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Results of the week. “I saw a lot of psychos, but this place is a reserve”

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Poroshenko, Tymoshenko ... Kashchenko?


The number of candidates in the 25 election in May 2014 of the year can break all records. The candidates include both former prisoners and future prisoners ... The election race promises to be fun.





Poroshenko, Tymoshenko, Gritsenko, Lyashko, Boyko, Tigipko, Rabinovich, Tsaryov, Malomuzh, Yarosh, Kuzmin, Dobkin, Bogomolets - already decorated this persona to the heap with Darth Vader, who promised all Ukrainians space wages and pensions scale and was going to give the Sith language the status of a state ... But the expectations of millions of voters deceived the CEC Square, who removed the Ukrainian hope in the “face” of Darth Vader from the electoral race. At the same time, the withdrawal took place, as the “candidate” himself is sure, for far-fetched reasons. Representatives of the Ukrainian Central Election Commission stated that Darth Vader provided inaccurate information about the venue of the congress of the Internet Party of Ukraine, at which Vader was nominated. According to the documents, the congress was held in Nikolayevka, in the Odessa region, but the residents of Nikolayevka claim that there were no “cosmic” congresses in their village at the address indicated in the documents. Well, just “Master and Margarita”, not otherwise ...

After Mr. Darth Vader was ousted from the race, spitting on all the intergalactic interests of Ukraine, the CEC announced that the very character of the movie hero was intended to discredit the most democratic Ukrainian elections in the world. However, when Vader contributed 2,5 million hryvnias for participating in the race, the CEC kept a strange silence about discrediting the election campaign.

Apparently, according to the CEC, the rest of the candidates (for example, Poroshenko’s oligarch, or the main ukrosidelitzya who was released by mistake) did not discredit the Ukrainian elections ...

Comments from our readers:

Koliamba_TV
That circus staged!


Alexander Romanov
We need a couple more characters from the mental hospital to release. Worse still will not be, but definitely more fun.


Major071
The Maidan will start before the election, it’s 90%, and after the election, it’s already 100%. Well, about the elections and candidates I can say only one thing: Kaschenko is resting, and to the full!


Again 485! ..

Russian President Vladimir Putin signed the law "On the termination of agreements regarding the stay of the Black Sea fleet RF in Ukraine. ” The State Duma adopted the document on March 31, 2014, the very next day it was approved by the Federation Council.



“This Federal Law enters into force on the date of its official publication,” the Kremlin’s press service reports.



To be honest, it would be strange if such agreements continued today. Now, the Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation and Ukraine are, as they say, two big differences for the simple reason that Crimea is a foreign territory for Ukraine. Turchinov, Tymoshenko, Paruby, and all the other ukropolits can talk as much as they like about the fact that Crimea is a territory that “was, is, and will be Ukrainian,” but this will not change the fait accompli. After all, as you know, it is possible to repeat the word “halva” at least five hundred times, but it won’t become sweeter in the mouth.

It is worth recalling that, along with the termination of agreements on the Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation with Ukraine, the latter also loses an impressive discount on Russian gas. Now the price of 1000 gas cubes for Ukraine instead of $ 268 turns into $ 485 - the “easy movement” of the coup d'état in the Square.

The loss of a discount on vital fuel made the Ukrainian side turn to philosophical speculations on the topic that it would be possible to somehow agree with Russia on the return of the discount. This, in particular, was announced during the week by the so-called Energy Minister Mr. Prodan. Well, no ... For all the "so-called" only 485!

Comments from our readers:

Ural guys
Tymoshenko also asked Radu to denounce the Kharkov agreements. Well, here we are! What else?!


Sibiryak13
Since Crimea is the territory of Russia, what svidomye hospitality money? And why do you need money, you are being fed on cookies on the Maidan.


Moremansf
All freebie is over!


Gunners

In the center of Kiev, near the chain restaurant “Mafia”, an authorized representative of the presidential candidate made five well-aimed shots. As a result, it became clear who is the first deputy head of the Kyiv City State Administration. This is a certain Dubas Bogdan Iosifovich. He received a minor wound: the bullet fired by the Pravosek passed through, without hitting any vital organs.





Strangely enough, but in the center of Kiev, which was used to the noise in recent months, the shooting nevertheless attracted attention ... And the shooter apparently thought that he would not attract ... As a result, this began! The most revolutionary revolutionaries, namely the representatives of the “Right Sector”, who tried to side with their colleagues who were scorching for nothing, politely (with machine guns at the ready) and in full combat were asked to leave “before the hut” on fitted buses. Those did not particularly resist, but the most violent, as if by chance, said that "they remembered everybody," and that "they will come back."
Against the background of a local victory over the “Right Sector”, the person calling himself the Minister of Internal Affairs of Ukraine — Arsen Avakov — the same Avakov, who declared that Sashko Bilyi during a special operation in Rovno shot himself with two shots to the heart through negligence. "Minister" this time was more outspoken. He said that the Ministry of Internal Affairs established the identity of the gunman in Kiev. This is a kind of 33-year-old Andrei Kozubchik. And with Kozubchik they are already conducting operational work.

About where exactly dozens of “Koziubchikovs” went from the Dnipro Hotel, and when the thousands of “Koziubchiks” who remained in Kiev, would add weapon, Mr. Avakov did not spread. Well, the “minister” will not say: do I know? ..

Comments from our readers:

Avanhard
According to Yarosh, the prison is crying, and he is running for president ...


Tersky
Not a prison, but hell. His "heavenly hundred" waited.


Ya.seliwerstov2013
We are waiting for their next steps, although, except for how to shoot oneself, they have nothing to advise me.


I will press your cheek against you, you will wipe away a tear with your hand - Ukrmobilization

Journalists visited the military unit number 3036 Dnipropetrovsk region. Here are the 640 people who were mobilized ten days ago.

People say that they are not taught anything here, they are poorly fed, they sleep on torn pillows and in leaky tents. Men are not allowed to go home and are threatened with criminal liability. People complain that they were lured here by deception.



The call to the ranks of the Ukrainian army began with a mass brawl. The brawl ensued right in front of the military enlistment office in Mariupol, where more than 200 people of different ages and professions led by force.

Future defenders of Ukraine did not make happy the need to serve in the army. The call began with drinking alcohol and drunken fights

Results of the week. “I saw a lot of psychos, but this place is a reserve”








Intermediate results of the Ukrainian mobilization:

Those who really believed that his experience would help Ukraine on difficult days were literally driven into military units, not allowing to collect things. Under the threat of criminal liability, people are kept in conditions that resemble a real farce. Leaky tents, open to all winds, bunkers and “bedding”, which during their service rested, probably, even the grandfathers of those men who were mobilized in Ukraine today. Mobilization camps are more similar, forgive me, to the shelter of people without a certain residence or areas of dense accommodation of migrant workers. If people undergo training, in most cases it comes down to the military personnel’s stories about weapons that some people mobilized in their hands did not hold for the last 20 years. About the development of a more serious technique of speech and not at all. To leave means to betray the Fatherland, not to leave to leave the family without a livelihood and continue to expose yourself as a toy in the hands of the “new” Kiev.

All this would be funny if it were not about our brothers - people whom the self-proclaimed authorities of Ukraine simply lead by the nose, trying to write off all their sins on “Russian militarism”, “the bloody regime of the Kremlin” and other fables with a touch of outright Russophobia.

Comments from our readers:

StrateG
Ukrainians just for idiots hold ... When you already understand who came to power?


Vladimir 70
The naivety of these so-called "mobilized" is striking. It seems that they were hoping that they would be given combat weapons and live ammunition, and they, like the Right Sector, would be quite shitty engaged in looting in their “free” time. But even the "new power" understands that giving these weapons with this ... is not good. They were collected only in order to be used in provocations as "cannon fodder", and when it came to them they raised their cheekbones. Who were they going to fight with and for what? For me, the enemy of Ukraine is, first of all, not Moscow region, but Kravchuk, Yushchenko, Kuchma, Porchenka, Yatsenyuk, Turchinov, Tymoshenko ..., well and "Europoles".


Visitor
Without television and the Internet, the peeling of the brain of men began.


Not without a freak

Several St. George ribbons burned in Odessa on the Eternal Flame at the monument to the Unknown Sailor, spokesman for the regional organization of the party "UDAR" Alyona Balaba. The photos of this on the Internet have already caused a scandal.



The actions of Alena Balaba were condemned by journalists, politicians and even activists of the Odessa Maidan, Interfax notes.

Alena Balaba is sure that she did the right thing. “Yes, I’ve burned three Colorado ribbons in the Eternal Flame today. And I did it because it’s a far-fetched symbol, and not the Victory Ribbon, invented by Moscow-based PR people.



We are talking about the very Alyona Balaba, which is famous for its "informational miscarriages." In particular, Mrs. Balaba in her microblog from 9 in March of this year told everyone that the Russian missile cruiser "Moscow", coming up to the shores of Odessa, raised the Ukrainian flag ... They laughed at such a message from the "spokesman" of the regional "UDAR" resource users microblogging for a long time ... And how they laughed at the Moskva missile cruiser!

Apparently, realizing that her vanity was offended, Balaba decided to inflict a new "BLOW". However, if the users recognized the case of the Ukrainian flag over “Moscow” as an unsuccessful joke, then in the case of burning St. George ribbons on the Eternal Flame, the reaction was much tougher. The least that they promised to the “press secretary” for if she suddenly appears again in the sacred place for all Odessa citizens (and not only Odessa citizens) for provocative purposes, this is to publicly shave a head and paint it under the Easter egg. Friends, well, why is it so? .. It would be better to take practical advantage of the “arsonist”, for example, sending cleans to the Black Sea Fleet, where they would tell her in detail about stories St. George Ribbon ...

Comments from our readers:

Infinite silence
Prattle? ... stupidity !!!!! Indeed - do ... and! A month ago, her comrades in the struggle — on the very first day of her coming to power — they burned down Crimea's presence as part of Ukraine. And today she burned a stay in Ukraine as part of some other region! My advice to her: burn further and more !!! Burn our memory is impossible!


Sid.74
It is time to ignore the Ukrainian banderalization, the worst thing for them is oblivion!

“Listen, baby cub,” said the bear to Balu, “I taught you the Law of the Jungle, but banderlogov has no Law.” Banderlog - outcast. They do not have their own dialect, they use stolen words. They are not our customs. They have no memory. They assure that they are great people, but a nut falls, and they all forget about it. Banderlog is a lot, they are evil, dirty, do not have shame, and if they have any desire, then it is the desire to be noticed in the jungle. They are all going to choose their leader, to draw up their own laws, to invent customs, but they never fulfill their plans. We do not drink where they drink Banderlog, do not move along their roads, do not hunt where they are, do not die where Banderlog dies.

Good Kipling.


Morpogr
Dull, uneducated, and she represents the voice of the party in the hero-city of Odessa. A shame! And Klitschko is now associated only with nothingness. I betrayed everything and everyone for Poroshenko's money and the post of mayor of Kiev as a handout for serving the master.


Discounted price

On the Ukrainian online flea markets and specialized sites, you can purchase dry rations of the American Army MRE, produced in 2013 year. Dates of announcements coincide in time with the date of arrival in the country of American humanitarian aid.





Interestingly, the cost of US rations in Ukrainian online stores is on average about 10-15% lower than its real value in the USA. It turns out that the companies that produce these military food kits can now easily buy out their own snacks in Ukraine “cheaply,” so that later they can be sold to the American army at a market price. By the way, it would be possible to take the Sukhpay back to the States on the same planes with which they were delivered to Ukraine, so as not to drive empty ...

The Ministry of Defense of Ukraine at the same time reported that dry army rations are actively distributed through military units for logistic purposes. Glory to the Ukrainian logisticians!

Comments from our readers:

Smel
How nice that the US did not send explosives to Ukraine


W1950
Homeland sold out, took up the suhpayki. What's next?


Nov_tech.vrn
When buying, be sure to check for biting.


And "FSB", "FSB" still add ...

The Security Service of Ukraine has stated that the FSB of Russia is at fault in the killings on Independence Square. Such a position of representatives of the Ukrainian special services did not surprise anyone for the simple reason that all Kiev officials of any rank and status, without exception, are looking for an external enemy. Representatives of special services in Ukraine do not spread about their own involvement in February on Independence, but claim that allegedly some 26 employees of the Federal Security Service of Russia took part in the massacres on Independence Square.





The information that Russian special services were involved in the “neutralization of Maidan activists” was given birth to Valentin Nalyvaychenko, who was the head of the Security Service of Ukraine since February 24.

Who would doubt that the current "authorities" of Ukraine will look for the extreme on the side. And of course, the ideal option for today's Kiev is to declare that the “klyats of Moscow region” are guilty of everything. To make the information look even more lethal, they decided to add Russian FSB agents to it. The number of these clearly taken "from the ceiling." One hundred - a lot, three - a little, but 26 (from 26-ti Baku commissars, or something ...) - the very thing. They wanted to go further - to “find” a personal “Putin trace” in Kiev on the discovered cartridges, but, probably, Nalyvaychenko didn’t pour that much ...

Comments from our readers:

Ale-x:
Clowns ...


Olegff68
Running on a rake continued XNUMHy year ...


Alexandr65
Once voiced by such an enchanting nonsense, it means that the junta is really responsible for the deaths.




Massacre at Kesab

Relations between Syria and Turkey have escalated after the massacre in Kessab. Several dozen Armenian Christians there were brutally murdered by al-Qaeda militants. Extremists entered Syria from the Turkish territory.



Bypassing international laws and obligations, Turkey first shelled Syrian border areas, and then opened the way for extremists fighting against Syrian government forces. Militants attacked the border Kesab, inhabited mainly by Armenians.

Reported 80 dead. Latakia had to evacuate around 700 Armenian families.



Presumably, Erdogan again took up the old. However, he did not refuse it. Add to the message that the US State Department strongly condemned the actions of militant mercenaries. Further, we can expect the State Department’s complete “abdication” of the Turkish prime minister: Washington has not been satisfied with its authoritarian and Islamist quirks for a long time. In August, Turkey will hold presidential elections, in which Erdogan is going to stand as a candidate. Turkish spring can go to hot summer ...

Comments from our readers:

Igor39
Turkey shits, shits and will shit. In the Crimea, too, they are trying to sway Wahhabis with Turkish help. Note for those who go to Turkey to rest and brings there money, sponsoring these demons.


cozy
They also buy real estate there, supporting their development projects.


Chernobyl 2.0

30 March became known version of the death of Muzichko, more than others, similar to the truth. User LJ false_maidan told about how the dead A. Muzychko was suddenly a hero of a dark political thriller.



