Russia entered the top five invincible countries. Laughter rating from American "experts"

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The world has long been accustomed to various ratings, compiled for various reasons. There are ratings compiled by serious publications and reflecting real numbers, but there are ratings that constitute little-known publications, while not completely owning the information on the basis of which they are trying to concoct it. Today we will review the rating from the American online publication We Are The Mighty, which has compiled a list of countries that can not be conquered. It includes the United States, Russia, Afghanistan, China and India.

Russia entered the top five invincible countries. Laughter rating from American "experts"




The authors of the rating are sure that it is impossible to conquer Russia not only because of “General Frost”, but also because the Russians, when they retreat, destroy the entire infrastructure and all the cities so that they do not get to the enemy. At the same time, they (Russians) can destroy the entire country during the retreat, but not surrender, and this should be known to any student of history, the authors of the rating say. Another reason for the impossibility of defeating the Russians is the largest territory of the country in the world, as well as the presence in Russia of various climatic zones - from subtropics to polar ones. In addition, if you attack Russia, then its closest neighbors of Russia will stand up to protect it and the territory of Russia will expand from the steppes of Kazakhstan to the mountains of the Caucasus. At the same time, the Russians themselves are very skillful and enduring warriors who grew up on stories about the Great Patriotic War, where the ancestors of the Russians won.

For the same reason, it will be impossible to capture the United States, the authors believe the rating. When attacking the United States, the enemy will encounter not only a well-armed American army, but also a vast US territory with different climatic zones. In addition, 330 million citizens live in the US, and almost all of them have a good command of weapons. Also, an insurmountable obstacle to the enemy, according to the authors of the list, will be the multiple street gangs operating on the streets of megalopolises.

Afghanistan is impossible to win because of the mountainous terrain. The desert, surrounded by high and extended mountain ranges, will become an insurmountable obstacle for the invaders. Afghans can always go to the mountains, where they will restore their strength and defeat the enemy again. In addition, many ethnic groups live in Afghanistan, devoted to their clans, sheikhs, religions, etc. In the event of an invasion, the invader should subjugate more than 34 million people.

The next "invincible" country is China. An invader invading Chinese territory must be ready for a collision with a billion Chinese. The authors warn that if at the beginning of the clashes, not all Chinese will have weapons, then in the future the Chinese authorities will arm everyone in a row. Problems will also create difficult climatic conditions and the length of Chinese borders. In addition to the billion Chinese, the invaders, according to the authors, will be threatened with tropical diseases and various illnesses associated with overpopulation. And the Chinese are able to masterfully copy enemy equipment, so they will have no problems with equipment and equipment.

In fifth place was India, which is “protected” by the harsh mountain passes in the north and east of the country, as well as vast desert regions in the north-west. It is possible to attack India only from the south-east of the country, the authors of the rating consider, only a tropical climate can prevent to seize the country. Moreover, this direction is controlled by Indian submarines, which can sink both warships and enemy assault ships. Also in repelling the attacks of India will help a strong Indian army and the multibillion-dollar population of the country, burning with religious hatred for the invaders.

Here is such a rating made up of American "experts", mixing in one pile and well-known facts, and all sorts of rumors. Well, they can be proud of the work done, but for us - just laugh!
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  1. +12
    15 August 2018 18: 50
    But Americans are easily defeated apparently. It’s enough to stop making films in Hollywood.
    1. +18
      15 August 2018 19: 03
      Something about the bears walking around Russian cities, they forgot! laughing Disorder.
      1. +13
        15 August 2018 20: 03
        Quote: SRC P-15
        Something about the bears walking around Russian cities, they forgot! laughing Disorder.

