"A fast train to the house rushes ..." The Ukrainian staff empty returned from the border with China more than three months after departure

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Today it became known that the train that “tested” the route of the so-called New Silk Road bypassing the Russian Federation finally returned to Ukraine. Test failed. Information Agency Interfax-Ukraine reports that after a long idle time at the Kazakh-Chinese border, the train did not wait for the interest of Chinese companies that “could carry cargo to Ukraine”.

"A fast train to the house rushes ..." The Ukrainian staff empty returned from the border with China more than three months after departure


An interesting fact is that while the train was unsuccessfully waiting for those who wanted to ship the goods with it, the name of the city disappeared from the map of Ukraine, from where the train began its January 15 route. Instead of Illichivsk on the map a new name - the city of Chernomorsk (Odessa region). Renamed as part of "decommunization" ...

As a result, the “light-weight” train (with empty containers) made its way from the station to Dostyk (Kazakhstan) to the Ukrainian Black Sea. The route was the same - across two seas: the border - the territory of Kazakhstan - (ferry across the Caspian Sea) - Azerbaijan - Georgia - (ferry across the Black Sea) - Odessa region.

The press service of PJSC Ukrzaliznytsia, which (the company itself) has recently been led by Polish citizen Wojciech Balchun, states that the Ukrainian train will run “as orders arrive”. From the statement of the representative of the press service:
The capacities of the project participants make it possible to freely dispatch a container train, which will transport 1 thousand tons of cargoes weekly in each direction.


If we consider that the movement of the train in one direction only (to the border with China) took about 16 days, the term "weekly", apparently, implies the operation of several such trains at once. At the same time, the railway company itself states that so far there is no interest on the part of the Ukrainian and Chinese business to this route, since over the years it has managed to “develop a different logistics of transportation”.

Despite this, the Minister of Infrastructure of Ukraine Volodymyr Omelyan said that he considers the first train to the border with China to be "an important political success." Apparently, political success will be even more significant if the number of Ukrainian empty trains on the “new Silk Road” increases ...
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  1. +20
    April 21 2016 18: 47
    Well, yes, "to-that to Vorkuta." Damn logistics specialists. wassat
    1. +17
      April 21 2016 18: 48
      Quote: zart_arn
      Well, yes, "to-that to Vorkuta." Damn logistics specialists. wassat

      Well, a very fast train laughing Do you give empty formulations over plpnp laughing
      1. +28
        April 21 2016 18: 53
        It seems he is so quick that they have forgotten about him! laughing
        1. +14
          April 22 2016 02: 35
          As a result, the composition of the "light" (with empty containers) has come

          And why Ukrainians themselves will not buy something and fill empty containers?
          I really think that in China there will probably be goods that can be resold in Ukraine.
          Well, you load this train with Chinese sneakers and T-shirts - and give them to the ATO participants, or something. All the same, you need to drive the composition back ...
          Well, this is absurd - you are showing a new "silk road", but at the same time it is so unprofitable that you do not even buy anything for yourself. And with what fright then the Chinese should load this train for you?
          Ukrainians, such Ukrainians ...
          1. +10
            April 22 2016 05: 35
            Quote: Darkmor
            And why Ukrainians themselves will not buy something and fill empty containers?

            Well, to buy, you need money. And then they wanted to earn money, they thought now a line would be lined up for them with yuan. The Silk Road ...
          2. +7
            April 22 2016 09: 30
            And why Ukrainians themselves will not buy something and fill empty containers?

            Because it does not fit into the rules of the Ukrainian folk amusement called "To drive the porridge".
          3. 0
            April 24 2016 09: 08
            Tse e abbreviation, remmohhga, new Vlad, vydatna reach ... In general, it will all be until the economy collapses, although Pete and, to spit, but like partners eliminate competitors ... En, Yuzhmash ... There is a search for something sniff
      2. +62
        April 21 2016 18: 59
        http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2016/200/fdkf199.png


        - In less than half a year
        - How will I get back,
        - To leave again,
        - To leave again
        - For a half year ... wassat wassat wassat
        1. +11
          April 21 2016 20: 12
          In that empty train, did Ilyich accidentally come to a showdown in the sealed container about the renaming of Ilyichevsk? laughing
          1. +7
            April 21 2016 20: 41
            Nazarbayev had to poke fun. Cram the firewood into the container so that they don't fool around. And give out for humanitarian aid. That faces would have been in Kiev authorities belay . And they would scratch our turnips - what did the NAS want to show what !? And the meaning is simple:
            1. Energy (firewood, as the most famous fuel) is for them only in the East. wink
            2. Firewood in containers is like coal from South Africa. This refers to the cost of such transportation. laughing
            hi
            1. +22
              April 21 2016 22: 22
              Still shove firewood there. They are strained in Kazakhstan in the south. But dung-heaps. And this energy source is traditional for the steppe. For each heap, on a letterhead in the purest Kazakh language, instructions for using the new energy carrier can be printed and enclosed in each container.
              1. +1
                April 23 2016 18: 27
                I cooked food in the steppes in the past years on a dung. The heat from this dung is the most powerful, I did not even expect. In winter, you can completely heat the stove.
            2. +5
              April 22 2016 00: 54
              In Kazakhstan, with a forest, it’s straining. Here’s a load of dung, and with the freshest, unformed and mutton nuts for dessert, it is from the heart!
              1. +2
                April 22 2016 16: 45
                Yeah, I thought about dummies at the very beginning, but somehow to give the first person such a humanitarian aid .... lol . This would be an unambiguous insult (Article 130), but we are well-mannered and polite people.
                Forests in the Republic of Kazakhstan 3% of the territory, it is 66 thousand square meters. km., industrial logging is prohibited. But for Poroshenko dead wood is not a pity. fellow
          2. +8
            April 21 2016 21: 44
            He did not come empty, but brought the air of the boundless steppes of Kazakhstan (by the way, healing with the smell of blooming tulips).
            1. +2
              April 22 2016 00: 13
              Quote: 4ekist
              He did not come empty, but brought the air of the boundless steppes of Kazakhstan (by the way, healing with the smell of blooming tulips).

