Results of the week. "I have a thought, and I think it"
Part I. "It is necessary to slow down the legs, not the head!"
9 days in May, or the Ministry of Leisure
After the Minister of Labor of the Russian Federation Maxim Topilin was attacked with presidential anger about “doing nothing” (in terms of the Labor Ministry’s contribution to the implementation of the promises of the 7 sample of power on May 2012), Mr. Topilin decided to urgently distinguish himself - so to speak, take the path of understanding and redemption. At the same time, in order to atone for his guilt in full, the Ministry of Labor decided to go through the people. How else? It turned out that the Ministry of Labor found the root of evil, which prevented this ministry from finding the right approaches to its own work. The fact is that in Russia, you see, there are just a few days off, and the partners offer an urgent fix to Maxim Topilin.
In order to appease the average Russian, it was proposed not only to leave winter holidays alone in the amount of the previous 10 days (from December 30 to January 8), but also to please us with 9 whole days off days in May. The concept of “9 days” does not bother the Ministry at all, and therefore it is proposed to give everyone a rest on May Day for the whole 5 days, plus on Victory Day - another 4 of long May days. Simply, as it turned out, we are even behind some countries in terms of weekends and holidays. And this gap needs to be urgently fixed by the whole world. And about how we can catch up and distill under someone’s sensitive guidance - to tell too much, because we don’t feed us with bread, but let us catch up with the damned rotting West.
It is, of course, the aspirations of the Ministry of Labor are clear: people need to rest. In winter, skates and skis, intimate conversations with Santa Claus and Snow Maiden, rubbing with snow and non-stop carols, well, the Russians will not drink vodka 10 days, in fact, in the spring - the only country holiday option for the whole country: disembarkation radishes, potato festivals, gatherings at flower beds, palisades ennobled and other traditionally Russian amusements.
True, the whole question is, and who, in fact, will walk these 10 + 9 days? Obviously not military personnel, not workers of medical institutions, not representatives of business, not police officers, stations, airports, subways, not drivers of public transport, not the media, not farmers (in May, at least), not meteorologists. Even school teachers in the same May, especially not rest - EGE on the nose ... In general, these "not" can be listed for a very long time. But then who will kiss with the Snow Maidens in December-January and plant potatoes and onions with caring hands in May? Retired? So they seem to be so well deserved rest.
It turns out that we are getting closer and closer to the main characters of this great holiday - our dear and beloved officials. Of course, to whom, if not to ministers with deputies, to rest in the country and engage in planting crops! They, my dear ones, should definitely take a break from overworking, recuperate, so that in a month or so, they will again go on great vacations ... Just not the Ministry of Labor, but the Ministry of Leisure some kind ... In this connection, the famous slogan of the Soviet era, apparently will now look like this: “Peace! Relaxation! May!"
Rainbow Warrior
While in the old Europe, the active propaganda of families with two dads or two or even three mothers continues, in Russia there is an implacable war with vice. It would seem that the bad thing is that people are trying to resist the spread in the country of homosexuality and other manifestations of non-traditional relations between separate individuals? Yes, indeed, at first glance - nothing. But only sometimes the fighting of this war resembles either a clowning with obvious attempts to attract attention from individuals, or live broadcasts from the office of psychiatrists.
For the weeks came newsconcerning how excessively vigilant comrades saw on the packaging of dairy products of one company known in Russia, the symbols promoting homosexuality. After the appearance of the first publications in the press on this topic, public interest in the products even increased. People with their peculiar curiosity decided to see what is gay is depicted on milk packets: perhaps two unnecessarily cheerful milkmen, or several thrush at once ... But people twisted the boxes and did not find anything wrong. Then the “especially knowledgeable” people explained: the symbol of the so-called LGBT community is a rainbow ... M-yes ...
It was her propaganda of same-sex love that Mr. Anatoly Artyukh singled out, which, apparently, with the appearance of the usual rainbow in the sky urgently draws the curtains tightly and hides under a blanket so as not to become a victim of vice. Mr. Artyukh is an activist of the People’s Cathedral organization. Apparently, this organization has serious problems with work, and therefore its employees themselves find reasons to distinguish themselves in the “people's conciliar” field.
The situation around the rainbow on packages of dairy products resembles an old joke.
A man comes to a psychiatrist.
- Doctor, I see gay men everywhere. Wherever I look - everywhere alone gay.
- So, so interesting. I'll show you some pictures, and you will tell what you see on them.
Pulls out from under the table "Hunters on a halt."
- What do you see here?
- Gay!
- How - gay?
- Why are three other men so close to each other sat down!
A psychiatrist pulls out a sheet that shows a black square.
- And then what do you see?
- Again gay!
- But why?!
- So they turned off the light to do their dirty work!
- Yes, sir, hard case. And I, well, come, also gay?
- Naturally!
- Почему?
- Well, where do you get these pictures from?
Apparently, Mr. Artyukh urgently needs to be given appropriate psychological assistance, and then the hour is gone, he will go to blue spruces with a chainsaw, and the staff of health resorts “Blue Dali” may also not be happy ...
Come on the throat of his own song
As you know, meteorological services do not always differ in the accuracy of their forecasts. But now many Russians have a new option for determining the temperature conditions outside the window. However, only those who live near the military unit will have this opportunity. It will be possible to determine the temperature in the following way: if “Soldier has a day off!” Or “Katyusha” is heard from the ground, then overboard from –5 Celsius and above, if soldiers gloomily cut squares on the parade and are silent, blowing steam from their nostrils, then , you need to warm yourself - the temperature dropped below minus five.
The command of the Central Military District took care of the prohibition of the soldiers to perform martial songs already in five-degree frost. The care is obvious ... Only those who did military service a little earlier remember perfectly well that singing was forbidden at temperatures below –20 Celsius, and in some places these bans were generally spat from the high bell tower and roared “Unbeatable and legendary” even at minus 30 .
But now the army is different, the laws are different, the commanders have become an order of magnitude more caring, and therefore, perhaps, a new order will soon appear: if the temperature is just below zero, then it’s not like singing at a drill review, and you can’t even fight. If –5, then now “hurray!” At the moment of the attack you will not shout plenty ...
So: the soldier sat down with a submachine gun in the trench, shoots at the enemy designated by the commander, and mows his eye on a personal thermometer. As soon as the bar goes under zero, then all - goodbye weapon! Automatic behind his back, hands in his pockets and - get out of the trench. The main thing is that the adversary adheres to the same rules, but God forbid, he has warm underpants and a woolen scarf: he will take it and he will continue the war ...
