Poroshenko's adviser said about the tests "terrible and accurate Ukrainian weapons"

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On the Facebook page of the adviser to the Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko Yuri Biryukov there was information about the testing (attention!) Of the “terrible exact Ukrainian weapons". This is the characteristic used by Mr. Adviser.

Poroshenko's adviser said about the tests "terrible and accurate Ukrainian weapons"




According to Biryukov, we are talking about missiles "with a target point of sight to 60 km." On the course of testing the "newest Ukrainian weapons," Mr. Biryukov told in the video format, which you can get acquainted with in the same Facebook.

In fact, we are talking about the desire of Ukraine under the guise of "the latest precision Ukrainian missiles" to submit ammunition to multiple rocket launchers. At the same time, anyone who is at least somewhat familiar with the principles of work of the MLRS can tell Mr Biryukov a lot about how “accurate” these weapons are ...

We will remind that earlier another “military expert” - the secretary of the National Security and Defense Council of Ukraine Turchinov - announced that their own missiles are being built in the country, which “are superior to Russian ones”. It was about all the same ammunition for Soviet-made MLRS, which are “modernized” by Ukrainian enterprises with such boundless pathos.

Interestingly, against whom Biryukov and Co. is going to use this "terrible and precise" Ukrainian weapon? Again against the peaceful population of Donbass?
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  1. +8
    16 November 2016 16: 34
    "terrible and accurate Ukrainian weapon"
    smile
    Fat? ...... or fat in chocolate from Roshen? smile.......... Dear doctors from the mental hospital. Accept comrade.
    1. +84
      16 November 2016 16: 36
      Sketched in haste:

      If you take the projectile from "Tornado"
      Or better "Hurricane"
      And on his nose with a rope
      Snap more points
      Then you can facebook
      Or better on Instagram
      Declare that launched
      Scary accurate model!
      And then dill immediately
      You will get a bunch of likes
      And since you are such a costructor
      You can invite to Twitter!
      wink drinks laughing
      1. +57
        16 November 2016 16: 55
        We are for three shameful boilers,
        have accumulated tons of fear -
        loading it into rockets
        vdarim them at the enemy -
        the Buryats flee in horror,
        abandoning the tanks with fright
        garn claps smiling -
        Feel free to enter the Donbass!
        Then the tablet let go
        and the orderlies returned -
        chopping off wifi in the ward
        given time to think
        how to defeat our enemies!
        wassat wassat
        1. +25
          16 November 2016 17: 12
          Quote: lelikas
          We are for three shameful boilers,
          accumulated tons of fear


          And here I just found a creative emblem for the APU:



          Although ... Maybe this is real !?
          1. 0
            16 November 2016 21: 17
            I won’t drive in, a spinner on a parachute, a kind of helicopter, and the boiler looks like a real one.
          2. +1
            16 November 2016 22: 39
            On a real emblem, dill is cooked in a boiler
        2. +5
          16 November 2016 17: 14
          Poroshenko's adviser said about the tests "terrible and accurate Ukrainian weapons"

          Patamu sha samo sebe tseli vybore laughing
        3. 0
          16 November 2016 17: 36
          I don’t even know who is the best .... feel fellow
        4. +10
          16 November 2016 19: 52
          Mdja ...
          Not enough three boilers,
          To cure kaklov.
    2. +1
      16 November 2016 16: 37
      filled with tornadoes 《ultra-precise rocket》 at sea
      1. +14
        16 November 2016 16: 53
        Poroshenko's adviser said about the tests "terrible and accurate Ukrainian weapons"

        And not scary painted, and painted ...! smile
      2. +2
        16 November 2016 18: 44
        They don’t even want to PR properly. Thought everything right. They showed the launch of the rocket, and the escort with frightening comments.
        https://lenta.ru/news/2016/11/16/petrocket
        But, damn it, on repetition, one could also wipe the bird. Then no one would have guessed that this is a repeat. And if you still work, it was possible to combine different phases of the same single start-up on repeat (several times already). I would have the impression of a volley.
        But no, all Poroshenko's abilities as a PR man are to shed a tear in front of a "civilized" man in the street.
      3. +8
        16 November 2016 21: 39
        Quote: vkl.47
        п

