The triumph of Ukrainian absurdity or the hand of Moscow?

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The triumph of Ukrainian absurdity or the hand of Moscow?


Not long ago, the Maidan triumphed with exclamations that threw off the “yoke of Moscow”, and finally Ukraine gained independence. Signed an Association Agreement with the EU, which already guarantees Europe the control of the Ukrainian authorities. But until now, ordinary Ukrainians are “nightmarish with the hand of Moscow”! This justifies everything. Let's look at some of the problems that are attributed to the “hand of Moscow”.

200 FSB agents to blame for banking crisis in Ukraine

“There will be a lot of panic moods and attacks on our course. Now, as Mr. Nalyvaychenko said, 200 agents of the FSB are working to loosen the banking system, ”Valeria Gontareva (head of the NBU).



Opinion.
Immediately I want to understand where such astonishing accuracy of the data comes from, that the “agents of the FSB” are exactly 200, no more, no less, and how do they act? And if there is accuracy in quantity, it means that “names, passwords, appearances” must be known. Why not delay these 200 agents who every day the NBU stagger?

Yevgeny Kiselev accused the Russian special services of not allowing him to enter Ukraine.

If anyone does not know, we have such a Yevgeny Kiselev - a well-known journalist in Ukraine who is loyal to the Kiev regime. Among other things, he has a residence permit in Ukraine. More recently, before the parliamentary elections in Ukraine, Boryspil airport border guards detained him.



Here is what he says on this occasion: "I have detractors in Russia, where I belong to the fifth column - to those people who support Ukraine. I do not rule out that Russian special services may have long arms, and they are here." they planted such a pig. ”After all, for today's incident it was not necessary to have people at a high level — some driver could make a mistake, too, who would forward the name.”

Opinion.
So, the prehistory of his detention was the situation that our TV presenter Dmitry Kiselyov was denied entry to the territory of Ukraine. In this regard, the first question is of course, why change the name of a certain driver to prohibit Eugene from entering the territory of his beloved country? Maybe the problem of Yevgeny Kiselev is completely different? Maybe he himself provoked his detention in Ukraine in order to draw attention to his person?

Ukraine accuses the FSB of Russia in organizing garbage lustrations.

“It is unacceptable when lustration acts that way. Garbage cans are a special project of the FSB of Russia. They show a picture for Russian propaganda that everything in Ukraine is terrible and catastrophically bad ”, - Volodymyr Groysman (Deputy Prime Minister of Ukraine).



Opinion.
It will be surprising if Ukrainian authorities will soon declare that such organizations or parties as the Right Sector or Freedom are nothing but a project of Russia. It is they who today carry out more people's garbage lustrations. However, at the same time, thanks to these radicals, a revolutionary coup in Ukraine was accomplished.

Kiev accused the FSB of Russia in provocations in Odessa.

“What we saw in Odessa is a provocation by the FSB to divert attention from the antiterrorist operation. They want to show that our situation is unstable, but the example of Odessa showed something else - the people’s patience is already exhausted, ”- Sergey Pashinsky (head of the presidential administration of Ukraine).



Opinion.
Immediately I want to learn from Pashinsky, and why those people ("provocateurs of the FSB"), who appear in the photo and video with the tragedy in Odessa with weapons and bits, still not delayed? Wouldn't the “harsh and fair” court of Ukraine should have already planted all these “provocateurs” years of commercials on 20-30?

Petro Poroshenko accused the loyal TV channel "Espresso" in the work of the FSB.

Petro Poroshenko, speaking today at the Lviv National University, urged not to spread the “FSB lie” about the thousand dead near Ilovaisk. However, this information was heard on the TV channel "Espresso", which is absolutely loyal to the new Kiev authorities. And the man who publicly voiced the loss was the former head of Ukraine’s foreign intelligence service. "This lie of the FSB about the thousand dead near Ilovaysk send to the Kremlin and do not dirty our army", - Petro Poroshenko.
According to him, all in the east of Ukraine, 967 people died, including military, border guards, soldiers of the National Guard and the Security Service of Ukraine.



Opinion.
Well, here, as they say, without comment. But I want to ask Poroshenko one question - are the UN and the OSCE also working for the FSB? According to their data, there are already more than 4.000 dead in the Southeast, not to mention missing. Of course, his data can be close to reality, only if he considers the civilian population of the South-East to be non-citizens of Ukraine.

Russia "wants" to freeze Ukraine.

Arseniy Yatsenyuk accused Russia of trying to “freeze” Ukraine, depriving it of gas in the winter. “They want us to freeze. Here is another goal and another trump card in the hands of Russia. So, in addition to the military attack, in addition to the military operation against Ukraine, they have another trump card - this is energy ”, - Arseniy Yatsenyuk (Prime Minister of Ukraine).



Opinion.
Any person, at least a little connected with the business, most quickly understands that it is impossible to deliver goods without payment, no matter how good you feel about the buyer. The maximum that can be done is to give a discount. What, in fact, Russia provided Ukraine. For which the Russian authorities listen to a lot of internal criticism. Let's imagine that gas is a tangible asset. That is how it is. Why not Yatsenyuk blame Europe and the United States for not delivering money to Ukraine for free and without compensation? And why does Poland refuse to supply coal to Ukraine for free? Also want to "freeze" Ukraine?

SBU accuses the FSB in organizing the action with the participation of conscripts of the National Guard.

The SBU has irrefutable evidence that the rally with the involvement of the military of the National Guard of Ukraine was instigated from the outside by the Russian special services, in particular the eighteenth center of the FSB, which plans and tries to organize information attacks against Ukraine.

“The idea was to make these actions massive, but thanks to the joint actions of the Security Service of Ukraine and the Ministry of the Interior, they were prevented and neutralized,” Markiyan Lubkivsky (Advisor to the Chairman of the SBU).



