Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Previously, cockroaches lived in their heads, now it's the other way around! Re-emigration ...
Here you go. Even in my family, the “fan stand” sometimes began to fly away. Greetings to you, dear and all understanding readers. Sometimes I catch myself thinking that I would also like to understand and accept everything. But it does not work.
Yesterday I learned a lot about my country. Accidentally went to the store, and there is a meeting of young patriots. We discussed the future of Ukraine. So ... Do you know when we had the highest yields? Do not believe it, but according to the patriots ... during the German occupation. 1918-19 and 1941-42 In both. I myself almost fell. Although the number of limbs complicates this process as much as possible. Most importantly, they are sure they are right!
And, accordingly, they are seriously discussing that in order for us to have complete well-being, we need someone behind our backs. Either with a rubber bludgeon, or expressively clicking the shutter.
Do you know who they are talking about as president after Poroshenko? Here you would not believe, again. Svyatoslav Vakarchuk will be our next president! You have it known as Slava Vakarchuk. The leader of the group "Ocean Elzy". By the way, besides being a musician, he is also a candidate of physico-mathematical sciences!
So what? Party worker we had. The criminal was. Businessman while there. Why not make a musician with a mathematical bias president? Presidents are not born. They become! And Vakarchuk like in Columbia uni now studies. Smart! Again, the name ... not Armenian or Georgian.
And do not laugh. Won our mayor, it turns out, good. To speak the truth has not learned. Or vice versa, we did not learn to understand him. But something does. VDNH put in order, the roads at the very least repaired. Again, interactive shops set. Those who looted in the spring.
Nothing went to the store. The name of the next president found out. The desire to go under the next owner, too. Even the fact that over Kiev mayor in vain laughed to know. How the world has changed. Cockroaches used to live in human heads. Now humans are tearing cockroach heads.
And judging by the jackets, they are from this new national squad. Oh yeah, I did not talk about it. But your press told me something.
Short. Activists from several areas came to us. They took the oath at the torches. Then march through the city. On Holocaust Memorial Day, they promised to establish Ukrainian order. Were already in stories of mankind Mussolini's black-shirts, Hitler's brown shirts. Now our gray patch appeared. Everything in this world is repeated. Interestingly, when will the night of long knives? And who is still Ram?
By the way, the very next day the warriors distinguished themselves in Kremenchug. They wanted to paint the facade of the Metropol cafe, and there was a police roof there. Well, the law enforcers and their assistants fought among themselves. One was even detained. Then everything is as always. Tires, flares, breaking the fence ... Boredom. Boredom ...
To me, as a cockroach who lived, I understand why such clashes will continue. The livestock of patriotic idiots is growing, and the food supply is decreasing. Natural selection is called. And to do without these new activists is impossible. Old after Donbass are not very manageable. So, perhaps the fate of Ram's attack aircraft awaits all of these Azov veterans and others. Should have been disposed of in the ATO. Did not work out...
Hmm. Feed base. Do you know how many ATO veterans we have to feed at the expense of the rest? On February 1 - 326 060 Man! And all the benefits. Personal observation. You go to any town and you look at the windows. If everything is closed and warmed, then there is no veteran there. And if the window is open - 100% is a veteran.
Notice it is not only me. People already notice this. And you know, there appeared all sorts of thoughts among men. Can take a chance? Perhaps they will not be killed. It is impossible to feed the family on a civilian salary. And with the benefits completely. Although, to be honest, most are confident that half of these veterans are fake.
Here I sit, drink tea and suddenly I thought. But life is like this cup. Would be a philosopher, would explain why. I also do not explain much.
They did not explain, for example, why police in the Crimea and Sevastopol were created in Kiev. I am not kidding. Avakov said. "Such units will be created. They will work in other areas until the Crimea is freed from the invaders. Then the ready units will work there." Police Academy. Part of 2018.
The roof claps its hands! All dear! The plan is good. What we have left? OSVOD? Can a parade in Sevastopol work in Vinnitsa? Here is our national idea. Do nothing and get paid ... Rabbit Senya with his “European shaft” has already bit his elbows from annoyance. As soon as they publish the phones of the new police, I'll post it here immediately. A full house from Crimeans, I think, will not be a joke.
In general, the notes should have a zest that will spoil the mood of the readers. "Right now I'll sing". By the way, journalists from VO are also concerned. Job offer.
Doom ... On January 26, the Ministry of Public Policy announced a tender for the creation of a ... Russian-language newspaper for free distribution in the Luhansk and Donetsk regions. The expected cost of publication 11,6 mln. The tender has already been posted on the site. Fly, hurry, buy painting ...
The main circulation is not bad. 250 000 ind. And the release must begin in March. And the condition is one. Each number will be checked by a representative of the ministry. Media freedom is called. I wonder how they will distribute this newspaper in the republics? By airplanes?
