And the service went to the state farm!

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And the service went to the state farm!




Two weeks to prepare for battle


The next morning the commander’s headquarters gathered. To them, the husband and the director said that there is a period of two weeks to prepare. The director has already found out for sure that farmers with their families flew to "cool off" in Turkey, therefore, they will come forward after returning. It is necessary to prepare so that they do not know anything in advance. And there is no need to joke, farmers can drag thugs armed to the teeth. So you need to stop drinking for this time, do not talk with strangers who are not from the state farm, in general, carefully monitor all newcomers if they hang out at the state farm. The husband said that let the men gather in the club again in the evening and bring with them all the rifles they have, cartridges for them, in order to understand how much what and what is suitable, and also let them capture their demobilization albums, whoever has them.

Our state farm is an old village, it is almost two hundred years old, the people here are indigenous, not alien. And there have always been many hunters. Wolves were beaten in the steppe to protect cattle, especially sheep. In addition, for wolf skins under the Soviet regime, they gave good bonuses. There were river and lake places, although not close to where ducks could be obtained. Hares were also found in the steppe, and Cossacks with a good dog in their crops loved to roam around and to the melon. Partridges, so interesting, all run around the earth in a flock, you go to them, but they do not fly, but run away, take off, if you really get close. Steppe foxes-Korsaki. Once they brought an animal shot, it looked like a red-headed mongrel, they said that they were a jackal, they came here from Kazakhstan. One hunter once shot a couple of long-tailed jerboas, his daughter asked them to make them stuffed for the district school where she studied. And also ferrets and gophers. Ferrets were beaten at the beginning of winter, when their fur was good, dealers bought, paid well. Gophers were also shot in September-October before hibernation, the locals ate them when they accumulated the most fat. I myself didn’t eat, but they say that the meat is like rabbit, but much more tender. And in Armavir I still saw a friend's gopher's fur coat, beautiful, but not worn, the skins are thin, wiped quickly.

In the evening, the men again filled the club, the mood seemed to be cheerful, but already somewhat wary ... However, they brought everything, some even put on boots and boots in which they came from the army, and the remnants of the uniform they could get into. This time I was already in the club openly, the director told me to secretate, I can type in half with a typewriter. The husband ordered him to put together demobilization albums, began to look at photos in them, and ask questions, the director also connected, either praising or joking. Everyone's mood rose again, again they began to show themselves out to each other as a service, all kinds of tales went with a gaggle. I also looked at these albums and was surprised! At first, when I came here, I couldn’t understand everything, how did the local women go for these of their own, such, married, where did they have eyes and brains? I looked at the albums; what, it turns out, were all the handsome fellows after the army!

Handsome men with guns


As the mood rose, engaged weapons. They brought a lot of guns, almost four dozen, all pretty old hunting shotguns and single-barrels. The director brought a pair of excellent German rifles, he also kept ducks to shoot for some regional and district commanders, if on a hunt ... And a good supply of ammunition for his rifles with bullets and wolf buckshot. But there were few cartridges for other shotguns, all old, stale.

The husband turned to the most experienced hunters, so that the dubious guns were brought to mind and sorted out old ammunition. They explained how to arrange a shooting range behind the village and try out all weapons, see who knows how to shoot. And the director promised to get and bring in quickly the required supply of cartridges. Everyone was surprised by a sniper, he was the best hunter at the state farm, but he brought not only his hunting rifle, but also a three-line rifle, well-groomed, like new, in oil, and there were a dozen of two rounds of it! It turned out that his late father, also a hunter who was a well-deserved sniper in the Patriotic War, secretly brought this rifle from the war and dug it secretly. And then he went with her to the steppe and trained his son on a sniper case. This husband is very story pleased. And the men bulged their eyes, crowds, they all strive to touch the rifle!