Opinion.
If we consider that the National Guard under was collected from the most notorious supporters of the Maidan, then the attempts of influence from Russia on them can be reduced to zero. Maybe the problem is the promises of the Ukrainian authorities? Remember how Poroshenko himself promised untold riches to those who are fighting in the Southeast. And the reality is the opposite, that even the wounded soldiers of the National Guard should have to look for money to pay for their treatment.

Yatsenyuk accused Moscow and the FSB of the fact that the population of Ukraine is demanding higher social benefits.

Russia is trying to destabilize the situation and for this purpose uses agents “sent here decades ago”. “Their Russian plan has changed: from political destabilization, separatist ideology to social and economic destabilization,” Arseniy Yatsenyuk (Prime Minister of Ukraine).



Opinion.
Quickly Arseniy Yatsenyuk, like all the power of Ukraine, forgets his promises on the Maidan: “Power to the people, the land to the peasants.” Such statements are just an attempt to disguise the demands of the IMF and shift all the problems, as always, to Russia. So, to obtain financial support from the IMF and the EU, Ukraine must make cuts in civil servants, remove subsidies for housing and communal services, raise the retirement age, and others
charms of European integration. But you can always tell the people of Ukraine that it is not their policy that is to blame, but Russia.

From the last - the election!

The All-Ukrainian Union "Svoboda" declares the falsification of the results of the extraordinary parliamentary elections. "The striking difference between the results of the exit polls and the data on the counting of votes published on the website of the Central Election Commission indicates large-scale fraud," the report says. In Svoboda, they say that Russian President Vladimir Putin and his agents are doing everything to prevent the party from entering the new parliament.



Opinion.
Rigging? Yes, there were, and massive. Only not because of Russia. This is a requirement of Europe and the USA. Well, and “Freedom” and the “Right Sector” would like to offer condolences. On the Maidan they were used and thrown out. That is the reality.

I believe that the most radical of Ukraine’s parliament would be the most profitable for Moscow, in which case Europe would see who they brought to power in Ukraine. At the same time, though less radical power is now, but it is close to the power of Yanukovych, just as flexible, it will also try to sit “on two chairs”.

Conclusion.
I didn’t specifically bring such statements of Yatsenyuk to the court: “Russia didn’t show up for the war, but we waited.” The above statements - ABSURD. But still I want to add a little humor, which is not so far from the "statements" of the Ukrainian authorities.

Joke.
"Gathered once on the Maidan:
• Ambassadors of the United States, France, Spain, Germany, Denmark;
• US Assistant Secretary of State Victoria Nuland;
• US Senators Chris Murphy and John McCain;
• German Foreign Minister Guido Westerwelle;
• Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Netherlands Frans Timmermans;
• The High Representative of the European Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy, Catherine Ashton;
• former Georgian President Mikhail Saakashvili;
• MEP Jacek Protasiewicz;
• Foreign Minister Linas Linkiavicius and Speaker of the Lithuanian Seimas Loreta Grauzhinene;
• former Prime Minister of Poland Jaroslaw Kaczynski;
• Czech senator - Jaromir Stetina
and accused Russia of interfering in the internal affairs of Ukraine! "
Video about the "agents" of the FSB.
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  1. +18
    4 November 2014 07: 11
    View.
    If you're in a donut hole, look for someone to blame. If you find it, then you can be forgiven for everything. And you don't have to look for a long time - a big and "aggressive" Russia is nearby, you don't have to go far.
    1. +12
      4 November 2014 07: 17
      Sure sure...
      Here are whose hands stir up the water:
      1. +44
        4 November 2014 07: 47
        Peremoga in the heart peremog!



        In Lviv, on November 4, the supply of heat to residential buildings will be suspended. This was reported by the press service of the Lviv City Council. It is noted that such a solution is associated with an increase in air temperature.

        “The suspension of the heating supply will allow us to avoid irrational gas consumption, and therefore, save gas, and, accordingly, the means of our consumers. Indeed, from July 1 to 2014, heat tariffs increased, ”the Lviv City Council said.
        http://russian.rt.com/article/57705

        Probably Putin personally blocked the heating valve in Lviv’s houses! Yes
        1. +12
          4 November 2014 07: 55
          Quote: Sid.74
          “The suspension of the heating supply will allow us to avoid irrational gas consumption, and therefore, save gas, and, accordingly, the means of our consumers. Indeed, from July 1 to 2014, heat tariffs increased, ”the Lviv City Council said.


          "The economy must be economical."
          1. +3
            4 November 2014 18: 01
            Quote: B.T.W.
            Quote: Sid.74
            “The suspension of the heating supply will allow us to avoid irrational gas consumption, and therefore, save gas, and, accordingly, the means of our consumers. Indeed, from July 1 to 2014, heat tariffs increased, ”the Lviv City Council said.


            "The economy must be economical."

            Somewhere I already heard it ...
            Exactly, from the tagged one, he also spoke about acceleration and much more ...
            1. +6
              4 November 2014 23: 49
              "The economy must be economical" - this is LI Brezhnev. If memory serves, then the phrase from his speech at the 27th Congress of the CPSU
          2. +7
            5 November 2014 05: 12
            '' "The economy must be economical." Well, the economy should not be economical. It must be effective.
          3. 0
            5 November 2014 05: 12
            '' "The economy must be economical." Well, the economy should not be economical. It must be effective.
            1. 0
              5 November 2014 20: 35
              on the 26th See Wikipedia ...
            2. volgro
              +1
              5 November 2014 21: 05
              it should be economically effective)))
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        3. Stalker
          +23
          4 November 2014 08: 14
          In Lviv on November 4, the supply of heat to residential buildings will be suspended.