Vano helps the chef
After a hot scandal involving torture of prisoners in Georgian prisons, official Tbilisi declared that all these video footage were provocations of oppositionists. Like, it was all directed by a supporter of the main opponent of the current authorities, Ivanishvili, or the staff of the Georgian prisons came under his own pressure. In order to somehow rehabilitate themselves on the eve of the parliamentary elections scheduled for the first day of October, the current Georgian authorities decided to strike back at the opposition.
In particular, the Prime Minister of Georgia Mr. Merabishvili accused the opposition forces that they are fighting for ... joining Russia. And today in Georgia, which seeks by all means to please the West and find itself in the strong arms of NATO, such an accusation is akin to the most important and most important state treason. Vano Merabishvili said that politicians who advocate for Georgia’s accession to Russia are fundamentally wrong, since after such a union Georgia will become a poor Russian province.
Naturally, such words made many Georgian citizens loyal to Mikhail Saakashvili shake their clenched fists towards the opposition, shout that they are preparing a new round of the Russian occupation of Georgia and everything in this spirit. However, it later turned out that none of the Georgian opposition members spoke about joining Russia. It was about normalizing relations and building partnerships with the Russian Federation, which was once buried by Mikhail Saakashvili’s “brilliant” idea to launch military operations against South Ossetia and Russian peacekeepers. Apparently, for the current Georgian authorities, the words “normalization of relations” are equated to “unification”. And if so, then we can assume that Georgia has long been among the American territories, because Saakashvili climbs out of the skin in this direction in order to “normalize” everything ...
It turns out that Mr. Merabishvili is not alien to the methods of information warfare, which is often based on classical disinformation. However, Vano Merabishvili, apparently, is not aware that such tricks can often play against the one who decided to use them.
In general, the first of October is not far off, which means that the war for the Georgian voter will only be heating up. Already, Bidzina Ivanishvili declares that Saakashvili may well go on falsification. Maybe they send humanitarian aid in the form of our Churov in a balloon? ..
- Are you against? - He does not mind!
Lukashenko CIKED Opposition
In the meantime, Georgia, successfully otdemokratizirovannaya in due time, is only preparing for parliamentary elections, in Belarus its results have already been summed up. Alexander Lukashenko declared that the elections were held “so democratic that the mosquito doesn’t undermine the nose”. But, as they say, it is a mosquito, and then the OSCE ... This organization has long been distinguished by great love for the Belarusian authorities, and, admittedly, Alexander Grigorievich responds with a rare reciprocity. Alexander Lukashenko himself, commenting on the words that the elections in Belarus were boring, says that it is boring elections that are happiness for the authorities and the people.
Naturally, OSCE representatives do not share the ideas of the Belarusian leader, led by a political force that won a convincing victory in the parliamentary elections. The words of the OSCE delegation that the elections in the Republic of Belarus were neither free nor democratic looked like they were recorded before the elections themselves: you know how a broken record gives a crackling and hissing sound - something like the OSCE. Well, what else could you expect from this organization? Has anyone thought that some strange gentlemen will come in coats from Europe and say, “Oh! I! I! Vyibory proshlya just felicino! I! I! Eat and tell fsse! "Naive ...
This organization, like the Belarusian CEC, also wants to eat, they also have children, and therefore the elections in Belarus took place. The Old Man and the Central Election Commission considered this the OSCE - that’s, everyone remained unconvinced, in general, everything is as it should be in the normal modern world, where multipolarity, although slightly undeformed, is present ... If you also keep your “marshland” from “control walks “Then in general the victory will be complete. And how to keep them, Alexander Grigorievich knows us better. Here Udaltsov with Navalny would not even reach the fountain ...
Brothel and funeral home - the best Greek investment companies
Lately, millions of pages have been written about the crisis in the eurozone. It would seem that the million first page is useless here, but ... During the week, a remarkable message came from Greece, where they are trying to find ways out of the crisis, which paralyzed literally all walks of life of the average Greeks. The report informed how the Greeks decided to attract investment in the development of a certain kind of programs.
After it turned out that the economic crisis hit in Hellas, including sports, the owners of football clubs decided that they needed to ask money from banks and energy companies (they would refuse anyway), but from other institutions. And, I must say, such institutions, which at all times were distinguished by increased profitability, were quickly found. They were the funeral home and brothels. But indeed, investors are more than suitable - a penny (more precisely, a Eurocent) will always be superfluous, because the number of people wishing to use the “strawberry” in Greece does not decrease even in connection with the crisis. And about an organization that helps to move adequately into another world, and there’s no need to say: the Greeks, presumably, are also mortal ...
So, now on the T-shirts of the two Greek football teams "flaunts" a very original advertisement. Black T-shirts with huge crosses and the name of the local funeral home are sewn for players from the Paleopirgo club, and players from the team of the city of Larissa will have a sparkle on the chest (and it could have been in another place) ... brothel emblems.
It is not clear yet, perhaps, the players of the Greek clubs now will receive salary in kind: someone with coffins, and someone ... well, you know.
Part II. Praise nonsense
And Baba Yaga - against!
The HRO adopted a Russian draft resolution on human rights, but America and the European Union did not approve it
This week, the UN Human Rights Council adopted the Russian draft resolution “Promoting human rights and fundamental freedoms thanks to a deeper understanding of the traditional values of humanity”. The co-authors of the document include more than sixty countries, including whole groups of them: the Organization of Islamic Cooperation and the League of Arab States.
In addition to the supporters of the resolution, the opponents also came to the vote.
No need to be a rocket scientist to guess who voted against the "traditional values of humanity."
As those who do not approve of those, were the EU countries and the United States. Moscow is already expressed regretthat America and the EU did not support the decision of the HRC on a resolution that was adopted by an absolute majority.
What is so seditious found Western assessors in the Russian humanitarian doctrine? Indeed, the resolution merely declared an understanding and respect for traditional values, contributing to the promotion and protection of human rights and its fundamental freedoms. In those who approve these values, were listed family, society and educational institutions. Finally, states were called upon to strengthen the role of the family, society and educational institutions.
Как noted at the Foreign Ministry of the Russian Federation, "despite the position of Russia open to dialogue and cooperation, taking into account the constructive proposals of a number of states, the United States and the European Union voted against the project." The ministry stressed: "The negative position of these countries, their unwillingness to work on the text and the contrived arguments against the draft resolution are regrettable."
