Show name of Poroshenko
The requirements of the nation - no surrender.
Characters and performers:
The president of the world is P. Poroshenko, the current president of Ukraine.
"White leader" - the head of the Nazi battalion "Azov", he is a felon, he is a police lieutenant colonel, he is a people's deputy, subordinate to Interior Minister Avakov.
Mass: activists of the “Civil Corps” (numerous young people of very young age, dressed in identical T-shirts, holding brand new flags and organized by buses from all over Ukraine), members of the combat units of “Azov”. These were not very many. Well, and quite a large part - regulars of meetings of radical nationalists. Police.
Curtain raised!
On the stage - smoke, burning tires, firecrackers ... "Kiev is on fire ..." The police carefully guard the protesters under the Verkhovna Rada. Someone portrays the wounded.
White Leader (climbing up): Power lies when it says that there will be no elections in the Donbas. And from all sides it is clear that they are preparing.
These elections will lead to the fact that the war will not be an international, but an internal problem of Ukraine. And then the West will lift the sanctions from Russia. Elections will not return the Crimea and the Donbass. Until Ukraine regains control over the border, there will be no elections. This is the main requirement. If there are elections, we will pass this power and the presidential administration.
Extras: No election! Requirements of the nation - no surrender! Glory to Ukraine!
The president of the world: Ukraine can return Donbass only with the help of a political and diplomatic settlement! It is impossible to “disrupt the peace processes”, as this will make it impossible to return part of the Donetsk and Lugansk regions. I, as president, cannot allow this to happen. This is my script. I am for the peaceful return of Ukrainian sovereignty to the territories of Donbas not controlled by Kiev.
White Leader: Then we will occupy Boryspil airport so that none of the traitors can fly away. And, by the way, this airport has long needed to be de-communized and assign the name Mazepa to it! Division of the Ministry of Internal Affairs "Azov" - go ahead!
Extras: Ur-rth! Glory to Ukraine!
(Turning around, going to occupy the airport, they will issue money for participation there. The white leader stays to do a media interview.)
A curtain.
Behind the scenes…
Poroshenko: It worked! And on the excavator did not have to leave! But now, let everyone see - I am for the world, but the people are against it. Let the Boryspil still scare foreigners with their swastika armbands. But! No looting! Only to scare - to drive employees, arriving there ... let everyone know, if they remove me, then these will seize power
White Leader: Yes, we are not against ... the power is there, it is ...
Poroshenko: But-but! All materials on the case of organizing the assassination attempt of Sergei Kolesnik have been preserved, and it will not be difficult to resume its production. And in general, we can take for a causal place! Specialists in the Rada are available! And not only Europe and the United States recognize your punitive battalion as a Nazi unit, but we will support! And in general, I do not blame your share. So ... run to the cashier.
PS A positive thing: the inhabitants of Kiev are very frightened, well, maybe next time they will not support the revolutions so actively.
Characters and performers:
The president of the world is P. Poroshenko, the current president of Ukraine.
"White leader" - the head of the Nazi battalion "Azov", he is a felon, he is a police lieutenant colonel, he is a people's deputy, subordinate to Interior Minister Avakov.
Mass: activists of the “Civil Corps” (numerous young people of very young age, dressed in identical T-shirts, holding brand new flags and organized by buses from all over Ukraine), members of the combat units of “Azov”. These were not very many. Well, and quite a large part - regulars of meetings of radical nationalists. Police.
Curtain raised!
On the stage - smoke, burning tires, firecrackers ... "Kiev is on fire ..." The police carefully guard the protesters under the Verkhovna Rada. Someone portrays the wounded.
White Leader (climbing up): Power lies when it says that there will be no elections in the Donbas. And from all sides it is clear that they are preparing.
These elections will lead to the fact that the war will not be an international, but an internal problem of Ukraine. And then the West will lift the sanctions from Russia. Elections will not return the Crimea and the Donbass. Until Ukraine regains control over the border, there will be no elections. This is the main requirement. If there are elections, we will pass this power and the presidential administration.
Extras: No election! Requirements of the nation - no surrender! Glory to Ukraine!
The president of the world: Ukraine can return Donbass only with the help of a political and diplomatic settlement! It is impossible to “disrupt the peace processes”, as this will make it impossible to return part of the Donetsk and Lugansk regions. I, as president, cannot allow this to happen. This is my script. I am for the peaceful return of Ukrainian sovereignty to the territories of Donbas not controlled by Kiev.
White Leader: Then we will occupy Boryspil airport so that none of the traitors can fly away. And, by the way, this airport has long needed to be de-communized and assign the name Mazepa to it! Division of the Ministry of Internal Affairs "Azov" - go ahead!
Extras: Ur-rth! Glory to Ukraine!
(Turning around, going to occupy the airport, they will issue money for participation there. The white leader stays to do a media interview.)
A curtain.
Behind the scenes…
Poroshenko: It worked! And on the excavator did not have to leave! But now, let everyone see - I am for the world, but the people are against it. Let the Boryspil still scare foreigners with their swastika armbands. But! No looting! Only to scare - to drive employees, arriving there ... let everyone know, if they remove me, then these will seize power
White Leader: Yes, we are not against ... the power is there, it is ...
Poroshenko: But-but! All materials on the case of organizing the assassination attempt of Sergei Kolesnik have been preserved, and it will not be difficult to resume its production. And in general, we can take for a causal place! Specialists in the Rada are available! And not only Europe and the United States recognize your punitive battalion as a Nazi unit, but we will support! And in general, I do not blame your share. So ... run to the cashier.
PS A positive thing: the inhabitants of Kiev are very frightened, well, maybe next time they will not support the revolutions so actively.
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