          The ghost of freezing Kiev in the form of Klitschko and in Lviv begins to dream at night .... laughing
          1. +2
            4 November 2014 10: 45
            Yeah! Something like that!
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          3. 0
            4 November 2014 23: 38
            [quote = stalker]In Lviv on November 4, the supply of heat to residential buildings will be suspended.

            Kui freezes bugger ....
            1. +1
              5 November 2014 17: 05
              [quote = avdkrd] [quote = Stalker]In Lviv on November 4, the supply of heat to residential buildings will be suspended.

              kui freeze bugger .... [/ quote] In no time! Who else will entertain us like that? Pysyaki alone can not cope)))
        4. WKS
          +6
          4 November 2014 12: 35
          By themselves, information about the ubiquitous FSB agents is also disseminated by FSB agents. And the most important idea about the construction of the Great Ukrainian Wall, Yatsenyuk was inspired by the same agents. And Poroshenko, so that in general no matter what he says from there from the FSB.
          1. +3
            4 November 2014 18: 07
            Quote: wks
            By themselves, information about the ubiquitous FSB agents is also disseminated by FSB agents. And the most important idea about the construction of the Great Ukrainian Wall, Yatsenyuk was inspired by the same agents. And Poroshenko, so that in general no matter what he says from there from the FSB.

            The US ambassador to Ukraine himself, apparently also an agent of the FSB.
        5. +1
          5 November 2014 21: 21
          Crimea was "taken away" from dill, now they have nowhere to warm in winter
          laughing
      2. +1
        4 November 2014 23: 47
        Quote: Stanislav 1978
        mirag2 (3) Today, 07: 17 ↑ New
        Sure sure...
        Here are whose hands stir up the water:

        cool video. The end about the $ 5000 costumes is cool. Greed is everything. It surprises me more (American dream) - THIS is the essence. Investments in America could only bears. Pederast. Putin is my graduate.
    2. Stalker
      +45
      4 November 2014 07: 53
      If you're in a donut hole, look for the one to blame.

      Guilty (as ukryntsy believe) ONLY ONE MAN IN THE WORLD !!!!! laughing

      Outside the window, rain and hail. This is Putin's fault!
      The cat left the kittens - Putin is to blame,
      Mistress threw a hare - Guilty, guess!
      Here comes the board The unfortunate goby,
      Our Tanya cries loudly - Nearby Putin, not otherwise!
      The light went out, the fence fell, The car stalled motor,
      Healthy tooth removed Ile climbed into the apartment thief,
      I didn’t like the movie. You’ve come to shit ...
      Any cataclysm has one explanation ...
      Every democrat knows - Putin is to blame!
      Who yesterday in my porch Lift za.ss.a.l to the ceiling?
      Believe me, comrades, this is Putin’s hand!
      I caught drunk "squirrel" - This is Putin's tricks!
      A pile of shit under the table. This is Putin's fault!
      The toilet is clogged - This is Putin’s order,
      I threw bull-calves there, Merged water - and was such!
      At night, the clothes are stolen, Glasses are breaking in our house.
      Dancing drunk in the yard. This is Putin - a riffraff!
      There is no escape from the villain! Matom writes on the walls
      Broke the bushes in the alley. This is Putin - oh and oh!
      Liberala is wetting the rain - Putin laughs merrily.
      Flooded your cottage? - This is Putin, not otherwise!
      Did you find a thunderstorm along the way? - That hand got the Kremlin.
      Cold, wind, snow - Putin is again to blame.
      Blowing down a hurricane? - This is Putin taking revenge on the rams.
      Storm, tsunami, flood? - This is Putin, no doubt!
      Rain, landslide, cyclone - Of course he is to blame.
      Sel, avalanche, rockfall? - Clear: Putin is to blame!
      Tornado, typhoon, earthquake - There is no salvation from Putin!
      A crow pecked at the crown? - This is a young friend of the riot police.
      Bees, wasps sting you? - This is Putin's SpetsNaz.
      See this bumblebee? - He is in the service of the Kremlin!

      If you believe in it - It's just paranoia!



      1. or
        +10
        4 November 2014 09: 12
        To the author - "Bravo"!
      2. +7
        4 November 2014 09: 32
        I really liked it. +++++
      3. Ivan 63
        +10
        4 November 2014 10: 13
        The author, just done, and Hohland- p .... c!
      4. Ivan 63
        +2
        4 November 2014 10: 13
        The author, just done, and Hohland- p .... c!
      5. schumrik
        +2
        4 November 2014 20: 32
        Slightly changed ... our Tanya cries loudly, next to Putin sinking a ball ...
      6. +1
        5 November 2014 16: 48
        Thank! But, I read all this many years ago. True. the surname there was another: Stalin.
      7. +1
        6 November 2014 20: 13
        Respect the author!
        It is a pity that the ruble is going in the same direction!
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    4. +35
      4 November 2014 08: 08
      I’ll open one little mystery, there are no FSB agents in Ukraine. FSB are security officers working inside the country, but outside of Russia it’s the SVR, the GRU, but do not say this to the Ukrainians, otherwise it will be a shock to them laughing
      1. +21
        4 November 2014 08: 26
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        I’ll open one little mystery, there are no FSB agents in Ukraine. FSB are security officers working inside the country, but outside of Russia it’s the SVR, GRU, just don’t say this to the Ukrainians, otherwise it will be a shock to them laughing

        Greetings, Alexander! hi Yeah, tell me again that there is no armored Altai police in Ukraine! laughing

        New Russia "tgavit" velikoukrov! feel
        "New Russia will let Lviv go to Poland after the liberation of all Ukraine", - a representative of the DPR

        Kiev, November 03 (PolitNavigator, Maxim Karpenko) - After the liberation of all regions of Ukraine from the current government, Novorossia will not mind leaving Lviv and other regions from Ukraine. This was announced on the air of the talk show "The Right to Know" by the chairman of the Committee for State Building of Novorosia Vladimir Rogov.

