Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. This is how you fasten every day, fasten, and then how you relax ... and everything is in ... chocolate!
Greetings to you, my friends and girlfriends! And I welcome you, my enemies. Greetings, people! That ended the shortest days of the year. Days when the day is well, not at all 24 hours. Probably reduced by half. Remember January 1. I just woke up, and it was already evening outside the window ... Well, just some kind of calendar miracle.
Now we sit, we laugh at Vyshivankom. He argues about whether it is possible today, under the law on consumer rights, to hand over the Christmas tree back to the Christmas bazaar. Well, how not approached his interior. Almost convinced that it can be organized. For the Ukrainian soul right heart balm. Give back the pennies ...
Vyshyvanku no luck with the beginning of the year. The first day on the march in honor of Bandera was. So there is some journalist stuck to him. When was Bandera born? Well, where does Vyshivanok know this? The hefty svidomye men aged went well alongside. Dropped the separatist.
By the way, I watched the video that Vyshivanok brought from the march. I watched and wondered. Now I will break your stereotypes. Most readers are confident that Bandera are jerks with incomplete secondary education. Fans all sorts of football and other hooligan rabble. So, most of the marchers were people who lived. 40 plus or minus 10 years. Like this. Agree, far from being a bad boy.
This is only on the Internet political scientists, economists and auto experts, not to mention the military experts from the category, which alcohol is not sold in stores. In life, everything is much worse. Let a thousand, two, three participated in the march. But these were adults! These were those who are nationalist and Svidomo for ideological reasons. These are those who are already impossible to reorient.
Football fans, petty punks, just assholes from "the whole world of violence we destroy" can be quietly redirected from revolutionaries to pioneers. There with brains tight. But adults ... Ukrainians have to fight a long and bloody.
Okay. I won’t be sad. I, you know, eating Adidas lard, I understood a simple truth. About why people celebrate the New Year so fiercely. Do not understand why the fat "Adidas"? Because they are not Ukrainians. “Adidas” means: with three layers. So, such an aggressive New Year’s celebration is due to delay the moment of recognition of unpleasant News from the government and deputies.
Here's how to perceive the performance of Poroshenko in Mariupol? You probably already know. "Our dear compatriots! The Ukrainian occupation is temporary. We will definitely unite. Ukraine is one. And we are one. Glory to Ukraine." The president sees that Ukraine is an occupier? How can this be? So, we have occupied ourselves? And we ourselves are fighting with the occupiers ... From this, even in battered svidomitov, the remnants of the brain boiled.
And before last president? I'm talking about Viktor Yushchenko. Here's how to understand his speech at the Kiev University of Culture before the holiday? “It’s important to have your own national Louvre and say that Repin is a Ukrainian artist, and Tchaikovsky’s a seagull is a Ukrainian composer. Dostoevsky is a Ukrainian writer. And you can add thousands more names to this series.”
Why are not called Jesus Christ, Buddha, Magomed? Why did not he tell the students that Putin is also Ukrainian? From the word "way". And the great Afro-Ukrainian poet Oleksandro Pushkin (from the word cannon), who was viciously murdered by the FSB agent Dantes. And the Beatles? The guys gathered in Berdichev. In Liverpool just encrypted. Visa was not there.
As a cultural cockroach I want to express myself. I just hate talking about such shit with such gentlemen! By the way, the English gentlemen are the Ukrainian diaspora in the UK. Also encrypted.
On poems something pulled. Not mine. A gift especially for readers of notes.
Here is the winter ... And the hryvnia is jumping. So the hryvnia is not Moskal ...
And in Lviv women cry, it became a pity for relatives
They were told stories about the war and about the country
So that the people, not without a pointer, went intentionally to the bottom ...
In order to establish a new state in Ukraine ...
That is why the ruins, as the foundation for the soldiers.
For soldiers of a different kind. Who is for the money. Who is for power.
Like Judah from the people. Just to steal something.
They twist us like a horn of mutton, like svidomye tails ...
Instantly it was time for suffering, yes grave crosses!
Here is the winter ... And the hryvnia is jumping ... Only the dollar is not a jumper ...
