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Woe to you, Europe! They are coming!

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Photo: Metropolitan Police


"I will walk like a lynx from the Alps to Onega
A path of guerrilla freeways.
Everything is on a slope - trams and carts.
Don't forget, you bastards, Stalingrad! "

Alexander Bashlachev, "The exploit of the scout"

Once again, the epigraph was very appropriate to the words of one of the greatest Russian poets of the Soviet era, Alexander Bashlachev. And today's theme is perfectly illustrated by the words of the poet, even if they were written quite a long time ago. Hereinafter - quotes from the comic (I emphasize) song "The exploit of the scout".

Another wave of Boshiropetrovsk (B & P) swept the world. This sweet couple has already put the whole of Europe on the ears, and, probably, will soon begin to conquer America. Although we will talk about America at the very end.

Everything is very bad in Europe. Starting in Great Britain, where the B&P miraculously did not send the Skripal family to the next world, brutally removing the witness - the cat, a couple of supermen continue to have fun.

Petrov and Boshirov, they are Popa and Tabarov, they are Chepiga and Mishkin - their name is legion. They travel Europe with impunity, elusive and merciless. And with them there is still a legion of either "colleagues" or their other incarnations: Denis Sergeev, Sergei Fedotov, Yegor Gordienko, Georgy Gorshkov, Sergei Lyutenko, Sergei Pavlov.

Of course, these are not employees of the GRU, these are all pseudonyms of B&P. True, there is an opinion that Sergei Fedotov is still a person, but they do not have solid evidence under them.

And if earlier B&P entertained themselves as a “newcomer”, working on Skripals, Navalny, Gebrev, now more serious accusations are being brought against them. The blowing up of warehouses in the Czech Republic, Bulgaria, Romania and, of course, in Ukraine - this is all their handiwork.

Woe to you, Europe! They are coming!

Even if something has not yet been proven - this is how it is so far. They will prove it, they will definitely prove it, because this pair is not particularly encrypted.

“I'm alarmed. I bite my mattress.
I tremble like a SS-20 before launch. "


In general, I must say a huge "thank you" to the British. This nation has endowed us all with such cool literary characters like Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, James Bond, Harry Potter ...

But Holmes and Watson are clearly outdated, despite a very good attempt to modernize them with the help of a British actor with an unpronounceable surname Benedict Cumberbatch, after all, they are nothing more than regional fighters against evil. Agent 007 is more serious, he is still a Fighter against the World Evil.


And as for our couple, they are like the World Evil. With which we must fight seriously, because if objects for processing by a “newcomer” are not such a problem, then there are warehouses with ammunition even in Zimbabwe and Sudan. And they do not move, but stand and wait for the B&P to get to them. According to the genre.

That is why "If you have not exploded yet - we are going to you!"

And now all the easy fun with the "newbie" are left behind, only plastids, only hardcore.

“I am the shield and sword of the native Land of the Soviets!
Until they manage to overtake me -
I will break the wings of all rockets
To report to the mainland:

Like, the proletarian cookie Bonn came out.
Tell your mom - NATO is on the tail!
Your son fights to the last bullet
At the enemy's nameless height. "

In reality, if Boshirov and Petrov were not there, they would, of course, be invented. Useful from any side, both as an excuse for sanctions and as a goal for James Bond. I am silent about Harry Potter, he with his magic wand will be weak against ours. Boshirov and Petrov, if necessary, hang Godzilla, not to mention Voldemort. One on one.


And since there are two of ours, and even some pitching, then it will not be easy for Bond. Not only was it a waste, but it was drunk all over. Martini, of course, yes, not difficult water (vodka), but nonetheless. The chances are slim.

So all that remains is to wait patiently until our couple calms down. Because obviously in Europe there are no forces capable of coping with them.


Photo: Metropolitan Police

It is clear that warehouses in Ukraine, Romania, Bulgaria and the Czech Republic are only part of the affairs that the B&P duo has done.

The list of “victories” is definitely much longer than it seems at first glance.

It is worth looking at the sudden clouding of mind in two European parliaments, Ukraine and Germany. I don't know what they injected into the ventilation system, but the result is not that obvious, but something happened to the heads of the parliamentarians.

How do you like hacking and election fraud? As a result, in Ukraine - Zelensky, and in the USA - there was Trump ... In general, it is noticeable that this couple strongly dislikes Ukraine.

Who set Notre Dame on fire?


Photo: kostas_kofinas / Instagram

This guy, from Wuhan ... When he was buried, everyone saw the bruises. Where did it come from? The mouse did not want to eat ...

Who broke the Polish submarine? And with the Poles too, starting from stories not everything is smooth with the plane.

President of Chad, rest his soul? Do you have an alibi?

Greta Thunberg ... Well, with her, everything is more or less clear. Jeremy Clarkson is definitely not in business, for such an operation, combat vehicles were needed, devoid of emotion and sensitivity. Well, plus "Viagra" at the expense of the office.

Latvian football agent Roman Bezzubov - it seems that B&P was in a bad mood.

The list goes on and on. And I am sure it will continue without me, because, as practice shows, the brave duet only takes acceleration. And then it will only get steeper, because the appetite comes with eating, and the satisfaction from the work done at the sight of fireworks from a warehouse with grenades burned from several sides.

