Candidate Darth Vader appeared before the Ukrainian electorate

Who can stick a fantastic light (plasma) sword into wet earth? The answer to this question is given by modern Ukrainian reality, which has long surpassed any, even the most daring, fiction. A few days ago, Darth Vader, one of the candidates for the elections to the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine, offered his electoral video to voters. He positions himself as the leader of the “Internet Party of Ukraine”.

Candidate Vader, sticking his fantastic sword into the Ukrainian land, took off his helmet, and, standing with his back to the voters, said: "I am Ukrainian, this is my land." Ukrainianness in the candidate gave a specific hairstyle and his unique ability to cope with non-existent weapons...



Candidate Darth Vader did not tell about his election program. The election program, apparently, is secondary for today's Ukraine.

Feel free to ask, and Vader's horse under what number is on the electoral list?

Comments

[RESEARCHER]

Gulchatay! Show your face.
But seriously, "the candidate Darth Vader did not tell about his election program." Why does the crowd need a pre-election program? ... She needs popularity.
Until Ukraine has a developed society, there will be similar clowns.

[Paradoxov]

The caricature of the country - the clown for the presidency, is very symbolic!

PS: And it’s also convenient for rotation. Anyone can be hidden under Vader’s costume. Interestingly, a braid will fit into a helmet?

[Oleg Sobol]

Feel free to ask, and Vader's horse under what number is on the electoral list?
And the horse goes on the general party list of the "Internet Party of Ukraine", the second in the list, after Darth

[Gxash]

Have Lucas been paid to use intellectual property?

[Ataman]

Lucas sponsors (hidden advertising).

[Andrei from Chelyabinsk]

Quote: Oleg Sobol

Feel free to ask, and Vader's horse under what number is on the electoral list?

Immediately in front of Yulia Tymoshenko

[Alexander Romanov]

Quote: Paradoxov

Cartoon country - clown for presidency

He will participate in debates with Yarosh Just crazy and mentally ill natsik

[nizrum]

Yes ... with lightsabers ...

[a52333]

Quote: nizrum

Yes ... with lightsabers ...

Give to his company Lyashko with a laser dildo !!!!

[RUSS]

Quote: Alexander Romanov

He will participate in the debate with Yarosh. Just Psycho and a mentally ill natsik

If this is true, I will definitely find it on the internet !!!!

[sv68]

Alexander Romanov, and which of these two is not crazy, Natsik? There the garbage rides on the garbage and drives the scum

[enot73]

I wonder what sites this "Internet party of Ukraine" represents, really such as "censor"? By the way, there is not the same version of the origin of Daot Vader as in the video. в

[nfoma80]

I haven’t seen anything funnier for a long time! This is a scribe comrades, this is a megavyser.

[Kaskadermike]

because the braid is not natural, then the head of the owner of the braid will fit))

[iConst]

Quote: Paradoxov

The caricature of the country - the clown for the presidency, is very symbolic!

Yes, the campaign - the most sensible person - treats everything calmly and with humor.

[Viktor Kudinov]

Not every braid will fit into the helmet of Darth Vader. The one that I mow can enter, but all will not fit.

[Viktor Kudinov]

Not every braid will fit into the helmet of Darth Vader. The one that I mow can enter, but all will not fit.

[nfoma80]

Darth, where is the death star? Ours cannot be defeated without her! :)))

[Juborg]

Another glitch of the former Ukraine.

[GRAMARI111]

Ukraine: "I've lost my mind!"

[Giant thought]

Circus, and only.

[sled beach]

You yourself are clowns, a human being obserat out of the blue, don’t feed in your mouth but obos.rat this holy, dirt.

[cumastra1]

Incidentally, there was a high statesman who made his horse a senator. Caligula. Svidomites take an example from it - how to destroy a great power. (for example, about Ukraine, I bent a little, but such as that). We’ll wait a bit, we’ll see a more delightful brothel.

[Darek]

Quote: RESEARCHER

Gulchatay! Show your face.

THIS IS NOT NECESSARY!
One has already opened. Semenchenko's name. You can’t survive the second such shock!

[Altona]

Quote: Darek

Quote: RESEARCHER

Gulchatay! Show your face.

THIS IS NOT NECESSARY!
One has already opened. Semenchenko's name. You can’t survive the second such shock!

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I fully support the removal of balaclavas, space helmets, the weaving of braids, the removal of toxin acne - these are such blows to our impressionable souls ... I had nightmare dreams for two weeks when I found out that Semen Semenchenko is a petty crook, a dwarf with an undeveloped body, Kostya Grishin ... If I still manage to see the face of the prince of dark forces, then I’m already afraid of the complete destruction of my nervous system ...)))

