Last Sunday, I de facto became a citizen of the Russian Federation, because, like thousands of my fellow countrymen, Sevastopol and the Crimeans, I made my choice, and a day later I became de jure. All the necessary documents were signed, speeches delivered, fireworks died down. It is finished! And now, when all the procedural questions are behind, I want to share my thoughts, but what happened? Crimea and Sevastopol became part of the Russian Federation as full-fledged subjects. But only? No, what happened is deeper and bigger. Therefore, by virtue of my pathetic literary and analytical abilities, I will try to explain to myself and to all those who will be interested in what actually happened during this transitional period, from winter to spring, the 2014 period of the year. Let's start.
23 a year ago, we, Crimeans and Sevastopol were thrown and betrayed. With the collapse of the great empire of the USSR, we were left as part of Ukraine, which became the Ukrainian SSR. The Crimea was once transferred there by N. Khrushchev. As for Sevastopol, nobody transmitted it at all; they grabbed it, using vague interpretations of the then laws. We were abandoned, as they say now, leaked. We endured the train of "friendship" of the then main banderlog (I will call the Ukrainian Nazis banderlog, many of them: PS, UNA-UNSO, "Freedom", etc., and that will cost one term for all), S. Khmara. We suffered a savory spittle from Kuchma, who abolished the Crimean constitution and expelled the legally elected President Meshkov.
We survived the delirium of the first Maidan, when Tymoshenko promised to drown the people of Sevastopol in the sea, for not recognizing orange ideas. We somehow got along with the idiocy of Yushchenko’s government with its violent Ukrainization, when I was personally told: “I don’t like our Ukraine - the suitcase, the station, Moskali!”
We seemed to have survived the actual betrayal of Yanukovich, who was going to the polls, as a representative of the regions, even his political strength was called the Party of Regions. As he came, he began to turn a hackneyed record about a single, catholic Ukraine! I forgot what I promised, forgot about the status of the Russian language, which is characteristic of his mother, forgot about what the Law on his status promised to Sevastopol, but did not forget about his pocket.
And the governors in our city sent one another more beautiful. The thief sits on a thief and the thief chases. I know firsthand, he himself unfastened. Otherwise, do not see a good order. That they have to "cut the loot" is called. But I got distracted. I will return to Yanukovych. When the question arose where to go to Ukraine, to the EU (European Union) or the CU (Customs Union led by Russia), Yanukovych suddenly became a recorded European integrator, Europeanist than banderlogov. Although membership in the EU no one promised, the association and nothing more. And this is their control, their laws and nothing from Ukraine, no levers of influence on the situation. Only stupid does not understand the yoke on the neck. But the European yoke. And despite this, the European integrators race and with joyful squealing in a hurry to put on the yoke.
And suddenly stop!
Quite unexpectedly, Prime Minister Azarov “makes everyone happy” by the fact that the signing of the agreement will not take place! And the Maidan struck! Yanukovych rushes to Moscow, negotiates a multi-billion dollar loan, rushes to China, negotiates there too! According to the apt remark of one of the bloggers, the people of Ukraine should have to carry that Yanukovych out of the plane, for what he did for the dying economy and fix all the toilets in Mezhigorye with golden toilet bowls. And maydauns (maydauns are inter-intellectuals and liberasts who consider the EU to be earthly) shout “Get out!” And banderlogi, entrenched in Maidan, throw Molotov bottles into unarmed fighters of “Berkut”. And blood is shed! And on the Maidan, the American political council Nulans distributes cookies and the ambassadors of the EU countries are marking time there. At some point, Yanukovych begins to lose ground, the government has been set aside and Tritushki (Yatsenyuk, Klitschko, Tyagnibok) already dictate their conditions. And suddenly everything ends. Yanukovych disappeared, sat down immediately in eight aircraft, a yacht and a Russian landing ship and disappeared in an unknown direction.
