Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. They do not vote, they hold the roof with their hands!

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Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. They do not vote, they hold the roof with their hands!


Greetings, my friends. All welcome, without exception. And those who are offended by my relationship to you. And those who perceive me as a good friend. And even those who do not perceive me at all.



Samuel Marshak once wrote interesting poems. Read at your leisure. "Not so" the poem is called. Maybe about me, and maybe about others. But I am self-critical cockroach, we will assume that the poem is about me (I will quote the ending):

Sew a dressmaker on a typewriter,
Shoemakers sew shoes.
Looks afar fool
And mumbles: It's all wrong!

And not so herrings are caught,
And not so borscht cooked,
And not so bridges pave,
And not so children grow up!

See people hear people
As a fool their case judges,
And think like this:
"What a clever fool!"

It is clear that today you first of all expect from me an analysis of the SBU disclosure of the conspiracy of Nadia Savchenko. I will not disassemble anything. But here is one speech of Savchenko and video evidence that Lutsenko showed in the Council I advise you to watch. Some will not like my vision.

More precisely, look at the beginning of the video evidence, and only then the performance of Savchenko. I watched several times. Fortunately there is such a possibility. Ukraine really got a national heroine. Not the one with which the Hydrant hung the award, but really popular. Listen to what Savchenko says.

She is ready to sacrifice her own life for the people of Ukraine. Power will change. Those who spit in her face today will go away, but the fact that she, having everything, is ready to sacrifice all this for the sake of Ukraine, will remain. And the evidence? Any lawyer will break this "linden" without difficulty. Provocation of the purest water.

And this, in secret, I will say, not only I think so. But pillows - pillows, but what's next?

By the first time, I think, the grandmothers who rallied at the walls of the Russian embassy have already massively laid down in hospitals with heart attacks. Your activists contacted ours and outbid the Freedom Savchenko banners left over from recent rallies. Lawyers of the Hero of Ukraine are already preparing the requirements to transfer Hope to the Russian detention center. And svidomye urgently write by hand in business cards after the "not a slave" the word "not a sucker."

By the way, let your Foreign Ministry prepare an explanation of how Agent Savchenko wanted to arrange a coup in Ukraine. Soon we will prove that we have irrefutable facts. But we will not show you. And maybe we will show, if we ourselves understand why Nadia had blown the roof off.

But it is clear that not without your little hands in the brain box has not done. Do you really think that the hero of Ukraine could have reached it on his own?


Just like a cartoon: "Sho, again ???"


And Savchenko went to Rada on purpose. The hydrant and his mongrel very much hoped that it would disappear. More precisely, having learned that they will plant her, she will remain in Europe and will fight from there. Therefore, the stench was so much before the vote. I learned an interesting detail through my channels. She, as they say in cheap detectives, went to Rada with things. The assembled duffel bag with everything necessary was with the sister in the car. And the grenades in her purse.



Draw conclusions? Yeah ...

By the way, the names of the next enemies of the nation have already been heard in the Rada. You know them well. Tymoshenko and Medvedchuk.




For me, only one thing is not clear. Where one more enemy of the people has gone - Semen Semenchenko. By the way, and you get ready. I think today or tomorrow the State Department will charge Russia with the arrest of Savchenko. How is it in the smartest book? “The rooster will not sing, as you will deny me three times” ...

But, as I told you in the past Memoirs, everything is just beginning. And a whole year of fun will be guaranteed, from heroin to heroes.

Although here with the heroes we began to happen something incomprehensible. This is me talking about the suicide of Major Voloshin. He's a hero too. Only folk. We have such a title. Who does not know, the same pilot, who "spun" near the downed passenger aircraft and who made 33 combat sorties to the Donbass. "The mills of the Lord grind slowly, but inevitably."

Let's not talk about him for a long time, here I just pay attention to one great nonsense that our assholes in power have allowed. The long-term fake about the “self-exploded” air conditioner in Lugansk was successfully exposed. They flew, it turns out, our attack aircraft on combat missions in LDNR.



Today, I think, many "hero" thinking. Scary now we have to be a hero. In the east is clear. There, the heroes of the enemy hunts especially. But at home? Or suicide or imprisoned. One old woman said beautifully on the street: "The killer was killed by a murderer" ...

I sat there a little, thought and understood that there is a war going on in Ukraine ... Not the one we have been yelling about for four years. And not with Russia. The people are fighting with ... veterans of the ATO! And the veterans of the ATO-with the people. Yes Yes. Want a little summary of the recent events of this war?