              It’s cheap. But in Tsarist Russia there was a customs duty for glassware and chemical glassware. But there was no collection for European air, and each tube or flask had to be sealed and written from where, from which country there was European air.
              1. +3
                April 22 2016 00: 19
                And the Chinese are great. We calculated the entire logistics of delivering goods to those countries through which the broad Ukrainians drove the train. what laughing
              2. 0
                April 23 2016 09: 28
                Quote: Amurets
                Quote: 4ekist
                He did not come empty, but brought the air of the boundless steppes of Kazakhstan (by the way, healing with the smell of blooming tulips).

                It’s cheap. But in Tsarist Russia there was a customs duty for glassware and chemical glassware. But there was no collection for European air, and each tube or flask had to be sealed and written from where, from which country there was European air.

                No, they just wrote: "Air for experiments" and that's it fellow .And where it came from - no difference. Although Europe, not America was closer from Verzhbolovo station (border post of Ross. Imp.), It means that European is cheaper. request
            2. +1
              April 22 2016 03: 24
              Quote: 4ekist
              brought air

              Right! Wagons from Ukraine went under vacuum. No, that won’t work. This is not an honest business. But the idea is good: to dilute gas with air and to Europe. But they can understand, sadness. We must continue to drive the composition to China, in the industrial zone. The Chinese will also pay extra for air purification and the Europeans will not make out the smell. Well, the fact that it started to burn badly is a claim to Russia.
        2. +2
          April 22 2016 10: 48
          And I decided to rephrase BG:
          - This train is on fire,
          “And we have nothing more to reap.”
          - This train is on fire,
          “And we have nowhere else to run.”
          - This land was ours,
          - Until we get bogged down in the fight.
          - Came cunning Biden and,
          - While we rode,
          - I took this land to myself.
      3. +13
        April 21 2016 19: 47
        Normal heroes always go around! bully
        1. +1
          April 21 2016 20: 51
          Laughing out loud.
        2. +6
          April 21 2016 22: 01
          "the name of the city from where the train started its route has disappeared from the map of Ukraine"
          I directly see the advertising slogan for this train. Taking into account the rapidly changing realities in the "Square".
          Going into the unknown! / Ukrzaliznytsya / laughing
        3. +6
          April 22 2016 11: 54
          Quote: Observer2014
          Normal heroes always go around! bully

          The circulation of heroes over three seas. We went to China, and now ...
      4. 0
        April 21 2016 21: 39
        And the car driver was Mishiko.
      5. +4
        April 21 2016 22: 09
        Quote: Wend
        Well, a very fast train


        I sincerely do not understand why diesel locomotives drag through TWO seasif the customer needs to forward only containers ?! belay
        You pay for transporting containers to the port, then for transporting them by one sea, then by another, then to the customer by land and-all...
        WHY to pay also for transporting thousands of useless tons of the composition itself by sea? belay
        Bullshit ...
        1. +2
          April 21 2016 22: 23
          These are Ukrainians who "economized" on loading and unloading the train
        2. +1
          April 22 2016 00: 57
          They are used to stealing gas. Suddenly, when overloaded, do Kazakhs steal the smell of bacon?
    2. +15
      April 21 2016 18: 50
      Neither logistics, nor logic ... Only idiocy concealed by politics.
      1. +51
        April 21 2016 18: 59
        Quote: DMB_95
        Only idiocy behind politics.

        Now in Ukraine they will scream that the train arrived from around the world. Yes
        1. +8
          April 21 2016 19: 13
          An interesting fact is that while the train was unsuccessfully waiting for those wishing to transfer cargo with it, the name of the city disappeared from the map of Ukraine, from where the train started its route

          Flying Dutchman, damn it. Not. Traveling Ukrainian
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        2. +2
          April 23 2016 15: 59
          It would seem that it is "sick", and "Ukrainians are not our brothers," and others "we do not care what happens in Ukraine" here you go ...

          The line-up idea was originally idiocy. This was obvious to a high school student familiar with a course in primitive geography, not even economics. And the "news" about this "idea" goes to VO, like reports from the front: "He came ... waiting ... left empty ..."

          So tell me the Russian people, is it all the same to you WHAT is happening in Ukraine? Indeed, there is much less laughter even over Latvians-Lithuanians, and yet they do the same amount of stupid things.

