Results of the week. “We, the boyars, are hard-working people! Such is our boyar share "
Part I. “Why do you need a wig? You have spent your whole life in make-up. ”
Virus, virus, you are powerful! ..
Not for the first time in the "Results of the Week" the topic of an accident with the participation of clergymen of the ROC is raised. Someone may say that this is another round of persecution of Orthodoxy and an attempt to humiliate the clergy. However, we are not inclined to confuse spiritual matters and, let's say, physical matters, and therefore we allow ourselves to consider today a very interesting episode that happened during the week with our “old acquaintance” Hegumen Timofey (in the world - a citizen of Podobedov).
As you know, not long ago, the holy father in an expensive car with diplomatic numbers of the island state of Malta made an accident in the center of Moscow. Well, as they say, he did it and did it - it does not happen to anyone: the igumen is also human flesh, and therefore the desire to drive through the night capital on an elite sports car is not alien to him ... But the fact is not the fact of the accident, but that the witnesses of this incident stated that at the time of the accident, Timofey was in a state of either alcohol or drug intoxication. One of the witnesses, commenting on the situation that happened on that ill-fated night, said: "He (Mr. Podobedov) had insane glass eyes, he was in complete prostration." But for all the "persuasions" to pass the medical examination hegumen refused outright refused.
At the same time, the entire intimate conversation with the holy father, as well as those people whose cars were rammed by a BMW Z4 sports car driven by the abbot, was shot by a video recorder that was in the DPS car that arrived at the scene of the incident. This video, in the opinion of many, should have been evidence that Alexey Podobedov, who was supposed to serve as a spiritual guide between man and the forces of heaven, was not in a suitable condition and could not serve as a guide a priori ...
But then something happened that you can definitely call the heavenly punishment of the traffic police for all their sins against innocent motorists in general and the immaculate Abbot Timothy in particular. A computer virus, as announced by the judge Olga Lebentsova, reading the paper that came from the 6 department of DPS, struck the same record from the police car's DVR ... Apparently, the video recorder of the same machine worked under the Windows OS, which the virus “attacked” Trojan-gen. Gibdd Igumen not found.
If you try to imagine how evil (or virtuous) the virus carried out the attack of the traffic police department, it simply takes fear: a certain mixture of “The Matrix”, “Guest from the Future” and Steven Spielberg films pops up before your eyes. How the law-enforcement representatives themselves survived, and were not erased by viruses, it remains only to guess ...
However, even a virus devouring the files of video recorders could not prevent the deprivation of a citizen of Podobedov of the right to drive a car. The court issued a verdict: to deprive Alexey Podobedov of a driver's license for the term 20 months Let's hope that after this the abbot will not betray the anathema of Judge Lebentsova ...
Khimki democracy, or Who where, and we in Khimki
And apparently, in order to embody the words from his song with the title, which is better not to be made publicly available on our website, Sergei Troitsky decided to storm not the scenes in the metal clubs of the country, but political olimps. Sergei Evgenievich chose the post of mayor of the Moscow region city of Khimki as the first political peak. Either the city’s name attracted Sergey, or some personal circumstances were the cause, but Mr. Troitsky decided to fight other candidates for the post of Khimki mayor.
So, first, briefly about the program of Sergei Evgenievich.
A candidate for mayor proposes to relocate exactly half a million Chinese to Khimki, with whom he will pay for the work of 3 dollars per day (in China, according to Trinity, they get 2 dollars). In the meantime, the Chinese in Khimki will work, all other citizens can, quote, "smoke a cigar and watch the plasma."
Point number is as follows: to invite only Germans to govern the city, as was the case under Peter I and other Russian monarchs. Let the Germans and understand how to manage the city.
Next: we must urgently resolve the demographic issue in Khimki (apparently, half a million Chinese as a demographic boom is, as they say, spit and grind), and for this, all Khimki men will issue a car loan to buy the Lada Kalina by all means (men ) will have to conceive children, inviting to his Khimki women. Why in the car? .. Most likely, all the apartments in Khimki at that time will already be occupied by Chinese migrant workers, and therefore “Kalina” is a kind, but an option ...
And the candidate Troitsky proposes to dole the remnants of the Khimki forest, in which, according to his personal observations, only homeless people, pedophiles, drug addicts and rabid dogs are gathered. After cutting down, Trinity plans to open his Las Vegas in Khimki, where gamers of all stripes will come to from all over the country. Well, in general, there were drug addicts, gamers will become - something like that ... New Vasyuki, in general ...
If someone thinks that Troitsky is far from politics at all, then this, as it turned out, is far from being the case. Sergei Yevgenyevich has already ran for Moscow mayors, and even for deputies of the State Duma. At the same time, Troitsky celebrated victory at his single-mandate precinct and was already preparing to get a deputy mandate, but the most dishonest election for the crystal clear candidate Spider was canceled. Still: Vladimir Volfovich would hardly have allowed a new showman to appear in the walls of a building on Okhotny Ryad ...
In general, the elections in Khimki promise to be truly exciting. Here there are more “green” candidates than there are trees in the Khimki forest. And for the post of mayor of a Moscow region city, a candidate from the unregistered party “The Other Russia” ex-prisoner Sergei nominates his candidacy, forgive my God, Medvedev. “God forgive me,” because too caught up with a non-opposition surname for such an opposition party ... Apparently, “Other Russia” can shoot this time with slogans “Vote for Medvedev!”, Well, or “Vote for Medvedev, don't drive empty!”
Farewell beep deputy Gudkov
Well, for now some of them are only fighting for a political mandate, others are losing their mandates. They lose, of course, not themselves, and not without the help, as they say, of good people.
During the week of his deputy mandate and, as a result, parliamentary immunity was deprived of the legislator from the party “Fair Russia” Gennady Gudkov. According to the law, Gudkov still has exactly one month to carry a deputy ID card in the inside pocket of his jacket, after which he will be “strongly recommended” to hand over this document to “reliable hands”.
