Nearly burned on the greens
SC in search of articles for ex-minister Serdyukov
Finally, the investigators of the Main Armed Forces Department of the TFR were able to choose an option for the possible prosecution of Anatoly Serdyukov. We thought we could ...
Picked up for a long time. Already even Anatoly Eduardovich himself was called for a couple of times for interrogation as a witness, but our ex-minister was flint. He is silent without a lawyer, he is silent with a lawyer - in general, you just can’t stand up. We decided to use another tactic and approach the figure, which is not given to the teeth, from the rear. They say: what do you, Anatoly Eduardovich, think about such an object as the Astrakhan recreation center “Zhitnoye” in the Volga delta? If, they say, they have forgotten, so “Zhitnoye” is the base, which belongs to Valery Puzikov, your sister’s spouse ...
Anatoly Eduardovich began to recall, and the picture began to emerge in his memory. He thinks: isn't it really “Zhitnoye”, which until my arrival in the Defense Ministry led only winding country roads, and then suddenly began to lead excellent asphalted transport arteries costing 18 million rubles ... Perhaps it is “Zhitnoye”, where From the nearest military unit, conscript soldiers were sent to do the noble work of landscape design, rolling square kilometers of the newest lawn, and planting trees — for free, of course ... And it’s not Zhitnoye where Dmitry Anatol rested in 2011 for a year a'evich and Vladimir Vladimirovich, in white trousers and black glasses, astonished fish from the sides of beautiful boats.
The investigators, therefore, say: think correctly, Anatoly Eduardovich. But Dmitry Anatolyevich and Vladimir Vladimirovich were there and the fish were caught there, they went to the house, but your relative deigned to continue using your official position as a direct extraction of personal exits ...
And here we heard the infectious laughter of Anatoly Serdyukov, the lawyer - Mr. Padva. When he laughed and rubbed the tears that appeared at the corners of his eyes with laughter with a cambric scarf, Heinrich Pavlovich said: and what are you, gracious sovereigns, suspect my client? .. Is it possible that he personally led the soldiers to roll out a green lawn ?! Is it possible that the road was paved and thus caused damage to the budget of the Ministry of Defense ?! Yes, all your charges are not worth a jigger, for the road now belongs to the military department, and it can sell it if desired, reimbursing the expenses; and the soldiers - what are the soldiers? Maybe they even went through combat training sessions, rolling up in the grass and disguising themselves with the help of trees planted on the territory of the base.
The investigators scratched their heads, thought, and strengthened their belief that Anatoly Eduardovich and Heinrich Pavlovich were grated rolls, which you would not take with lawns and saplings. And if you don’t take the ex-minister, you decided to recoup on smaller people - like Nikolai Ryabykh, who was accused of signing some dubious agreements with the company “BiS” at a time when Ryabykh did not hold the leading position in the economic department of the Ministry of Defense ... Of course, because Ryabykh does not have Padva ... And so beautifully to be silent, as Anatoly Eduardovich, he does not know how ...
Will a new ministry care for orphans in Russia?
The degree of heat when discussing the so-called "anti-magnetic law" in Russia is not reduced. Someone openly criticizes those who took decisions on this law in the sense that it was true blasphemy to prohibit the adoption of Russian children by American citizens. Someone, on the contrary, thinks that blasphemy is to send Russian orphans abroad, thereby considering that the problem has been solved. In general, passions are boiling, opponents are ready to shout over each other, and even scratch each other’s faces - for a quicker proof of their correctness.
However, the law was adopted, and to break the spears on this occasion and one, and others already to anything. But it’s not too late to speak out in terms of information from a number of media outlets about the possibility of creating a whole ministry in Russia that will take care of orphans and children left without parental care. Such an idea was reportedly expressed by the current ombudsman under the president of the country for the rights of the child Pavel Astakhov.
No, taking care of children is, of course, a paramount thing. As they say, children are our everything. But here only embarrasses the fact that in order to care for “our everything”, it is only necessary to create a ministry or another similar institution.
