Bundeswehr in panic

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Bundeswehr in panic


As reported in an explanatory note to the German Defense Minister Ursula von der Leyen, the training indicators of German tankers have sharply deteriorated recently. This is especially true of the results of shooting at tanks "Leopard-2A" of various modifications.





As noted in the note, the gunners everywhere complain of fatigue and "fog in the eyes", which does not allow them to successfully hit the target. Moreover, these same phenomena also began to be noticed by American tank crews on the M1А2 Abrams vehicles. Visual impairment is accompanied by general weakness, hand trembling and indigestion.

German tanker Hans Schulze from the Upper Palatinate (Amberg) 12 Tank Brigade testifies:

- I noticed that I can not exactly hit the target, and this worried me greatly. I complained to my tank commander Joachim Fast. He tried to shoot and also missed. Later in the conversation during dinner, I heard the same conversations from members of other crews. The next day we shot out normally, but during the next shooting a week later the picture repeated.

I decided to secretly go to a psychiatrist, because I decided that my mistakes are connected with the psyche, and not with the disease. And the probable use of some new Russian weaponspossibly from satellites.

In a conversation with Professor Ludwig Klein, I asked him not to tell anyone that when I work with the EMES 15 fire control system, I see several Russian T-34-85 tanks that are already firing at our tank near the target.



Then the IS-2 heavy tanks appear alongside. I try to catch them in sight, shoot, but they disappear, and then appear somewhere in a new place. In the end, I just physically feel the high-explosive 152-mm high-explosive projectile flying at me, released from the Russian “ISU-152” “St. John's wort” ...


In his report to the German Defense Ministry, Professor Klein, confirming the fact of Private Schulze’s illness, cited as evidence that during a joint holiday in one of the Amberg beer houses other 12 Brigade soldiers were massively complaining of the same phenomenon They are afraid to report to their commanders about these facts, for fear of being fired.



Moreover, Professor Klein noted, some tankers observed entire squadrons of Russian Il-2 attack aircraft, Schwarze Tod - Black Death, over the training grounds of the test site, due to which their attention turned out to be completely dispersed.

At a meeting in the German Ministry of Defense devoted to this problem, a report was first heard on the 22 incident of June 2017 in the Black Sea, where a simultaneous failure of the GPS system was noticed simultaneously on several dozen American ships, which began to give incorrect position data ships.

One of the ships of the US Navy, judging by the readings of GPS, found himself in 32 kilometers from the sea, in the Russian city of Gelendzhik, on land. A report on the incomprehensible behavior of electronic systems was sent to the US military. The Pentagon immediately reported the failure to its allies, finding that Russia probably used a new type of previously unknown weapons.

Professor Ludwig Klein, citing examples of attention disorder among tankers of the Bundeswehr, further stated at the meeting:

- Such a massive and, I would say, one-moment disruption of the functions of the brain activity and the subsequent dispersion of attention from a large number of military personnel is impossible without the use of some special type of targeted effect. I am sure that Russians are behind all this ...

In conclusion, the German Defense Minister Ursula von der Lyayen noted that one of the most effective ways of countering the Russians could be the recently created special psychological assistance center for LGBT people, who in the Bundeswehr are about 7 percent, or 17 thousand people. According to the testimony of Professor Ludwig Klein, the Bundeswehr military with a non-traditional sexual orientation are less likely to react to an unknown Russian weapon.
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  1. +29
    15 August 2017 05: 25
    Durilka Minister of Defense ... Teutons dabbling under the tail, before darkening in the eyes ... Bravo Bundeswehr! Bismarck, even in a coffin in shock ...
    1. +9
      15 August 2017 05: 33
      It’s good when there is someone to blame for your lack of talent, in this and in all other cases you can always blame on Russia. In general, the guys’s roof is going specifically, less need to indulge with drugs. And what is especially pleasing if this is true, we are testing our new weapon.
      1. +32
        15 August 2017 05: 40
        Come on you guys ... That's where the key
        According to Professor Ludwig Klein, the Bundeswehr military gay less than others are prone to reaction to the unknown weapons of the Russians.
        laughing laughing Give the military pedes to the Bundeswehr. !!!!!!! lol
        1. +5
          15 August 2017 11: 58
          This is simply propaganda of non-traditional orientation in the NATO forces, and his (her) role in the victory over the Russian threat.
        2. +3
          15 August 2017 15: 45
          Imagine a German special forces going out in search of lace panties, push-up bras, evening dresses and stilettos. This is a real threat, fall off laughing
        3. Alf
          +7
          15 August 2017 19: 35
          Quote: Smog
          Give the military pedes to the Bundeswehr. !!!!!!!

