Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. On bridges and on the waves, but about Putin’s secret
Greetings to you, dear readers! As many events as happened this week, rarely occurs. But on the other hand, every year in May, our systems are made quite nervous. The over-holidays, then these songs, which are forgotten literally the next day, the Champions League final in Kiev ... And then you were completely out of place with the opening of the bridge.
But before we begin to talk about the situation with us, I want to reassure those who perceive my silence sometimes as a result of the good work of the SBU. Thank you for your concern, but ... Cockroaches have been caught for many years. You perfectly know the result.
And even the fact that Stasiki does not live in your apartment today only means that they moved to street collectors. Or trash chute.
And also: for many years I have been watching movies about spies and other bandits. And since I am smart enough and cautious, I will never go to an unknown basement if I hear disturbing music or children's crying. Here it is.
So, unplanned by us opening of the Kerch bridge. By the way, why many in Russia began to call him the Crimean? Crimean bridge in Moscow like? But this is so, the desire to learn something interesting. And you, probably, are interested to know our reaction. I will say right away that you will not learn anything new. The reaction is standard.
"The illegal construction of the Kerch bridge is another evidence of disregard for international law by the Kremlin. Particularly cynical is the fact that its opening takes place on the eve of the next anniversary of the deportation of the Crimean Tatar people by the Stalinist regime."
"I am sure that the aggressor will not succeed, he will be fully responsible. And the occupants will definitely need the bridge when they urgently leave our Crimea."
This is not my favorite quote, this is our Hydrant nakropal in his Facebook on Tuesday, 15 May.
Do you think that Putin himself drove a truck because he had rights to the truck for 20 years? But no. And then, KAMAZ after tanks and fighters - well, somehow ... It's a bit small. That's why smart heads began to dig deeper with us! And - Dug !!!
In the same hydrant, the FB was (already lost, eyes) an explanation that your Putin is a busy man. Like any president. And in this case, he combined the pleasant and useful, that is, drove where he needed to go about his business.
Aha-aha, I feel, right now, it will start about the “Cortage” and so on. It's not gonna go! There is nothing to do on the car, where Putin went to KamAZ!
They explained to us that he checked the road, it is clear why he was on a truck and why it was from the Crimea if he had a new car and an office in the Kremlin.
Here, fresh confirmation from the AP, the Security Service of Ukraine, the CIA, the NSA and the battalion "Crimea".
Can everyone read? To your wine cellar your ride. Therefore, on the truck, so as not to run twice. We need to wash the bridge ...
Everything, it turns out, is simple, if it is sensibly explained.
They explain a lot to us. Just like you. I will speak about this at the end. Here, for example, your bridge now brings us only direct losses 500 000 $ per year! This is our Minister Omelyan told other ministers at the meeting.
"We tentatively estimate losses of half a billion hryvnias a year - these are direct losses from the fact that the tonnage of vessels was reduced when our two ports on the Sea of Azov entered."
"We understand that every second the Kerch Strait is under threat of closure for one reason or another."
"We all carefully calculate. All the bones will be exhibited in Russia."
I had to do arithmetic too. Nothing like that, half a billion only direct losses. And how many "oblique"? The horror is simple. Especially when you consider that we do not have any business at all. We have gas from Europe. Coal from Pennsylvania, Australia and South Africa. And we do not sell their products to you! And we do not buy from you!
In short, I had to go to our "sailors". They told me everything. So, the losses of Ukraine are connected with the restriction on the size of vessels passing under the bridge! It is clear that the freight of the vessel costs money. And the larger the steamer, the cheaper it is to transport a ton of cargo. And you have limited our draft !!!
Are you aware that the port of Mariupol can take ships with a draft of 14 meters ?! Do not believe? And November 10 2014 of the year? It was then that the ship Hebei Tangshan arrived in Mariupol port with 36 KT of Australian coking coal brand TAHMOOR for Azovstal Iron & Steel Works. It is a fact! Deadweight Hebei Tangshan is 92,5 thousand tons, length - 235 m, width - 38 m, draft 14,5 meters! Here ...
Incompetent Russians who have ever been to the Sea of Azov will say that the ports of Azov can take ships up to 8 meters of draft. And yet, the maximum depth of this sea is 13,5 meter. And even then, in non-navigable places. This is all true. But only for Russia. And we act differently! We ship the ship to 8 meters, and then on the roadstead, with 10 meters of depth, we load to 14 meters. We are economic!
I will simply cite the technical details that the “sailors” have revealed to me.
