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Bear woke up

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I heard somewhere that you can't do anything sharply.[

Sharply - in the sense of a sudden for the body and the psyche. Stop drinking / smoking, go in for sports, put a load on yourself - the body needs to be given all this gradually. Otherwise there will be a tear.

What am I for? And besides, the bears, coming out of the den, after many years of hibernation, must first stretch, yawn, scratch kokuny, take a selfie (self portrait on the background of birch) ... And then think about it: how are my subordinates kozlyat, ezhat yes any rats are you?

But our bear, having learned that in November the meeting of the forest, where representatives from animals will be chosen, decided to accelerate as much as possible.

He called forty (they are responsible for spreading rumors in the forest) and gave a task: every week it was necessary to have new rumors about him, about the bear.

So that the inhabitants of the forest know that the bear does not just sleep all day in the den, but thinks about the life of the inhabitants and improves everything around. By the way, the image maker chose the horse. That only she did not invent it, which only infopovodov not thrown.

But once decided to play big. It was decided to test the motivation of bear performers, but to find out if they are doing inertia?

The bear decided to create a whole commission. To score forest ministers arrange. And the bear even wrote a letter to the forest lord, which, they say, this system will allow control to be established, behind the goats, that they graze on the glades in the forest. And the bear suggested that the king of the forest should head this commission, but also not forget about himself. Bear suggested that he will be deputy.

But that's where the inhabitants of the forest are in this scheme, zaychat and ezhata, which are the only source of power in the forest according to the Forest Main Law?

Again, will bear power reform itself and control itself, and forest dwellers some obscure performance indicators? In general, do not overdo it, bear!
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  1. LEVIAFAN
    LEVIAFAN April 26 2016 09: 22
    +10
    It would be better if I continued to write books.
    1. jjj
      jjj April 26 2016 09: 23
      +23
      And how the media activity of Dmitry Anatolyevich increased. A day does not pass, so as not to light up somewhere. Hopefully this is a distraction
      1. gray smeet
        gray smeet April 26 2016 09: 44
        +19
        Quote: jjj
        And how the media activity of Dmitry Anatolyevich increased. A day does not pass, so as not to light up somewhere. Hopefully this is a distraction

        When you do not work for a long time, the time comes when you want to turn mountains (a passing feeling). laughing
        1. My doctor
          My doctor April 26 2016 11: 33
          -6
          Author Evgeny Leonov
          That Evgeny Vaganovich Petrosyan was very bad on the stage that you took a pseudonym. But with all due respect to you, but you cannot return your former popularity.
          1. Barnaul, Altai
            April 26 2016 13: 34
            +11
            I don’t understand - even if it is a pseudonym, will it make it easier for you?
            there are hundreds of authors under false names.
            And if the first / last name is real? Will you be at least a little bored?

            Evgeny Leonov. I am not a member of the parties. I love Russia. Rotting liberals! What did you do?
            1. My doctor
              My doctor April 26 2016 16: 23
              -2
              Quote: Barnaul, Altai
              And if the first / last name is real? Will you be at least a little bored?

              You probably don’t remember this, but there used to be a famous popular comedian, he acted on the television stage and laughed at a TV show, but his era passed and the peak of fame was long past. And now when someone is joking and this does not find a response from the audience, they say that he was gossiping.
            2. opus
              opus April 26 2016 19: 07
              +1
              Quote: Barnaul, Altai
              Rotting liberals! What did you do?

              Eugene, I have a question for you:
              1.And why rot them? They do not have a right to exist / life?

              This is the same "liberals", you know?

              2.And who will spread rot when the "liberals" are over? Who's next (don't you stop)?
              Conservatives? Jews? Gypsies? Tajiks? teligents? bespectacled?


              It was with ...

              And the "next" ones will end .. and then?
              3.And what is the article about? DAD is not that figure? Do I have to do something?
              What is there to do"?
              That we (all) do not know that to be or not to be DAM depends not on DAM and not on me, and not on you. But we all know from whom!
              4. The second empty (excuse me) article on a military review for today.
              "Insert yourself !!!", or How to "burned" on RBC


              What did Author Volodin Aleksey want to say?
              need it like that?

              or so ("for a count")?

