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Results of the week. “I told him, he said: the taverns and women would be brought to Zugunderra!”

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Part I. "It happens, it will soon pass ..."


Nearly burned on the greens

SC in search of articles for ex-minister Serdyukov

Finally, the investigators of the Main Armed Forces Department of the TFR were able to choose an option for the possible prosecution of Anatoly Serdyukov. We thought we could ...

Picked up for a long time. Already even Anatoly Eduardovich himself was called for a couple of times for interrogation as a witness, but our ex-minister was flint. He is silent without a lawyer, he is silent with a lawyer - in general, you just can’t stand up. We decided to use another tactic and approach the figure, which is not given to the teeth, from the rear. They say: what do you, Anatoly Eduardovich, think about such an object as the Astrakhan recreation center “Zhitnoye” in the Volga delta? If, they say, they have forgotten, so “Zhitnoye” is the base, which belongs to Valery Puzikov, your sister’s spouse ...

Anatoly Eduardovich began to recall, and the picture began to emerge in his memory. He thinks: isn't it really “Zhitnoye”, which until my arrival in the Defense Ministry led only winding country roads, and then suddenly began to lead excellent asphalted transport arteries costing 18 million rubles ... Perhaps it is “Zhitnoye”, where From the nearest military unit, conscript soldiers were sent to do the noble work of landscape design, rolling square kilometers of the newest lawn, and planting trees — for free, of course ... And it’s not Zhitnoye where Dmitry Anatol rested in 2011 for a year a'evich and Vladimir Vladimirovich, in white trousers and black glasses, astonished fish from the sides of beautiful boats.

The investigators, therefore, say: think correctly, Anatoly Eduardovich. But Dmitry Anatolyevich and Vladimir Vladimirovich were there and the fish were caught there, they went to the house, but your relative deigned to continue using your official position as a direct extraction of personal exits ...

And here we heard the infectious laughter of Anatoly Serdyukov, the lawyer - Mr. Padva. When he laughed and rubbed the tears that appeared at the corners of his eyes with laughter with a cambric scarf, Heinrich Pavlovich said: and what are you, gracious sovereigns, suspect my client? .. Is it possible that he personally led the soldiers to roll out a green lawn ?! Is it possible that the road was paved and thus caused damage to the budget of the Ministry of Defense ?! Yes, all your charges are not worth a jigger, for the road now belongs to the military department, and it can sell it if desired, reimbursing the expenses; and the soldiers - what are the soldiers? Maybe they even went through combat training sessions, rolling up in the grass and disguising themselves with the help of trees planted on the territory of the base.

The investigators scratched their heads, thought, and strengthened their belief that Anatoly Eduardovich and Heinrich Pavlovich were grated rolls, which you would not take with lawns and saplings. And if you don’t take the ex-minister, you decided to recoup on smaller people - like Nikolai Ryabykh, who was accused of signing some dubious agreements with the company “BiS” at a time when Ryabykh did not hold the leading position in the economic department of the Ministry of Defense ... Of course, because Ryabykh does not have Padva ... And so beautifully to be silent, as Anatoly Eduardovich, he does not know how ...

OboronSirotService

Will a new ministry care for orphans in Russia?

The degree of heat when discussing the so-called "anti-magnetic law" in Russia is not reduced. Someone openly criticizes those who took decisions on this law in the sense that it was true blasphemy to prohibit the adoption of Russian children by American citizens. Someone, on the contrary, thinks that blasphemy is to send Russian orphans abroad, thereby considering that the problem has been solved. In general, passions are boiling, opponents are ready to shout over each other, and even scratch each other’s faces - for a quicker proof of their correctness.

However, the law was adopted, and to break the spears on this occasion and one, and others already to anything. But it’s not too late to speak out in terms of information from a number of media outlets about the possibility of creating a whole ministry in Russia that will take care of orphans and children left without parental care. Such an idea was reportedly expressed by the current ombudsman under the president of the country for the rights of the child Pavel Astakhov.

No, taking care of children is, of course, a paramount thing. As they say, children are our everything. But here only embarrasses the fact that in order to care for “our everything”, it is only necessary to create a ministry or another similar institution.

Many will ask: what is actually so vague here? .. Yes, somehow at the mention of the very possibility of creating another department, which is entrusted to solve this or that problem, immediately the thought comes to mind that, where the department is, and his manager, half a dozen of his deputies there, half a dozen deputy deputies and a half dozen advisers, special representatives with deputy deputies and advisors to advisers ... And all this together is called new budget spending, and it’s not at all the fact that they will go solely to take care of Russia orphans.

Such an author’s dirty suspicions and insinuations, of course, would not have arisen if all the available ministries and departments of the country worked like a clock and were not shaken periodically by corruption scandals, misappropriation of funds and intrigues more small.

And so, at that hour, a certain “OboronSirotService” will appear in the country, in the private palace of whose leader, over time, they will suddenly take on the next boxes with “brunettes”, acquired by honest and overworking work on immense care for the orphans. And then what? Sergey Shoigu, speak? Of course, Shoigu is an option. But he is still busy on another front.

Georgian special services with a lens

New "achievements" of Georgian democracy

In the week, Georgia again became one of the spotlights throughout the post-Soviet space. Here a major sex scandal broke out in which high-ranking officials and special services were implicated. As it turned out, immediately before the parliamentary elections in Georgia, in which the victory, as you know, was celebrated by the “Georgian Dream” of Bidzina Ivanishvili, the special services carried out work of, let's say, a specific character. On the instructions of the head of the military police department, Mr. Legis Kardava, a kind of monitoring of representatives of sexual minorities was conducted in the country. It turned out that these same minorities are found on the slopes of the Caucasus Mountains. Their joy was filmed on video cameras, after which the materials were provided to the “heroes” for personal reference. Like, friends, if you do not want to be in Tbilisi, Kutaisi and further - everywhere they know that you have hot feelings for members of your gender, then please - help our grief - work for us and for Mikhail Nikolozovich at the same time. No, no, you misunderstood ... Do not do the work as you used to, but just try to get acquainted with prominent people from the camp of the opposition (at that time, the opposition - author’s note), and only after that you can follow your path: love these people according to the full program ... And we will take your strong masculine love on video, and, having “wiped off” your people, we’ll show you what contacts of the first degree politicians from the Ivanishvili camp are prone to.

And the newly-minted special agents of the Georgian special services rushed to combine the pleasant with the useful ... Contacts started, yes what! .. Some Georgian TV channels even showed the most innocent of them live, forgetting to display the 18 + badges ...

But now, when the initiators of these lyrical meetings in the conspiratorial apartments are indicated, then Mikhail Saakashvili is again under attack. Poor, poor Mikhail Nikolozovich. Well, it's just that all the bumps are falling on him now ... That war, then torture in places of detention, now, in general, it has come to gay scandals. A little more, and in general “Bunga-Bunga” a la Berlusconi on the shores of “Aragva and Chickens” will be revealed ...

Obviously, completely upset, the current president of Georgia decided to somehow sweeten his bitter pill of the opposition leader and with his hand overwhelmed by the presidential work signed a document on a large amnesty. In Georgia, it was expected that only those who once spoke out against Saakashvili’s policy would be released, but Mikhail Nikolozovich, as they say, freed up criminals as well, staging a sort of remake of the cold summer of 53: the hot winter of 13.

After such a step, they decided to bury him. Yes Yes. Exactly. In Zugdidi, several thousand people built a coffin in which the president was escorted (symbolically) to a different world: where paradise and prosperity are, in general, resigned. In order for Saakashvili to release his post ahead of schedule, about a million citizens have already signed up in Georgia. Such is the people's love for the main democrat and liberator ... And how it all began: crystal clear police, Georgia-NATO, Thai-Thai, non-GMO tangerines and other joys ...

Moldovan flag passions

New bans on flags and heraldic symbols from official Chisinau

The attempts of the Moldovan authorities to liquidate stories country. The ban on the use of Soviet symbols in the form of a sickle and hammer was not enough for Chisinau, and therefore it was decided to consider banning the use of any heraldic and similar symbols and objects that were not registered by the Ministry of Justice. At the same time it was not at all clear what exactly the authorities of independent Moldova are going to prohibit. But then in a number of local publications there appeared publications of opinions of Moldovan opposition politicians, who explained the essence of the initiative. It turns out that the official Chisinau "rolls a barrel" on the banner of Victory (even without a sickle and hammer), as well as a red-blue banner with the emblem of the ancient Moldavian principality. You see, the authorities of the country do not like the fact that in many cities these banners are used during various holiday events.

To prohibit the use of flags or not to prohibit is certainly a matter for Moldovan politicians. They want to ban what is not registered in the Ministry of Justice of the country - in principle, please. Well, the country has embarked on the path of independence ... But only if Chisinau is going to impose a taboo on the red flag and its ancient heraldic symbol, then you need to be consistent and ban a lot more: for example, the flags of the United States or China. Not only are both flags hardly registered at the Moldovan Ministry of Justice, but the Chinese flag is also very rich in red ...

Official Chisinau, perhaps, in its state flag, red as a color would forbid, but here, you know, the Romanian neighbors may not support, and Ukraine, in addition, will think that the Moldovans stole her flag and turned it vertically to hide “symbolic piracy” .

But there is still an incomprehensible situation with Angola to draw. How will the Moldovan authorities react to the Angolan gear and machete, which by their very appearance directly provoke democratic Moldovan politicians, forming a clear graphic similarity to the sickle and hammer ... Then either the Angolans in general will not allow Moldova to take a dip, let your flag in order lead ...

Love our Motherland - your mother

Three skins from one deputy

Another impressive initiative offers one of the most active deputies of the current State Duma convocation Sergey Zheleznyak. He, together with a number of other deputies from the United Russia Duma faction, decided to attend to the moral character of the modern Russian media. The concern is that now every particularly impressionable person can register the presence of obscene words in a particular media outlet and immediately turn to Roskomnadzor, who will take all measures to penalize the media for swearing.