11 February, in Kiev, in the Dnieper area, a member of the ATO killed a man in front of his wife, because he asked him not to sit in a minibus without a queue. 14 February in the center of Kiev, on Bessarabka, homeless beat a man in military uniform almost to death. 8 March in Novovolynsk a member of the ATO was beaten by teenagers for swearing at them. On March 9, in the Kherson region, servicemen beat one teenager to death, the second was sent to intensive care unit. This is me, offhand. The fact that at the hearing mentioned.

During the whole of this hybrid war, a stable opinion appeared among the people that atoshniki, and indeed the military, are enemies to be feared. For some reason, it happens that the title of "veteran ATO" has become an indulgence. The police, and all the other law enforcement agencies, are simply afraid to get involved in this category.

A huge number of inadequate with a broken psyche and trunks in their pockets. This is not hundreds, not even thousands of men in the roof gone. These are tens of thousands! That began the mutual destruction of people. We do not need any external enemy. We cut each other ourselves.

Our statistics service, you know what, only in January of this year, registered a reduction in the population of 21 500 people. Per month! Further better quote, so as not to laugh at the insects.

"... The number of deaths exceeds the number of live births: 100 deaths - 56 live births."

And one more, funnier.

"The population in Ukraine as of 1 in January 2018 of the year was 42 million 386,4 thousand people."

Do you want to talk about the real fighting episode of the Ukrainian war? We have on Obolon Prirechnaya street. For some reason, the Selyuki, who today are actively settling our city, really liked this area. Just like in Moscow. "Got here."

The guys came to squeeze the apartment from the man. The thing is ordinary. Probably, I don’t know for sure, from “heroes” and activists. We now have a perfectly legal structure - private collectors. The guys go up to the 6 floor and into the apartment. And there is a master. Strange some. Kicks kicked a crowd of collectors.

Those already on the landing decided to wave their pistols ... Fools. This is Kiev! Fight so fight. In short, the owner of the apartment calmed down guests with grenade pistols. The invaders fled! Gray CEE weekdays, yes ...

This is an example of the heroism of one person. But there are examples of mass heroism, telling ... ugh, Kiev! On Václav Havel Street, 41 Kievgaz has disconnected the house from gas. Clearly, for the reluctance to sponsor Russia by paying for aggressive gas. In the house gas columns. You can not cook. No hot water. In the cold ...



In general, homegrown craftsmen connected the house to the system! To live, more precisely, I want to survive. "Kievgaz" sent "saboteurs" to eliminate the people's victory. But, thanks to the long-term care of our Hydrant, the combat training of our Armed Forces, that is, the occupants, has increased many times over. And they were able to give a fitting rebuff to the aggressors!

The enemy was suddenly attacked by fighters ... tenants and shamefully fled, throwing equipment and weapons. There are no losses on our side. On the enemy’s side, one was seriously wounded (his nose was broken), damaged armored vehicles (the car was broken with pipes), and abandoned weapons (the gasman’s tools were taken away). Only you do not think that gas riots began. I repeat, people cannot pay for gas for ideological reasons ...

Now a little exclusive. Listened here one high-ranking officer of the Organized Crime Control Department. But what to hide - the head of the Criminal Intelligence Directorate of the Organized Crime Control Department Valery Kura. Then all the questions to him.

Today, the crime rate in Ukraine exceeds (!) The level of the 90s of the last century! Moreover, the criminals in our country do not particularly bother with the inventions of any new money-taking schemes. The most common type of crime has become elemental banditry! But even before the beginning of the police reform, many said that it was impossible to cut bitches ... That bitch and offended.

"There are very few of them (professionals), and they barely cope. I think that there is no one to do, there is no reform. There is no one to cope with the fight against crime. And it is simplified. Until primitivism. Today it is not classified, it does not turn into very refined , complicated, it is simplified. Banditry. The simplest. There are two people, there are weapon. Everything, you can go to rob anything. The population for twenty dollars. Or some kind of bank for a thousand dollars. "

Somehow I am writing primitively. Well nothing. Now cleverly write about the economy. No wonder I lived in a couple of universities for my youth. Do you know that for some reason prices are rising? Consumer inflation in our country amounted to 13,7% instead of the declared 5%. Now hold on. There will be "sorrow from the mind." I will quote the AMCU!

"The acceleration of inflation in 2017 year compared to 2016 year (12,4%) was due to factors such as a decrease in the supply of certain fruits and vegetables due to adverse weather conditions in the first half of the year, an unstable situation in animal husbandry, rising world prices and external demand for domestic food products (primarily meat and dairy products) and an increase in world oil prices. "

Understand who is to blame for the rise in prices? Who is our country-gas station? Who buys all our products? But the main thing is not this yet. The main thing I will tell. This is for the neighbors who live next to me. I am sure that you do not know.

