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Candidate Darth Vader appeared before the Ukrainian electorate

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Who can stick a fantastic light (plasma) sword into wet earth? The answer to this question is given by modern Ukrainian reality, which has long surpassed any, even the most daring, fiction. A few days ago, Darth Vader, one of the candidates for the elections to the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine, offered his electoral video to voters. He positions himself as the leader of the “Internet Party of Ukraine”.

Candidate Vader, sticking his fantastic sword into the Ukrainian land, took off his helmet, and, standing with his back to the voters, said: "I am Ukrainian, this is my land." Ukrainianness in the candidate gave a specific hairstyle and his unique ability to cope with non-existent weapons...



Candidate Darth Vader did not tell about his election program. The election program, apparently, is secondary for today's Ukraine.

Feel free to ask, and Vader's horse under what number is on the electoral list?
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  1. RESEARCHER
    RESEARCHER 8 October 2014 12: 40
    +7
    Gulchatay! Show your face.
    But seriously, "the candidate Darth Vader did not tell about his election program." Why does the crowd need a pre-election program? ... She needs popularity.
    Until Ukraine has a developed society, there will be similar clowns.
    1. Paradoxov
      Paradoxov 8 October 2014 12: 45
      +24
      The caricature of the country - the clown for the presidency, is very symbolic! hi laughing

      PS: And it’s also convenient for rotation. Anyone can be hidden under Vader’s costume. Interestingly, a braid will fit into a helmet? winked
      1. Oleg Sobol
        Oleg Sobol 8 October 2014 12: 46
        +7
        Feel free to ask, and Vader's horse under what number is on the electoral list?
        And the horse goes on the general party list of the "Internet Party of Ukraine", the second in the list, after Darth laughing
        1. Gxash
          Gxash 8 October 2014 12: 46
          +6
          Have Lucas been paid to use intellectual property? bully
          1. Ataman
            Ataman 8 October 2014 13: 10
            +2
            Lucas sponsors (hidden advertising).
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        2. Andrei from Chelyabinsk
          Andrei from Chelyabinsk 8 October 2014 15: 22
          +1
          Quote: Oleg Sobol
          Feel free to ask, and Vader's horse under what number is on the electoral list?

          Immediately in front of Yulia Tymoshenko
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      3. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 8 October 2014 12: 47
        +5
        Quote: Paradoxov
        Cartoon country - clown for presidency

        He will participate in debates with Yarosh wassatJust crazy and mentally ill natsik laughing
        1. nizrum
          nizrum 8 October 2014 12: 49
          +3
          Yes ... with lightsabers ...
          1. a52333
            a52333 8 October 2014 13: 26
            +2
            Quote: nizrum
            Yes ... with lightsabers ...

            Give to his company Lyashko with a laser dildo !!!!
        2. RUSS
          RUSS 8 October 2014 13: 18
          +1
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          He will participate in the debate with Yarosh. Just Psycho and a mentally ill natsik


          If this is true, I will definitely find it on the internet !!!!
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        4. sv68
          sv68 8 October 2014 15: 33
          0
          Alexander Romanov, and which of these two is not crazy, Natsik? There the garbage rides on the garbage and drives the scum
      4. enot73
        enot73 8 October 2014 12: 51
        +7
        I wonder what sites this "Internet party of Ukraine" represents, really such as "censor"? By the way, there is not the same version of the origin of Daot Vader as in the video. laughing в
      5. nfoma80
        nfoma80 8 October 2014 12: 52
        +8
        I haven’t seen anything funnier for a long time! This is a scribe comrades, this is a megavyser.
      6. Kaskadermike
        Kaskadermike 8 October 2014 13: 20
        +1
        because the braid is not natural, then the head of the owner of the braid will fit))
      7. iConst
        iConst 8 October 2014 14: 33
        +2
        Quote: Paradoxov
        The caricature of the country - the clown for the presidency, is very symbolic!

        Yes, the campaign - the most sensible person - treats everything calmly and with humor.
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      9. Viktor Kudinov
        Viktor Kudinov 8 October 2014 18: 20
        0
        Not every braid will fit into the helmet of Darth Vader. The one that I mow can enter, but all will not fit.
      10. Viktor Kudinov
        Viktor Kudinov 8 October 2014 18: 20
        0
        Not every braid will fit into the helmet of Darth Vader. The one that I mow can enter, but all will not fit.
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    3. nfoma80
      nfoma80 8 October 2014 12: 47
      +2
      Darth, where is the death star? Ours cannot be defeated without her! :)))
    4. Juborg
      Juborg 8 October 2014 12: 55
      +2
      Another glitch of the former Ukraine.
    5. GRAMARI111
      GRAMARI111 8 October 2014 12: 56
      +4
      wassat wassat wassat