In this case, the amounts of the fine are specified as follows: if a citizen deigned to use foul language (as in the draft law), he should pay thousands of 2-3, if an official did not resist a strong statement, he would have to pay from 5 to 20 thousand rubles (apparently, depending from the fortress of a slychitsa), and if the face is a legal person, as a cobbler, the group of MP Zheleznyak offers a fine from 20 to 200 thousand rubles. And how legal entities swear! .. How foul they are, mother for their leg through the yoke ... Editor, where are your scissors? Sorry, burst out ...

The law, of course, is aimed at protecting the Russians from the amorality - you will not say anything. Only, it’s not completely clear: on what basis the amount of the fine will be determined, and how Roskomnadzor will catch the citizen who entered, for example, the media site and in the comments he wrote, “how much he liked it here” live radio station ...

Obviously, this will have to take additional measures. In particular, you should first touch the MAT parts: to distinguish between words on weak-top, medium-top and especially mother-sided ones. And for this, in turn, it will be necessary to open a special Duma committee, which will make special dictionaries of profanity, indicating the amount of the fine for using this or that term in the media. I wanted to speak on the pages of the publication in terms of where you want to send the interlocutor, the author or another person, so prepare a couple of thousand at once ... And if suddenly you are at the time of writing matyuk on performance, then prepare thousands of 20. Well, it’s quite a bad thing if you deign to express yourself three-story on behalf of and on behalf of a legal entity (for example, an excavator factory or a poultry factory). Then Deputy Zheleznyak, along with Roskomnadzor, will remove three skins from you ...

Part II. “When logic is lame, the mind loses its sense of balance”

Beat a woman should be on the face, chest and stomach

And so on

“Domostroy”, which taught Russian housewives to be careful, thrift, tidy and clean of the house (up to “washed out and scraped out and wiped out” and in order to end up in the hut was “like in heaven and war”), the owner appeared at once, as soon as his wife shied away from the sacred duty of leading the house. The husband should have been able to not only “punish his wife with any discourse,” but if such “does not listen and does not heed, and is not a Boitsa,” but also apply more sensitive penalties than “discouragement”.

In order for the wife to relax, “Domostroy” advises the husband to take the ropes and unfasten the wife properly - behind closed doors, not in front of the servants. Quilting, you need to teach her verbally. Giving the wife in the ear or the eye “Domostroy” does not advise: after all, the wife can go blind or deaf. Kicking and punching the heart is also not recommended. It is undesirable to peel a spouse with a staff or stab something with an iron. As for the whip, it should be beaten with care, “reasonably and painfully, and terrible and healthy.” Before you start beating, you must take off your shirt from your wife. Stripping with a whip should be for nothing, but only in the case of terrible disobedience or neglect.

A slightly different scenario of raising wives developed by modern Islamic authors living in Saudi Arabia and Iran.

Mohamed Kamal Mustafa, the writer of the work "Woman in Islam", for example, believes that it is better to beat a woman with a rod - not too thick, because the blows should bring her "not physical, but spiritual suffering." Obviously, the spiritual re-education of the spouse will be the sooner the more accurate the blows inflicted on her by the teacher. What are we? And the fact that the author of the book advises husbands to "strike blows on sensitive parts of the body: face, chest, stomach, head, and so on."

If we imagine that Mr. Mohamed Kamal Mustafa threatening female faces, breasts, stomachs "and so on" with a rod (well, not a piece of reinforcement) has a page in some Facebook, then we can assume that in his female readers are not women.

There is, however, a much softer opinion regarding female forms of punishment. The doctor-saudit Ghazi al-Shimari asserts that you should not beat a woman in the face. Here in other places is yes. Only blows should be light.

George W. Bush, being the governor of Texas, passed one law, in accordance with which the offender should verbally or in writing warn his victim about the impending crime, and not less than 24 hours before it was committed. In the warning it was necessary to describe the crime being started, otherwise the court admits that there were aggravating circumstances.

Dr. al-Shimari, in full accordance with the brilliant legislative constructions of Mr. Bush, believes that the husband should warn his wife about the number of blows she is about to receive.

This Arab specialist recommends in other cases (apparently, especially soft) to beat his wife with a toothbrush. A progressive scientist does not approve of beating women with glassware, such as plates or bottles of water. He does not advise to strike with a knife.

And here is another specialist educator. Someone George Bousquet, the author of the book "Sex and Etiquette in Islam," states that when beating a woman, the main thing is ... not to mutilate yourself. Women, you know, there are different. The writer recommends that “a thin woman ... beaten with a cane, a full one with an open palm, and a strong one with a fist.”

As for reeds and fists, the employees of the Al-Jazeera TV channel, leading the weekly Sharia and Life program, are not sure. They believe that, in general, physical violence is suitable for raising only the woman who "perceives this process normally." If the wife is humiliated by corporal punishment, then she should not be beaten.

Here it is. And who "perceives this process normally"? Masochist?

Next went the author of the book "On the subordination of women in Islam" Gassan Asha. This comrade explained what and when to beat his wife. The physical method of education is appropriate in cases where the wife refuses to smarten before meeting her husband, neglects her religious duties, leaves home without permission and does not want to satisfy her husband’s sexual needs.

All these educators - with rods, canes and fists - completely exclude the fact that the faithful, delivering blow after blow to his wife, himself can be so far from ideal that she is fit to give him surrender. Teapot, vase or at least the same toothbrush. In the hands of a “strong” woman, she can turn into a formidable weapon. And if the spouse in the other hand for safety will take the iron or poker ...

Norwegians become a national minority in Norway

And the Finns are going to learn Russian

If the terrible trend that was revealed by the Norwegian scientists recently will continue in the coming years, by the 2021 year in Oslo schools the pupils who speak Norwegian, will turn out in an unenviable position.

Over the past five years, the number of schools where Norwegian boys and girls are in the minority has increased from 40 to 58. At the turn of the 21st century, 31% of schoolchildren in Oslo were those who were then defined as “minorities” - those for whom the Norwegian language is not native. A decade later, their share increased to 40%. There are schools in Norway where "visitors" make up 80-90 percent of students. In Oslo today there are 16 schools, where more than 75 percent of students are “minorities”, and six schools, where this proportion even exceeds 90%.

The real majority of the population, according to Norwegian observers, is now in the country account for immigrants under the age of 18 years.

Another problem is in Finland. If earlier there was intensively studied the Swedish language in schools in order to communicate with Norwegians and Swedes, now residents of the province of Eastern Finland consider it necessary to learn Russian. Finns briskly trade with the Russians, drink Russian vodka, speak with Russian tourists and even go on tours themselves, and therefore why do they need Swedish? In addition, the Swedish will soon become obsolete: by the 2021, the “Swedes” and “Norwegians” will speak Arabic.

Nevertheless, the country's president, Sauli Niinistö, says that “one should not oppose Swedish and Russian. It is in our interests to offer young people maximum opportunities for success. ” But how claims The Finnish edition of Iltalehti, according to a recent survey, about 90% of the population in Eastern Finland speaks in favor of replacing Swedish school lessons with Russian language lessons. Finns, especially those who are younger, already sense, where is the birthplace of real success ...

Greek savvy did not disappoint

About how Berlin Athens owed

If Latvians, Estonians and Lithuanians are big fans of the fascist liberators, who are turning to Russia’s occupier for monetary compensation, the Greeks are made from another test. They have now requested the money from the Germans. They say that they attacked, invaded, destroyed infrastructure, caused misfortunes, ate our olives, drank wine, ate oranges, used our women - and now we have an economic crisis because of you, so start paying. No, no, your past millions do not interest us. Let's billions!

The cause of the crisis that began in Greece in the 2008 year, lies precisely in the actions of the Nazis, according to hardworking producers of olive oil. After all, the fascists took the gold reserves out of the country, and in addition forced the local authorities to give them a large loan. Consequently, if Germany is now thriving, then it owes its wealth to the poor, plundered Greece, where the citizens no longer have enough money for gas for Molotov cocktails.

Stern member of the Greek National Council for German Reparations Aristomenis Siggelakis rose and объявилthat Berlin must pay Athens 108 billion euros for infrastructure destroyed during the Second World War. More Germans owed the Greeks 54 a billion euros for the occupation. And not counting interest. Siggelakis has not had time to count them. A member of the council made it clear that there was an additional demand for compensation for the destruction of archaeological values ​​by the Germans. And after all this, the time will come for private reckoning with the victims of Nazi crimes. In short, in Greece there will be no one left who would be deprived of the bounty voiced by Comrade Siggelakis.

In order for the Germans to pay as soon as possible, the Greeks began a campaign to humiliate the German officials. Entrepreneur Dimitrios Triadis, plying between Germany and Greece, but preferring to live in Germany, at Athens airport found open Wi-Fi network called “F ... Angela Merkel”. The Wi-Fi network was available for free throughout Athens airport.

Triadis used to think that the Greeks were grateful to Germany for financial assistance. “Among my friends there is not one who would hate Germany or our chancellor,” he says, forgetting that he lives in two homelands: Germany and Greece, and without specifying which of the two countries his friends live in.

The Germans, as is known, really love the chancellor. But the Greeks on the covers of other magazines dressed the Angels Merkel in Nazi uniforms.

As for comrade Siggelakis, he could advise the Germans, who are just about to expropriate part of their gold reserves from the Americans and the French, to transport it directly to Greece.

Let's smoke, comrade?

About hemp plantations on the streets of Pyongyang

In North Korea, hemp smokes everything. For methamphetamines in this closed country can be shot, but hemp ("ip tampes") is growing there along the roads and even on the streets of Pyongyang.

