Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. We will show you the real choices!
Greetings to you, my dear friends and girlfriends! Somehow, over time, I began to perceive you as a relative, or something. I read your comments and enjoy. I care for your care. Good attitude rejoice. Criticism happy. And most importantly, I rejoice in understanding.
And today, this understanding will have to endure a non-joke test. But in parallel entertain you with fresh views of Kiev.
Well, at least count me on my head. Yes, and no one here will not work. Fatty topic is one time, and two - we already have them ... whoever is on the nose, whoever is on the mustache.
About what happened with your choices with us, you all know. I will not tell. I'm more interested in looking at you. From a distance is more visible than close.
Probably, I can already become a political technologist in Russia. And with a high degree of probability I can name the winners and prize-winners of the next election. Russia, of course, is still a paradox country!
I made the main conclusion from what I saw! The main thing in Russia is not to take part in the elections at all!
You win the one who does not participate in all this fuss called election campaign. The second place - who personally participated in foolishness once. Third - who is two times. Well, and so on.
I understood when Putin won. No, not 18 March. He won exactly when he refused to participate in the first public debates and sent a confidant in his place.
Of course, to send someone instead of yourself to this is how to send by all known letters at once. Far and from the heart. And milk is harmful for harm.
So, the debate ... Who will win the debate, if they will be considered issues of the economy? A professional economist, with calculations and special knowledge, or the head of any party? And in military matters? Professional military or, again, the party or movement leader? A poet or a politician, if we proceed from my malice?
Strange choices without a choice ... A bunch of completely gray personalities who, while I haven’t read the SBU, watched the first debate, are completely unwilling to win, and the leader. The one who can really. One whom even enemies respect. It would be strange if Putin had not won in the first round already. At zero even.
Of course, we should not be forgotten. We, in the sense of the Ukrainians. No one could organize such an election campaign, which we held to your president, in Russia. Vladimir Vladimirovich can safely "get sick" ergofobii. The world is spinning around. Just do what you do.
I understand that now, with the cockroaches in your head, I am moving your roof back and forth. Do not think that we repair started. We simply tell you what is visible to us, but not always visible to you. Since childhood, my parents taught me that any work should be done well. Because the brain you have to make high quality.
And do you want me to answer your unspecified, but already born "under your roof" question? And tell me that you did not have such a question. What will happen in 2024 year? Putin has to go, but there is no worthy replacement.
Option One, European. Some party, such as the LDPR, is proposing to hold a referendum on amending the Constitution. The main question is to remove the limit on the number of terms for the presidency. Simply put, do what has recently been done in China and is actively spoken about in the United States.
Next, we hold a referendum to which 50-70% of voters come. "For" wins with a big margin. Suppose 60 to 40%. Everything. Further, all under the current Constitution.
Option Two, Asian. Any leader in the region, better than a national one, like Ramzan Kadyrov, suggests that the current president be considered the leader of the nation. Why? Yes, simply because Putin’s authority is the sea, but by that time the age is already critical.
Then again the referendum and other constitutional procedures. And the Duma can only adopt a law on the new post. How this happens, you can ask the Kazakhs. There, Nazarbayev has already been through this.
But such a scenario will be carried out only if a new strong leader does not appear in Russia. But if we talk about this, it will not even be tomorrow.
Because tomorrow (figuratively) we will have our own elections! And here we will show you how to twist this thing!
How do you like the panorama of the Mikhailovsky Palace? Without Maidan somehow better, huh?
The week was still the same for us. And it began with two things at once. Began pre-election movements and the fight against freedom of speech. Why? And because the item 1 see.
You know, I sometimes think about the fact that people's ass is the most multifunctional part of the body. Including especially among journalists. That ass many think. She feels great. Through her make decisions and perform many works. Especially often for her looking for adventure. But most importantly, after all these manipulations, they also sit on it.
And Rada is now visible ...
