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The requirements of the nation - no surrender.


Characters and performers:

The president of the world is P. Poroshenko, the current president of Ukraine.

"White leader" - the head of the Nazi battalion "Azov", he is a felon, he is a police lieutenant colonel, he is a people's deputy, subordinate to Interior Minister Avakov.

Mass: activists of the “Civil Corps” (numerous young people of very young age, dressed in identical T-shirts, holding brand new flags and organized by buses from all over Ukraine), members of the combat units of “Azov”. These were not very many. Well, and quite a large part - regulars of meetings of radical nationalists. Police.

Curtain raised!

On the stage - smoke, burning tires, firecrackers ... "Kiev is on fire ..." The police carefully guard the protesters under the Verkhovna Rada. Someone portrays the wounded.

White Leader (climbing up): Power lies when it says that there will be no elections in the Donbas. And from all sides it is clear that they are preparing.
These elections will lead to the fact that the war will not be an international, but an internal problem of Ukraine. And then the West will lift the sanctions from Russia. Elections will not return the Crimea and the Donbass. Until Ukraine regains control over the border, there will be no elections. This is the main requirement. If there are elections, we will pass this power and the presidential administration.

Extras: No election! Requirements of the nation - no surrender! Glory to Ukraine!

The president of the world: Ukraine can return Donbass only with the help of a political and diplomatic settlement! It is impossible to “disrupt the peace processes”, as this will make it impossible to return part of the Donetsk and Lugansk regions. I, as president, cannot allow this to happen. This is my script. I am for the peaceful return of Ukrainian sovereignty to the territories of Donbas not controlled by Kiev.

White Leader: Then we will occupy Boryspil airport so that none of the traitors can fly away. And, by the way, this airport has long needed to be de-communized and assign the name Mazepa to it! Division of the Ministry of Internal Affairs "Azov" - go ahead!

Extras: Ur-rth! Glory to Ukraine!

(Turning around, going to occupy the airport, they will issue money for participation there. The white leader stays to do a media interview.)

A curtain.

Behind the scenes…

Poroshenko: It worked! And on the excavator did not have to leave! But now, let everyone see - I am for the world, but the people are against it. Let the Boryspil still scare foreigners with their swastika armbands. But! No looting! Only to scare - to drive employees, arriving there ... let everyone know, if they remove me, then these will seize power

White Leader: Yes, we are not against ... the power is there, it is ...

Poroshenko: But-but! All materials on the case of organizing the assassination attempt of Sergei Kolesnik have been preserved, and it will not be difficult to resume its production. And in general, we can take for a causal place! Specialists in the Rada are available! And not only Europe and the United States recognize your punitive battalion as a Nazi unit, but we will support! And in general, I do not blame your share. So ... run to the cashier.

PS A positive thing: the inhabitants of Kiev are very frightened, well, maybe next time they will not support the revolutions so actively.
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  1. ovod84
    ovod84 24 May 2016 09: 34
    +9
    Ukraine got everyone with its prezis and Nazis.
    1. Nevsky_ZU
      Nevsky_ZU 24 May 2016 09: 41
      +3
      Typical for the Ruins.
      1. Stalker.1977
        Stalker.1977 24 May 2016 09: 48
        +5
        Ahaha author respect, article plus, cool tale, but very similar to the truth!
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    3. siberalt
      siberalt 24 May 2016 10: 08
      +2
      Here the thesis is noteworthy - "if elections are held in the LPNR, then sanctions will be lifted from Russia." Reasonable! And what do the Russian authorities think about this? Will elections be allowed there or will they freeze, like Transnistria? Here is the moment of truth. Until July is not long. Wait and see.
      1. Diana Ilyina
        Diana Ilyina 24 May 2016 10: 32
        +7
        Well, what can I say? Everything has been said before us. Show must go on! Ukraine throughout its history, this is one continuous walk-field. The order was there only when the Russians came there and gave a hat to all the Old Men and Panamanian chieftains! In another they did not have and never will.

        I would quote Lavrov, but it’s a pity you can’t ... !!!
      2. WKS
        WKS 24 May 2016 11: 31
        +3
        Quote: siberalt
        Here the thesis is noteworthy - "if elections are held in the LPNR, then sanctions will be lifted from Russia." Reasonable! And what do the Russian authorities think about this?