You can often spot a roll of marijuana in the blackened teeth of the brave warriors of the Korean People’s Army. They prefer it to ordinary tobacco. Especially common smoking marijuana, according to rumors, in the missile forces.

Ordinary citizens of the country smoke weed, wanting to escape from the hard working days. This is understandable: if a Russian person buys a bottle of vodka or "ink", then North Korean, returning through the streets of Pyongyang from the factory, does not forget to pick up a "bunch." By the way, Russians have to pay for half a liter, and Koreans often receive goods for free.

But, folding roll-upKorean is extremely careful. God forbid, inadvertently skure a portrait of the leader or his father. Can and from a mortar shy away.

American lobbyism got to school

And Obama will impeach

Steve Stockman, a congressman from the state of Texas, said the other day that the US president is carrying out an "unconstitutional and unscrupulous attack on the fundamental principles of the republic," and for this he, Stockman, initiates an impeachment procedure.

Mr. Stockman is one of those over whom the shadow of the National Rifle Association of the USA, the main weapon lobbyist in America, soars invisibly. By the way, this powerful, influential and very rich organization plans to to spend on Saturday "Day of gratitude to the weapon".

The NCA regularly sponsors almost half of the congressmen, preferring “hawks” to the republicans. For example, during last year’s election campaign, she spent more than 20 million dollars on these goals. Under its "roof" live and flourish various "public" organizations. NSA has offices in almost all states of the country. One of the activists of the organization is Alex Jones from the opposition site Infowars.com, where he presides over a bunch of amateur journalist-alarmists, with a chamber choir singing those weapons, then the Second Amendment.

The organizers of the "Day of gratitude to the weapon" want the Americans to buy as many pistols, rifles and cartridges as possible on this day.

Actively confronting Obama and Biden’s disarmament campaign, people from NSA who consider themselves to be some kind of “good guys with pistols”, after aggressive, very paranoid, December shows on leading television channels, went to the people in January.

Not long ago, free 3-day shooting courses for teachers took place in Ohio and Texas. Their organizers they saidthat the purpose of the class is to prevent tragedies like the one that happened on December 14 in Connecticut. More than 900 teachers and other school staff have enrolled in courses conducted by the Ohio Firearms Association. And in Texas, four hundred places for teachers were not enough, and the organizers had to expand the program.

Armed with teachers, NSA took the kids. She developed and released an application for iOS, the task of which is to teach a child how to fire a gun. Kids will be able to practice shooting fixed and moving targets with Beretta, Browning and Colt pistols, M16, AWM, SVD, MK11 rifles and, of course, Kalashnikov assault rifles. At the same time, this free program advertises the activities of NSA.

In the network store “App Store”, which sells programs for iPhone and iPad, the application received a rating of + 4, that is, no “questionable content” was found in the program, and children as young as four years old can play the toy.

Thus, the NSA takes very seriously the care of those who will enforce its interests in the near future.

In the meantime, the association is on guard of the inviolable Second Amendment to the Constitution, firearms continue to "speak" in American educational institutions. A little more than a week in the United States there were several bloody incidents, as well as incidents.

10 January 16-year-old student opened fire from a shotgun at a school in Taft. Two were injured; one schoolboy with serious injuries from the fraction for a long time went to the clinic. School staff managed to persuade the offender to surrender to the police.

On the same day стало известно about the incident at the Alabama school. There, the police detained an 13-year-old teenager, in whose bag during a physical training class a loaded pistol and knife were found. The boy explained to the police that at school he was being bullied and therefore brought a weapon.

January 15 two people were killed as a result of the shooting that took place in the evening on the campus of Hazard, Kentucky. One person was injured.

On Tuesday, the shooting took place at a college in St. Louis (Missouri). A college student entered the building, wounded one of the staff of the school, and then shot himself in the chest. The victim and the criminal himself in serious condition were taken to hospital.

Finally, on January 17, in an satchel of a first-grader at a school in New York, adults found a loaded pistol. The weapon was confiscated, and the boy sent to the police for a soul-saving conversation. The school in Queens, which was attended by a seven year old offender, was temporarily closed.

This child, probably, has already played a toy from NSA.

What will happen next in America, where, on the one hand, Obama is in favor of trade-weapon restrictions, and on the other hand, propaganda by lobbyists is difficult to guess. Alarmists are scribbling gloomy little pieces about the coming civil war and the separation of Texas, lobbyists, filling the shops of their Glokov, repeat their favorite slogan: “It’s not guns that shoot, men are shooting,” but unconscious US citizens between the ages of 7 and 20 are going to “ self-defense "or revenge for insults with the help of folder shotguns and mamky" Zig Sauer "or AR-15.

In any case, if three hundred million American trunks are lying about at once, waiting for the day of “X” to house and flat, the horns and legs will remain from the “hegemon”. He will destroy himself. With the help of the Second Amendment.


* “I told him, he said: taverns and women would be brought to Zugunder!” - the words of Brokeback from the movie “The meeting place cannot be changed”
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  1. werr17
    werr17 19 January 2013 09: 37
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    Thank you Oleg, great article! As for the Finns, one thing can be said: the cat smells, where cream is tastier. And about one stool, one thing can be said: they will bring him to suicide, or fake it for suicide. Mark my word.
    1. Mart
      19 January 2013 09: 58
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      Quote: werr17
      Thanks, Oleg, great article!

      Please, Comrade Best Pilot, but Alexey Volodin took a lively part in the article.
      1. VAF
        VAF 19 January 2013 11: 27
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        Quote: Mart
        took an active part in the article


        Oleg and Alex, only +! drinks And "especially" (well, you know, a sore subject) according to Stouretkin good
        1. alexng
          alexng 21 January 2013 14: 16
          +1
          If only Serdyukov did not begin to claim that a five-story villa with a pool and prostitutes was planted during a search. laughing drinks
      2. vikontas56
        vikontas56 19 January 2013 19: 03
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        The info about Moldova is accurate, but already outdated, so I'll put in my five cents, by completing the picture! But everyone has the news about the New Year's Eve hunt, on which 32 pieces of Moldovan fucking cream made themselves happy, shooting, as it should be "elite" in the state reserve, where mere mortals are prohibited from entering! The result of the hunt was the transformation into a colander of one of the hunters, by the name of Pacu, 34 years old. Immediately, the Moldovan "elite" headed by Prosecutor General Zubko (the author of the well-aimed shot) showed a desire to hide this fact as you can go deeper, by instructing all the participants, to be silent, like partisans during interrogation! But, since the partisans were bad, this fact became known to the whole country, though two weeks later! The Prosecutor General portrayed a pang of conscience and announced that he wanted to resign, but his master , the deputy chairman of parliament, the oligarch Plahotniuc, who bought the position of the prosecutor general for two lemons of Eurotugriks, ordered his six not to make waves in a basin and be silent in a rag! And the six just has gone on vacation! ”Prime Minister Filat, who was supposed to participate in the hunt, but who missed it because of other things, showed big eyes and said that he learned about everything from the press! In general, such interesting cases are unfolding in our open spaces! The authority of the authorities begins to crumble like dilapidated plaster! European officials and other sponsors of the ruling elite are vying with each other to give advice to get rid of the compromised figures, but the loss of the right people is fraught with the loss of levers of power! Therefore, in all pro-government media there is a wave of chattering the problem!
        1. bask
          bask 20 January 2013 11: 40
          +5
          Quote: vikontas56
          teve Stockman, a congressman from Texas, said recently that the US president is carrying out an “unconstitutional and unscrupulous attack on

          Free sale of weapons in the USA .. fool .
    2. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 19 January 2013 10: 11
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      Oleg, I didn’t understand one thing, did they bring up Serdyukov, like UD, about an increase in authority, or what did I confuse? belay

      Pleased Saka wink Dahlia, if you come to sayit, sign off, you said there are no gays in Georgia, and there are 300 records with famous people, read all the politicians who are comfortable ***** s laughing Otya I guessed earlier.

      mat, Maybe on the site to introduce penalties for the mat, a month later the admins of the site will be on the Forbes list laughing

      Korea under eternal kaif, when and how are they going to build communism belay (soft sign intentionally set)

      Obama has allocated 500 to seize copies of assault rifles from the population, but the people do not want to give them away. Maybe the struggle for rights will begin with the use of these rifles, but what if belay
      1. Volodin
        Volodin 19 January 2013 10: 25
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        And even if my name is not quite Oleg, I will answer: the UD has not yet been started, but there are only publications by a number of media outlets about "a possible establishment", "desire to start" and "almost have already started" ...
        1. olegyurjewitch
          olegyurjewitch 19 January 2013 11: 48
          +5
          Quote: Volodin
          : UD has not yet been started, but there are only publications by a number of media outlets about "a possible establishment", "a desire to start" and "almost already started" ...

          These guys are not so easy to pinch. Please, Vasilieva, for example, is expecting a child, which means, with a good lawyer, she will get a delay of sentence, if it comes to that, until the child reaches a certain number of years.
        2. DmitriRazumov
          DmitriRazumov 19 January 2013 19: 44
          +4
          Quote: Volodin
          And even if my name is not quite Oleg, I will answer: the UD has not yet been started, but there are only publications by a number of media outlets about "a possible establishment", "desire to start" and "almost have already started" ...