        The Americans are not as fools as it might seem and they know very well how to defeat Russia, you can ruin it from the inside, depriving it of ideology, replacing values ​​... What are they successfully doing ...
        1. +2
          15 August 2018 20: 42
          And they already won the USSR.
      2. +4
        15 August 2018 20: 10
        They did not take into account the supply of diapers, hamburgers and cocacola.
      3. 0
        16 August 2018 07: 32
        In addition to jokes, in Arkhangelsk recently in the center of the city, Mishka ran. Even some freak broke.
        1. jjj
          +2
          16 August 2018 11: 05
          Quote: Oznob
          Besides jokes,

          At about 4 in the morning, if memory serves - on 12 of August, at the Red Quay, the bear staggered. A citizen tried to photograph him. Bear attacked him. All this was filmed by surveillance cameras. The clubfoot police patrol shot.
          Last year, for a month, the cemetery on Mironova Gora was hid in Severodvinsk. The deceased are buried in Severodvinsk shallow. About a meter. Here is a bear and got used to tearing fresh graves. After that, people were no longer allowed into the cemetery, and the funeral was held under the protection of the police and snipers.
          A year before, a clubfoot was staggering near the school of the village of Vaskovo Airport near Arkhangelsk.
          A year ago, the bears went to feast on carrots on the fields near Yemetsk in the Kholmogorsky district of the Arkhangelsk region. For berries, the locals walked like guerrillas, looking around and listening
          1. 0
            16 August 2018 11: 08
            This summer, a lot of animals came out of the forest on the outskirts of Arkhangelsk. We saw, in addition to the listed fox, running along the streets. And at the 29th mill, the wolf dragged the dog off the chain .....
    2. +11
      15 August 2018 19: 12
      Funny rating from American "experts"

      It was funny, not in vain during Zadornov’s speech that such a laugh was ...
      We in Russia have such a concept as the main thing, like the soul and fighting spirit .. This is the West will never understand ... And there is also such a saying as "RUSSIA is ruled by God .."
      Himself in my life I watched and read how many times .. It would seem that everything is crumbling and the Khan of Russia .... And then suddenly out of nowhere ... And everything begins in a circle and no one can understand "the best minds of the West." going on ..? Where does it all come from and how to explain it .. bully
      These are the things in the tank troops .. soldier
      1. -15
        15 August 2018 20: 15
        Quote: Mixanes
        It was funny, not in vain during Zadornov’s speech that such a laugh was ...



        I do not want to offend the late satirist, but about the USA and the Americans, in my opinion, he carried utter nonsense.
        1. -2
          15 August 2018 20: 26
          he himself admitted that it was not so much about the Americans, but about us ourselves ..
          1. -5
            15 August 2018 20: 30
            Quote: AwaZ
            he himself admitted that it was not so much about the Americans, but about us ourselves ..


            In this case, the sky had a somewhat distorted opinion and vision not only about Americans, but also about Russians.
            1. +4
              16 August 2018 05: 20
              Much of what is funny for us, with a probability close to 1, is nothing but the result of real court decisions. And their case law.

              It is from such decisions, for example, that the lines in the instructions for the microwave could appear: "do not use for drying pets."

              Believe it or not, but in Iraq in 2003, during a land operation, the brave wars of a number of US units did make claims to the lack of toilet paper.
              1. 0
                17 August 2018 12: 31
                And ice cream.
        2. +14
          15 August 2018 20: 28
          The USA is entirely built on propaganda. Who can believe propaganda? In fact, Zadornov is right for all 100 - for successful propaganda, stupid people and a flocked herd are needed.
        3. +9
          16 August 2018 01: 03
          Quote: 100500
          I do not want to offend the late satirist, but about the USA and the Americans, in my opinion, he carried utter nonsense.
          mnu has three friends in 2006. month with an accompanying traveled to the usa. Zadornov is said to be 99% right.
    3. +1
      16 August 2018 10: 19
      330 million people live in the United States, and almost all of them have good weapons.
      But how many of them will protect the country? Most likely only their property. And if they do not encroach on their property, then they will not fight.
      1. +1
        17 August 2018 12: 34
        When in 2008 the Russian Federation "attacked Georgia" (Georgia in English, like the US state), then on the forums some of the Americans were ready to surrender to the Russians, arguing that "their government is better than ours, and in general they are not bad guys." ..
  2. +10
    15 August 2018 18: 50
    This is the rating made by American "experts", mixing in one heap both well-known facts and all kinds of rumors. Well, he can be proud of the work done, well, we can just laugh!


