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The epic role of the buffet in the effectiveness of the activities of deputies

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No wonder the Russian Tsar Peter I demanded that the boyars speak without a piece of paper, so that everyone could see the crap.


Now the great parties “Batkivshchyna” and “Freedom” have just arrived at their finest hour, the guys speak without a piece of paper. They played a decisive role in the coup d'état, received in the self-appointed government a lot of posts and the opportunity to talk without a word. Let us examine some of the statements of these wonderful people.

"Russia will not be able to win in this situation, it is a violation of all international norms and guarantees. If they are violated, then we have the right to restore nuclear weapon. We will renew the nuclear status and communicate in a completely different way ", - said the MP Mikhail Golovko on the sidelines of BP.

It’s a sin, of course, to laugh at sick people, but it’s hard to resist. First, of course, all European countries will be happy to receive inadequate nuclear weapons at their borders, secondly, a country with such an economic situation cannot do this, and, thirdly, the Budapest memorandum on the integrity of Ukraine can be immediately burned in the stove. But there is no time or ability to analyze your words.

"Dear Chairman of the Parliament. I ask you to order to close the damn buffet, because now a very important decision was failed. ", - our next hero, Pan, declared from the rostrum Andrey Pyshny.

It seems to me that this is not necessary. People's deputies should in fact adequately, according to the revolutionary situation, unanimously vote "for" new laws, whatever they may be, therefore, without a hundred or two hundred grams of brandy it is unrealistic to do so. Let them drink and eat, Pan Magnificent, God forbid - sober up.

Well, our constant hero, the newly-made secretary of the National Security and Defense Council Andriy Paruby: "We have now localized the situation in Crimea and will take prompt and effective measures to fully neutralize it ", - he said.

In how, however, hello. And again goodbye. Ban Andriy, he is clearly contused on the Maidan.

"These are either small extremist-separatist groups, or military personnel of the Russian Black Sea fleet, that is, the special forces of the Russian Black Sea Fleet ... The military personnel of the Black Sea Fleet illegally conduct actions in the territory of Crimea "- says our unique commandant. Interestingly, he thinks that now 70-e years, and people are not able to check his words?

The habit of lying on the Maidan will repeatedly fail Pan Parubiya, let's hope that his friend Michael Saakashvili brought him enough neckties as a gift. He will need them soon.

"I ask the team to treat my future decisions with understanding. I am sure that in our communication there will be a maximum of democracy and only professional relations. I am confident that with our team we will adequately pass all the tests, we will overcome this crisis together and reach a new level. I invite everyone to fruitful cooperation ", - noted the new Minister of Infrastructure Maxim Burbak, addressing ministry officials with a welcome speech.

Pan Maxim is the younger brother Alexey Burbaka, childhood friend of European politics Arseny Yatsenyuk. You remember, gentlemen, that in European practice it is unacceptable to arrange the power of your gods and friends?

But perhaps he was appointed for specific professional success in his previous activities and experience? You are not mistaken.

He proved himself to be an effective organizer of supplying firewood, water and tires to Maidan ...

Sometimes it seems to me that I wake up in the morning every day in Zimbabwe after the departure of the colonialists. Natives with machetes, ruined white farm estates, a government consisting of notorious dunce. I will not compare Yanukovych with Yan Smith, the successes of our president cannot be compared with the successes of Rhodesia. But, excuse me for cynicism, maybe this was the point of leaving the Ukrainian president in the underground to demonstrate the possibilities of the new “people's” power and the effect that will occur in society from understanding their professional and organizational skills.

I do not know about you, I am shocked by this new level. Insight will come, I hope, soon everyone
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  1. haarte
    haarte 1 March 2014 14: 00
    +6
    It's only the beginning... bully
    1. Ari100kraT
      Ari100kraT 1 March 2014 14: 04
      +13
      Quote: haarte
      It's only the beginning...

      The catapult (delivery vehicle) is already there and has passed the tests, and these "henies" will build a vigorous bomb on their knees in a week laughing
      A strange paradox: as soon as some "monkey" comes to power, she immediately starts looking for a grenade ...
      "Dear Speaker of Parliament. I ask you to give an order to close the buffet to hell, because a very important decision has now been ruined," our next hero, Mr. Andrey Pyshny, said from the rostrum of the VR.

      You need to be more creative, for example, transfer the voting area to the buffet or place the buffet itself in the meeting room, imagine fist fights on the platform, on the side of a striptease, on the right a jockey, and the order is brought directly to the chair ... Lyapota winked
      1. ele1285
        ele1285 1 March 2014 14: 16
        +6
        Quote: Ari100krat
        The catapult (delivery vehicle) is already there and has passed the tests, and these "henies" will build a vigorous bomb on their knees in a week
        .