It is clear why the EU and the States voted against a doctrine built on traditional value approaches. Western gentlemen under the "rights" and "freedoms" do not understand what Russia promotes on the international market values. If in Moscow, despite the efforts of world human rights defenders, juvenile lawyers, humanitarian, HIV-defense, children's, disability and forest protection organizations, the traditional family is still appreciated, then somewhere in London or Washington the interests of minorities "who want to feel the same people, with the same rights as those who believe that the family is a husband, a wife and children, and not two or three, excuse me, queers, literally engaged in platonic love (Plato loved men).
In Britain, foreign children, including Russians, who have come to the country to study, often fall into the distribution of homosexual families, where they can be taught both “tolerance” and “unconventional values”. Gay parades in London celebrated the fortieth anniversary this year, and on July 6 a rainbow flag was hoisted over the British Cabinet secretariat. Vice Prime Minister Nick Clegg, one of the supporters of homoparades in London, thus supported the British and international sexual minorities. A little more - and unconventional couples in Britain will triumph: in a couple of years, then-local ministers promise to equalize gays with heterosexual couples.
As for America, which is ahead of the rest, then President Barack Obama publicly endorsed same-sex marriages. In America, in many states, lesbians and homosexuals quite legally sign up in registry offices, and even get married in churches. In mid-June, same-sex Love Day was held throughout America, and in late June, the Pentagon held the first stories This harsh office event in honor of homosexual soldiers, where Barack Obama and Defense Minister Leon Panetta celebrated with speeches. And in the CIA, gay holidays are held on a regular basis, so the military used to be jealous of secret agents.
That is why the United States and the EU countries opposed the “traditional values of humanity.” Washington and Brussels are homosexuals who say no to heterosexuals.
These brave FBI agents
Remote investigation
The agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation were ordered to go to Libya (specifically to Benghazi) and investigate the mysterious case of the murder of Ambassador Christopher Stevens and three more employees of the consulate general. The FBI servicemen raised their hands to their bare heads and cried out: “Yes, Mr. General!”, But then they lowered their hands and generally lowered their eyes, looking at the toes of the polished shoes, or the reflection of their sad faces in the polished floor dressing.
- What the garbage, brothers? - asked fighters general Efbeerovsky.
“No, no, Mr. General, we will not go to Benghazi,” one of the potential meritors said timidly, without raising his head. - This, that ... in Libya, so be it, let's go, but somewhere in Tripoli. And in Benghazi - no, no. There our kill.
The general sent agents to the guardhouse and called others. Those five minutes later, too, received a ticket to the "lip". Making sure that none of the agents who know their rights very well - namely: no general has the right to send a fighter to death without prior consent of the fighter - is not going to fly to Benghazi, the general called the first to refuse, wrote them a prize, gave them a medal and add. insurance and ordered to fly to Tripoli.
In addition to the apartment "suite" and, as usual, two dozen girls in the rooms, the fearless FBI agents uttered the working conditions: for nothing do not visit the city of Benghazi, that is, the scene of the incident, not to invite Libyan witnesses to the American embassy in Tripoli (all of a sudden the witnesses will come with arms and finish this embassy), and the interrogations are not conducted at the embassy (the embassies cause a special phobia for Americans now), and in a number of parked cars, where there will be one person being interrogated and many interrogators. This is also to ensure that the Libyan in the cramped situation was inconvenient to pull out a grenade launcher.
If in addition to note that the Libyans do not want to tell American agents, then we can summarize: the investigation is on the right track.
Dumb and Dumber
"Ninety percent" Carlyle and Spencer
British Prime Minister David Cameron the other day had to answer simple questions from the American TV presenter David Letterman. Last asked the first is about who wrote the patriotic song “Rule, Britain, by the seas!” and what the “Magna Carta” is.
Mr. Cameron studied at prestigious educational institutions: Eton and Oxford. However, he did not know who wrote the patriotic song. This man also failed to translate into English “magna carta” (“Great Charter”). Unable to cope with the dough, Cameron said: “You caught me! Now my career is over. ”
However, next to Bush Jr., who could not show on the world map Iraq, Australia confused with Austria, Slovakia and Slovenia, and APEC with OPEC, or Bill Clinton, Macedonia considered Montenegro, or Obama, who believed that the car was invented in the USA , and in America 57 states, or Angela Merkel, who once looked for Berlin in Russia, Cameron wins in some way. And for a long time in the past, the days when Britain was "ruled by the seas".
Today America is trying to rule the seas. At the beginning of September at the Congress of the US Democratic Party, retired admiral John Nutman pushed back a patriotic speech. The crowd shouted: “USA! USA! ”, And behind the speaker’s back on a wide screen was a photo with warships designed to show the naval power of America. It would have been all right, but at the end of the speech, one smart man who accidentally found himself in a jubilant crowd explained to the admiral that, they say, the radars on the ships are not ours, the names on the sides are written in Cyrillic, and the flags look a lot like the Andreev ones. In general, these ships of the Black Sea fleet, not American.
Western politicians are already proving professionally to all sorts of nonsense. This, for example, trades Canadian duet comedians "The Avengers in Masks": Marc-Antoine Odette and Sebastien Trudell. This week, the funny guys did not play anyone, but the UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon. One comedian phoned him on behalf of Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.
The Joker apologized to Ban Ki-moon, saidthat he will not be able to attend the UN General Assembly Congress in New York: the fact is that he is busy styling his hair with superglue.
They say Ban Ki-moon exposed the comedians.
But Sarah Palin, who in 2008 was the US Republican vice presidential candidate from the Republican Party, didn’t realize that she was being played out, despite the direct hints, until the very end of the conversation with the representative of the comic duo.
During the conversation Odette gave out himself for French President Nicolas Sarkozy, and said that adviser to the United States, Johnny Holliday, helps him keep track of the election campaign in America. Palin replied that she knew him and knew about it. And in fact, the mentioned Holliday is a French rock musician and actor.
Odette called the Canadian Prime Minister "Steve Kars", but Palin did not notice this either.
Finally, the comedian conveyed to Palin that his wife, Carla Bruni, composed a song for her. And he voiced her name: “Du rouge a levres sur une cochonne” (“Pig in lipstick”, French).
At the end of the conversation, the comedian, who successfully pretended to be Sarkozy, said that he liked the documentary film about Palin, called “Nailin 'Paylin”. The candidate for vice-president answered: “Great, thank you very much, yes.” However, “Nailin 'Paylin” is a porn film, in the main role of which “plays” an actress who looks like Sarah Palin.
Elizabeth II, Jacques Chirac, Nicolas Sarkozy, Mick Jagger, Bill Gates and other eminent personalities came across the bait of the Avengers in Mask.