          No, I didn’t understand something. The hands of the tankers tremble, and the rear-wheel drive will help. Where is the logic ?
          1. +3
            15 August 2017 21: 47
            If your hands tremble, it's a squirrel. You need a hangover)))
      2. +17
        15 August 2017 06: 17
        The article is clearly humorous .. How do young Germans know about “IS2” or “IL”? They know thoroughly what they sell in a nearby store with rubber “toys” ... Yes
        Quote: Spartanez300
        It’s good when there is someone to blame for your lack of talent, in this and in all other cases you can always blame on Russia. In general, the guys’s roof is going specifically, less need to indulge with drugs. And what is especially pleasing if this is true, we are testing our new weapon.
        1. +3
          15 August 2017 06: 55
          How do young Germans know about "IS2" or "IL"?
          Only from online games. If it were possible to find out the statistics from the holders of game servers of games about tanks and attack aircraft, how many among the users of the NATO military wassat
        2. +18
          15 August 2017 10: 30
          Quote: 210ox
          The article is clearly humorous ..

          Yes, you guys still talk? belay

          The article is a golem banter. And quite base.

          You guys are too serious ... lol
        3. +2
          15 August 2017 11: 55
          Quote: 210ox
          How do young Germans know about "IS2" or "IL"?

          WoT, WarThander, Blitzkrieg ...
        4. +2
          15 August 2017 12: 28
          Quote: 210ox
          The article is clearly humorous .. How do young Germans know about “IS2” or “IL”? They know thoroughly what they sell in a nearby store with rubber “toys” ...

          Then the IS-2 heavy tanks appear alongside. I try to catch them in sight, shoot, but they disappear, and then appear somewhere in a new place. In the end, I just physically feel the high-explosive 152-mm high-explosive projectile flying at me, released from the Russian “ISU-152” “St. John's wort” ...

          What a humorous article there - the guys really replayed in World of Tank to such an extent that computer reality began to get confused with reality. wassat From there, tank toys were unfamiliar to ordinary burghers.
          Interestingly, can the Poles be affected in this way, or is it possible only at a long distance? wink Or is the Germans waking up genetic memory? what hi
        5. +3
          15 August 2017 17: 37
          "... IS-2 heavy tanks appear. I try to catch them in the sight, shoot, but they disappear, and then appear somewhere in a new place. In the end, I just physically feel the 152-mm flying at me a high-explosive shell fired from the Russian ISU-152 St. John's Wort ... "

          This seems to be genetic memory. Even repeated unconditional surrender will not save. Incurable.
        6. 0
          17 August 2017 16: 21
          In the "IL-2" played too much, and that seems to be "Black Death !, then the IS-2, then finally what the hell.
      3. +2
        15 August 2017 10: 46
        some tankers watched the entire squadron of Russian Il-2 stormtroopers “Schwarze Tod” - “Black Death” over the training grounds of the training ground, because of which their attention was completely scattered.

        - thoughts are material
        Vanka Perdushkin left such an idea in the GDR, for a long time she will help us
    2. +3
      15 August 2017 06: 31
      You can drink it neatly, the squirrel can settle down forever, and as for the LGBT community, they are already crazy.
    3. 0
      15 August 2017 11: 00
      "DON'T SWELL IN ANOTHER PIT; YOU WILL HAVE FOUND IN IT"
      The positive side of Russophobia bloated by Europe. By European brains and jerked.
    4. +1
      15 August 2017 17: 55
      Lerner is a Ukrainian Shary. Trolls his power, dear mother! belay
    5. 0
      16 August 2017 00: 49
      Sooner rejoice. This is just a biased article. It is dangerous to neglect a strong opponent, especially with such an economy. Will fight on German money. There are many who wish.
  2. +8
    15 August 2017 05: 36
    - Such a massive and, I would say, one-moment disruption of the functions of the brain activity and the subsequent dispersion of attention from a large number of military personnel is impossible without the use of some special type of targeted effect. I am sure that Russians are behind all this ...

