Invisible planes and invisible money

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Invisible planes and invisible money


On the winter morning of December 22, 1964, an unusual black aircraft with razor-sharp wings lifted off from the runway at Groom Lake Air Force Base in the Nevada desert. Not a single journalist in the world received word of it. There was no press release, no photograph, no official comment. The plane, destined to enter the history aviation Under the name SR-71 Blackbird, it took to the skies in a complete information vacuum. And this vacuum wasn't accidental—it was the very essence of the project.



The nature of American "black programs" can only be understood when one realizes that the United States has built a system in which a portion of the military budget is completely nonexistent to the public. It's not hidden, not classified as specific items—it's simply absent from public documents. Money is spent, aircraft are built, testing is underway, but for the taxpayer, for Congress in its public sphere, and for the entire world, these billions vanish into thin air.


The story begins long before the Blackbird. In 1943, aircraft designer Clarence "Kelly" Johnson was tasked with developing a jet fighter for the U.S. Air Force. The terms were staggering: 150 days to create a machine that had never been built in metal anywhere in the world. Johnson assembled a team of the best engineers and mechanics, fenced off part of the Lockheed plant with barbed wire, and set to work. Thus was born the division that would soon be dubbed the "Skunk Works."

The name stuck. Over the next half-century, it was here, in closed workshops and hangars, that aircraft were created that changed the course of the Cold War. The U-2 reconnaissance plane, which photographed the Soviet missile base from an altitude of twenty kilometers. The SR-71, which accelerated to three times the speed of sound. The F-117 stealth fighter, which tested its invisibility technology in the skies over Baghdad. The B-2 Spirit bomber—a flying wing costing two billion dollars apiece.


Kelly Johnson formulated fourteen rules for the Skunk Works, including the requirement for maximum autonomy from the Pentagon bureaucracy. The engineer understood perfectly well that if an army of bureaucrats were allowed to work on the project, the apparatus would never get off the ground. He needed speedy decision-making, a small team, minimal paperwork, and absolute secrecy.

"Be quick, be quiet, meet deadlines"

— the motto by which Johnson lived his professional life. And planes built on this principle truly did fly earlier, faster, and higher than their competitors.

The Dragon That Was Shot Down


The U-2 Dragon Lady was the first of the "black" aircraft, revealed to the world at the cost of an international scandal. The reconnaissance aircraft was developed in the early 1950s to fly over Soviet territory at altitudes beyond the reach of contemporary anti-aircraft systems and fighters. Twenty kilometers—that's the altitude the aircraft's gigantic flying wing design, with a span of almost thirty meters and a turbojet engine operating close to its maximum performance, could achieve.


For four years, the U-2 photographed Soviet territory with impunity. The CIA received images of missile bases, airfields, and industrial facilities. Then, on May 1, 1960, pilot Francis Gary Powers took off from an airbase in Pakistan and headed north. Near Sverdlovsk, an S-75 Dvina missile struck the aircraft. Powers ejected, survived, and stood trial in the Column Hall of the House of Unions. The Paris summit, where Khrushchev and Eisenhower were scheduled to discuss disarmament, collapsed. The Cold War escalated.

The paradox is that it was precisely this failure that made the Americans realize they needed to go further. Not higher, but faster. Not above the radars, but past them. Thus arose the mandate to create a new generation of intelligence officers.

The Black Bird That Ahead of Time


The SR-71 became the quintessential embodiment of the Skunk Works philosophy. The brief was to create a strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of flying higher and faster than any potential adversary. The designers chose titanium as their base—a metal that was just beginning to be utilized in aircraft manufacturing at the time. Two-thirds of the Blackbird's airframe was made of titanium alloys, and the CIA was forced to purchase this metal through front companies, concealing the identity of the end user. Ironically, a significant portion of the titanium for America's most secret aircraft came from the Soviet Union—the primary adversary against which it was designed.