        “We have no other choice but to win, survive and liberate the rest of Ukraine occupied by the Nazis. At the same time, we will give residents of each region the right to self-determination. Lviv People's Republic wants to go free - please. She wants to knock on a visit to Poland, or Poland wants to deal with her - please. And I see that more and more not the best posters appear on the part of the residents of Lviv, ”said Rogov.

        Posters? Such or what?
        1. +11
          4 November 2014 09: 09
          Quote: Sid.74

          "New Russia will let Lviv go to Poland after the liberation of all Ukraine", - a representative of the DPR

          Hi Zhenya! It is necessary to lay it out on the Censor, let Lvov know that they have great chances to become Europeans. They will scratch turnips, whom they now support, New Russia or Gunpowder laughing
          1. SSR
            +9
            4 November 2014 12: 16
            Quote: Alexander Romanov
            Quote: Sid.74

            "New Russia will let Lviv go to Poland after the liberation of all Ukraine", - a representative of the DPR

            Hi Zhenya! It is necessary to lay it out on the Censor, let Lvov know that they have great chances to become Europeans. They will scratch turnips, whom they now support, New Russia or Gunpowder laughing

            Eh Alexander, give them food at least in this "sauce".))))
            Khazar tamga.
            And if you fill in the search engine - the Khazar tamga)))) and even remind them that our horde combed the face of the Judeo-Khazar kalganate turnip)))) and that they with their attributes are direct descendants of the kalganates .....
      2. +1
        4 November 2014 13: 51
        So in Russia they consider the territory of the former Ukraine their internal, and in light of which the activity there
        SVR, GRU
        completely redundant. wink
    5. +14
      4 November 2014 09: 07
      ................................................
      1. 4952915
        +19
        4 November 2014 09: 22
        For a long time already such "delights" of crested monkeys do not make laugh. So, weary disgust remained for these idiots.
      2. +7
        4 November 2014 10: 05
        You look in the comments of the last name (in all Ukrainian forums) not a single Ukrainian last name. Except Poroshenko, even that is not his real name.
      3. +3
        4 November 2014 11: 25
        Ah yes Taras! What a syllable! And they say that AI (artificial intelligence) has not yet been invented ... fool
      4. +8
        4 November 2014 14: 52
        Apparently, dill has developed progressive schizophrenia on the basis of megalomania and persecution.
    6. +4
      4 November 2014 09: 25
      But the question arises: will the Ukrainian people survive this absurdity or disappear along with this absurdity?
      1. +4
        4 November 2014 09: 54
        Quote: Giant thought
        But the question arises: will the Ukrainian people survive this absurdity or disappear along with this absurdity?

        Judging by how these outbursts go through in the media with horrific frequency, people will not leave soon. True, there are already the first bursts of self-awareness, but these are more likely echoes of a redistribution of power.
        Although of course it is interesting: How do they explain rampant corruption, a rise in price or it is not clear how the oligarchs who appeared in a country where heating and light already become a luxury?
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    8. Denis fj
      +1
      4 November 2014 12: 34
      This ukroagony must already be stopped, otherwise the patient will move the mind irrevocably, bail and treat with occupational therapy.
    9. +9
      4 November 2014 15: 41
      Well, something like that, in the light of today.
      1. +3
        6 November 2014 07: 45
        Pancake! Where do you drag Benny, fiends ?!
        1. ing
          ing
          0
          6 November 2014 17: 50
          If Benya then where are the glasses?
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    11. +2
      4 November 2014 16: 03
      When you steal yourself, it is better to move the arrows to the other and take him. This usually works, but not for long. The junta accused observers of the elections in the DPR and LPR as such "thieves" (thieves). Not in the literal sense, of course, (before that the brains did not happen) but as accomplices. We are already witnessing the birth of a New Era of Humanity. Ukraine is not the only one that has been taken up on the altar of sacrifice in the name of the Demon.
    12. 0
      6 November 2014 13: 50
      For free and the brick is sweet.
  2. +4
    4 November 2014 07: 13
    This is dangerous, let them remember the fate of Forrestal
  3. +18
    4 November 2014 07: 14
    Greetings to all! It is strange that the sewage system is still working ... - the infrastructure and the Kremlin did not take into account ... although Klitschko in Israel:
    "While the Ukrainian capital survives without heating, its mayor enjoys a foot massage and lobster dinner at the Dead Sea."
    Probably from the fact that:
    1. +9
      4 November 2014 07: 36
      Well, he, (klichko), secretly, "cheers for kYev" ...
    2. +3
      4 November 2014 07: 47
      cool of course, but the photo is from a different topic. Here it is captured as they spoke with his mistress, model Zoryanaya Vyshinskaya (Oleynik). A photo a year ago was published


      Yes, and nature is not Israeli
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      2. +2
        4 November 2014 16: 10
        Well yes. I took it for a photo. Squeamishly designating "girlfriend" with your fingertips, presenting her as a male partner. laughing
    3. +4
      4 November 2014 08: 04
      He is so "preparing for the ground" (C) ... laughing
  4. +9
    4 November 2014 07: 15
    The joke at the end of the article is in the subject. The whole essence of the situation in Ukraine.
  5. +10
    4 November 2014 07: 18
    Mdaaaaaa ... Schizophrenia is progressing at an alarming rate!
  6. +10
    4 November 2014 07: 23
    It’s to what level the tomb has been lowered, that it believes in such nonsense ?!
    1. +6
      4 November 2014 08: 07
      Even before it was not distinguished by its "special intelligence and ingenuity" (remember how many sects existed and still are in Ukraine?), So any "bird-talker" there will always have simply enchanting success in the coming out society ... laughing
      1. +2
        4 November 2014 18: 20
        Quote: vtnsk
        Even before it was not distinguished by its "special intelligence and ingenuity" (remember how many sects existed and still are in Ukraine?), So any "bird-talker" there will always have simply enchanting success in the coming out society ... laughing

        Similarly, Kashpirovsky is also from Ukraine.
    2. +3
      4 November 2014 08: 20
      Quote: askort154
      It’s to what level the tomb has been lowered, that it believes in such nonsense ?!