    paranoia strides the planet ... wink but naturally Russian are to blame, who else ...
    1. +5
      15 August 2017 06: 26
      Until the submarines die in aerial combat, we sleep peacefully.
    2. +6
      15 August 2017 08: 23
      Quote: Masya Masya
      - Such a massive and, I would say, one-moment disruption of the functions of the brain activity and the subsequent dispersion of attention from a large number of military personnel is impossible without the use of some special type of targeted effect. I am sure that Russians are behind all this ...

      paranoia strides the planet ... wink but naturally Russian are to blame, who else ...
      [thumb]

      Well, who says that Russians are “on the sidelines of the process”? Yes, they cannot live without Russia, they need it like waters. Russia gives them the opportunity to beg for funding, to justify their mistakes and glitches in their brains, their own and computer, wherever you spit, everywhere the Russian track, the ubiquitous and GDP from the front, on horseback and with a sword. fellow
      1. +1
        21 August 2017 18: 56
        Quote: Pete Mitchell
        and GDP from the front, on horseback and with a saber.

        Nevermind, GDP on a bear with AK at the ready!
  3. +4
    15 August 2017 05: 42
    laughing under the table))) I imagine how he was broadcasting dohtura: "at first I noticed a few t-34-85, then I showed IS-2 ... the last thing I remember is a flash from ISU-152 and a black suitcase falling on my tank" wassat
    perhaps the gunner decided to retire earlier)) and if it’s true - it’s not for nothing that our ArmIs also conduct exercises - updated the memories of “friends”)))
    1. +4
      15 August 2017 07: 02
      I can imagine how he was broadcasting dohtur: "at first I noticed a few t-34-85s, then I showed IS-2 ... the last thing I remember is a flash from ISU-152 and a black suitcase falling on my tank"
      Chel outplayed the network game Tanks. Perhaps even against our players. There, after all, it is possible during the game to communicate limitedly. And he projects the results of the games on his professional activity.
      In general, we are waiting for sanctions against Russian developers of computer simulation games and their products - the Il-2 and Tanks games, as a psychological demoralizing weapon of the “damned Russians” winked
    2. +1
      15 August 2017 09: 21
      Professor Klein, confirming the fact that Private Schulze was ill, cited his words as evidence that during a joint holiday in one of Amberg's pubs, other servicemen of the 12th Bundeswehr brigade complained en masse,
      Quote: K0
      under the table))) I imagine how he was broadcasting dohtura: "at first I noticed a few t-34-85, then I showed IS-2 ... the last thing I remember is a flash from ISU-152 and a black suitcase falling on my tank"

      Top trolling. But the Germans are now driven to the state of Goebbels’s propaganda to such a state that I won’t be surprised if a fair percentage of the Bundes took this article as a real situation.
      1. +1
        15 August 2017 12: 04
        when they mention propaganda and Goebels, this is recalled:
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdvo-2u_Yqs
        winked
  4. +7
    15 August 2017 06: 09
    Bundeswehr gay men are less likely than others to react to an unknown Russian weapon.
    A humorous bestseller, M. Zadornov, with his humorous pro-scout in the USSR, silently stands aside and smokes. Until now, laughter presses from the read laughing I liked the message of the article, in order to protect ourselves from these insidious Russians, we must immediately change the sexual orientation from hetero to homosexual in the Bundeswehr and not only ...
  5. +3
    15 August 2017 06: 18
    By moving his toes, the tankman Hans Schulze guessed that he was lying in his socks, with a shaking hand he ran along the thigh to determine whether he was wearing trousers or not.
    1. +2
      15 August 2017 06: 39
      By moving his toes, the tankman Hans Schulze guessed that he was lying in his socks, with a shaking hand he ran along the thigh,
      to be sure to take off the tights.
  6. +1
    15 August 2017 06: 27
    First, the country's leaders greatly scared their military, and then they look for the reasons for their fear.
    But it’s not spring yet ...
  7. +1
    15 August 2017 06: 31
    "One of the ships of the US Navy, judging by the testimony of GPS ..."
    But they did not try to prepare the navigators.
    1. +1
      15 August 2017 08: 35
      You reminded me of one incident that happened 1,5-2 years with an Amer’s vessel in the Black Sea. When they entered the port, they abandoned the pilot, relied on their ZhPS, well, and put their pelvis aground. Here it is a fee for arrogance.
  8. +5
    15 August 2017 07: 05
    Amid propaganda, genetic memory wakes up. Not otherwise.
    Merkel will soon begin to dream of the Reich Chancellery, Goebbels faces with his wife and children, Adolf and Eva Braun. It will begin to seem that it lies on the backyard and its cooling carcass is poured with gasoline on its own guard. And I want to scream, but it doesn’t work ...
    Other politicians will often recall the walls of the Reichstag with Russian inscriptions - not a single obscene one.
  9. +5
    15 August 2017 07: 53
    What about a GPS crash? Likely to our it is not difficult to arrange.
    Then they laughed somehow, Over our girl a dispenser.
    She on glonas, our car going to Sochi, went to Turkey.
    I asked the driver where he is, otherwise they say she’s traveling by sea on the screen.
    He answers her that his wife is supposedly in Turkey, resting, decided to visit her, well, I said quickly back and forth.
    You should have seen her face (first few seconds)
    A little later, the mark returned to the track.
    So apparently gps is not a problem for electronic warfare.
  10. +1
    15 August 2017 08: 27
    Fritz seems to be outplayed in WOT wink
    1. +2
      15 August 2017 09: 21
      Quote: gorunov
      Fritz seems to be outplayed in WOT wink