              How do you prefer yourself about bears and liberals?
            3. My doctor
              My doctor April 27 2016 18: 23
              -1
              Looks like you have an audience here. Say that spread rot liberals, like this? Yes, dear liberals, they’ll call you to all kinds of parties and will pay to listen to how you spread rot, and they will open a channel on YouTube with your performances. Be a popular supporter of the liberals, but honestly those who have a conscience will regret you.
        2. Corporal Valera
          Corporal Valera April 26 2016 11: 42
          +5
          Quote: gray smeet
          When you do not work for a long time, the time comes when you want to turn mountains (a passing feeling).

          And I think, sho, is he all skiing at ski bases? Looking for a mountain yes To collapse
        3. PValery53
          PValery53 April 26 2016 12: 01
          +3
          Let mom not be worried: the son is dressed according to the weather, he will not catch a cold.
        4. Nikolay K
          Nikolay K April 26 2016 14: 13
          0
          I just did not understand who decided to wake whom and the hibernation of Medvedev Putin or vice versa. In general, in our country, alas, until the people take power, they sleep soundly and see nothing
      2. Stalker.1977
        Stalker.1977 April 26 2016 09: 44
        +19
        I don’t know about you, but I didn’t like the article, it gives a liberal soul and cynical humor.
        1. dauria
          dauria April 26 2016 10: 05
          +6
          I don’t know about you, but I didn’t like the article



          Something fashion went to the "language of the Aesopes" on the site (and like freedom, tweet. If they eat, then just yawn inadvertently) .... smile

          To the author - you already take on this, so try to get the eternal: " That's cattle! good people expected bloodshed from him, but he ate Chizhik!"
          1. sisa29
            sisa29 April 26 2016 12: 22
            -4
            Under the grandfather, Krylova tried, though that fable is all in verse, but here somehow it’s not very.
        2. Ros 56
          Ros 56 April 26 2016 10: 17
          +16
          Quote: Stalker.1977
          cynical humor


          And this is cynical humor, but do you really not like it? Suggest your option, and that our government, except for those who are connected with the defense industry, neither ear nor snout, is a medical fact.
      3. gergi
        gergi April 26 2016 09: 47
        +21
        Dmitry Anatolych fusses feverishly, sickly. Curls, you see, like a fly over a substance. Only he does not pull a bear, no matter how. The bear is a serious animal, unlike Dimon. DAM does not pull at all, in anything. Unlucky us with the prime minister
        1. Blondy
          Blondy April 26 2016 10: 14
          +19
          Quote: gergi
          Unlucky us with the prime minister

          If only the prime minister, he is also in the presidency, which has done enough there, starting with a single hour of celebration of the day of the victory of the veterans in Moscow (his) time and ending with the drain of the "dictator" Gaddafi, in favor of the "principles of democracy."
        2. Azazel
          Azazel April 26 2016 10: 52
          +4
          DAM does not pull at all, in anything. Unlucky us with the prime minister

          not only "no luck", we have a TRAGEDY with the prime minister !!!
          not only is it not effective, it is also "soft"! to start a PR company in a matter of weeks, when everything is already profane and the rating is at the level of the sewer .... he thinks to take "promises" .... apparently "Hedgehogs" are evaluating themselves ....
        3. dauria
          dauria April 26 2016 14: 19
          -1
          Only he does not pull a bear, no matter how.


          I understand that writers are now writers, not readers. Yet...
          There were three of them ... This third. laughing


          III. TOPTYGIN 3rd

          The third Toptygin was smarter than his namesake predecessors. “It’s a waste thing! - he said to himself, after reading Leo’s resolution, “you will do a little mischief — they will make people laugh; if you do a lot of dirty tricks, they will raise him to a staghorn ... Full, should I really go? ”

          He asked the report from the Donkey: "If neither large nor small atrocities are allowed, it is impossible to commit at least average atrocities?" - but Donkey answered evasively: "You will find all the necessary instructions on this subject in the Forestry Charter." He looked into the Forest Regulations, but everything was said there: about the fur tax, and about the mushroom, and the berry, even about the fir cones, and about the atrocities was silent! And then, to all his further documents and insists, the Donkey answered with the same mystery: “Act with decency!”

          “That's how long we survived!” - grumbled Toptygin 3rd, - they impose a large rank on you, but they don’t indicate what evil deeds to confirm it!