At a cruising speed of Mach 3,2, the aircraft's skin heated up to three hundred degrees Celsius. The fuel doubled as a coolant, cooling both the skin and the systems. The pilot wore a spacesuit similar to a spacesuit. At such a speed, even the cockpit windshield was made of quartz—regular glass couldn't withstand the heat.

The aircraft operated from 1966 to 1998. During this time, not a single SR-71 was shot down, although the enemy made repeated attempts. Blackbird pilots joked that the best tactic for evading a missile was simply to increase the throttle. And this was no exaggeration. Johnson said, "If you can see it, you can kill it," referring to the principle of radar observability. The SR-71 was visible to all radars, but no one could catch it.

The Bible of Stealth


When Lockheed engineer Ben Rich took over Skunk Works in 1975, he inherited from Johnson not only a secret unit but also an entire research field—stealth technology. Physicist and mathematician Denis Overholzer had discovered back in 1971 that Soviet scientist Pyotr Ufimtsev had published a paper, "The Method of Edge Waves in the Physical Theory of Diffraction," in which he described the mathematical principles of radio wave reflection from complex bodies. Overholzer realized that if an aircraft's geometry was correctly calculated, its radar signature would be negligible.

The situation was becoming dramatic. Lockheed was going through a difficult period: a major corruption scheme involving bribery of foreign aircraft buyers had been uncovered. At the same time, serious problems were arising with the L-1011 TriStar passenger jet. Meanwhile, DARPA—the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency—had launched a competition to develop a stealth aircraft. Rich realized this was his chance to save the company.

Overholser presented a design ironically named "Hopeless Diamond," a play on the famous gemstone. The aircraft consisted of flat surfaces—at the time, computer power was insufficient to calculate curved shapes. The head of the aerodynamics department proposed burning Overholser at the stake. But a one-fifth-scale wooden model, placed next to the reconnaissance aircraft, drone The thirteen-meter-long D-21 demonstrated a fantastic result: the effective dispersion area of ​​the model was a thousand times smaller than that of a drone.


Lockheed D-21

When a full-scale, fourteen-meter-long metal mockup was exposed to a test radar in New Mexico, it was discovered that the fourteen-meter-long aircraft looked like a golf ball on the radar screen. And at certain viewing angles, it looked like a roulette ball. Lockheed's project was declared the overall winner of the DARPA competition.

The invisible man who shouldn't have been


Thus was born the Have Blue project—an experimental aircraft that, for the first time in history, managed to evade radar. Two prototypes were built in complete secrecy. To speed up development, components and assemblies from production aircraft were used: the landing gear from an F-5, engines from an F-18, and the control system from a B-52. The aircraft proved unstable in all three axes of flight; the fly-by-wire system stabilized it without pilot intervention, literally keeping the aircraft aloft with the help of a computer.


On December 1, 1977, the first Have Blue took to the air. Tests confirmed its record-breaking stealth. Both prototypes subsequently crashed, but the data collected during the flights became the foundation for the next aircraft: the F-117 Nighthawk.

The aircraft turned out to be ugly. This isn't a metaphor—its faceted fuselage, assembled from flat panels, looked like a crude model that still needed to be finished. But it was precisely this "ugliness" that ensured its stealth. Each surface was designed to reflect radio waves away from the radar's receiving antenna. The F-117's radar signature approached that of a large bird—a raven, with an effective scattering area of ​​0,015–0,03 square meters.


The F-117's existence was kept secret for seven years—from 1981 to 1988. During this entire period, the stealth squadron was based in Tonopah, in the same area as Groom Lake. Pilots took off and landed only in darkness. All flights were conducted at night, in strict radio silence—with the radio altimeter and identification system turned off. After takeoff, the pilot flew for fifteen minutes in absolute silence, looking only at the instrument panel for targets.

On the night of December 19-20, 1989, the F-117 was used in combat for the first time—during the invasion of Panama. A year later, in January 1991, the stealth fighters launched their first strikes on Baghdad. Defense, equipped with Soviet anti-aircraft systems, proved powerless. Aircraft, undetected by radar, passed through defenses like ghosts. In the first ten years of operation, there were zero combat losses.