And the theater of the absurd began. Nachali the Constitution, and. President Turchinov, and. about. Prime Minister Yatsenyuk and further I. I. Not even the junta, but as the satirist Zadorn said, however, about the others, they are not the junta, they are junta. And in the background, but already in government offices the most notorious Banderlog, Yarosh, Paruby and others like them. Deputies are beaten, officials are beaten, businessmen are being robbed, disagreeable people are being dispersed, and whom they are being killed. "Moskal on knives", the wretched law on languages is abolished, trains of "friendship" are being formed from banderlogov from Maidan! In general, a fire in a brothel during a flood! (C)
And then I could not stand it and Sevastopol rose! Just on a holiday, February 23. At the rally of thousands, the people's mayor was elected (for the first time in 23 of the year) A. M. Chaly. Kiev junta is not recognized, its orders and decrees on the side. Sevastopol embarks on an independent voyage. Simferopol and other cities of Crimea follow. On Lenin Square in Simferopol, there is a fight between pro-Russian Crimeans and pro-Ukrainian Tatars, supporters of the Majlis. There are dead and wounded. The parties are hardly separated by the police, but they are going to come here the next day to continue the “banquet”.
And the next day it is reported that the buildings of the Armed Forces and the Council of Ministers of Crimea were occupied by armed people. Polite armed people appeared in different cities of Crimea. And V.V. Putin, as the Supreme Commander-in-Chief of the RF Armed Forces, gave the order to conduct unscheduled exercises of the southern group of forces. Well, then everything was easier. While unidentified, but armed to the teeth, including armored vehicles, polite people patrolled the streets, and the Russian military, according to the training plans, moved from place to place, the Crimean Armed Forces did not recognize the Kiev junta and declared Crimean sovereignty. The Ukrainian units were disarmed, and the personnel was either sent to all four sides, or switched to the side of the government. The combined forces of Crimea and Sevastopol now number over 20000 fighters, their Aviation and the fleet. And the Russian units after the exercises, as provided, went to the barracks, as it should be in accordance with agreements with Ukraine. The junter hysteria knew no bounds; they appointed their own stewards by their decrees. In Crimea, these decrees turned up, elected their leaders, the Chairman of the Crimean Armed Forces V. Konstantinov and the head of the Crimean government S. Aksyonov and turned to the Russian government with a request to accept Crimea into the Russian Federation. Sevastopol also made a similar request. And then there was a referendum where Russia or Ukraine chose, Russia elected more than 95% of the vote, and two days later, Crimea and Sevastopol became part of the Russian Federation legally. However, everyone knows about this and so!
Well, that's all, история The 23.02.14 that began is completely magical. My daughter, who was born the next day, 24.02.14 managed to be a citizen of Ukraine of the whole 22 day, after which she and her parents and other residents of the Crimea swam smoothly from Ukraine to Russia, without moving from the place! We also said Banderlog and maydauny, do not like Ukraine; suitcase, station, Moskalia. Well, we moved, and as economic people still grabbed their own peninsula. He seems to have become an island. Remember, the namesake of the Crimean prime minister, V. Aksyonov, had such a novel “The Island of Crimea”. There is something symbolic about it.
But I was worried about something so latent that I did not understand everything yet, I did not understand everything. "Behold the root!" Kozma Prutkov taught. And the reading of such authors of historical fiction, as A. A. Bushkov and E. A. Prudnikova, taught me to look from the other side and swing at the indirect. That's useful. So, why did the Americans climbed to the Crimea with such persistence, why did they need a base in Sevastopol. Their advisers at the headquarters of the Ukrainian Navy headquarters openly chatted about it in bars over a beer, for some reason deciding that there are so wild people in this country that they don’t even know English !? Why was this stupid demonstration of care to the Maydauns by the State Department necessary? Why all the forces stoked Yanukovych? Only the blind did not see that the whole action on the Maidan, at any cost in the EU. Let the rug at the entrance, about which all the legs wipe, but in the EU.