          And again flashed through his head: “Enough, should I go?” - and if it hadn’t been remembered, what a lot of lifting and running money was in store for him in the treasury, the right, it seems, would not have gone!

          He arrived in a slum for his two - very modestly. I didn’t appoint any official receptions or reporting days, but I just went straight to the den, put my paw in the hail and lay down. Lies and thinks: “Even with a hare it is impossible to tear off the skin - and then, perhaps, they will consider it to be villainy! And who will consider it? good would Leo or Donkey - no matter where it goes! - and then some men. Yes, they found some kind of history - that’s really really, really, really !! ”
          ......
          Thus, before the mental gaze of Toptygin the 3rd, a whole theory of dysfunctional well-being suddenly grew up. Grew up with all the details and even with a ready-made test in practice. And he remembered how once, in a friendly conversation, the Donkey said:

          - What kind of atrocities are you interrogating about? The main thing in our craft is: laissez passer, laissez faire! 1 Or, in Russian speaking: “sitting on a fool and chasing a fool!” There you are. If you, my friend, begin to abide by this rule, then the villainy will naturally become, and everything will be fine with you!

          So it is precisely according to him that it comes out. You just have to sit and rejoice that the fool is driving the fool, and everything else will follow.

          “I don’t even understand why the governor is being sent!” after all, even without them ... - the major was sliberal, but remembering about his content, he hushed up the indiscreet thought: nothing, nothing, silence ...

          With these words, he turned onto the other side and decided to leave the den only to receive the assigned content. And then everything went in the woods like clockwork. The major was asleep, and the men brought piglets, chickens, honey, and even fowl, and piled their tributes at the entrance to the den. At the indicated hours the major woke up, left the den and ate.

          Thus, Toptygin 3rd lay in the den for many years. And since the dysfunctional, but longed for forest orders were never violated at this time, and since no atrocities, except for “natural ones,” were committed, Leo did not leave him mercy. First made a lieutenant colonel, then colonel, and finally ...
      4. Dembel77
        Dembel77 April 26 2016 09: 52
        +14
        What's this? An article such as a lightning rod? ... that won't help. Themselves already figured out everything. He who has eyes - let him see, he who has ears ... and so on. Not small already.
        1. Coconut Tima
          Coconut Tima April 26 2016 11: 47
          +2
          Quote: Dembel 77
          What's this? An article such as a lightning rod? ... that won't help. Themselves already figured out everything. He who has eyes - let him see, he who has ears ... and so on. Not small already.


          He lived on a pasture near a lake
          Without invading someone else’s possessions, -
          But noticed the humble Kozlik
          And they were elected to the scapegoat!

          For example, Bear - balamut and rogue -
          Cheating on someone like a bear -
          At once, the Goat will be found, brought and beaten:
          On his horns and between him ...

          (V.S. Vysotsky)
      5. DMB_95
        DMB_95 April 26 2016 10: 01
        +3
        Quote: jjj
        And how the media activity of Dmitry Anatolyevich increased. A day does not pass, so as not to light up somewhere. Hopefully this is a distraction

        I really want to hope that his media activity is not part of the election campaign and that his name is not among the possible successors of the President, even theoretically.
        1. x.andvlad
          x.andvlad April 26 2016 11: 06
          +2
          I agree. Better prepare to lecture in jurisprudence and other broad theories.
      6. Bobxnumx
        Bobxnumx April 26 2016 10: 28
        0
        A question of questions, there is something to ponder. what
      7. vlade99
        vlade99 April 26 2016 13: 00
        +1
        He does not look like a bear. Not even a ferret. A strange creature with an iPhone instead of a brain.
    2. vovanpain
      vovanpain April 26 2016 09: 48
      +22
      In general, do not overdo it, bear!

      In general, comparing Medvedev and the Bear-master of the forest and taiga is not correct. YES is neither fish nor meat, and the owner of his taiga will not give it to anyone. request
      1. Sid.74
        Sid.74 April 26 2016 10: 11
        +2
        The tale of a dead troechku. But in principle there is a sense, because if all the criticism is poured solely on the president and not on the government, it makes sense that our prime minister behaved more actively, including in the media sphere. For what bumps all the president gets. what?

        And yes, about the government ... to reform itself ... so just to start with ourselves and it is necessary ... how many questions we have to Ulyukaev, Livanov and so on.