      Of course it all looks ridiculous.
      Nevertheless, all this is very bitter. As in the case of the Boeing, as in the case of the seizure of US citizens of the Russian Federation by special services, the search for the submarines in Sweden, who will be the first to blame the loudest, or pour slops over them. Like, here, wash yourself, but the thing is done, the media raised a fuss, the masses swallowed it from the front pages, and the refutation will be later on the last page.
  7. +6
    4 November 2014 07: 28
    • Ambassadors of the United States, France, Spain, Germany, Denmark;
    • Assistant Secretary of State - Victoria Nuland;
    • US senators - Chris Murphy and John McCain;
    • German Foreign Minister - Guido Westerwelle;
    • Dutch Foreign Minister - France Timmermans;
    • Catherine Ashton, High Representative of the European Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy;
    • former president of Georgia - Mikheil Saakashvili;
    • MEP - Jacek Protasevic;
    • Foreign Minister Linas Linkiavicius and Speaker of the Lithuanian Seimas Loreta Grauzhinene;
    • former Prime Minister of Poland - Jaroslav Kaczynski; Czech Senator - Jaromir Stetina

    and accused Russia of interfering in the internal affairs of Ukraine! "
    How much garbage and sewage, fuuuuu! Stink !!! angry
    1. +2
      4 November 2014 08: 09
      What else should state404 smell like? Violets? ... laughing
  8. +3
    4 November 2014 07: 35
    I apologize for my ignorance, but what portrait of Semenchenko has already been placed on a curved bill? (judging by the top photo)
    1. +2
      4 November 2014 07: 43
      Quote: sergey32
      I apologize for my ignorance, but what portrait of Semenchenko has already been placed on a curved bill? (judging by the top photo)

      On a hundred-dollar bill depicted Taras Shevchenko! laughing
  9. +6
    4 November 2014 07: 36
    Now I understand who "onizhedeti" are))
    Only a child tends to naughty and topple on another))
  10. +4
    4 November 2014 07: 39
    from the Don.
    Nothing. Hunger and cold set the brain!
  11. +6
    4 November 2014 07: 41
    I agree with all the accusations of the hUnta, and I was especially pleased that
    Garbage cans are a special project of the FSB of Russia
    , that is, this - too, - "THE HAND OF MOSCOW"! ...
    It’s only amazing that dill, WITH PLEASURE bring to life this "special project".Yes
  12. horseradish
    +5
    4 November 2014 07: 43
    Thank! Anatoly Mikhailovich, laughed in the morning! fellow
  13. +5
    4 November 2014 07: 46
    Something always prevents a bad dancer from dancing. It's no secret that a crooked worker dumps marriage in his work on anything.
  14. +4
    4 November 2014 07: 50
    For Ukraine, it is necessary to open new high-tech production enterprises: LOPAT - to eradicate old dill, hoes and choppers - to destroy by weeding, a younger type of dill, And finally, WINDOWS and fine-grained SITA - to collect UROPA seeds for their further disposal!
  15. 11111mail.ru
    +5
    4 November 2014 07: 50
    "Gathered once on the Maidan:

    • Ambassadors of the United States, France, Spain, Germany, Denmark;
    • Assistant Secretary of State - Victoria Nuland;
    • US senators - Chris Murphy and John McCain;
    • German Foreign Minister - Guido Westerwelle;
    • Dutch Foreign Minister - France Timmermans;
    • Catherine Ashton, High Representative of the European Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy;
    • former president of Georgia - Mikheil Saakashvili;
    • MEP - Jacek Protasevic;
    • Foreign Minister Linas Linkiavicius and Speaker of the Lithuanian Seimas Loreta Grauzhinene;
    • former Prime Minister of Poland - Jaroslav Kaczynski; Czech Senator - Jaromir Stetina

    and accused Russia of interfering in the internal affairs of Ukraine! "
    Author Anatoly Mikhailovich

    I will answer the proverb: D.ura.kam the law is not written!
  16. +6
    4 November 2014 07: 59
    They have so much because of hatred for us and bile can end, again we will be to blame.
    - Why are the fighters of the Ukrainian National Guard still hiding their faces?
    - So they also have to go to Russia to earn money.
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  19. +2
    4 November 2014 08: 02
    Yes nifig they will not correct. They will simply begin to engage in self-criticism. Are you Russian or do you have relatives in Russia? Nafig on the street, and yours becomes not yours. Actually, only due to such a "hunt for, I am a Nazi muzzle, ov" can robustly distract the rest of the cattle from the cold weather. We now need to think about the wall on the border with urine. That would not flood to us smuggling trucks and spice with tons of salts.
  20. +20
    4 November 2014 08: 04
    If it’s at the UN, then it’s time to impose sanctions against them:
    1. +18
      4 November 2014 08: 44
      Conchita, the name is somehow tricky for 3.14aras
      1. +2
        4 November 2014 16: 13
        Quote: Federal
        Conchita, the name is somehow tricky for 3.14aras