As the author points out, light on the events that preceded the tragic death of Muzychko was thrown by his trusted people in the “Right Sector” (no names, everyone is really scared, we note in brackets. This is not irony).

The reason for the hunt for Muzychko is very simple and prosaic - big money. It is necessary to clarify: not the money itself, but information about such, that is, about the transaction. And about nuclear.

The details of the December agreements of the West and Ukraine have come up. It turns out that in the West they pushed through the decision, according to which Ukraine should have taken on obligations to dispose of nuclear waste from the European Union and the United States. In order for the plan to be implemented, it was supposed that Mrs. Tymoshenko would come to power (we recall that earlier the West called for the release of a “political prisoner” very actively). Kiev chose the exclusion zone of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, which Yushchenko wanted to use for disposing of spent nuclear fuel, as the main waste disposal site.

The initiative plan “Batkivshchyna” decided to give life to the old plan. The West would generously thank those who are inclined to have add. revenues. Part of the money could be spent on "gray" schemes, the author writes notes in the "Learn". No one will check the actual number of nuclear dumps.

On the eve of the May elections, as the author of the article suggests, Tymoshenko decided not to sign official documents with Yatsenyuk and Turchinov, but to hold a “gray” burial. Therefore, the involvement of official Ukrainian structures was excluded. The force escort of the cargo, which should have been delivered from Poland to Chernobyl, was entrusted by Tymoshenko to the “Right Sector”. For a lot of money. For what, not reported. Yarosh, in turn, delegated duties to his subordinate - Muzychko. After all, his people were responsible for the Ukrainian West.

It seems that the unfortunate Sashko understood that everything is not so simple. And he began to walk everywhere with a gun. And he promised to hang Avakov as a dog. Kiev new "government" was suddenly on the hook of the latter-day carrier compromising. (Hence, apparently, this bravado Muzychko, well, and fear too. And speaking on the Internet is also from here.)

Trying to hedge, the author writes notes, Sasha made a video message and said that he was going to either destroy or capture and extradite to Russia. Strengthening the guard, he dedicated a few close people to the cause of his anxieties.

Further in the LJ, it is told that Tymoshenko gave the command to Avakov, and he conducted a special arrest operation. And handcuffed Sashko "accidentally shot himself."

As for the train with nuclear waste, it already stands on the Polish-Ukrainian border ...



Presumably, the United States and the EU started a “peaceful” nuclear war against Ukraine, whose sovereignty the West values, and at the same time against Russia. Americans and Europeans throw off and easily buy those who need "money for the revolution."

Citizens of Ukraine! Remember that Mikhail Gorbachev prefers to celebrate birthdays in Germany. This man managed to drive through almost the entire gold reserves of the USSR, made major external debts and laid the foundation for the collapse of the socialist economy, for which he was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Think about your choices about where and what your new rulers will celebrate in the near future!

Comments from our readers:

APASUS
Muzychko stuck his nose in the area where his fists are not everything is solved, where money rotates, like the budgets of some countries. Brain is not enough!?


Ulairy
And instead of the Aurora volley there will be an explosion of a “dirty” bomb? Chernobyl was barely liquidated, at the cost of tremendous efforts and sacrifices, the sarcophagus without repair at the seams is cracking. And now they are also carrying a nuclear turd from all over the world ... Either cretinism, or targeted sabotage. Good luck with such rulers ...


Earth tremors

Quite recently, the EU and the US threatened Syria, Iran, lectured China, frightened Russia with the EU’s Third Energy Package, spoke persistently about the European missile defense system, asserted strategic interest in Central Asia, NATO expansion to the east, distributed cookies on the Euromaidan in Kiev and promoted political chiefs are either Yatsenyuk or Klitschko, when all of a sudden everything changed. Now the main topic was ordinary fear. He is in all newspapers, magazines, he is on Western TV.


American newspaper The Week: Putin vs. Ukraine. Will Russia interfere in the revolution of its neighbors?


Western observers and analysts say not only about the weak character of the current "hegemon" B.H. Obama, but also about its weakness - economic and political. What can such a weakling do if the Russians enter into rage and begin to seize other pieces of “separatist” after the Crimea, and then move on to Transdniestria, the Baltic countries, finally, threaten Finland? .. Some are convinced that impetuous Putin is even occupying Belarus. USSR 2.0, period. Such is he, Putin. Finns, they say, even began to learn Russian urgently.

Putin will bomb everyone, take over, occupy, lay a tribute. Everywhere there will be Russian “commandos” - in Vilnius, Helsinki and even on Wall Street. Not to mention Canada with Australia. Alaska is not even remembered as if it had become Russian territory itself.



The road of fear led the West to the commonplace realization that it was time to start a new arms race. The West cannot think of anything else, since it sees enemies everywhere. The West has no friends and cannot have it: either partners or opponents. Partners, however, are also opponents - competitors.

But what does NATO oppose to Russia's actions? There’s nothing today for the impoverished alliance against the armed Russians, except nuclear weapons.

And then there's the “secret weapon” of Comrade Putin. Germany, Italy, France - all are heated by Russian gas. This is the first. Second, Putin can challenge the Fed and ruin the petrodollar. America is waiting for a nightmare. France, Germany, Italy will not fight for the dollar, they will prefer the stability and supply of Russian gas. Here and NATO is over. Third, Putin will not allow Obama to conduct a quick and victorious war in the Middle East - Russia will cover Syria.

If we recall that Obama almost completely failed both the foreign and domestic policy of the United States and earned a reputation as the worst president in American history (even worse than Bush Junior), then the reason for the gloomy mood of Western analysts becomes clear. White House would never save a dollar ...

Comments from our readers:

Arberes
It's time!

The West has an opinion
That they will soon Khan.
First, the Crimea with Bulgaria.
Romania? Lithuania?

Then all of Ukraine
And Poland at the same time.
Estonia and Latvia?
It's time for a long time!

It would be nice to Finland
Get back
Germany again,
Harder, teach a lesson!

Vladimir will crush you:
No gas for you!
Bring down the petrodollar.
Barack, you're over!

I also want to add
A little from myself:
It's time to learn you Russian,
Bourgeois gentlemen!


One carrot, another carrot

Recent ones news from the European Union and the United States provide rich ground for reflection. The Americans decided to give Ukraine a loan of a billion dollars, then another fifty million, then a little more, and generous Europeans promised 16 with half a billion dollars.



It is curious that the bill on assistance to Ukraine does not indicate specific dates for receiving sums constituting 1,05 billion dollars. Probably, there will be a link with reform programs from the IMF: as soon as the Fund gives its go-ahead and allocates the first tranche of its credit, so will the American money . Without promises of Ukrainian politicians to go for reforms, most likely, money will not go to Kiev. But promises, of course, will be given. Some analysts believe that this month the Americans will not transfer money, but will wait for the May elections, more precisely, their results. Well, we remember that the United States made a bet on Yatsenyuk, and Europe (in the shape of Germany) put on Klitschko. Now, after the conclusion of the “pact” on gas friendship, the candidate Klitschko is likely to be oblivious.

In parallel with America of money, Ukraine was promised by the European Union. It was about 16,5 billion dollars (11,6 billion euros). The first part of this huge amount should go to Kiev in May-June (and only a billion euros). The second part, already ten billion, will come only next year. Here it’s clear that the EU is waiting for the elections and their results.

In general, at the same time Ukraine does not shine big money from a friendly West. The reason is both in the elections and in the fact that in the West there is an economic crisis. Well, no, the West has so much money at once!

At the same time, the US congressmen accepted visa and economic sanctions against Russian officials - those who “guilty” in the Ukrainian question, that is, “undermined the territorial integrity” of an independent state.

But the real financial sanctions against Russia - that of the EU, that of the United States - so far only at the level of conversations. And this is what Alexander Shokhin, head of the Russian Union of Industrialists and Entrepreneurs, said; RIA News".

A number of the largest European and American companies, including Siemens, Alcoa, Procter & Gamble and large oil-producing corporations, have made multi-billion dollar investments in Russia. Sanctions will become a punishment for them too: “What will they do? Who will these assets be sold to? They will have serious problems. " According to Shokhin, European and American manufacturers will lose an important sales market. Companies from the US and the EU will not be able to participate in tenders for the supply of equipment to Russia, and the market will be occupied, say, by the Chinese. In this case, the fate of joint ventures created with the participation of American / European and Russian capital is also incomprehensible.



In fact, today we are witnessing that acute clinical case, when politics is trying to put a spell on the wheels of a market economy. In fact, there will be no real stick; there will be only a threat to insert it. The masters of the West are not Obama at all and not Barroso with Rompuy, driving around to summits of every kind. The owners are those who keep these important gentlemen for very high taxes. First of all, these are corporations, industrial enterprises and the largest banks. And many of them are associated with business in Russia.

Given the open world economy in which Russia has long been integrated, Western capitalists, including bankers, will not agree to future losses. Applying serious economic sanctions against Russia will also be hindered by Europe’s current dependence on Russian gas and oil supplies.

Comments from our readers:

FC Skiff
I am more and more proud of my homeland. You know, the forgotten feeling. Ever since pioneering childhood, almost untested. And let them go to the forest with their sanctions.


konvalval
As long as they give Europe gas, it will all perish from the cold, but until a billion of them come to Ukraine, half of Ukrainians will die out from hunger. Again they will say that Russia has arranged a famine.


kelevra
To the point about what the market economy rules the world! And politics plays a small role here! On the one hand, this is bad, uncontrolled enrichment has already led to crisis and war, and on the other hand, it is good, especially for us. Our country is unique, it will take a little bit more time, and we will be able to openly and persistently demand our own and dictate our conditions to the West and Europe. The first seeds of such actions have already been planted: South Ossetia, Syria, Crimea!


KGB man in NATO?

Since 25 March, there have been rumors in the Norwegian press that the former twice Prime Minister of Norway (2000-2001 and 2005-2013) socialist Jens Stoltenberg will very soon become the new NATO Secretary General. The position will be vacant this fall. 28 March issue of appointment was finally decided.



They say that the candidacy of 55-year-old Stoltenberg was proposed by German Chancellor Angela Merkel directly to Barack Obama, who approved the choice. The media write that Stoltenberg had been discussing the subtleties of future work with US Secretary of State John Kerry and his security adviser Susan Rice for several months. The talks were held in New York, where Jens Stoltenberg, by the way, works as a UN special envoy for climate change.

The appointment of Stoltenberg was greatly surprised in Norway: after all, this man was previously considered one of the Western European left-wing politicians, and in the KGB he was directly called "friendly contact"!



Well, and they also say that Obama is not a secret agent of Moscow. In principle, they say correctly. Because it is not secret, but explicit. We will wait for the reboot and restructuring of NATO from Comrade Stoltenberg.

Comments from our readers:

Simon
Guys, yes, there is a good Russian saying: “Horseradish radish is not sweeter.” At least let someone put, and will do what America says. Even in order to put him, Merkel and Obama consulted about his candidacy.


Hammer
The sum does not change from the rearrangement of the places of the terms ... Meanwhile, the Western model of society is famous for the fact that the influence of the human factor on politics is minimal there. As long as the system does not change, nothing in our relations with NATO will change. Well, maybe their “pills” will be a little sweeter to be presented, but in essence they are the same ... rotten and will be.


Turn around, hut ...

The North Atlantic Alliance has suspended all practical civil and military cooperation with Russia. The only exception was a political dialogue. This decision came the NATO foreign ministers.



The political dialogue in the Russia-NATO Council can be continued if necessary at the level of ambassadors and above to allow us to exchange views, first and foremost on the current crisis around Ukraine, the NATO foreign ministers said in a statement.

NATO foreign ministers unanimously condemned Russia's actions and did not recognize the annexation of Crimea to Russia.



In essence, NATO vows to fight Russia for Ukraine. Moreover, the alliance presented itself as someone like Malchish-Kibalchish, while Russia took on the role of the bad guy. It was not by chance that the ministers' statement noted that NATO had been “consistently working on developing closer cooperation and strengthening confidence with Russia for twenty years. However, Russia violated international law and acted in violation of the principles and obligations of the Russia-NATO Founding Act and the Rome Declaration. ” Russia is now being read to NATO as a liar: it “rudely undermined trust, on the basis of which our cooperation should be based.”

I wonder what, for the sake of Russia, to cooperate with NATO in general, with an organization that was created by the Americans in 1949 for the sake of confronting the USSR? Spying for? So this is mutual ...

Also, NATO vows to unite and "demonstrate solidarity." The ministers promised to continue "to ensure the necessary and visible strengthening of NATO cohesion and commitment to deter and collective defense against any threats of aggression against the Alliance."

Yes, not "visible", but speculative, gentlemen ministers! You have no money for the visible, Obama and Secretary General Rasmussen already buzzed Europe about it! And the words about “strengthening” and “solidarity” indicate that neither the first nor the second one is present in the current organization. In addition, the pragmatic business of Europe for some reason is in no hurry to recognize Moscow as an enemy ...

Comments from our readers:

Ased
And besides joint exercises, how much was it, cooperation? One frustration.


Lissyara
How can you fold something that was not?

The meaning of these teachings? "Collective farm" flew over the Pacific Ocean (such as terrorists in the sun we catch) with a minimum exchange of information.
Pirates in Aden drove? NATO has nothing to do with it.
Who can give at least one normal example of PRACTICAL cooperation in the complete absence of PRACTICE? Solid "masturbation."


Vadim12
True, what kind of cooperation can be with the enemy? Hung and hang noodles on the ears under the word "cooperation". After the collapse of the USSR, they only expanded the boundaries of the alliance, is this cooperation?


Ukrainian echo in space

3 April, the United States announced that NASA was breaking off cooperation with Roscosmos, with the exception of the ISS project. The Office clarified that the decision was made in connection with the policy of Russia towards Ukraine.



In addition, in a statement by NASA, it was noted that the department seeks to get rid of “dependence on Russia” as soon as possible and create its own manned ship.

State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf said that the State Department did not give orders to NASA and other agencies to break with Roscosmos. Information that the State Department ordered NASA to curtail space projects with Russia, Ms. Harf called erroneous. She said: "As much as I would not like to give orders to NASA, we are not doing this."



Well, the American people have long been waiting for NASA to create "a manned ship of its own." Back in December, 2012, a petition on the construction of the Death Star on the US e-government site.

Paul Shawcross, head of the White House's Department of Science and Space, even calculated that this project would require approximately 850 quadrillion dollars. Obama, of course, likes to print money and live in cons, but, they say, such a sum frightened even him. But, if you think about it, the Nobel Peace Prize winner could also become a character in the Guinness Book of Records. No ruler could boast such an impressive public debt.