[APASUS]

Quote: RESEARCHER

Gulchatay! Show your face.

So what kind of Darth Vader are you?
Not for nothing George Lucas hid your face!

[silverwolf88]

The show continues ... well, at least there is a candidate who is not stained with Nazism and the blood of his own people ... the destruction of peoples outside the Earth is not legally described as a crime ...

[nizrum]

Strange as it may sound, he is the most adequate of Ukrainian politicians.

[vorobey]

I like to saw him ... I would vote for him ... but alas ... I’m lucky ... I’m grin ..

[Alexander Romanov]

Quote: vorobey

I like to saw him ... I would vote for him

Shaw then tells me, sho he will win

[vorobey]

Quote: Alexander Romanov

Quote: vorobey

I like to saw him ... I would vote for him

Shaw then tells me, sho he will win

and how do you like ... people are tired of fucking ... in politics.

[Alexander Romanov]

Quote: vorobey

people are tired of fucking ... in politics.

And so they will choose another

[RUSS]

Quote: Alexander Romanov

Quote: vorobey

I like to saw him ... I would vote for him

Shaw then tells me, sho he will win

If I had citizenship "Square" would definitely vote for Dart.

[Wiruz]

I like to saw him ... I would vote for him ... but alas ... I’m lucky ... I’m grin ..

Yes, here we have half a site of such Everyone would vote

[IAlex]

Just then you are lucky that you are grinning ...

[vch62388]

vch62388 RU April 2, 2014 22:54 | The apotheosis of nonsense. To the presidential election in Ukraine

In my opinion, if Darth Vader was not there, then our special services should have come up with it. Already his participation turns this madhouse into an outright clowning, obvious to everyone. In addition, he will select votes from other candidates, I personally would vote only for him from this entire company.

I wrote this on April 2, before the blood in the Donbass. Since then, there have been more and more clowns in Ukraine (either a nuclear strike at the airport, then fallen special forces divisions, or interviews with dead ATO soldiers). However, I still wish Vader victory in order to turn on the TV one day to see his official meeting somewhere in Brussels with V.O. Nuland ...

[doctor]

Colorful candidate. Good luck in the election.

[Mama_Cholli]

Quote: Doctor

Colorful candidate. Good luck in the election.

That will be a joke, if it turns out to be V. Zhirinovsky.

[tkhonov66]

The joke will be - IN THIS, that it can "be" SOMEONE GOOD !!!
And even Obama himself, or Susan Rice.
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because they choose something "svidomye" NOT A HUMAN, and NOT a PROGRAM - but a COSTUME ...
8 - ((
.
- ukro-democracy in action.

[MIV999]

Something in the "independent" is healthy, even if Darth Vader CAM is a worldwide devil cosmic horror of the universe ...
But against the background of the rest of ukro-candidates even old Dart looks obviously pale not aggressive enough

[Wiruz]

So he was killed in the last episode Outskirts that Star Wars did not fully watch? Or was there just no Ukrainian voice acting?

[kristofer]

he was killed by sending to Ukraine

[Assistant]

So he was killed in the last episode of laughing. Okraintsy didn’t watch Star Wars to the end? Or was there just no Ukrainian voice acting? laughing

He was not killed, mortally wounded - yes, but he connected with the force and transferred to the energy form of life.
Looks like I decided to materialize in / in Ukraine.
By the way, he still hasn’t trampled on civilians by the Khoduns, he didn’t send Thai fighters to intercept passenger planes, he didn’t fire at cities from the Death Star ...

[Federal]

There, Shrek and Snow White will be elected soon, not frightened, etc., etc.

[maximus]

Quote: Federal

There, Shrek and Snow White will be elected soon, not frightened, etc., etc.

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[RUSS]

Now they began to say that the Americans say that they are preparing a dictator in Ukraine, and that the old woman Nuland flew to Kiev to watch, so maybe he is a ready-made dictator, Darth Vader?

[Wiruz]

To whom did he offer the post of "mayor of the planet Tatooine" there? Could it be Kernes?

[Dibur]

And his election program is simple: in a distant, distant galaxy, we will find the enemy (preferably Russian-speaking) and defeat with all available plastic laser swords. Well, the main thing is that no one resisted and pumped the gas for the winter.

[Loner_53]

YE PR ST, WHERE ARE THESE SUCH AGROUSES FIND?