          Something is very neatly raked around Serdyukov. Most likely, politicians in the UK have not yet received clear instructions on how to proceed. After all, the ex-minister worked under the direct supervision of the GDP and DAM. Even during obvious punctures (rudeness at the Ryazan School of the Airborne Forces in relation to the hero of Russia, etc.) he was not touched.
          Here, the interests of various clans and groups on the Olympus of power are in the face. And how to take Serdyukov will not be decided in the UK.
          So digging slowly collect Old just in case.
          I can’t believe that the FSB and counterintelligence did not have this information before.
          If desired, the evidence base can be formed.
      2. YARY
        YARY 19 January 2013 10: 31
        +6
        Serdyukov will become a defendant in a criminal case on the arrangement of a recreation center

        Moscow. January 18. INTERFAX.RU - Conducted by the Main Military Investigation Directorate (GVSU) of the TFR, the pre-investigation check of all activities of the ex-Defense Minister Anatoly Serdyukov led to the initiation of the first criminal case, of which he will become a defendant, Kommersant reported on Friday.
        "During the check, the military investigators found that the closed recreation center Zhitnoye, located in the Volga delta, which belongs to the husband of Anatoly Serdyukov's sister, Valery Puzikov, and is focused exclusively on receiving VIPs and organizing fishing for them, has become almost the number one object for the defense departments "- the newspaper notes.
        In particular, the newspaper explains, the military built a road to the base, and also completely greened it at their own expense. The role of gardeners and landscape designers in the improvement of Zhitnoye was assigned to conscripts from the nearby aviation unit.
        1. Volodin
          Volodin 19 January 2013 10: 34
          12
          Andrei, you must agree, "will become a defendant" is a very strange formulation. And, you see, it won't ...
          1. Ascetic
            Ascetic 19 January 2013 11: 32
            +9
            Quote: Volodin
            Andrei, you must agree, "will be considered a defendant" is a very strange wording. And, you see, it won't.


            Even if it becomes a "defendant", then WHAT is it? If they are tied to embezzlement and fraud, then this is a real period of up to 10 years (on an especially large scale), and everything else is charity landscaping, effective management, etc. maximum pulls on criminal negligence and for this more than a suspended sentence he does not shine. And then the pregnant Vasilyeva rest arm in arm in the Canary Islands and not on the bunk.
            1. YARY
              YARY 19 January 2013 12: 23
              11
              Stanislas good afternoon

              Only total executions for theft, there is salvation from this plague !!!!
              1. Ascetic
                Ascetic 19 January 2013 13: 05
                13
                Quote: Ardent
                Only total executions for theft, there is salvation from this plague !!!!


                Good day, Andrey! Last year alone, more than 50.000 corrupt officials were convicted and executed in the People’s Republic of China. Isn't this one of the reasons
                progress of the Chinese economy? Although liberals on every corner shout that this will not help and corruption will not decrease from this. Since 2000, when the anti-bribe campaign was launched, Chinese courts sentenced 10 thousand officials to be shot annually, another 120 thousand were thrown into prison for ten to twenty years. Property confiscated to families of corrupt officials send an invoice for 8 yuan (36 rubles): for two bullets. Even the vice mayor of Beijing, Liu Zhihua, who received a bribe of $ 2 million, was sentenced to death.
                The temptation is stronger than the horror of TV clips. Economic growth has flooded the country with money, who can resist scooping out a full river? I do not think that shooting for bribe takers is cruelty. The people must believe in the power of power. Russia has a special system, everyone is in the know: if an official stole a billion, the matter will not reach the court. And if it comes, they will be sentenced conditionally, or they will run away abroad. In China, a guarantee is given that when politics is caught stealing, it will end. Minister, mayor or governor - anyway. Get a long term, or even lead in the back of the head

                Wei Jia, owner of a shopping center in Harbin.
                An example is more successful than China - Singapore, where several decades ago a new leader shot and transplanted senior bribe takers, and then established economic mechanisms to fight corruption. Now it is so clearly spelled out how one or another official can manage budget funds, that giving them bribes is simply pointless.
                .
                1. YARY
                  YARY 19 January 2013 14: 52
                  +5
                  Isn't this one of the reasons
                  progress of the Chinese economy?
                  1. Piligrim
                    Piligrim 20 January 2013 13: 47
                    0
                    What did you stick there are guys fool ... what bribes did they manage to take ???
                    Obviously a criminal.
                2. Piligrim
                  Piligrim 20 January 2013 13: 45
                  -7
                  Singapore for an example !? laughing It touches. The Vatican was not there?
                  You think, why is it that in the unloved democratic Europe and America (including the United States and Canada) they cope with corruption without executing thousands of people?
                  Maybe you still need to change something in the country? repeat
                  1. fokino1980
                    fokino1980 20 January 2013 18: 26
                    +1
                    In Europe, corruption is no less strong than anywhere else, you do not read "Pilgrim" newspapers! Wicked dear! You need to know about those whom you are waiting for on our territory.
                  2. nerd.su
                    nerd.su 21 January 2013 04: 42
                    0
                    Quote: Pilgrim
                    why is it that in your unloved democratic Europe and America (including and Canada) they cope with corruption without executing thousands of people?

                    Who is there to deal with corruption? They just prefer not to see the log in their eye :)
              2. Piligrim
                Piligrim 20 January 2013 13: 41
                -7
                So turn on your brain, you are our ardent !!!
                Who will be shot in the end ??? Hello, 30s. We have already gone through all this, under the innocuous phrase "they say they cut wood chips fly!"
                How do you evaluate your own collage?
                And about deliverance !? Something China does not help much!
            2. Strezhevchanin
              Strezhevchanin 21 January 2013 06: 11
              +2
              Ascetic, Reminds!
              hi
        2. YARY
          YARY 19 January 2013 10: 47
          19
          The question is not whether it stole or did not steal?
          The question is that what will happen to him and his family, and is happening now, is there a beautiful CHARACTERISTIC this power and All those who position themselves as PATRIOT!
          1. smprofi
            smprofi 19 January 2013 17: 47
            16
            At a cabinet meeting, a decision was made on the vacant seat of "thief in law" grandfather Hassan to appoint a thief in law Serdyukov, but the "Stool" refused, citing the fact that "in that ministry they shoot in kind."
            - Again me? - Old man Kozhubetych asked doomedly.
          2. pavlo
            pavlo 20 January 2013 10: 10
            0
            Unsuccessful example, unfortunately Zhukov is also the goose.
            1. Piligrim
              Piligrim 20 January 2013 13: 49
              0
              Well, please, outline to us why George Konstantinovich did not please your person ???
          3. military
            military 21 January 2013 09: 40
            +1
            Quote: Ardent
            The question is that what will happen to him and his family, and is happening now, is a wonderful CHARACTERISTIC of this government and ALL of those who position themselves as PATRIOT!

            this is an excellent characteristic of someone who positions himself as a STATE ... repeat
        3. Grenader
          Grenader 19 January 2013 12: 37
          +5
          To the village! Who will plant him, he is a monument!
      3. Ascetic
        Ascetic 19 January 2013 10: 59
        19
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Korea under eternal kaif, when and how are they going to build communism


        Good morning. comrades! We are starting the Juche proizvodstvennogo gymnastics .. we inhaled deeply and exhaled slowly, ah, eat! The masses are clapping their hands all thanks. Good plan. "
        For the review, as always, a plus.
        1. sergey32
          sergey32 19 January 2013 12: 29
          11
          Ascetic,
          Let's get better on ours. All a happy holiday. Who has not been to the ice hole urgently there! I already had time.
      4. Geokingxnumx
        Geokingxnumx 19 January 2013 12: 44
        12
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Saka Dahlia was glad that if you come to the site, sign off, you said there are no gays in Georgia, and then there are 300 records with famous people, read all the politicians who are awesome ***** I guessed before.

        hello alexander!
        I thought there wasn’t wassat it turned out
        1. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov 19 January 2013 16: 07
          +4
          Quote: GEOKING95
          it turned out

          Hi Georking, and note how many of them, and there are hundreds of them and everything is in politics. belay
          1. Geokingxnumx
            Geokingxnumx 19 January 2013 17: 03
            +3
            Quote: Alexander Romanov

            Quote: GEOKING95
            it turned out
            Hi Georking, and note how many of them, and there are hundreds of them and everything is in politics.

            turns out yes laughing
            waiting for lesbians soldier
            1. Ascetic
              Ascetic 19 January 2013 18: 12
              +7
              Quote: GEOKING95
              waiting for lesbians


              There is an opinion that such an abundance of gays and lesbians is caused precisely by the fact that in the Georgian capital they traditionally zealously follow fashion and are overly addicted to various "innovations", but it is fashionable to adhere to non-traditional orientation today in Tbilisi! .. Imagine - if a man has never been with a man, or a woman has never passionately kissed a woman, they are backward relics of the 19th century! In any case, this is what the Tbilisi “secular society” thinks - the cream of the “advanced” “golden” youth ... And if you are gay, lesbian or bisexual, then you are an interesting, unusual and fashionable person!
              And the “liberals of local bottling” zealously defend their rights: “So what if they are carriers of non-traditional sexual orientation ?! Do not forget that they are also ordinary people! They have their rights, like any citizen!” (According to reliable information from behind-the-scenes sources, we learned that Georgian gays have a "roof" in the highest echelons precisely among such "liberals", otherwise they would not dare to roam like that Georgia - a patriarchal Orthodox country with the most ancient cultural traditions ...)
              As for the protection of the rights of sexual minorities (so far - minorities!), It is wrong, many do not know that in Georgia they are protected much more reliably than the rights of ordinary, “outdated” heterosexuals. Yes, yes, people with non-traditional sexual orientation in Georgia actually have many official supporters and human rights activists! For example, recently an organization was created in Georgia to support gay people, lesbians, bisexuals and transsexuals - the Inclusive Foundation and the Ya magazine will now steadfastly defend homosexuals, lesbians and let only someone dare to violate their rights! In Georgia, people with non-traditional sexual orientation also have Internet sites: Lesbi.org.ge GEY.ge Minority.ge Gaybatumi.com LGBT.ge (the latter, as you can see, claims to be regional leadership and already has "close contacts" with colleagues from Armenia), and of course, numerous blogs (Tbilisi Gay Times Tbilisi Hot Boys Tbilisi Hot Boys, etc.) and profiles and pages on Facebook and other social networks. By the way, this whole "soft blue" campaign is funded from Holland - the homeland of the First Lady of Georgia: the Dutch National Association "LGBT" (we explain for "dark retrogrades" - the abbreviation "LGBT" means "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transsexual" - IA GEOZINFORM ).

