then we can’t get closer to our border ...

If you think about it, it’s your

[Ivan Ivanovich]

Nothing we will return her ...

[Cynic]

Quote: Ivan Ivanovich

Nothing we will return her ...

Not quite accurate wording _ We will help her return, herself!

[Voevoda2682]

Signal decoding: "Lie on the ground, cover yourself with a white sheet and slowly, without creating panic, crawl towards the cemetery."

[aviamed90]

It’s unfortunate that on the American side, nothing more insignificant statements sound on ordinary situation in neutral waters one moronic than the other.

Moreover, these statements are presented as the opinion of professionals.

One out of two.
Or their professionals have transferred.
Or these "professionals" are complete imbeciles.

[VeteranS]

The United States habitually behaves in the world according to Krylov- "You are to blame for the fact that I want to eat ..." But the time of their bloodthirstiness and permissiveness has already passed!

[NordUral]

Dumb or pretending to be a polkan shtatovsky?

[Naval]

The signal is simple, if you stick to us - get the first number! The only bad thing is they are so stupid that they can not understand this signal.

[wanderer]

so, after ......... who wants to get to America))))))

[fktrcfylhn61]

The hat is on the thief, and perverts are scurrying around !!!

[Batia]

We were so convinced of their impunity that when we really saw our planes, we realized, in which case they would get it in full. so they spoil the air.

[Mikhalych]

The US Air Force Colonel said that "the Russians are sending signals," but he does not know why ...

In the distant constellation Tau Ceti
Everything became incomprehensible to us, -
We send a signal: "What are you doing there?"
And we are sent back.

[taram taramych]

"... Frank Flores, was already in the rank of colonel, when he first saw Russian planes off the coast of Alaska, this event completely took away his ability to understand anything."
An unnamed source.

[Lelek]

They (Russians) explicitly send us signals. And we do not yet know their true intentions.

It was just that Russian pilots, in purely Russian, explained to the hefty concerned American air defense officers where they should go and how the Russians loved their American mother. Perfectly intelligent behavior. As far as the territory of flights is concerned, we are very concerned about "Honduras"; this is part of the zone of Russia's strategic interests.

[demand1]

What signals what signals, in Russian it sounds something like this: "smear .. with Vaseline before it's too late." These are the signals

[Khagysh]

These are not signals, this is the answer to the lawlessness of the USA! Your quiet life has ended. And what I want is tossing and turning. Now they will think before they do it.

[_my opinion]

Other US military, referred to by the newspaper, directly say that the flights of Russian aviation - "this is a clear provocation."

flights of our aircraft in neutral space provocation? and the presence of a huge number of US troops on the territory of other states - what is it called?

[russmensch]

Teach the Russian colonel, great and powerful ... Even our children know what signals our can send and where you all should go.

[kelevra]

Suck sheep, we love to spoil your nerves, especially for your foul policy!

[wanderer]

http://topwar.ru/user/kelevra/Смените ник.Или может Вам нравится называться никчемным псом ( дословный перевод Вашего ника).

[sarmaght]

Such signals had to be sent n-n-a-ten years ago! And generally, the Yankees needed to be sent. Immediately. Far and for long. And not chew their sneakers for 25 years! The will and spirit for such actions have appeared only now.

[rus-5819]

Quote: alexey bukin

I would advise US Air Force Colonel Frank Flores to contact our "specialists" from Kanatchikovaya dacha. They will quickly decipher the signals emanating from the Russian pilots. Our Vladimir Vysotsky wrote about their phenomenal capabilities.

We wait and learn Aglitsky (just in case). But chlorpromazine is more reliable.

[veksha50]

"They (the Russians) are clearly sending us signals. And we don't know their true intentions yet."...

If I constantly poked a fist the size of a huge sledgehammer under my nose, I would definitely understand - do not go !!! Well, stupid ....

[Kupez4]

They (Russians) are clearly sending us signals. And we do not yet know their true intentions. -Balts give toilet paper for free, then you will need to purchase for your money. Shave the gentlemen

[Mindaugas]

Poor Americans ... They themselves never fought, but if they went somewhere, they climbed (Vietnam and Afghanistan), they got their teeth, they taught the Georgians so they all fled from Tskhinvali. It’s a pity for the Ukrainians (a joke), they believed McCain, who himself was afraid of Russia, he remembers everything as his Russians killed his plane ..