          "Clean, laugh?" This is enough at home (in Russia). Or is someone else's stupidity funnier than their own?

          Don't you think that an intelligent person, looking at the stupidity of others, first of all checks his household for such idiocy?

          Well, as an option ... Serdyukov forgot about a hundred T-72 TANKS at the Ural (if I'm not mistaken) station. No more than 3 years ago. And the fact that the state can not entrust the construction company to build a spaceport? ... This is much funnier than one unfortunate sucker.

          As the Russian writer said in the fable:
          "What to count as gossips is to dress up,
          Isn't it better to turn on yourself, godfather? "

          For me personally, both Russians and Ukrainians are brothers. Therefore, I am immensely bitter to look at everything that is happening. Some invent the stupidest economic miracles, others are mired in considering these "miracles" because of their fence, that they completely forget that their garden has not been dug up.
      2. +15
        April 21 2016 19: 02
        Yes, I am completely finished off by this whole story. There is a whole science of logistics. Didn't the people of the world hear of this? After all, they warned, talked about the absurdity of this undertaking ... no, all the same, they spitefully swore to us. Stubborn like rams.
        1. +8
          April 21 2016 19: 50
          Quote: Dr. Bormental
          After all, they warned, talked about the absurdity of this undertaking ... no, all the same, they spitefully swore to us. Stubborn like rams.

          And the rest ????
          In my opinion, Ukraine and logic are generally incompatible concepts)))
        2. +1
          April 22 2016 05: 39
          Quote: Dr. Bormental
          Yes, I am completely finished off by this whole story. There is a whole science of logistics. Didn't the people of the world hear of this? After all, they warned, talked about the absurdity of this undertaking ... no, all the same, they spitefully swore to us. Stubborn like rams.

          Science speak? And you yourself have not yet been convinced of the level of preparedness of the local leaders? And then, they seem to really believe that the whole world is ready to bear losses for the sake of their ambitions. It seems sincerely believe ...
        3. +3
          April 22 2016 15: 06
          This must be used! So easy and cheap to lead a country of galloping and .... ov! Hoch-olv in the blood to listen to good advice, make a turn and accuse the unfortunate adviser of deceit, aggression ... and so on on a long list! hi
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      4. +1
        April 21 2016 19: 02
        They washed the denyuzhku and okay .. yes for one thing and PR
    3. +20
      April 21 2016 18: 59
      And the train was just bypassing that "small" country, which the valiant Ukrainians threatened to seize within two weeks! wassat
      1. +16
        April 21 2016 19: 13
        Empty-a-ah ...
        In ukropitekia, empty sod is everywhere. At the box office, in the parliament, in politics, in ukrozaliznitsa, in ... Everywhere!
        And in the minds, too, the EMPTY.
    4. +13
      April 21 2016 19: 12
      Instead of Ilyichevsk on the map, a new name - the city of Chernomorsk

      Comrade Bender was traveling to the city of Chernomorsk with his comrades!
      And now, Poroshenko and the company have arrived!
      1. +3
        April 21 2016 23: 48
        Quote: Starover_Z
        To the city of Chernomorsk
        Chernomorsk will be declared a free city! smile
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      3. +2
        April 22 2016 09: 32
        Quote: Starover_Z
        Instead of Ilyichevsk on the map, a new name - the city of Chernomorsk

        Comrade Bender was traveling to the city of Chernomorsk with his comrades!
        And now, Poroshenko and the company have arrived!

        However, a good sign. I hope that they will soon leave Ukraine, and there will be nowhere to return. Well, there will be no country with that name.
    5. +4
      April 21 2016 19: 14
      In the Middle Ages, horse-drawn vehicles were faster and cheaper. So the Outskirts might think, but should they engage in horse breeding for horse-drawn "long-range" transport? laughing
      1. +1
        April 21 2016 22: 23
        They are used to oxen.
    6. 0
      April 21 2016 19: 34
      Quote: zart_arn
      Well, yes, "to-that to Vorkuta." Damn logistics specialists.

      ---------------------
      The Silk Road was not strewn with silk. laughing
    7. +14
      April 21 2016 19: 38
      The phrase for Ukraine from the film "Brother" is absolutely appropriate:
      "Well, there were people like people, and suddenly everyone immediately became nerds ...", and even more if with the interpretation:
      Ukraine-Russia- "Wait five minutes, I'll hit the road here in the EU ..."
      The answer of Russia - "Such geeks as you are not even waiting for homosexuals, let alone TS!" laughing
    8. +1
      April 21 2016 19: 43
      Quote: zart_arn
      . Logisticians, damn it.

      If Potroshenko "drives empty", then railway "logistics" can and even more so!
    9. +2
      April 22 2016 06: 08
      Why through Vorkuta? In the film "Deja Vu" moonshine from Odessa was driven through Alaska by dog ​​sledding .. This is LOGISTICS ..
      Quote: zart_arn
      Well, yes, "to-that to Vorkuta." Damn logistics specialists. wassat
    10. +1
      April 23 2016 06: 54
      Quote: zart_arn
      Well, yes, "to-that to Vorkuta." Damn logistics specialists.