        But do sanctions harm Russia in general? Or vice versa they stimulate the economy and awaken the government from lethargy. They will be removed and again the ministers and prime ministers will fall asleep.
        1. unsinkable
          unsinkable 24 May 2016 13: 08
          0
          Quote: wks
          again, ministers and premieres fall asleep.

          Not sure if they woke up now. Especially liberals.
  2. cniza
    cniza 24 May 2016 09: 35
    +5
    Very believable.
  3. Pavel Tsybai
    Pavel Tsybai 24 May 2016 09: 38
    +35
    How these kakly got it.
  4. avt
    avt 24 May 2016 09: 42
    +3
    Elena . Here's something inspired by your article.
    The requirements of the nation - no surrender.
    Here, an almost complete analogy is asked directly in the article -KAPITULIEREN - NEIN And where am I, well, in what such an old newsreel did I see ??? wassat bullyYes, I forgot to add
    PS A positive thing: the inhabitants of Kiev are very frightened, well, maybe next time they will not support the revolutions so actively.
    Oh, no wonder they banned Bulgakov in Ukraine. oh not in vain! Well, right there you have the "White Guard" campaign in a modern interpretation, filmed with extras from the residents. request It would be possible to neigh, but somehow old people and children, but just sane ordinary people feel sorry for. However, of course with the help of Russia, BUT - "We will achieve liberation with our own hand!" request What is called in the literal sense - you can’t throw words out of a song.
    1. Thrall
      Thrall 24 May 2016 09: 58
      +2
      Quote: avt
      Oh no wonder Bulgakov was banned in Ukraine. oh no wonder!

      The action develops according to Bulgakov ..
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    1. brasist
      brasist 24 May 2016 10: 03
      +11
      Oles elder

      What were you on Maydan?
      For shchu human roof poured?
      For those shchin they wrote
      The first time the Ukrainians cried.

      For those shrimp Krim, znov becoming Moscow
      I schob Donbass becoming Donbas.
      For those who share Ukraine
      Rishav in Europe pidaras.
      1. WKS
        WKS 24 May 2016 11: 40
        +3
        Quote: brasist
        What were you on Maydan?
        For shchu human roof poured?
        For those shchin they wrote
        The first time the Ukrainians cried.

        For those shrimp Krim, znov becoming Moscow
        I schob Donbass becoming Donbas.
        For those who share Ukraine
        Rishav in Europe pidaras.



        Translation into Russian.

        What were you on the Maidan?
        Why did they pour human blood?
        For prices to rise
        And again Ukrainians cried.

        For Crimea to become Moscow again
        To Donbass became Donbass.
        For the fate of Ukraine
        Solved in Europe p.idaras.
  6. BOB044
    BOB044 24 May 2016 09: 59
    +1
    Gavnyuki they. No more words got.
  7. antifa
    antifa 24 May 2016 10: 01
    +2
    The white leader marks the Fuhrer and this is quite real. Militants of the bandbatalyon - pure crime, covered by Avakov. And this whole bunch is controlled by the States, which doesn’t matter if Poroshenko sets Chaos as the ultimate goal.
  8. atamankko
    atamankko 24 May 2016 10: 05
    0
    Almost real, well done author.
  9. avg-mgn
    avg-mgn 24 May 2016 10: 12
    +3
    Malevich, drawing his Square, saw the future of Ukraine !!!
  10. Andrey71
    Andrey71 24 May 2016 10: 16
    0
    To the author plus !!! How to go to the theater
  11. AdekvatNICK
    AdekvatNICK 24 May 2016 10: 16
    +6
    you can’t argue here
  12. Ros 56
    Ros 56 24 May 2016 10: 45
    +1
    To each his own, who deserves something, he will receive it.
  13. Kibl
    Kibl 24 May 2016 10: 49
    0
    A good play, it’s a pity briefly. Although, if according to Chekhov, it means talented!
  14. nivander
    nivander 24 May 2016 11: 18
    +3
    simplified diagram of the brain of Svidomo Khukh
  15. Pitot
    Pitot 24 May 2016 13: 32
    0
    Masturbators who masturbate the whole geyropu ..... and they drag, but not suitable just in case. And suddenly sprinkles? Do not wash off the Nazi-Bandor jet .....
  16. masiya
    masiya 24 May 2016 14: 45
    0
    The vulgar, smelly even tired of reading all this about the damned cacland, and the great Koklyat ethnic group ...
  17. AdekvatNICK
    AdekvatNICK 24 May 2016 15: 37
    0
    we never dig the sea like Khokhlam (