        A colleague of what what, but they do not have a "Tornado". Except from the Tornado or Hurricane. hi
    3. +2
      16 November 2016 16: 54
      I'm already afraid, I'm trembling with fear laughing laughing laughing
    4. +11
      16 November 2016 17: 07
      Advisor Poroshenko announced the tests "terrible and accurate Ukrainian weapon"

      laughing laughing laughing

      Terrible, not only in appearance, but because sho pulae infection precisely in its zombie laughing
      1. 0
        16 November 2016 21: 20
        Tse good kostruktsiya! laughing
    5. +4
      16 November 2016 17: 26
      This Nikolaev clown breeding Ukrainian losers under pseudo-patriotic slogans hardly knows the difference between a cruise missile and a ballistic missile, and judging by the commentary, he has little idea that it’s in the picture ... which doesn’t interfere with rowing a loot with a shovel from the budget ...! However, we must be satisfied that the military adviser at Petsa, such a shot, the Minister of Defense is a topographer from God, controls the fleet as a tanker and a less intelligent soldier, is a renegade Muzhenko, but he has long ceased to develop like a modern warrior! laughing
    6. +5
      16 November 2016 18: 26
      "The aiming point is over 60 km .." and with the direction of flight north-south .. Chernomyrdin was far from such aphorisms.
      1. 0
        16 November 2016 21: 26
        “With an aiming point of up to 60 km” (s)
        Quote correctly ... I actually thought at first that plus minus 60 km ...
        I had to read three times, so that I could catch the point ...
        1. +3
          17 November 2016 00: 51
          Quote: Skeptic Self-taught
          Quote correctly ... I actually thought at first that plus minus 60 km ...
          I had to read three times, so that I could catch the point ...

          Maybe you don’t know Eugene well ... Zyablitsov knows what he’s talking about, has been tested for years. If Eugene says that the priest, then I, not a specialist in rocketry, I believe him - checked. I considered the MLRS twenty-odd calendars only as an aid to us and did not crawl into their technical subtleties. And Eugene knows. In vain you.
    7. 0
      16 November 2016 20: 33
      Another scary JOKE !!! laughing laughing laughing
    8. 0
      16 November 2016 23: 14
      Little Biryukov was paid. He would not have written that. laughing
  2. +6
    16 November 2016 16: 35
    maybe he messed up the aiming point with scatter? Then for sure - a terrible weapon !!! lol
    1. +1
      16 November 2016 19: 57
      Quote: kostiknet
      with scatter

      Yeah, the maximum range is 10km, and the spread is 60. laughing
      1. 0
        16 November 2016 21: 27
        Well kaklov and not so possible ...
        It's us, the "Muscovites" curses, do not let them into the EU ...
  3. +17
    16 November 2016 16: 36
    Scary exact? Or just scary?
    1. +5
      16 November 2016 17: 29
      Poroshenko's adviser said about the tests "terrible and accurate Ukrainian weapons"

      I won’t judge about accuracy, but I’ll fully support it about fear. Recently, whatever the UkrOboronProm would have created, Ukrainian warriors flee away from new models from fear. laughing
    2. +2
      16 November 2016 18: 28
      Nakosyachenoe just scary ..
      Quote: Jovanni
      Scary exact? Or just scary?
  4. +10
    16 November 2016 16: 43
    How many firemen suffered during test launches?
    1. +2
      16 November 2016 19: 54
      Do you want to ask how much you got a hernia by pulling a slingshot ??
      Quote: Blue Fox
      How many firemen suffered during test launches?
  5. +5
    16 November 2016 16: 43
    Fat with a laxative? For them, a terrible and accurate weapon)
  6. +3
    16 November 2016 16: 45
    Parashka, like Adolf, raves about the dream of Wunderwaffe. And on the exhaust obviously, like Adik, he will get a child prodigy ...
  7. +4
    16 November 2016 16: 48
    "Terrible accurate Ukrainian weapons"
    I think Oskali shit again. I see a sabotage - they taught their language badly, however, it may be true that it has not been proven that the genetic Ukrop bookmarks worked and it turned out to be an "ordinary student" (in Latin it will be ... well, you know). Options for what the sick one wanted to say:
    1. scary, accurate Ukrainian weapons (scary and accurate weapons)
    2. scary accurate Ukrainian weapons (weapons in the face are not scary, but very accurate)
    And he just wanted to say: bunch.