        And the control of the prime minister in these matters is where? The control of the governors and the heads of departments, the mayors, where?

        So ... so if they build their own management vertical properly ... so good. But wildness works ... until the president says to solve the problem ... nothing happens ... but Medvedev's words and decrees are completely ignored.

        Actually, what can Medvedev ... look at the main document of the country.

        The powers of the Prime Minister to organize the work of the Government in accordance with the Constitution of the Russian Federation:

        heads the Government of the Russian Federation, determines in accordance with the Constitution, federal constitutional laws, federal laws and presidential decrees of the main activities of the government and organizes its work.

        represents the Government in the Russian Federation and outside its territory; conducts meetings of the Government, having the right of decisive vote;
        signs acts of the Government; submits to the President proposals on the structure of federal executive bodies, on the appointment and dismissal of the Vice-Presidents and federal ministers, on the imposition of disciplinary measures on them and on their encouragement;

        distributes duties among members of the Government;

        The Chairman of the Government systematically informs the President on the work of the Government;

        The premier has the full functionality of punitive measures for not done or not properly done work.

        So let him wake up and start working.
    3. EvgNik
      EvgNik April 26 2016 10: 47
      +3
      Quote: LEVIAFAN
      It would be better if I continued to write books.

      The books were written by Nikolai Leonov. Well, everyone knows Evgeny Leonov - the Soviet and Russian actor and film actor, unfortunately died. And this is most likely a pseudonym, this "comrade" in the internet did not find.
      1. Barnaul, Altai
        April 26 2016 13: 18
        +1
        The books were written by Leonid Leonov. "Russian forest", for example.
        I need to reset my passport photo, what is my last name?
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    5. siberalt
      siberalt April 26 2016 10: 50
      +3
      Sharp - it is for the librals to conduct "shock therapy" according to Chubais-Gaidar to degrease the people. For this they also erect monuments today. hi Putin does not give up. But this is not a rebuke to Putin. The system needs to be changed.
      1. St Petrov
        St Petrov April 26 2016 11: 02
        +2
        Again, will bear power reform itself and control itself, and forest dwellers some obscure performance indicators? In general, do not overdo it, bear!
        Author Evgeny Leonov


        Eh Zheka Zheka, wants to control the course of history in return for the bear laughing naive man and your libel g * apparently)

        It got through the pipes, oh yes soon the elections, not only a bear but writers are bustling

        The author listened to good tales about the forest in which the bald eagle lives, and everything is fair and without fuss and without evil and totalitarianism in general, but the author, there are birches. There is a different atmosphere and no one will give you control, for you did not study at the Institute of Management and Law or in its analogue and to each of your own.


        Control Eugene at work at his subordinates. And even so, there are more controllers than dirt and a bear to envy. Who knows how it really is

        1. Barnaul, Altai
          April 26 2016 13: 15
          0
          Are we already on you? Good!
          And what are you defending our liberal government, eh?
    6. nemec55
      nemec55 April 26 2016 11: 46
      +1
      The article recalls only one thing that we are at a dead end and there are no white stripes at the dead end; therefore, we have either black or gray (according to Putin), and gray and black, as we know, are more common in opera.
      You can, of course, continue to ride ala khokhl. buying villas in courtyards and driving a car worth a small town in Russia along with farm laborers.
      1. St Petrov
        St Petrov April 26 2016 15: 35
        -1
        Quote: Barnaul, Altai
        Are we already on you? Good!
        And what are you defending our liberal government, eh?


        Protect I am? No, save me Dimon protect) But in his place I would not want

        It is ridiculous to read about the control of the masses over the government.

        Bulk shouted - we are the power here. You here through a fairy tale decided to shout the same thing.

        As a result, the Kremlin will decide how it will be. Why all these moans just I do not understand.

        Want to change something? So you have to go into politics, smear yourself with gamma, compromise with your conscience, and so on. Or do you think you would be Dantaryan in place of Medvedev and the country would immediately make 7% of GDP growth?

        Do not make me laugh.

        And you need to consider when writing such articles - that you do this while maintaining your homeland database in Syria + your country is opposed to the entire Anglo-Saxon bloc in the economy, and Europe is not worth talking about.
        50% of the global economy crushes your country with the Kremlin together

        And here you are unhappy with the government. It happens.