      I somehow played on a bourgeois server, boring! They are ambushed in the bushes as they were!
      1. 0
        15 August 2017 11: 59
        Quote: sabakina
        They are ambushed in the bushes as they were!

        campers freaking ... we in the "tundra" on such aircraft induce ... laughing
        1. +1
          21 August 2017 19: 04
          The Pe-8 does such a great job ...
  11. 0
    15 August 2017 08: 30
    Ursula, the main thing FOR ANY SECOND SALDATE to doctors is to send "for help")))
  12. 0
    15 August 2017 08: 39
    Sorry, I took it all for banter .... Or is it serious?
    1. +2
      15 August 2017 10: 45
      This is petrosyanism.
  13. +3
    15 August 2017 08: 44
    One of the ships of the US Navy, judging by the readings of GPS, found himself 32 kilometers from the sea, in the Russian city of Gelendzhik, on land
    I immediately remembered the words of M. Zadornov: -We are on land and are a lighthouse! laughing
  14. +6
    15 August 2017 08: 44
    An article from the same "opera" as "Donald Cook" with the Khibines "is from the field of humorous stories, but the cool thing is that many" patriots "take it quite seriously. We are waiting for the formation of a new sect of believers in the" visual hallucinations of the Bundeswehr tankers. " .. wink
    1. +2
      15 August 2017 09: 23
      In this sublunary world there may even be something that cannot be.
    2. +4
      15 August 2017 10: 46
      Not even many, but most.
      1. +4
        15 August 2017 11: 01
        Which once again confirms the difficulties in adequate perception and analysis of the incoming information from the "patriots" in full head, "regardless of country of residence .... recourse
    3. +5
      15 August 2017 16: 32
      Quote: Monster_Fat
      An article from the same "opera" as "Donald Cook" with the Khibines "is from the field of humorous stories, but the cool thing is that many" patriots "take it quite seriously. We are waiting for the formation of a new sect of believers in the" visual hallucinations of the Bundeswehr tankers. " ..

      When your jumped into the window with a cry of "Russians are coming", it was not at all humorous. Now, as during the Cold War, Russians are to blame for everything. Our hackers have appointed you trump. And this is not humor for you. The Russians are standing behind the protesters in Charlottesville ... Pound windows, out of harm's way. hi
  15. 0
    15 August 2017 08: 57
    According to the principle of "infection does not spread to infection"? These LGBT people are already scumbagging, so they’re not afraid to "move in" a bit.
  16. 0
    15 August 2017 09: 05
    "... Putin, riding a bear, rushed towards me, it was so scary that there was reactive diarrhea and my comrades and I had to quickly leave the panser." - Soldat Schulz at a psychologist
  17. +1
    15 August 2017 09: 09
    It is wonderful that fear of the Russians is not at the deep genetic level! Let them fear from afar! In reality everything will be much more nightmare, we are angry at a lousy geyropu.
  18. +2
    15 August 2017 10: 00
    Petrosyan weeps with envy.
  19. 0
    15 August 2017 10: 19
    lovers of weed these tankers ...
  20. +2
    15 August 2017 10: 56
    The Russian-speaking author explicitly wrote, who decided in the early morning to go to bed early with readers of VO ..)
  21. +2
    15 August 2017 11: 00
    Friticean filthy, God forbid you have a little longer your minced fish minster. I am glad that the pidogov is getting bigger! But 7% is still not enough. Give 70% full of holes !!!
    1. 0
      15 August 2017 18: 36
      Quote: vinni-puk
      Friticean filthy, God forbid you have a little longer your minced fish minster. I am glad that the pidogov is getting bigger! But 7% is still not enough. Give 70% full of holes !!!