So there will still be plenty of fun.

“I want to jump under the wheels with a grenade,
But the banner of the part to be in time.
Then remain silent on torture and interrogation,
And before dying - to sing about Katyusha ”.

It is worth agreeing that the topic of the Crimea and pipelines in terms of sanctions will not go far. We have to come up with something new constantly, this is also according to the genre. First there was Crimea, then Donbass. Then for Magnitsky. Then Syria, but it's small things, like the sale weapons Iran, Syria and the DPRK. Cyberattacks and Navalny - you can't throw too much either. And the attacks are not really proven, and Navalny is alive and relatively healthy.

And to keep the world in good shape, you need something more serious than a "newbie", from whom no one went to the next world. A frivolous "chemical warfare agent" of some kind. Everybody is alive.

But warehouses are a topic. So good and fat. And no one will care that the Czechs themselves admitted that they did not really guard the warehouses. A civilized European country, why? Who could have guessed there that Evil would appear?

But the theme of warehouses is also not eternal. And it will also have to be changed for something digestible. It is clear that dissecting B & Ps on hypersound in a pyramidal apparatus without wings, but with antennas over a US destroyer, is still more on the topic of poorly refined whiskey or smuggled liquor from Mexico.

The B&P will not allow themselves anything like that, their weapons are secrecy and surprise.


But the topic will have to be changed. We will not come up with vectors for further development, what if it coincides by chance and spoil all the raspberries?

You just need to understand and accept that the topic of Russia's sins in front of the whole world cannot be abandoned. In the nineties, when the world suddenly became unipolar, all super-agents, liquidators, special forces, and whatever, the existence of the entire NATO bloc was threatened as unnecessary.

And then grace descended in the person of Russia and its Boshirovs, Petrovs and others.

In the west, it's time for us to start filling in our suitcases with gratitude, for the fact that many thousands are sitting on their wages, and not at the labor exchange bustle. Generals, admirals, special agents ...

James Bond is generally indebted to his death - not unemployed now.

We should think about, if not about the series, then at least about the comics. Well, that sounds good:
"Two from the Casket and the Spire of Salisbury."
"Two from" Casket "and the shame of Greta Thunberg" (well, they certainly won't miss it, porn whatever one may say).
"Two from" Casket "and festive fireworks for Gebrev"
"Two from the" Casket "and the horror of Notre Dame de Paris."

Well, stuff like that. And in the background, James Bond is trying to keep up with the Lada in his Aston Martin. "Kalina", of course. Yellow.

“Yes, I got out of the binge on time ...
We won’t give up our dear Kostroma!
Favorite city can sleep peacefully
And peacefully turn green in the middle of winter. "

Not a bad script. And sanctions, sanctions, sanctions ... Well, at least we will beat it off partially by selling the franchise.

And now let's move on to America. Why do Petrov and Boshirov only shurud in Europe, and not a foot in the USA? Where does this selectivity come from?

It's simple. In the United States, in addition to the CIA, NSA, the ILC, the army and fleet there is also Captain America, Iron Man Tony Stark, Spider-Man, Falcon, Black Widow, Hulk and so on.


In general, it would be imprudent to climb on such a company together. So it is possible that everything is still ahead, but for now Boshirov and Petrov will train in Europe.

In general - a classic of the genre.

“Bodun grew stronger. It's time to take your pill.
A secret call sign squeaked in my ears.
On weekends, I really want to reconnaissance.
Ayda guys! Which one of you is with me? "
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  1. rocket757
    rocket757 5 May 2021 11: 06
    +15
    In general - a classic of the genre.
    And sho, it's time to shoot films about our NEW HEROES !!! They do a righteous deed, no matter how.
    1. SERGE ANT
      SERGE ANT 5 May 2021 11: 15
      +28
      These names have already become household names.
      1. rocket757
        rocket757 5 May 2021 11: 27
        +6
        Why not? Let the enemy fear even their names!
        1. NIKN
          NIKN 5 May 2021 15: 10
          +3
          At copper, archaeologists have studied an Egyptian mummy. They came to the conclusion that she was 26 weeks pregnant ... Petrov and Basharov are silent and, according to rumors, wrote a vacation report at their own expense ...
          1. KLV
            KLV 5 May 2021 18: 48
            +3
            What is copper?
            1. NIKN
              NIKN 5 May 2021 19: 34
              +5
              Namedni (colloquial) is an adverb meaning “one of these days; recently; shortly; counting not hours, but days (these days); relating to the same day " smile
        2. Muddy Seeing ORACLE
          Muddy Seeing ORACLE 11 May 2021 19: 56
          0
          Quote: rocket757
          Why not? Let the enemy fear even their names!

          Petka and Vasily Ivanovich of the 21st century.
      2. Lycan
        Lycan 5 May 2021 12: 57
        +7
        These two are silent - even then they set the Russians against the "peaceful" Swedes near Poltava ...
        1. Aleksandre
          Aleksandre 5 May 2021 13: 36
          +7
          Quote: Lycan
          These two are silent - even then they set the Russians against the "peaceful" Swedes near Poltava ...