      Ukraine: "I've lost my mind!"
    6. Giant thought
      Giant thought 8 October 2014 13: 10
      +1
      Circus, and only.
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    8. sled beach
      sled beach 8 October 2014 13: 43
      +2
      You yourself are clowns, a human being obserat out of the blue, don’t feed in your mouth but obos.rat this holy, dirt.
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      2. cumastra1
        cumastra1 8 October 2014 15: 52
        0
        Incidentally, there was a high statesman who made his horse a senator. Caligula. Svidomites take an example from it - how to destroy a great power. (for example, about Ukraine, I bent a little, but such as that). We’ll wait a bit, we’ll see a more delightful brothel.
    9. Darek
      Darek 8 October 2014 15: 34
      +2
      Quote: RESEARCHER
      Gulchatay! Show your face.

      THIS IS NOT NECESSARY!
      One has already opened. Semenchenko's name. You can’t survive the second such shock!
      1. Altona
        Altona 8 October 2014 19: 16
        +1
        Quote: Darek
        Quote: RESEARCHER
        Gulchatay! Show your face.

        THIS IS NOT NECESSARY!
        One has already opened. Semenchenko's name. You can’t survive the second such shock!

        -----------------------
        I fully support the removal of balaclavas, space helmets, the weaving of braids, the removal of toxin acne - these are such blows to our impressionable souls ... I had nightmare dreams for two weeks when I found out that Semen Semenchenko is a petty crook, a dwarf with an undeveloped body, Kostya Grishin ... If I still manage to see the face of the prince of dark forces, then I’m already afraid of the complete destruction of my nervous system ...)))
    10. APASUS
      APASUS 8 October 2014 21: 44
      0
      Quote: RESEARCHER
      Gulchatay! Show your face.

      So what kind of Darth Vader are you?
      Not for nothing George Lucas hid your face!
  2. silberwolf88
    silberwolf88 8 October 2014 12: 41
    +12
    The show continues ... well, at least there is a candidate who is not stained with Nazism and the blood of his own people ... the destruction of peoples outside the Earth is not legally described as a crime ...
    1. nizrum
      nizrum 8 October 2014 12: 47
      +10
      Strange as it may sound, he is the most adequate of Ukrainian politicians. yes
  3. vorobey
    vorobey 8 October 2014 12: 46
    +18
    I like to saw him ... I would vote for him ... but alas ... I’m lucky ... I’m grin ..
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 8 October 2014 12: 49
      +7
      Quote: vorobey
      I like to saw him ... I would vote for him

      Shaw then tells me, sho he will win laughing
      1. vorobey
        vorobey 8 October 2014 12: 55
        +1
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Quote: vorobey
        I like to saw him ... I would vote for him

        Shaw then tells me, sho he will win laughing


        and how do you like ... people are tired of fucking ... in politics. laughing
        1. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov 8 October 2014 16: 43
          +1
          Quote: vorobey
          people are tired of fucking ... in politics.

          And so they will choose another laughing
      2. RUSS
        RUSS 8 October 2014 13: 20
        +2
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Quote: vorobey
        I like to saw him ... I would vote for him

        Shaw then tells me, sho he will win laughing


        If I had citizenship "Square" would definitely vote for Dart. good
    2. Wiruz
      Wiruz 8 October 2014 12: 53
      +3
      I like to saw him ... I would vote for him ... but alas ... I’m lucky ... I’m grin ..

      Yes, here we have half a site of such laughing Everyone would vote laughing
    3. IAlex
      IAlex 8 October 2014 13: 01
      +2
      Just then you are lucky that you are grinning ...
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    5. vch62388
      vch62388 8 October 2014 17: 50
      +3
      vch62388 RU April 2, 2014 22:54 | The apotheosis of nonsense. To the presidential election in Ukraine

      In my opinion, if Darth Vader was not there, then our special services should have come up with it. Already his participation turns this madhouse into an outright clowning, obvious to everyone. In addition, he will select votes from other candidates, I personally would vote only for him from this entire company.