        PS In Ukraine, they decided to make beautiful and change the government - yeah. Done. Have you changed? Maybe someone, yes.

        PPS in our country there are a lot of smart people - but when they come to the right post - bleating begins. It turns out that it’s easier to advise from the side, everything is easier to see. But in reality ...


        1. St Petrov
          St Petrov April 26 2016 16: 10
          -1


          you can be a patriot 1000 times, but such libel looks like this)

          And if you turn on Rain, then every day there is a discussion on the topic - we are the people, we have chosen the power - it should hear us and lamentations - they say how so

          Like your fairy tale, only in a slightly different context.

  2. Andrey Yuryevich
    Andrey Yuryevich April 26 2016 09: 25
    -1
    I heard somewhere that nothing can be done abruptly [
    so he lives by "such principles", and the thought, and the government ...
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    2. KOH
      KOH April 26 2016 11: 18
      +2
      Yeah, the liberals were shaking that they could get a bullet for a hostile party, they stumbled ... and London, go to London, and get news there, what the hell is London doing in Novosibirsk? ...
      1. nemec55
        nemec55 April 26 2016 11: 38
        -3
        Yeah, the liberals were shaking that they could get a bullet for a hostile party, they voted ...,

        Do not be afraid to find yourself in this crowd, supposedly according to your "liberal", but in fact a person driven to protest, or your son, daughter, mom, dad will stand there.
        And by the way I want to ask sometimes I don't want to ride ???? And the fact that your bullet is so gloriously reminiscent of <Kulya in the forehead>
        1. KOH
          KOH April 26 2016 12: 16
          +3
          But I’m not afraid, because my family is not on the way with the liberals, who has the most screaming? Liberals, lovers of processions (riots) there, and I'm one of those people who is hard to pick up, but if you pick it up, then I don’t seat ...

          And at the expense of jumping, I'm telling you, I'm not a liberal ...)))
  3. Andrey K
    Andrey K April 26 2016 09: 26
    +8
    The article is like that, a la "fable" ...
    But, there is also a hint here, Medvedev, with his "poured in granite" different figures of speech, just need to settle down a little. Otherwise, all his innovations, ratings, and everything else, will do a "disservice" in the elections ...
    1. cap
      cap April 26 2016 09: 44
      +1
      Quote: Andrey K
      The article is like that, a la "fable" ...
      But, there is also a hint here, Medvedev, with his "poured in granite" different figures of speech, just need to settle down a little. Otherwise, all his innovations, ratings, and everything else, will do a "disservice" in the elections ...


      To me personally, the article seemed like a hidden provocation.
      Like a fable, well, pull the three.
      1. skrgar
        skrgar April 26 2016 09: 58
        +1
        Quote: cap
        Quote: Andrey K
        The article is like that, a la "fable" ...
        But, there is also a hint here, Medvedev, with his "poured in granite" different figures of speech, just need to settle down a little. Otherwise, all his innovations, ratings, and everything else, will do a "disservice" in the elections ...


        To me personally, the article seemed like a hidden provocation.
        Like a fable, well, pull the three.

        Didn’t you think)
  4. Mihalich17
    Mihalich17 April 26 2016 09: 31
    +10
    - They say that in your city a lot of attractions.
    - Right! And if you meet a bear on the street, there will be two heaps of attractions!
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  6. Moonsund
    Moonsund April 26 2016 09: 33
    +15
    if the "bear" was the president of some European homosexual country, there would be no price to it. All democratic passive forces adored and idolized him. Does nothing, promotes on Facebook, selfies and other stuff. But in Russia it is hard for him, here he has to work, the Russian people are harsh, NOT glamorous and harsh, do not perceive his bleating. One word - Dimon (s)
    1. EvgNik
      EvgNik April 26 2016 12: 10
      +1
      Quote: Moonsund
      One word - Dimon (s)

      Do not do so with Dima:
  7. bear
    bear April 26 2016 09: 34
    +7
    Sense from him as from "goats that graze in the glades in the forest."