          Digging finely, comrade .... Here Oslyabya and Peresvet - do you think who they were?
          1. tihonmarine
            tihonmarine 5 May 2021 14: 12
            +3
            Quote: Aleksandre
            Here Oslyabya and Peresvet - do you think who they were?

            Is it really Petrov and Bashirov?
          2. Lycan
            Lycan 5 May 2021 17: 42
            +1
            Ah .. well, these are the days of training in the secret-detective voivodeship - this is their cross-diploma project to establish "parity" relations, .. so, noticeable, but a trifle.
      3. vladimirvn
        vladimirvn 5 May 2021 13: 17
        +15
        The President has a nuclear briefcase and a call button for Petrov and Boshirov. laughing
        1. Pilot
          Pilot 5 May 2021 15: 02
          +3
          Quote: vladimirvn
          The President has a nuclear briefcase and a call button for Petrov and Boshirov. laughing
          Yeah, there is even such a fairy tale ... lol
      4. 210ox
        210ox 5 May 2021 14: 25
        +5
        I think it started much earlier. In the evening, before St. Bartholomew's night.
      5. The comment was deleted.
      6. den3080
        den3080 6 May 2021 08: 49
        +3
        Quote: SERGE ANT
        These names have already become household names.

        No.
        They were still in the ambush regiment on the Kulikovo field.
        And who set Moscow on fire in the fall of 1812 if not Petrov / Boshirov? Napoleon? But who can suggest such a thing about the glorious and democratic European politics?
    2. Fenia04
      Fenia04 5 May 2021 11: 22
      +5
      Quote: rocket757
      it's time to shoot movies

      Crawling, crouching in broad daylight, agents will do good and enforce justice. The epic "spinal" film will turn out, and then the second and third parts will arrive in time.
      1. rocket757
        rocket757 5 May 2021 11: 26
        +7
        Well, yes, and agents 007 do not creep and impose, dermocracy and freedom in the whole world?
        Fresh dowry ... carries a mile away with tukhlinka.
      2. Installer
        Installer 5 May 2021 12: 17
        +7
        I propose to erect a monument to such Petrovs and Bashirovs!
    3. Catfish
      Catfish 5 May 2021 11: 30
      +21
      Hi, hi. hi
      No, well, everything is fine, the titles go to the guys, the salary is dripping, well, they work as best they can, so are normal people, not some supermen. What to do - service. laughing
      1. rocket757
        rocket757 5 May 2021 12: 13
        +6
        Hi Konstantin soldier
        Now the guys only do "paper" work. Alas, alas, this is the proportion of agents who have appeared.
        It may be early to write a memoir, but the script for the film is different! there the fantasies of the director, screenwriter, everything can turn upside down! We kind of need to ... portray a goat's face, in the right, completely definite direction.
        1. Catfish
          Catfish 5 May 2021 12: 23
          +4
          ... to portray a goat's face, in the right, completely definite direction.


          And let our enemy laugh with an evil laugh,
          Let yourself do evil in the darkness,
          We will beat him with labor success
          And military studies including "(c) soldier wink
          1. rocket757
            rocket757 5 May 2021 12: 32
            +2
            We will answer all their intrigues in unison ...
            Armor is strong, and our tanks are fast,
            And our people are full of courage:
            In the ranks are Soviet tankmen -
            Their great Motherland sons.
      2. ee2100
        ee2100 5 May 2021 12: 46
        +20
        Hi Konstantin!

        This is already History
        1. Catfish
          Catfish 5 May 2021 12: 58
          +2
          Hi Sasha! smile
          Bismarck was an intelligent man and always knew what he was saying. drinks
          1. ee2100
            ee2100 5 May 2021 13: 05
            +3
            Wise, foresaw everything!
        2. Uncle lee
          Uncle lee 5 May 2021 14: 04
          +9
          Quote: ee2100
          This is already History

      3. ee2100
        ee2100 5 May 2021 15: 03
        +13
        The hottest from Warsaw
        1. Korsar4
          Korsar4 5 May 2021 15: 09
          +1
          Forgot to put on your invisibility mask?
          1. ee2100
            ee2100 5 May 2021 15: 13
            +4
            Why hide, they are the most famous here! The whole world knows.
            1. Catfish
              Catfish 5 May 2021 15: 19
              +2
              Precisely, they are like Stirlitz, everyone knew that he was a Soviet spy Isaev, but to no avail. wink
              1. ee2100
                ee2100 5 May 2021 15: 24
                +5
                Stirlitz, are you a Jew? Are you Mueller, I'm Russian!
    4. antivirus
      antivirus 5 May 2021 12: 14
      +6
      1.In 2024, the Earth will hit the celestial axis - we know whose work.
      2. Definitely the list of "victories" is much more than it seems at first glance - in 2023 the Yukon will flow to the east and flood Canada and Dakota, missile silos and command posts in Cheyenne under threat of destruction ...
    5. RealPilot
      RealPilot 5 May 2021 12: 35
      +7
      But this option:

      Drip-drop-drop ... Take the ready-made!
      Newbie first ... Who's new? Who's new ?! laughing
      1. rocket757
        rocket757 5 May 2021 12: 43
        +1
        Yes, yes, and around it Drip-Drip-Drip ... Beginner-Pervachok ... in a filling station and a gas mask to walk, or what?
        No, no, this is not our method.
        1. Egoza
          Egoza 5 May 2021 13: 29
          +2
          Quote: rocket757
          No, no, this is not our method.

