H. G. Wells as Gunsmith

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H. G. Wells as Gunsmith
"Land Armadillo" from the short story of the same name by HG Wells. Paper model by Ralph Curell


It still remains a mystery how the Martians could kill people so quickly and silently. Many are of the opinion that they bring the temperature to a very high degree in a closed chamber that conducts absolutely no heat. They direct this accumulated supply of heat by means of parallel beams to any object they designate, with the help of a polished parabolic mirror, like the light beam that propagates with a parabolic mirror in lighthouses. But no one has yet been able to prove the correctness of all these assumptions. Be that as it may, one thing was certain - that the essence of the matter was in the heat ray. Thermal energy, and, moreover, invisible, instead of visible light. Everything flammable burns at one touch of this beam. Lead liquefies, iron becomes soft, glass breaks and melts; and when such a beam hits water, it turns it into steam.
"War of the Worlds" HG Wells

stories about weapons No, whatever you say, it's good to be the first in some area. The first can do everything in it, the rest get only crumbs from his table. So it was with the literary delights of Jules Verne, and a similar fate was prepared for the science fiction writer HG Wells. Another thing is that he was a more versatile writer than Vern. In addition to about 40 novels and, in addition, several volumes of short stories, he also wrote more than a dozen works of polemical content on philosophical problems and about the same number on the social reorganization of society, two books on the world stories, then about 30 volumes containing political and social forecasts, more than 30 pamphlets on the Fabian Society, of which he was a member, various weapons, nationalism, common prosperity and peace, as well as three more books for children and his own biography. A lot, isn't it? And all this for 50 years! And so he raised so much in his work that his epigones and followers, in general, had to rack their brains. Even Jules Verne himself was captivated by the images he created, writing the novel The Secret of Wilhelm Storitz, first published in 1910.



So such a weapon as the invisible heat ray invented by Wells will forever remain in the treasury of samples of fantastic weapons as exactly “his” development, and those authors who want to repeat it will have to try very hard to bring something new, different to its description from what Wells wrote.

It should be noted here that the English author has already consistently created new types of weapons for his novels, since he linked them with the plot of the work. Moreover, at the same time, he also, in fact, acted as their seer, as he wrote about what could quite possibly be created sooner or later. And so it was with many of the works of H. G. Wells.

Take, for example, his novel The Invisible Man (1897). It was proved during the author's lifetime that his invisible man would have been blind. But… today we are witnessing the appearance of invisible clothing, the whole focus of which is that it reproduces on its front surface what its back surface “sees”. Experienced capes already exist, and from the person who threw it on himself, only one face remains visible. The new unique Quantum Stealth material is produced by Hyperstealth Biotechnology in Canada, and, most likely, the time is not far off when the real invisible soldiers will go into battle, in which only their eyes will be visible!

The "War of the Worlds" (1898) gave mankind not only a description of a heat ray, but also a chemical weapon used by the Martians against earthlings - "black gas", which caused death by suffocation.


The aeropile is a heavier-than-air aircraft from H. G. Wells' novel When the Sleeper Wakes.

A year later, a new prediction of the future appeared - the novel When the Sleeper Wakes. In it, Wells pays a lot of attention to the promising energy of the future - giant wind turbines that generate electric current, and ... writes about new means of transportation and war: airplanes - huge transport airships carrying infantry, and small nimble airpiles *, on one of which the awakened Sleeper fights with the airplanes of the dictator Ostrog and shoots down two devices with a ramming blow. There are also fantastic small arms in the novel. A small and for some reason green-colored carbine, the bullets of which, when they hit the target, develop a high temperature, since the edges of the canvas clothes on the wounds of the dead burned. Well, the ramming itself in the air - the idea as a whole is very primitive, but for that time it was a revelation from revelations.


Drawing of a "land armadillo" from Strand Magazine

Wells' other important prediction was... Tanks! And it so happened that in 1903, in the December issue of Strand Magazine, his story “Land Armadillos” appeared, in which he described armored fighting vehicles 30 m long, on board of which were shooters with remote-controlled semi-automatic rifles, engineers and a captain. They move on eight pairs of large wheels about three meters in diameter. The wheels are arranged according to the principle of the wheels of British swamp tractors, that is, foot-wheels. Each such wheel is both a driving wheel and a steered one. Armor - twelve inches. The conning tower can be raised and lowered. The arrows are located around the entire perimeter of the "armadillo" and create a continuous field of fire around it. The story attracted attention, and subsequently helped establish Wells' reputation as a "prophet of the future", especially after real tanks went into battle on the Somme in 1916. However, "land predictions" seemed to him, apparently, not enough, and he turned his gaze to the heavens.


German airships from the novel "War in the Air"

In 1908, HG Wells published War in the Air. It contains new predictions about the coming world war and its possible consequences, and new weapons. Firstly, the main role in it is now played not by airplanes, although they are also present in the novel, but by huge airships. They are arranged somewhat differently than the “zeppelins” that had already appeared by that time. In particular, the gun on them was installed in the nose. Gliders suspended from airships are used as bombers, and the airships themselves at Wells are, in fact, aircraft carriers.


Airship from the novel "War in the Air". Inside view

To combat them, since the airship's shell contained flammable hydrogen, the novel uses rifles that fire explosive oxygen bullets. The design of this weapon is not described in detail, but it is obvious that it contains compressed gas and some kind of igniter. Thus, when a bullet pierces the shell of the airship and collapses, a local mixture of oxygen and hydrogen arises, which then undermines, causing ignition of the entire volume of this gas inside its body. And, of course, the airships themselves throw bombs from above.

Wells showed himself to be a visionary here too. Military airships were actively used in the First World War as strategic bombers, and during the Second World War they were used to guard convoys and fight submarines.