We naively resigned ... Loshakov dashing herd ...
Do you know the worst thing we have learned in the new year? We are the first time in stories countries officially supported fascism at the state level. Exactly so, without exaggerating and not exaggerating. I understand that in a festive mood you did not read our budget. But we read. More closely.
When Maidan raised to the heights of overt radicals, we hoped that it was temporary. Indeed, in Europe, where we strive for all the legs, legs, fins and other limbs, fascism is considered a criminal offense. But it turned out ...
The Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine adopted a bill on the planned financing of youth nationalist movements. Such as "Plast", "Trident" and "Right Sector" (banned in the Russian Federation)! It turns out to be “patriotic organizations glorifying love for the motherland” and upholding the “historical truth”.
It's disgusting that everyone understands everything. BP speaker Andrei Porubiy broke out in a social network with puppy delight from the decision.
"Such organizations should flourish in Ukraine and the state is simply obliged to support their development."
“This precedent has no analogues in history. Ukraine will support patriots for the first time at the state level” ...
These are the budget amendments. I remember the "stages of a long journey." Heroism of Nazism. The overthrow of monuments and everything that spoke negatively about the Nazis. Mutation of the education system. And here is the next step. Financing. What's next?
And then what has already been proposed in relation to the residents of Donbass. Creating concentration camps for dissidents. Giving fascism the status of state ideology. Titanic on full steam rushes to the iceberg ... Honestly, the thought of the Chinese philosopher Chang Ying Y. is remembered. veterinarian, there is a high probability that he is an ass. " Are we donkeys?
But sometimes it amazes me and the reaction of our neighbors, whom we openly "throw" on money. Well, for example, Croatia. We, in the sense of our company Ukrspetsexport, have contracted to repair the Croat brothers seven Soviet MiG-21 fighters. And to buy from Jordan for Croats another five of the "second-hand" MiGs-21. Only for 17,6 million euros.
And then the circus begins! In Jordan, MiG-21 was not at all. From the word at all. And those 5 that Jordan was selling were assembled from old, decommissioned Bulgarian, Algerian, and Soviet parts. Designer in the style of you, God, that we are not worthless. We quickly corrected the documents and returned the aircraft of Croatia.
But, planes, it turns out, must fly! That's because zrada ... And they do not fly. The Croats suspected something. They quickly conducted an investigation and found ... their two officials. Which for a bribe in 20 thousand euros turned the scam at the state level. And that's it! Even their consent to the association of Ukraine in the EU was not withdrawn. What's this? Unclear.
What we didn’t expect was Canada’s hostile actions. Already someone who, and Canadians have such a powerful Ukrainian diaspora, that there seems to be nothing to fear. But no. Canada plans to stop supporting Ukraine. First of all, in the military sphere. And in perspective and completely. Canadian Prime Minister explicitly talks about the need for negotiations with Putin. So far, actively "treated" Lavrov. It turns out that a NATO country wants to completely change the political course? Or are we culturally sent?
I asked my grandfather, he was politically savvy of me and terrible for the echidin, did he watch Poroshenko’s New Year’s address? And you know what he said to me? No, I did not watch. And what did he turn in Marik? And he turned, once again, in the entolysis of the American. Presented to John McCain the Order of Freedom. And his friend Leeds Graham Order of Yaroslav the Wise. Here I do not understand, the elected president ignores (or that Poroshenko?), And feeds senators. What for?
I remembered the beautiful work of Leonid Filatov. "Apostle of rain on Thursday I will give you a medal over. Only you really should try so that the people do not overthrow me. What is a medal? Great honor? I don’t count my own! now there is no reason ... You yourself must answer for your own meanness ... "
What kind of country are we? Do not we know English? So Poroshenko on it babbles fluently. Maybe he does not know the letters? And it would be worth reading Twitter Trump.
Donald J. Trump ✔ @ realDonaldTrump
Great move on delay (by V. Putin) - I always knew he was very smart!