          That's it! We're not going that way. I would put it here, but ... we will be "democratic". read it yourself, the main thing is to get to the poem
          https://rusvesna.su/news/1620155352
          1. rocket757
            rocket757 5 May 2021 14: 10
            +1
            When / if the cannons "start talking", the rockets "sing", we will have very little time for poetry and all the rest of our song of death ...
            I really don't want the lyrics to have been cut short by harsh practice.
    6. mat-vey
      mat-vey 5 May 2021 12: 48
      +12
      Quote: rocket757
      And sho, it's time to shoot films about our NEW HEROES !!!
      It seems that there is already something laughing
      1. rocket757
        rocket757 5 May 2021 12: 53
        +2
        Cartoons ... we need to shoot our Bashiriada!
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          1. rocket757
            rocket757 5 May 2021 14: 11
            0
            Everything has its time ....
            1. mat-vey
              mat-vey 5 May 2021 14: 15
              0
              Quote: rocket757
              Everything has its time ....

              Let's wait ... and hope ..
    7. Hypertension
      Hypertension 5 May 2021 19: 48
      -9
      Quote: rocket757
      It's time to shoot films about our NEW HEROES !!!

      Two dudes who clumsily failed the task, and clumsily otmazyvayutsya - heroes!
      Well this is not the first. The failed Chapman was also not discouraged. She even organized her own show on TV.
      The quality of agents, like the quality of products in Russia, is worse day by day.
      1. rocket757
        rocket757 5 May 2021 20: 00
        +6
        Quote: Hyperion
        Two dudes who clumsily failed the task

        Are you serious?
        They were caught / arrested, presented with real evidence ???
        By the way, our products are the same everywhere! The choice and taste, anyone.
        1. Hypertension
          Hypertension 5 May 2021 20: 13
          -8
          Quote: rocket757
          Are you serious?

          Oh well. Who are Petrov and Boshirov? Kremlin agents aiming to poison / kill Skripal or just tourists "wishing to see the spiers of Salisbury Cathedral"?
          They look strange as tourists. As poisoners ... they look strange.
          And they kind of blew through before Skripal was poisoned, didn't they?
          1. rocket757
            rocket757 5 May 2021 20: 31
            +4
            And what, there are few strange people around the world hanging out?
            You will be surprised that there are more of them than not strange.
            The question is that, in addition to idle chatter and STRANGE statements / assumptions, it was presented as evidence of something there ...
            This is not serious and they themselves did not dare to go to court, with such proof.
            Over the past decades, there have been more than enough such strange cases.
            1. Hypertension
              Hypertension 5 May 2021 20: 47
              -5
              The question is that Petrov and Boshirov in any of their incarnations look unpresentable. And as killers of the Kremlin, and as tourists.
              Where is heroism?
              1. rocket757
                rocket757 5 May 2021 21: 05
                +4
                In general, then, after reading the memoirs / revelations of any counterintelligence officer, it becomes clear that James Bond is much easier to catch than some "gray mouse", seemingly a simpleton and the like, NOT TYPICAL AGENTS who just bring and do the most valuable information the most important things.
                In life, not like in Hollywood ...
                1. Hypertension
                  Hypertension 5 May 2021 21: 09
                  -5
                  In general, the most successful operations are the ones that we will never know about. Those unsung knights of the cloak and dagger are heroes, not these Petrovs and Boshirovs, about whom the whole world is howl.
                  1. rocket757
                    rocket757 6 May 2021 09: 41
                    +1
                    About real heroes, if we find out, then very later!
                    In the meantime, Bondiads, 17 moments of spring, Shield and Sword and other fantastic, well, VERY attractive will be filmed!
                    These are the laws of the genre.
    8. Achilles
      Achilles 6 May 2021 07: 51
      +3
      It is clear that warehouses in Ukraine, Romania, Bulgaria and the Czech Republic are only part of the affairs that the B&P duo has done.