Many will ask: what is actually so vague here? .. Yes, somehow at the mention of the very possibility of creating another department, which is entrusted to solve this or that problem, immediately the thought comes to mind that, where the department is, and his manager, half a dozen of his deputies there, half a dozen deputy deputies and a half dozen advisers, special representatives with deputy deputies and advisors to advisers ... And all this together is called new budget spending, and it’s not at all the fact that they will go solely to take care of Russia orphans.
Such an author’s dirty suspicions and insinuations, of course, would not have arisen if all the available ministries and departments of the country worked like a clock and were not shaken periodically by corruption scandals, misappropriation of funds and intrigues more small.
And so, at that hour, a certain “OboronSirotService” will appear in the country, in the private palace of whose leader, over time, they will suddenly take on the next boxes with “brunettes”, acquired by honest and overworking work on immense care for the orphans. And then what? Sergey Shoigu, speak? Of course, Shoigu is an option. But he is still busy on another front.
Georgian special services with a lens
New "achievements" of Georgian democracy
In the week, Georgia again became one of the spotlights throughout the post-Soviet space. Here a major sex scandal broke out in which high-ranking officials and special services were implicated. As it turned out, immediately before the parliamentary elections in Georgia, in which the victory, as you know, was celebrated by the “Georgian Dream” of Bidzina Ivanishvili, the special services carried out work of, let's say, a specific character. On the instructions of the head of the military police department, Mr. Legis Kardava, a kind of monitoring of representatives of sexual minorities was conducted in the country. It turned out that these same minorities are found on the slopes of the Caucasus Mountains. Their joy was filmed on video cameras, after which the materials were provided to the “heroes” for personal reference. Like, friends, if you do not want to be in Tbilisi, Kutaisi and further - everywhere they know that you have hot feelings for members of your gender, then please - help our grief - work for us and for Mikhail Nikolozovich at the same time. No, no, you misunderstood ... Do not do the work as you used to, but just try to get acquainted with prominent people from the camp of the opposition (at that time, the opposition - author’s note), and only after that you can follow your path: love these people according to the full program ... And we will take your strong masculine love on video, and, having “wiped off” your people, we’ll show you what contacts of the first degree politicians from the Ivanishvili camp are prone to.
And the newly-minted special agents of the Georgian special services rushed to combine the pleasant with the useful ... Contacts started, yes what! .. Some Georgian TV channels even showed the most innocent of them live, forgetting to display the 18 + badges ...
But now, when the initiators of these lyrical meetings in the conspiratorial apartments are indicated, then Mikhail Saakashvili is again under attack. Poor, poor Mikhail Nikolozovich. Well, it's just that all the bumps are falling on him now ... That war, then torture in places of detention, now, in general, it has come to gay scandals. A little more, and in general “Bunga-Bunga” a la Berlusconi on the shores of “Aragva and Chickens” will be revealed ...
Obviously, completely upset, the current president of Georgia decided to somehow sweeten his bitter pill of the opposition leader and with his hand overwhelmed by the presidential work signed a document on a large amnesty. In Georgia, it was expected that only those who once spoke out against Saakashvili’s policy would be released, but Mikhail Nikolozovich, as they say, freed up criminals as well, staging a sort of remake of the cold summer of 53: the hot winter of 13.
After such a step, they decided to bury him. Yes Yes. Exactly. In Zugdidi, several thousand people built a coffin in which the president was escorted (symbolically) to a different world: where paradise and prosperity are, in general, resigned. In order for Saakashvili to release his post ahead of schedule, about a million citizens have already signed up in Georgia. Such is the people's love for the main democrat and liberator ... And how it all began: crystal clear police, Georgia-NATO, Thai-Thai, non-GMO tangerines and other joys ...
Moldovan flag passions
New bans on flags and heraldic symbols from official Chisinau
The attempts of the Moldovan authorities to liquidate stories country. The ban on the use of Soviet symbols in the form of a sickle and hammer was not enough for Chisinau, and therefore it was decided to consider banning the use of any heraldic and similar symbols and objects that were not registered by the Ministry of Justice. At the same time it was not at all clear what exactly the authorities of independent Moldova are going to prohibit. But then in a number of local publications there appeared publications of opinions of Moldovan opposition politicians, who explained the essence of the initiative. It turns out that the official Chisinau "rolls a barrel" on the banner of Victory (even without a sickle and hammer), as well as a red-blue banner with the emblem of the ancient Moldavian principality. You see, the authorities of the country do not like the fact that in many cities these banners are used during various holiday events.