      It would have been so funny if it hadn’t been so sad! And in the end, we’ll still have to rake these Augean stables!
      1. 0
        April 23 2016 09: 38
        Quote: demchuk.ig
        Quote: zart_arn
        Well, yes, "to-that to Vorkuta." Damn logistics specialists.

        It would have been so funny if it hadn’t been so sad! And in the end, we’ll still have to rake these Augean stables!

        It’s for sure to rake us as always.
        A minus for what? For the truth?
        ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
        ...... ++! drinks
        1. 0
          April 23 2016 21: 20
          But it was possible to do without this horde of intermediaries much faster and cheaper: to transport from China through Russia directly to old Europe - through the Norwegian border and the Finnish one.
    11. 0
      April 24 2016 00: 30
      There is an ancient Jewish anecdote about how a novice businessman was sent to buy eggs, he bought eggs and loaded them in bulk into a freight car, when the car was opened at the station in the presence of relatives, an orchestra, etc., everyone saw an omelet. The greeters burst out: Here's a joke with eggs! My fellow countrymen poured a lot of money into this line-up without agreeing, but "joke with eggs" came out
  2. +15
    April 21 2016 18: 47
    Hallelujah! When is the next composition? Show must go on!

    "Our locomotive flies forward!
    Stop in the commune .... "

    3 (!!!) months and came empty !! I'm squirting from Selyukov! On a horse would be faster here and there drove
    1. +6
      April 21 2016 19: 31
      These were tests of the rail gun of Ukraine. The projectile finally returned, it is examined and treated by the driver.
    2. +2
      April 21 2016 19: 55
      Quote: Dr. Bormental
      Stop in the commune .... "

      Doctor, is it possible to make a stop in the commune of Ukrainians?
      Decommunization, which means no communes! No.
      1. +1
        April 21 2016 23: 02
        Hmm ... I see I went too far))) De-communization is primary, everything else is secondary))) winked Your truth)))
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  3. +2
    April 21 2016 18: 48
    Another "rake" of dill.
    1. +2
      April 21 2016 18: 54
      The whole ridge of Nenka is strewn with rakes. Would sell China. And they would advance less, and pennies would appear. All good.
  4. PBF
    +3
    April 21 2016 18: 49
    When will they run out of money for all sorts of crazy experiments?
    1. +1
      April 21 2016 19: 04
      "Euromaidanuts" do not realize that bypassing the Russian Federation not only the train, even Ukraine will disappear.
    2. +1
      April 21 2016 21: 50
      Nothing, while en yapping Russia, the State Department will still throw.
  5. +3
    April 21 2016 18: 52
    considers important political success

    Political success without economic interest is of no interest to anyone ...
  6. +11
    April 21 2016 18: 52
    Russia is to blame! Was it really impossible to buy goods for Ukraine in China, and in order not to infringe on the dignity of this proud country, to make a purchase through a third country? Somehow not brotherly ...
  7. +2
    April 21 2016 18: 53
    Quote: PBF
    When will they run out of money for all sorts of crazy experiments?

    When will this "country" end its existence? wink
    1. +2
      April 21 2016 18: 57
      Quote: givigor71
      When will this "country" end its existence?

      Yes never request . At least not during our lifetime ... recourse
      1. +3
        April 21 2016 19: 40
        You do not love Ukraine! am I was lucky, I saw artifacts (Egypt, Nepal, Morocco) good You will be deprived of the right to enter the "holy of holies" .. tongue And I, now, will check the net, salted the perch with "five peppers", garlic and after 2 hours I will stick them on the smokehouse, over apple chips and walnut shells ... To the sound of the surf on the side of the "cruiser" "Yaroslavets"! wink Ah, you, drag the old man, pull: I really want to see the collapse of a possible state .. Then, sign off ... hiMaybe I’ll change the recipe for smoked bacon and put two instead of 3 berries of juniper ... In memory of the deceased crying
    2. +8
      April 21 2016 19: 33
      Quote: givigor71
      When will this "country" end its existence?

      Do you know what a petal mine is? This is such a thing, like a Chinese firecracker, only it flies up above the ground and grabs a soldier's foot, without killing him. It was made in order to make as many invalids as possible during the war, who need to be treated, then give benefits, etc. - there is more harm to the state from a living disabled person than from a dead soldier.
      So the west - why do they need a dead state? They will keep Ukraine in a half-strangled state and drink all the juices from them (as well as from all EU member states of the former USSR republics). Therefore, my answer to your question is NEVER hi
      1. +1
        April 21 2016 19: 49
        Quote: Dr. Bormental
        mine "petal"? This is such a thing, like a Chinese firecracker, only it flies up above the ground and grabs a soldier's foot, without killing him.