      Yes, and even the French prosecutor's office published photos of two arsonists of the Cathedral of Notre Dame. Believe it or not, these are also Petrov and Boshirov. They were also recorded by video cameras on the Wuhan market in 2019. And the other day, several elderly residents of Dallas, who saw with their own eyes the assassination of Kennedy in '63, suddenly recognized from photographs in the press ... And now inquisitive minds ask a new question: so who really shot Archduke Ferdinand in Sarajevo?
      1. rocket757
        rocket757 6 May 2021 09: 43
        0
        So the names / surnames are really common nouns, it turns out!
        Now this is not popular rumor, but an informational / provocative trend, as they say.
    9. Maz
      Maz 8 May 2021 14: 41
      -1
      Rossi now has only two allies: Bashirov and Petrov laughing
  2. Alien From
    Alien From 5 May 2021 11: 07
    +1
    The bourgeois have ARI syndrome - very abruptly tied up)))
  3. Sergey Morev
    Sergey Morev 5 May 2021 11: 08
    .
    It's not funny. Chmyryat Russia on the sly.
    1. nnm
      nnm 5 May 2021 11: 27
      +8
      What is this? By making themselves look like idiots?
      Yes, it is clear that all media are owned by the United States, it is clear that "high-likes" have become the norm. It is clear that the guilt of Russia is hammered into the consciousness of everyone in this world. But ... how does this humiliate Russia? In my opinion, this humiliates just those who bring this nonsense to the masses. Or will we begin to consider ourselves humiliated after another new horror story about us composes? Goebbels, the British, Turks, Poles, etc. have been doing this for centuries, but did our assessment of ourselves depend on their words? I don’t remember that Stalin would tear his hair out of resentment after the attacks of Churchill or Truman ...
      We need to know ourselves that the truth is behind us, which means that we will win.
      1. Hypertension
        Hypertension 5 May 2021 19: 57
        -9
        nnm, dear, sorry to be off topic, but you somehow (in September last year) spoke about your description of burning topics, such as:
        1. What the system of financial control sees the state in the near future.
        2. What does the Accounts Chamber do and why the figures from its reports often have nothing to do with real violations.
        3. Control system in the Ministry of Defense.
        4. The main violations in construction and methods of their detection.
        5. The main methods used by customers to "weed out" foreign bidders.
        6. Spetsstroy, Volosov and Vostochny.
        How long to wait, comrade? I see you have time for comments, but you don't have time for coverage of the announced topics?
        You must understand that this is not a nit-picking, but a desire to see your competent opinion on the above issues.
        1. nnm
          nnm 5 May 2021 21: 08
          0
          Good evening, colleague. Yes, he has already tried a hundred times to force himself to sit down and write articles (which he himself promised). Even in the last article, the vote was on the topic. True, they chose a slightly different topic.
          Honestly, I just decided that these topics were not particularly interesting to our colleagues on the site, so I "tied" with the epistolary genre))
          1. Hypertension
            Hypertension 5 May 2021 21: 36
            -5
            Quote: nnm
            To be honest, I just decided that these topics were not particularly interesting to our colleagues on the site, so I "tied" with the epistolary genre

            Interesting, colleague. At least one. repeat Joke. Many are interested. Untie, buddy. If not you, then who? Come on, come on. Once you have promised, you have to fulfill it. And excuse me for not in a personal. I thought, since "in front of everyone" I will remind you, there are more chances to read the "work".
            1. nnm
              nnm 5 May 2021 21: 47
              0
              Yes, everything is correct - I also promised not in a personal)))
    2. Nyrobsky
      Nyrobsky 5 May 2021 12: 28
      +1
      Quote: Sergey Morev
      It's not funny. Chmyryat Russia on the sly.

      Chmyri can not chmyr, they can only pan around the periphery.
  4. stalkerwalker
    stalkerwalker 5 May 2021 11: 13
    +5
    Bravo, Roman!
    I’m already tired of reading nonsense about the under-poisoned Gebrev, and the tales of the Czech forest about an exploded warehouse with "no-man's ammunition".
  5. 210ox
    210ox 5 May 2021 11: 13
    +5
    Accepted, Roman. P&B forever. With a remake in forty years. If by that time, unhappy Europe does not eat from the coils at all from this couple
  6. Bashkirkhan
    Bashkirkhan 5 May 2021 11: 14
    +7
    JFK, Notre-Dame de Paris, World Trade Center, they crucified Christ too!
    1. vvvjak
      vvvjak 5 May 2021 11: 35
      +7
      Quote: Bashkirkhan
      They crucified Christ too!

      Not well Christ, maybe not they, but a welder from Beirut ........
      1. Bashkirkhan
        Bashkirkhan 5 May 2021 12: 48
        0
        - When did it become clear that the change of historical epochs in Russia was finally over?
        - When the place of Petka with Vasily Ivanovich, Lieutenant Rzhevsky, Vovochka and Shtirlitsa in the Russian national epic was finally taken by Petrov and Boshirov fellow
    2. Baloo
      Baloo 5 May 2021 11: 42
      0
      Quote: Bashkirkhan
      FK, Notre-Dame de Paris, World Trade Center, they crucified Christ too!

      but what is there ... as the British scientists found, they also filled up the mammoths, and the unfortunate herbivores grazed peacefully in the direction of the north.
    3. Terenin
      Terenin 5 May 2021 11: 50
      +9
      Quote: Bashkirkhan
      JFK, Notre-Dame de Paris, World Trade Center, they crucified Christ too!