How to put a service


Then they began to discuss how to deliver the service. They decided that it was necessary to plant crops and places with state farm cattle (stables, nightmares, pigsties) to learn to guard, especially at night, so that it was impossible to set fire to secretly. The commanding staffs should be held every day in the morning and in the evening, the whole crowd will not be assembled in the club anymore, simply each commander will then bring the decisions and orders to his own team. They voted that the husband was the chief commander, approved the remaining commanders from the headquarters, I printed the protocol, the husband and the commanders signed it, and the director put the state farm stamp. Then the director told me to pull out a few sheets, which he dictated to me in advance, and I printed a carbon copy. There were the names of all the peasants who came to the club, and it is written, just like an oath, that they say that I voluntarily enter the guard of the village, I am warned about all the dangers, I am ready to obey and bear responsibilities, not to let my comrades down. The director read this and invited everyone to personally sign it. The men turned dark again, but they all signed. And the director put the seal everywhere.

Then one “wise guy” gets up and says that since this is a serious matter, he would like, while dangerous, to hide the family from the state farm to relatives in the district center, and that would not hinder all the others ... The husband, as he heard, only clasped his head in his hands and stared at the table. But the director soared !! Like, come on, come on, we’ll take women and children around the district so that everyone will know how we are preparing here. And the bandits will take them hostage, for example, yours, and how are you going to shoot back after that? Everything calmed down at first, and then the director’s commanders supported him, and the other men agreed with them, glued the “wise guy” tightly, almost poked around his neck. On this and dispersed ...

Field Guard and Sanitary Exercises


The next morning, the headquarters decided how to make shift shifts to guard around the clock, how many people on guard would be on foot near cattle corrals, who and how many people were riding around crops and herds on pastures. They allocated a team, tools, materials, an area nearby in the steppe, where to make a shooting range with targets. In the evening, the commanders at the headquarters reported how everything was being done, and the director brought cartridges in the evening, as promised. The husband immediately told him that it was necessary to check the state farm paramedic station and make a large supply of bandages, cotton wool, any disinfection for treating wounds, pain medication and syringes. The director promised, and the commanders tensed, listening silently to this.

And the service went to the state farm! In the afternoon, they dig through their own or state farm work, but summer is hot. Day and night, guards with guns go out. At the shooting range they tested all the guns and looked at who was shooting. The best shooters received guns, those that are worse, became their second numbers with them, helpers who will accept weapons if the first number cannot be owned. Husband, director and commanders all slowed down, did not allow to relax. My husband told me every day to collect women in small groups and go with them to the paramedic. The paramedic was in the room on the board. We washed it, put things in order in it and in the room next door. The paramedic taught us how to bandage, stop the blood, treat wounds, even showed how to give injections, administer promedol for pain relief and apply tires in case of fractures. In the room next door they decided to put those who need it. For this, the paramedic told each of us to sew and fill the mattress, to have a sheet, a pillow and a blanket for him, so that you can immediately bring everything to the point, if any. They also agreed that those with sewing machines sew fabric bags with shoulder straps and different compartments for everyone to add to the sanitary supply. Women at home even older daughters taught nurse.

After these sanitary exercises, the nerves of some began to fool around. The commanders at the headquarters said that one man came home after the guard, and his wife only returned from classes, saw him and howled, as if by a dead person. He was dumbfounded, either laughing, or giving her a hit on the head, so as not to croak, a fool! Then settled somehow in a good way. It seems like a funny case, but something no one laughed ...

Top secret!


The Kremlin commander has two sons, 14 and 16, both healthy, as father. Their children obeyed. First, the Kremlin man made them promiscuous at headquarters, and then they made all teenagers promiscuous at their fathers. All strictly followed the secrecy. If someone is an outsider at the state farm, they tried to make sure that nothing of the kind was noticeable, and they gazed with all eyes into whoever throws a word with an outsider.

The postman was not allowed into the district center. Instead, the director took our mail, he didn’t go alone, so that, therefore, there was an eye behind him, like everyone else. But all the letters and postcards from the state farm so far decided not to send to anyone.

A day later, the director called up with the head of the district police, then she and her husband consulted separately from everyone. So the first week passed.

To be continued ...
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  1. +8
    21 September 2019 15: 30
    I looked at the albums; what, it turns out, were all the handsome fellows after the army!

