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A fresh look from the Crimea

A fresh look from the Crimea

Last Sunday, I de facto became a citizen of the Russian Federation, because, like thousands of my fellow countrymen, Sevastopol and the Crimeans, I made my choice, and a day later I became de jure. All the necessary documents were signed, speeches delivered, fireworks died down. It is finished! And now, when all the procedural questions are behind, I want to share my thoughts, but what happened? Crimea and Sevastopol became part of the Russian Federation as full-fledged subjects. But only? No, what happened is deeper and bigger. Therefore, by virtue of my pathetic literary and analytical abilities, I will try to explain to myself and to all those who will be interested in what actually happened during this transitional period, from winter to spring, the 2014 period of the year. Let's start.

23 a year ago, we, Crimeans and Sevastopol were thrown and betrayed. With the collapse of the great empire of the USSR, we were left as part of Ukraine, which became the Ukrainian SSR. The Crimea was once transferred there by N. Khrushchev. As for Sevastopol, nobody transmitted it at all; they grabbed it, using vague interpretations of the then laws. We were abandoned, as they say now, leaked. We endured the train of "friendship" of the then main banderlog (I will call the Ukrainian Nazis banderlog, many of them: PS, UNA-UNSO, "Freedom", etc., and that will cost one term for all), S. Khmara. We suffered a savory spittle from Kuchma, who abolished the Crimean constitution and expelled the legally elected President Meshkov.

We survived the delirium of the first Maidan, when Tymoshenko promised to drown the people of Sevastopol in the sea, for not recognizing orange ideas. We somehow got along with the idiocy of Yushchenko’s government with its violent Ukrainization, when I was personally told: “I don’t like our Ukraine - the suitcase, the station, Moskali!”

We seemed to have survived the actual betrayal of Yanukovich, who was going to the polls, as a representative of the regions, even his political strength was called the Party of Regions. As he came, he began to turn a hackneyed record about a single, catholic Ukraine! I forgot what I promised, forgot about the status of the Russian language, which is characteristic of his mother, forgot about what the Law on his status promised to Sevastopol, but did not forget about his pocket.
And the governors in our city sent one another more beautiful. The thief sits on a thief and the thief chases. I know firsthand, he himself unfastened. Otherwise, do not see a good order. That they have to "cut the loot" is called. But I got distracted. I will return to Yanukovych. When the question arose where to go to Ukraine, to the EU (European Union) or the CU (Customs Union led by Russia), Yanukovych suddenly became a recorded European integrator, Europeanist than banderlogov. Although membership in the EU no one promised, the association and nothing more. And this is their control, their laws and nothing from Ukraine, no levers of influence on the situation. Only stupid does not understand the yoke on the neck. But the European yoke. And despite this, the European integrators race and with joyful squealing in a hurry to put on the yoke.

And suddenly stop!

Quite unexpectedly, Prime Minister Azarov “makes everyone happy” by the fact that the signing of the agreement will not take place! And the Maidan struck! Yanukovych rushes to Moscow, negotiates a multi-billion dollar loan, rushes to China, negotiates there too! According to the apt remark of one of the bloggers, the people of Ukraine should have to carry that Yanukovych out of the plane, for what he did for the dying economy and fix all the toilets in Mezhigorye with golden toilet bowls. And maydauns (maydauns are inter-intellectuals and liberasts who consider the EU to be earthly) shout “Get out!” And banderlogi, entrenched in Maidan, throw Molotov bottles into unarmed fighters of “Berkut”. And blood is shed! And on the Maidan, the American political council Nulans distributes cookies and the ambassadors of the EU countries are marking time there. At some point, Yanukovych begins to lose ground, the government has been set aside and Tritushki (Yatsenyuk, Klitschko, Tyagnibok) already dictate their conditions. And suddenly everything ends. Yanukovych disappeared, sat down immediately in eight aircraft, a yacht and a Russian landing ship and disappeared in an unknown direction.

And the theater of the absurd began. Nachali the Constitution, and. President Turchinov, and. about. Prime Minister Yatsenyuk and further I. I. Not even the junta, but as the satirist Zadorn said, however, about the others, they are not the junta, they are junta. And in the background, but already in government offices the most notorious Banderlog, Yarosh, Paruby and others like them. Deputies are beaten, officials are beaten, businessmen are being robbed, disagreeable people are being dispersed, and whom they are being killed. "Moskal on knives", the wretched law on languages ​​is abolished, trains of "friendship" are being formed from banderlogov from Maidan! In general, a fire in a brothel during a flood! (C)

And then I could not stand it and Sevastopol rose! Just on a holiday, February 23. At the rally of thousands, the people's mayor was elected (for the first time in 23 of the year) A. M. Chaly. Kiev junta is not recognized, its orders and decrees on the side. Sevastopol embarks on an independent voyage. Simferopol and other cities of Crimea follow. On Lenin Square in Simferopol, there is a fight between pro-Russian Crimeans and pro-Ukrainian Tatars, supporters of the Majlis. There are dead and wounded. The parties are hardly separated by the police, but they are going to come here the next day to continue the “banquet”.

And the next day it is reported that the buildings of the Armed Forces and the Council of Ministers of Crimea were occupied by armed people. Polite armed people appeared in different cities of Crimea. And V.V. Putin, as the Supreme Commander-in-Chief of the RF Armed Forces, gave the order to conduct unscheduled exercises of the southern group of forces. Well, then everything was easier. While unidentified, but armed to the teeth, including armored vehicles, polite people patrolled the streets, and the Russian military, according to the training plans, moved from place to place, the Crimean Armed Forces did not recognize the Kiev junta and declared Crimean sovereignty. The Ukrainian units were disarmed, and the personnel was either sent to all four sides, or switched to the side of the government. The combined forces of Crimea and Sevastopol now number over 20000 fighters, their Aviation and the fleet. And the Russian units after the exercises, as provided, went to the barracks, as it should be in accordance with agreements with Ukraine. The junter hysteria knew no bounds; they appointed their own stewards by their decrees. In Crimea, these decrees turned up, elected their leaders, the Chairman of the Crimean Armed Forces V. Konstantinov and the head of the Crimean government S. Aksyonov and turned to the Russian government with a request to accept Crimea into the Russian Federation. Sevastopol also made a similar request. And then there was a referendum where Russia or Ukraine chose, Russia elected more than 95% of the vote, and two days later, Crimea and Sevastopol became part of the Russian Federation legally. However, everyone knows about this and so!