    Yes, let them have fun, but there is no army in the United States, there is a nat. the guards are reservists, so ...
    1. +17
      15 August 2018 19: 00
      I was more pleased about the gang. Those. if Salvador attacks the USA, then in a day Mara Salvatrucha will capture half the country wassat And if Mexico is added to it, then no one will have time to run to the Canadian border crying
      1. 0
        16 August 2018 01: 13
        Quote: Jerk
        I was more pleased about the gang. Those. if Salvador attacks the USA, then in a day Mara Salvatrucha will capture half the country wassat And if Mexico is added to it, then no one will have time to run to the Canadian border crying

        "girl ti ne shout, otherwise I will cut off the ears :-)" (c) participant of the 1986 European Championship in Greco-Roman wrestling
        and in the world a very kind, even sincere person from Batumi ...
    2. -11
      15 August 2018 20: 00
      Quote: cniza
      This is the rating made by American "experts", mixing in one heap both well-known facts and all kinds of rumors. Well, he can be proud of the work done, well, we can just laugh!


      Yes, let them have fun, but there is no army in the United States, there is a nat. the guards are reservists, so ...

      So we have the same thing ..
  3. +5
    15 August 2018 18: 51
    Well, thank God, now at least five countries will breathe quietly - no one will climb to conquer !!!!
  4. +4
    15 August 2018 18: 58
    Something the author has with the arguments is very weak. As the Empires lost, crumbled into small pieces under the onslaught of the barbarians, it was necessary to study history first, and then write such an extensive work
  5. +5
    15 August 2018 19: 03
    Apparently, they absolutely do not know who Ushakov, Nakhimov, Kuzutov are. And if you talk about Alexander Nevsky in general, they will think that this is God ....
    At the same time, the Russians themselves are very skillful and hardy warriors raised on the tales of the Great Patriotic War, where the ancestors of the Russians won.

    There is also "The Lay of Igor's Regiment", but that's another story ...
    1. 0
      15 August 2018 23: 08
      Why do they need this?
  6. +9
    15 August 2018 19: 08
    Well, I see ukroiny in the rating wassat The first army of Europe is ignored! lol The author immediately put in Mirrotareretz wassat , and make you learn mov as well as other rare languages ​​- Barmate and Lipite! !! wassat
    1. +1
      15 August 2018 23: 17
      Well, I see ukroiny in the rating

      And these "eksperdy" know at least what Ukraine is?
  7. +2
    15 August 2018 19: 09
    Two cowboys are sitting by the saloon
    “Billy, who's that prancing on a horse?”
    - Ah, yes this is elusive Joe
    - What, nobody really can catch him?
    “But who needs it ?!”
    But with Russia differently wink
    Therefore, you do not need to relax ... smile
  8. +3
    15 August 2018 19: 17
    And also we played Chingachgukov as a child as a child and this is not casual .. The sense of justice in the Russians is forever in our hearts! Get ready ...
    1. -3
      15 August 2018 22: 51
      Quote: Mixanes
      And in childhood, we played in Chingachgukov in childhood and this is not casual.

      ett intrigues of the Communist Party and Gddefefalivuda
  9. HAM
    +5
    15 August 2018 19: 21
    "....... Afghanistan cannot be defeated due to the mountainous terrain ......"

    Fuh, reassured, but I thought that the American army can’t fight in Afghanistan, but only protects itself! And there it is ....
    1. +8
      15 August 2018 19: 31
      What then will they say about Kyrgyzstan, Nepal, Tajikistan, the countries of South America, etc. dominated by highlands? hi
      1. +3
        15 August 2018 20: 55
        Nothing to say to them, brother smile
  10. +5
    15 August 2018 19: 33
    Conquer the United States and is not required. It is necessary to destroy the dollar and the States will be sold for debts.
    1. +5
      15 August 2018 20: 15
      Quote: sir_obs
      Conquer the United States and is not required. It is necessary to destroy the dollar and the States will be sold for debts.