              My webpage
              1. Geokingxnumx
                Geokingxnumx 19 January 2013 19: 03
                12
                Quote: Ascetic
                There is an opinion that such an abundance of gays and lesbians is caused precisely by the fact that in the Georgian capital they traditionally zealously follow fashion and are overly addicted to various "innovations", but it is fashionable to adhere to non-traditional orientation today in Tbilisi! .. Imagine - if a man has never been with a man, or a woman has never passionately kissed a woman, they are backward relics of the 19th century! In any case, this is what the Tbilisi “secular society” thinks - the cream of the “advanced” “golden” youth ... And if you are gay, lesbian or bisexual, then you are an interesting, unusual and fashionable person!
                And the “liberals of local bottling” zealously defend their rights: “So what if they are carriers of non-traditional sexual orientation ?! Do not forget that they are also ordinary people! They have their rights, like any citizen!” (According to reliable information from behind-the-scenes sources, we learned that Georgian gays have a "roof" in the highest instances among such "liberals", because otherwise they would not dare to roam like that in Georgia, a patriarchal Orthodox country with ancient cultural traditions .. .)
                As for the protection of the rights of sexual minorities (so far - minorities!), It is wrong, many do not know that in Georgia they are protected much more reliably than the rights of ordinary, “outdated” heterosexuals. Yes, yes, people with non-traditional sexual orientation in Georgia actually have many official supporters and human rights activists! For example, recently an organization was created in Georgia to support gay people, lesbians, bisexuals and transsexuals - the Inclusive Foundation and the Ya magazine will now steadfastly defend homosexuals, lesbians and let only someone dare to violate their rights! In Georgia, people with non-traditional sexual orientation also have Internet sites: Lesbi.org.ge GEY.ge Minority.ge Gaybatumi.com LGBT.ge (the latter, as you can see, claims to be regional leadership and already has "close contacts" with colleagues from Armenia), and of course, numerous blogs (Tbilisi Gay Times Tbilisi Hot Boys Tbilisi Hot Boys, etc.) and profiles and pages on Facebook and other social networks. By the way, this whole "soft blue" campaign is funded from Holland - the homeland of the First Lady of Georgia: the Dutch National Association "LGBT" (we explain for "dark retrogrades" - the abbreviation "LGBT" means "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transsexual" - IA GEOZINFORM ).

                Well, there was already an action in Tbilisi! one gay was almost killed!
                I do not care who is gay or lesbian! just do not have to do stocks because the children are watching!
                1. fokino1980
                  fokino1980 20 January 2013 18: 36
                  +2
                  Orientation of Georgia to the West and their "Spiritual values" will still lead to parades of gays and lesbians on the streets of Tbilisi. It’s no better in Russia, the Moscow lumpen can ruin our country.
    3. avt
      avt 19 January 2013 10: 25
      +4
      Quote: werr17
      And about one stool, one thing can be said: they will bring him to suicide, or fake it for suicide. Mark my word.
      NOT, while they gently hint to him to repent, but sent a convertible apology, but he was a fool, while he didn’t catch up, he turned on the goby or was sorry to part with the babos. laughing laughing laughing
      1. YARY
        YARY 19 January 2013 10: 52
        14
        Oh, I would sing like a cock at dawn ,,,,,,
        1. Strezhevchanin
          Strezhevchanin 21 January 2013 06: 18
          +2
          Eliminates completely any problems hi
    4. askort154
      askort154 19 January 2013 13: 55
      +3
      Quote ..werr17 ...... And as for one stool, one thing can be said: they will bring him to suicide, or fake it for suicide. Mark my word.

      Suicide? Looking at his "worn-out face" would not be too believable. But - "suddenly died of heart failure" is quite real. This is the only "soft way out" for the authorities.
    5. Deniska999
      Deniska999 19 January 2013 15: 47
      +1
      Norwegians will become a minority - this process goes on throughout Europe. Primordial peoples are crowded out and a new great migration is coming.
      1. mda
        mda 19 January 2013 20: 51
        +1
        Quote: Deniska999
        all over Europe.

        Not across Europe. Russia is least affected by this process.
        1. go
          go 20 January 2013 03: 06
          +1
          Quote: mda-a
          Not across Europe. Russia is least affected by this process.


          And you take a walk around Moscow, even in the center - take a ride in the subway to the final, you will understand what else you’ve touched. My friends say that in schools on the outskirts of Russians there is already a minority. And do not say that Moscow is not Russia yet - it is 10% of its population!
          1. mda
            mda 20 January 2013 08: 36
            +1
            Quote: go
            And you take a walk around Moscow, even in the center - take a ride in the subway to the final, you will understand what else you’ve touched. My friends say that in schools on the outskirts of Russians there is already a minority. And do not say that Moscow is not Russia yet - it is 10% of its population!

            Is there a Russian minority in Russia, or is gay marriage allowed in Russia?
            1. bask
              bask 20 January 2013 08: 44
              +3
              Quote: mda-a

              Is there a Russian minority in Russia, or is gay marriage allowed in Russia?

              The Russians have 1 maximum of 2 children. And they have 10 That's all arithmetic .... At least Toleroast, at least.
              1. 20 January 2013 15: 04
                +3
                Quote: bask
                Russians have 1 maximum of 2 children

                Now 2 children and more and more families with three and four are becoming the norm.
              2. mda
                mda 21 January 2013 19: 20
                0
                Quote: bask
                . And they have 10 That's all arithmetic

                Did you get these numbers from the ceiling?
    6. 1goose3
      1goose3 19 January 2013 23: 54
      +1
      [quote = werr17] And as for one stool, one thing can be said ....

      More surprising is why he is still alive.
    7. alexng
      alexng 21 January 2013 01: 06
      +1
      Quote: werr17
      And about one stool, one thing can be said: they will bring him to suicide


      If he does not want to sit down, then they will help him lie down and after that he will not immediately become different.
  2. older
    older 19 January 2013 09: 37
    +6
    As always, bravo to the authors! I was glad that the topics are covered .. I wanted to climb the sites .. Freshen up, find out ... And the Georgians shaved laughing
  3. Mgydvin
    Mgydvin 19 January 2013 09: 40
    0
    The creatures that they do ...
  4. itr
    itr 19 January 2013 09: 51
    +3
    Today no matter how funny laughing
    1. omsbon
      omsbon 19 January 2013 11: 33
      +3
      The bold plus is only for the title of the article, and for the article itself there are two bold pluses!
  5. SEM
    SEM 19 January 2013 10: 00
    +3
    The article is good!
    1. Alexander
      Alexander 19 January 2013 12: 08
      0
      Hello everybody. I need help in one, very important thing for me. Those wishing to help write in a personal. (please don't minus me for this post)
  6. Egoza
    Egoza 19 January 2013 10: 02
    +8
    Great report before the weekend! Thank you, Oleg! But regarding the new ministry, which would deal with the problems of orphans .... Once upon a time these problems were taken up by the Cheka! They found the kids, arranged the colonies, and invited Makarenko. True, then they didn't steal like that. They even kept them on their own money until the colonists got to their feet. Maybe not a ministry, but a Department with .... some responsible structure needs to be created? The main thing is that it does not turn into another washing of the "acquired by hard work" and the waste of state funds.
  7. Cavas
    Cavas 19 January 2013 10: 07
    15
    Everyone smokes cannabis in North Korea. Marijuana smoking is rumored to be especially common in the missile forces.

    Can we sell them a pair of Topol fields with target designation?
    And then the grass will do its job!

    1. Fox
      Fox 19 January 2013 11: 29
      +6
      Quote: Cavas
      Everyone smokes cannabis in North Korea. Marijuana smoking is rumored to be especially common in the missile forces.

      there, according to rumors, more children are eating, and zombies walk in the streets ...
    2. Ascetic
      Ascetic 19 January 2013 11: 49
      10
      Quote: Cavas
      Can we sell them a pair of Topol fields with target designation?


      Met, Poplars is sacred, We will not give up stoned alkaline eyes.
      Better give them a birch, let them rejoice.

      Once, a birch was crossed with hemp.
      It turned out, brothers, just oh-oh-her,
      Birch has grown, a white soul,
      Anasha is curling on birch branches.
      Suit Vanya the peasant,
      From birch leaves twist a jamb.
      Vanin's mind becomes dim little
      But it doesn't smell like vodka, it smells like anasha ...
      Blue cows are standing in the field ...
      In the green sun 10 little Indians ...
      A stray river will become a waterfall ...
      And Vanya laughs, Vanya is so happy! ..
      ... I was once at that birch,
      Since then, the guys lost peace
      How to call a birch, I think, damn it
      Either Konopleza, or Berezlya !!!
      1. Cavas
        Cavas 19 January 2013 12: 09
        +6
        Quote: Ascetic
        Either Konopleza, or Berezlya !!!

        Freshly squeezed juice from Berezli, sticks in them? wassat
        In the picture Berezlя


        I understand that they had a happy New Year! wassat

        1. bask
          bask 19 January 2013 13: 11
          +6
          Quote: Cavas
          I understand that they had a happy New Year

          This spruce is near your house.? Cut down immediately, otherwise the green men will pass away and arrest ....
    3. bask
      bask 19 January 2013 12: 55
      +2
      Quote: Cavas
      And then the grass will do its job!
      A horse can get on the meadow ???
      1. Cavas
        Cavas 19 January 2013 13: 03
        +4
        Quote: bask
        A horse can get on the meadow ???

        She already does not get out of Chuika. laughing
        Here is the best present for her.



        And here are some more interesting facts.
        In Greece, the land of a female Orthodox monastery turned out to be a vast marijuana plantation. For the nuns, the specialization of their gardeners came as a surprise - they considered hemp an ornamental plant.