        actually, between us girls, speaking, "springenminen" flies over the ground and kills a bunch of fighters. "Petal" is a signal mine, but it can take off a foot, that's for sure.
        1. +2
          April 21 2016 22: 59
          Well, I'm not a strong specialist in this matter (in mines) ... I only read an introductory course on the damaging elements in the subject of mine explosive injury at the Military Medical Academy. My business is to treat, not to blow up, I could be wrong smile hi
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  8. +3
    April 21 2016 18: 54
    I am heartily glad for this “important political success”! The role of Shkiryak is somehow not covered ... He went after the train?
    1. 0
      April 23 2016 21: 26
      He was told in Kazakhstan: "Shkiryak or dung - it's all the same." And applied accordingly.
  9. +1
    April 21 2016 18: 55
    Finally! fellow And how did you get the air of freedom? wink
  10. +2
    April 21 2016 18: 55
    I just didn’t understand something that the Chinese didn’t put anything into the wagons of the Ukrainians! Or forgot to put! recourse recourse laughing
    1. +6
      April 21 2016 19: 02
      The Chinese do not lend.
      And Ukraine was counting on this.)))
      Probably part of the cars on the way to scrap metal was cut and handed over.)))
  11. +2
    April 21 2016 18: 56
    Despite this, the Minister of Infrastructure of Ukraine Volodymyr Omelyan stated that he considers the first train to the border with China to be "an important political success."

    got over it ... laughing
  12. +4
    April 21 2016 18: 56
    Quote: 1536
    Russia is to blame!

    It was necessary for them to buy Chinese preziks from rubber, so that they would no longer breed
    1. +6
      April 21 2016 19: 51
      Quote: Dr. Bormental
      It was necessary for them to buy Chinese prezik from rubber

      So the Ukrainians were looking for rubber "preziki" in the PRC for half a year. Searched, searched ... and there everything is made of latex! Zrada ... crying
      Here is how it was.
      The squad arrived in China ... and there all the Chinese are commies!
      Ukrainians immediately began to hold the defense. They placed carts ... pah, cars around. Set fire to tires. Dismantled paving stones in the vicinity.
      Ukrainian intelligence has moved to the nearest market, to carry out (to the evil of Moscow) instructions from the radical party of Oleg Lyashko - to buy a small-scale batch of rubber "preziks".
      Six months later, it turned out that there were no rubber "preziks", only latex.
      So, undefeated, the Ukrainian railway train returned to Ukraine with Chinese air so that ordinary Svidomo Ukrainians, having sniffed the Chinese commies’s air, understood how badly they lived in China under the yoke of the party.
      "Ukraine has not yet died і glory, і will ..." soldier
      1. +1
        April 21 2016 23: 07
        Bravo! Laughed laughing hi
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  13. +10
    April 21 2016 18: 58
    As a result, the composition of the "light" (with empty containers)

    Not empty - he brought Chinese air!

    An interesting fact is that while the train was unsuccessfully waiting for those wishing to transfer cargo with it, the name of the city disappeared from the map of Ukraine.

    Then I laughed.
    First, the composition was lost. The composition was found - there is no city!

    In the press service of PAO Ukrzaliznytsia,

    Can anyone pronounce it right away?

    Minister of Infrastructure of Ukraine Volodymyr Omelyan said that he considers the first train to the border with China "an important political success."

    I look at the hoh-haired - whatever they do - "peremoga" turns out!
    1. +5
      April 21 2016 19: 55
      Quote: Rossi-Ya
      Can anyone pronounce it right away?

      I can.
      Urkzaliznytsya.
      Quote: Rossi-Ya
      whatever they do - "peremoga" turns out!

      There is even a proverb: I made a "change", clean up after yourself.
    2. +3
      April 22 2016 11: 01
      Or zrada! angry
      So soon and learn how to learn ...
  14. +2
    April 21 2016 18: 58
    Well, everything, you need to add dill to the book of records. The first ones thought of transporting the air in trains.
  15. +1
    April 21 2016 19: 00
    As a result, the composition of the "light" (with empty containers) did even from the station Dostyk (Kazakhstan) to the Ukrainian Black Sea

    But why "light"? !! He brought to the country 404, the air of Asia! IS FREE !!!
  16. +2
    April 21 2016 19: 00
    So it’s not like fools. Arrogant little, but not fools! They were smart and prudent. Where did it all go? Or were smart under Maidan foam?
    1. +4
      April 21 2016 19: 13
      "Not fools" there only remained from the USSR, with education, and they are afraid to open their mouths, anyhow they will strangle the new government. At work, I communicate with ethnic Ukrainians (well, Russians, naturally) - clever, handy, although cunning.
  17. hartlend
    +7
    April 21 2016 19: 03
    Instead of Ilyichevsk, the map has a new name - the city of Chernomorsk (Odessa region).

    Everything is like Ilf and Petrov in "The Golden Calf". And Chernomorsk, and Koreiko-Valtsmanenko and the disappearing trains.
    1. +6
      April 21 2016 19: 16
      So what ?, Chernomorsk will soon be declared a free city? wassat
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  18. +3
    April 21 2016 19: 03
    The train still returned, and this is already a success. And the Chinese should not be allowed into Ukraine until they stop sabotage. No.
  19. +3
    April 21 2016 19: 03
    finally the train returned to Ukraine, which "tested" the route of the so-called new Silk Road, bypassing the Russian Federation.