        No, at the very bull's eye! wassat
    2. +10
      4 November 2014 09: 09
      I absolutely agree with you about sanctions for the UN, after the story I saw yesterday. Pan gi muna just didn't salivate with happiness when he shook hands with this creature. What an abomination, even chlorine here will not help wash off. And these "foolish organizations" treat the whole world, teaching us to live correctly. Sanctions - ugh, TRUE - YES, the success and development of our GREAT POWER is in the unity of the whole PEOPLE. HAPPY HOLIDAY OF ALL PEOPLE OF MY FAVORITE RUSSIA!
      1. +3
        4 November 2014 10: 51
        What bleach is there, sulfuric acid will not help there
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    4. +5
      4 November 2014 09: 58
      if IT is in the UN, then with the sanctions we were late - indistinguishable, only amputation with the subsequent disposal.
    5. +10
      4 November 2014 09: 59
      Conchita Wurst at the UN

      I’m already watching and Ban Ki-moon is addicted to anal!
      lol
      1. 11111mail.ru
        +2
        4 November 2014 11: 12
        Quote: APASUS
        I’m already watching and Ban Ki-moon is addicted to anal!

        Yes, they do a lot of h / w () ny, politics in particular, all from the same place and the same "test".
    6. 0
      6 November 2014 16: 24
      These are their values, nauseous, what else can I talk about ... They have everything written in the face.
  21. +11
    4 November 2014 08: 08
    Horror! Everyone works for the FSB, one Kiev for the CIA, poor thing.
  22. +3
    4 November 2014 08: 18
    The deeper Ukraine crawls into its own western backs, while lubricating itself with the American-European councils, the more they are convinced that Russia will be to blame. The insanity of the U.S. politicians has already crossed all borders. The world has not yet seen such stupidity and outright lies. Here is an indicator of Western democracy.
  23. +13
    4 November 2014 08: 24
    Maybe enough to make excuses !? Yes! Russia wants to freeze Ukraine. Yes! He wants to go bankrupt. Yes! There is much more that he wants and does bad to Nazi Ukraine, and supports pro-Russian Ukraine. And will do it! And this is normal! It’s not normal - when we give gas for free and release the insults and killings of Russians on the brakes ...
  24. +3
    4 November 2014 08: 28
    IF everything that is attributed to "FSB AGENTS" was done by them, then simply pride is bursting with their professionalism and "elusiveness." It turns out that literally everyone is known by name and face, and there is nothing to arrest for ... There is little evidence ..!
    Reminds of shots from the movie "Home Alone" with Macaulay Culkin in the title role. When children look out of the window at the "SCARY" janitor and fearfully discuss that he killed his entire family and half of the residents of the quarter !! And not arrested because the EVIDENCE IS LITTLE! wink
  25. +4
    4 November 2014 08: 28
    City for FSB overwhelms! Anything can!
  26. +4
    4 November 2014 08: 40
    He takes pride in the FSB directly))) And the video at the end just finished off)))
  27. +5
    4 November 2014 08: 48
    Speaking of the elections ...
    In the district No. 136 (Suvorov district of Odessa), the victory was celebrated by a young hacker Dmitry Golubov, the leader of the "Internet Party of Ukraine" and the "godfather" of Darth Veydar, Stepan Chubakia and other heroes of Star Wars, who now occupied the all-Ukrainian politicum. Golubov is a creature and a good friend of the head of the Odessa regional council, Alexei Goncharenko. In addition to support from the center, he received a blessing and key assistance from Mayor Gennady Trukhanov, who not only gave him “his” district, but also made it clear to local residents who to vote for. The 31-year-old chairman of the Internet party, Dmitry Golubov, made a living in the computer sector, and in 2005 he spent six months in jail on suspicion of Internet fraud, and the media dubbed him the world's largest cybercriminal. However, later Golubov was acquitted.
    http://vesti-ukr.com/odessa/75694-ot-odessy-v-radu-idu-odioznye-regionaly-i-otec
    -darta-vejdera

    Well, they definitely chose the FSB agent !!!
  28. +2
    4 November 2014 08: 50
    Quote: Stalker
    If you're in a donut hole, look for the one to blame.

    Guilty (as ukryntsy believe) ONLY ONE MAN IN THE WORLD !!!!! : logging:

    Outside the window, rain and hail. This is Putin's fault!
    The cat left the kittens - Putin is to blame,
    Mistress threw a hare - Guilty, guess!
    Here comes the board The unfortunate goby,
    Our Tanya cries loudly - Nearby Putin, not otherwise!
    The light went out, the fence fell, The car stalled motor,
    Healthy tooth removed Ile climbed into the apartment thief,
    I didn’t like the movie. You’ve come to shit ...
    Any cataclysm has one explanation ...
    Every democrat knows - Putin is to blame!
    Who yesterday in my porch Lift za.ss.a.l to the ceiling?
    Believe me, comrades, this is Putin’s hand!
    I caught drunk "squirrel" - This is Putin's tricks!
    A pile of shit under the table. This is Putin's fault!
    The toilet is clogged - This is Putin’s order,
    I threw bull-calves there, Merged water - and was such!
    At night, the clothes are stolen, Glasses are breaking in our house.
    Dancing drunk in the yard. This is Putin - a riffraff!
    There is no escape from the villain! Matom writes on the walls
    Broke the bushes in the alley. This is Putin - oh and oh!
    Liberala is wetting the rain - Putin laughs merrily.
    Flooded your cottage? - This is Putin, not otherwise!
    Did you find a thunderstorm along the way? - That hand got the Kremlin.
    Cold, wind, snow - Putin is again to blame.
    Blowing down a hurricane? - This is Putin taking revenge on the rams.
    Storm, tsunami, flood? - This is Putin, no doubt!
    Rain, landslide, cyclone - Of course he is to blame.
    Sel, avalanche, rockfall? - Clear: Putin is to blame!
    Tornado, typhoon, earthquake - There is no salvation from Putin!
    A crow pecked at the crown? - This is a young friend of the riot police.
    Bees, wasps sting you? - This is Putin's SpetsNaz.
    See this bumblebee? - He is in the service of the Kremlin!

