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Tymoshenko: "I will give you a parabellum"

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Tymoshenko: "I will give you a parabellum"Yulia Vladimirovna being hounded. Previously, they tried to poison the railway workers with special poisons in the Kharkov hospital, but the enemies did not succeed in the form of a criminal panda, that is, an extremely angry Ketay bear. Not on the body hit, bastards! Now, very different people have unleashed a vile and extremely cynical campaign to persecute the leader of the “Batkivschyna”. In short, mined the Central Election Commission.

There is, therefore, Julia Vladimirovna all such in “Dolce Gabbana”. On the heart, of course, non-healing wound. Not without it. According to one version, taxis are handing in documents to the CEC on the subject of its examination as a candidate for people's deputies and the leader of the block of the same name. No, I'm lying. So far, what she brings to the electoral commission is called the “Batkivshchyna” union. According to another version - to transfer documents on registration of a group of extremely conscious citizens who are trying to abruptly join NATO and initiate a special referendum for this purpose.

All around, of course, rejoice, honking, buzzing. Some even from yesterday are buzzing, as they learned that Arseny Petrovich separately goes with his invisible “Front of Changes”. And then to meet the miner with a sign "Ahtung! Minen! The dog came, specially trained. Search for explosives, drugs and other items that are in high demand in conditions of unmarred martial law. There was a complete bummer, because someone wanted to break Tymoshenko all the pre-election buzz. And Yulia Vladimirovna did not remain silent. She rarely speaks out at all, only recently, on the advice of experienced PR and doctors. Tymoshenko made it clear that the CEC building was mined by phone on purpose. Some pots wanted to annoy her cool about the initiative of joining NATO, where there are many high-precision weapons last generation.
I can not disagree with Yulia Vladimirovna. Mining of the Central Election Commission really looks a bit strange. Usually in Kiev, they prefer to virtually blow up metro stations and shopping centers. Occasionally "blow up" the central railway station. Moreover, most people of Kiev are convinced that telephone mining is the work of Russian terrorists. Recently, he himself witnessed how a citizen in a state of mild alcohol intoxication told that "the Muscovites bring people to the utmost point." Moreover, under the “extreme point” he most likely meant himself. In response, the patriot threatened to blow up Smolensk Square, which he, for reasons unknown to us, "knows perfectly well up to the last crack."

Therefore, we have to admit that the government has unleashed a certain persecution against Tymoshenko. Amazing fate of a woman with a scythe: Kuchma is poisoning, Yushchenko is poisoning, Yanukovich is poisoning. Now the Maidan has won, cheap European goods will rush into the country, and the vulgar persecution continues.

Yulia Vladimirovna has been prudently trying to position herself as the only opposition force in recent months. Indeed, this niche was free. "Regionals" are now almost the best friends of the ATO. Wherever you spit - everywhere a complete patriotic "comradeship", ready to support the course of the head of state. True, with some reservations, often of a sexual nature (the case of Lyashko). The communists, after their leadership otgreblo from unknown people in body armor, have become very restrained. Their restraint was appreciated and, judging by everything, they would be allowed to make elections. It turns out that there really is no opposition in the country. In the purely political sense of the word. We still do not take into account many field commanders who are ready to "go to Kiev". There is a slightly different topic.

The woman who spent a lot of time on the orthopedic mattress quickly realized the peculiarity of the current moment. You can’t refuse Tymoshenko’s flair, although recently it has been pretty dull for objective reasons. Therefore, the Yulki received the command carefully, trying to maintain patriotic integrity, to troll the current regime. The following key trolling points were identified. First: where, blah, historical ratification by the Rada of a no less historic association agreement with the wonderful European Union, where there is so much gas, coal and other minerals, will Ashton be said? The authorities are very sensitive to such attacks, because the matter is delicate.
Few people know, but there is no gas in the EU. Therefore, it is necessary to quietly try to negotiate with the Kremlin, pretending that the process of agreeing on certain norms in the "trilateral format" is underway. Knowing this, Tymoshenko repeatedly strikes a sick European callus, causing an unhealthy excitement among racially correct experts.