    Damn it, and I thought it was handed over to the Chinese for scrap
  20. +31
    April 21 2016 19: 07
    This is how they need the "Silk Road"
    1. 0
      April 22 2016 11: 04
      Only the inscription on the car must be slightly changed: MEST-154
  21. +2
    April 21 2016 19: 09
    Sheep breeding is very developed in Kazakhstan, they could at least bring sheep’s brains (mind), horses!
  22. +2
    April 21 2016 19: 11
    Not funny! The train is good, it’s good to dry the fish, threw it, salted it, sent it and wait, the ready fish came back!
    1. +2
      April 21 2016 21: 01
      Will dry out.
  23. +1
    April 21 2016 19: 17
    In addition to Au China, they will not buy anything --- unprofitable. And they do not have it even before the Maidan --- plundered. Let the train take a ferry to Antarctica !!! --- there they’ll fill a container with penguins!
    1. +2
      April 21 2016 19: 34
      Quote: bald
      there at least a container of penguins will fill!

      No, penguins are needed in nature, unlike ... mmmm .... Yes
    2. 0
      April 22 2016 19: 10
      It seemed to me that penguins in the Red Book .. Poaching will work laughing
  24. +3
    April 21 2016 19: 23
    Maydaunov needs to be kept in good shape, for a month, Kiev propaganda shouted about another overturn over Russia — Ukraine’s joining the sholk road with the launch of a new route bypassing the Russian Federation. While Ukraine is gaining ground, the business of undertakers has become the most profitable business in Ukraine.
  25. +2
    April 21 2016 19: 29
    This great route should be called "gramodyansky empty" and in essence and meaning it is!
  26. +1
    April 21 2016 19: 30
    The blue car is back. Glory to Ukraine!
  27. +3
    April 21 2016 19: 30
    A B A L D E T b !! I read about his grand arrival at the Chinese border. So this is when it was! I forgot about him, he thought he was resting in his own depot, but this poor wanderer just now "threw off a couple." Well strong! In spite of everything, he crawled and swam. Downright Afanasy Nikitin, "Walking the Three Seas".
  28. +2
    April 21 2016 19: 32
    Well, this is actually good news for Ukrainians.
    I thought that Kazakhs or Chinese would take him for his debts. How much time he took the way there - it costs money!
    Interestingly, the economic calculation of this tour will be?
    To take an interview with the driver: what did he eat there so much time, poor fellow?
    1. 0
      April 21 2016 20: 07
      Alpine poverty is a holy thing! O. Bender.
      And then Ukrainian, no less holy!
  29. 0
    April 21 2016 19: 55
    Like it or not, but the people are fraternal. And the proverbs are one for all!
    D.U.R.E. laughing
  30. +6
    April 21 2016 19: 56
    ... As eyewitnesses say, on the platform a type of indeterminate appearance, torn to the end, crawled out of the carriage, later identified as the head of the train, in whose dirty donkey the scraps of a camel thorn were tightly entangled, and with a cry: "Nenya Ukraine has not yet died!" fell on his knees and began passionately kissing the spattered platform. Currently, the entire team of the heroic train is undergoing rehabilitation courses in the central psychiatric clinic in the city of Cueva.
  31. +1
    April 21 2016 20: 04
    It is strange that they did not organize a powerful PR company in the image of the Dutch referendum, all as it should be: yellow-black, embroidered, Klimkin with other husks, TV. Morons la.
  32. +10
    April 21 2016 20: 19
    ***
    A fast train to the house rushes to Russian skeptics in spite
    There is a record, meet the capital and half a year has not passed.
    Let the platforms crack and the wheels in the sliders
    If necessary for reform .. we will ride on elephants.
  33. 0
    April 21 2016 20: 22
    So what? The head of the Ukrzaliznytsia recalled a school course in mathematics - the shortest distance is not a straight line smile
  34. +2
    April 21 2016 20: 26
    But then, damn it, how many impressions!
  35. +2
    April 21 2016 20: 33
    "The capacities of the project participants allow for the smooth dispatch of a container train, which will transport 1 tons of cargo weekly in each direction."

    Is it 30 platforms with 40 foot containers (12,5 meters long) or 40 platforms with 20 foot (TEU) per week? To China, from China? The record holder container carrier transports 14336 TEU at a time - that is, the seven-year volume of traffic for this project.
    The "Horns and Hooves" office was also established in Chernomorsk. Is Fuchs a Pole now?
    1. 0
      April 22 2016 01: 15
      Pound. Zits-chairman for a break. I would appoint Rabbit. Ostap Ibragimovich Poroshenko in a compartment with Mikhail Panikovsky and Adam Kozlevich, a type of pastor with the support of Shura Balaganov, he was looking for a way to rob Mr. Koreyko, Psevoidonym-Ben. what came of it. A patented idea for shooting a bestseller.
  36. +11
    April 21 2016 20: 36
    Three regular container trains from China under the New Silk Road project in May will be taken by the Kaluga Region. The trains will also be loaded with components for Kaluga enterprises.