Cover of The World Set Free, published in 1914

However, all these predictions were overshadowed by the novel The World Set Free, written by him in 1913 and published in 1914. In it, the writer predicted the appearance of atomic weapons and the war with their use in 1956. Naturally, the device of the bomb he invented was absolutely fantastic, but its very name and principle of operation clearly allow us to see in it the prototype of a real-life weapon.

First of all, Wells came up with the “explosive” itself - a highly radioactive carolinium metal, a ball from which was in a vacuum inside a strong metal sphere with a diameter of 60 cm. The ball had two handles, like a sports weight, and a fuse in the form of a plastic cork. To use such a bomb on a target, the assistant pilot had to take it by the handles, bite through (!) the fuse and immediately drop it, because the air that got inside the sphere instantly caused a chain reaction, causing the bomb to fall to the ground like a fiery meteor. Interestingly, according to Wells, such a bomb did not explode, but released enormous energy gradually, turning the place of impact into a raging fiery crater. The half-life of carolinium was 17 days, and all this time the "atomic explosion" continued to act. True, the power of the “explosion” was halved every 17 days, but even when the carolinium completely burned out, this place turned out to be poisoned by “harmful radiation” for a long time.

So airplanes and atomic bombs - that, according to Wells, should eventually destroy the old world and open the way for humanity to create a new one - "liberated"! Well, it is clear that after such landmark discoveries made by science fiction writers at the turn of the 19th and 20th centuries, their new generation had a very difficult time, because they had to come up with something completely new.

To be continued ...
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  1. +8
    15 August 2022 04: 02
    He himself is a science fiction writer, but he called Lenin a Kremlin dreamer ...
    1. +10
      15 August 2022 04: 30
      Quote: Konnick
      Himself a science fiction writer

      Wells was a career British intelligence officer and an outstanding person, the notorious Declaration of the Rights of Man was actually written by him.
      1. +6
        15 August 2022 06: 36
        Wells was a career British intelligence officer

        And he himself fell in love with our intelligence officer, Muru Budberg, to whom Maxim Gorky dedicated Klim Samgin, and Korney Chukovsky named his daughter in her honor.
        1. +16
          15 August 2022 07: 00
          such a weapon as the invisible heat ray invented by Wells will forever remain in the treasury of samples of fantastic weapons as exactly “his” development, and those authors who want to repeat it will have to try very hard to bring something new to its description

          Let the Martians come up with a thermal searchlight, but how to compress this beam to the thickness of a needle could be thought out and implemented by Russian engineers Mantsev and Garin! (well, Alexey Nikolaevich helped them a little)
  2. +10
    15 August 2022 04: 14
    In the "War in the Air" Wells for some reason "ignored" the machine guns already in service with the armies of the world - they are not on German airships and for some reason they are not on American battleships, from where sailors shoot at an air enemy from rifles (sometimes they hit, Interestingly). He did not invent anti-aircraft guns either - armadillos are trying to lift their barrels of medium and anti-mine caliber to the sky ...
    1. 0
      15 August 2022 15: 42
      Yes, not even a machine gun, but at least a canister and rockets ...
  3. +6
    15 August 2022 04: 45
    Wells is a physicist by training, so it is not surprising that he foresees progress in the destruction of each other by Hoposapiens!
    "War in the Air" is one of my favorites. Especially the epilogue is impressive. Everything goes the same way!
  4. +6
    15 August 2022 07: 28
    Was Herbert George Wells alone in his "predictions"?
    And why did he have a negative attitude towards submarines?
  5. +10
    15 August 2022 07: 53
    Yes, garbage, all these "heat rays", here is the BFG-9000 - this is a thing!)))
    Thank you, Vyacheslav Olegovich!
    1. +7
      15 August 2022 08: 40
      She smiled at the door.

      The door opened. The smile fled from her face.

      It was her husband. The silver mask gleamed dully.

      He entered and only for a moment held her gaze. With a sharp movement, he opened the bellows of his weapon, shook out two dead bees, heard how they plopped on the floor, crushed them with his foot and placed the discharged weapon in the corner of the room, and Illa, bending down, unsuccessfully tried to collect the fragments of the broken glass.
      Martian Chronicles
      Bradbury Ray Douglas
      1. +6
        15 August 2022 08: 46
        "In our time, everything is decided by tank wedges and tactical nuclear charges" (C)
        "Brothers and the Ring"
        Goblin
        1. +5
          15 August 2022 08: 59
          It's hard to argue with something like this!
          If there are no tank wedges and nuclear charges for various purposes!
        2. +11
          15 August 2022 09: 35
          "Brothers and the Ring"

          I like this phrase from there. Vital.
          History has become a legend, a legend a farce. And then they made up jokes too.

          In general, I would like to be grateful to the Goblin for this "translation". Without him, I wouldn't have been able to watch this movie...
          1. +10
            15 August 2022 09: 57
            "A long time ago, in a distant galaxy, there was a company Wells & Shpacovski arm's Ltd. They made thermoguns for Martians, and for real boys - generators of non-linearity of space!"
            J. Lucas
        3. +6
          15 August 2022 12: 33
          Tank wedges, in the presence of "Shtuka" and Guderian, resolved all issues even before the advent of tactical nuclear weapons.
          Hello Anton! smile
          "Brothers and the Ring"
          Goblin
          And what is it? I honestly don't know. request
          1. +7
            15 August 2022 12: 38
            And what is it? I honestly don't know.

            The film is in an alternative translation from the Goblin. The picture is from the movie, and as a translation, the Goblin flogs nonsense behind the scenes. I must say it's funny. Without this "translation" I would not have mastered the burden called "The Lord of the Rings".
            1. +6
              15 August 2022 13: 12
              "The Lord of the Rings" would not have mastered.