To prohibit the use of flags or not to prohibit is certainly a matter for Moldovan politicians. They want to ban what is not registered in the Ministry of Justice of the country - in principle, please. Well, the country has embarked on the path of independence ... But only if Chisinau is going to impose a taboo on the red flag and its ancient heraldic symbol, then you need to be consistent and ban a lot more: for example, the flags of the United States or China. Not only are both flags hardly registered at the Moldovan Ministry of Justice, but the Chinese flag is also very rich in red ...
Official Chisinau, perhaps, in its state flag, red as a color would forbid, but here, you know, the Romanian neighbors may not support, and Ukraine, in addition, will think that the Moldovans stole her flag and turned it vertically to hide “symbolic piracy” .
But there is still an incomprehensible situation with Angola to draw. How will the Moldovan authorities react to the Angolan gear and machete, which by their very appearance directly provoke democratic Moldovan politicians, forming a clear graphic similarity to the sickle and hammer ... Then either the Angolans in general will not allow Moldova to take a dip, let your flag in order lead ...
Love our Motherland - your mother
Three skins from one deputy
Another impressive initiative offers one of the most active deputies of the current State Duma convocation Sergey Zheleznyak. He, together with a number of other deputies from the United Russia Duma faction, decided to attend to the moral character of the modern Russian media. The concern is that now every particularly impressionable person can register the presence of obscene words in a particular media outlet and immediately turn to Roskomnadzor, who will take all measures to penalize the media for swearing.
In this case, the amounts of the fine are specified as follows: if a citizen deigned to use foul language (as in the draft law), he should pay thousands of 2-3, if an official did not resist a strong statement, he would have to pay from 5 to 20 thousand rubles (apparently, depending from the fortress of a slychitsa), and if the face is a legal person, as a cobbler, the group of MP Zheleznyak offers a fine from 20 to 200 thousand rubles. And how legal entities swear! .. How foul they are, mother for their leg through the yoke ... Editor, where are your scissors? Sorry, burst out ...
The law, of course, is aimed at protecting the Russians from the amorality - you will not say anything. Only, it’s not completely clear: on what basis the amount of the fine will be determined, and how Roskomnadzor will catch the citizen who entered, for example, the media site and in the comments he wrote, “how much he liked it here” live radio station ...
Obviously, this will have to take additional measures. In particular, you should first touch the MAT parts: to distinguish between words on weak-top, medium-top and especially mother-sided ones. And for this, in turn, it will be necessary to open a special Duma committee, which will make special dictionaries of profanity, indicating the amount of the fine for using this or that term in the media. I wanted to speak on the pages of the publication in terms of where you want to send the interlocutor, the author or another person, so prepare a couple of thousand at once ... And if suddenly you are at the time of writing matyuk on performance, then prepare thousands of 20. Well, it’s quite a bad thing if you deign to express yourself three-story on behalf of and on behalf of a legal entity (for example, an excavator factory or a poultry factory). Then Deputy Zheleznyak, along with Roskomnadzor, will remove three skins from you ...
Part II. “When logic is lame, the mind loses its sense of balance”
Beat a woman should be on the face, chest and stomach
And so on
“Domostroy”, which taught Russian housewives to be careful, thrift, tidy and clean of the house (up to “washed out and scraped out and wiped out” and in order to end up in the hut was “like in heaven and war”), the owner appeared at once, as soon as his wife shied away from the sacred duty of leading the house. The husband should have been able to not only “punish his wife with any discourse,” but if such “does not listen and does not heed, and is not a Boitsa,” but also apply more sensitive penalties than “discouragement”.