[Goldmitro]

They (Russians) explicitly send us signals. And we do not yet know their true intentions.

Still, how stupid they are at the Pentagon — they don’t understand that they are being sent a simple signal — DO NOT INGEST with regard to the Russian bear, DO NOT NARVE, otherwise you can SWIP!

[TsUS-Air Force]

fed the gentlemen of the Yankees? nothing soon you will also get off !!! but God will also take it in its excrement

[vik669]

We didn’t wait for you, but you ran into it.

[wandlitz]

A US Air Force colonel said that "the Russians are sending signals," but he doesn't know why...
For what, for what... Stock up on diapers, that's why.

[Evilcat]

And during the Soviet Union, ordinary pilots not only identified, but also knew who was flying the plane. Ours, however, also knew everything about the Americans.

[sabakina]

Well, yes, just remember the film “Case in Square 36-80”.

[sabakina]

On October 4, 1957, panic gripped America: the Russians allegedly launched a nuclear bomb into space. The President of the United States interrupted his country vacation and urgently flew to Washington. The space object that so frightened America turned out to be the world's first artificial Earth satellite, made in the USSR.



In 1957 they were afraid of the signals from our first satellite, now they are afraid of our planes. Tomorrow will they be afraid of our tractor signals?

[sabakina]

If you can insert...
http://muzofon.com/search/сигнал%20первого%20спутника%20

[Vityura]

And he won’t even ask!!!

[ibu355yandex.ru]

"They (the Russians) are clearly sending us signals. And we don't know their true intentions yet."
And intentions so that you know that you will receive the fullest, no matter where you are! Yes, we didn’t sleep at night, we stayed awake...

[dzerzhinsky]

There is no limit to arrogance and cynicism!
The Anglo-Saxons are the most vile and arrogant nation in the entire history of mankind!

[renat.004]

Alaska, damn the American degenerate, is Russian territory!!!

[Sendi7s]

Very interesting...
Our planes are just flying near their borders, and they are already in a panic. What will happen to them when a couple of bombs are dropped on US territory? Just because someone wants it that way, the American military will push them to the extreme. I don’t mean Russia - let’s say this will be done by IS terrorists, completely nurtured by NATO.

[ioann1]

There will also be a very interesting signal from Red Square on May 9.

[kvapu1976]

We fly wherever we want! And the signal is just a Yankee out of Alaska.

[pts-m]

Gring's officer apparently does not know the Russian language, since the remarks he sends on the air come back in Russian in the form...fuck you. But he cannot understand this and it worries him.

[avia12005]

I propose to organize a fundraiser at VO to purchase diapers for US colonels!

[shooter18]

We relaxed) we forgot what it’s like to hide in bomb shelters... so we’ll remind you)

[Igluxnumx]

Hmm, "they don't understand.....". It's better to understand. Because explanations are usually painful.

[Chaos]

What the hell... that's all. I want peace in the whole world!

[Ivan Ivanovich]

You just need to ignore the US and do your own thing...

[Stoler]

- "Doctor! I hear signals!"

[ZKB]

The US Air Force Colonel said that "the Russians are sending signals," but he does not know why ...

PI.. PI.. ZDETS.. to you... The entire analytical department of the Pentagon is working on decoding)))))))))

[zevs-700]

On the eve of President Obama's visit to Kyiv, all progressive humanity has high hopes for the Ukrainian air defense forces.

[zevs-700]

- Doctor! Help! My grandmother has been lying in bed for a month, not moving, her eyes are closed... very bad, she’s dying. What should I do?!
- Grandpa, have you tried to fuck her?
- Why are you a doctor! What are you saying?! My grandmother and I are 80 years old! I am an old communist, Lenin died in my arms! What do you mean by “fuck”!
- Grandfather, I’m telling you as a doctor, fuck and take everything off at hand.
Well, grandfather came and drank a glass. ate a handful of pills... climbed on my grandmother. Did the job. She wakes up, and the grandmother is busy at the stove... wearing makeup.. done her hair.. Blooming.. Singing songs..
Grandfather wondered ..
- Fuck you!! After all, I could have saved Lenin.........