The second point of trolling: it is necessary to urgently impose martial law, because, although the Ukrainian troops, of course, valiantly come, but there are also boilers. It is clear that official Kiev, presented to us in the form of an extremely democratic regime, will never go to impose martial law. For the sake of holding parliamentary elections, they are ready to form election commissions under conditions of a limited nuclear strike. The main thing - to accurately determine the number of voters. Or at least approximately. Plus or minus a few million. The constant dissemination of this topic causes understandable irritation among representatives of the PA. Many already want to put Tymoshenko back into the clinic and prescribe a good, high-quality sedative.

Third: "the rate of the Supreme Commander." Sly Yulia Vladimirovna already ten times offered the president to form a rate in a convenient, well-ventilated bunker, from where he could comfortably control the conduct of the anti-terrorist operation. Why this is done, I think, no need to explain. Although no, I will explain. If there is a stake, then instead of the General Staff and the Minister of Defense, the Supreme Commander will be blamed for treason. "Merged, nit, guys near Ilovaisk!". Semen (the same one) can break into the stake and perform his trademark striptease with a bandana. The sight is frightening and, to put it mildly, stunning. And there will be no Geletey, who again can declare the threat of nuclear war and the end of the hybrid war.

Fourth: "the secret Minsk protocol." Once, the media passed a statement by Yulia Vladimirovna about the need to hold parliamentary hearings about the "peace accords" signed in Minsk. The speaker of “Batkivschyna” Sergey Sobolev, known for his burden to all the beautiful, in particular to cattle, rightly pointed out the emergence of “the phenomenon of subjectivity of the DNR and the LC”. He himself would never have thought of this before. Allegedly, according to Sobolev, the AP agreed with the "separatists" to freeze the conflict within the boundaries that have been formed at the moment. The information was extremely negatively perceived by the supreme commander himself.

And finally, the fifth point of trolling: joining NATO. With the naked eye it is clear that this topic is extremely sensitive for Kiev. He wants to enter, but, as it turned out, such a decision is not within the competence of the city authorities. And here appears Yulia Vladimirovna, all in white, of course, with a crutch and threatens to hold a referendum on joining NATO. We have already entered the EU, now we should try there. Worse still will not. The situation is delicate. It is impossible to open Tymoshenko in the direction coinciding with the pro-NATO course. It remains only to insert her stick in the wheel. It sounds somewhat ambiguous, but it just so happened. Yulia Vladimirovna expects that her opposition technology will work. Of course, she is not the same. Lost her grip, squandered charisma. Nevertheless, I would not write off Tymoshenko’s circulation. If fifteen percent of the remaining electorate is ready to vote for Otvir Lyashko, then anything can happen. In short, brave yourself, Julia, we stocked up on popcorn. Don't let down.
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  1. ded100
    ded100 11 September 2014 08: 38
    +10
    Julia, like a cockroach, grass, do not grass the atolka a little!
    1. Момент
      Момент 11 September 2014 08: 41
      +23
      Such an artist disappears. A promise is pouring out of a bucket. All this has already passed during her premiere.
      1. INVESTOR
        INVESTOR 11 September 2014 09: 38
        +2
        The woman who spent a lot of time on the orthopedic mattress quickly realized the peculiarity of the current moment.


        This is not a woman, this is a reptile previously unknown to the scientific community ... request
        1. Oldwiser
          Oldwiser 11 September 2014 12: 00
          +5
          Why the unknown - "regulus vulgaris" (common viper)
    2. tth
      tth 11 September 2014 09: 02
      +10
      He exterminated about a ton of drugs.

      He drank castor, noshpa, belladonna ...

      But, I remember, with special warmth

      He took a glass of hydrocyanic acid! ..

      Doctors treated him this way and that,

      Another would have died long ago from pills!

      And our disease is even arsenic

      And that didn’t react in any way! ..