      I even guess which country, by right, will buy Alaska from the USA wink
      1. +9
        15 August 2018 20: 28
        Quote: Terenin
        I even guess which country, by right, will buy Alaska from the USA

        What is there to guess, no doubt China ...
        1. +3
          16 August 2018 00: 44
          Well, that means you absolutely DON'T know Ketays and never with them
          did NOT communicate at all !!!
          All Ketays love only a warm climate, and frost even at 10 - 15 degrees causes
          they have horror and a desire to immediately rush off to hell.
          CHINESE NORTH is almost NOT populated, but in the southern and especially coastal
          KEtaiSy provinces live literally on each other’s heads, are tormented, but go
          they categorically refuse to explore the north of their own country.
          Yes, even from one type of Alaska, KETays will have a heart attack in winter :-)))
          1. +2
            16 August 2018 02: 26
            Everything is correct. Therefore, the Chinese have no desire to seize our Far Eastern lands, contrary to all the predictions of the "smart guys". For a Chinese, the Amur Region in terms of climate is like Chukotka for us
        2. 0
          16 August 2018 22: 39
          Quote: bot.su
          no doubt China ...

          and then what for China?
          We sold Alaska, EMNIP, for 5 megabytes. (then)
          Gold there pin. Dosy mined on 22 megabucks
          Spending on his extraction 225 megabytes laughing
          Alaska to this day - subsidized state. Some individuals were welded there, but the United States as a state, he brought only losses!
          1. +2
            17 August 2018 12: 37
            To sell them at a loss, to finally go broke?
      2. 0
        16 August 2018 01: 16
        Quote: Terenin
        Quote: sir_obs
        Conquer the United States and is not required. It is necessary to destroy the dollar and the States will be sold for debts.

        I even guess which country, by right, will buy Alaska from the USA wink

        Well, Che immediately buy ... just pick up, on the terms of surrender unconditionally. and ett is correct.
  11. +3
    15 August 2018 19: 37
    This is probably the rating of countries that cannot be conquered, but can be blown up from the inside ... By the way, the USA is also concerned ..
  12. +7
    15 August 2018 19: 51
    Apparently, British scientists shared their methods with American ones.
  13. +6
    15 August 2018 19: 52
    For the same reason, it will be impossible to capture the United States, the authors of the rating are sure. Also an insurmountable obstacle for the enemy, according to the authors of the list, will be multiple street gangs operating on the streets of megacities.

    These numerous gangs, if suddenly something, are among the first to rush to the rear, because there is something and someone to rob, and on the front line it is not for them. They only "fight" around the corner for profit and only in the majority. So to say, they are not afraid of one thing! It is unlikely that they are sick with patriotism.
    1. 0
      16 August 2018 22: 42
      Quote: Good
      These numerous gangs, if all of a sudden, one of the first to break to the rear, because there is something to rob and who,

      And in the rear, as 150 years ago, the Cajuns, Rednecks and Hillbilly are quickly organizing into "squads of regulators", which these urban gangs will quickly multiply to zero. They have a comradely court of lynching there about the "Miranda rule" and never heard of! laughing
  14. BAI
    +1
    15 August 2018 19: 54
    Well, everything is clear. The United States does not win - they are the compilers of the ranking. Afghanistan has never been conquered in history. Mountains, you know. China, India - well, too many people, the times of the conquistadors are long gone. Russia - only China or India can occupy it (or better, both at once) if there are enough forces, the other population will not have enough.
    1. +2
      16 August 2018 02: 31
      The presence of hundreds of millions of Chinese people did not prevent Britain from decomposing and, in fact, conquering China in the 19th century. The same did not prevent Japan from occupying most of China in the first half of the 20th century. It turns out that the number of people is not the main thing.
    2. +1
      16 August 2018 22: 43
      Quote: BAI
      Afghanistan - has never been conquered in history.

      old myth. They conquered him dozens of time is another thing that conquer it failed!
    3. 0
      17 August 2018 12: 38
      It is a pity that we did not hear the "head of the transport department" - Afghanistan. Surely he has his own rating.
  15. +1
    15 August 2018 20: 37
    The article was definitely not taken from a humorous site?
  16. +1
    15 August 2018 20: 44
    I don’t understand how Afghanistan got on this list? He was conquered by everyone - Britain, the USSR, the USA.
    1. +2
      15 August 2018 21: 40
      What planet did you fall from? Nobody conquered Afghanistan, at different times different countries were in it, and then home, and the Americans ....
      1. +1
        16 August 2018 19: 17
        Quote: Andrey VOV
        at different times different countries were in it

        This is conquest. I note that not all Afghans conquered the conquerors. Different countries left Afghanistan for reasons unrelated to Afghanistan in general and to the resistance of the Afghans in particular.
    2. -1
      15 August 2018 22: 01
      Quote: Setrac
      He was conquered by everyone - Britain, the USSR, the USA.