All the fuss broke out due to the fact that the deputy Gudkov revealed the presence of a personal business in the form of a private security agency. At the same time, Gennady Gudkov himself stated that there are quite a few people like him in the State Duma, and in very different factions. To this, people (from among those who know) Gudkov responded that, they say, this is the case, only the people you are talking about had time to re-register their business for second cousins by the godfather, but you, Gennady Vladimirovich, did not and remained one of the main shareholders of their company.
In general, in this regard, Gudkov, of course, was pierced, and any punctures of opposition-minded politicians are well tracked here. As a result, such groups as the LDPR and United Russia (except for Stanislav Govorukhin) spoke out for depriving Gudkov of a deputy’s mandate and immunity from criminal prosecution, and therefore Gennady Vladimirovich became a common Russian citizen who can now be started and prosecuted by majority vote.
But by and large, Gudkov’s puncture was not even that he had a private business (well, what kind of Russian legislator would be idle in the Duma), but that he allowed himself too many words, which due to certain circumstances do not harmonize with the position of the majority of deputies. In particular, there was information that Gudkov allegedly threatened law enforcement officers who came to check his private security companies, that “I’ll just tomorrow bring the whole press to hell, and these are all people from the boulevards who are walking there today, checking walk with the writers, with all sorts of leaders there, akunin and parfyonovym, they will come tomorrow at my request to the Ministry of Internal Affairs and stay there for a few days, maybe there for a week. ” A peculiar compliment from Gudkov and Akunin, and Parfyonov - there is nothing to say ... If such a conversation definitely had a place to be, then it becomes clear why "all sorts of leaders there" at the right time find themselves in the right place surrounded by a large number of the right people ...
“You will not say how many degrees are below zero now?”, Or Search in the chamber of Yulia Tymoshenko
Last week, the main prisoner of our time (after “Pussy Riot”, of course) again proved itself - Yulia Tymoshenko. In the ward No. 5 (we emphasize, not the 6 number, but the 5 number) of the Kharkov city, representatives of the Ukrainian penitentiary service inspected the personal belongings of the ex-premier of the country, which is being treated in this hospital for some illness. Representatives of the authorities say that it was not a search, but a routine inspection, which is intended for all prisoners undergoing treatment in ordinary medical institutions.
During such an inspection, two dosimeters of unidentified medicine, as well as unnamed illegal technical devices, were seized from Yulia Vladimirovna.
Immediately the question arises, for which the main oppositionist of Ukraine needed dosimeters in the chamber, and in the amount of two pieces. This was answered by the woman herself with a scythe. She stated that dosimeters were used to collect radiation background data in her ward. Allegedly on the storage device were marked readings of the background, which exceeds the norm. What testimony, Tymoshenko did not clarify.
One would like to say: did polonium really ... So that Yulia Vladimirovna would no longer have images of the unfortunate FSB officer Alexander Litvinenko, who was also lying on a hospital bed, the prison officials decided to save Tymoshenko’s ward from devices that were harmful to her feminine psyche.
Moreover, the same staff was interested in literature, which she deigned in the hospital to read Yulia Vladimirovna. Somehow, not everyone believed that the inmate was being read to the Criminal Procedure Code of Ukraine. They looked into the book and saw that their mother was honest, no, not what you thought, but a whole cache. In this cache, the main Yulya of Ukraine kept those same unidentified medicines, as well as prohibited technical devices.
In general, now Yulia Tymoshenko is demanding the return of her dosimeters.
In connection with such a situation, we can expect that Yulia Tymoshenko’s supporters in the near future will supply her as a “transfer” both other dosimeters, and possibly thermometers, interferometers to refine the refractive indices of air in the chamber, a set of diffraction gratings for wavelength analysis light that comes from the floor lamp, as well as a couple of voltmeters to check the compliance of the voltage in the sockets with its normal values.
Part II. “The blind leads the blind. This is called democracy. ”
Under the black flag of al-Qaida, or Democracy as synonymous with Islamism
The secret becomes clear
Recently, Aleppo returned to his homeland, Jacques Beres, one of the founders of the Doctors Without Borders organization. In Syria, this doctor did that. what is laid to the doctor who once gave the Hippocratic Oath: he treated militants and terrorists, in a democratic language, called "oppositionists" and "freedom fighters".
Returning to France, he рассказал reporters that the "rebels" did not build democracy in Syria, and in general there is a battle for the creation of a Sharia state as part of the "World Emirate", but leads it a motley gathering from different countries. The doctor had to darn and the French, who on the operating tables fanatically glorified their idol - Mohammed Mehr, a terrorist who in March committed massacres in Toulouse and Montauban.
Incredibly, but a fact: watching Islamism grow stronger in the countries of the "Arab spring", in the West they began to think ... about Putin’s righteousness. For example, Pascal Loro, whom you can’t call a supporter of Bashar Assad, one of these days thought hard and has concluded: in the Kremlin, it is not in vain that the fall of Assad will result in the creation of a huge Islamist anti-Western space in Syria.
Pascal Loro echoed by journalistic oblivion, was echoed by Alain Shue - a senior man, an expert on Syria with almost 45-year experience, a former high-ranking representative of French intelligence. The “Arab Spring” in those states where the regimes were overthrown, the expert does not see, but sees “Islamist winter”: the power of religious fundamentalists, “experienced hypocrites”, who won posts in the government and the presidency. It is only incomprehensible to Comrade Shue, and why this West supports movements that act under the slogan “Allah Akbar!”, Acting not only against the interests of the peoples of those countries where “winter” comes, but also the interests of Europe ... The expert is at a loss for speculation and explains the position of the West " Incomprehensible Schizophrenia ”, which struck both politicians and journalists. He warns: a massive rise of barbarism can harm the West.
The forecast of an experienced analyst this week has come true one hundred percent. True, the first blow was struck not at Europe, but at the United States.
In Egypt, Libya, Yemen, Tunisia and some other places, riots occurred, accompanied by the use of firearms. weapons down to grenade launchers. The American ambassador Christopher Stevens died in Benghazi (he was poisoned by carbon monoxide in a building fire and died in a hospital). The State Department press officer and two marines, a security guard, were killed.