    RS. Sorry, I wrote too long. The priority is yours.
  8. +1
    16 November 2016 16: 52
    I am worried about their "high-precision", because there are a lot of nuclear power plants ... And they are still snipers, to beat drunk in the Donbass ..
  9. +1
    16 November 2016 16: 52
    the next ad for the pan-canned maidanut whole head! Sane long ago stubborn begin to crush in public places! It’s a pity not all this piglet with the main Piglet! laughing
  10. +1
    16 November 2016 16: 53
    Apparently he sealed himself up there, not "accurate and terrible", but "definitely terrible." Well, they say, to certainly intimidate the enemies.
  11. +3
    16 November 2016 17: 00
    Pan Biryukov frightened me terribly with his: "terrible and accurate weapon." There is one or two: either everyone is fighting in a crowd with a squirrel (running in a race) or .... psychos have captured Ukraine. Even our Borya from a hangover didn’t say anything like that
    1. +3
      16 November 2016 17: 07
      Crazies captured Ukraine

      Gradually developed into an epidemic lol
  12. +1
    16 November 2016 17: 08
    Verbal aggressiveness is a characteristic sign of mental illness. Well, what can you do? Doctors to the rescue!
  13. +6
    16 November 2016 17: 11
    soon the guns from the monument of the Battle of Poltava modernize, this will be the worst weapon
    1. +2
      16 November 2016 17: 26
      And by the way, how do they interpret the Battle of Poltava in their history? Is this a victory or a shameful defeat for Vilna Ukraine?
      1. +1
        16 November 2016 21: 22
        "... but there was no her .." somewhere like that) ...
        1. +1
          16 November 2016 21: 33
          Indeed, there was no Ukraine as an independent state,
          was an integral part of the Russian Empire - Little Russia.
  14. +2
    16 November 2016 17: 15
    pan to the warhead with a peephole from the intercom screwed to a tornado?))
  15. 0
    16 November 2016 17: 21
    What problems, re-mark the warhead of the RS, for example, 9M55K1 and pass off as your own.
  16. 0
    16 November 2016 17: 22
    European and US newspaper headlines yell:
    Russia is shaking in fear ...!
    LDNR asks for protection from the world community ...!
  17. 0
    16 November 2016 17: 24
    Keep the Addict .. !!!
  18. +4
    16 November 2016 17: 29
    we are talking about missiles "with an aiming point of up to 60 km."
    What diabolical accuracy, plus or minus 60 km what . What is pan wassat , such are his advisers belay . By the way, what they say about Parash in Israel, I advise you to look. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHohB2WBWSc
    1. +1
      16 November 2016 20: 32
      Thanks for the link. I was impressed.
      I don’t understand why such videos are not used in the propaganda war?
      Why?
      This video should be shown on all TV channels. And primarily foreigners on RT.
    2. 0
      16 November 2016 21: 40
      In Russia, they don’t talk about him as a cowboy who nobody needs on ..y. laughing
  19. 0
    16 November 2016 17: 32
    [quote "scary accurate Ukrainian weapons"] [/ quote] Sala with peas will gluten themselves to stick a stick in one place and will push from the grass until they fart and the stick flies.
  20. +2
    16 November 2016 17: 32
    I was already scared. I thought that in Ukria a new slingshot was invented and tested, but it turns out that the MLRS was painted and conducted a test shooting.
  21. 0
    16 November 2016 17: 49
    On the Facebook page of the adviser to the Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko, Yuri Biryukov, information appeared about the testing (attention!) Of the “terrible exact Ukrainian weapon”. This is the characteristic used by Mr. Adviser.
    Is this exactly a message from Ukraine? I am alarmed by the lack of a "business card" of Ukrainian politicians: "Give me money and more ..."
  22. +4
    16 November 2016 17: 50
    "Terrible accurate Ukrainian weapons, we are talking about missiles" with an aiming point of up to 60 km

    You can immediately see the specialist rocket launcher according to the comments, the aiming point of up to 60 km is very cool !!!
    1. +1
      16 November 2016 18: 16
      At a point the size of 59 km, does not fall. crying
      1. +1
        16 November 2016 23: 18
        In Ukraine, aiming is determined strictly by the cardinal points. The main thing here is that the shell accurately fly to the North-South! laughing If you do not believe me, ask their Minister of Defense.
  23. 0
    16 November 2016 18: 11
    Turchinov - announced that their own missiles are being created in the country, which "surpass Russian ones in a number of parameters"