For the sake of association with the EU to infuse 5 billion dollars into Maidan !? No sane person would believe such a charity on the part of the United States. To embroil Ukraine with Russia and block the way of Ukraine in the vehicle? It is already warmer, but again, the effort expended doesn’t really fit in with that goal. What then? But by the way, where are the Americans so aggressively climbing that they are so attracted to? OIL! Here it is, for the sake of which everything was started. Well, then, rummaging through the global garbage dump, called the Internet, I discovered the main goal of Maidan, to fasten Ukraine to itself so that it could not twitch, and most importantly, that Crimea could not twitch! It was the Crimea that was the hidden goal, for the sake of which the whole Maidan was started. It was the Crimea, without the Russian presence and controlled by the West, that was the goal! Why? It turns out exactly opposite the Crimean Peninsula are oil-bearing areas; Scythian area, Foros area, Prykerchensky area, Tavria Square. According to Gosgeonedr, the area of the Scythian area is 16,69 thousand km2, Foros - 13,615 thousand km2. The Scythian area is located in the north-west of the Ukrainian part of the Black Sea shelf (depths of 100-2000 m), the Scythian section has the potential of extracting 3-4 billion m3 per year, Foros - 2-3 billion m3.
And the question arises, who will drill? If American companies, having reached their design capacity, they will block oxygen supply from the Russian Federation. And if the Russian? That development of the shelf can and be postponed, and it is possible and intensively developed. Especially if the territory is Russian and, accordingly, the Russian shelf, not Ukrainian. But that is not all. Ukraine is so zadolbala with its dances around its gas transmission system, that Russia has built a new GTS, the Nord Stream, which is gradually reaching its design capacity and is building the South Stream. Russia could conduct the Black Sea section of the South Stream not in neutral waters, but through the Crimean shelf, and partly along the ground. This would save almost 20 billion dollars (at the cost of the current 56 billion project). After the construction is completed, the Ukrainian pipe can be handed over to the museum, but, as it seems to me, it will be turned into scrap metal. If NATO had a base in Crimea, you want, you do not want, you would have to pull the South Stream under the most inappropriate and expensive conditions.
And now let's take an uncomplicated look at the choice of Ukraine for the EU or the CU. The EU, these are NATO bases, these are Anglo-American oil companies (already in 2012, Lukoil on the one hand, and Exxon along with Shell, as well as a bunch of partners, on the other, pulled this blanket in different directions), this is an expensive “South Stream” which, if anything happens, can destroy a lot of other “amenities” like missiles near the Russian borders. TC, well, you understand that the sign from minus changes to plus. But! Ukrainian politicians (almost wrote a panopticon, and maybe they should have written so) are completely unpredictable, deceitful and corrupt. But if the Crimea was part of the Russian Federation ... Feel the course of state thought? And how to do all this without losing face?
And then the USA came to the rescue! Yes, they came! Having invested almost 5 billion dollars in the Maidan, they piled the legitimate president Yanukovich, brought the junta from power to the politicians, maydauns and banderlogovs (One Chernovil is worth, her place in a madhouse, and she is in the ministerial chair, what is the quality of power!). And here the huntyats turned with might and main, only in the wrong direction to which the puppeteers from the State Department directed them. As a result, Crimea stood on its hind legs, after which it voluntarily and with songs went to Russia, at the same time grabbing oil fields and cheapening the construction of the “South Stream” by 20 billion. Well, in the meantime, thanks to the panic on the stock exchange, Russia has also received 20 billion.
The only thing that the Americans were able to achieve was that Turchinov gave them the Ukrainian GTS, and Yatsenyuk transferred the Scythian gold, although it’s not a fact about the latter. Maybe I just stole it somewhere in Switzerland or somewhere else I put it off for a rainy day! For a comfortable existence, after they are trampled out of the country. And then, they say, there is nothing to steal. Everything before them Yanukovych steal!