Two billion per wing


The B-2 Spirit is the third and most ambitious project in this chain. The concept of a "flying wing"—an aircraft without a fuselage in the conventional sense—has existed since the 1940s. Northrop attempted to build the YB-49 bomber using this design, but failed. Thirty years later, stealth technology allowed the idea to be revived.


The B-2 combines everything: stealth, intercontinental range, and the ability to carry both conventional and nuclear weapons. The airframe is constructed primarily of composite materials with radar-absorbing coatings. The flying wing aerodynamic design ensures high aerodynamic efficiency and significant payload capacity with minimal radar signature.

But the cost proved monstrous. Initially, the plan was to produce 132 aircraft. Then it was reduced to 75. Then to 21. In the end, 20 were built. By the time production ended in 2000, the program's cost had reached $44,65 billion, and the price of a single bomber exceeded $2 billion.

By comparison, that amount of money could have built and equipped four carrier strike groups. Or provided NASA with a year's worth of work, plus a decent margin. But the B-2 was already flying when Congress debated whether to continue funding it. Because the development program was being conducted outside the public budget—in the aforementioned "black budget."

Money that doesn't exist


A "black budget" is a concept that exists in the American system alongside the regular defense budget, but is fundamentally different. While a regular budget is reviewed by Congress, debated in committees, and published in public documents, a "black budget" is a collection of classified appropriations allocated to programs whose existence is not officially acknowledged.

According to data subsequently declassified by the CIA, as early as the late 1970s, spending on covert operations and secret Pentagon units amounted to at least two billion dollars annually. By 2019, the "black budget" request had reached $81 billion. This figure includes spending on the intelligence community, classified military programs, and operations abroad.

The mechanism works like this: Congress approves the defense budget in general terms, with a "miscellaneous expenses" or "special programs" line item concealing specific amounts for specific classified projects. The committees overseeing defense spending receive detailed information, but behind closed doors. No member of Congress is permitted to disclose this information—violation would result in criminal prosecution.

This system creates a unique situation. American taxpayers are funding the development of weapons they know nothing about. Journalists cannot request the information—it is classified. Scientists and engineers working on the programs sign non-disclosure agreements under threat of imprisonment.

Yugoslav lesson


On March 27, 1999, thirty to forty kilometers from Belgrade, an event occurred that forever changed the attitude toward stealth technology. The S-125 Neva anti-aircraft missile system—a system developed back in 1961—shot down an F-117A Nighthawk. The Pentagon's most secret aircraft was destroyed by a weapon nearly forty years old.

How was this possible? The mechanism was prosaic. The F-117 had a virtually flat underbody. If one radar station illuminated the aircraft from below, and another received the reflected signal—according to the principle of "angle of incidence equals angle of reflection"—the aircraft would "show up" on the screens as if it were invisible. The Yugoslav calculations used precisely this principle. Furthermore, the flight followed a fixed route—mission planners hadn't accounted for the need to change course.


The commander of the anti-aircraft division, Zoltan Dani, later said:
"We knew he'd be there. We were just waiting for him to show up."

Following this incident, designers reconsidered their approach to the geometry of stealth aircraft—all subsequent aircraft abandoned large, flat underbody surfaces.

Technological foundation


Secret projects advanced aviation technology for decades. Their legacy is visible in every modern combat aircraft.

Stealth technologies. Airframe shapes that scatter radio waves, radar-absorbing materials, and flat engine nozzles with a reduced infrared signature—all of these have been perfected on the F-117 and B-2. Modern fifth-generation fighters, the F-22 Raptor and F-35 Lightning II, employ the same principles, but at a qualitatively new level, enabled by computer modeling and new materials.