    Who would doubt that! soldier good
    1. +27
      21 September 2019 15: 53
      I somehow wondered, this is why the bulge at the place of the abdomen was formed ... I looked at the demobilization photo - no “bulge”! And then I realized (!): I love to sleep on my stomach and toss and turn! Apparently it's a corn! Yes
  2. +10
    21 September 2019 15: 45
    Misha seems to be completely cuckoo sad DShK from the mezzanine to the stupid collapsed and then overcome the itch to create an epic saga about the first coms ... Sorry! PMC in the village
    1. +5
      21 September 2019 15: 57
      Yes, everything is very detailed, it looks like an instruction to counter bandits. And so the Russian villages in Kyrgyzstan resisted the invaders of their lands. In the 90s they survived. And now it is not known whether they exist. Maybe they moved to Russia.
      1. 0
        21 September 2019 16: 04
        Quote: depressant
        It looks like an instruction to counter bandits.

        It looks like instructions on how not to do under any circumstances. Guns, they gave their mother to those who shoot better. belay Have they heard about hunting tickets and firearms licenses? Already no gangsters are needed - OMON platoon and a couple of three inspectors from permission, and take the village with your bare hands
        And all this, instead of stupidly burying two impudent farmers on their first visit, there are many places on 22 hectares
        1. +16
          21 September 2019 19: 03
          Here the story is not as NECESSARY, but HOW. And then it was completely different from what it is now, and about the OMON platoon ... winked Now, if you tell someone that such a platoon of riot policemen stupidly riddled with Kalash, not even letting them get out of the bus, then a hole full of holes was standing there for a long time ... And you won’t believe Somalia, the Tula Region ... Now they won’t believe ... the other police department, together with the permitting inspectors, then breathed once in a while so as not to shine ... In those years, they quietly hunted moose in the reserve with a PC, for example ... Again, not in Somalia, but what about the hunting rifle where in the village lies
          1. +7
            21 September 2019 20: 48
            Quote: RWMos
            not as NECESSARY, but as WAS. But then it was completely different from what it is now

            In any case request After all, the whole of the 90s is right there, which is now being called by the Russian Guard. I’ve worked wink I must admit that in those days the one who shot first and better in the back of the head was right .....
            1. 0
              22 September 2019 23: 24
              "After all, I worked there all the 90s, which is now called the Rosgvardia."

              Organized Crime Control Department "Ukradina". When "falcon with golden eagles" came to visit, rarely did anyone leave without diarrhea. I remember the 90s. I didn't earn money (I didn't go for money), but it was fun.
              1. 0
                23 September 2019 16: 50
                and it’s not you who tried to storm our hostel in N-sk in the 92nd?
                oh and noble we then lowered the show masks from the stairs for rudeness bully
                1. 0
                  24 September 2019 22: 09
                  Oh, I remember, for example. as the cops four tried to slow down the fight at the village disco ... If, in short, the next morning I neighed, looking at the cops, picking grass with chopsticks in the spruce tree in search of their service weapons ... Well, they snubbed their faces - one nerd got the trunk, grinned into the air , well, like a warning, but that he has no sky over his head. and the iron pipe from which the bullet ricocheted and flew into the birthday girl’s foot - this trashman didn’t realize ... In short, the muzzles were full of cops, the trunks were taken away and thrown out. so they then looked for them)))
                  1. -1
                    24 September 2019 22: 26
                    Tales of the Brothers Grimm
                    1. 0
                      24 September 2019 22: 28
                      Take a walk, they will not serve here ...
            2. 0
              25 September 2019 10: 53
              Not four letters and then Sofrino, no?
    2. +6
      21 September 2019 16: 35
      No, it is written of course beautifully ... Although I do not think that this is all the aunt in the train car retold. And in reality everything happens according to two scenarios. The farmers are quietly dug up in the forest belt or the farmers begin to salivate. Nobody will organize a gang of Robin Hood now.
      1. 0
        21 September 2019 16: 38
        Quote: 210ox
        I don’t think it’s all the aunt in the train car retold

        DShK life-giving laughing
        Quote: 210ox
        in reality, everything happens according to two scenarios. The farmers quietly dug in a forest belt

        10-15 percent of the cases After which the whole village begins to pay them
        Quote: 210ox
        or farmers begin to salivate.