    A new type of missile is painted in bright rainbow colors and the anthem of Ukraine sounds in flight.
  24. 0
    16 November 2016 18: 12
    They will equip pravosek with laser-guided slingshots! laughing
    1. +4
      16 November 2016 18: 19
      By the way, a very serious weapon, bullets with steel balls, absolutely silent. It is in service with special forces in many countries.
      1. +1
        16 November 2016 20: 18
        With an infrared sight?
        1. +1
          16 November 2016 21: 31
          Modern modification with a laser sight and additional acceleration of fart gas
        2. +1
          17 November 2016 12: 20
          Laser pointer point of impact.
      2. +1
        16 November 2016 21: 46
        Yes, if it will be necessary to bang, then obviously the slingshot is just over the rest of the Soviet reserves of Ukraine with an accuracy of -60 km haha. Smoke less.
  25. +6
    16 November 2016 18: 30
    God be with them, do you really think of them somehow re-educating or somehow influencing the mind-mind?
    Here, for comparison, our official for a snack:
    11.11.2016/XNUMX/XNUMX Head of the Main Directorate of the Ministry of Emergencies of Russia for Moscow - on preparations for the winter and how rescuers can help motorists in the snow:
    "... The viewing radius of one aircraft can reach four thousand square meters ...".
    Somewhere the aiming point is 60 km, and somewhere the general measures the radius in square meters.
  26. +2
    16 November 2016 18: 42
    about the test (attention!) of “terrible accurate Ukrainian weapons”. This is precisely the characterization used by Mr. Advisor.
    “The rocket that took off, attracted by one hundred and sixty squirrels, successfully found a stash of bacon and vodka within a radius of sixty kilometers!
  27. +2
    16 November 2016 19: 32
    Quote: kostiknet
    maybe he messed up the aiming point with scatter? lol

    With point G! ))))
  28. 0
    16 November 2016 19: 34
    Apparently they themselves were very scared of "their super-duper weapon"! "Innovators" are bad.
  29. VB
    +1
    16 November 2016 19: 42
    Poroshenko announced that he had a long conversation with Trump on the phone. Now "Russian Spring" has published information from Trump's headquarters with a list of telephone conversations. So there is no conversation with Poroshenko. I haven't laughed like that in a long time. If this is true, then the giblets have delirium tremens. lol
    1. +1
      17 November 2016 00: 08
      And why are you stuck! White, white ...
      Well, a man rolled a glass, picked up the phone, sat in front of a portrait of Trump and talked ...
  30. +1
    16 November 2016 19: 44
    Quote: Sasha_Sar
    And by the way, how do they interpret the Battle of Poltava in their history? Is this a victory or a shameful defeat for Vilna Ukraine?

    Here is the question, I have not heard a single mention!
  31. 0
    16 November 2016 19: 58
    Salome invented? Or a dermator? Then yes - this is a terrible weapon in the hands of Mykola Popidvoisky! fool wassat
  32. +1
    16 November 2016 20: 39
    Well what are you so terrible?
    You're so scary!
    You are not stained terrible
    And make up. wassat
  33. +1
    16 November 2016 21: 19
    "bunch"...
  34. +1
    16 November 2016 21: 24
    So accurate that Biryukov himself was scared by the accuracy of an accurate weapon. Apparently it still inflicts terribly terrible wounds ...
    1. 0
      16 November 2016 21: 54
      Not only terrible wounds, but what a horror!
      If Gogolevsky Viy had his eyes wide open for fear, they would still be looking for him, and no Homa Brut could have caused him with his sin.
  35. +2
    16 November 2016 21: 50
    Here is a fresh photo. Pyotr Alekseevich personally tests a new wunderwafel!
  36. 0
    16 November 2016 23: 00
    fellow laughing It’s too late to treat. wassat
  37. +1
    16 November 2016 23: 54
    I read the article. I read the comments. For some reason he remembered Mayakovsky: "One printed nonsense creates in two more the conviction that they can write no worse. These two, having written and being published, arouse envy in four ..."
  38. 0
    17 November 2016 00: 35
    laughing "Scary accurate weapons."
    Calculation of the installation after launching in the bushes of each other will ask: - exactly flew away? it's scarylaughing
  39. +1
    17 November 2016 01: 44
    Terrible and accurate Ukrainian weapons
    ......

    And I would rephrase tongue . Options:

    -
    - Scary accurate Ukrainian weapons
    - Exactly scary Ukrainian weapons
    - Similarly, Ukrainian weapons
    - Scary Ukrainian weapons
    - The weapons of the terrible Ukrainian

    wassat
  40. +1
    17 November 2016 07: 28
    Quote: olegyurjewitch
    Earlier, another "military expert" - the Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council of Ukraine Turchinov - announced that his own missiles are being created in the country, which "surpass Russian in a number of parameters.

    Exceed in weight and greater KVO ???
    1. nnm
      +1
      17 November 2016 11: 33
      ... according to the color scheme used to paint them
      1. 0
        19 November 2016 08: 25
        Yes ... I didn’t think about it. lol