      No, no matter how much you seek in the wide world,

      There is no cure for his illness! ..
      1. I do not care
        I do not care 11 September 2014 09: 12
        +7
        Yulia, here’s your election program-
    3. Evil Pole
      Evil Pole 11 September 2014 09: 50
      +4
      Quote: ded100
      Julia, like a cockroach, grass, do not grass the atolka a little!

      Why are you "dear" looking askance, bowing your head low? In medicine, such an expression of the "face" is interpreted as a sign of debelism
      1. Oldwiser
        Oldwiser 11 September 2014 12: 01
        0
        takes over Klitschko’s tricks
    4. Duke
      Duke 11 September 2014 10: 28
      +2
      The author of the article is a big plus.
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  3. parafoiler
    parafoiler 11 September 2014 08: 40
    +4
    Well, give Julia a parabellum, she can save her society.
    1. Denis
      Denis 11 September 2014 08: 47
      +6
      Quote: parafoiler
      can save you from your society

      It is doubtful, with a wheelchair mowed, squint and here
      1. VICTOR-61
        VICTOR-61 11 September 2014 08: 55
        +5
        What Julia here in the photo a miserable homeless girl looks and in my soul one abomination comes out of her
        1. ksv1973
          ksv1973 11 September 2014 09: 16
          +2
          Quote: VICTOR-61
          What Julia here in the photo a miserable homeless girl looks and in my soul one abomination comes out of her

          And if you enlarge the photo, you can understand where exactly the abomination comes from: the men standing behind her slightly turn their jackets away from the stream of outgoing abomination. It is a pity that the photo does not show them, men, distorted asphyxiation of faces.
        2. Denis
          Denis 11 September 2014 09: 28
          +1
          Quote: VICTOR-61
          Julia here in the photo miserable homeless looks

          Presses on pity ... cunningly
    2. Revolver
      Revolver 11 September 2014 08: 52
      +8
      Quote: parafoiler
      Well, give Julia a parabellum, she can save her society.


      One such was given AKM, and here's what happened:


      1. ksv1973
        ksv1973 11 September 2014 09: 25
        0
        Quote: Nagan
        Quote: parafoiler
        Well, give Julia a parabellum, she can save her society.


        One such was given AKM, and here's what happened:



        One monkey gave a gun to another monkey (in the video).
        And do not give Julia parabellum. First, judge her, and only then from this very parabellum ...
        But such an honorable performance must be entrusted to the "best" executioner - so that he is guaranteed to get so bad that this creature would still suffer!
        1. Denis
          Denis 11 September 2014 10: 34
          +1
          Quote: ksv1973
          First, judge her, and only then from this very parabellum ...

          Judged already and that ...
          So from parabellum right away
        2. Oldwiser
          Oldwiser 11 September 2014 12: 04
          +1
          This is to Avakov, he has a lot of experience - organizing the "cross-fire" of Sashko Bilogo - twice in the head with hands tied behind his back
    3. Bkmz
      Bkmz 11 September 2014 08: 54
      +3
      Let him first go down to the shooting range and shoot at the rabbit, sectarian, boxer, and then he can kill himself, even with nuclear weapons.
  4. sscha
    sscha 11 September 2014 08: 40
    +4
    Why is parabellum, and not TT permissible? laughing
    Are the crones still full of ammunition?
  5. Giant thought
    Giant thought 11 September 2014 08: 42
    +3
    A new mise-en-scene is outlined in the Ukrainian political performance, Julia’s way out of the ambush, let's see what she’s doing.
  6. Denis
    Denis 11 September 2014 08: 44
    +10
    There is, then, Julia Vladimirovna all such in Dolce Gabbana
    Wow, still alive and walking again!
    1. Oldwiser
      Oldwiser 11 September 2014 12: 06
      +1
      oh and cool German medicine - puts everyone on his feet - and recumbent Tymoshenko and our footless footballers
  7. Loner_53
    Loner_53 11 September 2014 08: 45
    +5
    Let a woman with a scythe in NATO! Hai mows a NATO! wassat wink
  8. B.T.V.
    B.T.V. 11 September 2014 08: 47
    +4
    It seems that only a bullet, and not only her, can calm Julia.
  9. igorspb
    igorspb 11 September 2014 08: 48
    +2
    Well written, the author a well-deserved plus.
  10. Drunya
    Drunya 11 September 2014 08: 49
    +7
    Ukrainian gymnast in Kiev with a victory '' congratulated '' with the Russian anthem
    komenty and video
    She began to sing "Our sacred state". So it's all right.