In order for the wife to relax, “Domostroy” advises the husband to take the ropes and unfasten the wife properly - behind closed doors, not in front of the servants. Quilting, you need to teach her verbally. Giving the wife in the ear or the eye “Domostroy” does not advise: after all, the wife can go blind or deaf. Kicking and punching the heart is also not recommended. It is undesirable to peel a spouse with a staff or stab something with an iron. As for the whip, it should be beaten with care, “reasonably and painfully, and terrible and healthy.” Before you start beating, you must take off your shirt from your wife. Stripping with a whip should be for nothing, but only in the case of terrible disobedience or neglect.
A slightly different scenario of raising wives developed by modern Islamic authors living in Saudi Arabia and Iran.
Mohamed Kamal Mustafa, the writer of the work "Woman in Islam", for example, believes that it is better to beat a woman with a rod - not too thick, because the blows should bring her "not physical, but spiritual suffering." Obviously, the spiritual re-education of the spouse will be the sooner the more accurate the blows inflicted on her by the teacher. What are we? And the fact that the author of the book advises husbands to "strike blows on sensitive parts of the body: face, chest, stomach, head, and so on."
If we imagine that Mr. Mohamed Kamal Mustafa threatening female faces, breasts, stomachs "and so on" with a rod (well, not a piece of reinforcement) has a page in some Facebook, then we can assume that in his female readers are not women.
There is, however, a much softer opinion regarding female forms of punishment. The doctor-saudit Ghazi al-Shimari asserts that you should not beat a woman in the face. Here in other places is yes. Only blows should be light.
George W. Bush, being the governor of Texas, passed one law, in accordance with which the offender should verbally or in writing warn his victim about the impending crime, and not less than 24 hours before it was committed. In the warning it was necessary to describe the crime being started, otherwise the court admits that there were aggravating circumstances.
Dr. al-Shimari, in full accordance with the brilliant legislative constructions of Mr. Bush, believes that the husband should warn his wife about the number of blows she is about to receive.
This Arab specialist recommends in other cases (apparently, especially soft) to beat his wife with a toothbrush. A progressive scientist does not approve of beating women with glassware, such as plates or bottles of water. He does not advise to strike with a knife.
And here is another specialist educator. Someone George Bousquet, the author of the book "Sex and Etiquette in Islam," states that when beating a woman, the main thing is ... not to mutilate yourself. Women, you know, there are different. The writer recommends that “a thin woman ... beaten with a cane, a full one with an open palm, and a strong one with a fist.”
As for reeds and fists, the employees of the Al-Jazeera TV channel, leading the weekly Sharia and Life program, are not sure. They believe that, in general, physical violence is suitable for raising only the woman who "perceives this process normally." If the wife is humiliated by corporal punishment, then she should not be beaten.
Here it is. And who "perceives this process normally"? Masochist?
Next went the author of the book "On the subordination of women in Islam" Gassan Asha. This comrade explained what and when to beat his wife. The physical method of education is appropriate in cases where the wife refuses to smarten before meeting her husband, neglects her religious duties, leaves home without permission and does not want to satisfy her husband’s sexual needs.
All these educators - with rods, canes and fists - completely exclude the fact that the faithful, delivering blow after blow to his wife, himself can be so far from ideal that she is fit to give him surrender. Teapot, vase or at least the same toothbrush. In the hands of a “strong” woman, she can turn into a formidable weapon. And if the spouse in the other hand for safety will take the iron or poker ...
Norwegians become a national minority in Norway
And the Finns are going to learn Russian
If the terrible trend that was revealed by the Norwegian scientists recently will continue in the coming years, by the 2021 year in Oslo schools the pupils who speak Norwegian, will turn out in an unenviable position.
Over the past five years, the number of schools where Norwegian boys and girls are in the minority has increased from 40 to 58. At the turn of the 21st century, 31% of schoolchildren in Oslo were those who were then defined as “minorities” - those for whom the Norwegian language is not native. A decade later, their share increased to 40%. There are schools in Norway where "visitors" make up 80-90 percent of students. In Oslo today there are 16 schools, where more than 75 percent of students are “minorities”, and six schools, where this proportion even exceeds 90%.
The real majority of the population, according to Norwegian observers, is now in the country account for immigrants under the age of 18 years.