Well, that's all, история The 23.02.14 that began is completely magical. My daughter, who was born the next day, 24.02.14 managed to be a citizen of Ukraine of the whole 22 day, after which she and her parents and other residents of the Crimea swam smoothly from Ukraine to Russia, without moving from the place! We also said Banderlog and maydauny, do not like Ukraine; suitcase, station, Moskalia. Well, we moved, and as economic people still grabbed their own peninsula. He seems to have become an island. Remember, the namesake of the Crimean prime minister, V. Aksyonov, had such a novel “The Island of Crimea”. There is something symbolic about it.

But I was worried about something so latent that I did not understand everything yet, I did not understand everything. "Behold the root!" Kozma Prutkov taught. And the reading of such authors of historical fiction, as A. A. Bushkov and E. A. Prudnikova, taught me to look from the other side and swing at the indirect. That's useful. So, why did the Americans climbed to the Crimea with such persistence, why did they need a base in Sevastopol. Their advisers at the headquarters of the Ukrainian Navy headquarters openly chatted about it in bars over a beer, for some reason deciding that there are so wild people in this country that they don’t even know English !? Why was this stupid demonstration of care to the Maydauns by the State Department necessary? Why all the forces stoked Yanukovych? Only the blind did not see that the whole action on the Maidan, at any cost in the EU. Let the rug at the entrance, about which all the legs wipe, but in the EU.

For the sake of association with the EU to infuse 5 billion dollars into Maidan !? No sane person would believe such a charity on the part of the United States. To embroil Ukraine with Russia and block the way of Ukraine in the vehicle? It is already warmer, but again, the effort expended doesn’t really fit in with that goal. What then? But by the way, where are the Americans so aggressively climbing that they are so attracted to? OIL! Here it is, for the sake of which everything was started. Well, then, rummaging through the global garbage dump, called the Internet, I discovered the main goal of Maidan, to fasten Ukraine to itself so that it could not twitch, and most importantly, that Crimea could not twitch! It was the Crimea that was the hidden goal, for the sake of which the whole Maidan was started. It was the Crimea, without the Russian presence and controlled by the West, that was the goal! Why? It turns out exactly opposite the Crimean Peninsula are oil-bearing areas; Scythian area, Foros area, Prykerchensky area, Tavria Square. According to Gosgeonedr, the area of ​​the Scythian area is 16,69 thousand km2, Foros - 13,615 thousand km2. The Scythian area is located in the north-west of the Ukrainian part of the Black Sea shelf (depths of 100-2000 m), the Scythian section has the potential of extracting 3-4 billion m3 per year, Foros - 2-3 billion m3.

And the question arises, who will drill? If American companies, having reached their design capacity, they will block oxygen supply from the Russian Federation. And if the Russian? That development of the shelf can and be postponed, and it is possible and intensively developed. Especially if the territory is Russian and, accordingly, the Russian shelf, not Ukrainian. But that is not all. Ukraine is so zadolbala with its dances around its gas transmission system, that Russia has built a new GTS, the Nord Stream, which is gradually reaching its design capacity and is building the South Stream. Russia could conduct the Black Sea section of the South Stream not in neutral waters, but through the Crimean shelf, and partly along the ground. This would save almost 20 billion dollars (at the cost of the current 56 billion project). After the construction is completed, the Ukrainian pipe can be handed over to the museum, but, as it seems to me, it will be turned into scrap metal. If NATO had a base in Crimea, you want, you do not want, you would have to pull the South Stream under the most inappropriate and expensive conditions.

And now let's take an uncomplicated look at the choice of Ukraine for the EU or the CU. The EU, these are NATO bases, these are Anglo-American oil companies (already in 2012, Lukoil on the one hand, and Exxon along with Shell, as well as a bunch of partners, on the other, pulled this blanket in different directions), this is an expensive “South Stream” which, if anything happens, can destroy a lot of other “amenities” like missiles near the Russian borders. TC, well, you understand that the sign from minus changes to plus. But! Ukrainian politicians (almost wrote a panopticon, and maybe they should have written so) are completely unpredictable, deceitful and corrupt. But if the Crimea was part of the Russian Federation ... Feel the course of state thought? And how to do all this without losing face?

And then the USA came to the rescue! Yes, they came! Having invested almost 5 billion dollars in the Maidan, they piled the legitimate president Yanukovich, brought the junta from power to the politicians, maydauns and banderlogovs (One Chernovil is worth, her place in a madhouse, and she is in the ministerial chair, what is the quality of power!). And here the huntyats turned with might and main, only in the wrong direction to which the puppeteers from the State Department directed them. As a result, Crimea stood on its hind legs, after which it voluntarily and with songs went to Russia, at the same time grabbing oil fields and cheapening the construction of the “South Stream” by 20 billion. Well, in the meantime, thanks to the panic on the stock exchange, Russia has also received 20 billion.

The only thing that the Americans were able to achieve was that Turchinov gave them the Ukrainian GTS, and Yatsenyuk transferred the Scythian gold, although it’s not a fact about the latter. Maybe I just stole it somewhere in Switzerland or somewhere else I put it off for a rainy day! For a comfortable existence, after they are trampled out of the country. And then, they say, there is nothing to steal. Everything before them Yanukovych steal!

And what did Russia get !? EVERYTHING! What I wanted. No wonder there was an attempt to bite the representative of Russia in the UN Security Council on the part of the American representative! This is hysterical! And how was everything elegantly done? The exercises were combined with the emergence of PMCs (a private military company), and that is what they were, polite people. Yes, by the way, PMCs also appeared in Kiev, only American ones. At first, I didn’t understand what brought them here. Then, when I found out about the transmission of the GTS, everything fell into place. Yarosh was going to blow up the pipe, now there will be strong American guys to protect the GTS from the right-wingers. What a dashing plot twist! So, when everyone looked with bewilderment at polite people on the streets of Crimea, and pro-government (no others) Ukrainian mass media burst into screaming about Russia's invasion of Ukraine, Crimean self-defense was quickly and clearly formed and armed behind their backs. When they finally realized that there were no Russian troops, it was too late. You cannot take Crimea with your bare hands. Serious armed forces with armored vehicles, aircraft and fleet I was ready to "cordially" meet any banderlogs, and to send a personnel army against it, then unleash the Civil War. Many understand this, and Chernovil was not appointed for the happiness of Ukraine. about. Minister of Defense.