        They will build it, the geyropa still wants to live. It is entirely possible that all nuclear power plants in Ukraine will be secured. We with nata or the UN are with us. Who will guarantee that such a fool as Sasha’s beaten will not capture the Rivne NPP? And without it there are enough degenerates.
        1. cat 1970
          cat 1970 1 March 2014 16: 46
          +2
          There are now so many special forces, Russian, other, (in case of war), BUT, Sasha is white (russism, biliy, ha) (it's like Rastorguev-s (biathlete of the Latvian national team). In 2003, people (PEOPLE) spoke (talkers) : YULKA stole (ukrapa), billions of dollars (.. (, ale, we won (she's ours) X .. with her, CHERNOBYL, from Europe, (Poland), they don't know if Russia turns away. Piz **** , YULIA SAID (EARLIER), "YOU WOULD LIKE A SARCOPHAGUS - WE WOULD LOVE YOU, nits !! And Sasha Baly, just died.
      2. sssla
        sssla 1 March 2014 17: 30
        +3
        Quote: Ari100krat
        and these "henies" will build a vigorous bomb on their knees in a week

        I still have three cast iron cores of 3 kilos each from the Union at home, so you can quit. I now have nuclear weapons. I can adjust Golovko and Ukraine will be a nuclear country (or nuclear ???)
        1. sssla
          sssla 1 March 2014 18: 01
          0
          Watch me in shock --- http: //www.youtube.com/watch? V = Oo9LiRiO1eY # t = 108
  2. major071
    major071 1 March 2014 14: 01
    +10
    What can be said here? Obviously, the current deputies have not gone far from George W. Bush. in mental development. Such pearls must be preserved for history. laughing
  3. Gagarin
    Gagarin 1 March 2014 14: 11
    +8
    God grant that all this ends well, then at leisure we will be able to review and appreciate a lot of irony and humor. And now it’s not a laughing matter.
  4. ruslan7608
    ruslan7608 1 March 2014 14: 22
    +3
    It would be funny if it would not be so sad !!!
  5. Cherdak
    Cherdak 1 March 2014 14: 25
    +8
    Quote: Gagarin
    We will resume nuclear status and will communicate in a completely different way


    That's just for this, I love the bright Gogol characters. The Ukrainian land is not impoverished ...
  6. Stinger
    Stinger 1 March 2014 14: 34
    +3
    The deputies are the same everywhere, but the buffets are different. Some people like beer, while others don’t take anything but vodka in their mouths.
    1. Duke
      Duke 1 March 2014 14: 46
      +2
      No wonder the Russian Tsar Peter I demanded that the boyars speak without a piece of paper, so that everyone could see the crap.

      There is still a vodka. He takes the soul and unleashes the tongue, and from there the pearls.
  7. individual
    individual 1 March 2014 14: 34
    +2
    For all today's dope, the reckoning of the people of Ukraine will be terrible.
  8. skifd
    skifd 1 March 2014 15: 19
    +6
    It is sinful to gloat at such a time, but how not to laugh at such wretched people! In general, stock up on popcorn and cola, gentlemen .. The circus of holy fools collects a full house. wassat

    That's just the people are sorry.
  9. Zomanus
    Zomanus 1 March 2014 15: 54
    +1
    The people are not sorry. People soared rolls, I apologize for the expression at that time. when it was necessary to disperse these poor. So let the people ripen now, fully feel the air of freedom and other delights of unrest. And then let him say his word.
  10. uralets81
    uralets81 1 March 2014 17: 04
    0
    CHAMBER # 6 AND THE KUNZTKAMERA IN ONE PERSON OR IN THE ONE HIGHER RADA. COMBINED DIBILOV
  11. pulemetchik_39
    pulemetchik_39 1 March 2014 17: 55
    0
    Kunstkamera idiots or panopticon of cretins, but certainly not an authority of a sovereign country!
  12. Ygorez
    Ygorez 1 March 2014 18: 03
    0
    Reminiscent of the Kerensky Provisional Government, meetings ... manifestos ... regulations ... Where are the pennies? I can not hear about it winked
  13. Mentor
    Mentor 1 March 2014 19: 12
    -1
    Quote: sssla
    Quote: Ari100krat
    and these "henies" will build a vigorous bomb on their knees in a week

    I still have three cast iron cores of 3 kilos each from the Union at home, so you can quit. I now have nuclear weapons. I can adjust Golovko and Ukraine will be a nuclear country (or nuclear ???)

    Respected Ari100kraT, Your weapon is already prohibited either by The Hague, or by Maidan, as vigorous. Disarm, please. And throw the rubber bomb too. On the Maidan.
  14. Arkan
    Arkan 1 March 2014 21: 37
    0
    "Natives with machetes, ruined white farm estates, a government made up of notorious goons."

    Over the years of independence, then common sense, troglodytes with ties have turned out.
  15. The Sparkle
    The Sparkle 1 March 2014 23: 35
    +1
    All this power in one chamber for life, with a personal orderly to everyone. Only orderlies feel sorry for what is such a punishment for them?
  16. Petrovich-2
    Petrovich-2 2 March 2014 08: 16
    +2
    I’m not afraid to get cons, I’ll say.
    I must also thank Yanukovych for the fact that everything is going the way it is. Yes, it is cruel, but if Berkut dispersed the Maidan at once, there would be no free Crimea, there would not be the upsurge that is now in the South-East.
    Thank you, Yanukovych, you worked very well for Russia.
  17. kind
    kind 2 March 2014 10: 28
    0
    The self-proclaimed government of Ukraine has only one way out - go to the Maidan and shoot yourself!
  18. konvalval
    konvalval 2 March 2014 23: 43
    0
    Quote: Duke
    No wonder the Russian Tsar Peter I demanded that the boyars speak without a piece of paper, so that everyone could see the crap.

    There is still a vodka. He takes the soul and unleashes the tongue, and from there the pearls.

    But ya sal fat, then ne ne te sayesh.