The reason for the attack of the consulate in Benghazi was the film “The Innocence of Muslims”, in which, first, the prophet Mohammed was shown, and, secondly, shown incorrectly. However, the attackers did not watch this film, so the shooting, arson and death caused rumors about the film rather than its content.
A budget film in 5 of millions of dollars called “Innocence of Muslims” was made with money from representatives of the US Jewish community; its author is 52-year-old Jewish American Sam Basil. This person, whose location is now unknown, saidthat "Islam is a cancer." The film, according to the author, was shot as a “provocative political message condemning religion”. One of the producers of the film was the brawler pastor from Florida, Terry Jones, who is known worldwide as a public Koran burner.
Of course, such a movie Libyans could not please.
Another version of the Libyan attack is based on the fact that the radical Islamists planned to assault the Consulate General in Benghazi in advance. The reason was the murder of their countryman Abu-Yahya al-Libi, the right hand of Ayman Al-Zawahiri. And the date of revenge was appropriate - 11 September.
It seems that the main reason is still a film, or rather, rumors about it, because the unrest of Muslims covered more than one Libya.
The American Ambassador, Mr. Stevens, was one of the main Washington "specialists" on color revolutions in the Arab world. Last year this man played the role of coordinator of Western assistance to the Libyan "oppositionists" who opposed Colonel Gaddafi. Stevens briefly outlived the hero who was killed by the Libyan "revolutionaries". Next to Muammar came the turn of the American.
Once, fighting in Afghanistan for world hegemony, the CIA spawned Al-Qaeda, which in the near future left America sideways. Now Washington has stepped on the same rake: it has set up color revolutions in the Arab world, which did not change the attitude of the “new democrats” to it, who at first took power, now they are going to take America by the gills, and then they plan to rule a non-state world and from the emirates.
The press gloats: they fought for it, they ran into it, Americans don’t learn from their mistakes, it’s time to pay for double standards, and so on. Splashing poisonous ink on America, surprisingly amicable condemnation, the line-ups lost sight of one curious fact.
After the tragedy in Benghazi, the White House spokesman Jay Carney made an unambiguous statement. is he сказал to reporters: “The US government is not involved in making this film. We reject all statements and content made in it. We consider the film ugly and worthy of condemnation. America is a country with history tolerance and respect for religion, this is the foundation of our nation. We are strong because our country is home to people practicing different religions, including millions of Muslims. ”
The statement is very indicative. The White House did not "decisively blamed" the murderers, as is generally accepted in such terrible cases, but spoke out against the film.
Barack Obama himself confirmed the death of Stevens and ordered overseas missions to tighten security. The president also said that attacks on diplomatic missions in Libya and Egypt are cruel and unacceptable. And then they went to the Libyan side of the ships with "Tomahawks" - and not to fight with the Libyans, of course, but for "reaction".
It is also interesting that the US Embassy in Cairo, not knowing about the victims in Benghazi, condemned “Continuing attempts by misguided persons to hurt the religious feelings of Muslims, as well as attempts to offend people of all faiths”.
And if you compare two facts: 1) The West with America at the head unanimously shouts a democratic “hurray” to the Moscow panquettes from “Pussy Rayot” who desecrated an Orthodox church with its “punk-prayer”; 2) the same West unanimously condemns the anti-Islamic film, as if sending its dead to the background, it becomes even more interesting ...
Mitt Romney on Obama's “weakness” even earned his election points. is he He accused US President in weakness and sympathy for those who attack the embassies of the country: “I think the administration did wrong by making a statement, actually expressing sympathy to those who broke into our embassy in Egypt, instead of condemning their actions ...”
This is where we come to the most important thing. How to condemn actions своих? Did not great America fight for their rights and freedoms in Libya? And in Egypt? And is it not for their rights and freedoms that she is fighting through tseerushnoy and "communication" assistance on the border of Syria, where she works alongside Al-Qaeda, which has goals that are apparently very similar to those of the United States?
And why, finally, nobody was surprised by the fact that at the congress of the US Democratic Party this year participated record number of Muslims: over 100 delegates representing roughly 20 states? For comparison: in the 2008 year, the Muslims at the Democratic Party congress were 43, in 2004 - 25. Do you feel how the “curve of the American dream” went up?
So, gentlemen, good! European journalists and analysts vainly wonder and accuse their governments of schizophrenia or "naivety." Naivety is not from politicians, but from journalists who, even in 2016, when President of America is not Hillary Clinton, but some former member of Al-Qaida, prudently excluded by the UN committee from the lists of terrorists, will be surprised and blamed.
Radical Islamism in Western geopolitics has long become a secret synonym for "democracy." The day is not far away when, in Brussels and Washington, they will raise the black al-Qaeda cloth. People striving for power in Europe and the USA are already fed up with endless elections. Only on the campaign of Romney and Obama two billion dollars will be spent, and in fact there is a crisis in the country. Whether business - dictatorship.
While Barack Obama is destroying single terrorists with one hand, from time to time strangely misses and sweeping half the village with civilians, with the other hand he sets the stage for building the United Arab Emirates. Someday the Muslim Brotherhood and Al Qaeda will rule in Washington. The hundreds of millions of patrons that the US Department of Homeland Security now buys are a reserve for Islamist militants who quickly bring order to the rotten state democracy, correct the constitution, cancel elections, and establish censorship in Hollywood.
Thus, the notorious double standards of the West do not consist in America’s implementation of the policy of oil “democrats” or criticism of undesirable regimes. Poorly concealing the fact that the values of Islamism in Libya and Egypt are more precious to him than the lives of Americans from the consulate general, Obama thus reveals perhaps the most secret Bilderberg secrets about the “new world order” ...
How Romney benefited Russia
Every cloud has a silver lining
Mitt Romney, followed by the entire US Republican Party, as a bunch of parrots, repeats the favorite slogan: "Russia is America's geopolitical enemy number one." Barack Obama tried to pull out his cheaty greasy deck witheight aces double standards and make a move with a trump card: the enemy is, they say, al-Qaeda, not Russia, - but in America today, al-Qaida can be penetrated except in a small twelve years old, which has just mastered the alphabet.