And while they announced partial mobilization, strengthened defenses with sms for 5 hryvnias, dug trenches for the cost of 20 airplanes, in general, the Crimea left, and did not promise to return. Yes, and Yanukovych found it so inappropriate. Hunt could only arrange a dead Yanukovych, otherwise he could not quickly leave his post legally, without impeachment and other legal troubles. And he was stupidly missed, and most importantly where !? In Russia. From there, no Interpol will scratch it out, no matter how Timoshenko would not like to send him in retaliation. They say he bought a house on the ruble. But always on hand at the Russian authorities, he can always say, pointing at Turchinov and other companies with his finger, “The king is not real!” (C) And the Ukrainian kings, having distributed to the oligarchs possessions (that is, areas where they were appointed as governors) still gathered to make war with Russia. To do this, a reconnaissance plane was equipped. That's just enough fuel to fly there, because they ask the Russian side to refuel, so that he could fly there. It all gives a madhouse, and not surprisingly, the former orderly Tyagnibok patient Chernovil, well, for the rest, and. about. he, madhouse, just crying tears of fire. All this was so funny, since it was not so sad. And if someone doubts, so the other day Yatsenyuk said publicly that Ukraine will not sign an association agreement with the EU if it is not fully worked out! What they fought for is called! A month ago, I myself, being a citizen of that country, resented this madhouse. But I, like my compatriots, made my choice. And what about the others? We'll see.

And finally, here's another thing. When I figured out what was it, I realized that V. V. Putin is a great statesman. Along with Franklin Delano Roosevelt and Joseph Stalin. And what to do in front of the whole world is! Circle everyone around your finger, get everything you wanted and leave everyone else with a nose, it's worth it. Order to him, bust at home. And I would also be gold ... no, not a toilet, but, for example, an inky device on the table. In the form of the Crimean Peninsula. What would the decrees signed with pleasure. Thinking unworthy? And I think that is worthy!

I'll even tell you more. It cost the Crimea to leave and immediately changed its attitude to the Kiev junta. Barack Obama went to such an unexpected step, met with Senya KroleG personally! Usually the vice president does this. In order and keep. So on the one hand, Obama has shown particular interest. And he didn’t give him any money! He said that our country is democratic, with congressional money. And they are going only in 10 days. Pay attention to the dates. The meeting takes place 14.03. before the referendum. And the congress is going to 24.03. that is, after. And that's not it. The congressmen still have three days before leaving for the districts (with 17.03. They work in the districts with voters). But they are not going to decide the question. The EU decided to give money to Ukraine, but 1 billion dollars in June. And Ukraine needs such 35 billion! And preferably immediately. Association Agreement Ukraine does not sign. This was said by KroleH, or rather, he signs a political protocol of intent. Maydaunov shock! For what they fought !!! And you guys fought for the transfer of the Crimea to the West. Crimea from you, like a bun in a fairy tale, went to the Russian bear! And now you are not interested in anyone!

If you read different sources, a very curious picture emerges.
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  1. Tumbleweed
    Tumbleweed 20 March 2014 13: 02
    The article is correct and it is clear that a person is really worried, but here
    23 years ago, we Crimeans and Sevastopol were thrown and betrayed

    I do not agree. 23 years ago they threw and betrayed all citizens of the USSR, and not just Crimeans. hi
    And more
    When I figured out why, I realized that V.V. Putin is a great statesman.

    The intrigue there is even "deeper", recently liberals in all forums literally "howled in ecstasy" about the lards that Putin "gave" to Ukraine ... A little time passed and it turned out that Putin took all of Ukraine "for faberge" for $ 3 billion. ... It turns out that there is a clause about early repayment when the state debt of Ukraine exceeds 60% of GDP, and now whoever allocated "financial assistance" to Kiev, it will all go bypassing Kiev to Moscow ... And "in debt" apparently Ukraine was not in vain driven (loans, debt for gas, fines for shortage of gas ...), now it is clearly visible:
    CRIMEA - transition to rubles, salaries and pensions are equal to Russian
    UKRAINE - a double increase in income, a tax on deposits, an increase in communal services ...
    Nothing reaches a person more intelligibly than through his pocket. And here, as they say, feel the difference.
    I think there are other "pitfalls" ...

    And most importantly, while in Kiev they are hysterical and pass 50 laws per day that do not work, Russia is quietly doing business
    A draft order was developed and aimed at public discussion, according to which the code “365” is supposed to be allocated to Crimea, “869” to Sevastopol, the Ministry of Communications of Russia said.
    1. Salamander
      Salamander 20 March 2014 13: 08
      Quote: tumbleweed
      23 years ago they threw and betrayed all the citizens of the USSR, and not just Crimeans.

      And now historical justice is being restored! And again, the Russian Bear becomes the King of Beasts wink
      1. domokl
        domokl 20 March 2014 13: 48
        Quote: Salamander
        Bear becomes King of the Beasts

        good Cool pleased! Dared even without comment
        1. Salamander
          Salamander 20 March 2014 14: 08
          I myself, frankly, wrote a comment under the gif, it was very good repeat
      2. v-sorok
        v-sorok 20 March 2014 16: 20
        Class !!! It can be seen that the video was made with humor and soul !!
      3. pvv113
        pvv113 20 March 2014 22: 34
        A little nuance - the bear should have a balalaika laughing
    2. ele1285
      ele1285 20 March 2014 13: 09
      Quote: rolling the field
      23 years ago they threw and betrayed all the citizens of the USSR, and not just Crimeans.