              And I didn't even try.
    2. +6
      15 August 2022 13: 27
      There are also more effective weapons:
      "They invented the Lepage glue gun, glues a whole flight of planes in the air" (C, "Catch 22")))))
  6. +3
    15 August 2022 08: 39
    Reality showed that Wells' rich imagination was not nearly enough to imagine the complete destruction of the Homo sapiens species, which is now quite possible ..
  7. +5
    15 August 2022 08: 51
    It is noteworthy that in 1926 it was planned to shoot the film War of the Worlds at Paramount Studios, a huge box office success was expected, and it was proposed to give the director's chair to Sergei Eisenstein, but first Eisenstein dropped out of the project, after which the script, which was constantly reworked due to imperfect special effects, was put on the shelf .
    1. +6
      15 August 2022 09: 05
      But after 79 years, this project Paramount was quite successful.
      1. +5
        15 August 2022 09: 47
        It was successful and only, but it was not Eisenstein who shot it.
        1. +11
          15 August 2022 09: 59
          I understand that Spielberg is an unimportant replacement for Eisenstein ...)))
          1. +6
            15 August 2022 10: 16
            Esenstein, by this time, had rested for a long time. I had to limit myself to Spielberg.
    2. +17
      15 August 2022 09: 15
      It is noteworthy that in 1926, the film War of the Worlds was planned to be filmed at Paramount Studios, a huge box office success was expected.

      But the most successful (morally!) "staging" was made by Orson Welles, who read out part of the novel on the radio "a la current news". fellow In a number of cities, when listening, there was a panic. How did they not stuff his face in his face later ...what
      You can add - this is a case of epic trolling. The current bare-assed bloggers are up to Mr. Orson, like walking to the moon. wassat
      1. +6
        15 August 2022 09: 46
        Yes, somehow more about the fact that the director's chair was offered to Eisenstein. The director of "Battleship Potemkin", which went around the world with great success. Yes, and is still considered a film, of all times and peoples.
        1. +8
          15 August 2022 10: 03
          Yes, and is still considered a film, of all times and peoples.

          So yes, it is included in the world list.
          Eisenstein was "lucky" with the ship. The battleships of the Black Sea Fleet (including the legendary "Potemkin"!) At that time already began to saw for scrap, one ("George the Victorious") was taken away by the Whites to Bizerte, one ("Rostislav") was flooded during the Civil War in the Kerch Strait.
          And then in the harbor of Sevastopol they found a rusting, withdrawn from the fleet even before the First World War, the old battleship "The Twelve Apostles". He, after making the necessary props (a semblance of towers was built from barbets), served as a film set.
          1. +6
            15 August 2022 10: 24
            That's right, the film was filmed in 1925. Given that there is still a red flag, they painted it by hand on each frame. Eseinstein didn't have the same opportunities as Spielberg, 78 years later. But in 1926, the project was large-scale, it’s a pity that it didn’t work out. Ezenstein could have shot another world masterpiece. By the way, modern Russian directors are not invited to shoot masterpieces. The level is not the same.
            1. +10
              15 August 2022 10: 40
              Eseinstein didn't have the same opportunities as Spielberg, 78 years later.

              I have my own opinion about the Hollywood "masters". A beautiful picture without a soul. To make money...
              On the other hand, our cinematography has gone down so much that in the absence of Western content, it is just right to close cinemas...
              1. +4
                15 August 2022 10: 52
                You can replace .. South Korean or Indian, Chinese from Hong Kong. But apparently something does not add up. And to shoot, remakes, based on Soviet films, the Russian cinematograph, too, is not particularly successful. Soviet cinema is surprising, based on the same work Treasure Island, three films were shot in different years, but these are not remakes. And as a bonus, an animated film. For 30 years, this could not be done.
                1. +5
                  15 August 2022 12: 38
                  Hey Cornelius!
                  Soviet cinema is surprising, based on the same work Treasure Island, three films were shot in different years, but these are not remakes. And as a bonus, an animated film.

                  Here you are on point! I wonder where everything went, ruined by the banal race for the loot?
                  1. Alf
                    +5
                    15 August 2022 13: 28
                    Quote: Sea Cat
                    I wonder where everything went, ruined by the banal race for the loot?

                    Ruined by the banal lack of talent, both directors, screenwriters and actors.
                    Hello Konstantin!
                    1. +2
                      15 August 2022 13: 56
                      Good afternoon, Vasily!
                      Surely all this is there, only "Talent must be hungry" (c), and when money is on your mind, it's hard to think about something else.
                  2. +8
                    15 August 2022 15: 06
                    Good afternoon! hi
                    ruined the banal race for the dough?
                    The new social system, or rather the "old" one, is the same culture. Look back, to the West, is culture in full swing there? Where is the powerful Italian cinema? French? Alas, everything is under the heel of Hollywood, like the Russian one, but now give us blockbusters, a movie about a war game, where bullets whistle bullets and blood flows like a river and so that popcorn is conveniently swallowed. What a viewer, such a movie. The industry works for the needs of the public. That's why Buzova is in the Moscow Art Theater.
                    1. +3
                      15 August 2022 15: 13
                      That's why Buzova is in the Moscow Art Theater.