Materials science. SR-71 titanium alloys, capable of withstanding temperatures of up to 300 degrees Celsius, ushered in the era of heat-resistant structures. B-2 composite materials—carbon fiber reinforced plastics and fiberglass with radar-absorbing properties—have become the standard in civil aviation. The Boeing 787 Dreamliner is 50 percent composite—a technology honed in military programs.

Aerodynamics. The B-2 flying wing revived interest in this design after the failure of the YB-49. Today, the same design is used to build promising unmanned aerial vehicles, including the RQ-170 Sentinel attack drone.

Control systems. The fly-by-wire system that saved Have Blue from an uncontrollable spin became the basis for all modern aircraft with aerodynamic instability—and most new-generation combat aircraft are like that.

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  1. KCA
    -4
    April 14 2026 04: 32
    All this stealth is just a hoax, protection from VHF to microwave radars. How many short-wave radars are left that can detect this stealth from a thousand kilometers away? And knowing what's flying makes it entirely possible to accurately position it.
    1. +2
      April 14 2026 07: 30
      Now the Americans have the B-21 Raider, the next generation of stealth bombers... we're waiting for the author to write a thread about it. Article +
    2. +6
      April 14 2026 07: 46
      And how much? The point isn't that the aircraft becomes "invisible," but that the radar detects some kind of interference on the radar, whether it's a bird or simply a system error. Consequently, either the operator or the system will discard the aircraft and ignore it. Even if the operator knows what it is, they won't be able to lock on to the target. And given the presence of electronic warfare systems, other aircraft, and targets, the chances are higher that they simply won't notice.
      As far as I remember, the author slightly distorted the reason for the F-117's discovery by the Serbs. The issue wasn't the angle of the radiation or the smooth underside, but rather the Americans' belief in impunity, flying without deploying electronic warfare, etc. The Serbs had long seen the aircraft but were unable to reconnoiter and acquire the target until one day, when the pilots opened the weapons bay doors very early...
      1. +3
        April 14 2026 12: 27
        Quote: parma
        The point is not that the plane becomes "invisible", but that...
        ..the enemy's reaction time is reduced.
        Quote: parma
        The author slightly distorted the reason for the F-117's discovery by the Serbs... and that it was because the Americans believed they could get away with it...
        … the idea of ​​stealth in the ability to operate without cover - electronic warfare in itself attracts attention.
        According to the Americans themselves, specifically the CSAR controllers, the planning violated all the rules—they had been flying the same route for almost a week. The Serbs kept their cool and got the system on track. Incidentally, the Americans themselves were convinced the C-125 had been upgraded with French optics.
        1. -4
          April 14 2026 13: 31
          Quote: Pete Mitchell
          ..the enemy's reaction time is reduced.


          What if the enemy doesn't have access to modern digital technology? Oh, the radar cross-section is small, the signal is weak? So what? Any signal can be digitized in real time, after which you can do whatever you want with it: amplify it a million times, remove interference, etc. The main thing is to have the appropriate hardware and software capabilities. But against the underdeveloped Papuans, all this stealth is still effective.
          1. +4
            April 14 2026 13: 40
            The only question is when you'll receive the initial signal: from two hundred kilometers away or twenty? And only then...
            Quote: Illanatol
            ..the signal can be digitized in real time, after which you can do whatever you want with it..
            1. 0
              April 15 2026 08: 57
              Even if it's 300 km away, the signal will still be there. Invisibility in the radio range is as abstract as an "ideal gas." It simply doesn't exist; there's simply low visibility. But, as stated, if the signal can be amplified a millionfold, then...

              Are you aware of the rapid advancements in night vision devices operating in the visible range? But visible light is also electromagnetic waves, just at a different frequency.
              1. +2
                April 15 2026 10: 43
                And yes, I studied physics, and I liked the service. wink Stealth technology is exactly that reducing visibility in various ranges, including optical. And all ranges have their limitations. Plus, the proper use of tactics and... well, that's the headache.
                Everything is solvable, and the signal can be detected and processed from 300 km away... Are such systems widespread? Again, detection is one thing, processing this signal is another: is the hardware and software available in sufficient quantity and quality? Continuing this conversation, we'll eventually run into the question of questions: communication.
                Implementing stealth technology is a multi-layered task, as is countermeasures. Whoever pulls together all the pieces gets the boot.
        2. +2
          April 15 2026 10: 58
          Quote: Pete Mitchell
          ..the enemy's reaction time is reduced.