      And we are sanctions against America
      1. Roman Skomorokhov
        Roman Skomorokhov 20 March 2014 13: 25
        Everything is very beautifully described. Respect. hi

        Much, much more to come. But it turned out that we were ready for this. Whoever does not understand this before, let him bite his elbows. To the bones. Pozdnyak rushing about, Russia rules.
        1. W1950
          W1950 20 March 2014 13: 56
          That's right, the goal was Crimea. Russia was preparing a noose, but it was broken off. Putin chopped off a toe to these freaks from the Amer’s nest. And the mongrels diminished tone.
      2. Ivan Tucha
        Ivan Tucha 20 March 2014 14: 05
        Send a picture to Zadornov. He is a special on amer, will beat her as it should wink
      3. vladimirZ
        vladimirZ 20 March 2014 14: 07
        Russia received Crimea with 2 million people ready to lay down their lives for Russia. It remains to return Novorossia to Russia, where also the Russian population.
        Russia does not surrender Russian! This is what the people say at numerous rallies held in dozens of Russian cities, says Russian President Putin V.V.
      4. skifd
        skifd 20 March 2014 14: 45
        Quote: ele1285
        And we are sanctions against America

        So this already seems to be happening all over:
      5. Free Island
        Free Island 20 March 2014 16: 34
        honey roll with it! Now, if this is hung on banana trays - Obama is exactly like Hitler will commit suicide)))
    3. platitsyn70
      platitsyn70 20 March 2014 14: 20
      A couple of Germans are sitting in a tavern, next to a couple of Ukrainians. The Germans are looking at them with interest, then they decided to drive up. - Are you guys from Russia? - No, - they say, - we are from Ukraine. - And what's that? - This is the country. We have our own coat of arms, anthem, flag ... - This is understandable, - the Germans say. - Where is such a country? - Do you know Sevastopol? - Ukrainians ask. “I know,” one says. - my grandfather fought there. But this is Russia. - No, this is Ukraine. We have our own coat of arms, anthem, flag. Okay, how else can I explain ... Donbass do you know? - We know. But this is Russia! - No, this is Ukraine. We have our own anthem, coat of arms, flag ... The Germans see that nothing is working out. We thought: - Well, okay. And what is your language? Russian? - No, ours, Ukrainian. - And how do you think the hand? - Arm. - And the leg? - Leg. - Hmm ... And the ass? - Shit. - And because of one asshole you came up with a coat of arms, anthem, flag ?? "
      1. maxcor1974
        maxcor1974 20 March 2014 14: 25
        Thank you for the joke, pleased!
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      3. Vi_RUS
        Vi_RUS 20 March 2014 16: 08
        looked the truth in the eye laughing
    4. Andrey57
      Andrey57 20 March 2014 14: 56
      Nothing reaches a person more intelligibly than through his pocket. And here, as they say, feel the difference.
      I think there are other "pitfalls" ...

      Of course, they are provided - he freaked out until he looked at Miller, who spoke with a mournful look that such non-payments from Ukraine were very burdensome for GAZPROM and could undermine the company's investment projects, while, he recalled, with an even more mournful face, that in this case there is no need to talk about the extension of discounts, and according to the "terms of the contract" in case of non-payments, a transition to prepayment for gas supplies is provided laughing
      Now all the "brotherly help" of the geyrops will flow directly into the pocket of Russia, which means that there will be no help - mattress mats and Co. will simply hang themselves, paying dividends to Vova from receiving Crimea! laughing
      1. Vladimirets
        Vladimirets 20 March 2014 16: 25
        Quote: Andrey57
        then such non-payments from Ukraine are very burdensome for GAZPROM and can undermine the company's investment projects,

        Meanwhile, Yatsyk (from soap):

        "Here you need to measure seven times and cut off once. It is unlikely that such an initiative on the part of Ukraine will be effective from the point of view of influencing the Russian Federation. But the problem is of great humanitarian importance for Ukraine itself, since a very large number of citizens are interested in maintaining the visa-free regime. Of Ukraine, primarily in the East and South of our state, who go to Russia to earn money, have family relations on the other side of the border, "the press service of the Ukrainian Cabinet of Ministers quotes Yatsenyuk.

        What kind of politicians? Blur some garbage, and then back down. Well, it’s not given to you to be smart, well, do not try, do not make people laugh.
    5. Sanglier
      Sanglier 20 March 2014 15: 36
      One gets the impression that the operation to annex Crimea was not worked out yesterday or even the day before yesterday. When was the first corvettes for the Black Sea Fleet laid at the Yantar plant? And for them it was necessary to "break through financing". That means at least five years ago, and even preparatory work (a couple more years). Strategically planned. And the reservation about Russia, and not about the Russian Federation, is also from there ...
      1. oldstaryi
        oldstaryi 20 March 2014 20: 49
        In 2005, when Yushchenko was elected. However, the strategy and tactics. wassat
      2. EVIL
        EVIL 20 March 2014 21: 41
        And in my opinion I know where at least one Mistral was ordered))))
    6. Master_Lviv
      Master_Lviv 21 March 2014 10: 12
      And here I got a summons from the junta, to the Ukrainian Army. They want me, a Russian, to shoot Russians.
      1. Terrible ensign
        Terrible ensign 21 March 2014 12: 04
        Yes, forget it! .. But carefully.
  2. Gagarin
    Gagarin 20 March 2014 13: 04
    Crimea turned out to be the FIRST BALL in the party.
    Obama kicksanul, loser!
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    2. alexng
      alexng 20 March 2014 16: 30
      Obama crap one's pants is not sickly. Even turned gray.
    3. shark
      shark 20 March 2014 18: 04
      Crimea is not the first ball. Syria was the first ball. And, by the way, the next American foulness is planned there. So it’s too early to rejoice Comrades. Now it will be hard for comrades Lavrov and Churkin. By the way, there is a huge prospect of Russian diplomacy!
  3. darksoul
    darksoul 20 March 2014 13: 05
    And what did Russia get?