It seems that now, when it became clear that the Russians would still finish off the dollar, Obama and Shawcross changed their minds. Do not be surprised if someone Darth Vader goes to the 2016 presidential election from the Space American Party.

By the way, in Kiev, his Vader has already appeared. Those who worked in the 20 government for years, he promised to send Tatooine to the planet, and swore officials to replace them with robots ...

Comments from our readers:

ShturmKGB
Well, let Russia give sanctions to NASA ...


avant-garde
It is still possible to introduce minor sanctions and start with the deportation of American astronauts from the ISS into space!


GSH-18
It is impossible. They are on the American part of the ISS. But with their return to the ground on the Russian descent vehicles (and there are no others there), you can wait ...


No he is not a scoundrel

American President Barack Obama told the public stories about “Polish concentration camps” not so long ago. A few years ago, he confused Auschwitz with Buchenwald, just like he mixed his great-uncle with his great-uncle. This “new historian” called South Dakota at a rally in front of its citizens Iowa. Before the election of 2008, Obama said that in the US there are 57 states. And in February 2009, the new president told Congress that the car was an American invention. He quite seriously explained to congressmen that it was necessary to support the domestic auto industry, and said that “the nation that invented the car cannot remain without it”. Meanwhile, some congressmen recalled the names of Daimler and Maybach, and even suggested that these two were not Americans.



The other day the leader of the American people made another historic discovery. Speaking in Brussels, B. Kh. Stated: “Kosovo left Serbia only after a referendum was organized there, not outside the framework of international law, but in careful cooperation with the UN and its neighbors Kosovo”.

The trouble is that there was no referendum there “in careful interaction with the UN and Kosovo’s neighbors.” Back in 1991, a self-styled “republic” was proclaimed there and a fake referendum was held, which was not authorized even among the Albanian community. In the 2008 year, when the Albanian authorities of the province declared independence from Serbia and the creation of the same “Republic of Kosovo”, no plebiscite was held. True, later, in February 2012, a referendum on the recognition of the authorities of the self-proclaimed Republic of Kosovo was held - but only in North Kosovo, where Serbs live predominantly. The question was put to that referendum: “Do you recognize the authorities of the so-called Republic of Kosovo?” 99,74% of those who voted answered “no”. West (recall Obama) the outcome of this plebiscite did not recognize.

And if B.Kh. spoke about this referendum, then he should immediately declare the “Republic of Kosovo” an illegal and illegitimate entity. In this case, the general Western opinion about the "illegality" and "illegitimacy" of the referendum in the Crimea would acquire at least some kind of legal basis.

This Obama blunder happened to continue.

The astonished Russian Foreign Ministry responded to the American connoisseur of history in a special letter on his website. Russian diplomats, who have a better memory than Obama, reminded him that there was no referendum in Kosovo, and even "even more coordinated with the international community." And the White House speechwriters had to write an excuse.

The Russian press published the following translation of the excuse that appeared: “In Kosovo, our president had in mind the unique situation in which independence was the result of many years of exhaustive negotiations and interaction with the leading role of the international community.”

Obviously, the “leading role of the international community” (that is, the USA) completely replaced the referendum, that is, the will of local residents. So what is the "Kosovo precedent"! And we, the Russians, naively believed that it could be applied to the Crimea!

The site fbii.org made an exemplary review of the failures of B.H. Obama. Among other things, here are curious statements about the current president.

“Obama is the most incompetent president after Jimmy Carter,” said Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal. - Recent events have shown that Obama lost a sense of reality. Obviously, we need a strong America, but he claims a reduction in our armed forces, but he brags about the increase in spending on food stamps. ”

The famous Senator John McCain also spoke out. According to him, "Obama is not a scoundrel, but just a fool."

And columnist Peter Vener, who worked in the administrations of the three presidents, believes that B.H. Obama is “unusually dogmatic, immune to other people's evidence and for the most part unable to correct his views in accordance with the circumstances. Therefore, when his worldview is faced with reality, he often falls into a stupor. Instead of an adequate reaction, he creates his own illusion. ”



As a result, we add to this, we have something like a Martian president. He knows little about the Earth, and of that he remembers almost nothing. Often doing the opposite of what he proclaims, and disclosing to the whole world nonsense, composed by some unenlightened speech writer, this Martian, instead of admitting mistakes and apologies, continues to insist on his own blunders and stupidities.

Comments from our readers:

morpogr
Still, it is necessary to introduce candidates for the presidency of the EGE on history and geography as mandatory.


smile
And you are cruel :))) Do you want to leave the United States without presidents? :)))


brelok
I wonder who is behind them? Every new president is dumber than the previous one! After all, this is no accident: it is much easier to manage stupid and stupid.


zao74
And I will answer you. Sometimes in the evenings, Huseynovich locks himself in his office, pulls out a vodka bubble, a cucumber, a Hero of Russia star (secretly handed over GDP) from his personal safe, grunts a hundred and, having a snack on a cucumber, writes a new speech, whispering to it: “This is for the USSR!”


Val_y
Yeah, and he has the call sign "Tanned".


As a sign of Chinese-Russian friendship

Angela Merkel presented China's Xi Jinping with a map of China from the 18th century. Angela Merkel is not strong in maps, sometimes in search of Berlin with a pointer, Russia is hooking, and the Chinese have a real political scandal.



March 28 Merkel and her husband accepted the Chinese leader and the First Lady of the People's Republic of China in Berlin (no, not in Russia, in Germany).

Comrade Sy presented the German Chancellor with porcelain vases, and Frau Merkel presented a map to the President of the People's Republic of China compiled by German mathematician, astronomer and cartographer Johann Matthias Haze in 1740. The old map is missing Inner Mongolia, Manchuria, Xinjiang, Hainan, Taiwan, Tibet. However, according to A. Merkel, this is the “first accurate map” of China.

They say that Comrade C has changed in the face. In China, there is now no doubt that Merkel is trying to "legitimize the independence movement of Tibet and Xinjiang."



The Chinese are resourceful comrades. At the next exchange of gifts, they will present Mrs. Merkel "the first map of a stable Europe" (sample of the Cold War), accompanying the gift with words about that wonderful socialist country where the future Frau Chancellor studied and worked in the Academy of Sciences, and smiled with a smile copied from Putin.

Comments from our readers:

mamont5
Yes, Merkel's advisers do not catch mice at all. For what only get paid?


Aryan
It would be necessary then to give Angela a map of the Third Reich. But not within the boundaries of 1941, but within the boundaries of April 30 of 1945!


vlad0
It seems like a clever aunt, but lately she has been behaving like Obama.


Bobxnumx
Interestingly, the Germans themselves thought to put a pig, or did the Americans suggest? The Chinese are not vindictive, they are just evil, and they have a good memory. With their eastern worldview, they will remember this for a long time.



* “I’ve seen a lot of psychos, but this place is a reserve” - a phrase from the TV series “Lie to Me / Lie Theory)
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  1. mamont5
    mamont5 April 6 2014 08: 38
    +36
    "Poroshenko, Tymoshenko ... Kashchenko?"
    Yes, certain parallels can be traced. Numbers, First, Second and subsequent ... to the room last ... step march!

    "... forced the Ukrainian side to move to philosophical discourses on the topic that it would be possible to somehow agree with Russia on the return of the discount. This, in particular, was stated by the so-called Minister of Energy Mr. Prodan this week."
    Well, no, dear Mr. Prodan. Sold, so sold. Pay 485, because "Bolivar won't take two away."

    "... then Sashko Bilyi, during a special operation in Rovno, shot himself two shots in the heart through negligence."
    Just like in an old joke:
    Sasha Bily goes, slipped, fell directly on the gun, and he took the bedrooms to him right in the heart. And so 8 times.

    "All this would be funny if it were not for our brothers - people whom the self-styled authorities of Ukraine simply lead by the nose, trying to write off all their sins on" Russian militarism "," bloody Kremlin regime "and other fables with a touch of outright Russophobia . "
    "Our brothers"? I do not know. I understand, of course, that they were over twenty years old in the brains of shit ... they were crammed, but ... now the high title of BROTHER must be earned.
    1. maks-101
      maks-101 April 6 2014 09: 00
      +7
      these are people who wishful thinking, the ambition is small, there is little mind, Prypenko has a dream of becoming a president all his life, he is already walking along the corpses and how many victims will be ahead, this does not concern him, and there are many such freaks.
      1. sledgehammer102
        sledgehammer102 April 6 2014 10: 02
        +36
        Russian President Vladimir Putin signed the law “On the termination of agreements concerning the presence of the Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation on the territory of Ukraine.” The State Duma adopted the 31 document in March 2014 of the year, the very next day it was approved by the Federation Council.
        1. Sid.74
          Sid.74 April 6 2014 12: 01
          +85
          "Poroshenko, Tymoshenko ... Kashchenko?"
          I propose to conduct a comparative analysis! Miss Transnistria, Miss Crimea, and Miss Ukraine ... comments are unnecessary ...

          1. Stalnov I.P.
            Stalnov I.P. April 6 2014 12: 30
            +14
            It’s a pity to the woman, now not one peasant will be overpowered, even the one who will drink a vodka bubble, and the first two will not feel sorry for the hand and heart.
            1. Ataman
              Ataman April 6 2014 21: 35
              +4
              There, somewhere else, the princess was ... orange ...
          2. Artem1967
            Artem1967 April 6 2014 14: 18
            +6
            Who is Miss Ukraine? We don’t need those!
            1. Sid.74
              Sid.74 April 6 2014 14: 36
              +11
              Quote: Artem1967
              Who is Miss Ukraine? We don’t need those!

              Chernovol, the current anti-corruption fighter in Ukraine, an opposition journalist who was driven by the opposition’s jeep and asphalt with a muzzle, well, she also suffers from schizophrenia !!! Well, what kind of power in Ukraine, such fighters !!! yes
              1. Artem1967
                Artem1967 April 6 2014 20: 28
                +2
                Thank you, at least this wrestler will know! Surname is also in the subject. Are there normal people there at all?
          3. Kazanec
            Kazanec April 6 2014 16: 01
            +4
            Bugagaga :) A clear selection :)
          4. skullcap
            skullcap April 6 2014 20: 46
            +7
            Quote: Sid.74
            I propose to conduct a comparative analysis! Miss Transnistria, Miss Crimea, and Miss Ukraine ... comments are unnecessary ...

            Excellent, clearly showing all the triptych.
            Only, in my opinion, for greater clarity, it must be supplemented by another Miss Europe - Baroness Ashton.
            Then there will be a complete set.
            PYSY. When they write about Ashton as a baroness, a scene from the operetta "Princess of the Circus" always appears against her will, where it is a question of a mare named Baroness.
            1. The point
              The point April 7 2014 15: 29
              0
              Quote: kosopuz
              it must be supplemented by Miss Europe - Baroness Ashton.

              see a little higher.
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          6. s.melioxin
            s.melioxin April 6 2014 21: 31
            0
            exactly !!! And essentially so in everything ... that in the economy, that in politics. Yes now and in life.
          7. SVAROGE
            SVAROGE April 7 2014 10: 45
            0
            Miss Ukraine, this is not the sister (or daughter (!)) Of Novodvorskaya ...?!
          8. The point
            The point April 7 2014 15: 27
            +5
            Soon and in / in Ukraine there will be geyropey values.
      2. rolik
        rolik April 6 2014 14: 12
        +10
        Quote: maks-xnumx
        , Porshenko’s dream of a lifetime to become president,

        Well, not only the "chocolate hare" has such a dream))))) there everyone stands for each other)))))
        For example, here is this video about the election campaign in Ukraine)))))
      3. I do not care
        I do not care April 6 2014 16: 23
        +35
        Quote: maks-xnumx
        there are many such freaks.
    2. infinite silence ...
      infinite silence ... April 6 2014 11: 48
      +24
      The bloody regime of the Kremlin? Stories with a touch of outright Russophobia !!!

      Solid fables ...
      1. Ascetic
        Ascetic April 6 2014 12: 23
        +66
        Quote: infinite silence ...
        Solid fables ...


        Here is another sample ... taken from rybakov in LJ

        Disturbing news comes from Moscow
        clickable


        Yes, it’s true, he left for a remote village on Friday ... now I’m writing from the basement, wi-fi catches badly. Letters jump, hands tremble with fear ... laughter. Patrols and agents of the FSB roam around, people of draft age are seized right on the street and sent to special mobile camps.
        The wife calls that all the offices and shops are closed, everywhere there are printed announcements - "Everyone has gone to the Ukrainian front."
        But nothing, we don’t get used to it ... but we don’t have the strength to hold on ... Apartments are bought there for 80 thousand. on Kutuzovsky, and I'm sitting in the cellar ... crying
        1. infinite silence ...
          infinite silence ... April 6 2014 12: 43
          +22
          good except laughter ... it doesn’t cause any reaction!
          1. smile
            smile April 6 2014 14: 29
            +24
            infinite silence
            Yeah, Ascetic was extremely successful for the Ukrainian truth-seekers:))) ... and these people are still broadcasting something about the Kremlin propaganda ... :))) The most annoying thing, according to my personal impressions, the Ukrainians quite impressed . Even from those who live with us ... for example, in my Kaliningrad region ... To be honest, I don’t understand why .... from stupidity or from the fact that it’s simply because Russians are used to not loving ....
            I was just struck by such a case. I have a friend, a lawyer, who works according to my profile ... 15 years older than me ... I have always been a supporter of the USSR and the Communists (Zyugu scolded and was right). He is Ukrainian, Odessa. True, the Ukrainian is only half - the second, he - it is clear who .... :))) But in theory, it does not matter. He has a bunch of relatives in Odessa. So, as soon as Russia agreed to accept Crimea, Vasya had something pereklinilo.
            Now Vasya is an ardent self-styled person, Vasya calls Russia an aggressor. Vasya - began to say: - you, Russians ..... :))) After listening to him, I could not resist and asked him - Vassenka, how can you love Bandera, you zhezh well ... d? (forgive me, gentlemen, Jews, I am not an anti-Semite, just a given Vassenka with one of the most famous surnames - namely "w ... d", such a terry ...). To which Vasya told me that this is all Putin's propaganda, there are no fascists there, but there are hundreds of petty hooligans paid by the Kremlin who are shown on our TV.
            Like this. And where does that come from .... I certainly suggested bringing down a free country, and dropping a stingy Jewish tear in front of the Bandera monument, but the fact itself was surprising. And there are not so few of such Vasya.
            1. Ascetic
              Ascetic April 6 2014 14: 57
              +24
              Quote: smile
              Now Vasya is an ardent independent, Vasya calls Russia the aggressor.