Feeling that the time had come to intervene in this dispute to an international arbiter, Russian President Putin cast his vote from overseas. Vladimir Vladimirovich’s KGB tactics were simple and brilliant at the same time. No, he did not blame Mr. Romney. And, being a peace-loving man, he did not threaten fraternal America. Instead of declaring a special Russian missile defense program, which in 2012-2016. will be implemented in Cuba and Venezuela to protect against potential invasion of the Greenland Eskimos, Comrade Putin thanked Mr. Romney for straightness. “The fact that Romney regards us as an enemy is a minus, but what he says directly, frankly, it means that he is a direct and frank person, this is a plus,” said our president.
If someone did not understand: V. Putin was not talking about Romney at all. He talked about Barack Obama. He made it clear to the Americans: if Mr. Obama declares his love of peace and at the same time thinks about European missile defense, and if he speaks of Al-Qaeda as an enemy and promotes “democracy” to Syria, then an honest fellow named Mitt Romney will never deceive his hardened enemy.
Black Sea puncture of Barack Obama
Americans admired the power of their fleetlooking at russian ships
Who watched the Hollywood action movies, he knows: all Americans are patriots. At the US Congress of the Democratic Party, which took place on September 4-6, there were more than enough patriots. One of them, Admiral John Natman, on the last day of the congress, pushed his pathetic speech, noting the great merits of American veterans. While the ex-admiral was speaking, an excited public shouted: “USA! USA! ”, And behind the speaker’s back, on a wide screen, a slide show of huge warships was displayed, designed to show the sea power of these same US.
However, among those who gathered not all showed themselves to be patriots. Moreover, Mr. Natman was suddenly refused to applaud not ordinary citizens-democrats, but the merits of the military, including those who know about the US Navy not by hearsay. These people, according to rumors, instead of "UESE" shouted something else, very much like "Rush".
The fact is that the naval power of America in the photographs presented the ships ... of the Black Sea Fleet: the large anti-submarine ship Kerch of the 1134 project, the patrol ship Smart, the 61 / 01090 project, the naval frigate of the Ukrainian 11351 project and the patrol ship of the 1135 project ( "Ok" or "Inquisitive"). Rob Barker, a former specialist in shipboard electronic weapons, who served in the US Navy before 2006, immediately identified the ships of the Russian Navy - by radar. is he сказал: “I was just shocked. It seems to me that the committee for organizing the congress should apologize. At the very least, one must admit the fact of the error. ”
Barker noticed the radar, and the other Democrats instead of the star-striped flags in the pictures saw the flags of St. Andrew.
American authorities and could not explain interested public, how is it that the Black Sea images got to the congress.
How are you, Mr. Obama, that is, Comrade Major of State Security? Kremlin agent in the White House with such experience - and almost failed the case, and at the same time the elections!
Bold, bright and with a vacuum cleaner
"Pusek" - in one row with Nelson Mandela
The month of September turned out to be favorable for the panquette from Pussy Rayot. World democracy, contrary to skeptics' predictions, not only did not forget them, but even crowned them with some laurels.
On September 14, Snob magazine awarded the convicted girls a “Made in Russia” prize in the “Art Project of the Year” nomination. The Expert Council decided that the best art project in the 2012 year - at the “Puzek”. Ksenia Sobchak, who announced the award with L. Parfyonov, then on Twitter noted thethat the choice of "Pussy Riot" - is the choice of "people". Under the people, many visitors to the Snob site were considered.
Competition to pankas in the struggle for the right to be called the author of the art project of the year amounted to: Alexander Brodsky - for a gazebo in Gorky Park, Alexander Gronsky - for a photographic project about Moscow, Nikolai Polissky - for the festival of landscape objects "Archstoyanie" and Olga Sviblova - for leadership of the Multimedia Art Museum. (For the curious reference - Expert Council Award).
Of course, the "punk prayer" turned out to be higher than some arbors in the park or photo projects.
For Snob, he pulled himself up to the cause of democracy and the European Parliament.
On the same day, “puski” were nominated for the Andrei Sakharov award “For Freedom of Thought”. Pankethok nominated German deputy Werner Schulz, who was supported by the European deputies 45, for the award. Herr Schulz is the parliamentary faction "Green / European Free Alliance" and is the deputy head of the delegation of the European Parliament in the EU-Russia parliamentary cooperation commission.
In a press release on this topic. saysthat the arrest of "PR" overshadows even the murders of journalists: "The protests and arrest of these three girls - coupled with the conditions of their detention in custody bordering on torture - as well as the conviction of two years in prison made them to draw attention to the unceremonious violation of civil there are more rights and non-observance of the letter of the law in Russia than previously committed murders of journalists and new repressive laws. ”
In addition, European parliamentarians have been named "Punk Prayer" in the Cathedral of Christ the Savior "bold and bright" action.
The Sakharov Prize is given to those who made a special contribution to the protection of human rights, fought for fundamental freedoms and the development of democracy. First her honored Nelson Mandela and Anatoly Marchenko (posthumously). In 2009, the human rights activist Lyudmila Alekseeva was among the laureates of the award. In 2011, the 50.000 premium euros were received by the leaders of the "Arab Spring". Now, quite possibly, the list, starting with the name of Mandela, in 2012, the trio will continue, headed by Tolokonnikova, the lady whose quiet life contraindicated.
And if N. Mandela fought against apartheid in South Africa, then “puski” see human rights are a little different: “Occupy a city with a frying pan. Come out with a vacuum cleaner, get an orgasm. Sravrat battalions of police girls. The naked cops are enjoying the new reform. ”
The most for the European Union. With his parades gay and lesbian, which if something is missing, it is an orgasm from a vacuum cleaner.
* “We, the boyars, are hard-working people! This is our boyar share ”- a phrase from the cartoon“ Last year’s snow fell ”.