        Remaining interest request
  3. +5
    21 September 2019 16: 50
    Hmm, this armed group today would be ranked as the Igil gang and all the bunks .. And so nothing, interesting, although it would be more practical and safer to quietly include the taiga law, somewhere, farmers, and that's it, drowned or the animals gobbled up, something everyday, taiga. But there is no taiga campaign and did not hear about its laws.
    1. +6
      21 September 2019 16: 57
      Quote: DEPHIHTO
      But there is no taiga campaign and did not hear about its laws.

      There along the steppe, too, that still terrain am Well, copyright cockroaches in the parade wassat
      1. +3
        21 September 2019 17: 03
        It is clear that the steppe, if in the story jackals, gophers and other steppe animals. It seems that in the steppe it is easier to find a burial place than in the taiga where a windbreak with swamps .. what
        1. +3
          21 September 2019 17: 05
          Quote: DEPHIHTO
          it is easier to find a burial place in the steppe than in the taiga where there is a windbreak with swamps.

          Quote: DEPHIHTO
          there are jackals, gophers and other steppe animals.

          Eat faster than in the taiga if you do not dig deep
        2. +2
          21 September 2019 19: 10
          Not always. If the Volga steppe is hidden there, just spit. And in our Kuban, where everything is developed, cleaned and groomed-hard.
          1. +5
            21 September 2019 19: 53
            You are in your forty hundredths in the Kuban, you can easily organize a cemetery and not one neighbor will give out!
            1. +1
              23 September 2019 09: 05
              So you do not know the Kuban neighbors ....
              1. -1
                23 September 2019 20: 16
                Will they give out?)
          2. +1
            21 September 2019 20: 51
            In a clean field, but deeper, and on top, winter wheat or barley, most importantly 40-50 cm from the surface (just kidding), but in the 90s, in my brigade, just in a forest belt and found such a failed Al Capone, men , gloomy and sober, watched for a long time and delivered their verdict, would have buried in the field and there would have been no problems for anyone, there was such a time, no, not like that, it was hard
            1. 0
              24 September 2019 22: 28
              Right men
              1. 0
                24 September 2019 23: 23
                It was on Saturday, the command was given to guard until Monday, on their own, the men: liter, well, there is nowhere to go, a trailer, it was a pity only for the peasants (fifteen days) when they were forced to dig the object, the poor fellows were vomiting, neighbors, classmates were in bandits Vitya "Bashmak" filled up half of the garrison cried "Vitya was just" whatever you want, think
  4. +5
    21 September 2019 20: 12


    All for the defense of your beloved village! But Pasaran !!! soldier
    1. 0
      23 September 2019 09: 06
      People quit their job and rushed to shoot back .... wassat
  5. +7
    21 September 2019 22: 43
    One thing is not clear. How many times has a train traveled around the globe before an aunt finished the story?
  6. +3
    21 September 2019 22: 47
    I spend summer in the village. The neighbors are mostly former border guards. Well, in the sense, the muzzle is not called the muzzle. All.
    1. +1
      22 September 2019 04: 49
      Quote: sergo1914
      I spend summer in the village. The neighbors are mostly former border guards. Well, in the sense, the muzzle is not called the muzzle. All.

      we even the outposts cooks periodically in the ChG went on the flanks, everyone knew the materiel
      and the "muzzle" was only in the anecdote about Stirlitz and the window)
      1. +3
        22 September 2019 08: 27
        Quote: SASHA OLD
        Quote: sergo1914
        I spend summer in the village. The neighbors are mostly former border guards. Well, in the sense, the muzzle is not called the muzzle. All.

        we even the outposts cooks periodically in the ChG went on the flanks, everyone knew the materiel
        and the "muzzle" was only in the anecdote about Stirlitz and the window)



        Do not believe it. Many local marshals and generalissimo use the term "muzzle". And when you try to correct them, you get a bunch of minuses. Now I stopped correcting. Useless. Experts know better.
        1. +1
          22 September 2019 17: 26
          The site is gradually turning into a swamp of aggressive simpletons with knowledge of military subjects and not military ones, striving for negative values. By the way, those who wish to leave it .... It will not work right away, the administration will explain why and why. There is no standard procedure for unsubscribing from a site.
          1. +4
            22 September 2019 19: 22
            Quote: tracer
            The site is gradually turning into a swamp of aggressive simpletons with knowledge of military subjects and not military ones, striving for negative values. By the way, those who wish to leave it .... It will not work right away, the administration will explain why and why. There is no standard procedure for unsubscribing from a site.