              I stole a post from LJ from miss_tramell. I used to rarely visit this mostly garbage dump, but in connection with the events in Ukraine I go regularly ... in order to answer the question how did you get to such a psychosis?

              writes some Ukrainian obvious stupidity. Aircraft carrier Bush has entered the Dnieper and is moving to Kiev to defend his gains-gains - hundreds of likes and share. A man appears in the comments who rightly indicates that he will not fit, they say, an aircraft carrier in the Dnieper. Purely physically will not crawl through. With all desire - well, nothing!

              That's it, dozens of exalted women are attacking him, shouting "b", "quilted jacket" and "putinoid".

              Or else, another writes: Lithuania convened a meeting of the UN Security Council, at which the most important leader of the Crimean Tatars said that three people and not a single Tatar actually came to the referendum.

              The record again frantically likes until a person appears who points out two obvious inconsistencies: Lithuania, not being a permanent member of the Security Council, cannot convene its meetings, and this Tatar is not the main one, but just a clown, one of the Rada’s jesters .

              Well, is it clear what happens next? Again "quilted jacket", "b", "putinoid", yes.

              Throws enough news every day. Yesterday, formerly adequate citizens of Ukraine, today they lost all critical understanding of reality. Five minutes of hate according to Orwell. Slogans, mottos, fat to heroes were replaced by thoughts and the ability to think. Ukrainians became zombies.

              What is it and why? What provoked this mass insanity? Was the laughing gas sprayed over Kiev and its environs, or did they turn on a psychotropic emitter in Alaska? What happens to these people who regressed to the state of fanatics a hitler-agent? Maybe they’ve mixed them into food? I do not understand.
              1. stalkerwalker
                stalkerwalker April 6 2014 15: 31
                +10
                Quote: Ascetic
                Five-minute Orwell Hate

                When on Odnoklassniki I try to convey this idea to a "Bandera friend" from Kiev, in response I receive a hint (from A. Merkel) about our life in Russia in "transcendent unreality."
              2. I do not care
                I do not care April 6 2014 16: 22
                +10
                Quote: Ascetic
                How did you get to such a psychosis?
              3. poplar
                poplar April 6 2014 20: 44
                +4
                Probably all 23 years mixed in humanitarian aid! Even in the past, adequate friends in
                Kharkov succumbed to tv zombies.
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              5. smile
                smile April 6 2014 22: 00
                +3
                Ascetic
                He didn’t steal and stibril?)))) ...... And my Vasya has the name Sidrenko ... and now he says, taking advantage of the fact that he is old and I don’t fight him - they say, we were enslaving in Chechnya. ... yeah ... so it was ....
            2. rolik
              rolik April 6 2014 16: 48
              +5
              Quote: smile
              ..I certainly suggested bringing down to a free country,

              Itself will not fall down)))) Buy him a ticket .... but only one way))))))
            3. The point
              The point April 7 2014 15: 33
              0
              just Vasisualiy Lokhankin. laughing
        2. Colonel
          Colonel April 6 2014 13: 52
          +8
          Quote: Ascetic
          There they buy apartments for 80 thousand. on Kutuzovsky

          The price is at least not in rubles, but in hryvnias?
          1. Ascetic
            Ascetic April 6 2014 14: 41
            +9
            Quote: colonel
            The price is at least not in rubles, but in hryvnias?


            At least in dollars ... I still get fucked up at such prices. A simple odnushka in Moscow costs nothing at all not less than 150 thousand green and then the most killed.
          2. desant_doktor
            desant_doktor April 6 2014 20: 48
            +6
            Phone urgently to the studio! The loot is getting cold, faster-eee !!!!
        3. nov_tech.vrn
          nov_tech.vrn April 6 2014 15: 37
          +9
          Yes, Ascetic, the times are alarming, the Roma and Gypsies have announced mobilization, Kiev is driving 900 units of armored vehicles into the troops, the Gypsies are afraid that they won’t surrender everything to scrap metal in cash
          1. I do not care
            I do not care April 6 2014 16: 40
            +17
            Turchinov Yarosh calls
            Yarosh-the commander of the tank corps at the apparatus!
            Turchinov, what the fuck is the hull, did I give you the current 1 tank?
            Yarosh-so the gypsies on the first night the engine with the transmission sp..dili,
            there was only one corps from the tank, so I am the corps commander. laughing
        4. Passer
          Passer April 6 2014 16: 28
          +7
          Quote: Ascetic
          There they buy apartments for 80 thousand. on Kutuzovsky

          Whisper the phone, buy a couple. hi
          1. Ascetic
            Ascetic April 6 2014 16: 42
            +6
            Quote: Passer
            Whisper the phone, buy a couple.


            This is to Tarasov, who is not Tarasov at all. and some Pshek Tarasevich for American money posting such crap on Facebook and Twitter.
          2. badger1974
            badger1974 April 7 2014 00: 09
            +3
            Yes, do not x, cut the fifth channel. and the whole topic, where and why, and most importantly, to whom, do not be de ... scrap, run buy more bo .... do everything
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        6. rolik
          rolik April 6 2014 16: 43
          +8
          Quote: Ascetic
          I’m sitting in the cellar ...

          So I flew))))))))) That week he returned from Moscow, there was a week-long study. If I knew that the apartments became cheaper, I would definitely buy it))))) Although I do not like Moscow as a place to stay. But since it has fallen in price - fly !!!!!
          And, probably, he miraculously avoided forced-universal mobilization)))))
          Vanyatka "PI" Tarasov wrote described his worst nightmare)))))) So kamk chelik, obviously, did not serve, then dreams about how his little body is shaved into a call))))) And also a nightmare, well, this already a completely hollow sublimation of the unconscious that a mortgage apartment (for systematic non-payment of interest) is confiscated by a bank, and is selling for a cheap price for 80 thousand .... well, at least not hryvnia))))))
          Although, this we have already passed in the early 90's. When the mass media wrote about people who died of starvation in Moscow and lying right on the streets, train stations, squares, in large heaps. At the same time, it was said how good that Ukraine became independent from Moscow. Now, they say, we’ll live like God’s bosom with such an inheritance. History has put everything in its place. Those who are used to always living at the expense of others will never become independent and self-sufficient.
        7. DMB-78
          DMB-78 April 6 2014 23: 59
          +8
          but what about this?
      2. Sid.74
        Sid.74 April 6 2014 15: 14
        +18
        Hmm, but all this was already in Ukraine, only without blood !!! A song written shortly after the Maidan 2004.! The video is already more modern and is relevant to our days !!! what
        1. rolik
          rolik April 6 2014 16: 53
          +7
          Quote: Sid.74
          Hmm, but all this was already in Ukraine

          And you try to place this video on the Censor. Life ban provided))))))
          1. Sid.74
            Sid.74 April 7 2014 01: 36
            +2
            Quote: rolik
            And you try to place this video on the Censor. Life ban provided))))))

            yes Roman, I once visited this site several times, well, it’s impossible to read anything there for more than five minutes, it’s some kind of fabulous reserve .... in !!! So I don’t really want to go there again. hi
            1. rolik
              rolik April 7 2014 13: 34
              +2
              Quote: Sid.74
              Roman, I once visited this site several times, well, for more than five minutes it’s impossible to read anything there, some kind of reserve of fabulous d .... c !!!

              Wow))))) The reserve there is still the same))))) I go there, already, just read. I don’t register, because the ban is immediately upon registration))))) I go to marvel at the brainwashed Ukrainian population. Although, I am tormented by vague doubts, half of the objects present there do not write from the territory of the Outskirts))))
        2. badger1974
          badger1974 April 7 2014 00: 17
          +3
          I wonder where Scriabin and my beloved Nataha disappeared? not really in our Crimea? for the topic plus Sid 74, by the way, I, too, 1974
          1. Sid.74
            Sid.74 April 7 2014 01: 28
            +1
            Quote: badger1974
            for the topic plus Sidu 74, by the way I am also 1974 of the year

            You're welcome hi 74 is the area code! yes
      3. The point
        The point April 7 2014 15: 30
        +1
        with orchestral or without? with a cesspool!
    3. avg
      avg April 6 2014 12: 01
      +13
      Finally, I realized why the right sector is not being dissolved.
      He is needed so that with BB safeguard guard the mobilized Ukrainian army. yes
      1. Turkir
        Turkir April 6 2014 12: 49
        +8
        The right sector and UNA-UNSO will stand behind, like barrage troops - so that none of the soldiers retreat.
        Soldiers of Ukraine immediately go to the side of Russia. good
      2. infinite silence ...
        infinite silence ... April 6 2014 13: 03
        +8


        News from Donetsk ... Scare action.
        1. infinite silence ...
          infinite silence ... April 6 2014 13: 19
          +5


          ... prepared in advance ...
          1. sarmat-4791
            sarmat-4791 April 6 2014 14: 48
            +1
            I didn’t understand something - was it MAY 6, 2013? or just a mistake in the credits
    4. afdjhbn67
      afdjhbn67 April 7 2014 05: 31
      +1
      what a cynical suicide .. (A.Kivinov)
  2. Name
    Name April 6 2014 08: 44
    +15
    Poroshenko, Tymoshenko ... Kashchenko?, and where are the European psychiatrists ..: Ukraine is the spiritual center of Europe, it is here that the leading intellectuals of the world will soon come together to create a new model of world social structure. Ukraine will become a platform for creating an updated image of humanity, fairer and more free than ever in history. In the near future, all European peoples who are unhappy with something in their own country will adopt the Ukrainian experience in creating effective socio-political systems. Here, in Ukraine, the start of the New Civilization will be given, which will lead all the nations of the world. wassat - and this is all from the pretender to the "PRESIDENCE" .... OH-C ...
    1. AlexxxNik
      AlexxxNik April 6 2014 10: 22
      +7
      somewhere I already read this, they then raised money 28p and fled on a boat
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      2. Stalker
        Stalker April 6 2014 11: 03
        +9
        The tour began !!!
        1. The point
          The point April 7 2014 15: 43
          0
          Quote: Stalker
          The tour began !!!

          dangerous touring.
    2. Evgen_Vasilich
      Evgen_Vasilich April 6 2014 19: 45
      +4
      does not remind? - O. Bender, about the chess capital of the world)))
    3. Vanko
      Vanko April 7 2014 17: 49
      0
      Well, yes, the new galactic center, New Vasyuki tongue
  3. major071
    major071 April 6 2014 08: 46
    +22
    Good morning everyone! hi Thanks to Alex, Oleg for the review! good
    The circus with the show program "Ukraine" continues its performances. Clowns are getting sold out. The Ukrainian people are drooling with emotion. Insanity is already incurable. laughing
    1. Stalker
      Stalker April 6 2014 09: 55
      +25
      The circus with the show program "Ukraine" continues its performances. Clowns are getting sold out. The Ukrainian people are drooling with emotion. Insanity is already incurable


      One Ukrainian woodpecker says to another:
      - Whoever is not accused of murders on the Maidan: both golden eagles and falcons, they will reach us, woodpeckers. laughing
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    3. infinite silence ...
      infinite silence ... April 6 2014 10: 58
      +15
      Ukrainian people drool from tenderness


      I do not think of tenderness. In some impotent rage. Snot smears on the walls!
      Already from the news cringe. In disgust.
      1. olegglin
        olegglin April 6 2014 12: 51
        +6
        hunger will defeat fascism ...
        1. nahalenok911
          nahalenok911 April 6 2014 14: 00
          +5
          It is unlikely ... everything is unpredictable on Ukrainian soil ... More precisely, on the contrary: the more hungry, the more guilty .. Putin.
      2. Lelek
        Lelek April 6 2014 13: 50
        +6
        Jewish Weissman (party nickname - Poroshenko) will not show such tricks when he gets to the graveyard and what remains there. bully
  4. a52333
    a52333 April 6 2014 08: 49
    +20
    Who would doubt that the current "authorities" of Ukraine will seek the extreme on the side. And of course, the ideal option for today's Kiev is to declare that the “Oscals of the Oscals” are to blame for everything


    From the blog of N. Starikov.

    The cat left the kittens.
    This is Putin's fault.
    The hare was thrown by the mistress.
    Guilty Guess!

    Here ends the board
    The poor bull.
    Our Tanya is crying loudly.
    Near Putin, not otherwise.

    The light went out, the fence fell,
    The car stalled motor
    Healthy tooth removed
    Ile climbed into the apartment thief
    Did not like the movie,
    You have come to r ... but.
    Any cataclysm
    One explanation:

    Every democrat knows
    "It's Putin's fault!"
    1. Arberes
      Arberes April 6 2014 09: 15
      +12
      Quote: a52333
      The cat left the kittens.

      I am reading this poem for the eighth time on this site! Maybe it's time to show imagination and create something new?
      1. major071
        major071 April 6 2014 09: 30
        +30
        Hello friend! hi
        We will go the other way:

        Obama does not catch flies at all
        In speeches already a tantrum
        Yes, he was not witty
        Orator, damn it, from America
        Bushes are already passing him
        Mind not shining
        And who is Obama whispering in his ears
        The same "stragglers"
        Do not know the realities of the world
        Monkey Fragment
        Not far away from them
        Barah Hussein Obama!
        laughing drinks
        1. Arberes
          Arberes April 6 2014 09: 55
          +8
          Quote: major071
          We will go the other way:

          Hello, brother! You are always on top! drinks

          Quote: a52333
          The fact that I do not like poetry

          Mayakovsky is already wonderful! So you are our man! drinks

          Quote: delfinN
          Lensky went on a duel in trousers. They parted and a shot rang out.

          I am touched to the core! Thank you for these pearls, dear delfinN (1) drinks
      2. a52333
        a52333 April 6 2014 09: 42
        +6
        Oops ...

        The fact is that I do not like poetry (except perhaps Mayakovsky) from school I do not read, I skip from and on the site. and then a friend sent to the mail.
        1. oldstaryi
          oldstaryi April 6 2014 14: 08
          +5
          In vain you are so, my dear, in vain. Yesenin wrote wonderful poems: I kissed me drunk, I am knocked down like a color, Pushkin: I am the famous don Drochila, I have great power in x *** y! Great and powerful Russian language! What about Twardowski? laughing
          1. a52333
            a52333 April 6 2014 18: 16
            +9
            No, not an option ...