Right on Monday, the SBU conducted more than 25 searches at journalists. Among those journalists who quite recently fiercely criticized the followers and advocated a new, supposedly people's power. Thought that same ass and looking for adventure in the future.
"Propaganda seized during searches, weapon, explosives and a lot of other evidence of subversive work against our country. "
"Please do not give premature assessments before the publication of all materials."
I quoted the speaker of the Security Service of Ukraine Elena Gitlyanskaya. She modestly kept silent about one more important thing. Journalists were accused of collaborating with pro-Russian publications. Those who are interested in our affairs, and especially Ukrainians, will be very surprised now.
According to Gitlyanskaya, those of us are ... “Strana”, “Correspondent”, “Vesti”. Honestly, even me, the cynic, the list was surprised.
After a list of what was withdrawn, a reasonable question arose: why didn't you find drugs and Russian alcohol? Now, is it necessary to congratulate us on the victory of European freedom of speech? Such a thought in her head stirred. Here in the DPRK about the same all with the press, and a communal cheaper. Journalists are massively cheating the motherland, so maybe allow them to immigrate to North Korea?
Innovation. Now the center is patrolled by such threes. One policeman and two National Guard.
Think nonsense, shred? Become freelancers. Will work in the Internet publications. To you! We do not play around.
So, the Ministry of Information Policy has closed the next sites on the Internet. I honestly thought that everything that could have been closed already. No, found the next couple of dozens and ...
Imagine, on these sites again began to call for the overthrow of the constitutional order and the seizure of power! But Poroshenko is not Yanukovych. He is the people's president!
It seems to be all, as always. But it is not clear to our community Svidomo something. The Internet began to snap. Especially Facebook. Lawlessness is complete. From 11 March, there began to massively ban Ukrainian bloggers, journalists, and leaders of social movements for calling for the overthrow of the constitutional system and the violent seizure of power ...
“So, guys, a wave of bans went. Fierce. Demolishes pro-Ukrainian bloggers. Informnapalma volunteers, the main account of Shwets and many more people suffered. Really resembles the beginning of 2016. Take care not to curse, do not use national peyorativy. sure about the old posts - you can rummage in the settings of the FB, there is an option to transfer all the old posts to closed or frendsonly ".
I recalled at once the long overheard conversation between two former lovers. "Passed love - wilted tomatoes?". "Follow your garden, moron" ...
This is me in connection with the ban of many materials of the international intelligence community (they call themselves that way) Informnapalm. God marks the rogue ...
Maidan-Maidan, and the need-need ...
But the beginning is promising. From election to election - we will not be bored for sure. Especially when you consider the gang we have in the chair of the President. This is not your petty. But we will talk separately about ours.
And in general, I wanted for you today, and you are spinning me back. Complicated brains you have, not so good spinning, even a cockroach. Not promoted, but not trained.
So it is logical. You are in a panic from your own reform, so I decided to improve your mood. To children for illiteracy is not scolded.
And you know how nice it was to breathe ... Three hundreds of Maidan, and they smelled like three hundred pigs.
Jammed in Russia. In terms of education. But we decided not to overload the children. Instead of all these biology, geography, physicist, chemistry, economics, astronomy, we introduce one subject with one teacher! The course is called "Natural Sciences"! I will quote the people's deputy Alexander Spivakovsky:
"First, where are the teachers who can equally well teach physics, chemistry, biology, geography, economics, astronomy, etc. Secondly, you need to prepare textbooks, you need to prepare a methodical model by which this will happen."
“If a child does not receive the necessary things at school, he will simply go to work either on a column, or in a shopping center, or somewhere else. Well, then let's just say that the main task of Ukraine is to create a service nation for Europe and America” .
Learn how to reform the school! And, by the way, to solve the problem of lack of teachers. But recently, it was these very teachers in embroidery on school rulers who glorified Poroshenko’s power. Interestingly, the labor exchange, they also will go in embroidery?
Although it can be counted on the fingers. By the way, if you use the legs, you can count up to 20! To read? And why, if there is a TV? Or, for the younger generation - the Internet!