                      Do not put pressure on the sore corn. It is a pity sometimes that she was not recognized as a foreign agent. Apparently it didn't work...
                      1. +5
                        15 August 2022 15: 26
                        But you don’t recognize her as an “enemy of the people”, you didn’t dump her from Russia, you didn’t condemn the NWO. Think of talent, no. Do they need, modern Russia, talents? Hello, talents, we are not looking for you. Mediocrity will break through on its own.
                    2. +5
                      15 August 2022 15: 40
                      Yes ... "Even our beloved Moscow Art Theater has become a little parhat ..." (c)
              2. +5
                15 August 2022 12: 07
                Yes, by the way, the ships that were in Bizerte in 1924, under the French-Soviet agreement, were to be transferred to the USSR, not all of them were more or less suitable, but France evaded the implementation of this agreement. She demanded to return the debts, the USSR refused .. to return the debts for the stolen ships.
                1. +5
                  15 August 2022 12: 28
                  She demanded to return the debts, the USSR refused .. to return the debts for the stolen ships.

                  The most valuable thing that was there was the battleship and the Noviki. The rest could have been thrown away anyway.
                  Politics (and benefit to the French) took place, yes. On the other hand, it is hard to imagine what would have happened even if we had brought the battleship back. For example, the Baltic battleship Frunze (formerly Poltava) was never repaired after the Civil War.
                  1. +4
                    15 August 2022 12: 38
                    Politics, politics, but the demand itself, we stole, and you return what you did not take. Moreover, many French loans were invested in railways that were located in Poland and enterprises that were located there.
                    1. +5
                      15 August 2022 12: 41
                      Politics, politics, but the demand itself, we stole, and you return what you did not take.

                      Well, how to say, "stolen" ... The white ships themselves brought. In modern terms - "the French asked to pay the parking lot." request
                      1. +3
                        15 August 2022 12: 58
                        The white ships themselves brought.
                        Well, yes, they took it on receipt, with the obligation to return it back. smile I remember someone profiting from the sale of ships.
                      2. +4
                        15 August 2022 14: 11
                        I remember someone profiting from the sale of ships.

                        Bad business is easy.
                        Well, yes, they took it on receipt, with the obligation to return it back.

                        I remember the "red count" Alexei Ignatiev. He didn’t give a receipt, he simply squeezed the cash register and twisted the white figs on both hands.
                        The dowry of his first wife was the Elizavetino estate - this is between Gatchina and Volosovo. He divorced her during WWI, I think. And she married General Polovtsov Jr.
                        Batya Polovtsova, it must be said, was the founder of the Russian Historical Society, he was friends with Baron Stieglitz. He owned the estate of Rapti, near Luga - "Luga's Versailles". Pikul mentions her twice in his "I have the honor". The estate did not survive the Great Patriotic War - the Germans blew it up in 1944. Only the outbuilding has survived, there is now the administration of the village. Dzerzhinsky. But the house of Polovtsov Sr. stands on Pochtamtskaya Street, not far from Isakiy, and filmmakers systematically hang out near it - apparently, they are filming something.
                        Here is Polovtsov Sr.:


                        So, the first wife of the "red count" went to Polovtsov Jr. And he was, of course, for the whites.
                        And Ignatiev did not deny himself the pleasure in his work "Fifty years in the ranks" a couple of times to throw poop at an ideological enemy. Including, and about lobbying by Polovtsov Jr. fruit water "Kuvaka".
                      3. +6
                        15 August 2022 14: 54
                        I remember the "red count" Alexei Ignatiev. He didn’t give a receipt, he simply squeezed the cash register and twisted the white figs on both hands.
                        Their native bourgeoisie didn’t give money to the whites. Neither Kolchak, nor Yudenich, nor the “darling” Denikin inspire confidence in her. in debt, of course. And the "Red Count" Ignatiev, especially the "walkers" from the Whites, did not inspire confidence from the word at all. And he twisted their figs. But in fact, he could have appropriated it for himself, however ..
                      4. +5
                        15 August 2022 14: 57
                        But in fact, he could appropriate it for himself, however ..

                        For him, the Motherland was more important. Later he was one of the initiators of the re-introduction of shoulder straps in our army and the creation of Suvorov schools. The count is a count, but he was the smartest uncle, and a patriot, what to look for!
                      5. +4
                        15 August 2022 15: 10
                        The count is a count, but he was the smartest uncle, and a patriot, what to look for!
                        That's why he played the figs with whites, figured out what was the point and to whom to give money, and to whom not to give.
                      6. +1
                        15 August 2022 21: 24
                        But in fact, he could appropriate it for himself, however ..
                        And in fact, he appropriated it, transferred it to his personal account. But he did not squander, but after waiting for the moment, he transferred the funds to the USSR. And he lived by breeding champignons. Look, Cornelius, his book "50 years in the ranks", everything is well written there.
                  2. +3
                    15 August 2022 21: 20
                    For example, the Baltic battleship Frunze (formerly Poltava) was never repaired after the Civil War.
                    First, in 1925, it caught fire, and then there was nothing to repair. The remaining three battleships were renamed (October Revolution, Paris Commune, Marat) and brought to mind.
                    1. +2
                      15 August 2022 21: 24
                      The remaining three battleships were renamed (October Revolution, Paris Commune, Marat) and brought to mind.

                      Something like that. And the "Paris Commune" was then transferred to the Black Sea.
              3. Alf
                +4
                15 August 2022 13: 26
                Quote: Pane Kohanku
                On the other hand, our cinematography has gone down so much that in the absence of Western content, it is just right to close cinemas...

                At first, Soviet censorship interfered with our filmmakers, then "the dominance of Hollywood" interfered, today the Dream Factory was covered for us, but for some reason it doesn't work... What's the matter? request
                1. +5
                  15 August 2022 13: 38
                  At first, Soviet censorship interfered with our filmmakers, then "the dominance of Hollywood" interfered,

                  - What prevents a bad dancer?
                  - Slippery floor? Narrow shoes? (s) (m / s "Smeshariki" Disco Dancer)
                  1. +3
                    15 August 2022 14: 53
                    - Slippery floor? Narrow shoes? (s) (m / s "Smeshariki" Disco Dancer)

                    - Bite me bee!
                    1. +2
                      15 August 2022 15: 17
                      By the way, a cool series, a parody of everything you can, especially action movies.
                      1. +2
                        15 August 2022 15: 25
                        By the way, a cool series, a parody of everything you can, especially action movies.