            I would eat a wolf
            bureaucracy.
            To mandates
            no respect.
            To any
            to hell with mothers
            any piece of paper.
            But this ..
            Я
            I get
            from wide legs
            duplicate of priceless cargo.
            Read,
            envy,
            I -
            citizen of the Soviet Union
      3. delfinN
        delfinN April 6 2014 09: 45
        +48
        Read it, the mood will improve:
        From school essays:

        1. The tractor raced across the field, smelling slightly ...
        2. In summer, the boys and I went camping with an overnight stay, and we only took
        necessary: ​​potatoes, a tent and Maria Ivanovna.
        3. Died M.Yu. Lermontov in the Caucasus, but he did not love him therefore!
        4. Plyushkin piled a whole bunch in his corner and put it there every day.
        5. Lensky went on a duel in trousers. They parted and a shot rang out.
        6. Dantes was not worth a damn Pushkin’s egg.
        7. Two horses entered the courtyard. These were the sons of Taras Bulba.
        8. Onegin liked Byron, so he hung him over the bed.
        9. Gerasim put a saucer on the floor, and began to poke a muzzle at him.

        10. Onegin had a hard time inside and he came to Tatyana to relieve herself.
        11. Lermontov was born to his grandmother in the village when his parents lived in Petersburg.
        12. Chatsky went through the anus and propped the door with a stick.
        13. Gerasim poured Mouchey.
        14. Poor Lisa tore flowers and fed her mother.
        15. Khlestakov got into the chaise and shouted: “Drive, my dear, to the airport!
        16. Father Chatsky died in childhood.
        17. Pierre was a secular man and therefore urinated with perfume.
        18. In his old age, he was bedridden with cancer.
        19. Suddenly, German heard the creak of springs. It was an old princess.
        20. Kabanikha felt Katerina soft spot and every day pressed on him.

        21. The Rostovs had three daughters: Natasha, Sonya, and Nikolai.
        22. Taras mounted his horse. The horse bent, and then laughed.
        23. Tatyana’s soul is full of love and cannot wait, as if to douse someone with it
        25. Onegin was a rich man: in the mornings he sat in the restroom, and then went to the circus.
        26. Peter the Great jumped off the pedestal and ran after Eugene, loudly clattering hooves.
        28. Deaf-mute Gerasim did not like gossip and spoke only the truth.
        29. Neither fathers nor children are satisfied with Turgenev.
        30. Girls like Olga have long been tired of Onegin, and Pushkin too.

        31. I met Mikhail Yurievich Lermontov in kindergarten.
        32. Gerasim ate for four, and worked alone.
        33. Pechorin abducted Bela in a fit of feelings and wanted through her love
        get closer to the people. But he did not succeed. He did not succeed with this
        Maxim Maximych.
        34. Chichikov has many positive features: he is always shaved and smells.
        35. Pugachev helped Grinev not only in work, but also in love for Masha.
        36. Silky, blond curls knocked out from under her lace apron.
        37. Sons came to Taras and began to get to know him.
        38. Famusov condemns his daughter for the fact that Sophia in the morning and already with a man.
        39. Thus, Pechorin took possession of Bela, and Kazbich - of Caraquez.
        40. Natasha was a true Russian nature, she loved nature and often went to the yard.

        41. Gerasim left Tatyana and contacted Mumu.
        42. Grushnitsky carefully aimed on his forehead, a bullet scratched his knee.
        43. Poets of the XNUMXth century were easily wounded people: they were often killed in duels.
        44. Here he first learned spoken Russian from the nanny Arina Rodionovna.
        45. The first successes of Pierre Bezukhov in love were bad - he immediately married.
        46. ​​As a result, not a man grew up from Tikhon, but a real sheep.
        47. Kirsanov was sitting in the bushes, but he saw everything that was not necessary.
        48. At first Tatyana passionately loved Onegin, but he did not see her in the eye. But when she got colder, Eugene decided to start all over again. It was late.
        49. The Chairperson so took the milkmaid for the living, that the milk yield immediately increased.
        50. When I read Gorky's novel "Mother", I myself wanted to become a mother.
        1. delfinN
          delfinN April 6 2014 09: 47
          +23
          One comment does not include:
          51. On the field there were groans of the wounded and the dead.
          52. There was an unusual aroma in the forest, and I also stopped to stand.
          53. Flying on crutches is not easy, but he has learned.
          54. The Decembrists accumulated great potency and poured it on Senate Square.
          55. "A girl was sitting on the shore, next to her was a dog, she was dressed in a blue dress and a scarf with polka dots.
          56. "No sooner had the collective farmer left the podium than the chairman of the collective farm climbed on to her"
          57. "The princess rode in a carriage with her rear raised up"
          58. "A boy in a boat quickly rowed with rocker arms"
          59. "Natasha Rostova wanted to say something, but the opened door closed her mouth."
          60. "A ruddy black man entered the room from the cold"

          61. "The seal had down on its head and a little tail"
          62. "Geese flew with bare feet" ...
          63. "Finally, the flower's dream came true - it turned blue" ...
          64. "The coachman pushed the horse backwards.
          65. Repin's painting "waiting" - the girls sat on the boat keel up
          66. On the topic 'my beloved teacher' The teacher was mingling with lipstick and peeing with perfume.
          67. "While Pavel Vlasov spat on the decaying corpse of tsarism at the trial, his mother threw leaflets on this corpse in the street."
          68. "Andrii! - cried Taras. - What I gave birth to, so I will kill!"
          69. "Dubrovsky had intercourse with Masha through a hollow."
          70. "There is a goby swinging, ending on the go ..."

          71. "........ Before us is Vasnetsov's painting" Three heroes .... "Looking at the horse of Dobrynya Nikitich, we see that he is from a wealthy family .. But the face of the horse Alyosha Popovich is not visible - he bent down ...
          72. "Someone went to Dubrovsky's bottom!"
          73. "The warriors of Alexander Nevsky fought with the knight-dogs with rubber swords."
          74. "Lenin arrived in Petrograd, made a speech from the armored car, then sat on it and went to storm the Winter Palace."
          75. "In 1968, the peasants were given passports and they began to travel around the country."
          76. "The army of Ivan the Terrible approached Kazan and surrounded it"
          77. "In the cave of primitive man, everything was made of animal skins, even the curtains on the windows."
          78. "... When gas was supplied to our village, all residents were connected to the gas pipeline."
          79. "The girl ate the pie with the dog that was running after her."
          80. From an essay on Virgin Land Upturned. -During the riot, women stole the entire seed fund of Davydov.

          81. "The elk went out to the edge of the forest and howled in frustration."
          82. "Chelkash was walking along the road. From his ripped trousers one could see his proletarian origin."
          83. "Swallows flew across the sky and croaked loudly"
          84. "Otelo went mad and killed Desdemona."
          85. "Dubrovsky stood near the window with his hands
          86. "A milkmaid spoke on the podium. Then the chairman climbed onto her."
          87. "The Seven Dwarfs loved Snow White very much, because she was kind, clean and did not refuse anyone."
          88. Raskolnikov woke up and sweetly reached for an ax. The corpse was lying and barely breathing, the corpse's wife was sitting nearby, and the corpse's brother was lying in another room unconscious.
          89. On the bank of the river, the milkmaid milked a cow, and in the water it was reflected the opposite.
          1. delfinN
            delfinN April 6 2014 09: 48
            +26
            And more:
            91. Anna Karenina did not find a single real man and therefore lay down under the train.
            92. The poem is written in rhyme, which is often observed in the poet.
            93. Suvorov was a real man and slept with ordinary soldiers.
            94. Pushkin was sensitive in many places.
            95. The great Russian artist Levitan was born into a poor Jewish family.
            96. Of all the female charms, Maria Bolkonskaya had only eyes.
            97. Anna agreed with Vronsky in a completely new way unacceptable to the country.
            98. "Pushkin did not have time to dodge and Dantes discharged the whole clip into him"
            99. The bears saw that the bear’s bed was crumpled, and realized: there was Masha.
            100. It was quiet around, as if everyone had died out ... What a beauty!

            101. A sundial ticked loudly in the room.
            102. "Since Pechorin is an extra person, then writing about him is an extra waste of time"
            103. "The train driver himself could not really explain how he found himself on Anna Karenina"
            104. "The old prince Bolkonsky did not want his son to marry Natasha Rostova and gave him a year on probation."
            105. "I really like the heroine of Leo Tolstoy's novel War and Peace, especially when she dances at the ball with Stirlitz."
            106. "Chickens, ducks and other household utensils walked around the yard."
            107. "Denis Davydov turned his back to the women and shot twice"
            108. "When Russian warriors entered the battlefield, the Mongol-Tatar yoke jumped out from behind the mound."
            109. “Prince Oleg was predicted that he would die from a snake that would crawl out of his skull”
            110. "Pierre Bezukhov wore pantaloons with a high frill"

            111. "The rider pinned the horse"
            112. "Grandfather cured the hare and began to live with him"
            113. "His eyes looked at each other with tenderness"
            114. Papa Carlo knocked out Buratino "
            115. "Trinity was characteristic of Gogol's work. With one foot he stood in the past, with the other he entered the future, and between him he had a terrible reality."
            116. "My feathered friend, a hamster, sits in a cage"
            117. "It was quiet in the forest, but wolves howled around the corner."
            118. "Vasya got himself a dog when he was still a puppy"
            119. "The goalkeeper's eyes, like his legs, were running after the sword."
            120. "The girls walked and crunched their feet together."

            121. "Anya, sitting on a chair, slept, and ate a roll in passing"
            122. "A cow is a large animal with four legs at the corners."
            123. A saber hung between his legs.
            124. We were sleeping, but we could not sleep.
            125. Arsenic is used as a good sedative.
            126. At the balls, he looked after the ladies, but soon he was tired of these jokes.
            127. There were many pigeons on the roof. Forty man.
            128. An ordinary head was wound on a thin neck twined with tendons.
            129. Scattered dirty tracks lay on the school floor
            130. Our distant ancestors made the revolution naked, barefoot, in bast shoes.
            1. Ilotan
              Ilotan April 6 2014 10: 42
              +6
              I’m not too lazy to type. But I laughed heartily. Thank you. Now there are just not enough positive emotions. I put "+" Where are the firewoods? Do you have to communicate a lot with children or borrowed from the Internet?
              1. delfinN
                delfinN April 6 2014 10: 54
                +17
                From neta.
                The family that came from Moldova has four people. Young go to language courses, a child - in the first grade of elementary school, mother-in-law is managed by the au pair. She does not know the language, so she can’t wait until her grandson returns from school to send him to the store. This time she asked her grandson to buy chicken in the newly opened new peasant gesheft.
                The boy did not know the location of the goods; he could not find the chicken, as it is called - he also forgot. But the child was smart (like all our children!). Seeing the eggs, he led the seller to them and asked:
                - Wo ist ihre Mutter?
                In the first minute, the seller did not understand what was going on, but after a short moment guessed. The peasant's loud laughter shook the tent walls of the shop.
                He appreciated the boy’s humor, chose the largest chicken, beautifully wrapped it and presented it to him.
            2. Sagittarius
              Sagittarius April 6 2014 10: 56
              +8
              The great and mighty Russian language!!! As soon as it occurred to all sorts of freaks to forbid him. Interestingly, Ukrainian language is also rich in semantic shades and "flexibility" of application?
              1. askort154
                askort154 April 6 2014 12: 13
                +18
                Sagittarius ...... Great and mighty Russian language !!! As soon as it occurred to all sorts of freaks to forbid him. Interestingly, Ukrainian language is also rich in nuances of meaning and "flexibility" of application?

                Of course, write down:
                - Ukraine didn’t die,
                - mos-kali get,
                - ka-tsap, this is a mixture of mos-kal with tatar,
                - we will kill mo-rocks from the atom,
                - etc. etc.
                But the most defining of their "semantic shade and flexibility of application":
                - WHO DOES NOT JUMP, THAT MOS_CAL "!
                Gogol was lucky that he did not live to see this.
                1. delfinN
                  delfinN April 6 2014 12: 35
                  +9
                  Yes, heard enough. We are not vindictive, we just remember it well.
                  Here they are, pearls:
                  Who does not jump, that m // cal.
                  M // wheelchair on gilyaku.
                  Dyakoy, my God, I’m not m // cal.
                  “Tattoo, tattoo, liz damn u hut” - “Darma, abi not m // kal”.
                  If damn that m // they’ve stolen it, remember me’s name.
                  For the foreing, washing, and m / / cal.
                  Z m // kalem friends, and keep the stone in the bosom.
                  Having brewed a damn m // kalem beer, that malt malt.
                  Kazav m // kal law, that th brahav bravo.
                  If you want to kill m // Kalya, then you’ll see the teeth of Viskal.
                  For a penny of ammunition, for ten ambitious.
                  M // Cal on slosi without banging.
                  M // kal yak raven, that sly for the devil.
                  Chorzno in bast shoes, that m / m // Cal.
                  M \\ kallikom arrogates to the dermal p_d nіs with him to smell.
                  Moscow on the evil days is zudovannaya, that th year is evil.
                  Khoch Dobriy Cholovik, Ta m // Cal.
                  Do not fall into m // kalya uncle call, but all uncle.
                  Moscow hour, like a liquid infection.
                  M // kal know the way, that eat.
                  “Schob ti zozuli not chuv” (every woman). - “To me and hoopoe will cloak” (odrіka m // kal)
                  From m // kalya, at least cut off the floors, but leave!
              2. I do not care
                I do not care April 6 2014 17: 31
                +4
                Quote: Sagittarius
                The great and mighty Russian language!!! As soon as it occurred to all sorts of freaks to forbid him. Interestingly, Ukrainian language is also rich in semantic shades and "flexibility" of application?

                guess laughing
            3. askold
              askold April 6 2014 12: 00
              +4
              Yes, it's true, "... a terrible reality," well, at one time, in the heat of the moment, we could also write: "He drew his sword and fired ..." And funny, and sad, and perhaps even scary.
              1. maxvet
                maxvet April 6 2014 21: 01
                +1
                Quote: askold
                : "he drew his sword and fired ..."

                But some swords could shoot
                http://www.mihas.net/thread.php?threadid=24991
            4. tundra
              tundra April 6 2014 12: 30
              +6
              I read in several tricks, because I laughed to tears. laughing
            5. Platov
              Platov April 6 2014 13: 43
              +7
              . "A cow is a large animal with four legs at the corners." And you want to defeat the people with such humor.
              "I really like the heroine of Leo Tolstoy's novel War and Peace, especially when she dances with Stirlitz at the ball." Only Russian knows who Stirlitz is, and we are proud of the prototype.
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      4. brelok
        brelok April 6 2014 13: 10
        +6
        Berkutovites in the number of 100 people by force took one of the regional departments of Kiev and are holding the defense there. "Right Sector" is preparing to storm the building. The barricaded people call the Berkut employees from other regions asking for help. Southeast, get up! They will not come out alive ... this comment seemed interesting on UNN
        1. Lelek
          Lelek April 6 2014 13: 58
          +15
          But do the usurpers want to shoot 12 Berkut soldiers under this news, and open the hunt for the rest. Something is muddy in this kingdom.
      5. Passer
        Passer April 6 2014 16: 32
        +1
        Quote: Arberes
        I am reading this poem for the eighth time on this site! Maybe it's time to show imagination and create something new?