That chemistry is more difficult. Toilets in Europe have long been cleaned using household chemicals. A paid course of household chemicals will be required. In general, all this pampering. Education, school ...
The stereotype that Ukrainians can only collect strawberries and clean the toilet bowls should be burned with hot iron! Lies this. We are very versatile people. And developed.
They tried to tear off the saber from the monument ... What does this mean? About insufficient physical development.
It was before we buried our dead in wild, one might say barbaric, customs. And now we Tieevrop! With 15 March, we can only bury us ... by a court decision and after a forensic examination!
In fact, everything is very simple. The man died. It lies quietly at home. And relatives call the investigator. Besides, there is nothing more to do, he resorts on the first demand! He resorts and ... makes an appeal to the prosecutor! It is clear that the prosecutor is already "on the lookout" and the bullet is rushing to the investigating judge. It wakes him up, and the judge writes out a resolution on the examination.
And all this, from the beginning, ugh, the end of a person to the funeral takes only 72 hours! The corpse will still be at home. Relatives and friends will have time not only to say goodbye, but also to feel the "smell of death." So said the former head of the Main Investigation Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs Grigory Mamka:
"No matter how dead a person is dead - natural or violent - his relatives will have to wait at least several days. And all this time the body of a loved one will lie at home." "If a person died as a result of a murder, everything will be much more difficult - while waiting for permission to conduct an examination, valuable time and evidence will be lost."
Here we have passed such a law. I am glad to have forgotten how to think at all. Imagine that a man died in a village. This is where prosecutors, investigators and judges live in abundance ... And the forensic medical examination in general is greener in every home because of boredom.
But in general, you relaxed something. In London, poison the traitors, like at home ... More precisely, at home, I suppose, they would not poison it with gas. House after all. Or, there, sprinkle white phosphorus ... Really?
And we sent threats to you every week. Let's start with the worst punishment for Russia for the aggression on which you can not come.
"For these two years, the flag of Ukraine has been raised in Russia dozens of times, our anthem has sounded. Today requires more decisive action from us. Therefore, I signed a new order - that Ukrainian athletes will not take part in any competitions held in the Russian Federation ".
"I want to add that competitions in Russia, with an eye on the internal and external policies of this state, are simply dangerous for our athletes."
How do you like our sports minister Igor Zhdanov? It is not clear, is it Ukrainians or ukrosvinstvo? It is possible to bail out with the country aggressor. Gas there, coal, electricity, transit ... And the athletes can not. Perhaps the Russian construction sites to announce a boycott? To quickly bent. Not construction of course. Zarobitchane from hunger.
Well, athletes will not go to competitions, so what? Will you cancel the results or will someone remember us with a kind word? Zhdanov would say honestly - there is no money! And then the force, like a peacock ... Or does it take an example from a hydrant? Another "residual forgive". I do not remember where, but in my head "because gladiolus" is spinning ...
Do you, my friends, think that we only impose sanctions on Russia? No, we are not afraid of anyone! There is no country that would not be subject to sanctions if something breaks. Yesterday Poroshenko signed a decree on sanctions against Guinea-Bissau and South Sudan! Now they will dance with us. Hopaka.
All that remains of mishmaydana. Cut tent fasteners.
And this is the hotel "Kiev", where the Maidan lived. Not all the time in tents, as there to work. And then rested. Vaughn, someone left a prop ...
This has become my habit. Vatutin our. Overall. Worth it.
Even the bulbs twisted ... In ...
And finally, I'll show you the most terrible secret. Saw - he was stunned!
Here is the CHP is on my other pictures. And she did not work anywhere. Last years 12-15 for sure. And now - admire! Here it is, the true Square !!!
Coal Coal Plant ... Well, it can be seen in the smoke ...
Everything. Time to say good-bye. Not for long, but say goodbye. All good mood, good health and joyful persons to meet. Will live!
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