        According to Reuters, the plantation was discovered by police officers who, on a tip, raided a raid in one of the monasteries near Thessaloniki. It turned out that two volunteer gardeners grew more than 30 huge cannabis plants in the monastery. They hoped that the monastery would be a reliable cover for them.

        According to the police, two unknown men themselves offered the nuns help in caring for the garden located on the territory of the monastery. The nuns did not recognize hemp and believed that they were ornamental plants.

        However, not all ministers of the church show such ignorance of the subject. In August, a Los Angeles court found the abbot of a church in Hollywood guilty of possession and distribution of marijuana. The 41-year-old priest introduced the flock to a drug right in the church. According to him, he and his parishioners believed that marijuana is a sacrament, so they smoked and burned it in the church.
        1. mda
          mda 19 January 2013 20: 56
          +1
          Quote: Cavas
          In Greece, the land of a female Orthodox monastery turned out to be a vast marijuana plantation.

          This is what the crisis with Greece has done.
    4. valokordin
      valokordin 19 January 2013 13: 30
      +2
      Eh poplar, poplar in a restless spring, you rustle with foliage and of course push hemp into the nozzle .........
    5. mda
      mda 19 January 2013 20: 53
      +2
      Quote: Cavas
      Can we sell them a pair of Topol fields with target designation?
      And then the grass will do its job!

      Gavas, you are always in your repertoire.
  8. fenix57
    fenix57 19 January 2013 10: 08
    +8
    ECHO TABOR ...... THESE TO ALL OF YOU: eat herring with cucumbers and drink milk with steam ... yes . Or so? :
    1. 755962
      755962 19 January 2013 10: 35
      +7
      The Oboronservis case has replenished with an "anniversary" episode: a house on the embankment was sold at a cheap price
      The case of multibillion-dollar damage from the activities of Oboronservis at the time when the Defense Ministry was headed by Anatoly Serdyukov was replenished with the anniversary, tenth episode. According to Kommersant, the investigation has established a sale at a reduced cost of a building on the embankment of the Vvedensky Canal of St. Petersburg. The damage from this fraud is estimated 31 million rubles, and the whole affairs started more than 4 billion.

      http://www.newsru.com/russia/19jan2013/oservice.html
  9. AK-74-1
    AK-74-1 19 January 2013 10: 14
    +6
    A very interesting review. Liked about "Domostroy" and the Arabs.
    The situation with Serdyukov causes grief. The country has clearly shown what they can do liberoid thugs in one department.
    I suggest the authors write a review on the topic "PRIVATIZATION IN RUSSIA" so that the esteemed commentators and visitors of the site can see the caritna not only in the RF Ministry of Defense, but throughout the country.
    Many thanks to the authors!
    1. Ascetic
      Ascetic 19 January 2013 11: 17
      +7
      Quote: AK-74-1
      "PRIVATIZATION IN RUSSIA", so that the esteemed commentators and guests of the site can see the caritna not only in the RF Ministry of Defense but throughout the country.


      This will no longer be an article, but at least Marx's tome "Capital" against him will seem like a children's pamphlet. Well, according to Serdyukov - from "inseminator" smoothly turned into "greenery"

      1. DmitriRazumov
        DmitriRazumov 20 January 2013 13: 35
        +3
        A very revealing video with a lawyer. Only now, without the signature of Serdyukov, none of the criminal episodes discussed could have been carried out (the sale of buildings and structures of the Moscow Region in the center of Moscow). Therefore, it completely and completely depends on the investigation, how they will qualify these episodes. And the merits of Padva have nothing to do with it. If Serdyukov did not belong to any of the power groups, then in these matters Bastrykin and his ilk would have made careers for themselves. And the ex-minister would have already sewed mittens in the Perm Region for company with his female battalion ...
  10. fenix57
    fenix57 19 January 2013 10: 35
    +3
    Quote: Cavas
    Can we sell them a pair of Topol fields with target designation?

    Yes, they’re just smoking, they invented it - poplar, poplar .... a child, such a toy ..hi
  11. lewerlin53rus
    lewerlin53rus 19 January 2013 10: 39
    +3
    On the instructions of the head of the military police department, Mr. Legis Kardava, a kind of monitoring of representatives of sexual minorities was carried out in the country. It turned out that these very minorities are found on the slopes of the Caucasus Mountains.

    And why for compromising? Maybe for NATA and Geyropa. Show, they say, we are so tolerant.

    Triadis used to think that the Greeks were grateful to Germany for financial assistance.

    Thought in vain. Since when did the debtors of their creditors love.
  12. Chicot 1
    Chicot 1 19 January 2013 10: 48
    +6
    Thanks for the review. As always on top...

    The fact that Serdyukrvu’s going to (they’re only going!) Is to be incriminated, these are trifles, in comparison with how much he has done ... And there you will not prove the guilt, or the amnesty will be in time ...
    Anyway, this news about the fact that Taburetkin’s business is more like a thin bone is thrown to the dog to untie it ...

    It took a long time to take care of the orphans. And to adopt appropriate laws too. And not when the fried rooster pecked into the lower hemispheres of deputy brains ...

    Regarding the anti-maternal law ... Dear "people's" deputies, do you really have nothing else to do in your "state" duma? .. The impression is that you do not try to wrinkle your meager brains, but you do not get anything good ...
    Maybe on the sidelines of the "state" duma the same as in Pyongyang? .. As an assumption, because in your right mind and memory it is impossible to throw out what the "people's" deputies sometimes throw away! ..
  13. amph1cyon
    amph1cyon 19 January 2013 10: 50
    +6
    Valley Chuy valley .... Oh, what am I talking about.
    Marijuana ... Let's say the missile troops smoke it from glaucoma, because they need a keen eye, the population to relax, after a hard working day. Do border guards smoke? Imagine,
    -ey, look who runs there on the border?
    -Chuvaaaak, relax, it's just the South Korean ogrenikniki the columns of borders are being dragged.
    This is of course interesting, I thought they had any kind of drug equal to execution. And now it is clear that they have "Leader" there, and the government is smoking.




    The Greeks certainly pleased how I laughed for a long time. And if Germany recalls to them those ancient times, times of myths and legends, when Hercules Greek troops smashed the Germans.



    Oh, I feel a booty, Serdyukov will wash himself, he will wash himself abroad, somewhere in London, and after all they will gladly accept him, and they will also give asylum. And he will pick up from there at any opportunity. We have passed this already. Remember Ablyazov, the brother-in-law of our president, has washed off and now you can only see him on YouTube.


    Hmm, America is crushed by the intraspecific struggle in black, I think there is no need to comment.
    1. olegyurjewitch
      olegyurjewitch 19 January 2013 18: 36
      0
      Quote: amph1cyon
      Serdyukov rinses, rinses abroad, somewhere in London,

      He will not wash off, he was admitted to many secrets.
  14. romanru4
    romanru4 19 January 2013 10: 53
    +1
    The meaning of the articles is understandable and the author was especially successful in compiling the materials! If you do not flog your woman, it will be like in Novegiya!
  15. merkel1961
    merkel1961 19 January 2013 11: 34
    +1
    Serdyukov’s flint has already begun to be degreased, and there either a good rasp or a drill with a diamond will be processed upright, if the infarction in the chamber does not catch up. You look, they’re concocting a new list across the ocean ....
  16. Apollo
    Apollo 19 January 2013 11: 35
    10
    Nearly burned on the greens

    well-staged performance in the form of a soap opera continues ............. see further episodes !!! IMHO

    OboronSirotService

    I bring to your attention a survey in the form of a diagram. The survey was conducted by VTsIOM.

    Georgian special services with a lens

    specific methods. however laughing

    Moldovan flag passions

    all these questions arise when politicians have nothing to do, so many problems in the republic are economic, social + Transnistrian. what

    Love our Motherland - your mother

    Actually, the legislation provides for the relevant rules governing these issues, to adopt a separate law on this issue means to make a laughing stock of yourself.

    Beat a woman should be on the face, chest and stomach

    Well, first, for efficiency, it would be worth trying on the authors of this pseudo-upbringing .................. But seriously, some kind of nonsense, a woman in Islam occupies a special place, is esteemed, they are dedicated to her individual suras.

    Norwegians become a national minority in Norway And Finns are going to learn Russian

    soon this process of turning the indigenous population into national minorities will overwhelm the vast majority of European countries.
    quote- Finns, especially those who are younger, already sense where the birthplace of true success is ...

    that's it good
    Greek savvy did not disappoint

    little Greece can bargain for preferences. The art of the possible.

    Let's smoke, comrade?

    quote-God forbid, inadvertently light a portrait of the leader or his father. They can also shy away from a mortar.


    laughing laughing laughing

    American lobbyism got to school

    in my opinion, the Obama administration and the NSA will come to some sort of compromise.

    thanks Alexey and Oleg for the review good
    1. Apollo
      Apollo 19 January 2013 11: 40
      +5
      VTsIOM survey among citizens.
      1. sergo0000
        sergo0000 19 January 2013 13: 56
        +4
        Apollo,
        Greetings Apollo! As always for useful comments, +
        hi
        The guys’s review is 5 with a plus! I agree with many members of the forum here that it is time for Putin to submit a proposal to the State Duma on lifting the moratorium on the death penalty for grouping! Otherwise, the first candidate who will prescribe this in his election program may become by the president. And he will not see the second term as his ears! wink And the candidate may be Andrew (YARY) !!!
        Then hold on to the thieves !!!! laughing
        1. Apollo
          Apollo 19 January 2013 14: 06
          +6
          Quote: sergo0000
          that it’s time, after all, for Putin to submit a proposal to the State Duma on lifting a moratorium on the death penalty for grouping! Otherwise, the very first candidate who prescribes this in his election program may become president.