    As earlier reported by the Kaluga News Agency, the second container train from the Chinese city of Dalian will be sent to Kaluga Region on April 23. This part will deliver components to the Vorsino factory for Samsung Electronics. The first container train, which arrived in the region in early February 2016, also delivered components for the same plant to the multimodal logistics complex of Vorsino, Kaluga Region. Then elements of plasma panels, washing machines and other electronics were brought.
  37. +1
    April 21 2016 20: 47
    But what a plot for writing a work similar to the adventures of Ostap Ibragimovich, only on the ruins of the former "Council of Deputies"! Where are you, new ILF & PETROV? After all, the finished plot for the new adventures of the Great Combinator! Colleagues, comments: shine! I added the article with pleasure!
  38. +3
    April 21 2016 20: 49
    And I don’t know what to write. Perplexity, irritation, misunderstanding, irony ..... everything is exhausted. Let graze wherever you please and with anyone, sick ..... wink
  39. +2
    April 21 2016 21: 14
    while the train unsuccessfully waited for those who wanted to transfer cargo with it, the name of the city disappeared from the map of Ukraine,

    I left, I left for Leningrad,
    And he came to Petersburg.

    I didn’t think that songs are prophetic ...
  40. +5
    April 21 2016 21: 37
    Vata lies, posts all sorts of mean pictures! Here it is, our password, the brainchild of the Antonov Design Bureau, the Kryukov Carriage Works and the engineering geniuses from the Azov battalion! Svidopepelats flew from China through your territory, not noticed by any vaunted Russian radar .... Glory to the steam locomotives !!!!
  41. 0
    April 21 2016 21: 58
    Schaub, I lived like that! How much does it cost to transport Ukrainian air back and forth?
  42. +1
    April 21 2016 22: 01
    Instead of Ilyichevsk on the map, a new name - the city of Chernomorsk (Odessa region)


    City of Chornomorsk! But this is the name of the city from the satirical novel "The Golden Calf" by Ilf and Petrov. They give dill! Well, at least they have invented something new ... They have a petty swindler O. Bender, apparently a national hero.
    1. +1
      April 21 2016 23: 15
      Quote: midashko
      Instead of Ilyichevsk on the map, a new name - the city of Chernomorsk (Odessa region)


      City of Chornomorsk! But this is the name of the city from the satirical novel "The Golden Calf" by Ilf and Petrov. They give dill! Well, at least they have invented something new ... They have a petty swindler O. Bender, apparently a national hero.

      And what about O. Bender? He generally appeared in the Ukrainian SSR (Starobelsk, in the book Stargorod) from the village of Chmarovka (in UA Chmyrovka). And what is beyond Chmarovka)? At 57.6 km from Chmyrovka (Chmarovka) is the border of the RSFSR. So who is O. Bender?
  43. +3
    April 21 2016 22: 18
    Next time, Ukrainians will send a train to China via Omerika!
  44. 0
    April 21 2016 22: 31
    "Smart" will not go to Russia, "smart" will bypass Russia, with this motto the Ukrainians probably sent their train on the way ...
    But the "smart" did not think that it is very difficult not to notice and ignore Russia ...
  45. +2
    April 21 2016 22: 42
    Quote: lav67
    They washed the denyuzhku and okay .. yes for one thing and PR

    The question is how many hryvnias allocated for the project of the century burn the thigh to the author of this project :)?
  46. +4
    April 22 2016 00: 02
    How to be saved from Ukrop dubulism? This is simply impossible to bear: renaming of streets and cities, blocking highways for truckers and a ban on air travel, a ban on Russian films and songs, "games" with the purchase of gas, renaming Russia into Muscovy, etc. etc. Now this special Ukrop "Silk Road" ... Ugh! Dill like schizophrenia, it is necessary to enclose a quarantine fence (by the way, they themselves began to build it ...) and stop all communication with this under-state that is dangerous for humanity.
    1. 0
      April 22 2016 11: 14
      Support!
      Only the fence should also be soundproof!
  47. -1
    April 22 2016 01: 30
    And Chernomorsk, and the train "Eh, I will pump it!", And the children of Turkish citizens ... And again the Ukrainians are constantly deceived by the "children of officers" and the panikovskie.
  48. 0
    April 22 2016 03: 07
    Quote: Kasym
    Cram wood in a container

    tires
  49. +4
    April 22 2016 05: 19
    Brain is chicken, although it looks like a boar!
  50. +2
    April 22 2016 05: 49
    At no time will it be normal to get at least something.
    1. wow
      +3
      April 22 2016 12: 57
      Nah! In order for something to work properly, you need to have brains, at least chicken ....
  51. 0
    April 22 2016 06: 08
    Quote: 4ekist
    He did not come empty, but brought the air of the boundless steppes of Kazakhstan (by the way, healing with the smell of blooming tulips).