    Native lands, and the most valuable asset, as I consider it, is people. The rest is all tsatski matsatski. People of Russia are even more needed than ever before
    1. elga5
      elga5 20 March 2014 13: 49
      PEOPLE, yes the most valuable. I have relatives in Sevastopol and many friends who have relatives in Crimea. I know very close several families who were forced to leave Crimea during the time of Yushchenko. And the fact that PEOPLE are now at home is just happiness !!! And Crimea with its The most important geopolitical role is also at home!
    2. internatio
      internatio 21 March 2014 00: 11
      Thanks! We tried to be in Russia. From the "Russians of Taurida" - THANKS, MOTHER RUSSIA. Thank you, Dear VVP!
      But the soul hurts, and the body is eager to help native eastern Ukraine. But - and at home, in the Crimea a lot of things!
  4. Kodar 75
    Kodar 75 20 March 2014 13: 05
    Really so
    1. Salamander
      Salamander 20 March 2014 13: 21
      Offended Obama ...
    2. sergei- morjak
      sergei- morjak 20 March 2014 17: 37
      Iosiv Vissarionovich at the Yalta conference showed about the Crimea to the allies a three-finger figure. They already had inquiries in the Crimea.
      1. pogis
        pogis 20 March 2014 18: 34
        They wanted to settle Jewish Jews there.
  5. VengefulRat
    VengefulRat 20 March 2014 13: 09
    It's only begining .
    1. alex-s
      alex-s 20 March 2014 14: 06
      And the truth is power! good
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  6. saag
    saag 20 March 2014 13: 10
    Well, how not interesting, over there Chevron is interested in Ukrainian shale gas
    1. Sma11
      Sma11 20 March 2014 13: 22
      For shale gas production, horizontal drilling (English directional drilling), hydraulic fracturing (English hydraulic fracturing, including with the use of proppants) and seismic modeling are used.

      Judging by geography, shale gas deposits are concentrated in Western Ukraine. Only its mining harms the environment.
      1. GDP
        GDP 20 March 2014 14: 03
        Judging by geography, shale gas deposits are concentrated in Western Ukraine. Only its mining harms the environment.

        okay, the zapadents are not going to live and work in Ukraine - but in Europe ...
      2. I read the news
        I read the news 20 March 2014 15: 11
        They gathered in the eastern one.
      3. Starover_Z
        Starover_Z 20 March 2014 17: 28
        The West will remember about ecology only when Russia is going to engage in development in the Black Sea. This will be the response of the West to Russia. And GreenPis will be awakened, so long as Russia does not extract anything in the Black Sea, even if only for the needs of Crimea. They will incite Turkey, and until then they will be sneezed at harm to the surrounding "Friday".
        So while it's our turn, "Comrade Mauser"!
      4. internatio
        internatio 21 March 2014 00: 20
        Extraction of shale gas - the death of soil fertility, water sources, nature. "Ukrainian Choice" wrote about this well on its website. Read it. And we, the Crimeans, will now realize the all-Russian and even the world-wide resort and recreational value of the Crimea. Preserving as much as possible its unique and vulnerable nature. For present and future generations.
  7. Nikolaitch65
    Nikolaitch65 20 March 2014 13: 14
    everything is right, but Putin divorced them as children. Unfinished .. ... there are no other words.
    1. SRC P-15
      SRC P-15 20 March 2014 14: 47
      Quote: Nikolaitch65
      everything is right, but Putin divorced them as children. Unfinished .. ... there are no other words.

      Quiet Ukrainian night, but the island needs to be hidden:
  8. Roman 1977
    Roman 1977 20 March 2014 13: 19
    Welcome home brothers ...

    1. 120352
      120352 20 March 2014 14: 21
      Roman 1977
      It would be necessary to fill the void between Crimea and Kaliningrad with territories, i.e. return them to Russia.
      1. klopik
        klopik 20 March 2014 17: 05
        I am for it!!!
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    2. Vi_RUS
      Vi_RUS 20 March 2014 15: 34
      More patriotic pictures, I have not seen for a long time)))) good
  9. maksim
    maksim 20 March 2014 13: 20
    According to the survey, the approval rating for the activities of President Vladimir Putin reached record highs over the past five years - 75,7%. This was reported on the VTsIOM website. It is noted that this is primarily due to the political situation in Ukraine and the preparation of a referendum in Crimea, in the wake of the triumphant performance of the Russian Paralympic team in Sochi.
    1. Hamul
      Hamul 20 March 2014 13: 37
      Apparently this is not the limit. In theory, the rating should rise for 85%.

      To be honest, I assumed a month ago that Putin decided to enter the top HISTORY OF THE RULERS OF THE WORLD by returning a minimum of Crimea to Russia.

      and now I suppose that we will see in the next six months the thieves of the Marlezon ballet.
  10. Name
    Name 20 March 2014 13: 20
    .I came out tall and face, Thank you MOTHER with FATHER ....
  11. moremansf
    moremansf 20 March 2014 13: 22
    There is no way back and never will be !!!
    1. dropout
      dropout 20 March 2014 13: 35
      For active assistance in the accession of Crimea to the Russian Federation, Oleg Tyagnibok and Dmitry Yarosh will be awarded the title HEROES OF RUSSIA!
      Posthumously desirable.
      1. Hamul
        Hamul 20 March 2014 13: 38
        or UG in Kolyma / Magadan - without the right of correspondence / Internet and all other benefits
      2. VeteranS
        VeteranS 20 March 2014 14: 04
        They (maydanut, lying power) much more deserve the title of the honored Judas, who betrayed their people in the first place!
        Ordinary people feel sorry. God save Russia and Holy Russia!
      3. raf
        raf 20 March 2014 15: 16
        Quote: dropout
        For active assistance in the accession of Crimea to the Russian Federation, Oleg Tyagnibok and Dmitry Yarosh will be awarded the title HEROES OF RUSSIA!
        Posthumously desirable.
        Not heroes, but "For Services to the Fatherland" but give a paper medal!
        1. pogis
          pogis 20 March 2014 18: 35
          wooden wassat
      4. Viktor.N.Aleksandrov.
        Viktor.N.Aleksandrov. 20 March 2014 15: 27
        Only posthumously!
        1. neri73-r
          neri73-r 20 March 2014 16: 27
          I agree, they rest in peace!
  12. VIT1174
    VIT1174 20 March 2014 13: 23
    Article + competently and reasonedly.
    1. olviko
      olviko 20 March 2014 18: 42
      "Article + competently and reasoned."
  13. Hamul
    Hamul 20 March 2014 13: 30
    Tovarischu huge respect !!! my thoughts are 95% on this situevine!

    Threat. Congratulations on the birth of a daughter;) On January 16, 2014, a daughter was born;)

    ZYY. And this also means that the guys in the dusty caps will still receive a piece of the border for the Guard - and it means that there will be more of us !!!
    1. lukke
      lukke 20 March 2014 17: 54
      And this also means that the guys in the dusty caps will still receive a piece of the border for the Guard - and it means that there will be more of us !!!