"The prices for raw meat and milk (by 30,3% and 23,1% respectively) grew at a high pace, and the prices for eggs resumed (by 21,2%). These dynamics reflected significantly higher world prices for corresponding products and high external demand, and also limited domestic supply of these products amid a decrease in livestock (except poultry) and an unstable epizootic situation. "

"This was due to an increase in the cost of goods and services against the backdrop of increasing influence of secondary effects from high prices on raw products and an increase in other production costs, as well as the revival of consumer demand."

It is necessary to eat less, my dear compatriots! And then "revived consumer demand" and all. Prices ran away. Do you know what the true cause of inflation is? Everything is so simple to primitive.

To do this, just look at the money supply in the state. As of January 2017, the 1 trillion hryvnia was walking in Ukraine. But on January 2018, they, the money that walked, "gave birth to children" - 1,2 trillion. 200 million hryvnia increased. Money simply depreciated. But this is not talked about in Ukraine. I only tell you a secret ...

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Hmm. The IPF was privatized, privatized, but not privatized. Still. In general, something tells me that “Turboatom” and “Elektortyazhmash” tryndets ...





But with the power companies is not clear. Akhmetov decided to bankrupt something? In short: “Fly, don't get bored, buy a painting”!

I read your requirements for a mandatory statement peremog. Fair. Spring avitaminosis is temporary. And peremogi forever! I tell.

Kiev Zhuliany Airport named after the aircraft designer Igor Sikorsky! He created heavy bombers, light fighters, a naval reconnaissance aircraft, a light reconnaissance fighter, a twin-engine fighter-bomber and attack aircraft. But most importantly, Sikorsky is helicopters.

And I do not need history in the eyes poke. I know everything myself. But Sikorsky was born in Kiev! True, in the Russian Empire. And then he left for the USA. And considered himself a Russian nationalist. Ukrainians hated. In short, the Pole. So what? You won the university generally named Patrice Lumumba. What are we worse?

In general, we have another claim to Russia. Why are you so few monuments we have installed? We have to look for monuments for decommunization. But you will not leave us. By the way, and we are literate! How else to explain that the monument was found and destroyed? Remember?

"In the autumn of 1921, Boyarka turns into a battlefield to overcome the fuel crisis that erupted in Kiev. For transporting firewood harvested in neighboring forests, it was decided to build a narrow-gauge railway from logging to Boyarka station."



Yes Yes. You are not mistaken. This is “How the steel was tempered” by Nikolai Ostrovsky. And Boyarka is our city, not far from Kiev. And it was there, in 1979, in the courtyard of school No. 2, on the Grushevsky street, the monument to Pavka Korchagin was “hidden”. But activists from С14 found and almost demolished! They would have demolished Ostrovsky, only local "heroes" worked for him in 2017 in Khmelnitsky ... And in Boyarka, administration officials dissuaded vandalism from activists. Without the help of the police, by the way.



There is one newswhich in a normal state would not cause any reaction. But we are Ukraine! Thoughts any bad all the same arise. So, in the spring there will be a mass conscription. 15 000 are human soldiers and 500 reserve officers. These are the plans of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

One friend just graduated from the university with the military department. Now he actually lives in an illegal situation. I asked why you needed this military department? Prestigious?

Yes, that's schazz! The military department today for those who finished it yesterday is a wonderful thing! Previously, VK at any university was simply a paid excuse from the army. I paid hryvnia, I graduated, I received a military officer with a lieutenant - and forward to a brighter future.

And now you damn bald!

No, take the hryvnia. And something else will teach. And then? And then also to a bright future: epaulets of a junior lieutenant and forward to the post of platoon commander! Particularly stupid at the office can deliver. Trinity.



So, the construction sites of Russia and the fields of Poland are awaited by young healthy guest workers. Soon...



Well, almost everything. Morning. Now will begin a new day. So, a new life. what it will write to you in a week. Happiness to your home! Smiles to your family! And the ability to see what the authorities do not want to show ...
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  1. +3
    26 March 2018 06: 20
    Savchenko for the presidency ... everything leads to this ... and the authorities, as always, step on the rake, starting to spread rot on the candidate ...
    1. +3
      26 March 2018 08: 35
      This is in / in Ukraine, a favorite pastime, making a hero, imprisoning, and then it is possible both in the RADU and the Presidents laughing .
  2. +8
    26 March 2018 06: 57
    ... Spring vitamin deficiency is temporary. And the changes are eternal! ...