    Ruined education and health and enjoy!
    Reformer headless, damn it.
  8. pv1005
    pv1005 April 26 2016 09: 34
    +15
    All ka usually. It does nothing, it starts to do so, that it’s better that it didn’t do anything. Alas, apparently incapable of another.
  9. PBF
    PBF April 26 2016 09: 37
    +9
    About people like Dima, there is a proverb: "Neither steal, nor watch."
  10. CORNET
    CORNET April 26 2016 09: 38
    +3
    There is such a thing as "useful idiot" ... Let it be PR, the main thing is not to interfere!
  11. aszzz888
    aszzz888 April 26 2016 09: 42
    +2
    In general, do not overdo it, bear!
    Author Evgeny Leonov

    Wish? Sarcasm? Hate Russian?
    1. Barnaul, Altai
      April 26 2016 13: 04
      +3
      What are you, what are you! I am a Russian patriot! It’s just that Medvedev is a liberal for me, but it just so happened that his surname is the owner of the taiga, that’s the bear. Not to call him a raccoon, or a skunk! laughing
  12. McLuha-MacLeod
    McLuha-MacLeod April 26 2016 09: 42
    -8
    Our similar to Amerov’s prezik. Also does nothing
  13. karakuin
    karakuin April 26 2016 09: 43
    0
    Vanity. What did they start to skip? I wonder what kind of crap will come up with so that EP won the election? It is clear to everyone, except for them, that they will not vote. And though Putin is trying to somehow convey that it seems like EP is needed, but in this sense, everyone also understands. Vladimir Vladimirovich did not follow the understudy - he managed it. Now we need to think hard about the new party, about the new understudy. Framed Dmitry Anatolyevich cartridge. It turns out that the topic was crooked.
  14. Ruswolf
    Ruswolf April 26 2016 09: 44
    0
    At first, they spoke of Toptygin’s act with indignation (it’s a shame for a native slum); Then they began to tease; at first they teased the roundabouts, then they began to echo the distant ones; first birds, then frogs, mosquitoes, flies. All the swamp, the whole forest.

    - So here it is, public opinion what it means! - gripped Toptygin, wiping the snout that was shabby in the bushes with his paw, - and then, perhaps, you will get to the tablets of History ... with Chizhik!
    Bear in the voivodship
  15. V.ic
    V.ic April 26 2016 09: 46
    +1
    the system will allow control to establish behind the goats Author Evgeny Leonov

    While they will build that "system" and set it up, "" from the fields given to them for feeding, some will flee to Austria / for example a goat named "Meadow" /, and some to foggy Albion / oh, a lot of goats rushed there! /.
  16. epsilon571
    epsilon571 April 26 2016 10: 02
    +1
    Maj.
    CORNET RU Today, 09:38 AM New
    There is such a thing as "useful idiot" ... Let it be PR, the main thing is not to interfere!

    We do not need such "ideotes", we have had enough of them. It's time to take care of the future, it's time to choose worthy ones.
    The party "United Russia" is trying to rehabilitate itself in the eyes of voters, is recruiting a new composition, and is being removed from the members who have appeared - do not believe them, they are "lambs in wolf's clothing"! Personally, I am not against transformations, but they must be real and useful for society.
  17. Arctic
    Arctic April 26 2016 10: 09
    +2
    Quote: jjj
    And how the media activity of Dmitry Anatolyevich increased. A day does not pass, so as not to light up somewhere.


    When I listen to our Prime Minister talking about the growth of production, the success of the economy, I have a question: is he talking about Russia or is he just bragging about his successes in the game "my farm"? :)
  18. Riv
    Riv April 26 2016 10: 16
    +3
    Oh! I can’t sit when our prime minister is working hard. I’ll go, lie down ...
  19. Fonmeg
    Fonmeg April 26 2016 10: 23
    +1
    The tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it, a lesson for "good" fellows! The rooster bites in the designated place and hence all the activity. There is a lot of noise and dust, but the output is "0"!
  20. Ros 56
    Ros 56 April 26 2016 10: 23
    +3
    Let him come to our city and tell us about the growth of production, he’ll get horseradish here. But after all, as usual, they meet with the authorities, and those who can say against it?
  21. Alex66
    Alex66 April 26 2016 10: 27
    +1
    Well, I don’t like Medvedev. This post is not too small for him, although he tries to keep his posture and I don’t like his team: Dvorkovich, Livanov, Nabiulin ... It’s time to change them, so Putin clung to them. I didn’t fulfill the assignment as a member, the next 3-4 years would form a decent team.
  22. luka_rus
    luka_rus April 26 2016 10: 31
    +3
    The article is a little rude, but in fact everything is correct. Personally, I will vote for Starikov, and the EP in the furnace (does not inspire more confidence).
  23. Vkill
    Vkill April 26 2016 10: 40
    +2
    good story))
  24. epsilon571
    epsilon571 April 26 2016 10: 47
    +1
    Continuing the "Medvedev" theme, I offer the following information. It concerns import substitution:

    36 times less spent on import substitution than on officials

    State support for import substitution in 2015 amounted to 53,5 billion rubles. As reported by TASS, Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev said on Monday.
    “The result for 2015 is more than 800 launched investment projects, in general, the figure is not bad,” Medvedev said, adding that the measures taken by the state “generally take root” and “have their effect,” and the import substitution process is observed “in all key industries” ...
    On the general scale of government spending, however, the figure mentioned by Medvedev is only comparable with a needle in a haystack - it makes up 0,3% of budget expenditures (15,698 trillion rubles).
    Russia earns a comparable amount for three and a half days of oil exports in current volumes - 5,2 million barrels per day.
    The data of the Ministry of Finance paint an even darker picture: the government spent 36 times less on import substitution than on providing the apparatus of officials and authorities for which 2015 trillion rubles were allocated in the 1,926 budget.
    Of this money, 9,8 billion rubles were due to the presidential administration, 6 billion rubles to the government apparatus, almost 13 billion rubles were "eaten" by the State Duma and the Federation Council, 3,98 billion rubles - by the Accounts Chamber, 3,3 billion rubles - by the CEC. 34,1 billion rubles were pledged for the Investigative Committee, 85,988 billion rubles were pledged under the item "Support for the activities of certain federal state bodies" without specifying the recipients.

    170 billion rubles were spent on the judiciary, and 63,9 billion rubles on the prosecutor's office. The most expensive article - 1,531 trillion rubles - “Implementation of the functions of other federal government bodies”, is indicated in the preliminary assessment of budget execution by the Ministry of Finance.
  25. Mercenary
    Mercenary April 26 2016 10: 47
    0
    One KB did not fulfill the plan! The boss invited the designer: - "the tables are not so, the light falls in the wrong way, the curtains are of the wrong color!" Replaced, rearranged - no plan!
    Contacted an old KB employee - What should I do?
    - My grandmother before the revolution had a mess in Odessa, so when customers were not satisfied, she did not change the curtains - she changed prostitutes!
    Vote for snickering (salary 800 000) servant of the people will not go!
  26. EvgNik
    EvgNik April 26 2016 10: 54
    +5
    The most famous selfie lover:
    1. Tim
      Tim April 26 2016 11: 29
      +1
      nicknamed Dima iPhone
  27. Rostislav
    Rostislav April 26 2016 10: 58
    0
    If you suddenly have a desire to work, do not be alarmed. This is not forever.
    Lie down, lie down, and everything will pass.
  28. Oznob
    Oznob April 26 2016 11: 00
    +2
    Efficiency ratings are the best management practice, that is, our management. In principle, the direction is correct, the only moment is embarrassing - the "inquisitive Russian mind". Our talented officials will grab a curiosity and boost ratings up to 146%. Historically, it has developed that way. wassat
  29. Andrey VOV
    Andrey VOV April 26 2016 11: 27
    +4
    Please note, dear forum users, that practically most of the ideas and the ideas that Medvedev introduced during his presidency were canceled or over time showed their uselessness .... translations of the shooter ..... cancellation of MOT and nothing really in return .... police reform in the police ... my priests, how many people raised some dough on this, it’s written about it, it’s rewritten, but to the point .. as the sticks are so .... foreign policy is of course a complete failure .... war 080808 ... who knows what would Georgia-Russia relations be like now, be it under the presidency of the GDP ... in general Dmitry is bustling ... but I would take it boldly admit that I wouldn’t pull and would go as an ambassador to a thread in Luxembourg or go to test iPhones ....
  30. Vik66
    Vik66 April 26 2016 11: 40
    +1
    Create an Office to manage all the Departments of the Russian Federation! smile
  31. user3970
    user3970 April 26 2016 11: 55
    0
    Also add ...
  32. user3970
    user3970 April 26 2016 11: 58
    +2
    And another photo with information
  33. Dam
    Dam April 26 2016 11: 58
    0
    The article is not funny, stupid and generally very boring. Auto RU -
  34. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 April 26 2016 12: 03
    +1
    Didn’t even smile. And the author, if it’s boiling up, could write directly, but not figuratively. We do not even scold for it. Each person has his own shortcomings, including the prime minister.
  35. vladimirw
    vladimirw April 26 2016 12: 10
    0
    set minus, do not laugh, you have to cry.
  36. AndreyVCh
    AndreyVCh April 26 2016 12: 18
    +1
    The article, of course, was written with an ax, but as for Dmitry Anatolyevich Medvedev, he personally does not bother me, his smart head, which he sometimes puts in a TV box, does not annoy me. I remember how Yegor Gaidar annoyed me (he probably met there in the next world with his grandfather, Arkady, it would be interesting to listen to their dialogue), but he - yes, annoyed me very much. And Medvedev ... in the end, no one has yet been starving, what will happen next, let's see. No one is still sitting in prisons or in psychiatric hospitals for an idle word. What is now starting to fuss and often flicker in a television box, so the elections are on the nose, or that seriously someone thinks that Medvedev, or Putin, or some other TV star lives in this aquarium ?! smile Remember my words in a year or two, when you say: "How well we lived in 2016 ..."
    And the article ... honestly, was written with an ax, but the idea is interesting. Only Medvedev does not need to be compared with a bear, he does not pull this role unfortunately. Still, Medvedev is just a shadow of Putin, I would compare him with the understudy of Gagarin, so you raise a laugh, because it is really funny. In short, we have what we have, since we probably deserve all this.
  37. Valeron45
    Valeron45 April 26 2016 12: 30
    -3
    I didn't like the article at all. Small whining and whining begins. These people are such "authors" only and can sow tares. This is our prime minister of our Motherland and he works in one team with the president and ministers. Who doesn't like go to the Titanic !!!
    1. Barnaul, Altai
      April 26 2016 12: 56
      0
      This is my article. Medvedev DOES NOT WORK IN A TEAM with the President. Go teach General Management Theory.
  38. Vladimir61
    Vladimir61 April 26 2016 12: 40
    0
    All his activity is visible against the backdrop of citizens' appeals directly to GDP. But in the next topic I asked myself questions.