          I welcome you Sergey! hi
          one snag Russia joined the convention on the prohibition of the death penalty. author joining EBN. am
          First you need to terminate the above convention! IMHO But you can get around the moratorium, planting years on 30-40 years, or maybe 50 years, and to do this, amend the laws. Let them rot.
          1. sergo0000
            sergo0000 19 January 2013 15: 43
            +3
            Apollo,
            Well then let them work hard! bully drinks
          2. DmitriRazumov
            DmitriRazumov 20 January 2013 13: 43
            0
            Under the existing conditions of strict isolation in the colonies for death row and strict discipline, what is already there is enough. Many of the death row inmates do not live a 20-year term. And it is right. After several years in prison, most of them ask for the execution of a sentence ...
        2. mda
          mda 19 January 2013 21: 02
          +1
          Quote: sergo0000
          on lifting the moratorium on the death penalty for grouping!

          Not everything is so simple. Russia is not yet so powerful as to openly confront the West. And then when the influence of geyropa and lesboamerica una Russia will fall, democracy for corrupt officials will end
    2. Xtra1l
      Xtra1l 20 January 2013 05: 43
      +2
      Russian also became popular in Italy
      http://www.vesti.ru/doc.html?id=1010172
  17. AK-47
    AK-47 19 January 2013 11: 44
    +2
    Someone George Buske, author of Sex Etiquette in Islam, states that the main thing when beating a woman is ... not to mutilate himself. Women, you know, are different. The writer recommends "a thin woman ... beat with a cane, full with an open palm, and a strong one with a fist."

    Just a joke?
  18. Samsebenaum
    Samsebenaum 19 January 2013 12: 03
    +9
    Good review, author "+".

    I will touch upon only one topic about Serdyukov ...

    There is information that in the circles of those in the know they are talking about an order from above - to cover up the whole dirty scandal with the thieves' harem "Taburetkin". That, they say, "Zubok" - that is, Serdyukov's father-in-law Zubkov, the former prime minister of the Russian government, ran to the sick "tsar" and again stood up for the walking son-in-law, they say, forgive him, fool, we will punish him like a family. "... They say , everyone was ordered to shut up!
    Knowledgeable people report that an agreement has been reached between Zubok, that is, Serdyukov's father-in-law, Serdyukov himself and Putin, to put the case on the brakes, sort things out like a family.

    How did Serdyukov get to the most important post of Minister of Defense? A lot of stories go on this subject. But only one of them deserves attention. Putin was afraid of Defense Minister Sergei Ivanov as a strong figure. And he was looking for a replacement - a weak and stupid figure. To help friend Putin, “Tooth” volunteered, that is, Viktor Zubkov, who advised taking his “son-in-law”, the husband of his daughter, a person who meets all the required qualities listed above. And Putin took Serdyukov to the most important post.

    As a result, experiments on the army ended in the fact that now there are not enough soldiers or officers, and the size of the theft is truly astronomical.

    But that’s not even the point! It became unpleasant for the country that the official was dragging everything that was lying badly from under the president’s nose, and the president, like an old blind-deaf-mute person, deprived of his will, was not able to bark at his pack and pull someone from his circle.

    The country expects this from Putin. Always waiting for just that. Just that. And nothing more.

    (Cutting from socio-political media)
    1. bask
      bask 19 January 2013 13: 38
      +6
      Quote: Samsebenum

      The country expects this from Putin. Always waiting for just that. Just that. And nothing more.

      Jackal-cirque .. Must sit in a cage. Together with his clan ..
    2. Backbone
      Backbone 19 January 2013 16: 00
      +3
      And I must add that all this carousel spun after Taburetkin Serdyukov left his wife, then father-in-law and took offense at his son-in-law. am
    3. smile
      smile 19 January 2013 22: 45
      0
      Samsebenaum
      If you are interested in cuts from the social and political media - here's more information for you - the Kaliningrad newspaper "New Wheels" (for January 17-23, article - "Well, we are also pregnant") published an article in which she claims that Vasilyeva - the cousin of Medvedev's wife ... and then weaves different things ...
      The newspaper itself is lousy, with an obvious swampy darling, but the lousiness consists in juggling, keeping silent about the facts and commenting on them, but not in falsifying them. Yes, and they would not be so substituted now. ...
      The article is interesting, though I recommend not paying attention to the conclusions - the degree of their reliability lies with the conscience of Comrade Rudnikov (the creator), and he has no conscience in principle ....:))))) ...
      want to read - you can just type in google - it will pop up on the very first line ...
      1. Samsebenaum
        Samsebenaum 20 January 2013 14: 15
        +2
        smile

        Dont need it, thanks. I am very selective in the sources.
  19. Black
    Black 19 January 2013 12: 40
    +4
    Beat the woman with a hammer, the woman will be gold !!!! That's where Vasilyeva got so many jewelry from this metal. Oh, this Serdyukov ... lol terrible minx ....
  20. bubla5
    bubla5 19 January 2013 12: 45
    +6
    Every bastard is protected by a bastard, the law of Russian lawyers
    1. lewerlin53rus
      lewerlin53rus 19 January 2013 12: 55
      +6
      Quote: bubla5

      Every bastard is protected by a bastard

      Because only Paddle can steal on Padva. Honestly, you won’t earn the services of such a crochet hook. So there’s a popular sign: Padva’s lawyer, a client is a thief.
  21. Nechai
    Nechai 19 January 2013 12: 50
    +8
    Quote: olegyurjewitch
    .Please, Vasilieva, for example, is expecting a child

    How again ?! After all, they rubbed that in the hospital they were treating her for getting rid of the burden ... Or are these the swift consequences of the "strictest" home a-rest?
    Quote: AK-74-1
    I invite the authors to write a review on "PRIVATIZATION IN RUSSIA" so that respected commentators and visitors to the site see Karitna not only in the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation but also throughout the country.

    We will only see in the next episode! Damchik promises that he won't have to wait long. At the "Gaidar Forum" (well, bastard granddaughters! Dishonored such a name, stsuka !!!), the prime minister saw - don’t wait for a suitable conjuncture, boom to derail the rest IN SPEED ... I dare to draw your attention to this explanation of privatization:
    "For example, there is a coal mining company. How will its effectiveness change if the form of ownership changes? No way. If you don't invest new money into it, if you don't attract the best specialists, if you don't figure out how to stop paying taxes. But look at the whining of the "economists" - in their opinion, as soon as the property is in the hands of private individuals, the work will immediately become more efficient! Default. But in addition to the same taxes and investment costs, the company is additionally charged with the need to pay dividends, and this is also an expense. It is not the form of ownership that makes the plant unprofitable, but the people who manage it. Make sure that workers are sitting in the director's chairs, not specialists in deep bow drilling, and everything will be in order. The only plus of large-scale privatization is a one-time receipt of additional money by the state. But this is a very dubious bonus, because the same British privatization added only one percent to budget revenues. This is a lot for an individual and nothing on a countrywide scale. Unless to improve statistics. So it turns out that the theory of privatization is simply the desire of financial circles with virtual money to convert their exchange capital into real assets. And nothing else. There is no real efficiency, historical necessity, economic expediency. Moreover, privatization procedures are flawed and corrupted a priori. "

    "A woman should be beaten in the face, chest and stomach."
    In general, there is nothing surprising about free instructions. For there are publicly preached commandments and there are postulates for internal use. The clergy think that those who are not accessible not only to the "infidels", but also to the ordinary orthodox believers. It is believed by some believers that consecrated brides become the best wives. Not without reason I must say ... Well, how exactly they are "consecrated" is not so important, right? And her first child, let it be given by heaven. She is taken away by the joyful parents and the groom's family. These are the traditions ... We have our own, other peoples have their own ... Our opinion and our view will simply be inappropriate and offensive, And I think it's not worth it to declare unequivocally that this is all the Middle Ages. They managed to preserve a lot in family relations such that, alas, part of us has lost ...
    1. valokordin
      valokordin 19 January 2013 13: 53
      +3
      Nothing, you are a big plus, I absolutely agree with you, it’s a pity there’s no time now, and Zhenya’s girlfriend left her freedom to become pregnant, and then 10 years of imprisonment with a delay of 14 years and that’s all, you can’t return the loot. And who should I take as witnesses at Puzikov’s dacha? Who was fishing there, please respond.
  22. old rocket man
    old rocket man 19 January 2013 13: 03
    +4
    Plyusanul review, as always with humor and no one is forgotten ..
    I would like to notice for justice think about the number -300000000 qualifying..300 million trunks in private hands, but against the backdrop of this figure, the number of cases of shooting looks just ridiculous.
    1. mda
      mda 19 January 2013 21: 04
      +2
      Quote: Old Rocketman
      300 million trunks

      only 200 million trunks seem. Which is still a lot
  23. andrei332809
    andrei332809 19 January 2013 13: 04
    +3
    as always, as always ....
    only the Georgians were surprised, they were setting up the backside of Zadapodus, and now they suddenly decided to find Kompru in this. would have looked back themselves e ... ut
    1. bask
      bask 19 January 2013 23: 08
      +4
      Quote: andrei332809

      only the Georgians were surprised, they were setting up the backside of Zadapodus, and now they suddenly decided to find Kompru in this. would have looked back themselves e ... ut