[Jarserge]

Conversation of an American aircraft carrier with a Spanish lighthouse at Cape Finisterre (Galicia).
Spaniards (clutter in the background):
- ... Says A-853, please turn 15 degrees south to avoid a collision with us. You are moving right at us, a distance of 25 nautical miles.
Americans (background noise):
- We advise you to turn 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision with us.
Spaniards:
- The answer is negative. Repeat, turn 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.
Americans (different voice):
“The captain of the ship of the United States of America is speaking to you.” Turn 15 degrees north to avoid a collision.
Spaniards:
“We do not consider your proposal either possible or adequate; we advise you to turn 15 degrees south so as not to crash into us.”
Americans (in elevated tones):
- CAPTAIN RICHARD JAMES HOWARD SPEAKS TO YOU, USS LINCOLN AIRCRAFT COMMANDER OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SECOND BY THE MAJORITY OF THE Navy OF THE AMERICAN Navy. We are escorted by 2 cruisers, 6 destroyers, 4 submarines and numerous support ships. I DO NOT ADVISE YOU - I ORDER TO CHANGE YOUR COURSE BY 15 DEGREES IN THE NORTH. OTHERWISE, WE WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE THE NECESSARY MEASURES TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF OUR SHIP. PLEASE IMMEDIATELY REMOVE OUR COURSE !!!
Spaniards:
“Juan Manuel Salas Alcantara is speaking to you.” There are two of us. We are accompanied by a dog, dinner, 2 bottles of beer and a canary, which is now sleeping. We are supported by the radio station and channel 106 “Extreme situations at sea”. We are not going to turn anywhere, given that we are on land and are the A-853 lighthouse on Cape Finisterre of the Galician coast of Spain. We have no idea what place we have in size among the Spanish lighthouses. You can accept everything ... !!! measures that you consider necessary, and do anything to ensure your safety ... !!! ship that will smash into smithereens on the rocks. Therefore, once again, we strongly recommend that you do the most meaningful thing: change your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.
Americans:
- OK, accepted, thanks.
THE SAME WITH AIRPLANES

[71rus]

“At the same time, the American military does not discuss what “signals” and to whom exactly the Pentagon is sending by deploying missile defense elements in Eastern Europe, developing its 800 bases around the world. Nor does it discuss whether the entry of the American warships in the Black Sea or exercises with the Baltic military 10 km from the Russian border..." (c)
A striking example of the policy of double standards.
Well, Adolf Obama doesn’t want to see Russia as a threat to US world domination, it’s scary for him, he’s grown old and gray in the last three years because of this.

[ahh]

Signals are sent to hungry hedgehogs. To go feed.

[Volzhanin]

We fly wherever we want. It's none of their business.
Let them look after their territory, otherwise it stinks very intensely and is about to fall apart.

[Evil 55]

As long as the Russian soldier has gunpowder, rudders, moonshine.... let the NATO soldiers take it and crap the Pentagon in fear...

[Yugra]

Simulate an attack on the Yellowstone Nature Reserve. Let them sweat once...

[Alex20042004]

Quote: Nissa-on

It’s interesting, what signal do American tanks send in the Baltic states?

We need to ask Psaki about this.

[Alexey VG]

Quote: sapper railway

Americans as children, Chesslovo. They show them nevermind, and they are looking for subtext. Freud was unread, nothing else.

No, not Freud, Carneg.

[S-cream]

It's time for Americans to sing:
“We send a signal: “What are you doing there?”
And they send us back. "
(c) Vysotsky

[taseka]

It's heading towards war and it's sad! I really want the first strikes of strategic aviation to be on the villas of these Blombergs, Rothschilds and all sorts of Morgans! Let them know that those who provoke a war against Russia will die first!

[Leonid Har]

Colonel Tsykotno? Right. Russia is not Afghanistan and Iraq for you. You can get punched in the gut and still be left without eggs.