2: 41 AM - 31 Dec 2016
Especially for those who do not know the letters, I will translate. "Putin’s excellent move with a delay. I always knew that he was very smart." From across the ocean it is clear who is who in world politics, but from Kiev it is not visible ...
What. We must write about the gas. But somehow it does not work out in Ukrainian. We, of course, do not need gas. What for? We already live so much without Russian gas. But glory to Naftogaz! He knocked out an agreement with the International Bank for Reconstruction and Development. They give us credit for 478 285 million euros! Immediately, as soon as Gazprom reduced pressure in the pipe. Only now I began to understand why, by the year of 2020, Ukraine would completely abandon Russian gas. Loans give stop, here and give up.
Do you know the continuation of the story? And it is. Russia has reduced gas pumping through the territory of Ukraine by 19%. And about the same percentage increased by the "Nord Stream". Insolent Russia. He does not want to drive his gas through our pipes. We have already filed a lawsuit against the monopolist over the use of the pipe, but he ... Eeeh ... then so literally take the decisions of our anti-monopoly committee. We were joking.
We quickly counted here a new Gazprom record for Nord Stream. If they continue to pump like this further, this will exceed the capacity of the pipeline. 160,75 million cubic meters per day! Well, where is it going? And to us for transit? Something I have a strange premonition. We must again "break through" the price of ferrous metal. Yes, and "Naftogaz" too.
And I will finish our next peremoga. In Ukraine, the American automatic rifle M-16 model WAC47 will be produced. This was announced by Vladimir Korobov, deputy general director for aircraft manufacturing and production of Ukroboronprom. Here it is. And you say that we do not produce anything. Here are rifles according to NATO standards ... we will produce ... soon. True, there are no cartridges for these rifles. And will not. And to buy a half times more expensive than for the Soviet weapons. But the main production!
Everything. Stop pouring cold water on the readers head. Post-holiday state and so difficult to survive. That's why I am shortening notes.
But on the holiday, coming, I will congratulate you. I don't know when the notes will come out. Because Merry Christmas to us, the Orthodox. Great holiday of our faith. Holy holiday. Let the light from him be in everyone's eyes. Let the dark thoughts disappear. May joy be in the hearts.
And I, as always, to the kitchen. It is necessary to eat the goodies that Cockroach has prepared. The holiday continues. Only now is the feast of the belly. What you want.
Now we sit, we laugh at Vyshivankom. He argues about whether it is possible today, under the law on consumer rights, to hand over the Christmas tree back to the Christmas bazaar. Well, how not approached his interior. Almost convinced that it can be organized. For the Ukrainian soul right heart balm. Give back the pennies ...
Vyshyvanku no luck with the beginning of the year. The first day on the march in honor of Bandera was. So there is some journalist stuck to him. When was Bandera born? Well, where does Vyshivanok know this? The hefty svidomye men aged went well alongside. Dropped the separatist.
By the way, I watched the video that Vyshivanok brought from the march. I watched and wondered. Now I will break your stereotypes. Most readers are confident that Bandera are jerks with incomplete secondary education. Fans all sorts of football and other hooligan rabble. So, most of the marchers were people who lived. 40 plus or minus 10 years. Like this. Agree, far from being a bad boy.
This is only on the Internet political scientists, economists and auto experts, not to mention the military experts from the category, which alcohol is not sold in stores. In life, everything is much worse. Let a thousand, two, three participated in the march. But these were adults! These were those who are nationalist and Svidomo for ideological reasons. These are those who are already impossible to reorient.
Football fans, petty punks, just assholes from "the whole world of violence we destroy" can be quietly redirected from revolutionaries to pioneers. There with brains tight. But adults ... Ukrainians have to fight a long and bloody.
Okay. I won’t be sad. I, you know, eating Adidas lard, I understood a simple truth. About why people celebrate the New Year so fiercely. Do not understand why the fat "Adidas"? Because they are not Ukrainians. “Adidas” means: with three layers. So, such an aggressive New Year’s celebration is due to delay the moment of recognition of unpleasant News from the government and deputies.