                        For fighters? laughing
                        Their last seasons are also good. Here is the 2020 episode. This is no longer an action movie - fantasy! Yes
                      2. +2
                        15 August 2022 15: 46
                        This is no longer an action movie - fantasy
                        !
                        laughing good
                      3. +3
                        15 August 2022 15: 48
                        This is what I just dug up. Everything you wanted to know about my beloved Pal Petrovich:
                      4. +1
                        16 August 2022 07: 26
                        Hi!
                        Smeshariki well poured in lol
              4. +2
                15 August 2022 14: 18
                The hardest thing was Fantozzi about "recreating" the film "Battleship Kotenkin"!
                Whose copy he and his family destroyed in the most brutal way!
                The second film about the life of a simple Italian Fantozzi.
              5. 0
                15 August 2022 15: 34
                Well, judging by the creativity of Netflix, there is not much left for the Yankees to catch up with us. laughing
  8. +7
    15 August 2022 10: 00
    I remember our science fiction writers - Adamov and Snegov.
    In "The Mystery of Two Oceans" our heroes solved urgent issues of destroying everything and everything with sound, and in "People Like Gods" the author's fantasy went wild - biological rays, gravitational weapons, space annihilators, force fields...
    It's kind of scary to think that such "dreams" can come true.
    Honestly, colleagues, as for me, the Jedi beam sword is just what you need. Now, if humanity limited itself to inventing ways to destroy its neighbor with such a thing ... Eh ...
    World War II with no firearms, with only beam swords on the ground in the sky and the sea... That would be cool... smile
    1. +8
      15 August 2022 10: 06
      World War II with no firearms, with only beam swords on the ground in the sky and the sea...

      "Heroes of might and magic" is obtained, Michael. Without firearms, but with dragons and fireballs. laughing
      1. +5
        15 August 2022 10: 22
        No fireballs. stop
        The only weapon is a beam sword, no ranged combat. Eye to eye at arm's length. The only way! laughing
        1. +5
          15 August 2022 10: 50
          Eye to eye at arm's length. The only way!

          Well, that's not interesting. what If only they added a battle cry, or something. For the birth of Dzhigurda-Ulfrik, we will make up Anton - we will fasten the beard and sidelocks. He already has a loud voice, but it will be completely "loud". fellow
          1. +4
            15 August 2022 11: 31
            Of course, we leave the battle cry, battle diarrhea and battle fly agarics. No objections. laughing
            1. +3
              15 August 2022 15: 02
              Of course, we leave the battle cry, battle diarrhea and battle fly agarics.

              I offered only a battle cry for Anton... what Combat diarrhea after combat fly agarics - do we also leave him? belay
              1. +2
                15 August 2022 16: 22
                Fighting diarrhea after fighting fly agarics
                1. 0
                  15 August 2022 17: 40
                  Fighting diarrhea after fighting fly agarics

                  Bring you, my friend, Brueghel to delirium! laughing
                  1. +2
                    15 August 2022 20: 31
                    Even with a dirty aphedron, I am ready to go out with swords against you, Herr Hauptmann! Set a time and place?
                    1. +2
                      15 August 2022 21: 09
                      Even with a dirty aphedron, I am ready to go out with swords against you, Herr Hauptmann! Set a time and place?

                      Place and time... what Well, this, sir, is a hell of a lot to think about. request The main thing is that at the very time when I come to this very place (let it be a dense forest), you would already be there, moreover, you would be naked, drunk and bound ... what And what? It is also necessary to duel in a smart way, in a stupid way only Alexander "our everything" Sergeevich sent out challenges to anyone! stop Need to understand! Yes drinks
                      1. +2
                        15 August 2022 21: 42
                        Think quickly, Herr Hauptmann, for the time is short, and what if I suddenly die, with whom will you fight? With my brother? I warn you, he deserves the name I gave him at birth.
          2. +3
            15 August 2022 11: 51
            we will make up Anton - we will fasten the beard and sidelocks.
            "Clouds go crooked over Sinai,
            The edge of harsh silence is embraced
            Forty miles from Tel Aviv.,
            Homeland sentinels stand "(C)
            1. +3
              15 August 2022 12: 41
              "The sky is blue over Beijing,
              Along the stands, the leaders are slanting,
              So much like Russia
              But still not Russia "(c) request
        2. +6
          15 August 2022 11: 04
          Quote: Trilobite Master
          The only weapon is a beam sword, no ranged combat. Eye to eye at arm's length. The only way! laughing

          But don't underestimate people. First they will make a beam dart, then a beam bow, and then it’s not far to the beam gun. smile
          1. +5
            15 August 2022 11: 07
            But don't underestimate people. First they will make a beam dart, then a beam bow, and then it’s not far to the beam gun.

            ... ray peaks, then they will learn how to build a third ...
            1. +2
              15 August 2022 11: 56
              then they will learn how to build a third ...
              Radiation?
              1. +5
                15 August 2022 12: 05
                Radiation?