Another problem is in Finland. If earlier there was intensively studied the Swedish language in schools in order to communicate with Norwegians and Swedes, now residents of the province of Eastern Finland consider it necessary to learn Russian. Finns briskly trade with the Russians, drink Russian vodka, speak with Russian tourists and even go on tours themselves, and therefore why do they need Swedish? In addition, the Swedish will soon become obsolete: by the 2021, the “Swedes” and “Norwegians” will speak Arabic.
Nevertheless, the country's president, Sauli Niinistö, says that “one should not oppose Swedish and Russian. It is in our interests to offer young people maximum opportunities for success. ” But how claims The Finnish edition of Iltalehti, according to a recent survey, about 90% of the population in Eastern Finland speaks in favor of replacing Swedish school lessons with Russian language lessons. Finns, especially those who are younger, already sense, where is the birthplace of real success ...
Greek savvy did not disappoint
About how Berlin Athens owed
If Latvians, Estonians and Lithuanians are big fans of the fascist liberators, who are turning to Russia’s occupier for monetary compensation, the Greeks are made from another test. They have now requested the money from the Germans. They say that they attacked, invaded, destroyed infrastructure, caused misfortunes, ate our olives, drank wine, ate oranges, used our women - and now we have an economic crisis because of you, so start paying. No, no, your past millions do not interest us. Let's billions!
The cause of the crisis that began in Greece in the 2008 year, lies precisely in the actions of the Nazis, according to hardworking producers of olive oil. After all, the fascists took the gold reserves out of the country, and in addition forced the local authorities to give them a large loan. Consequently, if Germany is now thriving, then it owes its wealth to the poor, plundered Greece, where the citizens no longer have enough money for gas for Molotov cocktails.
Stern member of the Greek National Council for German Reparations Aristomenis Siggelakis rose and объявилthat Berlin must pay Athens 108 billion euros for infrastructure destroyed during the Second World War. More Germans owed the Greeks 54 a billion euros for the occupation. And not counting interest. Siggelakis has not had time to count them. A member of the council made it clear that there was an additional demand for compensation for the destruction of archaeological values by the Germans. And after all this, the time will come for private reckoning with the victims of Nazi crimes. In short, in Greece there will be no one left who would be deprived of the bounty voiced by Comrade Siggelakis.
In order for the Germans to pay as soon as possible, the Greeks began a campaign to humiliate the German officials. Entrepreneur Dimitrios Triadis, plying between Germany and Greece, but preferring to live in Germany, at Athens airport found open Wi-Fi network called “F ... Angela Merkel”. The Wi-Fi network was available for free throughout Athens airport.
Triadis used to think that the Greeks were grateful to Germany for financial assistance. “Among my friends there is not one who would hate Germany or our chancellor,” he says, forgetting that he lives in two homelands: Germany and Greece, and without specifying which of the two countries his friends live in.
The Germans, as is known, really love the chancellor. But the Greeks on the covers of other magazines dressed the Angels Merkel in Nazi uniforms.
As for comrade Siggelakis, he could advise the Germans, who are just about to expropriate part of their gold reserves from the Americans and the French, to transport it directly to Greece.
Let's smoke, comrade?
About hemp plantations on the streets of Pyongyang
In North Korea, hemp smokes everything. For methamphetamines in this closed country can be shot, but hemp ("ip tampes") is growing there along the roads and even on the streets of Pyongyang.
You can often spot a roll of marijuana in the blackened teeth of the brave warriors of the Korean People’s Army. They prefer it to ordinary tobacco. Especially common smoking marijuana, according to rumors, in the missile forces.
Ordinary citizens of the country smoke weed, wanting to escape from the hard working days. This is understandable: if a Russian person buys a bottle of vodka or "ink", then North Korean, returning through the streets of Pyongyang from the factory, does not forget to pick up a "bunch." By the way, Russians have to pay for half a liter, and Koreans often receive goods for free.
But, folding roll-upKorean is extremely careful. God forbid, inadvertently skure a portrait of the leader or his father. Can and from a mortar shy away.
American lobbyism got to school
And Obama will impeach
Steve Stockman, a congressman from the state of Texas, said the other day that the US president is carrying out an "unconstitutional and unscrupulous attack on the fundamental principles of the republic," and for this he, Stockman, initiates an impeachment procedure.