Virus, virus, you are powerful! ..
Not for the first time in the "Results of the Week" the topic of an accident with the participation of clergymen of the ROC is raised. Someone may say that this is another round of persecution of Orthodoxy and an attempt to humiliate the clergy. However, we are not inclined to confuse spiritual matters and, let's say, physical matters, and therefore we allow ourselves to consider today a very interesting episode that happened during the week with our “old acquaintance” Hegumen Timofey (in the world - a citizen of Podobedov).
As you know, not long ago, the holy father in an expensive car with diplomatic numbers of the island state of Malta made an accident in the center of Moscow. Well, as they say, he did it and did it - it does not happen to anyone: the igumen is also human flesh, and therefore the desire to drive through the night capital on an elite sports car is not alien to him ... But the fact is not the fact of the accident, but that the witnesses of this incident stated that at the time of the accident, Timofey was in a state of either alcohol or drug intoxication. One of the witnesses, commenting on the situation that happened on that ill-fated night, said: "He (Mr. Podobedov) had insane glass eyes, he was in complete prostration." But for all the "persuasions" to pass the medical examination hegumen refused outright refused.
At the same time, the entire intimate conversation with the holy father, as well as those people whose cars were rammed by a BMW Z4 sports car driven by the abbot, was shot by a video recorder that was in the DPS car that arrived at the scene of the incident. This video, in the opinion of many, should have been evidence that Alexey Podobedov, who was supposed to serve as a spiritual guide between man and the forces of heaven, was not in a suitable condition and could not serve as a guide a priori ...
But then something happened that you can definitely call the heavenly punishment of the traffic police for all their sins against innocent motorists in general and the immaculate Abbot Timothy in particular. A computer virus, as announced by the judge Olga Lebentsova, reading the paper that came from the 6 department of DPS, struck the same record from the police car's DVR ... Apparently, the video recorder of the same machine worked under the Windows OS, which the virus “attacked” Trojan-gen. Gibdd Igumen not found.
If you try to imagine how evil (or virtuous) the virus carried out the attack of the traffic police department, it simply takes fear: a certain mixture of “The Matrix”, “Guest from the Future” and Steven Spielberg films pops up before your eyes. How the law-enforcement representatives themselves survived, and were not erased by viruses, it remains only to guess ...
However, even a virus devouring the files of video recorders could not prevent the deprivation of a citizen of Podobedov of the right to drive a car. The court issued a verdict: to deprive Alexey Podobedov of a driver's license for the term 20 months Let's hope that after this the abbot will not betray the anathema of Judge Lebentsova ...
Khimki democracy, or Who where, and we in Khimki
"Dunk, dunk
Tsunara degenerate!
Dunk
Democrat MP ”
(text by Sergei "Spider" Troitsky, the group "metal Corrosion")
Tsunara degenerate!
Dunk
Democrat MP ”
(text by Sergei "Spider" Troitsky, the group "metal Corrosion")
And apparently, in order to embody the words from his song with the title, which is better not to be made publicly available on our website, Sergei Troitsky decided to storm not the scenes in the metal clubs of the country, but political olimps. Sergei Evgenievich chose the post of mayor of the Moscow region city of Khimki as the first political peak. Either the city’s name attracted Sergey, or some personal circumstances were the cause, but Mr. Troitsky decided to fight other candidates for the post of Khimki mayor.
So, first, briefly about the program of Sergei Evgenievich.
A candidate for mayor proposes to relocate exactly half a million Chinese to Khimki, with whom he will pay for the work of 3 dollars per day (in China, according to Trinity, they get 2 dollars). In the meantime, the Chinese in Khimki will work, all other citizens can, quote, "smoke a cigar and watch the plasma."
Point number is as follows: to invite only Germans to govern the city, as was the case under Peter I and other Russian monarchs. Let the Germans and understand how to manage the city.
Next: we must urgently resolve the demographic issue in Khimki (apparently, half a million Chinese as a demographic boom is, as they say, spit and grind), and for this, all Khimki men will issue a car loan to buy the Lada Kalina by all means (men ) will have to conceive children, inviting to his Khimki women. Why in the car? .. Most likely, all the apartments in Khimki at that time will already be occupied by Chinese migrant workers, and therefore “Kalina” is a kind, but an option ...
And the candidate Troitsky proposes to dole the remnants of the Khimki forest, in which, according to his personal observations, only homeless people, pedophiles, drug addicts and rabid dogs are gathered. After cutting down, Trinity plans to open his Las Vegas in Khimki, where gamers of all stripes will come to from all over the country. Well, in general, there were drug addicts, gamers will become - something like that ... New Vasyuki, in general ...
If someone thinks that Troitsky is far from politics at all, then this, as it turned out, is far from being the case. Sergei Yevgenyevich has already ran for Moscow mayors, and even for deputies of the State Duma. At the same time, Troitsky celebrated victory at his single-mandate precinct and was already preparing to get a deputy mandate, but the most dishonest election for the crystal clear candidate Spider was canceled. Still: Vladimir Volfovich would hardly have allowed a new showman to appear in the walls of a building on Okhotny Ryad ...
In general, the elections in Khimki promise to be truly exciting. Here there are more “green” candidates than there are trees in the Khimki forest. And for the post of mayor of a Moscow region city, a candidate from the unregistered party “The Other Russia” ex-prisoner Sergei nominates his candidacy, forgive my God, Medvedev. “God forgive me,” because too caught up with a non-opposition surname for such an opposition party ... Apparently, “Other Russia” can shoot this time with slogans “Vote for Medvedev!”, Well, or “Vote for Medvedev, don't drive empty!”
Farewell beep deputy Gudkov
Well, for now some of them are only fighting for a political mandate, others are losing their mandates. They lose, of course, not themselves, and not without the help, as they say, of good people.
During the week of his deputy mandate and, as a result, parliamentary immunity was deprived of the legislator from the party “Fair Russia” Gennady Gudkov. According to the law, Gudkov still has exactly one month to carry a deputy ID card in the inside pocket of his jacket, after which he will be “strongly recommended” to hand over this document to “reliable hands”.