          And the number of anti-aircraft missiles that need to be deployed to cover the target from stealth aircraft increases.
          In fact, the goal of the "invisible" program was not to create an aircraft completely invisible in the radio range, but to force the enemy to either fork out money to purchase three to four times more anti-aircraft missiles to restore reliable coverage of targets, or live with leaky air defenses.
          Quote: Pete Mitchell
          According to the Americans themselves, specifically the CSAR dispatchers, the planning violated all the rules—they had been flying the same route for almost a week. The Serbs kept their cool and got the system on track.

          Judging by the range and duration of the target acquisition, the Serbs deployed the anti-aircraft missile system practically in the corridor itself.
          And yes, the stealth technology worked as expected in this case: the S-125 was only able to track the target from 14 km away, and in manual mode. Against a normal target, it should have been able to do so from 25-30 km away in automatic mode.
          1. 0
            April 15 2026 12: 54
            Quote: Alexey RA
            and force the enemy to either fork out for the purchase
            The sons of Israel have already proven this: major tactical breakthroughs are achieved under pressure from accountants.
            Quote: Alexey RA
            The Serbs deployed an anti-aircraft missile system practically right in the corridor. And yes, the stealth technology worked as expected in this case...
            If the planning hadn't gone wrong, the exhibit wouldn't have been in the museum. But the planning made a mistake and played into the Serbs' hands—good for them for not losing their cool.
    3. 0
      April 16 2026 18: 09
      Then why weren't they detected in Iran?
  2. +5
    April 14 2026 04: 39
    You'd think that in the USSR someone reported on military spending to the Supreme Soviet. laughing
    And the deputies, just like that, allocated funds for this or that laughing laughing laughing
  3. -2
    April 14 2026 05: 36
    In fact, our guys leaked this whole stealth issue to the Americans at some radar congress. Our scientist—I forgot his name—developed a mathematical model for reflecting radio waves off the angular surfaces of a ballistic warhead to reduce its signature. However, after testing, they concluded that missile defense radars could still detect it, and its complex geometry required heat-resistant materials. And for the same reason, the radar field is not only continuous but also has individual signal-receiving stations spaced apart from the emitter. hi
    1. +8
      April 14 2026 08: 00
      As far as I know, our scientist Ufimtsev, mentioned in the article, published his work back in the late 50s. It had no military or practical value, being purely theoretical "tediousness" for 99% of people on the topic of electromagnetic waves. As usual, it was published (in a paltry print run of a couple thousand copies) and then shelved because there wasn't enough computing power to perform the calculations, and then simply forgotten. Stealth wasn't even a thought. I read a story about one of the American scientists involved in the stealth project reading the article practically in the toilet as part of a "self-improvement" exercise, and to avoid boredom, he suddenly realized he'd found the Holy Grail. By then, 15 years had passed since its publication, so the Americans had the necessary computing power. In the 1990s, the Americans even awarded Ufimtsev a medal, and he moved to the United States to live and work. In his homeland, he did not receive recognition before the American regalia; he was a research fellow at a research institute and taught physics to animal scientists.
  4. 0
    April 14 2026 05: 56
    Stealth technologies can be countered by optical surveillance equipment
    By combining data from multiple cameras, it is possible to isolate the desired object in the sky from this data.
    1. +5
      April 14 2026 12: 17
      Quote from iommy
      Stealth technologies can be countered by optical surveillance equipment...
      Optics have range limitations. Bi-radar technology, with its emitter and receiver separated, is still in use, which isn't the easiest thing to achieve. If the wavelength is commensurate with the target's size, then... The conservative British and Russian governments retained meter-wave systems. When the British detected a B-2 crossing the ocean for the first time, more than 500 kilometers away, it triggered congressional hearings.
      1. 0
        April 18 2026 16: 03
        Quote: Pete Mitchell
        Quote from iommy
        Stealth technologies can be countered by optical surveillance equipment...
        Optics have range limitations. Bi-radar technology, with its emitter and receiver separated, is still in use, which isn't the easiest thing to achieve. If the wavelength is commensurate with the target's size, then... The conservative British and Russian governments retained meter-wave systems. When the British detected a B-2 crossing the ocean for the first time, more than 500 kilometers away, it triggered congressional hearings.