    The overlay came out ... Apparently, they still keep a record of the Russian anthem in case, suddenly "The power is changing again!", Like did Nichipor's hat ("Wedding in Malinovka") ...

    she is Russian, did not forget the roots

    and indeed the Russian anthem began to sing after all, but I didn’t see it right away, I apologize ... Everything is false in dill, they live by the Russian mentality and stick out the Ukrainian ... But at times the essence erupts :)


  11. Vades
    Vades 11 September 2014 08: 49
    +3
    She needs to take a picture without play in Playboy or Maxim to increase her election rating.
    1. ksv1973
      ksv1973 11 September 2014 09: 35
      +2
      Quote: Vades
      She needs to take a picture without play in Playboy or Maxim to increase her election rating.

      She can be saved from ultimate oblivion by only a DIFFICULT rating. And this is not PLAYBOY, this is HUSTLER or, at worst, PENTHOUSE. fellow
      1. Oldwiser
        Oldwiser 11 September 2014 12: 08
        +1
        and in the scene of a tough gangbang
        1. ksv1973
          ksv1973 22 September 2014 18: 51
          0
          Quote: OldWiser
          and in the scene of a tough gangbang

          Correctly ! Well, what ...? The woman is still elastic (in places), a couple of men at the same time can easily master. And for us sinners, it’s good to see something like that for our health.
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  12. ARES623
    ARES623 11 September 2014 08: 58
    +5
    Playboy? What's so small? This lady would “comfort” any passer-by on the square if she helped in the elections, so she wants to fall to the trough. For applicants for ukrokoronu no boundaries of morality, have already convinced .... All God's dew.
    1. ksv1973
      ksv1973 11 September 2014 09: 39
      +1
      Quote: ARES623
      Playboy? What's so small? This lady would “comfort” any passer-by on the square if she helped in the elections, so she wants to fall to the trough. For applicants for ukrokoronu no boundaries of morality, have already convinced .... All God's dew.

      I don’t want to merge God's dew into her eyes. But the molten lead is just right !!!
  13. dr.star75
    dr.star75 11 September 2014 08: 58
    +4
    Yulia is nervous: they can sign a gas contract without it ... you’ll understand everyday! (I should be in his place!)
    1. Oldwiser
      Oldwiser 11 September 2014 12: 10
      +1
      "here you get drunk and you will be ... <across the wild steppes of Transbaikalia ...> ..." (Diamonds Hand from L. Gayday)
  14. sever.56
    sever.56 11 September 2014 09: 08
    +3
    Cockroach races begin. Who's the favorite there? Janissary First?
  15. RUSOIVAN
    RUSOIVAN 11 September 2014 09: 10
    +3
    They’ll enter somewhere forever, first in NATO, then in the EU!
    1. ksv1973
      ksv1973 11 September 2014 09: 54
      +2
      Vo-in - a kind of introductory movement. Moreover, these miserable frictions are not successful. Hence the moral: Ukraine is an impotent state that has survived (in a short time) to old age, which no fresh organization, even of the Balzac age of NATO and the EU, is going to admit. For with a sluggish ... more precisely, with a sluggish economy, there is nothing to do in them. But for the role of a courtyard boy bringing slippers - so please.
  16. Dobrov
    Dobrov 11 September 2014 09: 12
    +2
    Yulka is an Armenian, an egg-lover and a parasite are Jews, Yarosh is a Magyar. How long will the Slavs tolerate these "Ukrainian" activists?
    1. Andchevh
      Andchevh 11 September 2014 09: 33
      +1
      And they are sure that these geeks are Ukrainians !!
    2. kryuger.mark
      kryuger.mark 11 September 2014 19: 00
      0
      Julia is the same Jewess, (Kapitelman).
  17. Ilotan
    Ilotan 11 September 2014 09: 12
    +2
    And indeed, the girl disappeared: not to see, not to hear. I worry: is everything all right, what new dirty tricks is it up to?
  18. My address
    My address 11 September 2014 09: 19
    +3
    A good article, after laughter, leads to thought.