All the fuss broke out due to the fact that the deputy Gudkov revealed the presence of a personal business in the form of a private security agency. At the same time, Gennady Gudkov himself stated that there are quite a few people like him in the State Duma, and in very different factions. To this, people (from among those who know) Gudkov responded that, they say, this is the case, only the people you are talking about had time to re-register their business for second cousins by the godfather, but you, Gennady Vladimirovich, did not and remained one of the main shareholders of their company.
In general, in this regard, Gudkov, of course, was pierced, and any punctures of opposition-minded politicians are well tracked here. As a result, such groups as the LDPR and United Russia (except for Stanislav Govorukhin) spoke out for depriving Gudkov of a deputy’s mandate and immunity from criminal prosecution, and therefore Gennady Vladimirovich became a common Russian citizen who can now be started and prosecuted by majority vote.
But by and large, Gudkov’s puncture was not even that he had a private business (well, what kind of Russian legislator would be idle in the Duma), but that he allowed himself too many words, which due to certain circumstances do not harmonize with the position of the majority of deputies. In particular, there was information that Gudkov allegedly threatened law enforcement officers who came to check his private security companies, that “I’ll just tomorrow bring the whole press to hell, and these are all people from the boulevards who are walking there today, checking walk with the writers, with all sorts of leaders there, akunin and parfyonovym, they will come tomorrow at my request to the Ministry of Internal Affairs and stay there for a few days, maybe there for a week. ” A peculiar compliment from Gudkov and Akunin, and Parfyonov - there is nothing to say ... If such a conversation definitely had a place to be, then it becomes clear why "all sorts of leaders there" at the right time find themselves in the right place surrounded by a large number of the right people ...
“You will not say how many degrees are below zero now?”, Or Search in the chamber of Yulia Tymoshenko
Last week, the main prisoner of our time (after “Pussy Riot”, of course) again proved itself - Yulia Tymoshenko. In the ward No. 5 (we emphasize, not the 6 number, but the 5 number) of the Kharkov city, representatives of the Ukrainian penitentiary service inspected the personal belongings of the ex-premier of the country, which is being treated in this hospital for some illness. Representatives of the authorities say that it was not a search, but a routine inspection, which is intended for all prisoners undergoing treatment in ordinary medical institutions.
During such an inspection, two dosimeters of unidentified medicine, as well as unnamed illegal technical devices, were seized from Yulia Vladimirovna.
Immediately the question arises, for which the main oppositionist of Ukraine needed dosimeters in the chamber, and in the amount of two pieces. This was answered by the woman herself with a scythe. She stated that dosimeters were used to collect radiation background data in her ward. Allegedly on the storage device were marked readings of the background, which exceeds the norm. What testimony, Tymoshenko did not clarify.
One would like to say: did polonium really ... So that Yulia Vladimirovna would no longer have images of the unfortunate FSB officer Alexander Litvinenko, who was also lying on a hospital bed, the prison officials decided to save Tymoshenko’s ward from devices that were harmful to her feminine psyche.
Moreover, the same staff was interested in literature, which she deigned in the hospital to read Yulia Vladimirovna. Somehow, not everyone believed that the inmate was being read to the Criminal Procedure Code of Ukraine. They looked into the book and saw that their mother was honest, no, not what you thought, but a whole cache. In this cache, the main Yulya of Ukraine kept those same unidentified medicines, as well as prohibited technical devices.
In general, now Yulia Tymoshenko is demanding the return of her dosimeters.
In connection with such a situation, we can expect that Yulia Tymoshenko’s supporters in the near future will supply her as a “transfer” both other dosimeters, and possibly thermometers, interferometers to refine the refractive indices of air in the chamber, a set of diffraction gratings for wavelength analysis light that comes from the floor lamp, as well as a couple of voltmeters to check the compliance of the voltage in the sockets with its normal values.
Part II. “The blind leads the blind. This is called democracy. ”
Under the black flag of al-Qaida, or Democracy as synonymous with Islamism
The secret becomes clear
Recently, Aleppo returned to his homeland, Jacques Beres, one of the founders of the Doctors Without Borders organization. In Syria, this doctor did that. what is laid to the doctor who once gave the Hippocratic Oath: he treated militants and terrorists, in a democratic language, called "oppositionists" and "freedom fighters".
Returning to France, he рассказал reporters that the "rebels" did not build democracy in Syria, and in general there is a battle for the creation of a Sharia state as part of the "World Emirate", but leads it a motley gathering from different countries. The doctor had to darn and the French, who on the operating tables fanatically glorified their idol - Mohammed Mehr, a terrorist who in March committed massacres in Toulouse and Montauban.
Incredibly, but a fact: watching Islamism grow stronger in the countries of the "Arab spring", in the West they began to think ... about Putin’s righteousness. For example, Pascal Loro, whom you can’t call a supporter of Bashar Assad, one of these days thought hard and has concluded: in the Kremlin, it is not in vain that the fall of Assad will result in the creation of a huge Islamist anti-Western space in Syria.
Pascal Loro echoed by journalistic oblivion, was echoed by Alain Shue - a senior man, an expert on Syria with almost 45-year experience, a former high-ranking representative of French intelligence. The “Arab Spring” in those states where the regimes were overthrown, the expert does not see, but sees “Islamist winter”: the power of religious fundamentalists, “experienced hypocrites”, who won posts in the government and the presidency. It is only incomprehensible to Comrade Shue, and why this West supports movements that act under the slogan “Allah Akbar!”, Acting not only against the interests of the peoples of those countries where “winter” comes, but also the interests of Europe ... The expert is at a loss for speculation and explains the position of the West " Incomprehensible Schizophrenia ”, which struck both politicians and journalists. He warns: a massive rise of barbarism can harm the West.
The forecast of an experienced analyst this week has come true one hundred percent. True, the first blow was struck not at Europe, but at the United States.