Mr. Stockman is one of those over whom the shadow of the National Rifle Association of the USA, the main weapon lobbyist in America, soars invisibly. By the way, this powerful, influential and very rich organization plans to to spend on Saturday "Day of gratitude to the weapon".
The NCA regularly sponsors almost half of the congressmen, preferring “hawks” to the republicans. For example, during last year’s election campaign, she spent more than 20 million dollars on these goals. Under its "roof" live and flourish various "public" organizations. NSA has offices in almost all states of the country. One of the activists of the organization is Alex Jones from the opposition site Infowars.com, where he presides over a bunch of amateur journalist-alarmists, with a chamber choir singing those weapons, then the Second Amendment.
The organizers of the "Day of gratitude to the weapon" want the Americans to buy as many pistols, rifles and cartridges as possible on this day.
Actively confronting Obama and Biden’s disarmament campaign, people from NSA who consider themselves to be some kind of “good guys with pistols”, after aggressive, very paranoid, December shows on leading television channels, went to the people in January.
Not long ago, free 3-day shooting courses for teachers took place in Ohio and Texas. Their organizers they saidthat the purpose of the class is to prevent tragedies like the one that happened on December 14 in Connecticut. More than 900 teachers and other school staff have enrolled in courses conducted by the Ohio Firearms Association. And in Texas, four hundred places for teachers were not enough, and the organizers had to expand the program.
Armed with teachers, NSA took the kids. She developed and released an application for iOS, the task of which is to teach a child how to fire a gun. Kids will be able to practice shooting fixed and moving targets with Beretta, Browning and Colt pistols, M16, AWM, SVD, MK11 rifles and, of course, Kalashnikov assault rifles. At the same time, this free program advertises the activities of NSA.
In the network store “App Store”, which sells programs for iPhone and iPad, the application received a rating of + 4, that is, no “questionable content” was found in the program, and children as young as four years old can play the toy.
Thus, the NSA takes very seriously the care of those who will enforce its interests in the near future.
In the meantime, the association is on guard of the inviolable Second Amendment to the Constitution, firearms continue to "speak" in American educational institutions. A little more than a week in the United States there were several bloody incidents, as well as incidents.
10 January 16-year-old student opened fire from a shotgun at a school in Taft. Two were injured; one schoolboy with serious injuries from the fraction for a long time went to the clinic. School staff managed to persuade the offender to surrender to the police.
On the same day стало известно about the incident at the Alabama school. There, the police detained an 13-year-old teenager, in whose bag during a physical training class a loaded pistol and knife were found. The boy explained to the police that at school he was being bullied and therefore brought a weapon.
January 15 two people were killed as a result of the shooting that took place in the evening on the campus of Hazard, Kentucky. One person was injured.
On Tuesday, the shooting took place at a college in St. Louis (Missouri). A college student entered the building, wounded one of the staff of the school, and then shot himself in the chest. The victim and the criminal himself in serious condition were taken to hospital.
Finally, on January 17, in an satchel of a first-grader at a school in New York, adults found a loaded pistol. The weapon was confiscated, and the boy sent to the police for a soul-saving conversation. The school in Queens, which was attended by a seven year old offender, was temporarily closed.
This child, probably, has already played a toy from NSA.
What will happen next in America, where, on the one hand, Obama is in favor of trade-weapon restrictions, and on the other hand, propaganda by lobbyists is difficult to guess. Alarmists are scribbling gloomy little pieces about the coming civil war and the separation of Texas, lobbyists, filling the shops of their Glokov, repeat their favorite slogan: “It’s not guns that shoot, men are shooting,” but unconscious US citizens between the ages of 7 and 20 are going to “ self-defense "or revenge for insults with the help of folder shotguns and mamky" Zig Sauer "or AR-15.
In any case, if three hundred million American trunks are lying about at once, waiting for the day of “X” to house and flat, the horns and legs will remain from the “hegemon”. He will destroy himself. With the help of the Second Amendment.
* “I told him, he said: taverns and women would be brought to Zugunder!” - the words of Brokeback from the movie “The meeting place cannot be changed”