And in France, one aristocratic family paid for their own stupidity seriously.
48-year-old Thierry Tilly, along with 65-year-old Jacques González, has been fooling a family of French aristocrats for ten years, pulling out a total of 4,5 million euros. The noble family of de Vedrine had to sell everything, including not only the family castle, but even wedding rings and silver forks, in order to pay the man, allegedly defenders their persecution of masons, Rosicrucians, Jews and pedophiles at the same time. The fraudster convinced de Vedrinov that they are the missing descendants of Global Balance. Tilly presented himself as a representative of the ancient order fighting the forces of evil, as well as the superagent ... NATO. At the same time, Monsieur Tilly was the confidant of the presidents of all countries on any issues. The accomplice of Tilly - Gonzalez - according to legend, led the secret grandees who protect the family. For greater solidity, Gonzalez called himself the cousin of the Spanish king Juan Carlos.
Thierry Tilly so intimidated the members of the French family with the machinations of masons and pedophiles who were hunting for the treasure of the Templars, that the aristocrats had completely lost their brains.
Both accomplices were caught when 62-year-old Christine - wife of Charles-Henri de Vedrine - escaped from imprisonment in a separate room (relatives believed that she knew the bank account number where the secret treasures of the Templars were kept and tortured her) and complained to the police ...
This week of stupidities is crowned not with a long history with the “brain-stealers”, but a small gem from the field of physics, issued by a worthy successor to the Bush junior Mitt Romney.
Mr. Republican presidential candidate from the Republicans was outraged by the fact that the planes ... no vents.
Romney remembered the incident with his wife Ann. The plane in which she flew, caught fire, and the pilot made an emergency landing. No one was hurt, but Mitt Romney given Comment: “When there is a fire in the plane, you cannot leave it, and besides, you cannot let the outside air into the cabin, because the windows do not open. I do not understand why they do not open. This is a big problem, it is very dangerous. ”
The laws of physics Romney do not care, he is concerned about the safety of air passengers, including concerns as a presidential candidate. It is possible that Mr. Romney, having become president, will promote through the Congress a decree according to which American airliners will be equipped with air vents. Thanks to them, every passenger at any time will be able to breathe plenty, and when ignited, release smoke through the open window. True, there is no smoke without fire, and passengers do not have time to “inhale”. They will either burn like cigarettes, or, if they are less lucky, they fall from an altitude of 10 km, because the fuselage will collapse. In short, vote for Romney - it will not only boost the economy, but also make American aircraft reliable!
Following in the footsteps of another Republican, George W. Bush, M. Romney succeeded in confusion. Speaking in August in Des Moines (Iowa), the presidential candidate - by the way, expressing condolences - mixed up Sikhs with sheikhs: “We observed a minute of silence in memory of the people who died in the temple of the sheikhs. It was a real tragedy, for many, many reasons. ” Immediately, Romney again "made a reservation," saying that "sheikhs are one of the most peaceful people that can be."
We often ask ourselves questions: why do stupid people rule the world? Why stupid people - and suddenly millions of states? Why do stupid people, sitting in the deputy chairs, teach us from the television of life and make laws?
More than a century and a half ago, Herbert Spencer, referring to Carlyle, explained clearly and intelligibly what was the matter (see the article “Representative Government and what it is suitable for” in the book “Experimental Scientific, Political and Philosophical”; Minsk: Modern Writer, 1998).
“The theory says,” we read from Spencer, “that if citizens who are directly interested in having a good government are given political rights, they will elect the wisest and best as rulers. <…> Listen to the conversation of the farmers at the market and tell me how much of the mind is heard in it, which is necessary in order to appreciate the mind in another person? Read spectacular campaign speeches and you will appreciate the mental development of those who can be attracted by such speeches. <...> Carlyle said: "... if nine out of ten people are obvious fools, which is the usual proportion, how can you expect that these ten people, putting their balloons in the ballot box, will certainly cast their votes for the sage? .."
Those who are surprised that in the USA eight years were ruled by George W. Bush and that in November Americans can elect Mitt Romney as president (who, with all his “reservations”, managed to earn $ 230 million), forget about excellent "90%, about which Carlyle and Spencer wrote, which Lucian in ancient times called" thick-skinned people, "and Jack London in" Moon Valley "attributed to" two-dollar heads. " These “two-dollar heads” will decide with their vote the fate of the country, and even of the world. After all, Mitt Romney or Bush, or others like them, speak with voters (the essence of the buyers) in one language.
Our Chekhov addressed to ninety percent expressed himself more cautiously than Jack London, but he also expressed it: “It’s not necessary to humiliate people is the main thing,” he wrote. - It is better to say “my angel” to a person than to make him a “fool” ... - And Chekhov ended the thought: “... although a person looks more like a fool than an angel” (From a letter to his uncle, M. E. Chekhov, 18 January 1887 Quoted from: Chekhov A. P. The Complete Collection of Letters in 12 Vol. T. 2. M .: Nauka, 1975. C. 19.
As for business and millions, the mind is just getting in the way. Economists confirm "woe from wits": "... It is especially necessary to dwell on such a factor as chance, luck (" to be in the right place at the right moment "). <...> ... Intellectual abilities had the least influence on the amount of personal income "(see: Economic theory / Under the general editorship of V. I. Vidyapin, A. I. Dobrynin, G. P. Zhuravleva, L. S. Tarasevich. M .: INFRA-M, 2000.S. 596-597).
Here you have the answers to the question of why Americans can choose rich Mitt Romney’s 6 in November (approximately 46% of the electorate is now ready to vote for him, according to polls). It seems that Romney defends the interests of a narrow group of multimillionaires, is far from the middle class, and is separated from the poor strata of the population simply by parsecs. In addition, there is a crisis in America. Where does 46% come from? And this is half of the very 90%.
The other half of 90% will vote for Obama - simply because this part of the electorate does not want things to get worse in the US.
What the remaining ten percent will do - they will not go to the polls, they will spoil the ballots, they will be entertained at the “rallies” of candidate A. Zombi - it does not matter. The choice is over ninety percent. In this case, the elections themselves are quite suitable for the name of a Hollywood film: "Dumb and Dumber."
While 10% are trying to think, 90% are trying to succeed - and it is not surprising that they include heads of corporations, party leaders, senators, governors, presidents. From 10% wisdom loversas the ancient Greek Plato dreamed of, the rulers of the states do not come out. After all, the people will not understand them.