        There are over-the-horizon radars that can perfectly detect ANY stealth aircraft from hundreds of kilometers away, just like regular aircraft. No one is holding hearings about this—and why would they?! The Americans have several of these, Russia has some, China has some, and the UK probably has a couple, too, and so on.
    2. +1
      April 14 2026 20: 47
      Well, optics also have such a “small” enemy as cloudiness, which can reduce all these detection capabilities even more.
  5. IVZ
    + 11
    April 14 2026 06: 19
    Twenty kilometers—that’s the altitude the giant “flying wing” aerodynamic design could provide.
    The U-2 is designed according to the so-called "normal" aerodynamic configuration with a high-aspect-ratio wing. The B-2 is a "flying wing."
    1. +3
      April 14 2026 12: 41
      Quote: IVZ
      giant flying wing aerodynamic design
      The U-2 is designed according to the so-called "normal" aerodynamic configuration with a high aspect ratio wing.
      I'm generally curious where the author found the source materials.
      The U-2 Dragon Lady was the first of the "black" aircraft the world knew about.
      The U-2R is definitely not the first appearance of the spy plane. A predecessor, the U-2A, was shot down near Sverdlovsk—at the time, the existence of spy planes was not even acknowledged.
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  7. +5
    April 14 2026 07: 33
    A country with a strong economy can afford any project, even the most fantastical. The rest of the poor will only be surprised that fools are wasting money, and it's precisely these kinds of ideas that advance science!
  8. +3
    April 14 2026 08: 23
    The U-2 is still in service. The B-21 has arrived and is being modernized.
  9. +3
    April 14 2026 14: 01
    Twenty kilometers - this is the height that the giant could provide flying wing aerodynamic design
    Before writing, at least study the basics
    A "flying wing" is a type of aerodynamic design of a tailless aircraft glider with a reduced fuselage, the role of which is played by the wing, carrying all units, the crew, and the payload.
    Look into the primary sources (and there are quite a few of them) to find out something
    The Lockheed U-2C is a conventional aerodynamic design, a single-engine mid-wing jet aircraft with a thin, straight, high-aspect-ratio wing and retractable landing gear. The fuselage is a semi-monocoque, circular cross-section, with a fuselage aspect ratio of 9. The wing is cantilevered, trapezoidal in planform, with an aspect ratio of 10,7.
    well, or something like that would have been possible
    A high-aspect-ratio wing (like a glider's) allowed for increased range by switching the engine to idle throttle and gliding over long distances. The wingspan varied depending on the model and reached approximately 30 meters.

    I didn't read this opus any further.
  10. +2
    April 14 2026 16: 36
    How was this possible? The mechanism was prosaic. The F-117 had a virtually flat underbody. If one radar station illuminated the aircraft from below, and another received the reflected signal—according to the principle of "angle of incidence equals angle of reflection"—the aircraft would "show up" on the screens as if it were invisible. The Yugoslav calculations used precisely this principle. Furthermore, the flight followed a fixed route—mission planners hadn't accounted for the need to change course.

    Horses mixed in a bunch, people ... ©
    Yugoslav calculations simply placed the SAM system near the F-117's most frequently used flight path - at a distance sufficient to acquire and track a target with a low radar cross-section.
    The commander of the anti-aircraft division, Zoltan Dani, later said:
    "We knew he'd be there. We were just waiting for him to show up."