            There are elementary techniques for obtaining an eternal ban. Moders are touchy here.
            1. -2
              22 September 2019 22: 52
              I am not for the moderators, but "for the state, it is insulting." I have no particular complaints about their work.
            2. -1
              23 September 2019 20: 17
              That's for sure. After all, they can be in PM ... Write!
              1. 0
                24 September 2019 22: 29
                The difference between truth and presentation ..
        2. 0
          23 September 2019 12: 11
          .... Popandopulo - see the barrel?
        3. 0
          23 September 2019 15: 28
          Quote: sergo1914
          Do not believe it. Many local marshals and generalissimo use the term "muzzle".

          yes, noticed this more than once
      2. +1
        23 September 2019 15: 13
        Yes, we will not specify in what place the barrel. In the training sergeants popularly explained to the young people which one. Censorship will not stand. laughing
        1. 0
          23 September 2019 15: 30
          Quote: Sea Cat
          Yes, we will not specify in what place the barrel. In the training sergeants popularly explained to the young people which one. Censorship will not stand. laughing

          welcome hi
          they immediately explained to us in the army))
          and also about the word "you can" laughing
  7. -1
    22 September 2019 17: 21
    Is it like a slippery call to arm in the field? If so, the article papahivpet. A call to create weapons for a subdivision of an illegal formation? I supported this "avatar" ... in terms of the possibility of acquiring short-barreled weapons. And only to those who can guarantee safety and use it for the intended sport and shooting range. AND NO MORE! NO FREE WEARING AND RIDING WITH IT. And HERE is the whole creation of the ARMED UNITS as in the manual. People really got confused ..
    1. 0
      23 September 2019 06: 45
      And HERE is the whole creation of the ARMED DIVISIONS as in the training manual. People really confused ..

      There is all this in our country and has always been, because the greater the distance from the capital, the less law. Of course, more often it is not as beautifully written in the article, but if you bake everything you will go. The local bandyuk, as a rule, are in cahoots with local dignity. The option to nail the bandits and bury them, as many here advise, so that no one will find them. Before leaving, the bandyuki will inform many of them where they are going and why. Further, the standard procedure will be with the departure of the mentecs, and if they are resisted, then the chekaletti will arrive in batteers, an operation to eliminate the terrorists will take place. And so, upon arrival, the gangsters shoot their legs and eggs and remove the weapon without damaging the "fingers" is the best option.
      1. -1
        23 September 2019 13: 30
        There are legal methods of struggle. And just don't yell "all the bandits".
  8. 0
    22 September 2019 19: 27
    It captivates. Until you start paying attention to the details. I can imagine that someone with a certain dexterity and secrecy could grab a gun from the front, but what would a vinar with optics be ?! This is overkill. winked
    1. 0
      23 September 2019 06: 48
      It captivates. Until you start paying attention to the details. I can imagine that someone with a certain dexterity and secrecy could grab a gun from the front, but what would a vinar with optics be ?! This is overkill. winked

      About two years ago, it seems, they dug up a T-34 in the cellar of a collective farmer, his grandfather brought it from the front and hid it "just in case" laughing And in Samara about 3 years ago, the BTR-80 and 2 more units of armored vehicles were removed from the garage.
  9. +1
    22 September 2019 21: 57
    Is there really nothing to write about?
  10. +1
    23 September 2019 15: 32
    and all this was told by a woman in a train to strangers ...
    1. +1
      24 September 2019 22: 26
      Like Korney Chukovsky about a cockroach ...