* "I have a thought, and I think it" - a phrase from the cartoon "Thirty-eight parrots."
9 days in May, or the Ministry of Leisure
After the Minister of Labor of the Russian Federation Maxim Topilin was attacked with presidential anger about “doing nothing” (in terms of the Labor Ministry’s contribution to the implementation of the promises of the 7 sample of power on May 2012), Mr. Topilin decided to urgently distinguish himself - so to speak, take the path of understanding and redemption. At the same time, in order to atone for his guilt in full, the Ministry of Labor decided to go through the people. How else? It turned out that the Ministry of Labor found the root of evil, which prevented this ministry from finding the right approaches to its own work. The fact is that in Russia, you see, there are just a few days off, and the partners offer an urgent fix to Maxim Topilin.
In order to appease the average Russian, it was proposed not only to leave winter holidays alone in the amount of the previous 10 days (from December 30 to January 8), but also to please us with 9 whole days off days in May. The concept of “9 days” does not bother the Ministry at all, and therefore it is proposed to give everyone a rest on May Day for the whole 5 days, plus on Victory Day - another 4 of long May days. Simply, as it turned out, we are even behind some countries in terms of weekends and holidays. And this gap needs to be urgently fixed by the whole world. And about how we can catch up and distill under someone’s sensitive guidance - to tell too much, because we don’t feed us with bread, but let us catch up with the damned rotting West.
It is, of course, the aspirations of the Ministry of Labor are clear: people need to rest. In winter, skates and skis, intimate conversations with Santa Claus and Snow Maiden, rubbing with snow and non-stop carols, well, the Russians will not drink vodka 10 days, in fact, in the spring - the only country holiday option for the whole country: disembarkation radishes, potato festivals, gatherings at flower beds, palisades ennobled and other traditionally Russian amusements.
True, the whole question is, and who, in fact, will walk these 10 + 9 days? Obviously not military personnel, not workers of medical institutions, not representatives of business, not police officers, stations, airports, subways, not drivers of public transport, not the media, not farmers (in May, at least), not meteorologists. Even school teachers in the same May, especially not rest - EGE on the nose ... In general, these "not" can be listed for a very long time. But then who will kiss with the Snow Maidens in December-January and plant potatoes and onions with caring hands in May? Retired? So they seem to be so well deserved rest.
It turns out that we are getting closer and closer to the main characters of this great holiday - our dear and beloved officials. Of course, to whom, if not to ministers with deputies, to rest in the country and engage in planting crops! They, my dear ones, should definitely take a break from overworking, recuperate, so that in a month or so, they will again go on great vacations ... Just not the Ministry of Labor, but the Ministry of Leisure some kind ... In this connection, the famous slogan of the Soviet era, apparently will now look like this: “Peace! Relaxation! May!"
Rainbow Warrior
While in the old Europe, the active propaganda of families with two dads or two or even three mothers continues, in Russia there is an implacable war with vice. It would seem that the bad thing is that people are trying to resist the spread in the country of homosexuality and other manifestations of non-traditional relations between separate individuals? Yes, indeed, at first glance - nothing. But only sometimes the fighting of this war resembles either a clowning with obvious attempts to attract attention from individuals, or live broadcasts from the office of psychiatrists.
For the weeks came newsconcerning how excessively vigilant comrades saw on the packaging of dairy products of one company known in Russia, the symbols promoting homosexuality. After the appearance of the first publications in the press on this topic, public interest in the products even increased. People with their peculiar curiosity decided to see what is gay is depicted on milk packets: perhaps two unnecessarily cheerful milkmen, or several thrush at once ... But people twisted the boxes and did not find anything wrong. Then the “especially knowledgeable” people explained: the symbol of the so-called LGBT community is a rainbow ... M-yes ...
It was her propaganda of same-sex love that Mr. Anatoly Artyukh singled out, which, apparently, with the appearance of the usual rainbow in the sky urgently draws the curtains tightly and hides under a blanket so as not to become a victim of vice. Mr. Artyukh is an activist of the People’s Cathedral organization. Apparently, this organization has serious problems with work, and therefore its employees themselves find reasons to distinguish themselves in the “people's conciliar” field.
The situation around the rainbow on packages of dairy products resembles an old joke.
A man comes to a psychiatrist.
- Doctor, I see gay men everywhere. Wherever I look - everywhere alone gay.
- So, so interesting. I'll show you some pictures, and you will tell what you see on them.
Pulls out from under the table "Hunters on a halt."
- What do you see here?
- Gay!
- How - gay?
- Why are three other men so close to each other sat down!
A psychiatrist pulls out a sheet that shows a black square.
- And then what do you see?
- Again gay!
- But why?!
- So they turned off the light to do their dirty work!
- Yes, sir, hard case. And I, well, come, also gay?
- Naturally!
- Почему?
- Well, where do you get these pictures from?
Apparently, Mr. Artyukh urgently needs to be given appropriate psychological assistance, and then the hour is gone, he will go to blue spruces with a chainsaw, and the staff of health resorts “Blue Dali” may also not be happy ...
Come on the throat of his own song
As you know, meteorological services do not always differ in the accuracy of their forecasts. But now many Russians have a new option for determining the temperature conditions outside the window. However, only those who live near the military unit will have this opportunity. It will be possible to determine the temperature in the following way: if “Soldier has a day off!” Or “Katyusha” is heard from the ground, then overboard from –5 Celsius and above, if soldiers gloomily cut squares on the parade and are silent, blowing steam from their nostrils, then , you need to warm yourself - the temperature dropped below minus five.
The command of the Central Military District took care of the prohibition of the soldiers to perform martial songs already in five-degree frost. The care is obvious ... Only those who did military service a little earlier remember perfectly well that singing was forbidden at temperatures below –20 Celsius, and in some places these bans were generally spat from the high bell tower and roared “Unbeatable and legendary” even at minus 30 .
But now the army is different, the laws are different, the commanders have become an order of magnitude more caring, and therefore, perhaps, a new order will soon appear: if the temperature is just below zero, then it’s not like singing at a drill review, and you can’t even fight. If –5, then now “hurray!” At the moment of the attack you will not shout plenty ...
So: the soldier sat down with a submachine gun in the trench, shoots at the enemy designated by the commander, and mows his eye on a personal thermometer. As soon as the bar goes under zero, then all - goodbye weapon! Automatic behind his back, hands in his pockets and - get out of the trench. The main thing is that the adversary adheres to the same rules, but God forbid, he has warm underpants and a woolen scarf: he will take it and he will continue the war ...