    However, Petya, I’ll put contraband in the corner!!!
  52. 0
    April 22 2016 06: 19
    Actually, Ukraine made an attempt for the first time in the world to circumnavigate the world by train. And where does it say that it didn’t work out? We were only informed that the train had reached China, and then the press hushed up the topic. Judging by the timing, it worked out very well, although it took Jules Verne 40 days. You need to train.
  53. +1
    April 22 2016 06: 45
    "...has recently been headed by Polish citizen Wojciech Balczun..." Who is Balczun? This one, or something: “A new head of the Ukrainian giant monopolist Ukrzaliznytsia has appeared on the horizon.” There is no Cabinet decision yet, but the competition commission has already selected him. He is the Polish top manager-rocker Wojciech Balczun. They say he demonstrated in his native Poland phenomenal success in managing railways and air transport. In Ukraine, he is promised a salary of 800 UAH per month + bonuses for success up to 000%. As a result, up to 300 million hryvnia per year. That should be enough for bread and sprats.
    Question: if he is appointed, does it mean that on our trains the musical “hit” playlists of the 2001 model will be replaced with fresh rock music performed by Wojciech himself.” Well, that’s it... - the railways in Square are screwed.
  54. 0
    April 22 2016 07: 22
    Yes, they undertook a risky journey, and once again they were able to surprise the whole world with their quirky “brilliant” entrepreneurship: “out of spite.” They succeeded. Everyone laughs at them!
  55. 0
    April 22 2016 07: 32
    Next time they will need to send a train to China via Argentina! wassat fool True, I don’t know how to do this. There are no transoceanic ferries yet laughing
  56. 0
    April 22 2016 08: 20
    Nothing is so cheap, and not as expensive as human stupidity.
    I don’t remember where I read it, but I agree 100%. hi
    1. 0
      April 23 2016 08: 38
      Phrase from t/f “The meeting place cannot be changed.” But it definitely applies to neighbors.
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  57. 0
    April 22 2016 08: 42
    Super "profitable" way laughing
  58. 0
    April 22 2016 09: 20
    The capacities of the project participants make it possible to freely dispatch a container train, which will transport 1 thousand tons of cargoes weekly in each direction.

    This means “to drive empty” (thieves' jargon) both literally and figuratively. laughing
  59. 0
    April 22 2016 09: 44
    Another victory for Kaklov, he tore his diaphragm
  60. 0
    April 22 2016 10: 08
    HURRAY, victory!
  61. 0
    April 22 2016 10: 45
    You can try to send trains through the other side - Europe-Atlantic-America-Pacific-China
  62. +2
    April 22 2016 11: 52
    The stupidity of ukrov is surprising. Projects of this kind have been prepared for years, and it is by no means certain that they will be successful. And here is a convulsive, ill-conceived psychic attack. Laughter and that's all.
  63. wow
    0
    April 22 2016 12: 56
    "... will run as orders arrive..." That is. never.
  64. 0
    April 22 2016 13: 17
    This composition is called the lightning of Ukraine - quickly and clearly - it’s good that it didn’t sink..
  65. 0
    April 22 2016 13: 29
    Once again this proves that where there is politics, there is simply no smell of economics.
  66. 0
    April 22 2016 13: 42
    Quote: Starover_Z
    Instead of Ilyichevsk on the map, a new name - the city of Chernomorsk

    Comrade Bender was traveling to the city of Chernomorsk with his comrades!
    And now, Poroshenko and the company have arrived!

    “Give me a million, give me a million!” - “give me a choir of bunnies boys?
  67. 0
    April 22 2016 14: 34
    Well, the next train needs to be driven to the states, rather than waste time on trifles, through Alaska.
    1. 0
      April 22 2016 22: 43
      You're talking nonsense - what kind of logistics will it be: Ilyechevsk-Black Sea-Georgia, Azerbaijan-Caspian Sea, Kazakhstan, China, Mongolia, South Korea-Sea of ​​Japan-Japan, Pacific Ocean-Alaska, Canada-Ia... Although.. it seems to them I wrote a hint.. it’s quite possible for them
  68. +1
    April 22 2016 14: 59
    They transported them for sale in containers in the strong air of the country)) But there were no fools to buy))
  69. +3
    April 22 2016 15: 14
    Song: “No matter what they do, things don’t go well!” Apparently their mother gave birth to MayDOWNs...
  70. 0
    April 22 2016 19: 53
    Quote: Wend
    Quote: zart_arn
    Well, yes, "to-that to Vorkuta." Damn logistics specialists. wassat

    Well, a very fast train laughing Do you give empty formulations over plpnp laughing

    Kindergarten, right. Both the hokhlopezd and the comments of local generals.
  71. +1
    April 22 2016 22: 39
    I remember how many accused the Kazakh leadership of betrayal because of this bypass of the Silk Road. but that’s how it turned out, if Nazarbay would not have agreed to let the Schenevmerlovsky team through - there wouldn’t be any fun now))
  72. -2
    April 23 2016 05: 08
    how much money they “wrote” into their pockets for this train—history is silent.
    And it seems like I would like to sympathize with the poops that they are being picked off like a stick, but they themselves jumped on it.

    ...It’s true that ours is not much better. Phrase of the year: “If we don’t have time to spy, we’ll violon!” (c)
  73. 0
    April 23 2016 19: 15
    I think the experiment needs to be continued!!!!!! and also open routes)))))) to Antarctica, for example.........))))
  74. 0
    April 23 2016 19: 59
    Peremoga! Hohlodouns consider the Chinese stupider than themselves.
  75. 0
    April 23 2016 22: 54
    Quote: zart_arn
    Well, yes, "to-that to Vorkuta." Damn logistics specialists. wassat

    Why did you hang the cross of the goddess Lada (the small star of Rus') on the NIK, if the problems of Rus' (not Russia) entertain you?
  76. kig
    0
    April 24 2016 02: 20
    I don’t see the need to dwell on this topic for so long.