Mariupol accepts ships up to 250 m and draft of no more than 8 m. Average depths on the approach to the port are 8,6 m.
Berdyansk: approach channel to the harbor (length - 20 km, width - 90 m, depth - 8,55 m, through draft - 7,9 m). The depth in the port area is 8,4 m.
The Kerch Bridge passes vessels with a draft of no more than 8 meters and a height of no more than 33 meters with a height of arches of 35 m, and a ship's length no more than 160 meters.
By the way, there is a list of ships for me there, which are now given in our ports. “SEA SCANNER”, sediment 5 meters, “SIDER KING”, sediment 7,7 meter, “FEDERAL RIDEAU”, sediment 8 meters, “ATA” (“OBAHAN C”), sediment 7,4 meter, “NISREEN”, sediment 5,1 meter.
These vessels are now in Mariupol. But Berdyansk. “ALTAY”, sediment 4,4 meter, “SALVINIA”, sediment 4,3 meter, “BRAVE WARRIOR”, sediment 4,6 meter.
By the way, they explained the approach of “Hebei Tangshan” to Mariupol. If, instead of 36 000 tons download 20 000, the ship is quite able to get into the shallow (as far as I know, the shallowest in the world) Sea of Azov.
Now you have to scare. Again from the Hydrant:
"And today we did our best to cross the Rubicon, returning to the European Union. Today I signed a decree on the recall of all representatives of Ukraine from all the statutory bodies of the CIS."
"We have nothing more to do there - we are moving together to Europe."
Scared? Do not be afraid. We are not in the executive bodies of the CIS since 2014. In the sense - not at all. So, even we do not know whom the Hydrant will recall. I remembered a long-standing conversation with Tarakanushka.
“I don’t understand your humor at all ... He’s kind of stupid.”
- Maybe this is someone else stupid?
- Who?
Right on the situation. Only Tarakanushkin's humor nevertheless reached me, but Hydrant is not yet ...
Here, you may need to get up on the same level as the Hydrant. Which means ... bad means. I have trucks for the understanding to deliver in any way. Well I'm not Putin ...
It's time to inform you about your next shit, which revealed ... in Transcarpathia. The chairman of the Transcarpathian Regional State Administration Moskal rightly said that Muscovites were to blame for everything! On the night of 18 in May in Uzhgorod, in the district of Radvanka, field investigators of the regional administration of the SBU discovered a caches of ammunition during counterintelligence activities - four RPG-22 and 22 rocket launchers of RGD-5 anti-personnel grenades with a fuse. And grenade launchers, and grenades in good condition and ready to use.
"Seized weapon with ammunition are directly related to the fifth intelligence service of the FSB of Russia, which operates in the countries of the former USSR. This arsenal was reserved for armed provocation in the event of an aggravation of the situation in the area that the FSB has been preparing for years. The fact of the seizure of weapons suggests that, despite the constant failures of their special operations in Transcarpathia, the FSB leaves no hope of shaking the situation here to repeat the Donbass scenario in the most western region of Ukraine, on the border with the European Union. "
No comments, as they say. In a sense, I will not criticize Moskal himself. Only now, do we do anything at all without the control of the FSB, Putin and Russia as a whole? Even the Maidan and the "right sector" with the C14 FSB created, as it turned out!
Do you know what is the most disgusting in the life of a cockroach? Do not believe it - flies! As I see this creature sitting on the ceiling and rubbing "hands", I start looking around right away. The feeling is that the fly has some kind of a plan and I have a kirdyk ... Here and with С14 as well. Only there instead of a fly "seal" some flippers rubs. Flies against crucians will not pull. The magnitude ... More precisely, against Karas. Not fish, and leader С14 Evgenia Karas.
Remember, I wrote about the detention of the Brazilian Lusvargi in an Orthodox monastery? Crowd of activists. Frightened Brazilian. Twisted hands and a crowd of red-faced bastards. Oh yeah, another TV correspondent with questions about participation in the militia. And, most importantly, the Brazilian answers: "Yes, yes, yes ...".
So, against Karas demand to begin criminal proceedings under two articles. Terrorism and unlawful deprivation of liberty. This is not someone there "from the street" demands. This is the Kiev Shevchenko Court requires. He ruled. Paws rubs. Aha: "Who will plant him? He is a monument. The village ..."
But the Brazilian successfully packed in jail for two months. Although literally a couple of days before the seizure, the court released him.
Damn them ... I'll tell you the normal perception of a normal kiyanin normal life. Morning of the day off. Mood ... Weather ... Sun ...