Vano helps the chef
After a hot scandal involving torture of prisoners in Georgian prisons, official Tbilisi declared that all these video footage were provocations of oppositionists. Like, it was all directed by a supporter of the main opponent of the current authorities, Ivanishvili, or the staff of the Georgian prisons came under his own pressure. In order to somehow rehabilitate themselves on the eve of the parliamentary elections scheduled for the first day of October, the current Georgian authorities decided to strike back at the opposition.
In particular, the Prime Minister of Georgia Mr. Merabishvili accused the opposition forces that they are fighting for ... joining Russia. And today in Georgia, which seeks by all means to please the West and find itself in the strong arms of NATO, such an accusation is akin to the most important and most important state treason. Vano Merabishvili said that politicians who advocate for Georgia’s accession to Russia are fundamentally wrong, since after such a union Georgia will become a poor Russian province.
Naturally, such words made many Georgian citizens loyal to Mikhail Saakashvili shake their clenched fists towards the opposition, shout that they are preparing a new round of the Russian occupation of Georgia and everything in this spirit. However, it later turned out that none of the Georgian opposition members spoke about joining Russia. It was about normalizing relations and building partnerships with the Russian Federation, which was once buried by Mikhail Saakashvili’s “brilliant” idea to launch military operations against South Ossetia and Russian peacekeepers. Apparently, for the current Georgian authorities, the words “normalization of relations” are equated to “unification”. And if so, then we can assume that Georgia has long been among the American territories, because Saakashvili climbs out of the skin in this direction in order to “normalize” everything ...
It turns out that Mr. Merabishvili is not alien to the methods of information warfare, which is often based on classical disinformation. However, Vano Merabishvili, apparently, is not aware that such tricks can often play against the one who decided to use them.
In general, the first of October is not far off, which means that the war for the Georgian voter will only be heating up. Already, Bidzina Ivanishvili declares that Saakashvili may well go on falsification. Maybe they send humanitarian aid in the form of our Churov in a balloon? ..
- Are you against? - He does not mind!
Lukashenko CIKED Opposition
In the meantime, Georgia, successfully otdemokratizirovannaya in due time, is only preparing for parliamentary elections, in Belarus its results have already been summed up. Alexander Lukashenko declared that the elections were held “so democratic that the mosquito doesn’t undermine the nose”. But, as they say, it is a mosquito, and then the OSCE ... This organization has long been distinguished by great love for the Belarusian authorities, and, admittedly, Alexander Grigorievich responds with a rare reciprocity. Alexander Lukashenko himself, commenting on the words that the elections in Belarus were boring, says that it is boring elections that are happiness for the authorities and the people.
Naturally, OSCE representatives do not share the ideas of the Belarusian leader, led by a political force that won a convincing victory in the parliamentary elections. The words of the OSCE delegation that the elections in the Republic of Belarus were neither free nor democratic looked like they were recorded before the elections themselves: you know how a broken record gives a crackling and hissing sound - something like the OSCE. Well, what else could you expect from this organization? Has anyone thought that some strange gentlemen will come in coats from Europe and say, “Oh! I! I! Vyibory proshlya just felicino! I! I! Eat and tell fsse! "Naive ...
This organization, like the Belarusian CEC, also wants to eat, they also have children, and therefore the elections in Belarus took place. The Old Man and the Central Election Commission considered this the OSCE - that’s, everyone remained unconvinced, in general, everything is as it should be in the normal modern world, where multipolarity, although slightly undeformed, is present ... If you also keep your “marshland” from “control walks “Then in general the victory will be complete. And how to keep them, Alexander Grigorievich knows us better. Here Udaltsov with Navalny would not even reach the fountain ...
Brothel and funeral home - the best Greek investment companies
Lately, millions of pages have been written about the crisis in the eurozone. It would seem that the million first page is useless here, but ... During the week, a remarkable message came from Greece, where they are trying to find ways out of the crisis, which paralyzed literally all walks of life of the average Greeks. The report informed how the Greeks decided to attract investment in the development of a certain kind of programs.
After it turned out that the economic crisis hit in Hellas, including sports, the owners of football clubs decided that they needed to ask money from banks and energy companies (they would refuse anyway), but from other institutions. And, I must say, such institutions, which at all times were distinguished by increased profitability, were quickly found. They were the funeral home and brothels. But indeed, investors are more than suitable - a penny (more precisely, a Eurocent) will always be superfluous, because the number of people wishing to use the “strawberry” in Greece does not decrease even in connection with the crisis. And about an organization that helps to move adequately into another world, and there’s no need to say: the Greeks, presumably, are also mortal ...
So, now on the T-shirts of the two Greek football teams "flaunts" a very original advertisement. Black T-shirts with huge crosses and the name of the local funeral home are sewn for players from the Paleopirgo club, and players from the team of the city of Larissa will have a sparkle on the chest (and it could have been in another place) ... brothel emblems.
It is not clear yet, perhaps, the players of the Greek clubs now will receive salary in kind: someone with coffins, and someone ... well, you know.
Part II. Praise nonsense
And Baba Yaga - against!
The HRO adopted a Russian draft resolution on human rights, but America and the European Union did not approve it
This week, the UN Human Rights Council adopted the Russian draft resolution “Promoting human rights and fundamental freedoms thanks to a deeper understanding of the traditional values of humanity”. The co-authors of the document include more than sixty countries, including whole groups of them: the Organization of Islamic Cooperation and the League of Arab States.
In addition to the supporters of the resolution, the opponents also came to the vote.
No need to be a rocket scientist to guess who voted against the "traditional values of humanity."
As those who do not approve of those, were the EU countries and the United States. Moscow is already expressed regretthat America and the EU did not support the decision of the HRC on a resolution that was adopted by an absolute majority.
What is so seditious found Western assessors in the Russian humanitarian doctrine? Indeed, the resolution merely declared an understanding and respect for traditional values, contributing to the promotion and protection of human rights and its fundamental freedoms. In those who approve these values, were listed family, society and educational institutions. Finally, states were called upon to strengthen the role of the family, society and educational institutions.
Как noted at the Foreign Ministry of the Russian Federation, "despite the position of Russia open to dialogue and cooperation, taking into account the constructive proposals of a number of states, the United States and the European Union voted against the project." The ministry stressed: "The negative position of these countries, their unwillingness to work on the text and the contrived arguments against the draft resolution are regrettable."