    Well said - this is a classic!goodIn your spring, even "zrada" turns into "help"! laughing
    From fresh: - Golovne, scho Vіyskovo Morski Ukraine’s forces saved themselves for the Kuivsky Gay Pride ....
    laughing laughing laughing
  3. +7
    26 March 2018 07: 01
    Okoloradsky ....hi .
    Once again I was convinced that the saying that everything in Ukraine is like ours, only worse, will not lose its relevance for a VERY long time and I'm afraid that “MUCH MUCH”, “much worse” may be added
  4. +9
    26 March 2018 09: 06
    Hi Cockroach! You already got a family doctor there? Not? And our acting Minister of Health, who is actually a US citizen, but after all, Ulyana Suprun, ours means a Ukrainian from there, so she ordered everyone: starting in April, they should get a family doctor! You undeservedly bypass this lady with your attention! And she is trying, she is trying .....
    The Ministry of Health announced its intention to open a new export market - blood will be sold to citizens of the country

    And rightly so, so shed for free in the Donbass, it’s possible to sell it!
    Recently Suprun has had many ideas: she canceled medical coupons, children's medical cards, attacked hydrogen peroxide, and in April decided the Ukrainians to get family doctors

    Well, the Soviet myth of peroxide was exposed - it doesn’t stop the blood, don’t disinfect it, and what kind of medicine is this for a pretty penny?
    And another myth is fluorography! You don’t need her, and letting the sick go home is even better. And this fluorography - cancel in FIG! She doesn’t show anything! Replace it with a family doctor's profile! and what a squandering means it turns out!
    According to Suprun, in Ukraine 4 thousands of people die from tuberculosis in a year.
    “This is 11 people every day. Despite the fact that the state buys the necessary medicines, ”and stressed. about. the minister

    So do not deprive your attention of this wrestler! she’s like Shapoklyak - “still a lady”
  5. BAI
    +1
    26 March 2018 09: 36
    rising world oil prices

    This is the explanation for everything in Russia (as well as the fall in oil prices and the invariability of oil prices - all this leads to higher prices).
    that "Turboatom" and "Elekttyazhmash" Tryndets.

    If Rosatom has learned to make turbines in Russia, then yes, if it has not learned, they will live.
    1. MAK
      0
      26 March 2018 16: 58
      Quote: BAI
      rising world oil prices

      This is the explanation for everything in Russia (as well as the fall in oil prices and the invariability of oil prices - all this leads to higher prices).
      that "Turboatom" and "Elekttyazhmash" Tryndets.

      If Rosatom has learned to make turbines in Russia, then yes, if it has not learned, they will live.


      In fact, before they knew how. For nuclear power plants, turbines always came from Kharkov or from Leningrad (LMZ). Therefore tryndets.
  6. 0
    26 March 2018 09: 46
    Weird! And to me at VO, recently, one commentator, from Belarus, told me that his relatives live in Ukraine and everything is not so bad there! And if it’s bad there, this is propaganda of the first channel!
    1. +7
      26 March 2018 14: 02
      Once, when I was in Belarus, such a shot with well-living relatives in Ukraine suggested that I change my place of residence for a year, so that he would live well. For some reason he did not want to.
  7. +3
    26 March 2018 11: 40
    Life ... goes its own way ... to the bottom ... and then ... it will be better .... wink
  8. +2
    26 March 2018 19: 05
    Thank you, cockroach, for the cheerful and cheerful notes. Special thanks for the change. The battle for gas in a well-taken house pleased. I look forward to continuing, or rather ending, about how the heroes of the ATO will clean the dwelling from the separas.
  9. +1
    26 March 2018 20: 19
    Quote: Vard
    Savchenko for the presidency ... everything leads to this ... and the authorities, as always, step on the rake, starting to spread rot on the candidate.

    Most likely a sacred sacrifice, like sukashvili. In this situation, Vakarchuk is the most comfortable figure. A layman and an amateur in politics, but a media-promoted person who is positive for young people. What he understands in fat, it will be convenient for them to steer. He won’t obey, there will be one more sacred sacrifice, he will fall asleep like Voronenkov.
  10. +1
    28 March 2018 13: 22
    Dear Cockroach! Thank you for the article! I would like to make a correction: - If there was 1 trillion hryvnia, but it became 1,2, then not 200 million was added (no one will notice them in two or three wide pockets), but 200 billion.
  11. 0
    28 March 2018 19: 33
    Something sad to read, and how do people survive there?
  12. 0
    29 March 2018 08: 58
    For me, only one is not clear yet. Where did another enemy of the people go - Semen Semenchenko
    Heals a heroically wounded ass. Getting ready ...