In Egypt, Libya, Yemen, Tunisia and some other places, riots occurred, accompanied by the use of firearms. weapons down to grenade launchers. The American ambassador Christopher Stevens died in Benghazi (he was poisoned by carbon monoxide in a building fire and died in a hospital). The State Department press officer and two marines, a security guard, were killed.
The reason for the attack of the consulate in Benghazi was the film “The Innocence of Muslims”, in which, first, the prophet Mohammed was shown, and, secondly, shown incorrectly. However, the attackers did not watch this film, so the shooting, arson and death caused rumors about the film rather than its content.
A budget film in 5 of millions of dollars called “Innocence of Muslims” was made with money from representatives of the US Jewish community; its author is 52-year-old Jewish American Sam Basil. This person, whose location is now unknown, saidthat "Islam is a cancer." The film, according to the author, was shot as a “provocative political message condemning religion”. One of the producers of the film was the brawler pastor from Florida, Terry Jones, who is known worldwide as a public Koran burner.
Of course, such a movie Libyans could not please.
Another version of the Libyan attack is based on the fact that the radical Islamists planned to assault the Consulate General in Benghazi in advance. The reason was the murder of their countryman Abu-Yahya al-Libi, the right hand of Ayman Al-Zawahiri. And the date of revenge was appropriate - 11 September.
It seems that the main reason is still a film, or rather, rumors about it, because the unrest of Muslims covered more than one Libya.
The American Ambassador, Mr. Stevens, was one of the main Washington "specialists" on color revolutions in the Arab world. Last year this man played the role of coordinator of Western assistance to the Libyan "oppositionists" who opposed Colonel Gaddafi. Stevens briefly outlived the hero who was killed by the Libyan "revolutionaries". Next to Muammar came the turn of the American.
Once, fighting in Afghanistan for world hegemony, the CIA spawned Al-Qaeda, which in the near future left America sideways. Now Washington has stepped on the same rake: it has set up color revolutions in the Arab world, which did not change the attitude of the “new democrats” to it, who at first took power, now they are going to take America by the gills, and then they plan to rule a non-state world and from the emirates.
The press gloats: they fought for it, they ran into it, Americans don’t learn from their mistakes, it’s time to pay for double standards, and so on. Splashing poisonous ink on America, surprisingly amicable condemnation, the line-ups lost sight of one curious fact.
After the tragedy in Benghazi, the White House spokesman Jay Carney made an unambiguous statement. is he сказал to reporters: “The US government is not involved in making this film. We reject all statements and content made in it. We consider the film ugly and worthy of condemnation. America is a country with history tolerance and respect for religion, this is the foundation of our nation. We are strong because our country is home to people practicing different religions, including millions of Muslims. ”
The statement is very indicative. The White House did not "decisively blamed" the murderers, as is generally accepted in such terrible cases, but spoke out against the film.
Barack Obama himself confirmed the death of Stevens and ordered overseas missions to tighten security. The president also said that attacks on diplomatic missions in Libya and Egypt are cruel and unacceptable. And then they went to the Libyan side of the ships with "Tomahawks" - and not to fight with the Libyans, of course, but for "reaction".
It is also interesting that the US Embassy in Cairo, not knowing about the victims in Benghazi, condemned “Continuing attempts by misguided persons to hurt the religious feelings of Muslims, as well as attempts to offend people of all faiths”.
And if you compare two facts: 1) The West with America at the head unanimously shouts a democratic “hurray” to the Moscow panquettes from “Pussy Rayot” who desecrated an Orthodox church with its “punk-prayer”; 2) the same West unanimously condemns the anti-Islamic film, as if sending its dead to the background, it becomes even more interesting ...
Mitt Romney on Obama's “weakness” even earned his election points. is he He accused US President in weakness and sympathy for those who attack the embassies of the country: “I think the administration did wrong by making a statement, actually expressing sympathy to those who broke into our embassy in Egypt, instead of condemning their actions ...”
This is where we come to the most important thing. How to condemn actions своих? Did not great America fight for their rights and freedoms in Libya? And in Egypt? And is it not for their rights and freedoms that she is fighting through tseerushnoy and "communication" assistance on the border of Syria, where she works alongside Al-Qaeda, which has goals that are apparently very similar to those of the United States?
And why, finally, nobody was surprised by the fact that at the congress of the US Democratic Party this year participated record number of Muslims: over 100 delegates representing roughly 20 states? For comparison: in the 2008 year, the Muslims at the Democratic Party congress were 43, in 2004 - 25. Do you feel how the “curve of the American dream” went up?
So, gentlemen, good! European journalists and analysts vainly wonder and accuse their governments of schizophrenia or "naivety." Naivety is not from politicians, but from journalists who, even in 2016, when President of America is not Hillary Clinton, but some former member of Al-Qaida, prudently excluded by the UN committee from the lists of terrorists, will be surprised and blamed.
Radical Islamism in Western geopolitics has long become a secret synonym for "democracy." The day is not far away when, in Brussels and Washington, they will raise the black al-Qaeda cloth. People striving for power in Europe and the USA are already fed up with endless elections. Only on the campaign of Romney and Obama two billion dollars will be spent, and in fact there is a crisis in the country. Whether business - dictatorship.
While Barack Obama is destroying single terrorists with one hand, from time to time strangely misses and sweeping half the village with civilians, with the other hand he sets the stage for building the United Arab Emirates. Someday the Muslim Brotherhood and Al Qaeda will rule in Washington. The hundreds of millions of patrons that the US Department of Homeland Security now buys are a reserve for Islamist militants who quickly bring order to the rotten state democracy, correct the constitution, cancel elections, and establish censorship in Hollywood.
Thus, the notorious double standards of the West do not consist in America’s implementation of the policy of oil “democrats” or criticism of undesirable regimes. Poorly concealing the fact that the values of Islamism in Libya and Egypt are more precious to him than the lives of Americans from the consulate general, Obama thus reveals perhaps the most secret Bilderberg secrets about the “new world order” ...