[Afinogen]

Quote: Loner_53

YE PR ST, WHERE ARE THESE SUCH AGROUSES FIND?

Such an environmental situation now How many tires they burned, so I breathed

[fridge]

Darth Vader wins the election and Star Wars is provided.

[12571752dima]

It would be funny if it were not so sad. Let's hope that in the end Ukraine will switch to the Bright Side ...

[Thunderbolt]

It’s just interesting, to which galaxy will he join Ukraine if he is chosen?

[Assistant]

It’s just interesting, to which galaxy will he join Ukraine if he is chosen?

He seems to have promised the opposite, to connect our galaxy to Ukraine.

[SerAll]

What are YOU! just like a little, "Evil Empire" we have one! The whole stupid world thinks that this is Russia! And I am proud of my country! "For whom the truth is stronger!" -)))))

[Turkir]

Many write that this booth is ridiculous.
I'm not funny.
The All-Ukrainian booth is not only wretched and miserable, but also bloody.

[DMB-75]

... yes, apparently with time, with such candidates, the atom will move to the universe, with psychiatry in an independent full jo .. pa

[Mama_Cholli]

To turn to voters before the election - it becomes fashionable ... Previously, usually everything was exactly the opposite ...

[dimdimich71]

One mask dropped-imbitsil, and this one drops-d-beat?

[IAlex]

If he wins, laughter will be for the whole world ...

[Mama_Cholli]

Nobody eclipses Klitschko anyway ...

[Lukerya Weaver]

The funny thing is that this clown may well pass into the Rada. Who remembers, after all, Zhirinovsky almost won the presidential race in 91. Third place he had

[Ryndabul]

Fruits land is freaks ...

[Noki51177]

http://trustorg.com/site/vader.com.ua

[botsman80]

Say NO to drugs !!!

[Chills]

Suitable rzhaka)))

[PiP]

RULEZZZZZ! EPIC!

[kostyan77708]

the picture entirely demonstrates what is happening in the dill, especially in the parliament)))))

[padded jacket]

Yes, funny, enough clowns gathered there.
Darth Vader goes to the non-galactic Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine elections:

[sled beach]

Not everyone here understands that this person expresses extreme contempt for everything that happens with his behavior. Well, it’s not for nothing that our people are famous for their exceptionalism, not only Russia is rich in roads but also Russian people. In theory, those who are all right should vote for it! apparently ukrointsy absolutely satisfied with the rise of fascism and even hope for a great future.

[lilian]

But this is the best of Ukrainian candidates.

[s30461]

And I thought: where does Dart get such anger and stubborn desire for destruction? And why did he betray his teacher?
So everything fell into place - Dart grandson of Bender! It explains everything!!! Genes can’t be changed: if th ... but it was born that way, only deep processing with splitting into separate molecules will fix it. Blaster or just a grenade - not so important.

[Bormental]

Rokossovsky horse

[Andrei from Chelyabinsk]

Lyuyuyudi !!!
Why are you attacking a man? :))) Well, Dart. Well, Vader. So, after all, even before all the Ukrainian mess, he did useful things. How did it start? Suddenly, the point-shops where they were selling spice or some other rubbish began to be attacked by imperial stormtroopers, who smashed everything to the devil :))) And the fight against drug dealers and on their own initiative is 100500 times more than the same parashenko did.

[VPavel]

Quote: Sanya Beach

Sanya Beach (1) SU Today, 14: 02 New

Not everyone here understands that this person expresses extreme contempt for everything that happens with his behavior. Well, it’s not for nothing that our people are famous for their exceptionalism, not only Russia is rich in roads but also Russian people. In theory, those who are all right should vote for it! apparently ukrointsy absolutely satisfied with the rise of fascism and even hope for a great future.

It is true that Odessa residents have always been famous for their sense of humor and optimism. So he added a little laugh. Only now it looks in Odessa as a laugh with tears.

[Viktor Kudinov]

Shame! Canned like a pike in a tomato! And what does he hide under the iron !? I'd like to check - is it a boy or a girl ...

[Aydar]

Cool movie about Darth Vader, ATP neighing. May the dark side of Darth be with you. I invite you to my Tatooine.

[Svetovod]

Well thought up (s). "Tse is my land" - it is a joke about the planet.
Among other things, the assortment of oddly excrement is an obvious candidate No. 1.

[Watchman]

This is my candidate! Joke, the separatists do not vote.

[romandostalo]

Horse eater
Horse eater
I don't know whether you exist or not
I'd like to believe that yes
Horse eater - forever
"Bricks"