        At http://www.segodnya.ua/ there are many different versions.
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      7. old man 72
        old man 72 April 6 2014 17: 20
        +4
        Arberes, do not find fault! A good verse, and just in time, and how many times it is, this verse is printed not important.
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  5. Name
    Name April 6 2014 08: 49
    +5
    The famous Senator John McCain also spoke up. In his opinion, [b] “Obama is not a scoundrel at all, but simply” [/ b].- [b] HOW PLEASANT THE SELF-CRITICISM OF "EXCLUSION".[/B] repeat
  6. mamont5
    mamont5 April 6 2014 08: 57
    +7
    "On Ukrainian Internet flea markets and specialized sites, you can purchase MRE dry rations of the American army, produced in 2013. The dates of the announcements coincide with the date of arrival of the American humanitarian aid in the country."

    We tested these dry land in Ukraine. Very critical statements. It is clear that army food is not a restaurant order, but still ...
    "And the real dry rations, which the Pentagon supplies the American army, disappointed not only the chefs, but also the famous restaurateur who decided to try the contents of the package, which, by the way, is prohibited to sell.
    http://warfiles.ru/show-51725-amerikanskie-suhie-payki-otbili-appetit-u-izvestno

    go-restoratora.html

    "Who would doubt that the current" authorities "of Ukraine will look for the extreme on the side. And, of course, the ideal option for today's Kiev is to declare that the" oaths of m. "Are guilty of everything."
    And how did they personally not see Putin on the roof with a rifle? For greater reliability it was necessary. Maydanuty would believe.
    1. nahalenok911
      nahalenok911 April 6 2014 14: 24
      +4
      Or maybe they will also be offended by the Americans for tasteless rations? Well, they’re not used to eating, sir ...
  7. Andrey KZ
    Andrey KZ April 6 2014 08: 57
    +12
    After Mr. Darth Vader was removed from the race, spitting on all the intergalactic interests of Ukraine,
    The intergalactic democratic community must impose sanctions against the CEC of Ukraine. The CEC chairman is prohibited from entering the Alpha Centauri system.
    1. Ilotan
      Ilotan April 6 2014 10: 47
      +5
      The junta is get! Darth Vader - President!
  8. Name
    Name April 6 2014 08: 58
    +14
    The North Atlantic Alliance and the one who presented the "card" winked :
    1. Igool
      Igool April 7 2014 02: 36
      +1
      Yes, that's exactly it. This is the mentality of Europe and America. Lies for lies.
  9. Egoza
    Egoza April 6 2014 08: 58
    +18
    Thanks to the authors for the review! ++++++!
    But why are you so!
    Apparently, according to the CEC, the rest of the candidates (for example, Poroshenko’s oligarch, or the main ukrosidelitzya who was released by mistake) did not discredit the Ukrainian elections ...

    Petya worked so hard, worked so hard! - "Income of the presidential candidate of Ukraine, non-factional deputy Petro Poroshenko in 2013 amounted to 51,83 million UAH., and his family members - UAH 52 thousand. This is evidenced by the income declaration posted on the CEC website. "- Dear person !!!! lol

    And Julia! Well she brought such savings that through the court it is PROVEN !!!
    It will also force Russia to pay MoD !!!! belay

    "In satisfaction of the claim of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation against the Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine and the State Treasury of Ukraine for the recovery of UAH 3 refuse completely, "the court's decision says.

    In addition, the court ruled collect from the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation in the state budget of Ukraine 38,676 million UAH, which, according to a previous court decision, the State Treasury of Ukraine was obliged to transfer to the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation.

    The Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, as noted in the court's decision, did not provide any evidence in support of the existence of letters from the Prime Minister of Ukraine Pavel Lazarenko to the Prime Minister of the Russian Federation Viktor Chernomyrdin, confirming the existence of the debt. "
    1. stalkerwalker
      stalkerwalker April 6 2014 10: 10
      +2
      Quote: Egoza
      The Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, as noted in the court's decision, did not provide any evidence in support of the existence of letters from the Prime Minister of Ukraine Pavel Lazarenko to the Prime Minister of the Russian Federation Viktor Chernomyrdin, confirming the existence of the debt. "

      Helena !
      hi
      Glad to see you!
      fellow
      1. Egoza
        Egoza April 6 2014 10: 31
        +3
        Quote: stalkerwalker

        Helena !
        hi
        Glad to see you!
        fellow

        Thank! Mutually!
    2. Lelek
      Lelek April 6 2014 14: 04
      +7
      What are these debts? We here with Obama and Nuland indulge in buns ... repeat
  10. igordok
    igordok April 6 2014 09: 02
    +7
    3 April USA announced that NASA is breaking off cooperation with Roscosmos, The exception was the ISS project.

    The Alliance has suspended all practical civilian and military cooperation with Russia.
    the exception was the Afghanistan project.
    And without exceptions - weakly.
    1. Vyalik
      Vyalik April 6 2014 12: 28
      +6
      they break off cooperation with Roscosmos, but I wonder what they are going to return their astronaut from orbit, probably in passing or hitchhiking?
      And the information that McDonald's closes its branches in Crimea slipped through. Are we really so lucky? Now that we will not have them either. What HAPPINESS.
  11. andrei332809
    andrei332809 April 6 2014 09: 03
    +5
    Before the 2008 election, Obama said there were 57 states in the United States.

    right, he considered the states of lithuania, latvia, estov, pshek and who else?
    thanks to the authors, selection on top hi
  12. serega.fedotov
    serega.fedotov April 6 2014 09: 04
    +5
    What nah..n kashenko? Hospice behind concrete walls and machine-gun towers! Ito only in gratitude for the presented Crimea!
  13. tuts
    tuts April 6 2014 09: 05
    +11
    If you read foreign media, you get the following:

    Yanukovych was an agent of Putin and wanted to destroy Ukraine. But he was overthrown by agents of Putin from the Right Sector, who want to destroy Ukraine. And then Putin’s agents came to power - corrupt officials and oligarchs, but Putin’s agents in the Southeast rebelled against this. But they were prevented by Putin’s agent, Yulia Tymoshenko, who wanted to destroy Ukraine.
    1. svp67
      svp67 April 6 2014 09: 27
      +7
      Quote: tots
      But they were prevented by Putin’s agent, Yulia Tymoshenko, who wanted to destroy Ukraine.

      In continuation: "But she was not allowed to do it - Putin's protege - Poroshenko ..."
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      2. nahalenok911
        nahalenok911 April 6 2014 14: 31
        +3
        who himself, without any help, wanted to destroy Ukraine ..
  14. upasika1918
    upasika1918 April 6 2014 09: 06
    +29
    Obama Twenty years after the sanctions.
    1. Strezhevsky
      Strezhevsky April 6 2014 10: 56
      +22
      Quote: upasika1918
      Obama Twenty years after the sanctions.

      Most likely like this)))
      1. Onotollah
        Onotollah April 6 2014 17: 52
        +4
        Quote: Strezhevsky
        Most likely like this)))

        Well, why did they attack the poor Obama?
        He does everything right, plays for our team.
        After the presidential election in America, you can put him a house in central Russia. Bank, a toilet on the street, a cow, pigs. I think I deserve it.
        Not well, but what? He has done so much good for us, now he’ll kill another dollar and there will be a lot of gibberish.
      2. desant_doktor
        desant_doktor April 6 2014 20: 54
        +1
        Fire!!!!!! Ahhhhhhh !! Megazachet !!!! White Power!
  15. Name
    Name April 6 2014 09: 06
    +9
    Earth tremors
    Now, the main theme of InO SmI is ordinary fear.
    -so the move is for GDP and everyone knows that KONEM WILL GO, THERE IS ONLY A FORK FOR THE WEST.
    1. Ascetic
      Ascetic April 6 2014 12: 50
      +8
      Quote: name
      Now, the main theme of InO SMI has become ordinary fear. So the move is for GDP and everyone knows that KONEM WILL GO, THERE IS ONLY A FORK FOR THE WEST.


      Here the other day SSBN pr.667BDRM "Dolphin" will receive the new ICBM R-29RMU2.1 in common parlance called "Liner".

      Successful test launches of Liner ICBMs were performed on May 20 and September 29, 2012. The presence of Sineva and Liner ICBMs will allow Project 667BDRM submarine missile carriers to be in service until 2030.

      The liner differs from the "Sineva" mainly in new combat equipment, which differs in the variability of warheads and anti-missile defense means, depending on the tasks being solved. The liner "can be equipped with either ten warheads of a low power class with anti-missile defense means, or eight warheads of the same class, but with additional capabilities to overcome missile defense, or four medium-power warheads with anti-missile defense means. The Liner missile system allows carry out salvo and single missile launches while moving at depths of up to 55 meters and at a speed of up to seven knots.
      1. Name
        Name April 6 2014 13: 19
        +6
        On Saturday, April 5, a symbolic event took place in the history of the newly created National Guard. Her first battalion took the oath of allegiance to the Fatherland. This is from Liner after Sineva
      2. oldstaryi
        oldstaryi April 6 2014 14: 25
        +6
        The liner differs from the "Sineva" mainly in new combat equipment, which differs in the variability of warheads and anti-missile defense means, depending on the tasks being solved. The liner "can be equipped with either ten warheads of a low power class with anti-missile defense means, or eight warheads of the same class, but with additional capabilities to overcome missile defense, or four medium-power warheads with anti-missile defense means. The Liner missile system allows carry out salvo and single missile launches while moving at depths of up to 55 meters and at a speed of up to seven knots.


        This is how they like to fill tanks! No, just to write that Liner \ Sineva allows the delivery of warheads along ANY trajectory at a distance of 2500 km bully ....So that is all! Poplars nervously smoke on the sidelines! wassat
        1. vtnsk
          vtnsk April 6 2014 15: 55
          +6
          Quote: oldstaryi
          This is how they like to fill tanks! No, just to write that Liner \ Sineva allows the delivery of warheads along ANY trajectory at a distance of 2500 km bully ....So that is all! Poplars nervously smoke on the sidelines! wassat

          Topol has other combat missions and theater of operations.
        2. Ascetic
          Ascetic April 6 2014 16: 06
          +6
          Quote: oldstaryi
          That's how they like to fill tanks! No, just to write that Liner \ Sineva allows you to carry out military units along ANY trajectory at a distance of 2500 km .... And u! Poplars nervously smoke on the sidelines!


          These are different types of missiles and they have different tasks, and accordingly the requirements for the characteristics of weapons are also different. Suppose (I think I will not reveal the secret) that the SSBN is planned to be used, including in proactive RPM and Poplars are not suitable for this purpose. And let's say for single or group RPN it makes no sense to use SSBNs or heavy silos of silos of OS, for this there is a PGRK (strike object (region)). Well and so on down to various options in terms of combat use of all types of strategic nuclear forces and types of missiles.
    2. tehnoluks
      tehnoluks April 18 2014 23: 29
      0
      Not "FORK FOR THE WEST" - but "FORK FOR THE WEST"
  16. Egoza
    Egoza April 6 2014 09: 10
    +20
    And of course, the ideal option for today's Kiev is to declare that the “curses of the Muscovite” are guilty of everything.


    In this case, the "golden eagle" and a certain "black company" (pay attention to the specifics of the rhetoric) immediately became "guilty", and immediately after the appearance of the WF interview to foreign journalists. Before that, no investigation had been carried out, because initially there was a tendency to “quietly forget about this episode”.
    And now no investigation is being conducted ... there is a scheme according to which, under any conditions, the culprit has already been appointed. Further, a matter of technology.
    So what if the "specialists" needed to have the ability to teleport or hypnotize the crowd. Few people care about this. No one will ever say what kind of weapon was used, they will not give the data of a ballistic examination, testimony of witnesses and the entire range of standard investigation data required for an indictment. They will compose something, lie again, etc.
    Otherwise it will be necessary to blame ... ourselves.
    And where are the "terrible Pravoseki" who promised to "solve Avakov" for Bely ... were blown away like a lousy ball into which they poked with a needle. Now they will "fight" for the presidency .... who will live, naturally.

    Well, a lot more.
    Having gone beyond the legal framework, it is no longer possible to return back. Therefore, one can forget about any legal protection of anyone, if there is no access to the "right people".
    Prosecutor's Office -fiction
    Courts Fiction
    Investigative authorities - fiction
    And the power itself is a fiction.
    Anarchy is the mother of order and in every village there is a chieftain.
    1. svp67
      svp67 April 6 2014 09: 32
      +7
      Quote: Egoza
      Well, a lot more.
      Having gone beyond the legal framework, it is no longer possible to return back. Therefore, one can forget about any legal protection of anyone, if there is no access to the "right people".
      Prosecutor's Office -fiction
      Courts Fiction
      Investigative authorities - fiction
      And the power itself is a fiction.
      Anarchy is the mother of order and in every village there is a chieftain.

      In this situation, soon the state may become - FICCIA ...
      1. stalkerwalker
        stalkerwalker April 6 2014 10: 13
        +4
        Quote: svp67
        Prosecutor's Office -fiction
        Courts Fiction
        Investigative authorities - fiction
        And the power itself is a fiction.
        Anarchy is the mother of order and in every village there is a chieftain.
        In this situation, soon the state may become - FICCIA ...

        If the Maidan is a form of expression of the will of the "people", then it will be so ...
    2. revnagan
      revnagan April 6 2014 13: 02
      +2
      Quote: Egoza
      The Prosecutor's Office -fiction Courts -fiction Investigative bodies -fiction Yes, and the government itself is a fiction.

      Yes, the state itself has been a fiction for 23 years!
    3. Lelek
      Lelek April 6 2014 14: 08
      +21
      I understand that you are talking about this gop company ...
      1. smart Fox
        smart Fox April 6 2014 15: 42
        +5
        and what these freaks drink our Zhiguli
  17. mamont5
    mamont5 April 6 2014 09: 11
    +10
    "... NATO has worked consistently for twenty years" to develop closer cooperation and build confidence with Russia. "
    Yeah, collaborated. Taking advantage of Russia's weakness and violating all the treaties concluded with it, the NATO spider crawled closer and closer to our borders. But now ALL! Enough! It’s time to throw this ugly creature from our lands!