      Nope, you cannot leave without work those who were in the port of Kavkaz), although the sea line will increase, you are right
      1. internatio
        internatio 21 March 2014 00: 29
        In Balaklava, Kerch, Yalta, Sevastopol, Evpatoria and the Black Sea - new bases for Russian border guards - a dream! Maybe implemented? Only now Azov would not have forgotten ...
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  14. f.lourens
    f.lourens 20 March 2014 13: 35
    Article plus .. a man without pathos soberly told how everything was .. but about a writing device in the form of the Crimea .. I think WAS DESERVED good hi
  15. afdjhbn67
    afdjhbn67 20 March 2014 13: 37
    yes a non-standard look, although I liked it
    1. Andrei K
      Andrei K 20 March 2014 14: 35
      The look is still very broad. Very objectively and from a geopolitical point of view, and international law, economic and spiritual points of view, a person stated his position. Plus for the article, although I did not see anything new for myself.
  16. domokl
    domokl 20 March 2014 13: 39
    Well written ... In vain the author is pissed good And most importantly, a completely new topic has been revealed. What everyone was silent about, including us. And people, as it turned out, understood everything perfectly ...
  17. alex47russ
    alex47russ 20 March 2014 13: 41
    We will protect our people! Russia is one! And neither any Obama nor us a decree !!!! bully
  18. gandalf
    gandalf 20 March 2014 13: 44
    You can dig even deeper, for which maydauny:

    On Cognitive TV. Sergey Fedorov - Deputy of the State Duma of the Russian Federation. His awareness is an order of magnitude higher than any of us. And he thinks not in terms of "a year or two", but "ten or more." It is very useful.

    Congratulations to the Crimeans!
    Come to visit us in Siberia wink
    1. Onotollah
      Onotollah 20 March 2014 16: 13
      Quote: gandalf
      Come to visit us in Siberia

      Maybe we are better to them?
    2. internatio
      internatio 21 March 2014 00: 33
      Thank you, you are better off to us! Who wants to visit now - write in a personal. Meet you. We will help with the routes - what and where to look. But it’s better - since May. What will it be MAY !!!
  19. Sochi
    Sochi 20 March 2014 13: 46
    I am generally amazed at how cleverly, competently, jewelry almost spontaneously the GDP conducted the operation to return the Crimea. He himself did not make a single mistake, and used all the mistakes of the adversary. Brilliant !!! Win the war without firing a shot ... I don’t remember that.
    1. Vi_RUS
      Vi_RUS 20 March 2014 16: 17
      Here you have the KGB apparatchik! I once watched an interview with the ex-head of the Central Bank of the Russian Federation Gerashchenko, and so he said, those who studied at the KGB school were determined by 3 positions, those who will serve in the camps of the 3rd world, developing and western ... and now remember where I served Putin ... hi
  20. Mercenary
    Mercenary 20 March 2014 13: 49
    Thanks simply and tastefully +
  21. tochila
    tochila 20 March 2014 13: 51
    Russia needs the Russian people of Crimea! Let them take a fresh look at us - maybe something we are not doing is not fair! Let our politicians be corrected! In general, Hurray!
    1. internatio
      internatio 21 March 2014 00: 41
      The right questions are the right answers. Write. And we have specialists in order to competently restore and develop Crimea. For example, the Crimean Academy of Sciences. Universities. And, as it sounds good for many, public organizations of the Crimea. Not all of course, but many.
      Yes, some of Russia's internal mistakes are seen from the Crimea with a different look. The exchange of opinions is very helpful now.
  22. promt26
    promt26 20 March 2014 13: 57
    And a little more. Politics and economics in this topic are closely intertwined. Nobody argues. But we still need to know and remember (although for a very long time we have been forced to forget about it, as many as 400 years ... This is a separate issue). So, for Russians, Crimea is a SPIRITUAL CHRISTIAN CENTER. The beginning of time. The fact is that two civilizational events took place there: the birth of Jesus Christ (this is on Cape Fiolent (remember the Star of Bethlehem) (there is still a temple of his name), so is the grave of our Virgin (this is in Chufut Kale). Remember this and tell the children! Every single Romanov family came to Chufut Kale without fail. EVERYTHING! And not one was in modern Jerusalem. Remember how long the West fought for the Crimea! Under various pretexts. And this is not easy. Yes, it is a land carrier, but it turns out not only!
    1. Dimych
      Dimych 20 March 2014 14: 43
      Could you tell us more about the birthplace of Christ? The first time I hear about this version.
    2. Skaramaks
      Skaramaks 20 March 2014 14: 54
      You can read more about the birth of Jesus Christ! Where does this infa come from? After all, the Bible ....
    3. Skaramaks
      Skaramaks 20 March 2014 14: 54
      You can read more about the birth of Jesus Christ! Where does this infa come from? After all, the Bible ....
  23. mamont5
    mamont5 20 March 2014 13: 58
    Very well and correctly written. Thanks to the Crimeans.
  24. Executer
    Executer 20 March 2014 13: 58
    Good parsing! And Kuzma was right!
  25. Ivan Tucha
    Ivan Tucha 20 March 2014 14: 01
    Informative. Article plus!
  26. Molybden
    Molybden 20 March 2014 14: 03
    May God give health and strength to our President !!!
  27. mabuta
    mabuta 20 March 2014 14: 04
    That's right!
  28. Midshipman
    Midshipman 20 March 2014 14: 06
    They have no Law. They do not have their own language, only stolen words, which they adopt from others when they eavesdrop, and spy on, and lie in wait, sitting in the trees. Their customs are not ours. They live without a leader. They don't remember anything. They talk and boast that they are a great people and have planned great things in the jungle, but when a nut falls, they already laugh and have forgotten everything. " “The truth is everything that Baloo said about the Banderlogs,” Mowgli thought to himself. “They have no Law, no Hunting Cry, no leaders - nothing but silly words and tenacious thieves' paws. So if they kill me here or I will starve to death, I will be guilty myself. However, I need to think of something and return to my native jungle. Baloo, of course, will beat me, but it's better than catching stupid rose petals with the Banderlog. " The monkeys in twenty voices told him how wise, strong and kind they were, and how unreasonable he was that he wanted to part with them.
    - We are great! We are free! We are admirable! Admirable, like no people in the jungle! We all say that - it means it's true! they shouted.
    1. skifd
      skifd 20 March 2014 15: 12
      Quote: Midshipman
      They chat and brag as if they were a great nation and conceived great things

      In the meantime, they moved on to asking "where were you from eight to eleven ??" (c):
      1. Slavs
        Slavs 21 March 2014 10: 35
        Congratulations, Maidan, Kiev, eat what they fought for ...
  29. fly fishing
    fly fishing 20 March 2014 14: 06
    It made me think about Serdyukov’s plan for the order of the Mistrals.
    It turns out - a time bomb, France has a migraine. belay laughing
    We will develop our industry and defense industry to the envy of our enemies!
    1. dropout
      dropout 20 March 2014 18: 00
      Quote: fly fishing
      We will develop our industry and defense industry to the envy of our enemies!