How Romney benefited Russia
Every cloud has a silver lining
Mitt Romney, followed by the entire US Republican Party, as a bunch of parrots, repeats the favorite slogan: "Russia is America's geopolitical enemy number one." Barack Obama tried to pull out his cheaty greasy deck with
Feeling that the time had come to intervene in this dispute to an international arbiter, Russian President Putin cast his vote from overseas. Vladimir Vladimirovich’s KGB tactics were simple and brilliant at the same time. No, he did not blame Mr. Romney. And, being a peace-loving man, he did not threaten fraternal America. Instead of declaring a special Russian missile defense program, which in 2012-2016. will be implemented in Cuba and Venezuela to protect against potential invasion of the Greenland Eskimos, Comrade Putin thanked Mr. Romney for straightness. “The fact that Romney regards us as an enemy is a minus, but what he says directly, frankly, it means that he is a direct and frank person, this is a plus,” said our president.
If someone did not understand: V. Putin was not talking about Romney at all. He talked about Barack Obama. He made it clear to the Americans: if Mr. Obama declares his love of peace and at the same time thinks about European missile defense, and if he speaks of Al-Qaeda as an enemy and promotes “democracy” to Syria, then an honest fellow named Mitt Romney will never deceive his hardened enemy.
Black Sea puncture of Barack Obama
Americans admired the power of their fleetlooking at russian ships
Who watched the Hollywood action movies, he knows: all Americans are patriots. At the US Congress of the Democratic Party, which took place on September 4-6, there were more than enough patriots. One of them, Admiral John Natman, on the last day of the congress, pushed his pathetic speech, noting the great merits of American veterans. While the ex-admiral was speaking, an excited public shouted: “USA! USA! ”, And behind the speaker’s back, on a wide screen, a slide show of huge warships was displayed, designed to show the sea power of these same US.
However, among those who gathered not all showed themselves to be patriots. Moreover, Mr. Natman was suddenly refused to applaud not ordinary citizens-democrats, but the merits of the military, including those who know about the US Navy not by hearsay. These people, according to rumors, instead of "UESE" shouted something else, very much like "Rush".
The fact is that the naval power of America in the photographs presented the ships ... of the Black Sea Fleet: the large anti-submarine ship Kerch of the 1134 project, the patrol ship Smart, the 61 / 01090 project, the naval frigate of the Ukrainian 11351 project and the patrol ship of the 1135 project ( "Ok" or "Inquisitive"). Rob Barker, a former specialist in shipboard electronic weapons, who served in the US Navy before 2006, immediately identified the ships of the Russian Navy - by radar. is he сказал: “I was just shocked. It seems to me that the committee for organizing the congress should apologize. At the very least, one must admit the fact of the error. ”
Barker noticed the radar, and the other Democrats instead of the star-striped flags in the pictures saw the flags of St. Andrew.
American authorities and could not explain interested public, how is it that the Black Sea images got to the congress.
How are you, Mr. Obama, that is, Comrade Major of State Security? Kremlin agent in the White House with such experience - and almost failed the case, and at the same time the elections!
Bold, bright and with a vacuum cleaner
"Pusek" - in one row with Nelson Mandela
The month of September turned out to be favorable for the panquette from Pussy Rayot. World democracy, contrary to skeptics' predictions, not only did not forget them, but even crowned them with some laurels.
On September 14, Snob magazine awarded the convicted girls a “Made in Russia” prize in the “Art Project of the Year” nomination. The Expert Council decided that the best art project in the 2012 year - at the “Puzek”. Ksenia Sobchak, who announced the award with L. Parfyonov, then on Twitter noted thethat the choice of "Pussy Riot" - is the choice of "people". Under the people, many visitors to the Snob site were considered.
Competition to pankas in the struggle for the right to be called the author of the art project of the year amounted to: Alexander Brodsky - for a gazebo in Gorky Park, Alexander Gronsky - for a photographic project about Moscow, Nikolai Polissky - for the festival of landscape objects "Archstoyanie" and Olga Sviblova - for leadership of the Multimedia Art Museum. (For the curious reference - Expert Council Award).
Of course, the "punk prayer" turned out to be higher than some arbors in the park or photo projects.
For Snob, he pulled himself up to the cause of democracy and the European Parliament.
On the same day, “puski” were nominated for the Andrei Sakharov award “For Freedom of Thought”. Pankethok nominated German deputy Werner Schulz, who was supported by the European deputies 45, for the award. Herr Schulz is the parliamentary faction "Green / European Free Alliance" and is the deputy head of the delegation of the European Parliament in the EU-Russia parliamentary cooperation commission.
In a press release on this topic. saysthat the arrest of "PR" overshadows even the murders of journalists: "The protests and arrest of these three girls - coupled with the conditions of their detention in custody bordering on torture - as well as the conviction of two years in prison made them to draw attention to the unceremonious violation of civil there are more rights and non-observance of the letter of the law in Russia than previously committed murders of journalists and new repressive laws. ”
In addition, European parliamentarians have been named "Punk Prayer" in the Cathedral of Christ the Savior "bold and bright" action.
The Sakharov Prize is given to those who made a special contribution to the protection of human rights, fought for fundamental freedoms and the development of democracy. First her honored Nelson Mandela and Anatoly Marchenko (posthumously). In 2009, the human rights activist Lyudmila Alekseeva was among the laureates of the award. In 2011, the 50.000 premium euros were received by the leaders of the "Arab Spring". Now, quite possibly, the list, starting with the name of Mandela, in 2012, the trio will continue, headed by Tolokonnikova, the lady whose quiet life contraindicated.
And if N. Mandela fought against apartheid in South Africa, then “puski” see human rights are a little different: “Occupy a city with a frying pan. Come out with a vacuum cleaner, get an orgasm. Sravrat battalions of police girls. The naked cops are enjoying the new reform. ”
The most for the European Union. With his parades gay and lesbian, which if something is missing, it is an orgasm from a vacuum cleaner.
* “We, the boyars, are hard-working people! This is our boyar share ”- a phrase from the cartoon“ Last year’s snow fell ”.
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