      This is a snippet when they discuss who to transfer, from the Titanic to control the iceberg, and who, instead of DeCaprio, to the car to Rose. winked
      1. 210ox
        210ox 5 May 2021 12: 30
        +3
        But I didn't understand everything .. How so, and suddenly an iceberg .. And it turns out that he had a beautiful spire .. But we looked at it ..
      2. Bashkirkhan
        Bashkirkhan 5 May 2021 13: 30
        +4
        Quote: Terenin
        instead of De Caprio, to Rose's car

        Yeah, do the spiers.
        1. zenion
          zenion 11 May 2021 20: 31
          0
          The main thing is a little, just sidelong-sideways!
  7. Cowbra
    Cowbra 5 May 2021 11: 15
    +3
    In general, I bow to them at least for that. that for hamsters now tripods have to be spent on separate training manuals on boshirovedeniya, instead of doing real sabotage work, as in the Outskirts, for example)))
  8. Pavel57
    Pavel57 5 May 2021 11: 19
    +3
    Petrov and Boshirov, we urgently need to reserve the name of comics, TV series, vodka, etc.
    1. Captain45
      Captain45 5 May 2021 11: 49
      +3
      Quote: Pavel57
      Petrov and Boshirov, we urgently need to reserve the name of comics, TV series, vodka, etc.

      We are late, vodka "P + B" and "Novichok" are already there laughing Business is awake, trade marks are registered.
  9. Cottodraton
    Cottodraton 5 May 2021 11: 30
    +2
    How else did the Poles not think of hanging a presidential plane on them!
    1. Egoza
      Egoza 5 May 2021 13: 37
      +2
      Quote: Cottodraton
      How else did the Poles not think of hanging a presidential plane on them!

      Why is there a plane! And the boy that Susanin brought !? Who do you think these two were?
  10. Cowbra
    Cowbra 5 May 2021 11: 31
    +1
    By the way, in the USA they are not needed - there they cope without them:
    Such a small scandal: the company "Honeywell" sent to different countries (including China, heh!) Drawings of engine parts for aircraft - B-1, F-35, A-10, F-22, Apache, engine tank and M1 "Abrams" and have not forgotten anything "fresh"? There are 71 drawings in total. The system is classical - "capitalist" - "Honeywell" won the tender for the supply of parts for turbojet engines, however, to squeeze out super profits, I remembered about "suction" - I decided to look around the world to see if someone would make the same parts cheaper (and the difference - in your pocket - "business", who says stealing?) Now government agencies have demanded to provide copies of that 71 drawings in order to determine what secrets have leaked ...
  11. Tests
    Tests 5 May 2021 11: 36
    +1
    Dear Roman! And why did you not remember the ancestors of Petrov and Boshirov on the mother's side (it is clear that when they got married they changed their names, but still!) view of the Indians, the first in the world, to cross all of North America from west to east? It was they who, having legalized themselves on the East Coast, were able, in order to divert suspicion from themselves, to finance Napoleon's campaign against Russia. All the years they had one goal: to destroy all the colonies and states of North America and transfer them under the control of Russia. With their money, the slave-owning North began a war with the slave-owning South. And you remember all the fairy-tale characters: "Captain America, Iron Man Tony Stark, Spider-Man, Falcon, Black Widow, Hulk" ... You have got some superficial material, we are waiting for the continuation ...
  12. Gardener91
    Gardener91 5 May 2021 11: 51
    +6
    Something like that.
    1. prior
      prior 6 May 2021 12: 50
      +2
      No Shurik. The chapel was destroyed by Petrov and Boshirov in the 14th century before you.
  13. Keeper
    Keeper 5 May 2021 11: 53
    +10
    I would suggest renaming the glorious city of Salisbury to Bashiropetrovsk. And what, the British must remember, thanks to whom, they became so popular.
  14. Romario Argo
    Romario Argo 5 May 2021 12: 21
    0
    In the 90s I read the book "Operation hedgehogs or the adventures of von Stirlitz". Maybe someone will undertake to print in this vein about their adventures.
  15. a.hamster55
    a.hamster55 5 May 2021 12: 37
    0
    The homeland will not betray its own. Already, agents of the Mossad, the Ilyasov brothers, came and asked - Where is Gena Bobkov sleeping? They still drift on Lake Kinneret ...
  16. A. Privalov
    A. Privalov 5 May 2021 12: 55
    +3
    I recall an old joke.
    10-year-old Jewish boy from Odessa on trial for rape, governess. His own mother defends him in court.
    - How do you think he could rape her?
    Puts Izechka on a chair, takes off his pants.
    Addressing the jury, he says:
    - Well, look, how could this angel, this child, rape THIS COW, Eh ???
    - WHAT?
    Izya whispered to her:
    - Mom, don't bother, LET'S LOSE ...
    hi
  17. O. Bender
    O. Bender 5 May 2021 13: 07
    0
    Shoto fizia in the photo on the right is very familiar. And, so this is Kharlamov, who is Garik, from comedyclub !!!!. When everything has time, tomboy! laughing
  18. Maks1995
    Maks1995 5 May 2021 13: 09
    +1
    Well, why is this empty, unfunny banter?

    It would be much more useful to have a competent analytical analysis of why and how 2 modest sports nutrition sellers could not appear in the Czech Republic .. With facts, evidence, etc.
    1. vladimirvn
      vladimirvn 5 May 2021 13: 29
      0
      Quote: Max1995
      Well, why is this empty, unfunny banter?

      It would be much more useful to have a competent analytical analysis of why and how 2 modest sports nutrition sellers could not appear in the Czech Republic .. With facts, evidence, etc.