      I wrote this on April 2, before the blood in the Donbass. Since then, there have been more and more clowns in Ukraine (either a nuclear strike at the airport, then fallen special forces divisions, or interviews with dead ATO soldiers). However, I still wish Vader victory in order to turn on the TV one day to see his official meeting somewhere in Brussels with V.O. Nuland ...
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  5. doctor
    doctor 8 October 2014 12: 48
    +5
    Colorful candidate. Good luck in the election. laughing
    1. Mama_Cholli
      Mama_Cholli 8 October 2014 13: 02
      +3
      Quote: Doctor
      Colorful candidate. Good luck in the election. laughing

      That will be a joke, if it turns out to be V. Zhirinovsky.
      1. tkhonov66
        tkhonov66 8 October 2014 16: 14
        +1
        The joke will be - IN THIS, that it can "be" SOMEONE GOOD !!!
        And even Obama himself, or Susan Rice.
        .
        because they choose something "svidomye" NOT A HUMAN, and NOT a PROGRAM - but a COSTUME ...
        8 - ((
        .
        - ukro-democracy in action.
  6. MIV999
    MIV999 8 October 2014 12: 48
    +6
    Something in the "independent" is healthy, even if Darth Vader CAM is a worldwide devil belay cosmic horror of the universe am ...
    But against the background of the rest of ukro-candidates am am am even old Dart looks obviously pale request not aggressive enough repeat
  7. Wiruz
    Wiruz 8 October 2014 12: 50
    +3
    So he was killed in the last episode laughing Outskirts that Star Wars did not fully watch? Or was there just no Ukrainian voice acting? laughing
    1. kristofer
      kristofer 8 October 2014 12: 57
      +4
      he was killed by sending to Ukraine
    2. Assistant
      Assistant 8 October 2014 19: 28
      +1
      So he was killed in the last episode of laughing. Okraintsy didn’t watch Star Wars to the end? Or was there just no Ukrainian voice acting? laughing


      He was not killed, mortally wounded - yes, but he connected with the force and transferred to the energy form of life.
      Looks like I decided to materialize in / in Ukraine.
      By the way, he still hasn’t trampled on civilians by the Khoduns, he didn’t send Thai fighters to intercept passenger planes, he didn’t fire at cities from the Death Star ...
  8. Federal
    Federal 8 October 2014 12: 51
    +10
    There, Shrek and Snow White will be elected soon, not frightened, etc., etc.
    1. maximus
      maximus 8 October 2014 14: 17
      +1
      Quote: Federal
      There, Shrek and Snow White will be elected soon, not frightened, etc., etc.

      already) laughing
  9. RUSS
    RUSS 8 October 2014 12: 51
    +2
    Now they began to say that the Americans say that they are preparing a dictator in Ukraine, and that the old woman Nuland flew to Kiev to watch, so maybe he is a ready-made dictator, Darth Vader? wassat
  10. Wiruz
    Wiruz 8 October 2014 12: 51
    +2
    To whom did he offer the post of "mayor of the planet Tatooine" there? Could it be Kernes?
  11. Dibur
    Dibur 8 October 2014 12: 51
    +2
    And his election program is simple: in a distant, distant galaxy, we will find the enemy (preferably Russian-speaking) and defeat with all available plastic laser swords. Well, the main thing is that no one resisted and pumped the gas for the winter.
  12. Loner_53
    Loner_53 8 October 2014 12: 51
    +2
    YE PR ST, WHERE ARE THESE SUCH AGROUSES FIND? wassat
    1. Afinogen
      Afinogen 8 October 2014 12: 56
      +2
      Quote: Loner_53
      YE PR ST, WHERE ARE THESE SUCH AGROUSES FIND?



      Such an environmental situation now laughing How many tires they burned, so I breathed laughing
  13. fridge
    fridge 8 October 2014 12: 51
    +3
    Darth Vader wins the election and Star Wars is provided. laughing
  14. 12571752dima
    12571752dima 8 October 2014 12: 54
    +2
    It would be funny if it were not so sad. Let's hope that in the end Ukraine will switch to the Bright Side ...
  15. Thunderbolt
    Thunderbolt 8 October 2014 12: 54
    +3
    It’s just interesting, to which galaxy will he join Ukraine if he is chosen?
    1. Assistant
      Assistant 8 October 2014 19: 29
      0
      It’s just interesting, to which galaxy will he join Ukraine if he is chosen?