                Naturally! From beam peaks. Particularly gifted and exalted Jedi will be armed with ray zweihenders and psionic "three-quarter" armor in order to break into the formation of enemy beam lances and break through it! fellow
                Already "Starcraft" is obtained ... what En taro Adun! For our Aiur! angry

          2. +5
            15 August 2022 11: 30
            Well, how can I underestimate people if I know what they have already figured out before they invented beam swords ...
            Evil people have gathered here in VO. As soon as I dreamed, they immediately pounced ... Now Uncle Kostya will come and tell me here everything he thinks about a person who thinks the world without firearms is better ... laughing
            And I'll say this: from remote weapons, I recognize only battle cats that are thrown at enemies.
            Imagine, each soldier on his belt, in addition to the ray sword, hangs from the heels of live cats, which he can, if necessary, remove, spin by the tail and throw at the enemy. This is going to be a fight! Class! laughing
            1. +6
              15 August 2022 11: 47
              I just dreamed a little

              Good word. I'll write it down. laughing
              Now Uncle Kostya will come and tell me here everything that he thinks about a man who thinks the world without firearms is better ...

              You just need to show him the drawings of Boris Vallejo, and he will understand that charming girls with cold weapons are no worse than with firearms. fellow

              Imagine, each soldier on his belt, in addition to the ray sword, hangs from the heels of live cats, which he can, if necessary, remove, spin by the tail and throw at the enemy. This is going to be a fight! Class!

              Yes, I saw something like that in The Sipsons... wink
              1. +4
                15 August 2022 12: 24
                that seductive girls with edged weapons are no worse than with firearms.

                You just didn’t understand, melee weapons here are just a decorative element, and the girls themselves are the latest development of venereal-biological weapons, and therefore firearms are not included in their equipment. laughing
                1. +3
                  15 August 2022 12: 33
                  You just don't understand, melee weapons are just a decorative element here.

                  I understood a long time ago, but you took it, and you revealed the whole secret. laughing Hi Uncle Kostya!
                  and the girls themselves are the latest development of venereal-biological weapons

                  Well, you know better, I had no thoughts. belay Thank God, you are not allowed to invent new types of weapons... stop I admire your ingenuity.. belay you would have poisoned all the enemies with a gonorrhea to death and a bloody drista through specially trained .. mmm ... undercover employees. wassat
                  1. +4
                    15 August 2022 13: 11
                    you would have poisoned all the enemies with gonorrhea to death and a bloody drista through specially trained.. mmm... undercover employees. wassat

                    Kolya, I served in the tank, and did not work in the "Office". negative
                    1. +5
                      15 August 2022 13: 57
                      Kolya, I served in the tank,
                      "They were smashed, the song is the guarantee,
                      Unbreakable by its codlo
                      Three dentists, three funny friends,
                      Solomon, Abram and Moses! "(C)
                      1. +4
                        15 August 2022 14: 19
                        This is for Albert. laughing

                        It was easier for us. drinks

                        "The armor is strong and our tanks are fast,
                        Although drunken tankers are sitting in them" wink
                      2. +2
                        15 August 2022 14: 53
                        Al urgently served in units similar to our VVs.
                      3. +3
                        15 August 2022 15: 38
                        I know, but he knows their tankers better.

                2. Alf
                  +5
                  15 August 2022 13: 31
                  Quote: Sea Cat
                  Therefore, the firearms are not included in their equipment.

                  Yes, their equipment and clothes are not included ...
                  1. +4
                    15 August 2022 13: 52
                    So superfluous all these accessories. laughing
                    1. Alf
                      +4
                      15 August 2022 13: 59
                      Quote: Sea Cat
                      So superfluous all these accessories. laughing

                      Clothes at that great time were sewn by hand, and this is an exclusive design and individual tailoring, and all this is very expensive... laughing
              2. +4
                15 August 2022 18: 20
                What's the point of being yourself
                Knowing no shame
                When fifteen women
                They frolic at the pond;
                naked trains,
                Empty cities
                Those who have come, alas,
                Fallen forever.

                What's the point of being you
                shameless star,
                When fifteen women
                Rush off to nowhere;
                alien beard,
                hot water,
                Coming, alas,
                Fallen forever.

                What's the point of being in you
                hot water,
                When fifteen women
                Will return forever;
                alien beard,
                cruel horde,
                Coming, alas;
                Coming, alas.

                What's the point of just being
                cruel horde,
                And the women by the pond
                Know no shame;
                Empty trains
                naked cities,
                Those who have come, alas,
                Fallen forever.
                A. Gunitsky laughing
                1. +2
                  15 August 2022 21: 06
                  What's the point of just being
                  brutal horde

                  Grass on the firewood, lads on the grass. Laughed! laughing
            2. +3
              15 August 2022 11: 59
              Now Uncle Kostya will come and tell me everything he thinks about a man who thinks the world without firearms is better... laughing
              And I'll say this: from remote weapons, I recognize only battle cats that are thrown at enemies.
              Imagine, each soldier on his belt, in addition to the ray sword, hangs from the heels of live cats, which he can, if necessary, remove, spin by the tail and throw at the enemy. This is going to be a fight! Class!

              "Never before has Stirlitz been so close to failure .... "(C)
              1. +3
                15 August 2022 14: 23
                "Never before has Stirlitz been so close to failure .... "(C)


                Already. am
            3. +5
              15 August 2022 12: 20
              Hi Michael! smile
              spin by the tail and throw at the enemy. This is going to be a fight! Class! laughing

              I’m not a sadist, but still I would look with interest what will happen to someone who tries to just grab my cat by the tail, not to mention trying to “unwind” him, I think this comrade will never need the services of an ophthalmologist, because as there will be nothing to bud. laughing

              1. +6
                15 August 2022 12: 56
                In the chronicles of Monoxyl of Zakritsky (XYI century BC) there is such a message:
                Οι αρχαίοι Σλάβοι χρησιμοποιούσαν από καιρό γάτες που πολεμούσαν στον πόλεμο. vrezhsky και παρακολουθούσαν χαρνα ς οι άτυχοι Ρωμαίοι προσπαθούσαν να διατηρήσουν την μαχητική τους ικανότητα. Μετά τη νίκη που επιτεύχθηκε με τόσο βάρβαρο τρόπο, οι Σλάβοι έθαψαν τις πεσμένετιτα σιτρΉα ?? ις της εκπαίδευσης του μπέη αυτών των ήδη μοχθηρών ζώων.