    If you believe in it - It's just paranoia!
  29. +2
    4 November 2014 08: 53
    more and more often a thought pops up in my head — kuev urgently needs to drop thugs or criminals with one purpose — so that there and there and their government they beat everything that is possible and impossible — and then Russia will not risk blaming Russia for anything; new and good prostheses are an expensive thing and often not everyone will be able to change them. And you cannot buy brains anywhere. fool
  30. sega72
    +3
    4 November 2014 09: 09
    What a pleasant, inspired person on Ukrainian banknotes at the beginning of the article.
  31. +8
    4 November 2014 09: 11
    Eh! I missed the "Gallop across Europe ..."
    200 FSB agents to blame for banking crisis in Ukraine
    I'm already afraid to spit on the street so as not to get into my own.
    Yevgeny Kiselyov accused the Russian special services of not being allowed into Ukraine
    And who launches this product No. 2 into Russia?
    Ukraine accuses the FSB of Russia in organizing garbage lustration
    Smart learns from the mistakes of others, and a fool from his own.
    The contest "Hello, we are looking for talents to generate the incredible into the obvious" is open in Kiev, - the winner is a bundle of firewood.
    Petro Poroshenko accused Espreso TV channel loyal to him of working for the FSB
    Suchar, - they completely messed up the Rams, they fought off the presidential hands, they thought that I would stay for a long time in the presidents!
    Russia "wants" to freeze Ukraine
    No, just experimenting with changing the beat in chants and jumping. The same thing, like "Who does not jump ..." is boring!
    SBU accuses the FSB of organizing an action involving conscripts of the National Guard
    The first course of the FSB Forest Academy in practice!
    Yatsenyuk accused Moscow and the FSB of the fact that the population of Ukraine requires an increase in social payments
    Well, right, on your own ... you won’t enter paradise!
    Well, from the last - Elections!
    Here I must admit, miscalculated! For to collect and cover all this pile of shit is easier in one place - the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine!
    1. +2
      4 November 2014 10: 28
      Such nonsense did not even miss the site filter, I will fix it.
      Kiev accused the FSB of Russia in provocations in Odessa.

      The contest "Hello, we are looking for talents to generate the incredible into the obvious" is open in Kiev, - the winner is a bundle of firewood.
  32. +3
    4 November 2014 09: 42
    How many more Ukrainians will tolerate a roguish, incompetent, inadequate government of agents of influence of mericosia and geyropa? How long?
  33. +3
    4 November 2014 09: 45
    Great selection. Conclusions are known. Any mistakes, not the ability to build a state will be attributed to Moscow and the FSB. Old, hackneyed record. Here is the people when they see the light, poor fellow.
  34. +5
    4 November 2014 09: 54
    I am absolutely sure that if there is a RUSSIAN winter ahead in the ruin (with frost, snow), then Putin, the FSB, the hand of Moscow will be to blame again ... It was they who sent the RUSSIAN WINTER to free Ukrainians (almost gay people ....), to freeze nezalezhnuyu! Moscow used climatic weapons against unfortunate Ukrainians! This treacherous climate aggression of Moscow requires discussion at the UN!
  35. +3
    4 November 2014 10: 08
    There it is what what ! I then thought it a sinful thing that the guys at the exercises at the hydroelectric station, and the guys ukrov lowered into garbage cans what ! And while no one was noticed, everyone seemed to be at the hydroelectric power station fellow ! GOOD FELLOWS good !Well, ukrov and fantasies, what else will come up with, what kind of prognosis is the saddest thing, because they believe in such a lie sad !
  36. +3
    4 November 2014 10: 10
    That's what we are to blame for, then it is to blame. The fact that Ukraine exists.
  37. +4
    4 November 2014 10: 38
    We look forward to when dill begin to blame the geyropu and America for their failures. A little more left.
    1. 0
      4 November 2014 18: 37
      Quote: parafoiler
      We look forward to when dill begin to accuse the geyropu and America of their failures ...

      Moscow will also be declared guilty of this, they say, they have brought Ukrainians to "slander" against their benefactors.
  38. +3
    4 November 2014 11: 03
    The author of the clip about the FSB is very respectful! I haven’t laughed like that for a long time! Everything is exactly in the hole! But if you show this in dill, I think no one will notice the difference and believe that this is an agent!
  39. +3
    4 November 2014 11: 09
    In the situation with Ukraine, the "therapist" will not help. Treba "Herurga"!
    1. +1
      4 November 2014 18: 44
      Quote: PValery53
      In the situation with Ukraine, the "therapist" will not help. Treba "Herurga"!

      Which surgeon? Only a pathologist anatomist! He knows everything and knows how, though it's too late ...
  40. 407391
    +3
    4 November 2014 11: 16
    And there, in the power of Ukraine, it doesn't matter: "What's on the forehead, what's on the forehead", "What is vodka, what is a machine gun, if only it was knocked down" .... ???
  41. +3
    4 November 2014 11: 32
    The saddest thing is that not only Ukrainian politicians are trying to baw Russia. But also its citizens. I have friends who live near Kiev, and so, for them, the warrior goes with Russia, and any arguments to them are a breeze ...
    1. +2
      4 November 2014 18: 46
      Quote: iner
      The saddest thing is that not only Ukrainian politicians are trying to baw Russia. But also its citizens. I have friends who live near Kiev, and so, for them, the warrior goes with Russia, and any arguments to them are a breeze ...