Here's how to perceive the performance of Poroshenko in Mariupol? You probably already know. "Our dear compatriots! The Ukrainian occupation is temporary. We will definitely unite. Ukraine is one. And we are one. Glory to Ukraine." The president sees that Ukraine is an occupier? How can this be? So, we have occupied ourselves? And we ourselves are fighting with the occupiers ... From this, even in battered svidomitov, the remnants of the brain boiled.
And before last president? I'm talking about Viktor Yushchenko. Here's how to understand his speech at the Kiev University of Culture before the holiday? “It’s important to have your own national Louvre and say that Repin is a Ukrainian artist, and Tchaikovsky’s a seagull is a Ukrainian composer. Dostoevsky is a Ukrainian writer. And you can add thousands more names to this series.”
Why are not called Jesus Christ, Buddha, Magomed? Why did not he tell the students that Putin is also Ukrainian? From the word "way". And the great Afro-Ukrainian poet Oleksandro Pushkin (from the word cannon), who was viciously murdered by the FSB agent Dantes. And the Beatles? The guys gathered in Berdichev. In Liverpool just encrypted. Visa was not there.
As a cultural cockroach I want to express myself. I just hate talking about such shit with such gentlemen! By the way, the English gentlemen are the Ukrainian diaspora in the UK. Also encrypted.
On poems something pulled. Not mine. A gift especially for readers of notes.
Here is the winter ... And the hryvnia is jumping. So the hryvnia is not Moskal ...
And in Lviv women cry, it became a pity for relatives
They were told stories about the war and about the country
So that the people, not without a pointer, went intentionally to the bottom ...
In order to establish a new state in Ukraine ...
That is why the ruins, as the foundation for the soldiers.
For soldiers of a different kind. Who is for the money. Who is for power.
Like Judah from the people. Just to steal something.
They twist us like a horn of mutton, like svidomye tails ...
Instantly it was time for suffering, yes grave crosses!
Here is the winter ... And the hryvnia is jumping ... Only the dollar is not a jumper ...
We naively resigned ... Loshakov dashing herd ...
Do you know the worst thing we have learned in the new year? We are the first time in stories countries officially supported fascism at the state level. Exactly so, without exaggerating and not exaggerating. I understand that in a festive mood you did not read our budget. But we read. More closely.
When Maidan raised to the heights of overt radicals, we hoped that it was temporary. Indeed, in Europe, where we strive for all the legs, legs, fins and other limbs, fascism is considered a criminal offense. But it turned out ...
The Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine adopted a bill on the planned financing of youth nationalist movements. Such as "Plast", "Trident" and "Right Sector" (banned in the Russian Federation)! It turns out to be “patriotic organizations glorifying love for the motherland” and upholding the “historical truth”.
It's disgusting that everyone understands everything. BP speaker Andrei Porubiy broke out in a social network with puppy delight from the decision.
"Such organizations should flourish in Ukraine and the state is simply obliged to support their development."
“This precedent has no analogues in history. Ukraine will support patriots for the first time at the state level” ...
These are the budget amendments. I remember the "stages of a long journey." Heroism of Nazism. The overthrow of monuments and everything that spoke negatively about the Nazis. Mutation of the education system. And here is the next step. Financing. What's next?
And then what has already been proposed in relation to the residents of Donbass. Creating concentration camps for dissidents. Giving fascism the status of state ideology. Titanic on full steam rushes to the iceberg ... Honestly, the thought of the Chinese philosopher Chang Ying Y. is remembered. veterinarian, there is a high probability that he is an ass. " Are we donkeys?
But sometimes it amazes me and the reaction of our neighbors, whom we openly "throw" on money. Well, for example, Croatia. We, in the sense of our company Ukrspetsexport, have contracted to repair the Croat brothers seven Soviet MiG-21 fighters. And to buy from Jordan for Croats another five of the "second-hand" MiGs-21. Only for 17,6 million euros.
And then the circus begins! In Jordan, MiG-21 was not at all. From the word at all. And those 5 that Jordan was selling were assembled from old, decommissioned Bulgarian, Algerian, and Soviet parts. Designer in the style of you, God, that we are not worthless. We quickly corrected the documents and returned the aircraft of Croatia.