    during the forum of the All-Russian Popular Front in Mordovia
    The more you look at the communication of GDP with the people, the more you realize that the vector of public concern tends to irresponsibility of the executive and administrative power. Is it not the responsibility of the Government and its local structures? Why do people turn directly to GDP on issues that specific ministries, ministers and officials should decide? Why, after such appeals, there are no resignation requests, personnel changes on the initiative of the Head of Government, ministers or governors?
  39. Barnaul, Altai
    April 26 2016 12: 54
    0
    Quote: Stalker.1977
    I don’t know about you, but I didn’t like the article, it gives a liberal soul and cynical humor.

    I even gave you a plus. In advance! How can an article against a liberal be called "an article with a liberal smell"? The whole point of the article is that for several years there was no mention of Medvedev, and then suddenly every day there is new news and super activity.
  40. drilled
    drilled April 26 2016 13: 02
    +2
    I read the comments, well, familiar. "The king is good - the boyars are bad."
    I solved this problem for myself like this: Our Putin: in foreign policy, well, somewhere Khrushchev. And in the inside, Yeltsin, and more nifig.

    A good article)))
    There was such a song in the late 80s, in Perestroika:
    "Look at these faces, Shura,
    Immediately the fervor will disappear from the face.
    But these faces, Shura,
    Rebuilding ... "
  41. konvalval
    konvalval April 26 2016 15: 13
    0
    There on TV M.D.A boasts that it works great.
  42. fa2998
    fa2998 April 26 2016 15: 34
    -1
    Quote: Nikolai K
    until the people take power, they sleep soundly and see nothing

    This people once chose Dima Medvedev PRESIDENT of Russia. Some kind of disgrace !! The smartest and most worthy. The Russian people are completely cut off from the elections - the government has taken over the media, election commissions and itself chooses WHO OF THEM "SELECTED" will be the new president. negative hi