      He seems to have promised the opposite, to connect our galaxy to Ukraine.
    2. SerAll
      SerAll 8 October 2014 21: 39
      +1
      What are YOU! just like a little, "Evil Empire" we have one! The whole stupid world thinks that this is Russia! And I am proud of my country! "For whom the truth is stronger!" -)))))
  16. Turkir
    Turkir 8 October 2014 12: 57
    +2
    Many write that this booth is ridiculous.
    I'm not funny.
    The All-Ukrainian booth is not only wretched and miserable, but also bloody.
  17. DMB-75
    DMB-75 8 October 2014 12: 58
    0
    ... yes, apparently with time, with such candidates, the atom will move to the universe, with psychiatry in an independent full jo .. pa laughing
  18. Mama_Cholli
    Mama_Cholli 8 October 2014 13: 00
    +2
    To turn to voters before the election - it becomes fashionable ... Previously, usually everything was exactly the opposite ...
  19. dimdimich71
    dimdimich71 8 October 2014 13: 00
    0
    One mask dropped-imbitsil, and this one drops-d-beat?
  20. IAlex
    IAlex 8 October 2014 13: 03
    +1
    If he wins, laughter will be for the whole world ...
  21. Mama_Cholli
    Mama_Cholli 8 October 2014 13: 07
    +2
    Nobody eclipses Klitschko anyway ...
  22. Lukerya Weaver
    Lukerya Weaver 8 October 2014 13: 08
    0
    The funny thing is that this clown may well pass into the Rada. Who remembers, after all, Zhirinovsky almost won the presidential race in 91. Third place he had
  23. Ryndabul
    Ryndabul 8 October 2014 13: 09
    0
    Fruits land is freaks ...
  24. Noki51177
    Noki51177 8 October 2014 13: 25
    0
    http://trustorg.com/site/vader.com.ua
  25. botsman80
    botsman80 8 October 2014 13: 26
    +1
    Say NO to drugs !!!
  26. Oznob
    Oznob 8 October 2014 13: 27
    0
    Suitable rzhaka)))
  27. PiP
    PiP 8 October 2014 13: 47
    0
    RULEZZZZZ! EPIC!
  28. kostyan77708
    kostyan77708 8 October 2014 13: 50
    +3
    the picture entirely demonstrates what is happening in the dill, especially in the parliament)))))
  29. padded jacket
    padded jacket 8 October 2014 14: 01
    +2
    Yes, funny, enough clowns gathered there.
    Darth Vader goes to the non-galactic Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine elections:
  30. sled beach
    sled beach 8 October 2014 14: 02
    +3
    Not everyone here understands that this person expresses extreme contempt for everything that happens with his behavior. Well, it’s not for nothing that our people are famous for their exceptionalism, not only Russia is rich in roads but also Russian people. In theory, those who are all right should vote for it! apparently ukrointsy absolutely satisfied with the rise of fascism and even hope for a great future.
  31. lilian
    lilian 8 October 2014 14: 19
    +2
    But this is the best of Ukrainian candidates.
  32. s30461
    s30461 8 October 2014 15: 08
    +1
    And I thought: where does Dart get such anger and stubborn desire for destruction? And why did he betray his teacher?
    So everything fell into place - Dart grandson of Bender! It explains everything!!! Genes can’t be changed: if th ... but it was born that way, only deep processing with splitting into separate molecules will fix it. Blaster or just a grenade - not so important.
  33. Bormental
    Bormental 8 October 2014 15: 19
    0
    Rokossovsky horse
  34. Andrei from Chelyabinsk
    Andrei from Chelyabinsk 8 October 2014 15: 25
    +5
    Lyuyuyudi !!!
    Why are you attacking a man? :))) Well, Dart. Well, Vader. So, after all, even before all the Ukrainian mess, he did useful things. How did it start? Suddenly, the point-shops where they were selling spice or some other rubbish began to be attacked by imperial stormtroopers, who smashed everything to the devil :))) And the fight against drug dealers and on their own initiative is 100500 times more than the same parashenko did.
  35. VPavel
    VPavel 8 October 2014 16: 01
    +1
    Quote: Sanya Beach
    Sanya Beach (1) SU Today, 14: 02 New

    Not everyone here understands that this person expresses extreme contempt for everything that happens with his behavior. Well, it’s not for nothing that our people are famous for their exceptionalism, not only Russia is rich in roads but also Russian people. In theory, those who are all right should vote for it! apparently ukrointsy absolutely satisfied with the rise of fascism and even hope for a great future.


    It is true that Odessa residents have always been famous for their sense of humor and optimism. So he added a little laugh. Only now it looks in Odessa as a laugh with tears.
  36. Viktor Kudinov
    Viktor Kudinov 8 October 2014 18: 28
    0
    Shame! Canned like a pike in a tomato! And what does he hide under the iron !? I'd like to check - is it a boy or a girl ...
  37. Aydar
    Aydar 8 October 2014 18: 32
    +2
    Cool movie about Darth Vader, ATP neighing. May the dark side of Darth be with you. I invite you to my Tatooine.
  38. Svetovod
    Svetovod 8 October 2014 20: 08
    +2
    Well thought up (s). "Tse is my land" - it is a joke about the planet.
    Among other things, the assortment of oddly excrement is an obvious candidate No. 1.
  39. Watchman
    Watchman 8 October 2014 20: 45
    +1
    This is my candidate! Joke, the separatists do not vote.
  40. romandostalo
    romandostalo 10 October 2014 22: 22
    0
    Horse eater
    Horse eater
    I don't know whether you exist or not
    I'd like to believe that yes
    Horse eater - forever
    "Bricks"