      When you start making excuses, they will peck. The dog barks, the caravan moves on. For them, we will never be our own and equal.
      1. Maks1995
        Maks1995 5 May 2021 14: 44
        +1
        So here for their own.
        To raise the level, so to speak, from a knowledgeable person ...

        And such a banter, IMHO, and foreign on the drum, and their bulk ...
    2. Siberian54
      Siberian54 5 May 2021 14: 11
      +2
      What's the point? 95% of the main news media are controlled by the State Department and its underground structures (so that they do not fit the definition of "foreign agent" ..
      1. Maks1995
        Maks1995 5 May 2021 20: 57
        -1
        And IN too?
        And the rest 95, not 95, somehow do not touch.
        And 95% is unlikely, IMHO.
        Painfully, many are happy to publish the near-Kremlin opinion
  19. nikvic46
    nikvic46 5 May 2021 14: 51
    +5
    They have their glitches, we have ours. They have a sweet couple. We have a show of the Second World War with a new vision. Recently, one actor broadcast: "A conscript soldier did not wrap footcloths as much as I breathed smoke in a burning tank." Straight hero. Only there are still people who talked to real tankers. And they did not imitate the war, but fought in the real world, where it was life or death. And they were two floors more modest than these artists.
    1. mat-vey
      mat-vey 5 May 2021 15: 17
      0
      Quote: nikvic46
      "A conscript soldier did not wrap up footcloths as much as I breathed smoke in a burning tank."

      Could you tell me from which "masterpiece" the quote?
      1. nikvic46
        nikvic46 5 May 2021 19: 19
        0
        Matvey This is the story of an actor who starred in a modern film about the war.
        1. mat-vey
          mat-vey 6 May 2021 06: 08
          0
          AAA - type "highly intelligent creative person" ...
  20. RealPilot
    RealPilot 5 May 2021 15: 32
    0
    Quote: rocket757
    Yes, yes, and around it Drip-Drip-Drip ... Beginner-Pervachok ... in a filling station and a gas mask to walk, or what?
    No, no, this is not our method.

    The first one is driven in every village! I'm talking about him ... And he drips from the end hypnotically, the serpentine is already wriggling with pleasure wink
    But to his action, the vaunted Bond is a beginner! They will take away the ready-made one, but it is non-lethal - but flying away good
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  22. Alexander X
    Alexander X 5 May 2021 15: 43
    +5
    It's time to come up with a new speech for young people: "Be ready! Always ready! Like Boshirov and Petrov!"
  23. Prisoner
    Prisoner 5 May 2021 16: 04
    +6
    "If thunder breaks out over the world again,
    The sky will burst into flames
    You just whisper to us
    We will come to the rescue ... "(c) laughing
  24. Anachoret
    Anachoret 5 May 2021 17: 49
    +1
    Natasha Romanov aka Black Widow is our embedded agent))) and even with Thor, not everything is so simple, if you deal deeply with the epic, as, indeed, is the Wonder Woman from the Amazon tribe)))
  25. Vladimir61
    Vladimir61 5 May 2021 18: 07
    +3
    Our Foreign Ministry needs to nominate B&P in the Guinness Book of Records as the most elusive and effective "Kremlin agents"!
  26. xorek
    xorek 5 May 2021 19: 14
    +4
    Our Petrov and Bashirov literally blew up the Internet and all the info resources ..
    As soon as I look at their photos, I just laugh to tears .. !!!!!!!!
    But the western man in the street believes this hysteria of their authorities .. bully

    Yes, it's high time .. hi
  27. Decimalegio
    Decimalegio 5 May 2021 19: 32
    +1
    No one can compete with Iron Man!
  28. 3x3zsave
    3x3zsave 5 May 2021 19: 36
    0
    Bravo, Roman! Incendiary!
    "The neighbor behind the wall, lazily beat the neighbor,
    A secret call sign sounded in my ears
    On weekends, I really want to explore!
    Ayda guys! Who else is with me ?! "(C)
  29. 3x3zsave
    3x3zsave 5 May 2021 20: 12
    -2
    one of the greatest Russian poets of the Soviet era, Alexander Bashlachev.
    With this - I absolutely agree!
  30. yfast
    yfast 5 May 2021 20: 53
    0
    Quote: NIKNN
    Namedni (colloquial) - adverb

    Quote: NIKNN
    At copper, archaeologists have studied an Egyptian mummy.

    You can say "bought doha", or vice versa. Here it is, the power of the inserted space.
  31. Victor Tsenin
    Victor Tsenin 5 May 2021 21: 19
    0
    > like the SS-20 before launch
    Doesn't sound very good, or the case of the RS-36M Voivode)

    > In the United States, in addition to the CIA, NSA, ILC
    NSA should be in the first place in fairness) And there is no DUMO on the list, I'm kidding, don't exact)

    P.S. The NSA has a much larger budget and capacity.
  32. bk0010
    bk0010 5 May 2021 21: 46
    +4
    Was at Major Boshirov's
    Comrade - Major Petrov,
    They served in intelligence
    Since the 10s.

    We blew up warehouses together
    In the Czech Republic, taking a beer,
    Together they taught
    Skripal to the "Newbie".