You and your family went for a walk. Around funny smiling faces. Homon kids. And you with ice cream at the table of the summer cafe.
And suddenly a drum shot ... Down the street there is a build. In robes with the inscription "National friends". And faces in muzzles. Some wild eyes in the slot "sight". Go silently. They're coming, looking viciously at the people of Kiev. They are confident in their strength and impunity.
And we, those who live here, think that they will pass faster. In order not to stop. In order not to beat the glass. In order not to shout their slogans. To not start a fight. To carry, in general. We really fear this gang of thugs. And they are not afraid! They are the owners of this city. They, not us.
Drum roll, which takes us into the reality of Germany's 1933 of the year ... And these mugs hidden faces are just a cowardly clone of the German troops Ernst Rehm. Clone Sturmabteilung. History is repeated?
Okay. Enough of the sad. We also have fun moments. For example, the holiday Vyshivanki. All of Ukraine 17 May was supposed to dress in this seliukovuyu clothes and express their friendly "Fi" Russian bast.
By the way, why in Russia do not honor any kosovorotku, boots with tar or sandals? Not patriotic. And what, a shirt from China with dyed embroidery is cool. Our women do not particularly like to embroider today. So what? Imagine, Russia with bast shoes from an African liana ... You, too, probably forgot how to weave bast shoes?
True, we independently transferred the holiday to 19-20. Weekend after all. In Odessa, 500 won as many people in embroidered shirts passed. "The column with national flags passed from the Passage on Deribasovskaya to the monument to Taras Shevchenko in the park of the same name, chanting" I catch the eye of Vishivank — stylishly looking like a duzha "and" Oh Odes, the central land, Ukraїntsіv ob'єdnay ".
Still, we, Ukrainians, very much women respect! This holiday is for them. Even to the detriment of the bloomers! I've seen a hydrant in embroidery many times. Already wanted to see sharovary. And mustache need to grow. To match. Clowns always dress with the grotesque ... "Garni, clap the Ukrainian, neither in pocket, nor in shirini ... Tilkee, there is only one radiation visible."
The most embroidered embroidery. The longest towel. The biggest prapor. The biggest sandwich with bacon ... All the most-thing, except for economics, medicine, education, ships, security and everything else ...
We even recreated the Roma hut! Remember how С14 burned rums on Bald Mountain 21 April? And we took and built them a hut right in the center of the city!
A hut that existed in the temporary settlement of Roma in the Dnipro district of Kiev and demolished in 2017 was rebuilt and then dismantled on Mikhailovskaya Square. The activists dedicated their collective work to Roma settlements and other spontaneous settlements.
"Reportedly, the action was also visited by real homeless people who thanked for the house and started drinking vodka from the throat and smoking. After some short negotiations, the police took them to a preventive conversation."
Then they, probably, after this conversation, will unanimously sing the song “Were born great years”, popular with us. Remember the Shvonder basement?
And now a little about you. I promised at the very beginning of the notes. I laugh at myself. Until now, I tried not to laugh at you. But guys, you are also no less than our hohmachi. Now the whole Kiev is discussing your new government. Well done!
We have a lot to learn from you all the same!
Your Minister of Agriculture killed us. Minister, who was associated with agriculture only in part of the name of the bank, which taxied. Ridiculous. The head of the state-owned Rosselkhozbank became the Minister of AGRICULTURE. You even show him a shovel to understand that a shovel or a rake is not very similar to a pen.
But we understand. The son of Russian Security Council Secretary Nikolai Patrushev cannot be an ordinary person! It must be a genius! And the genius of the sons increases with the increase in the post of the Pope. Dmitry Patrushev became Chairman of the Board of a large state-owned bank in 32, and already became Minister in 40.
Do you think he's the one so smart? The younger son of the former head of the Putin administration is driving "Alrosa" - Sergey Ivanov, the son of Sergey Ivanov. And the son of the current deputy head of the administration of Sergei Kirienko, Vladimir, is also deputy. Only in Rostelecom.
And about your Rogozin, we are silent. All Kiev silent. And we rejoice with you that your Mutko has no sons. And the series "Vitali-2" continues. You seem to be left without sports almost, now let's see how it goes in construction.
If so, yes ...
In general, it is time for your and our Vitaly, Klitschko and Mutko, to hold symposiums on the exchange of experience. What is the best way to vitalize our life, which is also “Vita” in Latin ...
Already ants running under the armor ...
Okay. Need to finish. All health, smiles and good mood. Will live. For Vita ...
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