    "GSh-18
    You can't. They are on the American side of the ISS. But with their return to the ground on Russian descent vehicles (and others are not there), you can wait ... "
    Until the Americans create their ship. smile
    1. svp67
      svp67 April 6 2014 09: 33
      +8
      Quote: mamont5
      GSH-18
      You can't. They are on the American side of the ISS. But with their return to the ground on Russian descent vehicles (and others are not there), you can wait ... "
      Until the Americans create their ship

      And feed them with American dry ration ...
  18. delfinN
    delfinN April 6 2014 09: 13
    +35
    Circus on the wire. Cool cartoon:
    1. Gunsmith
      Gunsmith April 6 2014 11: 01
      +6
      Cool cartoon! That is how it is!
    2. sarmat-4791
      sarmat-4791 April 6 2014 15: 07
      +6
      The only way to get cookies is to flunk this "blue" pseudo-state entity.
      PS1. Another question is what GMOs poked into the cookies there, that the roof to demolish the beginning?
      PS2 In fact, flour is harmful, damn it, feeding people like some kind of cattle in a stable.
    3. svp67
      svp67 April 6 2014 20: 19
      +1
      _______________________
      good
  19. Rusin Dima
    Rusin Dima April 6 2014 09: 23
    +1
    As always, the review pleased, just that for a long time there was no mosaic, who knows why?
  20. delfinN
    delfinN April 6 2014 09: 30
    +25
    Pannochka: There is still gunpowder in the powder flasks and berries in the buttocks!
    1. major071
      major071 April 6 2014 10: 16
      +21
      She has gunpowder in the flasks
      But Julia has no balls in trousers
      And if the berries remained in the buttocks
      Add her a little skipi.dara!

      drinks
    2. bomg.77
      bomg.77 April 6 2014 10: 29
      +13
      Quote: delfinN
      Pannochka:
      Exclusive !! Old photo, Panochki and pynets
      1. Lelek
        Lelek April 6 2014 14: 17
        +6
        The other day, Julia Baruch, who has been deprived of shame, innocence and hearing since childhood ... bully
    3. IGS
      IGS April 6 2014 11: 36
      +20
      "There are such princesses, after the conquest of which you think: why did I leave the dragon, it was a cute little animal ..."
      1. bomg.77
        bomg.77 April 6 2014 13: 19
        +7
        Quote: IGS
        "There are such princesses, after the conquest

        Happiness is marriage, and if you think about it, then divorced.lol
        1. stalkerwalker
          stalkerwalker April 6 2014 13: 47
          +4
          Quote: bomg.77
          Happiness - in marriage, and if you think about it, then divorced

          "Bachily vocchi shho kupuvali" ...
          1. bomg.77
            bomg.77 April 6 2014 14: 10
            +5
            Quote: stalkerwalker
            "Bachily vocchi shho kupuvali" ...
            Ilyich hello hi I do not understand the Sumerian language repeatcan I translate this, I am sure, an outstanding phrase ....! Shaw ce?
            1. stalkerwalker
              stalkerwalker April 6 2014 15: 26
              +4
              Quote: bomg.77
              Ilyich hello

              Hi Aleksey!
              Quote: bomg.77
              Shaw Tse?

              A typical Ukrainian saying about a failed marriage ... laughing
              1. bomg.77
                bomg.77 April 6 2014 16: 22
                +2
                Ahhh got it hiWe must learn the Sumerian ...
                1. stalkerwalker
                  stalkerwalker April 6 2014 16: 39
                  +3
                  Quote: bomg.77
                  We must learn the Sumerian ...

                  A javo java teach?
                  Vaughn in Polyandia - you will live a couple of weeks, and you will begin to understand, and you will speak tolerably lily ...
                  And if you like a lady, you won’t notice how recently I didn’t know the language ... wassat
            2. Egoza
              Egoza April 6 2014 16: 41
              +5
              "We saw the eyes that we bought" (Bachili eyes, sho kupuvali)
              1. The point
                The point April 7 2014 16: 02
                +2
                Quote: Egoza
                "We saw the eyes that we bought" (Bachili eyes, sho kupuvali)

                but that if you warm your chest, you will hiss his whole life. wassat
        2. IGS
          IGS April 6 2014 13: 49
          +3
          Yeah, dragons often pretend to be princesses ... whom he’d kidnapped, whom he married request
      2. Egoza
        Egoza April 6 2014 17: 37
        +2
        Quote: IGS
        and why did I leave the dragon, it was a cute animal ... "

        Miller: situation with Ukrainian gas debts cannot last forever

        The situation with Ukrainian debts for gas supplied by Russia requires resolution. This was stated by the head of Gazprom Alexei Miller in an interview with journalists.

        "The debt situation cannot continue indefinitely. We also cannot supply gas for free. Therefore, we need to pay off the debt. And we need to pay one hundred percent for current supplies," he said.

        According to him, the debt on gas supplies is growing from month to month, and the collection of payments, which had previously been somewhere around 50%, today fell to 20%

        As a result, "Ukraine's debt to Russia will increase by $ 5,6 billion by the end of the year." "This is a lot of money, this is a very tangible and negative result for Gazprom," Miller noted, adding that this money was taken into account in the company's investment program and in the budget.

        Ukraine may appeal to arbitration to review gas prices
        Ukraine may apply to the Stockholm arbitration to revise the price of Russian natural gas. This opinion was expressed by the Minister of Energy and Coal Industry of the country Yuri Prodan.
        According to him, Kiev can take such a step if negotiations with the Russian side on the price of gas are unsuccessful.

        "If we do not agree, then the corresponding procedure is stipulated by the agreement (the gas contract of 2009 - note by ITAR-TASS). This is an appeal to arbitration in Stockholm," the minister said.

        The head of the department noted that previously a number of European companies, through international courts, sought to revise gas agreements with Russia.

        Sold, however, said that Kiev still has time for negotiations with Moscow.

        At the same time, Prodan said that Ukraine will "clearly fulfill the obligations that it has on gas transit."

        "Ukraine will not have anything to do with the gas that goes to Europe. How much gas comes at the entrance (on the Ukrainian-Russian border), the same amount of gas will be transferred on the western border," Prodan said.
        http://www.versii.com/news/300886/
    4. Lelek
      Lelek April 6 2014 14: 14
      +12
      Song without Words...
    5. SRC P-15
      SRC P-15 April 6 2014 17: 04
      +10
      Quote: delfinN
      Pannochka: There is still gunpowder in the powder flasks and berries in the buttocks!

      All this can be useful to her:
      1. Jellyfish
        Jellyfish April 7 2014 01: 54
        0
        there is no railway in Magadan)))
        1. Landwarrior
          Landwarrior April 7 2014 09: 39
          0
          Quote: Jellyfish
          there is no railway in Magadan)))

          not yet wink laughing
        2. alleksSalut4507
          alleksSalut4507 April 9 2014 23: 54
          0
          will be, if not.
    6. waisson
      waisson April 6 2014 20: 09
      +8
      and not only the above, but everything else in perfect order laughing
  21. Ulairy
    Ulairy April 6 2014 09: 36
    +9
    However, according to A. Merkel, this is the "first accurate map" of China.
    ... and I'm under the table, ha ha ha ... laughing laughing uh, crying ... thanks for the review good Obama has not yet said that the Americans invented China and populated it by hand?
  22. Gray 43
    Gray 43 April 6 2014 09: 39
    +2
    Yeah, it’s been a fun week, it’s immediately visible in April - do not trust anyone
    1. infinite silence ...
      infinite silence ... April 6 2014 11: 52
      +43
      And I want to believe ... To believe for the sake of children ..
  23. santush
    santush April 6 2014 09: 40
    +5
    Russia, we hope for you and your strength!
  24. Egoza
    Egoza April 6 2014 09: 43
    +30
    "Little nothings of life"
    In Kiev there is a network of small shops "Belarusian Products". Literally 2 days ago, each of them had an inscription "Boycott the products of the occupier's accomplice !!!"
    People read, thought, and ... how he pulled everything there from the shelves to sweep !!! (I only got three cans of stew! The last ... repeat) This is patriotism! What does it mean "advertising is the engine of trade!" wink Now we are waiting for the additive to be delivered from the warehouses, and we will sweep it away! laughing Let’s let it shine - Belarusian products are in Ukraine! wassat
  25. Name
    Name April 6 2014 09: 43
    +10
    "Real" guys. Really on guard ..
  26. Name
    Name April 6 2014 09: 46
    +9
    Quote: name
    "Real" guys. Really on guard ..

    And from the "government" of Kiev ...
    1. infinite silence ...
      infinite silence ... April 6 2014 12: 34
      +7
      In this state, even dachas are military facilities ... While Svidomo people across Ukraine are mobilized into the Army, toilets in dachas are guarded by soldiers armed with Kalash ...
      Pi.ets ... pipettes male!
  27. KAPITANUS
    KAPITANUS April 6 2014 09: 48
    +9
    DART VADER TO THE PRESIDENT!
  28. vezunchik
    vezunchik April 6 2014 09: 51
    +14
    Today (April 5 of April 2014), in complete secrecy in Turkey, negotiations began between the delegation of Dnepropetrovsk Yuzhmash and representatives of the Turkish (and probably not only Turkish) side.
    The topic of the negotiations is the sale of technical documentation and technologies for the production of SS-20 "Satan Mod.2" ("Satan") missiles according to NATO classification, or the R-36M2 "Voyevoda" (15P018M) missile system of the fourth generation with the 15A18M heavy-class multipurpose intercontinental missile according to classification of Russian.

    Missiles of this type are the most powerful of all ICBMs. The technological level of the complex has no foreign analogues. The high level of tactical and technical characteristics makes it a reliable basis for nuclear deterrence forces in solving the tasks of maintaining military-strategic parity. Moreover, this complex is the base for the creation of asymmetric countermeasures for a multi-layered missile defense system with space-based elements, and has the ability to launch from constant alert mode according to one of the target designations, as well as operational re-aiming and launch for any unplanned target designation. It is equipped with four types of warheads:
    - two monoblock warheads with "heavy" and "light" BB
    - RGCh with ten uncontrolled BB;
    - Mixed-frequency RGM consisting of six unguided and four guided warheads with a homing system on terrain maps.

    The set for Satan also offers documentation and production technology for the Zenit-2 medium-class launch vehicle (11K77), as well as developments for the creation of a promising, multifunctional Sapsan missile system.

    A particular piquancy to the above is given by the fact that today (i.e. synchronously) in Dnepropetrovsk negotiations are under way between the leadership of the Design Bureau of the South and the NSAU representatives already with a delegation from China. The topic of negotiations is exactly the same.

    Evaluate whether what is happening is a kind of auction - or Kiev intends to get money for the "product" from everyone at once, until I take it. The amounts of the alleged deals are also unknown.

    But what is completely clear to me personally is that serious uncles from that side of the Atlantic Ocean will be extremely surprised - and in the most unpleasant way. Since the entry of missile production documentation (which the US missile defense system is simply unable to cope with) to the Middle East and China inevitably leads to an unpredictable consequence and a significant probability of the destruction of the entire system of agreements on reducing strategic offensive capabilities. And, accordingly, to serious (and so far unreadable) geopolitical shifts.

    In conclusion, I note that this record is just the very case, the widest publicity of which in the media can cause the disruption of Ukrainian amateur activity, and the feasible distribution of this information will definitely not hurt anyone.
    1. Little Muck
      Little Muck April 6 2014 10: 59
      +4
      Where does such "correct" information come from? After all, no one bothered to sell these technologies before. I think it's just a DUCK.
    2. oldstaryi
      oldstaryi April 6 2014 14: 40
      +8

      Evaluate whether what is happening is a kind of auction - or Kiev intends to get money for the "product" from everyone at once, until I take it. The amounts of the alleged deals are also unknown.

      But what is completely clear to me personally is that serious uncles from that side of the Atlantic Ocean will be extremely surprised - and in the most unpleasant way. Since the entry of missile production documentation (which the US missile defense system is simply unable to cope with) to the Middle East and China inevitably leads to an unpredictable consequence and a significant probability of the destruction of the entire system of agreements on reducing strategic offensive capabilities. And, accordingly, to serious (and so far unreadable) geopolitical shifts.

      In conclusion, I note that this record is just the very case, the widest publicity of which in the media can cause the disruption of Ukrainian amateur activity, and the feasible distribution of this information will definitely not hurt anyone.

      Anecdote on the topic: Americans stole documentation from the Miass during the times of the USSR. Saw, weld, sharpen. Gathered! It turned out ... a steam locomotive! They saw again, whet, the steam engine comes out again! At a reception at the US Embassy, ​​their scout asks our Secretary of Defense: they say whether *** the documentation, but it turns out a steam locomotive! Why? He answered him: but you had to steal three more wagons of notices for changes in documentation! wassat
  29. Yarik
    Yarik April 6 2014 09: 53
    +8
    Aryan
    It would be necessary then to give Angela a map of the Third Reich. But not within the boundaries of 1941, but within the boundaries of April 30 of 1945!


    Brilliantly, from the heart neighing !!! laughing
    1. Egoza
      Egoza April 6 2014 10: 06
      +9
      Quote: Yarik
      Brilliantly, from the heart neighing !!!

      Laughter improves health !!! I believe that this news will add a lot of fun minutes!
      "On October 2010, 2020, US President Barack Obama extended the ban on the sale of balalaikas in the US until 10. Moreover, frightened by the unprecedented growth of popular performances in America, the inhabitant of Uncle Tom's White House hut on March 2011, XNUMX also banned musical groups playing Russian folk instruments. What is this, a relapse of obscurantism, or just an overt, paranoid fear of the authorities?
      The history of the problem dates back to the pre-war era, when the then head of the Washington administration, Franklin Roosevelt, signed a secret decree banning balalaikas in the country for a period of 10 years.
      It happened in 1940. Since then, the decree has been regularly extended. Since 2000, Clinton’s decree extended the ban to Alaska, which was the only place where sales were allowed.
      Balalaika in Alaska is considered a folk musical instrument. At the time of Roosevelt, these lands did not yet have the status of a state, so the ban was circumvented, thanks to loopholes in the law.
      The formal reason for the ban was the fact that the balalaika was banned in Russia ... by the Orthodox Church and the state because “it allows you to mock the authorities.” In fact, in the then USSR the ban was already lifted. But the Orthodox Church was just banned. Roosevelt was right about one thing - this instrument is really dangerous for the authorities, since it can be used as "soft power".
      Today, the ban remains incomplete. Playing the balalaika is not prohibited, although for this you need to have a special license. Mass sale of this tool and industrial production are not allowed. Single private sales are permitted.
      That is why the book by J. Flynn "How to Make a Balalaika" (http://luth.org/downloads/Flynn-Balalaika-GAL.pdf), published in 1984, enjoys fantastic popularity and has already gone through 9 reprints. For an ordinary American who wants to enjoy with the sounds of a balalaika, there is no other way but to make it yourself. And it will be impossible to buy a balalaika in a store for at least another ten years. "
      http://oko-planet.su/politik/politwar/237741-pochemu-anglosaksy-tryasutsya-ot-uz
      hasa-pri-zvukah-balalayki-.html

      I OFFER RUSSIA THANKS FOR DRY PIKES FOR THE UKRAINIAN ARMY 9, WHO CAN ONLY SEND TO SEND) CHARGING HELP IN THE USA AS SEVERAL CONTAINERS WITH BALALAYKI !!!! wassat
      1. Name
        Name April 6 2014 11: 13
        +15
        Elena hi This is in addition to your post:
      2. Anatolich
        Anatolich April 6 2014 17: 00
        +5
        Prohibit the balalaika, plant the balalaika, shoot the bear request . This is their democracy. belay
  30. mrDimkaP
    mrDimkaP April 6 2014 09: 56
    +17
    And if the number of spoiled ballots with the inscription "Darth Vader"
    Exceeds the number of votes of the election favorite who passed the commission? wassat
    1. Ilotan
      Ilotan April 6 2014 10: 49
      +5
      Then, according to an already established tradition - Maidan.
      1. Egoza
        Egoza April 6 2014 12: 07
        +2
        Quote: Ilotan
        Then, according to an already established tradition - Maidan.