I don’t like frivolous people. There is nothing to laugh at the truth of life. We have aviation is booming. You do not know, but I know. January 1, the Air Force regiment replenished with a new air brigade! More precisely, a tactical aviation brigade!
Previously, she was a squadron. Deployed to the brigade. In the village of Ozernoy near Zhytomyr sit. Airplanes are all ... new, I guess. MiG-29, Su-27. Industry rivet these planes at an impossible pace. There is nowhere to go. Over 2 of the year over 60 aircraft!
I can not touch and our next historical holiday. 100 anniversary of the legendary battle of Kruty. All Ukraine celebrated. Well, almost all. At least those who still remember the history of this event. Who does not remember, I will tell.
What exactly is the “glorious” 16 (29) of January 1918 that happened at the railway station near the village of Kruty on the 130 kilometer in the northeast direction from Kiev? What kind of "heroes" were there? Fighting in the full sense of what happened at Kruty would be very difficult.
“When the Bolshevik echelons moved from Kiev to Bakhmach and Chernigov, the government couldn’t send a single military unit to repel it. Then a quick detachment of students and high school students gathered and threw them - literally for slaughter - towards well-armed and numerous Bolshevik forces” .
"At a time when the young men (most of them never holding guns in their hands) fearlessly opposed the advancing Bolshevik detachments, their superiors, a group of officers, stayed on the train and arranged here a drinking party; the Bolsheviks easily broke up the youth squad and drove him to after seeing the danger, those on the train hurried to give a signal to leave, without remaining a minute to take the travelers with them ... The road to Kiev was now completely open. "
At the same time in Kiev there were thousands of 7-8 of various kinds of ukrovoyak who stupidly scored a bolt on this whole struggle for non-basement and did not go to war with the red ones. The Red Guards drove the boys, who did not shoot and didn’t bite their woodlice, and why the Red Guards drove them home. And they shot just the most stupid Natsik, who instead of brains had a porridge of slogans.
But this is a world story. And here is how we interpret this battle.
Poroshenko: “A century has passed since the day when brave heroes gave battle to the superior forces of the enemy and delayed the advance of the Red Russians to Kiev for several days. These few days were enough to lay the foundations of Ukrainian statehood for centuries to come.”
Groysman: “Today we recall courageous and courageous Kiev cadets, who in 1918 gave battle to the Red Guard units, delaying its attack on Kiev. They were not stopped by a significant numerical superiority of the enemy, they fought bravely until the end. Fought for a free Ukraine. Remember!”
Honestly, I don’t remember holidays in other countries, when heroic drapes would be celebrated. Not a victory, or at least an attempt to win. We celebrate betrayal and drape.
And in this we are all.
Remember I wrote about measles? The process went so quickly that even Suprun was frightened. Urges urgent vaccinations. Schools are closing. Kindergartens are closing. In Nikolaev, a new misfortune-hepatitis A. And also at the level of the epidemic. And in a common bunch of flu and ARVI.
There are things that you simply can not understand. It's like that gopher. No one sees, but he is. So, we have turned off the whole city from gas. And not one. You know about the first one - Slavutich. The town is not big - 25 000 people. Yes, and the boiler on the coal there. Only here is coal for just two days. I wonder who the Chernobyl nuclear scientists are now at peace with?
Why deacon and not protest? If they protested, then the next city would not be turned off. City Smila Cherkasy region will be larger. 69 000 people. And even before disconnected Krapivnitsky. True, in part.
It seems that the authorities decided to de-communize heating, hot water and all other utilities. And this will happen, judging by the rate of reduction of gas consumption. Yes, and debts for communal with us ... Utilities - 28,8 billion UAH. Rent - 3 billion UAH. Heating and hot water - 11,1 billion UAH. Gas supply - 12,4 billion UAH.
One joy, we extended the contract for the supply of nuclear fuel with the company Westinghouse Electric to 2025 year. Be afraid. Now 7 from 15 of our nuclear power plants will be “charged” with American fuel. True, they will be made in the Swedish city of Vasteras. Right tomorrow and start. To 2021-mu have time.
Well, for a snack. A little bit about freedom of speech and media. We ran away the chief editor of the online publication Strana.ua Igor Guzhva. How it spread rot. And a separatist, and a bribe taker, and a collaborator. Honestly, I did not see in Country.ua. pro-Russian materials. An ordinary journalist with his own point of view on events.
But smart! The court could not plant, but house arrest was appointed. And here prosecutors pierced. They did not submit a petition to extend the arrest. And Guzhva legs in hands and to Europe, to Austria. Asylum asked. And he was given. Many prosecutors' sex today.
Everything. Tired and tired you. See you. Holiday is coming soon. You have to go to the village. Zataritsya something.
Show yourself and see your family. Just like you. All good mood and good smiles of your loved ones. Spring is coming soon. Just a month left. It will be warmer there ...
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