    Together meanly stolen
    USA flag on the moon,
    Together the tubes were changed
    Through a hole in the wall.

    We grew birch together
    And guided the board,
    Together they were not allowed
    Greta Thunberg abortion.

    Chosen Trump together
    Robbed the White House
    Together we created a complete
    In Ukraine, a madhouse.

    Doused with lean together
    Oil gangway at the side,
    Together we chose ukram
    The jester's presidency.

    Together we carried out
    Hundreds of cyberattacks
    Together the brain was stripped
    Radu and the Bundestag.

    "If you serve Russia,
    Then work like a bee! "-
    Such a saying
    The majors had it!
  33. bk0010
    bk0010 5 May 2021 21: 47
    +4
    Two citizens of Odessa are talking about cosmogony.
    - Nyoma, how did the universe come about?
    - Boshirov and Petrov staged the Big Bang, Izya.

    -Excuse me, did I destroy the chapel too?
    -No, this is even before you, Petrov and Bashirov

    Russia has only two allies: Petrov and Boshirov.

    Is September 11 still Al-Qaeda or, according to new data, Petrov and Bashirov?

    After the Czech police put Petrov and Boshirov on the wanted list, the FBI retrieved the Kennedy murder case from the archives ...

    It was decided to replace the monument to Minin and Pozharsky with a monument to Petrov and Boshirov.

    Prominent investigative journalist Hristo Grozev noted that Russian passports were not found at the scene of the explosion in the Czech Republic.

    Ah, the Russians have 2 Jamesbond; the CIA and MI6 are moaning and crying. Well, they don't have such agents as Petrov and Boshirov. Sean died.

    - The violinists have been poisoned!
    - Petrov and Boshirov!
    - Biden stumbled !!!
    - Petrov and Boshirov !!
    - The Czech Republic was blown up!
    - Petrov and Boshirov !!!
    - Mom, I'm pregnant!
    - Petrov and Boshirov !!!?
    .. Marvel realizes that it's time to fire losers like Iron Man, Hulk and others ..
  34. albert
    albert 5 May 2021 22: 01
    +7
    Two supermen in total laughing
  35. faterdom
    faterdom 5 May 2021 22: 55
    +1
    It's just Chip and Dale rushing to help.
    Zipper hovers somewhere else, and Gadget ... Why do they need Gadget?
  36. Comrade Kim
    Comrade Kim 6 May 2021 01: 30
    +3
    Quote: Hyperion
    Failed Chapman

    Chapman was betrayed by the traitor.
    Who still lives quietly in his new homeland.
    They say P&B are going to visit this town to inspect the next church spire.
  37. mmaxx
    mmaxx 6 May 2021 03: 58
    +2
    They are still choosing monuments for the grave ... Who is next ?!
    I won't forgive Hollywood if it doesn't make a movie.
  38. vik669
    vik669 6 May 2021 14: 06
    +1
    Yes, here you are not here - two of them were "figured out" with the whole gamerope, and their granddaughters are now millions of Sudoplatov, so you won't get bored and won't seem a little!
    1. Decimalegio
      Decimalegio 6 May 2021 15: 47
      -2
      The fact that most of the Russian population lives in Europe, I conclude that you are talking about Geyrope with
      direct knowledge.
      1. Dali
        Dali 6 May 2021 17: 20
        0
        Quote: Decimalegio
        The fact that most of the Russian population lives in Europe, I conclude that you are talking about Geyrope with
        direct knowledge.

        Where are you from, sick ...? laughing
        1. Decimalegio
          Decimalegio 6 May 2021 18: 41
          0
          From the Europe of which Russia is a part. Anyway, apart from high blood pressure, I am healthy. Thanks for work. What diseases do you suffer from ?? laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing
  39. certero
    certero 6 May 2021 19: 54
    0
    I propose to start raising funds to finance a series about our super agents. No James Bond can even hold a candle to them
  40. Grizlo7
    Grizlo7 7 May 2021 06: 28
    0
    And in Beirut, were they not? Didn't they carry the saltpeter?
  41. bubasa
    bubasa 7 May 2021 10: 17
    0
    Why only Europe? And the twin towers? laughing
  42. Iris
    Iris 8 May 2021 01: 08
    0
    What can you say here? .. To fall asleep so that not just a task to fail, but so that after that all of Europe knows you by sight - it's so easy not to be able to, here talent is needed.
  43. rruvim
    rruvim 8 May 2021 19: 54
    0
    You have forgotten the novel: On the night of April 21-22, a surface-to-air missile launched from Syria fell near the strategic nuclear complex at Dimona in the Negev desert in southern Israel. There were no casualties. It was launched by the international group B & P.
  44. Sasha from Uralmash
    Sasha from Uralmash 8 May 2021 21: 41
    0
    Monument! Heroes in every liberated city of Geyropes!
  45. Gookuni yeddey
    Gookuni yeddey 10 May 2021 21: 11
    0
    Well written!
  46. zenion
    zenion 11 May 2021 20: 17
    0
    The Americans pester them. They call me several times every day - when you explode. Two take out a notebook, open it and say - you are on the list. If you get bored, we will move you to the end of the list and increase the penalty.