    The main problem of air defense when working against low-visibility vehicles is not detection, but firing.
    The Lame Goblin's meter-range radars can detect it—the coating protecting it from its radiation is too thick and heavy. However, firing missiles without an ARL seeker based on the radar's data is impossible—the accuracy is insufficient to guide the SAMs to the target's engagement range.
    But in the firing range of radars—decimeter and shorter wavelengths—a stealthy aircraft is visible at ranges significantly lower than normal. Therefore, it's necessary to either guess the Goblin's flight path to deploy SAMs, or greatly increase the number of SAMs to reliably cover the target.
    In general, this whole idea of ​​low visibility was initially part of a strategy of economic strangulation - let the enemy strain himself producing air defense systems.
    A pitfall for stealth aircraft was interaction with conventional aircraft, which also only detect them at close range. Therefore, to prevent flight incidents during operations, the Goblins were assigned their own flight corridors for approaching and retreating to their targets. One of these was compromised by the Yugoslav Air Defense Forces, after which an S-125 was deployed. The S-125 was only able to track the target at a range three times shorter than the standard range—if I remember correctly, about 10-11 km.
    The main reason for the Goblin's defeat in Yugoslavia was the complacency and routine nature of the US Air Force. Aircraft regularly flew along the same corridors, without changing them. In short, the Yankees essentially brought their own prey to the hunter.
  11. +2
    April 14 2026 17: 16
    Oh, and I flew the F-19 simulator! I even rose to the rank of brigadier general. Ah, youth, youth!
    1. 0
      April 15 2026 08: 51
      The F-15 simulator was more enjoyable, the F-117 was more technologically advanced, though it was a couple of years younger.
    2. 0
      April 15 2026 11: 09
      Quote: andrewkor
      Oh, and I flew the F-19 simulator! I even rose to the rank of brigadier general. Ah, youth, youth!

      smile
      Friends! We have gathered here for a special occasion, both solemn and pleasant. Today marks the twentieth anniversary of Kuzma Ulyanovich Staropikov's tenure at Gosplan. And this very morning, Kuzma Ulyanovich shot down his thousandth MiG over Libya!
      The pilots applauded and turned to the hero of the occasion, seated in the center of the table. He was a short, plump, balding man wearing thick glasses, the frame of which was tied with black thread. He was completely unremarkable—in fact, he was the most inconspicuous person at the table. Only upon closer inspection did Sasha notice several rows of medal bars on his chest—though they were unfamiliar ones.
      "I dare say that Kuzma Ulyanovich is the best pilot in Gosplan! And the Purple Heart he recently received from Congress will be his fifth."
      There was another round of applause; Kuzma Ulyanovich was slapped on the shoulders and back several times; he blushed deeply, waved his hand, took off his glasses and spent a long time wiping them with a handkerchief.
      (…)
      Another pilot stood up - this one also had medal bars on his chest, but not in as many as Kuzma Ulyanovich's.
      "Our party organizer was just saying that Kuzma Ulyanovich shot down his thousandth MiG today. But besides that, he destroyed, for example, 4,500 radars near Tripoli, and if we count all the missile boats and add in the airfields, the figure comes out to this..."
      © Pelevin. Prince of the State Planning Commission.
  12. 0
    April 15 2026 09: 04
    Quote: parma
    animal keepers.

    How elegantly you called the correspondence students animals.
  13. +1
    April 16 2026 16: 15
    The plane turned out ugly.

    I really like the look of the F-117, there's something about it
  14. 0
    April 16 2026 18: 25
    Quote: parma
    And how much? The point isn't that the plane becomes "invisible," but that the radar detects some kind of interference on the radar, either a bird or simply a system error.

    - No, a stealth aircraft does not show ANYTHING on the radar screen until it is detected by the radar.
  15. 0
    Yesterday, 21: 16
    Black бюджет...не несет ни какой полезной информации..