And what did Russia get !? EVERYTHING! What I wanted. No wonder there was an attempt to bite the representative of Russia in the UN Security Council on the part of the American representative! This is hysterical! And how was everything elegantly done? The exercises were combined with the emergence of PMCs (a private military company), and that is what they were, polite people. Yes, by the way, PMCs also appeared in Kiev, only American ones. At first, I didn’t understand what brought them here. Then, when I found out about the transmission of the GTS, everything fell into place. Yarosh was going to blow up the pipe, now there will be strong American guys to protect the GTS from the right-wingers. What a dashing plot twist! So, when everyone looked with bewilderment at polite people on the streets of Crimea, and pro-government (no others) Ukrainian mass media burst into screaming about Russia's invasion of Ukraine, Crimean self-defense was quickly and clearly formed and armed behind their backs. When they finally realized that there were no Russian troops, it was too late. You cannot take Crimea with your bare hands. Serious armed forces with armored vehicles, aircraft and fleet I was ready to "cordially" meet any banderlogs, and to send a personnel army against it, then unleash the Civil War. Many understand this, and Chernovil was not appointed for the happiness of Ukraine. about. Minister of Defense.
And while they announced partial mobilization, strengthened defenses with sms for 5 hryvnias, dug trenches for the cost of 20 airplanes, in general, the Crimea left, and did not promise to return. Yes, and Yanukovych found it so inappropriate. Hunt could only arrange a dead Yanukovych, otherwise he could not quickly leave his post legally, without impeachment and other legal troubles. And he was stupidly missed, and most importantly where !? In Russia. From there, no Interpol will scratch it out, no matter how Timoshenko would not like to send him in retaliation. They say he bought a house on the ruble. But always on hand at the Russian authorities, he can always say, pointing at Turchinov and other companies with his finger, “The king is not real!” (C) And the Ukrainian kings, having distributed to the oligarchs possessions (that is, areas where they were appointed as governors) still gathered to make war with Russia. To do this, a reconnaissance plane was equipped. That's just enough fuel to fly there, because they ask the Russian side to refuel, so that he could fly there. It all gives a madhouse, and not surprisingly, the former orderly Tyagnibok patient Chernovil, well, for the rest, and. about. he, madhouse, just crying tears of fire. All this was so funny, since it was not so sad. And if someone doubts, so the other day Yatsenyuk said publicly that Ukraine will not sign an association agreement with the EU if it is not fully worked out! What they fought for is called! A month ago, I myself, being a citizen of that country, resented this madhouse. But I, like my compatriots, made my choice. And what about the others? We'll see.
And finally, here's another thing. When I figured out what was it, I realized that V. V. Putin is a great statesman. Along with Franklin Delano Roosevelt and Joseph Stalin. And what to do in front of the whole world is! Circle everyone around your finger, get everything you wanted and leave everyone else with a nose, it's worth it. Order to him, bust at home. And I would also be gold ... no, not a toilet, but, for example, an inky device on the table. In the form of the Crimean Peninsula. What would the decrees signed with pleasure. Thinking unworthy? And I think that is worthy!
I'll even tell you more. It cost the Crimea to leave and immediately changed its attitude to the Kiev junta. Barack Obama went to such an unexpected step, met with Senya KroleG personally! Usually the vice president does this. In order and keep. So on the one hand, Obama has shown particular interest. And he didn’t give him any money! He said that our country is democratic, with congressional money. And they are going only in 10 days. Pay attention to the dates. The meeting takes place 14.03. before the referendum. And the congress is going to 24.03. that is, after. And that's not it. The congressmen still have three days before leaving for the districts (with 17.03. They work in the districts with voters). But they are not going to decide the question. The EU decided to give money to Ukraine, but 1 billion dollars in June. And Ukraine needs such 35 billion! And preferably immediately. Association Agreement Ukraine does not sign. This was said by KroleH, or rather, he signs a political protocol of intent. Maydaunov shock! For what they fought !!! And you guys fought for the transfer of the Crimea to the West. Crimea from you, like a bun in a fairy tale, went to the Russian bear! And now you are not interested in anyone!
If you read different sources, a very curious picture emerges.