      Dear fly fisherman, you can buy "flies" from them too, but each cartridge; and here you are absolutely right, you must be your own. Otherwise, the powder may not be completely dry.
  30. reader1964
    reader1964 20 March 2014 14: 11
    it is very curious and seems to be blowing partly with true facts. indeed, all the fuss around today goes into the circle of energy. Aksyonov is constantly talking about gas on the peninsula, but where is the gas and oil. You can shake the hand of Comrade Putin in recognition.
  31. mojohed2012
    mojohed2012 20 March 2014 14: 12
    The article is phenomenal and very thought out. A logical and consistent statement of important facts.
    The author is not a plus, but a plus.
    In my opinion, all this kotovasia in Ukraine is brewed by the United States for the next test at Pont Putin and Russia.
    The goal was both Crimea and Ukraine as a whole, in order to block pipelines and put missile defense closer.
    Only here is the feeling that the European Union has already in fact supported the states, in advance they were not aware of everything except Germany.
    They wanted to bend Vova. But Vova bent all, and even Crimea squeezed out of their paws. How depressed? Without a shot and without even a bunch.
    Let the snot rub and wipe the tears. Do not see them the Crimea and NATO-Ukraine.
    Soon, pensions and salaries do not receive there 3 months - they will throw off the banderlogs themselves.
  32. parusnik
    parusnik 20 March 2014 14: 13
    Wait until it calms down with the Crimea, and according to the Crimean formula, choose the southeast ..
    1. Vi_RUS
      Vi_RUS 20 March 2014 15: 32
      6 months and Ukraine as part of Russia, remember my words! And there is no need to pick anything, everything is a foregone conclusion!
      1. parus2nik
        parus2nik 20 March 2014 18: 55
        And so it turns out that we will pick it up ... because already by this time no one will need anyone .. and everything will calm down .. but 6 months is too optimistic, I think by the beginning of November .. smile
  33. Ustian
    Ustian 20 March 2014 14: 18
    Have a hunchback toad, sorry for the persistent association stop , hind legs chopped off, it’s time to take on the front and abdomen!
    1. Vi_RUS
      Vi_RUS 20 March 2014 16: 20
      Och looks like a toad and indeed))) you have a stormy fantasy))) but I have the same associations, for example, Russia in this form looks like a Horse or a Horse to me, which is more convenient to perceive))
    2. dmitriygorshkov
      dmitriygorshkov 20 March 2014 18: 27
      Quote: Ustian
      Sorry, I have a hunchback toad, sorry for the strong association, the hind legs are chopped off, it's time for the front ones to grab the abdomen!

      Expressing your associations, our task is to "chop off" for a start up the hump from above with the capture of the front leg from below!
      Ah, cho! I like it! Young naturalists for work! fellow
      And there we will see, maybe Che will like it!
  34. individual
    individual 20 March 2014 14: 23
    The US wanted as always.
    Russia did as it should!
  35. dimdimich71
    dimdimich71 20 March 2014 14: 25
    The American president catches a goldfish, in response, I don’t fulfill only two predictions about the future. Well the first question is, will there be a third world? -Yes, -a hundred years later. And how much will Coca-Cola cost? -1 ruble
  36. Kibl
    Kibl 20 March 2014 14: 32
    That's right, the author stated, well done! Maybe in Russia they do not understand as keenly as we, whom Humpbacked betrayed in 1991, you, the Russians even stayed at home, and we, for various reasons, were not always dependent on us in a foreign land. And therefore we are sharper we understand the Crimeans who so wanted to go back home and are so sincerely happy about it! And do not eat any of the fifth column, Western singers and other evil spirits! And if, God forbid, of course, if, again, some kind of trouble happens on Earth, all of them again, they will look at Russia with hope! They say the Russians never abandoned anyone, they always helped and saved everyone! Such a holy duty and work on Russia on this planet!
    1. RBLip
      RBLip 20 March 2014 15: 10
      Quote: KIBL
      And do not eat all of the fifth column, the Western sing along and other evil spirits! And

      laughing Of course not. poison ourselves.
    2. klopik
      klopik 20 March 2014 17: 20
      I fully support. I admire your president and hope that he will be ours soon too;) Kharkov citizen
    3. internatio
      internatio 21 March 2014 01: 00
      Yes, Gorby's betrayal has been overcome. But just a little. His judge is History, and our People. And Russia's mission is beginning to be realized. And, as Petka said in the film, "On a worldwide scale."
  37. kmike
    kmike 20 March 2014 14: 39
    Excellent article. Thanks to the author of DBK!
  38. konvalval
    konvalval 20 March 2014 14: 43
    The article is a huge plus. Firstly for sure. Secondly with great humor. Well done by the author, but he was pissed that there was no talent. The only author did not touch on the military-strategic significance of Crimea. Probably a civilian.
  39. muginov2015
    muginov2015 20 March 2014 14: 44
    The modesty of kanesha adorns, but I want to say that even before the mess with the referendum, I expressed the idea of ​​the vital interests of our oil and gas producers in this matter. The author is maladness! I’ve put everything on the shelves, but I’m afraid I’m a little naive if I think that I will push my business in the Russian Federation without bribes. Well, nothing.
  40. Circle
    Circle 20 March 2014 14: 46
    “Crimea is our common property and the most important factor of stability in the region. And this strategic territory should be under strong, stable sovereignty, which in fact can only be Russian today. Otherwise, dear friends (I turn to Ukraine and Russia), you and I, both Russians and Ukrainians, may lose Crimea altogether, and in the near historical perspective. Please think over these words."
    From the text of the address of V. Putin in Crimea