      500000 +!
    2. +1
      15 August 2017 19: 58
      Quote: vinni-puk
      Friticean filthy, God forbid you have a little longer your minced fish minster. I am glad that the pidogov is getting bigger! But 7% is still not enough. Give 70% full of holes !!!

      lol durilka, the percentage of fagots of all nations is the same, they are still open on stage with you. About the law against pedophiles that your thought cannot give birth in any way, to remind? this is a good indicator of homna and pedophiles in power, which protects their own.
  22. 0
    15 August 2017 11: 04
    In a conversation with Professor Ludwig Klein, I asked him not to tell anyone that when I work with the EMES 15 fire control system, I see several Russian T-34-85 tanks that are already firing at our tank near the target.
    Then heavy tanks “IS-2” appear nearby. I try to catch them in sight, shoot, but they disappear, and then appear somewhere in a new place. In the end, I just physically feel the 152-mm high-explosive projectile flying at me, fired from the Russian ISU-152 "St. John's Wort"

    It seems that our grandfathers and great-grandfathers registered a secret message in the genes of the Germans for centuries to come ...
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      1. +3
        15 August 2017 12: 32
        It seems that our eternal critics are not able to distinguish a humorous remark on a humorous article from a deep psychological analysis.
        1. +3
          15 August 2017 14: 16
          Most here took this Petrosianism absolutely seriously.
          1. +2
            15 August 2017 22: 51
            Quote: Winston18
            Most here took this Petrosianism absolutely seriously.

            Ha! In the USA, stories about the "Russian" hackers also took oh how seriously .. You can’t compare with readers ...
            1. +1
              15 August 2017 23: 53
              Yes, these are just not tales, but very likely things.
  23. 0
    15 August 2017 11: 24
    "... using some new Russian weapons, possibly from satellites ...", "... using some special type of targeted impact. I’m sure that the Russians are behind all this ..." - then, apparently, follows expect - "Russians are coming!"
  24. +1
    15 August 2017 11: 37
    “Russians are coming, Russians are coming. They everywhere. I saw Russian soldiers ”- and the US Secretary of Defense jumped out of the window. The baton was picked up by the Germans. It's time to throw out the window.
  25. +1
    15 August 2017 12: 14
    It seems that some forum users took the pamphlet seriously. That as if hints. And about the Fritz they need to appoint a proctologist instead of the Minister of Gynecologist. Then the preparation will grow.
  26. 0
    15 August 2017 12: 20
    When working with the EMES 15 fire control system, I see next to the target several Russian T-34-85 tanks that are already firing at our tank.

    Then the IS-2 heavy tanks appear alongside. I try to catch them in sight, shoot, but they disappear, and then appear somewhere in a new place. In the end, I just physically feel the high-explosive 152-mm high-explosive projectile flying at me, released from the Russian “ISU-152” “St. John's wort” ...
    maybe the German gunners do not sleep at night, and play "ftanchiki"? So much so that they are beginning to see Russian tanks of the Second World War in real life?
  27. 0
    15 August 2017 12: 32
    In the beginning to cooperate with REN TV? The next news will be in style, the Bundeswehr called for help flying saucers from the Nazi base on the moon against the fight against the Russians wassat
  28. 0
    15 August 2017 12: 39
    This is a genetic memory from which they panic. Very good))) but seriously, I double-checked the article on the topic of April 1 or marked the joke of the day, because, well, there can’t be such nonsense ... or maybe? ...
  29. +1
    15 August 2017 12: 44
    Author: Johann Lerner published the script for the transfer of REN TV apparently))
  30. +1
    15 August 2017 12: 56
    Oh well, this is a humorous article ..)
    1. +3
      15 August 2017 13: 12
      Not only, it looks like someone has started playing tanks.
  31. 0
    15 August 2017 13: 03
    In my opinion, the guy outplayed the tanks.
  32. +1
    15 August 2017 13: 08
    That's what life-giving grass does!
    1. 0
      15 August 2017 23: 21
      grass does not do this) amateur)
  33. +1
    15 August 2017 13: 19
    This is what happens when the Minister of Defense is a gynecologist with LGBT orientation, and the country is treated with his favorite Yankov psychotron radiation. Although there would be enough grass wassat
  34. +1
    15 August 2017 13: 20
    Everything is fine. it's just genetic memory plugging in!
  35. 0
    15 August 2017 13: 39
    [/ quote] In conclusion, the Minister of Defense of Germany Ursula von der Leyen noted that one of the effective ways of counteracting Russians can be the recently created special Center for Psychological Assistance for LGBT people, which in the Bundeswehr are about 7 percent, or 17 thousand people.
    [Quote]
    This is the only effective way! Yes
  36. +1
    15 August 2017 14: 32
    You read the comments and immediately recall N.V. Gogol. "... and everyone will grind their teeth and beat their hands. Why are you laughing? You are laughing at yourself! .. Eh, you ..."
    1. 0
      15 August 2017 19: 30
      Just ironic wink
  37. +4
    15 August 2017 14: 38
    Quote: iConst
    The article is a golem banter. And quite base.