It is clear why the EU and the States voted against a doctrine built on traditional value approaches. Western gentlemen under the "rights" and "freedoms" do not understand what Russia promotes on the international market values. If in Moscow, despite the efforts of world human rights defenders, juvenile lawyers, humanitarian, HIV-defense, children's, disability and forest protection organizations, the traditional family is still appreciated, then somewhere in London or Washington the interests of minorities "who want to feel the same people, with the same rights as those who believe that the family is a husband, a wife and children, and not two or three, excuse me, queers, literally engaged in platonic love (Plato loved men).
In Britain, foreign children, including Russians, who have come to the country to study, often fall into the distribution of homosexual families, where they can be taught both “tolerance” and “unconventional values”. Gay parades in London celebrated the fortieth anniversary this year, and on July 6 a rainbow flag was hoisted over the British Cabinet secretariat. Vice Prime Minister Nick Clegg, one of the supporters of homoparades in London, thus supported the British and international sexual minorities. A little more - and unconventional couples in Britain will triumph: in a couple of years, then-local ministers promise to equalize gays with heterosexual couples.
As for America, which is ahead of the rest, then President Barack Obama publicly endorsed same-sex marriages. In America, in many states, lesbians and homosexuals quite legally sign up in registry offices, and even get married in churches. In mid-June, same-sex Love Day was held throughout America, and in late June, the Pentagon held the first stories This harsh office event in honor of homosexual soldiers, where Barack Obama and Defense Minister Leon Panetta celebrated with speeches. And in the CIA, gay holidays are held on a regular basis, so the military used to be jealous of secret agents.
That is why the United States and the EU countries opposed the “traditional values of humanity.” Washington and Brussels are homosexuals who say no to heterosexuals.
These brave FBI agents
Remote investigation
The agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation were ordered to go to Libya (specifically to Benghazi) and investigate the mysterious case of the murder of Ambassador Christopher Stevens and three more employees of the consulate general. The FBI servicemen raised their hands to their bare heads and cried out: “Yes, Mr. General!”, But then they lowered their hands and generally lowered their eyes, looking at the toes of the polished shoes, or the reflection of their sad faces in the polished floor dressing.
- What the garbage, brothers? - asked fighters general Efbeerovsky.
“No, no, Mr. General, we will not go to Benghazi,” one of the potential meritors said timidly, without raising his head. - This, that ... in Libya, so be it, let's go, but somewhere in Tripoli. And in Benghazi - no, no. There our kill.
The general sent agents to the guardhouse and called others. Those five minutes later, too, received a ticket to the "lip". Making sure that none of the agents who know their rights very well - namely: no general has the right to send a fighter to death without prior consent of the fighter - is not going to fly to Benghazi, the general called the first to refuse, wrote them a prize, gave them a medal and add. insurance and ordered to fly to Tripoli.
In addition to the apartment "suite" and, as usual, two dozen girls in the rooms, the fearless FBI agents uttered the working conditions: for nothing do not visit the city of Benghazi, that is, the scene of the incident, not to invite Libyan witnesses to the American embassy in Tripoli (all of a sudden the witnesses will come with arms and finish this embassy), and the interrogations are not conducted at the embassy (the embassies cause a special phobia for Americans now), and in a number of parked cars, where there will be one person being interrogated and many interrogators. This is also to ensure that the Libyan in the cramped situation was inconvenient to pull out a grenade launcher.
If in addition to note that the Libyans do not want to tell American agents, then we can summarize: the investigation is on the right track.
Dumb and Dumber
"Ninety percent" Carlyle and Spencer
British Prime Minister David Cameron the other day had to answer simple questions from the American TV presenter David Letterman. Last asked the first is about who wrote the patriotic song “Rule, Britain, by the seas!” and what the “Magna Carta” is.
Mr. Cameron studied at prestigious educational institutions: Eton and Oxford. However, he did not know who wrote the patriotic song. This man also failed to translate into English “magna carta” (“Great Charter”). Unable to cope with the dough, Cameron said: “You caught me! Now my career is over. ”
However, next to Bush Jr., who could not show on the world map Iraq, Australia confused with Austria, Slovakia and Slovenia, and APEC with OPEC, or Bill Clinton, Macedonia considered Montenegro, or Obama, who believed that the car was invented in the USA , and in America 57 states, or Angela Merkel, who once looked for Berlin in Russia, Cameron wins in some way. And for a long time in the past, the days when Britain was "ruled by the seas".
Today America is trying to rule the seas. At the beginning of September at the Congress of the US Democratic Party, retired admiral John Nutman pushed back a patriotic speech. The crowd shouted: “USA! USA! ”, And behind the speaker’s back on a wide screen was a photo with warships designed to show the naval power of America. It would have been all right, but at the end of the speech, one smart man who accidentally found himself in a jubilant crowd explained to the admiral that, they say, the radars on the ships are not ours, the names on the sides are written in Cyrillic, and the flags look a lot like the Andreev ones. In general, these ships of the Black Sea fleet, not American.
Western politicians are already proving professionally to all sorts of nonsense. This, for example, trades Canadian duet comedians "The Avengers in Masks": Marc-Antoine Odette and Sebastien Trudell. This week, the funny guys did not play anyone, but the UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon. One comedian phoned him on behalf of Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.
The Joker apologized to Ban Ki-moon, saidthat he will not be able to attend the UN General Assembly Congress in New York: the fact is that he is busy styling his hair with superglue.
They say Ban Ki-moon exposed the comedians.
But Sarah Palin, who in 2008 was the US Republican vice presidential candidate from the Republican Party, didn’t realize that she was being played out, despite the direct hints, until the very end of the conversation with the representative of the comic duo.
During the conversation Odette gave out himself for French President Nicolas Sarkozy, and said that adviser to the United States, Johnny Holliday, helps him keep track of the election campaign in America. Palin replied that she knew him and knew about it. And in fact, the mentioned Holliday is a French rock musician and actor.
Odette called the Canadian Prime Minister "Steve Kars", but Palin did not notice this either.
Finally, the comedian conveyed to Palin that his wife, Carla Bruni, composed a song for her. And he voiced her name: “Du rouge a levres sur une cochonne” (“Pig in lipstick”, French).
At the end of the conversation, the comedian, who successfully pretended to be Sarkozy, said that he liked the documentary film about Palin, called “Nailin 'Paylin”. The candidate for vice-president answered: “Great, thank you very much, yes.” However, “Nailin 'Paylin” is a porn film, in the main role of which “plays” an actress who looks like Sarah Palin.
Elizabeth II, Jacques Chirac, Nicolas Sarkozy, Mick Jagger, Bill Gates and other eminent personalities came across the bait of the Avengers in Mask.