    Why do about half of Ukrainians believe in Julia, Senya Yatsenyuk, Petro Poroshenko and the restless Lyashko? Is this a clinic? You can understand zapadentsev, they have in their blood hatred of Russia. The position about 10 is clear - 15 of millions aspiring to Russia - they have Russian roots and see what is better in Russia.

    And the rest, of the order of 20 millions? More than twenty years of free swimming have not taught anything to those over forty? They don’t want to know what they began to live (in terms of GDP per person) two times worse than Russians and one and a half Belarusians? And for those who are less than forty, only one and a half mega RAM work and there is no hard drive? I repeat - in the Ukrainian character there is an increased expectation of a miracle / freebie due to an easier life than the average in Russia.

    Your will, but something is wrong with the majority of the population of Ukraine. By and large, this is sad.
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  20. Glavspez
    Glavspez 11 September 2014 09: 27
    +3
    No, you can’t beat Yulka with shafts, she has rubber bones.
  21. Alfizik
    Alfizik 11 September 2014 09: 28
    +3
    Cheerful article. And life-affirming: the final degradation of the life-envious regime is coming. Julia, Lyashko, Klitschko, Tyagnibok, Turchinov, Yaytsenyukh, Avakov ... - all these are rotten pegs holding the tent of the Maidan-Bandera junta. We are waiting for a fresh wind, which without regret will tear these pegs, obscene for modern society, from Ukraine. The tent will fly away, and the people will wake up.
  22. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov 11 September 2014 09: 35
    +4
    A witch and a bitch of the highest category ... Oh, she will drink more blood.
    1. Evil Pole
      Evil Pole 11 September 2014 09: 56
      +2
      [
      Quote: MIKHAN
      A witch and a bitch of the highest category ... Oh, she will drink more blood.

      Scary.
  23. vodolaz
    vodolaz 11 September 2014 09: 42
    +2
    In my opinion, a woman with a scythe has completely gone off the roof.
  24. viktor52
    viktor52 11 September 2014 09: 44
    +2
    WHORE she is WHORE
  25. provincial
    provincial 11 September 2014 10: 03
    +1
    "I will give you a parabellum" -If you copy the heroes of the past civil war, then you need to study them. First, I suggest watching the movie "Bumbarash".
    1. Starmos
      Starmos 11 September 2014 11: 54
      +1
      Exactly - "Parisian Etoile" ... Maidan moth ...
  26. maks197010
    maks197010 11 September 2014 10: 18
    +1
    In short, brace yourself, Julia, we stocked up with popcorn. Do not let me down. drinks wassat
    1. Oldwiser
      Oldwiser 11 September 2014 12: 16
      0
      ... and one hundred rubles of the Giant Thoughts and the Father of Russian Democracy (Venediktov) will not suit ...
  27. krivdaSPb
    krivdaSPb 11 September 2014 13: 12
    0
    What are they all, all the same, abominable even purely externally. All this mold that has now surfaced. And this possessed one is like the rotten of all these mushrooms ... Because, among other things, it also stinks ...
    Nice article, thanks :)
  28. Turk
    Turk 11 September 2014 13: 24
    +1
    Quote: VICTOR-61
    What Julia here in the photo a miserable homeless girl looks and in my soul one abomination comes out of her
  29. special
    special 11 September 2014 22: 44
    0
    We poisoned, poisoned, poisoned ... Poison, stale?