      And to us this is their opinion somehow to a light bulb.
      So much the worse for them.
    2. 0
      6 November 2014 16: 38
      Let the zombie man and the media not watch! It is proved that it is very contagious, worse than Ebola.
  42. +13
    4 November 2014 11: 52
    "The triumph of the Ukrainian absurdity or the hand of Moscow?"
  43. Beeram
    +1
    4 November 2014 11: 56
    nda ..... everything is very bad))))
  44. 0
    4 November 2014 12: 21
    Quote: APASUS
    Quote: Giant thought
    But the question arises: will the Ukrainian people survive this absurdity or disappear along with this absurdity?

    Judging by how these outbursts go through in the media with horrific frequency, people will not leave soon. True, there are already the first bursts of self-awareness, but these are more likely echoes of a redistribution of power.
    Although of course it is interesting: How do they explain rampant corruption, a rise in price or it is not clear how the oligarchs who appeared in a country where heating and light already become a luxury?

    How? Yes, very simple)) The recipe is known, bring everything to Russia!
  45. +3
    4 November 2014 12: 45
    The clinic is progressing ...
  46. +4
    4 November 2014 13: 52
    <<< If anyone does not know, we have such Evgeny Kiselyov - a well-known journalist in Ukraine, loyal to the Kiev regime. >>>
    Yes, such a de ... mo floated in the information space of Russia! They began to forget. So he had to urgently remind himself of himself, until finally let down into the sewers!
  47. Romass
    0
    4 November 2014 20: 42
    If the moderator svp67 is not hot, then I will give my personal opinion about the liquid power in Kuevanu and how can they not poop! No way. and your backside with tormented, stuck-in adultery is tormented. And as always, everyone is to blame, and they have a free bone.
  48. +9
    4 November 2014 20: 47
    Regarding these maidanut there is this:
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  50. +2
    4 November 2014 21: 39
    And zapadentsy go in embroidered shirts, because the FSB decided so.
  51. +2
    5 November 2014 05: 40
    The end is not a joke, but the naked truth. “Bandera (and the West) came and brought order,” - the centuries-old dream of freeloaders without family - a tribe from Ukraine - has come true!
  52. 0
    5 November 2014 16: 25
    It’s interesting, but IF today’s citizens of the country U survive this “theater of the absurd”, how long will such a “vaccination” be enough?! recourse
  53. 0
    5 November 2014 16: 26
    Carrots in the garden
    There is a bee in the garden.
    Toad in the swamp
    Wings spread.

    She wants to fly
    Quietly says: `Kwa!`
    But it hinders to fly
    Moscow does not.

    They know, they know tricks,
    Oaths.
    In the air, in the wind -
    Toads are kings.

    With wings spread
    Like a green swift
    All day soared b
    Toad above the roofs.

    As for the stars flying would
    Could go on
    What fly assigned
    Toad of green God.

    But it interferes powerfully
    Pulls to grass.
    Toad knows for sure -
    That is the hand of Moscow.

    Her fingers are iron
    They took it into circulation.
    Hold your paws tight
    Toad...

    They say: "Not required."
    "You will fall to the bottom!"
    But tends to heaven
    Toad anyway.

    And though pass
    A heavy watch
    Still interfere
    Toad Russian dogs.

    Enough, cursed bitch,
    Gold Moscow.
    Toad hasn’t died yet
    Toad is still alive!

    The toad roars in the blue,
    Into the distance of flying toads -
    After all, there is nowhere now
    There are better creatures than toads.

    Original here: https://stihi.ru/2013/09/09/2204
  54. 0
    5 November 2014 17: 33
    FSB: "I'm shaking your banking system!" bully
  55. 0
    5 November 2014 17: 54
    Well done FSB. They work great.
  56. 0
    5 November 2014 19: 37
    Not so long ago on the “VO” website there was an article about the country “U”, about the U-kraina. I now prefer to call it the country of Downs, i.e. Down-land. Somewhat difficult to pronounce, but more accurate. the symbols match... Downs, downs, downs... There are no numbers for them!
  57. 0
    6 November 2014 07: 41
    “Vedomosti about fagots” made me especially smile! Only an inaccuracy crept in: - At the end there is game “5.10”. And to be led by this same asshole... ugh! faggot! must party "7.40"...
  58. +1
    6 November 2014 07: 46
    What else do the people of Ukraine need to listen to and experience in order to see the hole into which America and the European Union are pushing them?
  59. 0
    6 November 2014 11: 43
    Respect for the video smiled at the author, I should throw it on the Ukrainian Internet!
  60. +1
    6 November 2014 16: 08
    Above uk. the population is conducting a grand experiment. If a year ago, according to all opinion polls, the attitude of Ukrainians towards the Russian Federation and Russians was generally positive, then after six months of brainwashing, the Makhnovists in power want to change it to negative.
    If you do not have access to satellite data. channels and sites - “zombie” 100% fellow
  61. 0
    6 November 2014 21: 30
    laughing and yet a powerful FSB organization!!! and most importantly invisible!!!
  62. Mih
    0
    6 November 2014 22: 45
    But I would like to ask Poroshenko one question: do the UN and OSCE also work for the FSB?
    Russia is trying to destabilize the situation and to do this it uses agents “sent here decades ago.”
    Svoboda claims that Russian President Vladimir Putin and his agents are doing everything to prevent the party from getting into the new Rada.
    Arseniy Yatsenyuk accused Russia of trying to “freeze” Ukraine,

    Well, God forgive me - it’s impossible to read this nonsense! It is clear to everyone that Ukrainians are Maidanists, so why write so much on this topic? stop