And in France, one aristocratic family paid for their own stupidity seriously.
48-year-old Thierry Tilly, along with 65-year-old Jacques González, has been fooling a family of French aristocrats for ten years, pulling out a total of 4,5 million euros. The noble family of de Vedrine had to sell everything, including not only the family castle, but even wedding rings and silver forks, in order to pay the man, allegedly defenders their persecution of masons, Rosicrucians, Jews and pedophiles at the same time. The fraudster convinced de Vedrinov that they are the missing descendants of Global Balance. Tilly presented himself as a representative of the ancient order fighting the forces of evil, as well as the superagent ... NATO. At the same time, Monsieur Tilly was the confidant of the presidents of all countries on any issues. The accomplice of Tilly - Gonzalez - according to legend, led the secret grandees who protect the family. For greater solidity, Gonzalez called himself the cousin of the Spanish king Juan Carlos.
Thierry Tilly so intimidated the members of the French family with the machinations of masons and pedophiles who were hunting for the treasure of the Templars, that the aristocrats had completely lost their brains.
Both accomplices were caught when 62-year-old Christine - wife of Charles-Henri de Vedrine - escaped from imprisonment in a separate room (relatives believed that she knew the bank account number where the secret treasures of the Templars were kept and tortured her) and complained to the police ...
This week of stupidities is crowned not with a long history with the “brain-stealers”, but a small gem from the field of physics, issued by a worthy successor to the Bush junior Mitt Romney.
Mr. Republican presidential candidate from the Republicans was outraged by the fact that the planes ... no vents.
Romney remembered the incident with his wife Ann. The plane in which she flew, caught fire, and the pilot made an emergency landing. No one was hurt, but Mitt Romney given Comment: “When there is a fire in the plane, you cannot leave it, and besides, you cannot let the outside air into the cabin, because the windows do not open. I do not understand why they do not open. This is a big problem, it is very dangerous. ”
The laws of physics Romney do not care, he is concerned about the safety of air passengers, including concerns as a presidential candidate. It is possible that Mr. Romney, having become president, will promote through the Congress a decree according to which American airliners will be equipped with air vents. Thanks to them, every passenger at any time will be able to breathe plenty, and when ignited, release smoke through the open window. True, there is no smoke without fire, and passengers do not have time to “inhale”. They will either burn like cigarettes, or, if they are less lucky, they fall from an altitude of 10 km, because the fuselage will collapse. In short, vote for Romney - it will not only boost the economy, but also make American aircraft reliable!
Following in the footsteps of another Republican, George W. Bush, M. Romney succeeded in confusion. Speaking in August in Des Moines (Iowa), the presidential candidate - by the way, expressing condolences - mixed up Sikhs with sheikhs: “We observed a minute of silence in memory of the people who died in the temple of the sheikhs. It was a real tragedy, for many, many reasons. ” Immediately, Romney again "made a reservation," saying that "sheikhs are one of the most peaceful people that can be."
We often ask ourselves questions: why do stupid people rule the world? Why stupid people - and suddenly millions of states? Why do stupid people, sitting in the deputy chairs, teach us from the television of life and make laws?
More than a century and a half ago, Herbert Spencer, referring to Carlyle, explained clearly and intelligibly what was the matter (see the article “Representative Government and what it is suitable for” in the book “Experimental Scientific, Political and Philosophical”; Minsk: Modern Writer, 1998).
“The theory says,” we read from Spencer, “that if citizens who are directly interested in having a good government are given political rights, they will elect the wisest and best as rulers. <…> Listen to the conversation of the farmers at the market and tell me how much of the mind is heard in it, which is necessary in order to appreciate the mind in another person? Read spectacular campaign speeches and you will appreciate the mental development of those who can be attracted by such speeches. <...> Carlyle said: "... if nine out of ten people are obvious fools, which is the usual proportion, how can you expect that these ten people, putting their balloons in the ballot box, will certainly cast their votes for the sage? .."
Those who are surprised that in the USA eight years were ruled by George W. Bush and that in November Americans can elect Mitt Romney as president (who, with all his “reservations”, managed to earn $ 230 million), forget about excellent "90%, about which Carlyle and Spencer wrote, which Lucian in ancient times called" thick-skinned people, "and Jack London in" Moon Valley "attributed to" two-dollar heads. " These “two-dollar heads” will decide with their vote the fate of the country, and even of the world. After all, Mitt Romney or Bush, or others like them, speak with voters (the essence of the buyers) in one language.
Our Chekhov addressed to ninety percent expressed himself more cautiously than Jack London, but he also expressed it: “It’s not necessary to humiliate people is the main thing,” he wrote. - It is better to say “my angel” to a person than to make him a “fool” ... - And Chekhov ended the thought: “... although a person looks more like a fool than an angel” (From a letter to his uncle, M. E. Chekhov, 18 January 1887 Quoted from: Chekhov A. P. The Complete Collection of Letters in 12 Vol. T. 2. M .: Nauka, 1975. C. 19.
As for business and millions, the mind is just getting in the way. Economists confirm "woe from wits": "... It is especially necessary to dwell on such a factor as chance, luck (" to be in the right place at the right moment "). <...> ... Intellectual abilities had the least influence on the amount of personal income "(see: Economic theory / Under the general editorship of V. I. Vidyapin, A. I. Dobrynin, G. P. Zhuravleva, L. S. Tarasevich. M .: INFRA-M, 2000.S. 596-597).
Here you have the answers to the question of why Americans can choose rich Mitt Romney’s 6 in November (approximately 46% of the electorate is now ready to vote for him, according to polls). It seems that Romney defends the interests of a narrow group of multimillionaires, is far from the middle class, and is separated from the poor strata of the population simply by parsecs. In addition, there is a crisis in America. Where does 46% come from? And this is half of the very 90%.
The other half of 90% will vote for Obama - simply because this part of the electorate does not want things to get worse in the US.
What the remaining ten percent will do - they will not go to the polls, they will spoil the ballots, they will be entertained at the “rallies” of candidate A. Zombi - it does not matter. The choice is over ninety percent. In this case, the elections themselves are quite suitable for the name of a Hollywood film: "Dumb and Dumber."
While 10% are trying to think, 90% are trying to succeed - and it is not surprising that they include heads of corporations, party leaders, senators, governors, presidents. From 10% wisdom loversas the ancient Greek Plato dreamed of, the rulers of the states do not come out. After all, the people will not understand them.
* "I have a thought, and I think it" - a phrase from the cartoon "Thirty-eight parrots."
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