      Andryukha, not in an eyebrow, but right in front of ... drinks
      1. Nuar
        Nuar 20 January 2013 12: 14
        +1
        bask belay and otkudova you have such pictures ?!
      2. fokino1980
        fokino1980 20 January 2013 18: 41
        +1
        awesome, and it is very similar to the behavior of the Georgian elite, the Georgian people are normal there, as elsewhere, and these, like ours, are "gamno nations"
  24. cth; fyn
    cth; fyn 19 January 2013 13: 14
    +1
    Long live the second amendment of the US constitution, maybe they will shoot themselves drinks Let’s drink so that this bright day comes soon and the world takes a deep breath!
  25. Kibl
    Kibl 19 January 2013 13: 25
    +2
    Well done Greeks, keep it up! Shake the Bundes! They will answer us for Leningrad !!!
  26. smprofi
    smprofi 19 January 2013 13: 34
    +6
    fir-trees!
    "recreation center, lawn, road" - fuck what sins!
    and the fact that, for example, the 224th flight detachment of the Moscow Region was turned into JSC "224 Flight Detachment" with all state equipment - is that so, hehe?
    An-124 Ruslan - 5 pcs.
    An-124-100 Ruslan - 1 pc.
    IL-76MD - 25 pcs.
    and now this joint-stock company with officer's shoulder straps carries the equipment of NATO's "sworn friends" from Afgan and from France to Mali.



    the first board is "Volga-Dnepr", and at the end of the video - from the 224th
    1. MG42
      MG42 19 January 2013 16: 28
      +3
      Transshipment point at special rates.
    2. Volkhov
      Volkhov 20 January 2013 13: 49
      +1
      The army is fighting for NATO - Libya, Syria, Mali - wherever you need to control equipment and storm cities.
  27. Nechai
    Nechai 19 January 2013 14: 39
    +3
    Quote: andrei332809
    only the Georgians were surprised, they were setting up the backside of Zadapodus, and now they suddenly decided to find Kompru in this. would have looked back themselves e ... ut

    Do not be surprised! You look in the next series of "revelations" and about zoo lovers will be made public. Traditions however ...
    1. andrei332809
      andrei332809 19 January 2013 18: 43
      +2
      Quote: Nechai
      about lovers zoo unveil. Tradition however ...

      I understand that they don’t have a lot of donkeys, but if everyone attaches to the business, who will carry the goods?
      1. bask
        bask 19 January 2013 23: 14
        +1
        Quote: andrei332809
        I understand that they don’t have a lot of donkeys, but if everyone attaches to the business, who will carry the goods?

        A camel on the spot to grow laughing
  28. Sorokin
    Sorokin 19 January 2013 15: 41
    +3
    Regarding the Americans, the adoptive parents of Russian children ... As a rule, they go to Russia (went to) adopt those amers whom the US guardianship authorities refused for any reason to adopt American orphans. That is, all moral and social dregs that your country does not trust children. Damn, but we meant to trust. Therefore, there are so many deaths of our children .. It's good that they adopted this law. It has long been necessary to do this.
  29. WW3
    WW3 19 January 2013 15: 51
    +4
    The attempts of the Moldovan authorities to eliminate the history of the country continue. The ban on the use of Soviet symbols in the form of a sickle and a hammer seemed to Chisinau not enough

    Let Onishchenko treat the obstinate Moldovans with a ban on Moldovan wine and cognac ... bully
    Aristomenis Siggelakis, a stern member of the Greek National Council on German Reparations, stood up and announced that Berlin should pay Athens 108 billion euros for the infrastructure destroyed during World War II. Even the Germans owed the Greeks 54 billion euros for the occupation.

    And this is in addition to the fact that the Greeks wrote off 100 billion euros and gave the same amount of loans to save drowning people from the euro crisis ... only recently they allocated another 3 billion euros ... the Trojan horse will definitely destroy the eurozone, and maybe the EU ... Germany is a locomotive "will bend", a mustache will sit there in a puddle of default ...
    as they say, arrogance is the second happiness .....
    Norwegians become a national minority in Norway

    Tolerasty is to blame .... put on monuments to breiviks further ..

    The organizers of the "Day of gratitude to the weapon" want the Americans to buy as many pistols, rifles and cartridges as possible on this day.

    Let them make this day a holiday like Thanksgiving .... Mr. Colt called Amers equal in rights ...... and Obamkin’s initiative will be bent on the vine .....
    1. olegyurjewitch
      olegyurjewitch 19 January 2013 18: 59
      +1
      Quote: WW3
      "Germany is the locomotive will bend, they will sit down there in a puddle of default ...

      Everything will be bent in the countries of the Eurozone if Germany suddenly ceases to provide loans. What if Germany specifically oppresses all, brings it to the pen and offers to unite into one baaalshoy European state, of course this is unlikely, but what the hell is not joking?
      1. WW3
        WW3 19 January 2013 19: 46
        +4
        They themselves said that it was unlikely ... earlier there was an "alliance" of Merkel + Srakozy ... often they coordinated their position and put pressure on their opponents ... by the way, there you can understand the frogs ... their banks invested in loans to Greece and in case of default of the latter specifically would have sagged .... with the change of president, the alliance cracked, but Merkel's ambitions for leadership remained ...
        1. APASUS
          APASUS 19 January 2013 21: 07
          +3
          The phrase under the photo probably looked better;
          Do not close the door for the night .......... I will come!
          1. WW3
            WW3 20 January 2013 01: 33
            +3
            Quote: APASUS
            phrase under the photo;

            good as an option....
    2. mda
      mda 19 January 2013 21: 06
      +3
      Quote: WW3
      Aristomenis Siggelakis, a stern member of the Greek National Council on German Reparations, stood up and announced that Berlin should pay Athens 108 billion euros for the infrastructure destroyed during World War II. Even the Germans owed the Greeks 54 billion euros for the occupation.

      It looks like the Baltic states and the more problems the more they require
  30. vladimir VR
    vladimir VR 19 January 2013 17: 47
    0
    Good review! Easy to read and with humor. good
  31. tank64rus
    tank64rus 19 January 2013 18: 02
    0
    Serdyukov’s brother from the 90s was put to the feeder and he was used to making money and money again. The Russian Federation is a source of money and nothing more. It would be if the danger threatened London city or other foreign accounts, for example, in Switzerland, where his faithful comrades-in-arms were going to spend military exercises, the issue of defense would be the most important.
    1. andrei332809
      andrei332809 19 January 2013 19: 11
      +2
      Quote: tank64rus
      Now, if the danger threatened London city or other foreign accounts, for example, in Switzerland

      and it would be good to conduct a "training" landing on the foggy islands. and always with artillery preparation in areas
    2. brelok
      brelok 21 January 2013 06: 03
      0
      do not forget who he was breathing with! GDP is an indulgence from everything! And I didn’t take it for myself!
  32. Zomanus
    Zomanus 20 January 2013 03: 09
    +1
    I liked the weapon. Indeed, the situation with these prohibitions is really heating up. And if merchants in New York do not really need weapons, in ebony only it keeps all trash from lawlessness. We remember that there are now massively reduced police officers?
  33. ildar335
    ildar335 20 January 2013 04: 21
    +2
    clear review !!! good
    findings:
    1) to send a furniture maker, Kakashvili, Moldovan clever officials to the United States.
    2) to buy Korean miracle grass (a lot, so that the infantry would not be bored too).
    3) give this grass to our missile (and infantry).
    4) with laughter and jokes, launch our ICBMs in the United States and gouge all this trash to a hair dryer !!!! laughing
    5) to broadcast throughout Russia as our funny rocket launchers press buttons, and the infantry (also smiling) is going to clean up America! soldier
    6) I almost forgot about the Greeks: Karolos Papoulias send a video where my beloved Uncle Vova shows him FIGU, taking gold from Merkel!
    now for sure!
    I SERVE RUSSIA !!!
    1. ansimov
      ansimov 20 January 2013 18: 08
      0
      Quote: ildar335
      buy Korean miracle grass

      Why buy abroad, do it yourself !!! smile
  34. 1goose3
    1goose3 20 January 2013 20: 21
    0
    Will a new ministry care for orphans in Russia?

    Any existing official structure is fighting for its existence, proving its need. It seeks to expand, etc. But how will the new ministry fight? It is initially interested in increasing the number of orphans. And juvenile justice will help in this, for which Mr. Astakhov so advocates, and here there is less concern for children and orphans, as much as pushing a highly profitable rotten business, new for Russia.
  35. 1goose3
    1goose3 20 January 2013 21: 04
    0
    George W. Bush, being the governor of Texas, passed one law, in accordance with which the offender should verbally or in writing warn his victim about the impending crime, and not less than 24 hours before it was committed. In the warning it was necessary to describe the crime being started, otherwise the court admits that there were aggravating circumstances.

    Well nah! Well, damn it ! Well, in general, the president of the United States.
  36. Rossmk
    Rossmk 21 January 2013 02: 20
    0
    Moldovan flag passions

    Well, idiots in power. Just a few rams, which, by the way, got up in their favorite way, namely by organizing pogroms and almost revolutions, and the earlier party of Communists was led to this and lost.
    Crazy country ...
    Interestingly, I will be fined more if I go out on the street with the banner of victory or with the fascist swastika? (do not take seriously the swastika.)
  37. Fornit
    Fornit 21 January 2013 10: 43
    0
    Quote: merkel1961
    Serdyukov’s flint has already begun to be degreased, and there either a good rasp or a drill with a diamond will be processed upright, if the infarction in the chamber does not catch up. You look, they’re concocting a new list across the ocean ....

    It’s incomprehensible - why is one at the interrogation a bottle of champagne in one place, and the other - Padva? That would change places - you look and got it ...
  38. Fornit
    Fornit 21 January 2013 12: 11
    +1
    Quote: 1goose3
    Any existing official structure is fighting for its existence, proving its need. It seeks to expand, etc.

    This is the rule of mathematics - bureaucracy is multiplied by division ...
    Quote: 1goose3
    juvenile justice will help

    ... but this business is really not joking ... The last bastion of the country - they want to seriously destroy their family ...
  39. Kerpich
    Kerpich 25 January 2013 19: 31
    0
    Insanity and delirium has always been, but in the age of information technology, it has ceased to be the property of individuals, and has become a universal scarecrow and laughing stock. It's funny, but when they selflessly believe in it, it's scary ...