    You guys are too serious ...

    --------------------------------
    The banter is the banter, but the genetic memory you will not get anywhere. Hiddenly, she will come out anyway, and there will be “bloody boys in the eyes” and “St. John's wort to hit with her 152 shells”. Our people didn’t particularly remember about Victory Day, while everything was relatively calm, nobody touched us. And when they began to bite us like 35 years ago, it was as if they started toss us. Immediately before our eyes pop up our burned villages and cities, people hanged by German Nazis. People became interested in their warring grandfathers and great-grandfathers. Our dead as sentries in the literal sense, do not let us forget who our enemy is and how insidious he is.
    So it is with the Germans. They will remember our tanks going to Berlin, our attack aircraft, mowing their tank columns, our infantry in a bayonet attack. He will remember Dresden, who is attacked by hundreds of B-17s, Hamburg will remember, remember how the Millennial Reich died in convulsions, in a concrete bag of the Reich Chancellery with a sick old ghoul Adolf and his young wife Eva.
  38. +1
    15 August 2017 14: 58
    laughing That's what, when the cavalry of Rumyantsev and the Cossacks begin to appear near Berlin, then all the guards
  39. 0
    15 August 2017 15: 16
    It’s painfully accurate described by tanks, attack aircraft and other things. As if to all Germans, At once they read a book about the Second World War. And this is not quoted in Europe now. A strange article.
  40. 0
    15 August 2017 15: 20
    Fabulous Dolba * would :).
    If there would be a younger son, I would read such nonsense to him as a fairy tale.
    And already a little one will not believe it.
  41. 0
    15 August 2017 15: 50
    Quote: Winston18
    This is petrosyanism.

    Yeah, Yefim Shifrin! hi
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  42. +2
    15 August 2017 16: 02
    Joking jokes, but something with their stomachs! fellow
  43. 0
    15 August 2017 16: 34
    They’re going to the fire control system, someone broadcasts WOT video. Via Wi - Fi. Well, or immediately directly to the brain through dental fillings with a semiconductor filler. Yes, and Belarus is not far ...
  44. 0
    15 August 2017 17: 47
    People hawala .. Maybe for a start someone will highlight the link to the original, and not to the translation with comments ..?
  45. 0
    15 August 2017 18: 32
    According to Professor Ludwig Klein, members of the Bundeswehr with non-traditional sexual orientation are less likely to react to the unknown weapons of the Russians.
    insanity grows stronger!
  46. 0
    15 August 2017 18: 53
    actually today is not April 1, it is probably a fake or trolling) although who knows)
  47. +2
    15 August 2017 18: 56
    LGBT Breakthrough Divisions
  48. +3
    15 August 2017 19: 47
    The article is a satirical irony ... Dumb patriot do not understand .... wink
    1. +2
      15 August 2017 19: 55
      one hundred percent that's it laughing
  49. +4
    15 August 2017 19: 53
    good fellow fellow fellow
    I haven’t laughed like that for a long time
    wassat good
  50. 0
    15 August 2017 19: 56
    Fasting and prayer ....
  51. 0
    15 August 2017 22: 58
    I think this is of course banter, it’s not serious!
    True, from the history of recent battles in the DPR and LPR there were a couple of interesting moments of a similar nature. When rumors about the appearance of a countless number of Chechens from Russia in the war began to appear en masse in the Ukrainian media, the goal of the Ukrainian leadership was to mobilize troops for the war and motivate them against the enemy. Result was negative, the number of deserters went through the roof
  52. +1
    16 August 2017 01: 10
    .... It’s really not a sin to laugh at what seems funny... (Pushkin AS.)
  53. 0
    16 August 2017 02: 07
    All that remains is to find out what they are smoking there! :)))
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  54. 0
    16 August 2017 02: 59
    Thank you, neighing.
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  56. 0
    16 August 2017 11: 31
    Is this some kind of thick and thin trolling? I just don’t understand - who was being trolled?
  57. 0
    16 August 2017 13: 50
    In general, the gene memory was awakened, they were intimidated!
    They also remember, on a subconscious level, the 45th!
  58. 0
    16 August 2017 14: 17
    I'm shocked))) Are they serious or is it just someone's joke? You see T-34s on a mixed field and Il-2 attack aircraft))) Drugs don’t lead to good things...
  59. 0
    16 August 2017 15: 40
    Quote: Sarsak
    “Russians are coming, Russians are coming. They everywhere. I saw Russian soldiers ”- and the US Secretary of Defense jumped out of the window. The baton was picked up by the Germans. It's time to throw out the window.