      What? Nobody won the Afghan. The Politburo of the CPSU Central Committee on the issue of assistance to Afghanistan was divided into two. Brezhnev said that the losses are small, and let the troops be there. Do you know who got the first Hero? Sapper. He fought alone against the crowd, armed with sabers, bayonets, and berdanks. I have a friend, I lost my legs there, the captain of the airborne forces, rewound two terms, so he won’t understand what we did there.
    3. +2
      16 August 2018 02: 32
      And before that was Alexander the Great
      1. 0
        16 August 2018 03: 04
        From Macedon there was only a pillar left. From the British - only the Boers. And our Volga, yes UAZ still ride. Only engines from Toyota stick. And this ... Like I drank vodka with one foreman. He worked there for five years, rebuilt the floor of Kabul. fellow
  17. +3
    15 August 2018 20: 45
    The rating was apparently made by American girls
    1. 0
      16 August 2018 01: 17
      Quote: Million
      The rating was apparently made by American girls

      secretaries from the State Department.
      1. 0
        16 August 2018 22: 45
        Quote: SEER
        secretaries from the State Department.

        phew, how rude! In Pin.dostan this profession is called much more tender - sec. Setar! (sexetary)
  18. +1
    15 August 2018 20: 51
    In the event of a power outage, the pampered "Great America" ​​(no battery charging and no operation of air conditioners) will stop all progress towards any existence and resistance to anyone - this is understandable to any sergeant of the Russian Army, not to mention the most important ranks. Think of Hurricane Katrina on the US coast on August 27, 2005.
    1. -2
      15 August 2018 22: 29
      In the event of a power outage, the pampered "Great America" ​​(no battery charging and no operation of air conditioners) will stop all progress towards any existence and resistance to anyone - this is understandable to any sergeant of the Russian Army, not to mention the most important ranks.

      It remains only to turn off all the main sources, reserve sources, local reserve sources and select the generators from the population - Proceed
      1. +1
        16 August 2018 13: 09
        In America, natural disasters are frequent: typhoons, tornadoes, snow storms. And the population is well prepared for the possibility of power outages, interruptions in supply. Many people have generators, a supply of kerosene, and canned goods. Jeeps and picars in the majority in the countryside.
    2. t-4
      -1
      16 August 2018 01: 03
      Quote: Andryukha G
      When a power outage pampered ....

      And their soldiers refuse to fight if they did not bring Coca-Cola and diapers .. laughing laughing laughing This is not like a sergeant, every ordinary soldier knows that! Yes
      I don’t understand why this America is still the richest country in the world with the most powerful army and the world hegemon in general. And why is no one burning with the desire to defeat them? All you need to do is shut off the supply of soda and turn off the lights in the city for a couple of hours. And that’s it! America creeps at your feet asks for mercy crying There is none, now YOU are the main ones in this world!
      How simple it is. wassat wassat wassat
      1. +1
        16 August 2018 03: 25
        Quote: t-4
        And why is no one burning with the desire to defeat them?

        Maybe because they beat their faces in the face of the asphalt 75 once every two minutes, and the women of theirs - 65. As I found out, I got a little fucked up, I started to do a hundred and twenty times push-ups, for a minute forty-five. In general, I jumped them.
    3. 0
      16 August 2018 13: 31
      In the Atlantic, the cable to cut through and truncated Khan America and England
    4. 0
      16 August 2018 22: 47
      Quote: Andryukha G
      In the event of a power outage, the pampered "Great America" ​​(no charging of batteries and no operation of air conditioners) will stop all progress towards any existence and resistance to someone