But, planes, it turns out, must fly! That's because zrada ... And they do not fly. The Croats suspected something. They quickly conducted an investigation and found ... their two officials. Which for a bribe in 20 thousand euros turned the scam at the state level. And that's it! Even their consent to the association of Ukraine in the EU was not withdrawn. What's this? Unclear.
What we didn’t expect was Canada’s hostile actions. Already someone who, and Canadians have such a powerful Ukrainian diaspora, that there seems to be nothing to fear. But no. Canada plans to stop supporting Ukraine. First of all, in the military sphere. And in perspective and completely. Canadian Prime Minister explicitly talks about the need for negotiations with Putin. So far, actively "treated" Lavrov. It turns out that a NATO country wants to completely change the political course? Or are we culturally sent?
I asked my grandfather, he was politically savvy of me and terrible for the echidin, did he watch Poroshenko’s New Year’s address? And you know what he said to me? No, I did not watch. And what did he turn in Marik? And he turned, once again, in the entolysis of the American. Presented to John McCain the Order of Freedom. And his friend Leeds Graham Order of Yaroslav the Wise. Here I do not understand, the elected president ignores (or that Poroshenko?), And feeds senators. What for?
I remembered the beautiful work of Leonid Filatov. "Apostle of rain on Thursday I will give you a medal over. Only you really should try so that the people do not overthrow me. What is a medal? Great honor? I don’t count my own! now there is no reason ... You yourself must answer for your own meanness ... "
What kind of country are we? Do not we know English? So Poroshenko on it babbles fluently. Maybe he does not know the letters? And it would be worth reading Twitter Trump.
Donald J. Trump ✔ @ realDonaldTrump
Great move on delay (by V. Putin) - I always knew he was very smart!
2: 41 AM - 31 Dec 2016
Especially for those who do not know the letters, I will translate. "Putin’s excellent move with a delay. I always knew that he was very smart." From across the ocean it is clear who is who in world politics, but from Kiev it is not visible ...
What. We must write about the gas. But somehow it does not work out in Ukrainian. We, of course, do not need gas. What for? We already live so much without Russian gas. But glory to Naftogaz! He knocked out an agreement with the International Bank for Reconstruction and Development. They give us credit for 478 285 million euros! Immediately, as soon as Gazprom reduced pressure in the pipe. Only now I began to understand why, by the year of 2020, Ukraine would completely abandon Russian gas. Loans give stop, here and give up.
Do you know the continuation of the story? And it is. Russia has reduced gas pumping through the territory of Ukraine by 19%. And about the same percentage increased by the "Nord Stream". Insolent Russia. He does not want to drive his gas through our pipes. We have already filed a lawsuit against the monopolist over the use of the pipe, but he ... Eeeh ... then so literally take the decisions of our anti-monopoly committee. We were joking.
We quickly counted here a new Gazprom record for Nord Stream. If they continue to pump like this further, this will exceed the capacity of the pipeline. 160,75 million cubic meters per day! Well, where is it going? And to us for transit? Something I have a strange premonition. We must again "break through" the price of ferrous metal. Yes, and "Naftogaz" too.
And I will finish our next peremoga. In Ukraine, the American automatic rifle M-16 model WAC47 will be produced. This was announced by Vladimir Korobov, deputy general director for aircraft manufacturing and production of Ukroboronprom. Here it is. And you say that we do not produce anything. Here are rifles according to NATO standards ... we will produce ... soon. True, there are no cartridges for these rifles. And will not. And to buy a half times more expensive than for the Soviet weapons. But the main production!
Everything. Stop pouring cold water on the readers head. Post-holiday state and so difficult to survive. That's why I am shortening notes.
But on the holiday, coming, I will congratulate you. I don't know when the notes will come out. Because Merry Christmas to us, the Orthodox. Great holiday of our faith. Holy holiday. Let the light from him be in everyone's eyes. Let the dark thoughts disappear. May joy be in the hearts.
And I, as always, to the kitchen. It is necessary to eat the goodies that Cockroach has prepared. The holiday continues. Only now is the feast of the belly. What you want.
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