        [img] https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRQY8jgUICQZwmH1VIZXv
        GAUP12pjuvpQF1YEiqA2geRm_DFv3Zw [/ img]

        [img]https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmmvrMdLq7QjF24RM_wJ4
        PaFt5DDE6tkQ0lb4YqpWlZLMKKpl7Pg[/img]

        [img] https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQU8M_HJByiCsy461WOoRV
        FjigN2xju0BCUdkFvVUDsqwLzAtCJ [/ img]
      2. alicante11
        alicante11 April 6 2014 16: 24
        +2
        In the costumes of the imperial stormtroopers. And under the guise of the Death Star instead of a catapult.
  31. kmike
    kmike April 6 2014 10: 01
    +11
    The further you go, the more you like this circus with Ukraine. In addition to the valiant Ukrainian army, I’ll add a little about the insidiousness of the FSB of Russia.
  32. mabuta
    mabuta April 6 2014 10: 10
    +17
    The review is excellent. Well, the truth is, she always wins.
  33. Sergg
    Sergg April 6 2014 10: 18
    +3
    The Chinese are resourceful comrades. At the next exchange of gifts, they will present to Mrs. Merkel "the first map of stable Europe" (a model from the time of the Cold War)


    No, I’m just shocked by the actions of A. Merkel, if politicians of her level are degrading, then Europe is definitely a fellow.
    And this card just needs to be presented to all politicians in Europe.
  34. Free wind
    Free wind April 6 2014 10: 21
    +4
    Sorry, but the expansion of NATO. this is Gorbachev’s betrayal. Shevarnadze et al. There were talks about non-expansion, but not a single agreement was signed. Agreements were not prepared. For the sake of joining the FRG and the GDR, the FRG was ready to withdraw from NATO. if the USSR demands, BUT ....... And Obama is not the worst option for us. If we chose Mitt Romney, that would be ... Romney hates Russia with all the mops of his soul. He has repeatedly stated this. But in partisans in 1989, they did not take me unfortunately. The director of the infection threw a tantrum in the district committee. the plan is on, the plan is on. Somewhere like that. ALL GOOD REST. And tomorrow, a good start to the work week.
  35. delfinN
    delfinN April 6 2014 10: 30
    +17
    We will Russify their best representatives through space:
  36. mig31
    mig31 April 6 2014 10: 40
    +8
    Independent Chaotic Ukraine, replacing your gold reserve with Americanos dry packs is not even funny, but Russian gas for tires ... This is not stupidity, or stupidity, but the last stage of insanity. Ukraine, as an independent, is no more !!!? ??, Last word for the PEOPLE OF UKRAINE.
  37. kudwar68
    kudwar68 April 6 2014 10: 47
    +21
    No need for Obama with high ...
    1. gispanec
      gispanec April 6 2014 12: 24
      +3
      you are confusing something .... his call sign is "Ugolyok"
      1. kudwar68
        kudwar68 April 6 2014 12: 38
        +4
        No dear, I don’t confuse it, this is the call sign "Ugolyok", but under the cover of the pseudonym "Tanned", we must respect our employees.
        1. Colonel
          Colonel April 6 2014 14: 11
          +4
          Callsign "Ugolyok", pseudonym "Tanned", but encryption signs with the codename "Burned".
          1. Anatole Klim
            Anatole Klim April 6 2014 14: 44
            +12
            Quote: colonel
            Callsign "Ugolyok", pseudonym "Tanned", but encryption signs with the codename "Burned".
      2. alleksSalut4507
        alleksSalut4507 April 10 2014 00: 25
        0
        "smoked"? "The Motherland must recognize its heroes" ....
    2. Lelek
      Lelek April 6 2014 14: 22
      +5
      Precisely, it is necessary from a low. hi
  38. vovka
    vovka April 6 2014 11: 09
    +2
    Pipisku NATO on the collar! Comrade Pu go the right way.
  39. reality
    reality April 6 2014 11: 14
    +4
    Thank you Frau Merkel! Strengthened our ally in his decision))
  40. Cossacks
    Cossacks April 6 2014 11: 20
    +1
    Unique article and comments, I mean the number of words. Practice on Twitter
  41. IIIIvanov
    IIIIvanov April 6 2014 11: 33
    +3
    Colleagues, let me congratulate you, the first character appeared in Russian! Yes, what!
  42. IGS
    IGS April 6 2014 11: 33
    +2
    Thanks for the review. But ... aliens, they fly to the earth, as if with plates coils moved out after seeing this circus. laughing
  43. delfinN
    delfinN April 6 2014 11: 42
    +13
    Secret shooting. Omeriganians conduct an orange rehearsal:
  44. Name
    Name April 6 2014 11: 58
    +8
    The actions of Alena Balaba condemned ... ,THIS IS NOT SUFFICIENT - to take THIS ABORTION VICTIM to the Crimea and convict for separatism. The struggle for the client, for the client ...
    1. infinite silence ...
      infinite silence ... April 6 2014 12: 40
      +5
      Give her condoms ... so that she has enough for life ... Such should not multiply !!!
      1. stalkerwalker
        stalkerwalker April 6 2014 13: 50
        +4
        Quote: infinite silence ...
        Give her condoms ... so that she has enough for life ... Such should not multiply !!!

        Do not worry so much ... The station shelters are the last shelter at the end of the "active path" for such characters - a phenomenon of the usual order ...
        1. infinite silence ...
          infinite silence ... April 6 2014 17: 43
          +2
          Better to overtake ... than not to overtake! good
    2. Lelek
      Lelek April 6 2014 14: 28
      +12
      As the poet said: "Ah Alena, ah Alena - her forehead is curled. I would look at everything, everything would look at her. B." good
      1. habalog
        habalog April 6 2014 18: 10
        +2
        Are you sure that the woman on the demotivator? wassat
        1. alleksSalut4507
          alleksSalut4507 April 10 2014 00: 40
          0
          Look at the root. No flag?
        2. alleksSalut4507
          alleksSalut4507 April 12 2014 13: 22
          0
          Look at the root. No flag?
  45. morpogr
    morpogr April 6 2014 12: 06
    +13
    The review is excellent. The tanned agent is presented to an extraordinary military rank.
    1. m.metis2011
      m.metis2011 April 6 2014 14: 04
      +3
      Smoked)))
    2. Lelek
      Lelek April 6 2014 14: 30
      +9
      Well, yes, yes ...
  46. Sergey S.
    Sergey S. April 6 2014 12: 17
    +2
    Comrade Sy presented the German Chancellor with porcelain vases, and Frau Merkel presented a map to the President of the People's Republic of China compiled by German mathematician, astronomer and cartographer Johann Matthias Haze in 1740. The old map is missing Inner Mongolia, Manchuria, Xinjiang, Hainan, Taiwan, Tibet. However, according to A. Merkel, this is the “first accurate map” of China.

    Great allegory.
    Euroleaders demonstrate the real possibilities of logic and historical thinking.

    They have the weight of pairs for a long time already toot.
    And the cheeks are like a pout!
    Exactly, only Kashchenko and again Kashchenko.
    I’m not sure that two visits to Kashchenko will be enough.
  47. -Patriot-
    -Patriot- April 6 2014 12: 26
    +3
    Merkel, of course, annealed in full laughing Laughed for a long time.
  48. alone
    alone April 6 2014 12: 28
    -7
    Relations between Syria and Turkey escalated after the Kesab massacre. Several dozen Armenian Christians were brutally killed there by al-Qaeda militants.

    http://news.am/rus/news/201845.html

    The video excerpted in the media and on social networks in which terrorists kill 80 Armenians in the Armenian-populated Syrian Kesab is not genuine. The Mayor of Kesaba Vazgen Chaparyan stated this in an interview with the correspondent of Armenian News - NEWS.am. According to him, a few days ago in Kesab there were about 30 people, mostly elderly people who could not move on their own. However, now they have also been transported to Latakia.

    Chaparyan noted that currently the Syrian army are fighting for Kesab, but are moving slowly so as not to harm the city as much as possible. As for the Kesab Armenians in Latakia, according to the mayor, at the moment they need almost everything, as they left home in a hurry, not taking along any clothes or documents. “To this day, the Syrian Red Crescent and the Syrian government have been helping the Kesab Armenians.”


    Gentlemen Volodin and Chuvakin! Who can believe, the mayor is proud of Kesab, or both of you? Why and who needed to let misinformation come here? Where are the specific facts of the murder? Tell the Video. Video is the scene of the shooting of the defenders of the Al-Kindi hospital in Aleppo. Why so escalate the situation with an open lie?

    Here are two of the 30 that remained in the city during the militant attack. They say that they did not do anything, periodically asked about their needs, and then simply allowed to leave the city in the direction of the City of Latakia.

    Was it difficult for the two of you to verify all the information, or did you both decide to put this misinformation here in order to create a tantrum here?
    The bed doesn’t paint anyone. Whether he is the Pope or a simple janitor, and even more so if the journalist sins in this.
    1. Turkir
      Turkir April 6 2014 13: 04
      +9
      "periodically (!) we were interested (!) about the needs, and then they simply allowed (!) to leave the city"- ie if you DO NOT KILL, but simply will leave your house then this Highest Degree of Humanism. Bravo.
      Lying doesn’t color anyone, you correctly noticed it. Now ask yourself the question why they left, so "JUST" YOUR HOME?
      Poor and scared people - WHAT were they so scared of? Probably periodic questions about needs, from "people" who DO NOT solve these questions.
      1. alone
        alone April 6 2014 14: 28
        -8
        Quote: Turkir
        Lies do not paint anyone, you have correctly noticed that. Now ask YOURSELF the question why they left, so "JUST" THEIR HOMES?
        Poor and scared people - WHAT were they so scared of? Probably periodic questions about needs, from "people" who DO NOT solve these questions.

        More than 4 million people actually left for Syria, regardless of nationality or religion. It's clear that people left him in order not to become victims of military operations. Where is the specific fact of the shooting of civilians? The only link in the video that refers to the shooting of the defenders of Al-Kindi. All .Do you carefully read the interview of Mayor Kesab to the Armenian news agency? He completely denied the fact of the execution, decisively stating that there was no execution. This is not about why people left the city, but about the fact that we are Trying to slip a lie.
        I do not justify the fact that the residents left, but this is a war. In modern hostilities, the percentage of deaths of civilians is 80-90%. These people are lucky to be alive. The parties to the conflict and civilians do not think.
        1. Turkir
          Turkir April 6 2014 20: 05
          +4
          Oh yes, I completely forgot that you are from Azerbaijan and this prevails in your reasoning.
          You write that this is a lie, but you forgot to mention that this issue was put to a vote at the UN. Veto imposed the United States.
          In Syria, it’s not a civil war, but a foreign intervention, and on whose side you are clear in advance. That is the main thing.
          1. alone
            alone April 6 2014 20: 46
            -1
            Yes, I’m from Azerbaijan, and I don’t give a damn about the militants and Assad, because in the struggle for power they exterminate their citizens. Yes, the extermination of the residents of Kesab is a lie, because I saw this video 4 months ago, in early January.
            This video has nothing to do with Kesab. That's why I am against this lie.
            You, the Shiite Muslim, accuse me of supporting the Wahhabis. Your accusations are ridiculous and unfounded. As a Shiite, I’m a Wahhabi enemy 100 times more than you are a Christian. Denial of lies is not proof that I support the militants. I am against lying. That’s the whole point. Unlike you, I believe what the mayor said, than the rest are false patriots and disinfectants who powder the brains of the people here.
            And if you enjoy reading and listening to misinformation, this is your problem, not mine
            1. Colonel
              Colonel April 6 2014 22: 07
              +1
              Quote: lonely
              if you enjoy reading and listening to misinformation

              It is nice to read and listen to that information, that misinformation about how people are killed can only be a creature that does not pull on the title of a person. And the information that you called the desa passed not only in this review, but also through the central news channels, I saw it myself (I did not experience the buzz). It may seem strange to you, but I now believe in Russian television.
              1. alone
                alone April 6 2014 22: 16
                -1
                Quote: colonel
                but I now believe in Russian television.

                I don’t believe more than one channel. I believe my eyes. I saw this video 4 months ago. Then no one threatened Kesaba. And the residents of the city either. This information is an element of the information war. When these people were shot in December, there were no cries and hysterical attacks was. Double standards.
                1. Colonel
                  Colonel April 7 2014 20: 58
                  +1
                  Okay, "I believe, I don't believe" we won't play anymore. You yourself said about the information war and double standards. Well, we are in different trenches.
  49. Sevastopol
    Sevastopol April 6 2014 12: 35
    +6
    Journalists visited the military unit number 3036 Dnipropetrovsk region. Here are the 640 people who were mobilized ten days ago.

    What mobilization?
    What kind of mobilization can we talk about if out of 20 Ukrainian military personnel in Crimea, only 000 people wanted to remain in the Ukrainian Armed Forces! This is less than 8%!
    1. Alex Nick
      Alex Nick April 6 2014 14: 05
      +15
      On the topic of mobilization
  50. Giant thought
    Giant thought April 6 2014 12: 45
    +3
    Recently, Merkel has problems with his head, apparently the Ukrainian Maidan virus has begun to act.