    The Germans have the Forestall case with ministerial offices on the ground floor!
  60. -1
    16 August 2017 16: 57
    "Bundeswehr soldiers with non-traditional sexual orientation are less likely than others to react to unknown Russian weapons."
    They are not inclined to use weapons without lubrication, so let your imagination run wild, “Teutons.” You are no longer Germans, but only rear-wheel drive diesel gates. There was a strong nation, an absolute ENEMY, but they became gay bullshit - honestly - but there was no joy! Blacks in the USA, the president is over-the-top...married, rear-wheel drive and fish soup rule there, and Comrade Xi is doing what I said that Putin did in 2014 (for the lazy - he was chewing snot). If Russia does not say a strong, democratizing word in the near future time, these bastards from overseas will poop.
  61. +1
    16 August 2017 18: 56
    Good fake. Funny! You can laugh, but God forbid we believe all this crap...
  62. +1
    16 August 2017 22: 45
    As evidence, he cited his words that during a joint holiday in one of the Amberg beer halls, other military personnel complained en masse about the same phenomena

    Hello, it's me, your squirrel! laughing
    They will continue to do this, and they will also see the combat tripods of the Martians, not to mention
    entire squadrons of Russian attack aircraft "Il-2" "Schwarze Tod" - "Black Death", several Russian tanks "T-34-85", heavy tanks "IS-2"

    Or maybe the spirits of our ancestors reminded us how the confrontation with Russia could end, so to speak, the genetic memory woke up. laughing
  63. 0
    17 August 2017 11: 02
    the guys outplayed "Tanks"
  64. +2
    17 August 2017 14: 14
    The graves of Russian soldiers should not have been desecrated. There was no need to twist history. It's every man for himself in the West. And both the living and the dead stand up for Russia.
  65. 0
    17 August 2017 22: 03
    Only homosexuals can resist the “Russian threat”...
  66. 0
    18 August 2017 10: 07
    Is this a humorous sketch or what?
  67. +1
    19 August 2017 12: 12
    No, this is not banter, but a completely serious article. There is only one omission, nowhere is it said that the German Minister of Defense urgently needs to change the specification - the gynecologist clearly cannot cope with the psychos, he fumbles in the wrong place - so their eyes are cloudy and their little hands are shaking. Overall a fun read, relaxing.
  68. 0
    19 August 2017 12: 21
    Is that really true?? wassat Passage in favor of homosexuals. laughing I’m afraid to imagine a tank battle with such an army, what will await our tankers? what The view is something like this: an enemy tank, and naked butts all around. S-s-s-s-s wassat
  69. +1
    19 August 2017 14: 16
    “In conclusion, German Defense Minister Ursula von der Leyen noted that one of the effective ways to counter the Russians could be the recently created special Center for psychological assistance for LGBT people” - I agree with Frau 100%! The Bundestag will only come to its senses with a long rectal massage.
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    0
    21 August 2017 07: 33
    “as evidence, he cited his words that during a joint holiday in one of the Amberg beer halls, other servicemen of the 12th Bundeswehr brigade complained en masse about the same phenomena, who are simply afraid to report these facts to their commanders for fear of being fired.”
    They need to go to pubs less and indulge in sexual perversions, otherwise they will soon be imagining Lake Peipsi with light cavalry.