    It looks like the author of the article thought about it and made the right conclusions. In addition, the famous anecdote comes to mind that "only the lack of accurate intelligence about the oil reserves in Antarctica keeps the penguins from revolution."
  41. Al_lexx
    Al_lexx 20 March 2014 14: 54
    Brilliant article! More to such.
    Indeed, a lot falls into place. The author is a well-deserved, fatty plus! Obama, and the entire State Department, just fit to chew ties! laughing

    Crimeans well done!
    1. Free Island
      Free Island 20 March 2014 16: 42
      ties are not in fashion now. it's 2008, now let the socks chew :)))
  42. Sma11
    Sma11 20 March 2014 14: 56
    KIEV, 20 Mar. - RIA Novosti. The Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine on Thursday adopted a decree on the rights of the Crimean Tatar people as part of the Ukrainian state. 284 deputy voted for the decision.
    "The adoption of the resolution of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine" On the statement of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine on the guarantee of the rights of the Crimean Tatar people as part of the Ukrainian state "will provide the necessary conditions for the legal regulation of the settlement, social adaptation and integration of the Crimean Tatars, as an indigenous people of Ukraine, will contribute to the creation of conditions of stability and consent in Ukrainian society, "- said in the explanatory note to the draft resolution.

    Hooked U.R.O.D.Y
    1. Viktor.N.Aleksandrov.
      Viktor.N.Aleksandrov. 20 March 2014 15: 35
      This now applies only to Ukrainian society. Too late they stirred!
    2. Free Island
      Free Island 20 March 2014 16: 44
      the scenario of a "Tatar card" is quite likely, as in Syria, when under the guise of "Syrian oppositionists" they overtook everyone in the form of American PMCs, mercenaries from all over the Middle East, and so on ... as if together with Crimea not get a new region of the Wahhabis. After all, it's not a secret for anyone that these swine nasties have already spread throughout Russia, from the Caucasus to the Far East.
      1. internatio
        internatio 21 March 2014 01: 11
        Introduce a complete ban on Hizb ut-Tahrir, the Islamic Renaissance Party in Crimea. As in the Russian Federation! Yes, and with sectarians such as "Jehovah's Witnesses", "Pentecostals", Mormons need to be more attentive, it's not for nothing that the West and Canada were pushed into the Crimea. And take a very close look at what kind of medical centers have opened over the past 10 years. Very strange medical centers.
    3. dmitriygorshkov
      dmitriygorshkov 20 March 2014 18: 45
      Quote: Sma11
      Hooked U.R.O.D.Y

      I really hope that the Crimean Tatars have the wisdom not to believe these liars and oath-criminals! Recently, they have already broken so many promises!
      Let me remind you the main ones, in my opinion: 1) the agreement of February 21, on the settlement of the crisis.
      Which they trampled in less than a day!
      2) the famous "promise them everything, and then we will hang!"
      You can’t say anything else. This is not People!
  43. johnsnz
    johnsnz 20 March 2014 15: 14
    Very good stuff! Welcome to Russia, brothers and sisters!
    PS Recently I read the correspondence of a Nazi who calls himself a "Bendera" ... I could not resist and asked: "Do you really respect Ilf and Petrov?" In response: "Who else are they?" laughing
  44. Papabear
    Papabear 20 March 2014 15: 18
    Go ahead and with the song to a brighter future!
  45. Not served
    Not served 20 March 2014 15: 24
    To be honest, I also thought about this, "Where is the business?"
    The Azarov government has really spent a lot of effort searching for alternatives to Russian gas. And the result, in principle, was. Shale gas reserves in Ukraine are concentrated not only in the Poltava and Ivano-Frankivsk regions, but also in the East in Donbas. Moreover, they are deep enough for shale. They also tried to extract gas from coal seams, reducing the risks of working in mines. Ours in Kuzbass also planned this way, maybe they get it, I don’t know for sure. Here volumes and business are clearly not visible, volumes are not the same.
    The Black Sea shelf is interesting only for the needs of Ukraine (i.e. local). 2-3 billion m3 in fact will turn from a force of 1 billion m3 per year, this is only 1 million oil equivalent. At the same time, drilling offshore is several times more expensive than on land. For comparison, the Republic of Udmurtia produces about 10 million tons per year. Perhaps they know something more, but all the same, it is not Iraq at all.
    So we can probably find out WHERE THE BUSINESS WAS!
  46. aleks 62
    aleks 62 20 March 2014 15: 25
    Countryman all right and cool described !!! Directly removed from the tongue !!! Respect and respect !!!! Delivered FATY PLUS !!!! It is a pity that more than one is impossible ...
  47. Vi_RUS
    Vi_RUS 20 March 2014 15: 31
    This is a fantastic article, I do not believe that a simple resident of the Crimea could write it, because no one could ever give such a subtle analysis of the situation! I am delighted! You are either a genius or a politician with great experience !!! Fiction, just fantastic!
    1. sergei- morjak
      sergei- morjak 20 March 2014 17: 06
      What kind of science fiction? Books need to be read. All wars of the 20th and already the 21st century are wars for oil. The author put the accents correctly. Respect. And Vladimir Vladimirovich, as if not to become new collectors of Russian lands, the time has come.
    2. Sevastopol
      Sevastopol 20 March 2014 19: 15
      it’s strange that you think so. in Sevastopol, in fact, there have always been many talented people. and believe me, from here the described events are visible much more clearly than from any other place.
  48. tnship2
    tnship2 20 March 2014 15: 32
    In dashing times, men are in Russia who are ready to shoulder the burden of responsibility for the country. There are no words! Yes, Obama can’t be envied right now. He’s probably right now as in Vysotsky’s song: if it’s true, well, at least a third, there’s only one floor to die.
  49. Sanglier
    Sanglier 20 March 2014 15: 39
    Agree, Zheglov's phrase "And know, Smoked, that this time you really made me angry" - sounded somehow especially.
    1. pogis
      pogis 20 March 2014 19: 08
      You still remember Brother-2, answered for Sevastopol laughing
  50. Siberian19
    Siberian19 20 March 2014 15: 46
    ABM gas heard about oil no! article bomb! Respect to the author and more articles! good