      it is in cities. But there are still rednecks, kajuns and hillbillies, which even now have diesel generators in stock
    5. 0
      17 August 2018 12: 40
      They should be threatened with a blockade on the delivery of diapers and toilet paper. They will bring the keys to all the cities on a tray ...
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  20. -2
    15 August 2018 22: 14
    And still no one can defeat Guinea-Bissau and Burkino Faso, because they don’t give up on anyone in FIG
  21. 0
    15 August 2018 22: 26
    Okay, USA, Russia, India, China ... But Afghanistan? Or he enters on the same principle as the "elusive" JOE ....
  22. +1
    15 August 2018 23: 06
    "Also an insurmountable obstacle for the enemy, according to the authors of the list, will be multiple street gangs operating on the streets of megacities."
    It turns out that in the 90s, our country was more indestructible! wassat
  23. +1
    16 August 2018 02: 19
    With a little cataclysm in the territory of the country, the United States turns into uncontrollable stone jungle where gangs well-wielding guns pull everything to eat in the noise ... gangs - not warriors, even if they don’t even dream of standing among invincible countries!
  24. +1
    16 August 2018 05: 07
    ))) at the expense of the United States, they got very excited))) They were allowed to grow and develop .. so let them not bark, and there will be time for Alyasochka))
  25. 0
    16 August 2018 09: 16
    The list of "invincible" countries: Russia, USA, China, India, Afghanistan.
    The first four are all true. The question is only Afghanistan.
  26. +1
    16 August 2018 10: 09
    China can defeat Russia ...
    Tactics is a creeping expansion when Chinese citizens marry Russians and leave their offspring in Russia as Russian citizens. And gradually, over several decades, a significant group of citizens who are not carriers of the mentality of Russian people will form in the Russian Federation. And one flash will be enough for the citizens of Russia of Chinese nationality to declare their desire to reunite with their historical homeland ... And that's all ... A piece of Russia will be torn away ...
    1. 0
      17 August 2018 12: 42
      Not a bad option ...
  27. +2
    16 August 2018 12: 44
    The authors of this rating have mixed horses and people in one heap. Conquer, capture and subjugate different things. You can defeat any country, including the USA and the Russian Federation; to seize part or all of the territory - too; but to subjugate the population - there are already nuances. Most likely an article about subordination, otherwise you get inconsistencies. The British at the beginning of the 19th century ignited so well that half of Washington was wrapped in ashes. They, skillfully using internal contradictions, practically subdued India. No one succeeded in completely subjugating China, but many, including the Republic of Ingushetia, chopped off their own. Afghanistan was conquered several times, but it also failed to completely subjugate. Probably everyone knows the modern history of Russia. There were defeats and occupations, but it was impossible to subjugate. So the title should be about "subdue", not "win."
    1. 0
      16 August 2018 15: 00
      We write this to the poverty of the English language. In my opinion, the captured countries should completely disappear from history. And so you are completely right. Nobody tried to conquer Afghanistan (with complete purification from the population, water poisoning, disruption of the nuclear charges of the mountains, etc.). America went through one such war and lost (Indians confirm in the reservations). China ... Despite the technology (gunpowder, etc.), all sorts of ingenious military theorists - everyone who just passed by won.
  28. 0
    16 August 2018 22: 29
    on the stories of the Great Patriotic War, where the Russian ANCESTORS won.
    It seems that pin.dos think that the Second World War is such a deep antiquity when Russians as a nationality have not yet formed ...

    Afghanistan cannot be defeated due to mountainous terrain. The desert, surrounded by high and long mountain ranges, will become an insurmountable obstacle for the invaders.
    But it does not occur to pin.dosam that Iran is also a "Desert surrounded by high and extended mountain ranges" - only with territory and population threefold more afghan!
    a strong Indian army and the BILLION population of the country will help in repelling the attack of India
    BILLION - it's five!
  29. -1
    17 August 2018 17: 55
    Pend.osy made fun of themselves. From 330 mln. it is good if 1% knows how to hold a weapon in their hands and knows how to use it, knowing which button to press to fire it. The remaining 99% were bought based on the law of the herd, the neighbor has and I do not. We saw this "well-armed army" in 2014 in the Black Sea, when one attack aircraft made about 10 combat calls over their super-duper Donald Cook, half of the crew ran to change diapers, and the rest went ashore.