                I'm not sure, but I think it's about cats. smile
                1. +6
                  15 August 2022 13: 00
                  Well, if you also translate at the same time, it will be just wonderful. smile
                2. +5
                  15 August 2022 13: 13
                  Google translate gives this result:
                  The ancient Slavs used fighting cats in war for a long time. Spinning them from the tail, they threw them into the vrezh formation and watched with glee as the unlucky Romans tried to maintain their combat capability. After the victory achieved in such a barbarous way, the Slavs buried the fallen cats with military honors, and the survivors later dressed the ears of the defeated in order to continue the tradition of bey training of these already vicious animals.

                  laughing wassat
                  1. +3
                    15 August 2022 14: 17
                    The ancient Slavs used fighting cats in war for a long time.

                    Translation must be accurate. And it turned out like that "shield on the gates of Constantinople."
                    And Oleg smeared his shield on the gates of Constantinople, and threw his shield at the boyars and the Byzantine governor ... wassat
                  2. +3
                    15 August 2022 14: 39
                    Rare crap, just surprising. request
                    1. +5
                      15 August 2022 15: 15
                      Quote: Sea Cat
                      Rare crap, just surprising. request

                      Well, excuse me, Uncle Kostya. smile hi
                      For ten minutes, I couldn't think of anything better. I quickly sketched out the text, translated it into Greek on Google and posted it here. Then he translated it back into Russian and posted it here again. smile
                      What happened to the atmosphere? laughing
                      1. +1
                        15 August 2022 15: 42
                        If it were not for cats by the tail, then there would be no objections. And somehow, not so much. But the translation idea is good, I mean it. drinks
                      2. +3
                        15 August 2022 16: 22
                        What happened to the atmosphere?

                        You definitely won't be without a job. Settle into Panorama. Your style is good, your imagination is raging, you write quickly - what else is needed to write good news, Mikhail?
              2. +4
                15 August 2022 14: 25
                Helmet with bulletproof glass visor and ...
                But if your Fighting Cat has claws made from top-secret material...
                Then yes... crying
                1. +3
                  15 August 2022 14: 38
                  The devil knows what his claws are made of, but since he appeared with us, the dogs no longer enter our garden, in winter you can especially clearly see, in the footsteps. smile
                  1. +4
                    15 August 2022 14: 50
                    Alien Intruder!
                    To the clinic for experiments!
                    And then clone through the Sea-Okiyan. Take over the New World...
                    1. +5
                      15 August 2022 15: 27
                      I'll give those "for experiments", I found, you know, Sharik in a cat's guise! am

          3. +5
            15 August 2022 11: 30
            Quote: Alexey RA
            Quote: Trilobite Master
            The only weapon is a beam sword, no ranged combat. Eye to eye at arm's length. The only way! laughing

            But don't underestimate people. First they will make a beam dart, then a beam bow, and then it’s not far to the beam gun. smile

            But, according to the laws of the genre, everything will be decided by the beam brass knuckles. :)
      2. +3
        15 August 2022 10: 26
        Someone on dragons, and someone on moose and bears...
        With plasma "mosquitoes" and ultrasonic PCA.
        1. +3
          15 August 2022 11: 05
          Someone on dragons, and someone on moose and bears...
          On dogs and deer.
    2. +5
      15 August 2022 11: 01
      Quote: Trilobite Master
      Honestly, colleagues, as for me, the Jedi beam sword is just what you need. Now, if humanity limited itself to inventing ways to destroy its neighbor with such a thing ... Eh ...

      A graceful weapon for a more civilized age. ©
    3. Alf
      +4
      15 August 2022 13: 30
      Quote: Trilobite Master
      World War II with no firearms, with only beam swords on the ground in the sky and the sea... That would be cool...

      China and India would have won, there are peoples to hell and life is not valued.
      China fought for 13 years, but the people there did not decrease.
  9. +2
    15 August 2022 10: 37
    Quote: hohol95
    And why did he have a negative attitude towards submarines?

    Because there was an opinion that the submarine is the weapon of the poor. In addition, in all the headquarters of the fleet it was believed that the submarine was defeated as a type of naval weapon ...
  10. +2
    15 August 2022 11: 19
    All creative people are like junkies.
  11. 0
    15 August 2022 15: 24
    Firstly: tanks were described by Leonardo da Vinci ... and airships were also described by Jules Verne before.
    1. +1
      21 August 2022 11: 18
      "Robur the Conqueror" the first helicopters in the description of Jules Verne) differed from the Leonardo project only in the power plant)
      1. 0
        21 August 2022 11: 40
        Quote from Ulrich.
        "Robur the Conqueror" the first helicopters in the description of Jules Verne) differed from the Leonardo project only in the power plant)

        drinks Thanks, I can't remember everything.
  12. +2
    15 August 2022 16: 53
    I read Wells as a child, and he left an impression on me as a very unusual, original science fiction writer.
    The variety is amazing.
    Okay, there are Martians, but here's a time machine ... Or there, Dr. Moreau with his island.
    A very unconventional writer, who himself set the whole direction of science fiction.
    And as for weapons - here, of course, there is a clear competition with Jules Verne ... There was such a time, the end of physics, the scientific and technological revolution - the science fiction writer had to get ahead of all this in his flight of thoughts.
    What he did.
  13. 0
    16 August 2022 00: 56
    Ahh, Wells .. lively mind, lively imagination) He was a good writer, Thank you for writing about him, Vyacheslav! And what kind of "Time Machine" did he write .. Eloths and Morlocks, in some way it reminds today's world, with its rigid division into pampered inhabitants of developed countries and greedy, ready to step on their heads aliens from third world countries.
    "War of the Worlds" was an absolutely unique book - for the 19th century to imagine a civilization beyond human capabilities (heat rays, space flight, combat gases) - you had to try very hard and have an absolutely extraordinary mind. Recall the same "From the Cannon to the Moon" by J. Verne - how much more modest (although the book was written much earlier) there is precisely a flight of fancy ..
  14. BAI
    +1
    16 August 2022 12: 59
    On account of nuclear weapons, Wells was not the first.
    "A shining ball of fire that kills all life with its light"
    As they say, find 10 differences from a high-altitude nuclear explosion.
    And the description is given either in the Mahabharatra, or in the Bhagovat Gita (I don’t remember what exactly I read). These books are thousands of years old
  15. +2
    16 August 2022 15: 55
    It is a little strange to hear phrases about some writers "foresight" of the future in the context of technologies that were already being developed by the time of the author's life. those. the authors did not invent the technology, but simply described the world in which this technology is already being used. For example, tanks, every European nation believes that it was their representative who invented the tank. And this idea is not far from the truth, projects of a self-propelled closed protected platform (sometimes with weapons) have existed for a VERY long time. And the vast majority of these projects can be safely called the first tank projects. Even Leonardo da Vinci's famous turtle project. It’s just that before WWI, no one made tanks due to the fact that there was no need for them !!! The tanks of that time (as well as the first ones embodied in metal) moved at the speed of walking. And the range of the course itself was low, a couple of tens of kilometers, no more. So, BEFORE WWI, everyone wondered - why the hell are we such a slow and clumsy thing if we have fast and mobile cavalry.
    If in the WWI there had not been a positional blunt caused by the saturation of the armies with heavy machine guns and heavy artillery, then the tanks would not have had to be assembled. even the Anglo-Boer War, which was before WWI and before the Russian-Japanese, showing the increased role of machine guns and artillery, has not yet encountered a positional dead end. Because in the war with the Boers, the fighting moved along the railways, and therefore the war remained maneuverable.

    The same Herbert Wells considered Lenin to be a "Kremlin dreamer" for mass electrification, for a reason - Wells (like many non-socialists of that time) sincerely did not understand the FEASIBILITY of mass electrification. That is why he believed that the plan was utopian and useless. Only AFTER electrification it became clear what it is:
    a) Possibly
    b) Useful
  16. +1
    16 August 2022 23: 45
    [quote = Konnick] A science fiction writer himself, but he called Lenin a Kremlin dreamer ... [/ quote]
    He just saw, shaking in a cold car along the broken railway tracks from St. Petersburg
    to Moscow "Russia in the Mist".
    Note to the author of the article. No mention is made of Mr. Parham's Autocracy from 1930.
    year of writing. There are chemical weapons (gases and still not invented anti-gases).
    There he also predicted fascism, according to the preface of the Soviet edition.
    Wells predicted biological warfare - the death of Martians at a combat post in their
    tripods in "War of the Worlds".
    [quote = Moore] armadillos are trying to lift medium and anti-mine caliber barrels to the sky ... [/ quote]
    Universal-caliber guns on "Valient" after modernization with an elevation angle
    around 80 degrees?
    [quote = 3x3zsave] "In our time, everything is decided by tank wedges and tactical nuclear charges" (C) "The Brotherhood and the Ring" Goblin [/ quote]
    And the Rohan cavalry. And hobbits.
    [quote = Pane Kohanku] The film is in an alternative translation from the Goblin. [/quote].
    I was there from the echo of the races under "Rammstein" neighing.
    [quote = Sea Cat] where did everything go, did the banal race for the dough ruin it? [/ quote]
    "It was in that very fact where old man Pew lost his portholes." " Treasure Island". R.L. Stevenson.
    [quote = Panya Kohanku] "the French asked to pay for the parking lot." [/quote]
    And we asked to pay a penalty for breaking the contract. as with the Mistrals. [quote = Pane Kokhanku] squeezed the cash register, [/ quote]
    Having squeezed the cash register for everyone until 1937, he grew champignons for sale
    in Paris for sale and their own subsistence. [quote=3x3zsave] .
    [quote = 3x3zsave] Clouds go crooked over Sinai,
    The edge of harsh silence is embraced
    Forty miles from Tel Aviv.,
    Watch homeland stands "(C) [/ quote]
    "Maybe we offended someone in vain,
    dropping a hundred extra megatons,
    but it's nice to see how the earth burns,
    where the Pentagon used to be.
    [quote = hohol95] Fighting Cat [/ quote]
    "Fighting Cat of the Duke of Alai, a combat unit in itself."
    "Guy from the underworld", Strugatsky.
    Thanks to all . He smiled a little through his gray mustache.
  17. 0
    21 August 2022 11: 07
    It is always interesting to read that science fiction people predicted something) all their predictions were based on communication with scientists, ongoing research and development.
  18. 0
    19 September 2022 03: 26
    Well, let's say the first (registered) idea of ​​a tank in the modern sense was proposed by Leonardo Davinci. He, in turn, relied on the experience of medieval siege and assault vehicles. Archimedes suggested using concentrated thermal radiation with the help of mirrors. there is little mistrust. There is a video on YouTube how a comrade welds two bolts with the help of one parabolic mirror D1,5 m. Humanity has been using chemical weapons, like biological weapons, in wars since the very concept of war arose. I wouldn't call him a visionary.